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01:00I was just kind of passing through the area and Jimmy said if I was, I was to come in
01:04and practice my interviewing techniques on you. You okay with that?
01:08Yeah. Great. Love it.
01:10That was unexpected. He's like the most unintentionally funny human being in the world probably, I think.
01:17Okay, we'll get started then.
01:19Um, who should we go first?
01:21David.
01:21David. Up you come.
01:25Have a seat.
01:26Sit down.
01:26Thank you very much.
01:28Okay, David, we'll get straight to it. First question. Do you like crisps?
01:31Uh, they're all right, yes. Ready, salted only.
01:35Yeah. Any particular flavour?
01:36I said ready, salted only.
01:38Okay. Obviously it's a competitive market. So, could you suggest a new flavour of crisps?
01:43Sam Campbell will have no idea who he is.
01:48Who's this guy?
01:49Is this the thing?
01:50Why has he got so much lemon juice in his hair?
01:52This is going to be Richard Madeley.
01:55Okay, I mean, I have to...
01:56He's married to Judy Finnegan.
01:58Yeah, but I'm looking for an email.
01:59If you have to listen to the...
02:00Do you want to hear my idea for a new flavour?
02:05Yes, please.
02:06Tuna fish casserole.
02:08Oh.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Complex flavours.
02:10David, it's been wonderful talking to you. You may return to your seat.
02:12Thank you very much.
02:13Thank you very much indeed.
02:15Sam.
02:16Sam Campbell, would you please step up to the podium.
02:19Go on, Sam.
02:20Hi, Sam.
02:20Go on, Sam.
02:22Ah, Sam, you're Australian, right?
02:23Yeah.
02:24Okay, uh, do you even know who I am?
02:29Let's cut to the chase, Sam.
02:30What was the last thing you asked ChatGPT?
02:33I didn't really use it.
02:34Good for you.
02:35Okay.
02:35It's talking to a soulless robot, isn't it?
02:37I don't feel like that at all.
02:38You're a great guy.
02:44Alan?
02:44Alan?
02:45By the way, you make me wish I had six nostrils.
02:47Your scent is lighting it up, dude.
02:49Sam, you've been great.
02:50You can return from when she came.
02:52Thanks so much.
02:53It's an honour to meet you.
02:53Great to talk to you.
02:54Great to talk to you, man.
02:56Yeah.
02:56Off you go.
02:57Cheers.
02:58No, I really love this show.
02:59Okay.
02:59I enjoyed being interviewed by Richard Madeley.
03:02He's not someone that I sort of know.
03:04I've definitely seen a poster of him or a picture.
03:07Or maybe even on a bookmark, honestly.
03:09Like, he has...
03:10I have seen a picture of him.
03:13Bemi, would you come up, please, and have a chat?
03:15Go on, Bemi.
03:16Go on, Bemi.
03:19I'm such a fan.
03:20Good to see you.
03:21I'll have to say it with that hand, I'm afraid.
03:22I'm just such a fan, yeah.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Bit of a repetitive strain and injury in that one.
03:25Whatever you do in your bedroom is your business.
03:27Yes, well, quite.
03:29You've won two BAFTAs, haven't you?
03:31Two, yes.
03:31Two BAFTAs.
03:32That's amazing.
03:33Congratulations.
03:33Yes.
03:35Do you want to have a guess how many BAFTAs I've won?
03:38Yeah, that's right.
03:40Absolutely zero.
03:42Zero BAFTAs for the Maidly.
03:44The Maidly?
03:45He just called himself the Maidly.
03:47What's he doing?
03:48Having not won one...
03:50Yeah.
03:50Or even held one...
03:51Yeah.
03:52If you had to compare the weight of your BAFTA to something,
03:55what would it be like?
03:56Maybe a small owl?
04:01Um...
04:02Maybe.
04:03Oh, OK.
04:04Yeah.
04:04Your eyes are amazing.
04:06I'm getting lost in them.
04:08Jimmy, he's not not fit.
04:12Romesh, would you please step up?
04:16Nice to see you.
04:17Hi, nice to see you.
04:18We last met on Red Nose there, I think.
04:19We did, yeah, it was good.
04:20You've got three children, haven't you?
04:22Yeah.
04:23Any tips for conceiving?
04:25Um, let your wife spend a lot of time
04:27with her personal trainer.
04:32The reason I ask is
04:33that when Judy and I were trying to conceive
04:35a few years ago,
04:36I used to douse my balls in icy water beforehand.
04:43Right.
04:44Apparently it ups the sperm count.
04:45Right.
04:46Yeah.
04:46Oh, it's agonising, but...
04:48So, hold on, are you dropping that into a cup?
04:50Or how are you doing that?
04:51Oh, yeah, in a bucket.
04:52Put several, you know, tray loads of ice in.
04:55In.
04:56Count to 50.
04:57Yep.
04:58Out.
04:59Go.
05:00So, what, are you squatting over a bucket...
05:02into a bucket of icy water?
05:03You're squatting...
05:04Well, you're...
05:04You're dropping.
05:06Does that not give Judy the ick a little bit?
05:08Uh, well, I did that in the bathroom,
05:10and then I...
05:10And then you come out.
05:11...came out.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Nicely chilled,
05:14with fast-swing sperm.
05:15So, I just thought I'd pass it on if you wanted to.
05:16Oh, thanks.
05:17I don't want any more children, actually.
05:18But thankfully,
05:19I can just let the marriage take its natural course.
05:21All right, Romish.
05:22Well, thank you very much for your time,
05:23and good luck with your marital sex life.
05:24It's been very good.
05:25Thank you very much.
05:26Thank you for your time.
05:27I mean, Richard made, you know, broadcasting legend.
05:29The thing that I didn't want
05:31was the image of him squatting
05:32to lower his testicles into a bucket of ice water,
05:35and his testicles are just dangling separately
05:37to the rest of his body,
05:38and then he just dips, it submerges,
05:40and then lifts, and then submerges.
05:42I'm thinking of it now.
05:44Alan Carr.
05:45Oh.
05:46Fellow master interviewer.
05:48Hello.
05:49Do you come up?
05:50Oh, wonderful.
05:50Great to see you again.
05:52Um, Alan,
05:53I want to play a game of word association.
05:55Fantastic.
05:55With you, go.
05:57Chips.
05:57Onion.
05:59Beetroot.
06:00Hair.
06:02Weave.
06:03Banana.
06:04Loom.
06:05Onion.
06:06Taj Mahal.
06:07India.
06:10Milton Keynes.
06:12Banana again.
06:14Roller skate.
06:15Pork sausage.
06:18Knife.
06:19Innuendo.
06:21Cheeky.
06:21Thrust.
06:24Open.
06:25Went.
06:26Right.
06:27Yes.
06:28Up.
06:28Over.
06:28My.
06:29Your.
06:30Arse.
06:30Yes.
06:35I think they get a kiss.
06:36David.
06:38Thank you very much.
06:42That is tough.
06:44That is really tough.
06:45Guys, it's been great seeing you all.
06:47I've only paid for 15 minutes barking,
06:49so I've got to go before I get a ticket.
06:51Thank you very much indeed.
06:52Take care.
06:52Richard Maidley.
06:54Richard Maidley.
06:55Maidley.
06:57Maidley.
06:57The smell.
07:00He was doing some dangerous stuff.
07:02The smell on Maidley.
07:03I want to see if he's lingered.
07:08Guys, I've got his chair with the smelling.
07:12Wow, Mel.
07:14If anyone wants to smell.
07:15Let's see if I can smell.
07:16Not there.
07:20We're in the third hour, still no red cards.
07:23Unprecedented.
07:24He did smell incredible.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Oh, I think all over.
07:28Do you think?
07:29Really?
07:30Do you think in the morning he goes,
07:31Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, do ya?
07:34Oh, you think he's doing the...
07:35One, two, three, four, nipple, nipple.
07:37Is that what we'll do?
07:39Front door.
07:40One, two, three, four, nipple, nipple, front door.
07:43Front door.
07:43Yeah.
07:44He's front dooring, definitely.
07:45I just go, uh, uh.
07:48That's it, really.
07:49You've got squirty cream.
07:53Ha!
07:55Ha!
07:58If you could summon up, Sam, you had the power, summon up 50 ducks, yeah?
08:0350?
08:04Ducks.
08:05Oh, okay, yes.
08:06When would you, but you can only, when would you use it, you can only use it once.
08:12Oh, I really like that.
08:14Okay, so when would I summon up 50 ducks?
08:1650 ducks, yeah.
08:17Um, to propose to someone as part of that.
08:20Nice.
08:21So, so will you marry me?
08:22Yeah.
08:23Well, is that unfair?
08:25To be like, is she marrying me for me, or me for me ducks?
08:29Me for my 50 ducks.
08:31And when she says no.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Use the duck moment.
08:35Oh, God, I wasted my duck summon.
08:38Well, what about you, Amy?
08:40Uh, Christmas shopping.
08:42Well, it's all busy.
08:43I've got 50 ducks.
08:45Bam.
08:45Oh.
08:46The aisle's clear.
08:47I mean, it's full of ducks.
08:49So maybe that doesn't work.
08:51When would you use the ducks, Bob?
08:56Maybe at the dentist?
09:00Just before the needle?
09:0350 ducks.
09:04Don't you need this guy to concentrate?
09:08You're right.
09:09Yeah.
09:10But it would be a moment.
09:11That's like, almost like you said, when's the worst time you should do it?
09:14You're right.
09:15How do you do it?
09:16How do you summon them, by the way?
09:18Oh, yeah.
09:20Ducks.
09:21Oh, ducks!
09:25I don't know.
09:27Something like that.
09:30White to the side.
09:32Ducks!
09:33Just that's how you do it.
09:35The duck summoner.
09:36Amy Gledhill is the duck summoner.
09:39Coming this far.
09:40Sam Campbell as 50 ducks.
09:42As 50 ducks.
09:43I play the 50 ducks.
09:44Yeah.
09:45I'd love to see that.
09:47Yeah, I come in as all the ducks.
09:49Mm-hmm.
09:53I think the quack, Sam.
10:03Sam Campbell looks like he has spiritually locked his face.
10:06I think Sam Campbell has actually got the screensaver on his face.
10:11Hey, do you find it amusing...
10:13I thought you were about to sing Hey Jude.
10:14..when that company, a proprietary brand of famous chicken outlets...
10:19The one with the colonel.
10:20Exactly.
10:21They used to have all of their chicken in the UK delivered by one delivery firm.
10:26And then some idiot in the management of the company decided to put it out to tender.
10:32And some other firm said, no, we can undercut them for the delivery of the chicken.
10:37And they said, great, we'll go for that.
10:39And within two days of them changing firms, half their branches in the country had had to close due to
10:45lack of chicken.
10:47And it just makes me laugh so much at the thought about this other firm that have agreed this contract.
10:53They're taking this money.
10:54And then they just can't believe how many chickens they have to get to different places.
10:58That's what you get from trying to cut costs.
11:01And the first firm, they knew what they were doing.
11:04It's difficult.
11:04Imagine it.
11:05Getting to thousands of chickens.
11:07Another thousand chickens.
11:08Another 700 chickens in Nottingham.
11:12This is classic Mitchell.
11:14600 chickens in Loughborough.
11:16Only got 50 docks over here.
11:18Fucking hell.
11:19300 chickens in Kent.
11:20Quick, now, more chickens.
11:22They're eating the chicken.
11:22Chicken.
11:23Get the chicken there now.
11:24Chicken, chicken, chicken.
11:25And this firm's thinking, what, another fucking chicken?
11:30He's going to have a heart attack one day, isn't he?
11:32Surely.
11:33Not another chicken.
11:35Another 700 chickens immediately.
11:40It doesn't bear thinking about, does it?
11:45I'm sorry to have put it in your mind.
11:55Do you consider yourself an adrenaline junkie?
11:57Definitely.
11:59Theme parks, roller coasters, fast cars?
12:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:02Monster trucks?
12:03Not really monster trucks.
12:06You've seen them, though?
12:06Yeah, I like a float, you know, when you just stand on the back of a lorry.
12:11Oh, yeah.
12:16The fruit machine is once again available for inspiration.
12:20Please pull the lever.
12:27Worst pet peeve?
12:30Pet peeve?
12:31Is these, like, bad habits?
12:32Yeah, or things that just annoy you generally?
12:34My doctor's surgery has put a really annoying song on their caller waiting.
12:42What is it?
12:42I can't remember, but it's annoying.
12:45That's not normally how anecdotes work.
12:46Yeah.
12:50That's not normally how anecdotes work.
12:53Can you not do, like, an approximate sort of...
12:56Yeah, yeah.
12:56It's a bit like this.
12:58Yeah.
12:58I don't want to, you know...
13:00Well, my pet peeve is when people set up an anecdote and don't finish it.
13:07I don't like those people in the street asking you for money.
13:10I know you're not meant to say that, but, you know, when they lie,
13:12hello, Chica Chops, want to talk about leprosy?
13:15Al, do you live in 1932?
13:18Yes.
13:19Who are these people?
13:20Sorry.
13:20The people who want you to sign up for a charity.
13:22Chuggers.
13:23Oh, right, right.
13:24They're called Chuggers, charity muggers, but I call them chunts.
13:40Do you like pickleball?
13:41Are you sporty?
13:44You clearly don't know who I am.
13:46You asked me before if I'm into monster trucks.
13:50I'm just trying to find out what you're into, Alan.
13:53That was a laugh.
13:54Yeah, you're right.
14:00Oh.
14:01I was just about to insult you two.
14:04We're getting strict at this stage because they're all doing incredibly well,
14:07but that was definitely a laugh.
14:09If so.
14:10Good on you.
14:11Hi, everyone.
14:12We've, uh, we've had a laugh.
14:15Do you want to see?
14:15It's me, it's me, it's me.
14:18Are you sporty?
14:19You clearly don't know who I am.
14:21You asked me before if I'm into monster trucks.
14:26I'm just trying to find out what you're into, Alan.
14:28That's very funny.
14:33Oh, Ames.
14:35Oh, no.
14:38Alan, he's so cheeky.
14:40It's the twinkle in the eyes that gets you.
14:42We're getting strict now.
14:43You're all playing brilliantly, but we're getting quite strict.
14:45That yellow totally deserved, and I'm surprised I lasted that long.
14:48I'm going to go and restart the game.
14:50Okay.
14:50Doors.
14:52So, Alan tries to tip Sam over the edge, but Amy gets caught in the crossfire.
14:57It's a yellow for Gledhill.
14:59We've got five yellow cards.
15:01This is good.
15:03Let's restart the game.
15:05Oh, hello.
15:06Here we go.
15:06Right.
15:11Where do you stand on quad bikes?
15:19Do you remember MTV Cribs?
15:21You showed that.
15:22Yeah, well, I did MTV Cribs with Derek Okora.
15:27And we were in Cribs, as in, like, a place under a church where they keep the dead bodies.
15:30So, it was a pun on MTV Cribs.
15:33Yeah.
15:33The thing is, he was struggling with the autocue, which was,
15:36Hi, I'm Derek Okora, welcome to MTV Cribs, but then he would go,
15:41You're all right, darling.
15:42Don't worry.
15:43Don't worry.
15:44We're filming a show.
15:45It's all right.
15:45She's crying over there.
15:46She's a Victorian woman.
15:48He struggled with the, Hi, I'm Derek Okora bit, but he was having a conversation.
15:53Alan Carr was the one that I feared most.
15:56There's a vibe or something that just makes me want to laugh.
15:59Did you do the Cribs thing, Alan, because you believe in that sort of stuff?
16:02No, yeah, I'm interested in things like that, but, yeah, it was interesting.
16:05Did you find any of it genuine from, uh, nothing at all?
16:09He's a charlatan, isn't he, yeah.
16:11Well, you saw him when the spirit guide spoke to Tupin Carmoon and he had a Scouse accent.
16:15Hello, I'm Tupin Carmoon.
16:17I died all those years ago.
16:19You do the math.
16:20Does that sound like Tupin Carmoon to you?
16:23Does it?
16:25Great.
16:25I like Derek.
16:26I'm here with Nefertiti.
16:29I smell a rat, Bob.
16:33Poor Alan.
16:33And I think lots of people are avoiding him because they knew they'd laugh if they spoke to him.
16:50Bob's got the laptop.
16:52That means he's got some songs for some people.
16:53Oh, yes, please.
16:55I thought it was a sandwich.
16:56Oh, no.
16:57Oh, he's got his laptop.
16:59Oh, no.
17:01Bob, don't do it.
17:04Anyone want a song?
17:05No.
17:05No.
17:07I'll have a song.
17:08Will you have a song, darling?
17:09Yeah, I'd love a song.
17:11No.
17:15Oh, I already wish I hadn't said yes.
17:18I mean, I did ask for the songs.
17:21I don't know why I did that.
17:22I just felt like, because I'm a big fan, I just wanted the songs.
17:26Diane's on a yellow.
17:28Here we go.
17:30Would you like a song about dental nurses?
17:32I used to be a dental nurse.
17:35Hmm.
17:35I wasn't trained.
17:36I just learnt on the job.
17:38You could back then.
17:39They only got me because I fit the uniform.
17:49Dental nurses will never be the boss.
17:52They sterilise the needles and teach you how to floss.
17:57Dental nurses hand over the tools, top up the mouthwash and mix the fucking glues.
18:04Luncheon meat is lovely, but it's full of fucking fat.
18:08Kale is much more healthy, but it tastes to underpants.
18:12Tindock dog's a good value, but the nutrients are low.
18:16On Sunday, I will kill again, this time in Middlesbrough.
18:20Yes.
18:25That was great.
18:26That was lovely.
18:27Do you want another one?
18:28Yeah, go on, do another.
18:32Oh, God, this is...
18:34This is going to be worse, isn't it?
18:36You can tell.
18:40You're a nutjob, you're in bin bags, you've got a cobbler's head in a hole beneath your shed.
18:51I don't know how many times, Dan, I've caught you hiding onion rings under me horses, painting zips on me
18:59pigs.
19:00And I've seen you outside Costco when I wouldn't let you in, because how much you stank.
19:06You're a chin strap, you're a mouse hat, you once went to Leeds and drank a pint of bees.
19:13You're a bog roll, you're a wingnut, you once threw a snake at Paloma Faith's face.
19:21You're a pork chop, you're a job lot.
19:24You once slaughtered an eel on Alan Shearer's fields.
19:31Thank you for receiving those songs.
19:34Well done, Bob.
19:37Oh, God, he's so good.
19:41That was hard.
19:42Yeah, that was hard.
19:43The first song, I thought, I can cope with this.
19:46And then the second one, I had to move away from him.
19:52What did you say about Paloma Faith's face?
19:54Something about her face.
19:55You watched through a snake at Paloma Faith's face.
19:59Is it based on a true story?
20:01No, it's not.
20:02Oh.
20:03It was a pigeon.
20:06Mmm.
20:06A bone.
20:08I'm going to get another Joker.
20:09Ooh!
20:10I'm thinking Alan.
20:12Yes, please.
20:14I know.
20:15Oh, shall I get it?
20:17Shall I?
20:17Go on.
20:18Yeah, you go on.
20:21Hello, last one laughing.
20:22Oh, hi.
20:23Can I get Alan Carr to do his Joker, please?
20:25Sure thing.
20:27Bye-bye.
20:27Love you.
20:28Bye.
20:30Al, could you please do your Joker?
20:32Oh, no.
20:34OK.
20:35Go, Al.
20:37Oh!
20:38So we've got five comics on a yellow card and Alan's Joker.
20:42Oh, hang on.
20:44Here goes, hello.
20:46Here we go.
20:47I'm looking forward to this.
20:48This is going to be good, isn't it?
20:50All right, let's see what he's brought.
20:51Come on, Alan.
20:53Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's game show time.
20:58So please welcome Mr. Game Show himself, Alan Carr.
21:05Oh, shit.
21:06Hello, and welcome to my brand new game show, Concentration, or Constipation.
21:13Yay!
21:16Cue the music.
21:22Concentration, not constipation, it's up to you.
21:25To find the clue, is Alan's poo long overdue?
21:30Or is it concentration?
21:33Or is it concentration?
21:36Or is it concentration?
21:59Look at the puddles now.
22:01Oh, wow.
22:03Look at lovely Pat.
22:04It's a play on pot noodle, but obviously you won't want to pour boiling water over Pat.
22:08She's already tasty as it is.
22:11Wow.
22:12Thanks, Pat Noodle.
22:13You might have seen her from the 1990s reboot of The Price is Right.
22:18Jimmy Tarbuck's How Fucking Much.
22:23Well, I suppose you want to know what you're playing for.
22:27Yes, Alan.
22:30Sausage.
22:32The winner, this is an Alan Carr promise, I will make whatever sausage you want.
22:39Chipolata.
22:40Cumberland.
22:40The ring ones.
22:41I can do that, but you've got to win though, okay?
22:44So remember, concentration or constipation.
22:48What am I doing?
22:49This is the first scenario, okay?
22:54Concentration or constipation.
22:58Okay.
23:11Concentration or constipation.
23:15Constipation, constipation.
23:16Bob, concentration.
23:18It's actually concentration.
23:21Wow, well done, Bob.
23:22Bob, I was opening up a pack of laundry tablets, and we've all been there, haven't we?
23:30Oh, yeah.
23:30Right, next scenario.
23:33Am I constipated or am I concentrating?
23:38He's forgotten how to pronounce constipated.
23:59So am I concentrating or constipating?
24:03What am I doing?
24:05Okay, constipation, concentration, David.
24:07Concentration, Bob again.
24:09Well, let me reveal the scenario.
24:11It was constipation.
24:13Oh, constipation.
24:15Wow.
24:16What was that?
24:17I had gone to Alan Titchmarsh's summer party where he serves hard-boiled eggs done six
24:23ways, and we all got bunged up, and I had to manually evacuate Claire Balding with
24:30one of his trowels.
24:34It's a good game, isn't it?
24:36We're trying to get some of the Only Connect audience, you know.
24:39They would love this.
24:40Yeah.
24:42Okay.
24:43Concentration or constipation.
24:54I think he's coming.
25:02What do you reckon?
25:04A few concentrations.
25:08Concentration, concentration, constipation.
25:10Right.
25:11Well, you're all sort of right, because it's a trick question.
25:14I was constipated and concentrating.
25:18I was on the toilet doing a word search, but I'd eaten some unripe bananas wrapped in
25:24processed meat and washed it down.
25:26And can I just tell you, this word search was hard.
25:29I nearly prolapsed trying to find Thomas Schaffernacher.
25:34So, who is the winner, you ask?
25:38I think, actually, it's Ramesh.
25:41Ramesh, well done.
25:42Come over here.
25:43Come on then, Pat, my love.
25:45You're going to help me.
25:45What kind of sausage?
25:48What kind of sausage would you like?
25:50You are a vegan, so you don't touch the meat.
25:52What kind of sausage is it?
25:53It's like a stroke.
25:53Wow.
25:54Would you like it?
25:54Oh!
25:58A noodle.
26:02Wow.
26:06It's a lot of sausage.
26:08Alan's going to make himself go.
26:12That was really nice.
26:14It's like a robot that can shit.
26:16Yeah.
26:19Would you like this sausage?
26:23Momesh, take the sausage.
26:25Take the sausage, please.
26:26Oh, there you go.
26:28That's you.
26:29That's safe.
26:29You're leaving with that sausage.
26:31Can I just say thank you, everyone,
26:33for watching Concentration or Constipation?
26:36Thank you so much.
26:39Pat Noodle.
26:40Please, Pat, give us...
26:43Just stay there, Pat.
26:44Just stay there, Pat.
26:45Just stay there, Pat.
26:48You okay, boss?
26:52You good?
26:53Yeah.
26:54I think so.
26:57I think you are, aren't you?
27:05I mean, the thing is, I am.
27:10Oh, wow.
27:12The thing is, I have hosted shows like that for real.
27:15So, I mean, it was a bit weird for me,
27:17because I have actually done...
27:18That was strong.
27:20Also, can I just say...
27:21Oh, hello.
27:23Hello.
27:24What?
27:24Was it me with the machine when it came out?
27:28Get him, Jimmy.
27:29This makes a lovely cheese board for us all to keep.
27:31I'm going to put mine...
27:32Yeah, thanks for the gift, Sam.
27:33And it's good, because it reminds you, doesn't it,
27:35what to have too much cheese?
27:37Yeah, doors.
27:38Oh, here he is.
27:39Doors.
27:40Hello.
27:41Such a purposeful walk, isn't it?
27:43Okay, um...
27:44Stand by your beds.
27:46Amazon have asked me to say that that is their format now.
27:49Great.
27:49Okay, yeah.
27:50Can Pat Noodle come too?
27:52Oh, yeah.
27:52Pat Noodle's...
27:53Actually, they want to do it without you and just her.
27:56She was extraordinary.
27:58What was the show she did with Jimmy Tarbuck?
28:00Jimmy Tarbuck's How Fucking Much?
28:06OK, um, we've had an incident.
28:08We've had some laughter in the room.
28:10Oh.
28:11And, uh, well, I'll show you.
28:13Can I just tell you, this word search was hard.
28:16I nearly prolapsed trying to find Thomas Schaffernacher.
28:24Sal!
28:25Oh, yes!
28:26Oh, yes!
28:28Oh, wow.
28:28What a set is...
28:29You're powerful, but nothing's tougher than that.
28:31I mean, that was hard.
28:33You did very, very well.
28:34As soon as it opened and I just saw the set,
28:37I thought, I'm in trouble here.
28:39Alan could have come on in the jacket and just gone,
28:42Schaffernacher!
28:42And I probably would have laughed.
28:44Shit.
28:46While I've got you,
28:48there's another one.
28:50Oh!
28:51Oh!
28:54Say it ain't said.
29:00Okie dokie.
29:05If he had two straight eyes,
29:06he'd be driving a taxi.
29:13What is this house?
29:15I used to fancy the Jack of Clubs
29:16in the pack of cards.
29:18So I've got to give you a red card.
29:20Really?
29:20Ok, that's one for you.
29:21Hello.
29:22One for you.
29:23You'll come with me.
29:24Oh!
29:26We've all bitten down on a shoe
29:28when trying to curl one out.
29:57I need this house.
29:59I'll see you next time.
29:59Let's do it.
30:28We'll see you next time.
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