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00:06¡Gracias!
00:33Mr. President
00:38Eyes on me
00:46Take your clothes off
00:53Three years by his side
00:55Taking down his enemies
00:57Handling the press
00:58I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:01The first one to bear my heir
01:04Becomes the first lady
01:17Not long after
01:18The other women in the surrogacy program
01:20Started getting pregnant one by one
01:22I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:25Once I have this baby
01:26I'll take the money and go
01:28First lady
01:29Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:31Nurse, doctor
01:32Surrogate number one just had her baby
01:34It's a boy
01:35Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:38The second the president saw the kid
01:39He had her and the baby kicked out
01:41Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:43Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else
01:45During the surrogacy program?
01:46I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:49But then, one by one
01:50The other women had their babies
01:51The president took one look at each
01:53And knew they weren't his
01:54Every last one of them got kicked out
01:56Take your bastard and get lost
01:57Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
01:59I swear I can give you a child
02:00Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:05Come on, push
02:06Give it everything
02:07Baby's almost here
02:15One last push
02:16Come on, you can do it
02:17The baby's here
02:19A healthy baby
02:22Monster! Monster!
02:27What's wrong?
02:31What the hell?
02:32I just gave birth to dog pups?
02:35How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:38Oh no, this is bad
02:40The president won't even need a test
02:42No!
02:43Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:45I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:47And the money?
02:48Gone
02:52What's going on here?
03:01What should I do?
03:02What should I do?
03:11Where's my baby?
03:17Tell me, where is my child?
03:19Mr. President, I'm so sorry
03:21I let you down
03:23Sorry for what?
03:24I lied, I
03:27I wasn't pregnant
03:28That wasn't a baby coming out
03:30That was a massive, toxic, waste-level crap
03:34One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:38A fake pregnancy?
03:40So you mean my whole medical team
03:41can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:43That's because I was so desperate
03:45to get pregnant with your baby
03:46I took all kinds of hormone shots
03:48and it made me look pregnant
03:49Today I just ate too much
03:51and had to go
03:55What was that sound?
04:03Mr. President, you should stay back
04:05I just went
04:06It's pretty rank
04:07So I skipped a budget hearing
04:09and a National Security Council meeting
04:11and waited two hours here
04:13just for you to take a clap?
04:15Mr. President
04:16I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:19Just give me more time
04:20I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:23I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:26But what about the surrogacy money?
04:28After playing me like this
04:29You'll work as a cleaner in the White House
04:31until you've paid off your debt
04:33What?
04:37No money
04:38And now I'm stuck working for free
04:40What a joke
04:41You two little troublemakers
04:43You totally screwed me
04:44If it weren't for you
04:46who knows
04:46Maybe I'd be first lady now
04:54Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog
04:56I've ever heard
04:56Eh, whatever
04:57But hey, you're mine, right?
05:02You guys hungry?
05:14Wait
05:14You don't want to
05:16nurse, do you?
05:19All right, fine
05:20Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:22I guess that's just what happens
05:23when you're their mom
05:29Drink up
05:33Now that's what I call my kids
05:34Already drinking in style
05:36You two are going places
05:38Looks like mom's retirement plan
05:40is riding on you little fur balls now
05:44What the hell?
05:45I mean, I was definitely
05:46implanted with the president's sperm
05:48So how the hell
05:49did I end up with puppies?
05:53Whose dog is this?
05:55You hurt?
05:56Hey, easy now
05:57I won't bite
05:59Wow
05:59I've never seen a dog
06:00as big as you before
06:03Could it be him?
06:06Nah
06:07I'm definitely going crazy
06:37Mommy
06:39Puppy kids
06:40Puppy kids, whatever
06:40You're mine
06:41And that's all that matters
06:45Those two little monsters
06:46eat more every day
06:47This might just last them one day
06:50What, they're not feeding you enough
06:52at the White House?
06:53I just don't want to waste anything
06:54You're always talking about saving food
06:56So I'm supporting you
06:58Just focus on paying off your debt
06:59Don't try anything cute
07:02I, I get it
07:10Bro, do you think mom will be mad
07:12that we snucked out?
07:13Mom worked so hard for us
07:14We gotta get her a gift
07:17I think I smell
07:18Dad
07:19Mom worked so hard for us
07:21Mom worked so hard for us
07:23Mom worked so hard for us
07:29Mom worked so hard for us
07:33Mom worked so hard for us
07:34Mom worked so hard for us
07:34Mom worked so hard for us
07:36Mom worked so hard for us
07:36Mom worked so hard for us
07:37Mom worked so hard for us
07:37Mom worked so hard for us
07:38Mom worked so hard for us
07:38Mom worked so hard for us
07:38Mom worked so hard for us
07:40Mom worked so hard for us
07:44Mom worked so hard for us
07:54¿Puedo hablar?
08:06Con un diploma de high school que no puede saber cuál es la forma de usar, ¿qué te hace pensar
08:10que eres cualificado?
08:13¿Quick, cualificado? ¿Qué te hace sentir a estar por su lado?
08:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:46¡Mommy!
08:47We got you a present.
08:49A present? What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
08:56For you, Mommy.
09:01Mommy, here, take this.
09:04The presidential seal? The nuclear button briefcase?
09:07No, no.
09:15So you two are the crazy little thieves? How could you steal this stuff?
09:20We were just looking for food for Mommy. We found it in some room.
09:25This ring is so pretty, Mommy. You should wear it.
09:29Oh no, oh no. We are so screwed.
09:32Code Red. Locked in the White House. Search every room. Not one corner gets missed.
09:37Oh my God. If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:43Open the door.
09:43Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House. This is the last one the maids quarters.
09:48Open the door.
09:55There they are. Right here.
09:58Oh my God. Caught red-handed. I'm definitely going to jail.
10:02Leah Cole, wire my presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase in your room.
10:08Mr. President, I, I don't know anything.
10:11I went to work early this morning and when I got back, these things were just here.
10:16It must be the real thief.
10:18They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House so they dumped the stuff in my room to
10:21throw everyone off or set me up.
10:23That lie is full of holes. Your room is so remote, which thief would just happen to come here?
10:29You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch. Just tell the truth already.
10:33Ma'am, look at me. I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:35Why would I steal something like that? I've got no motive.
10:38Mr. President, don't forget. This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:43When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:45I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:48That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:53Tell me, who put you up to this? Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
10:58I swear, I didn't.
11:00Mr. President, this woman is too calculating. Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:04I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
11:09No, I'm not a spy. I swear.
11:12Then let's do it in your way.
11:20Oh my god.
11:23Get down from there now. That's the president.
11:26Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:34What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:40You dirty bitch. You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays.
11:44Someone, kill these animals. Throw them in the trash.
11:47No!
11:52Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:55I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
11:57They're like my own kids.
11:59I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones. It's hard enough.
12:02Please, don't hurt them.
12:03I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:05And they won't chew up your shoes.
12:09Mr. President!
12:10These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:14And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:20You really like them, huh?
12:24Well, duh. They're my kids. Of course I like them.
12:27Yes! They're adorable!
12:30Please just let me keep them.
12:31I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
12:33I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:38Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:41Wish they were werewolves.
12:42This ends here.
12:44No one speaks of this.
12:46Thank you, Mr. President.
12:58We're finally gone.
13:00You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:03If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:08You can be her little hand warmers.
13:23Hospital.
13:24But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:28No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:31So why lie?
13:33I wasn't pregnant.
13:35That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:36That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
13:40One wick and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:47Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:50Yes, sir.
14:01Hey, easy now.
14:03I won't bite.
14:04But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:10What is that woman hiding?
14:15Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:19Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:24I didn't see anything.
14:28Tell the truth.
14:30Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:31I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:34She gave birth of two puppies.
14:37And then, I passed out from shock.
14:41You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pups?
14:44Yes, I swear.
14:45Every word is true.
14:46I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:49So that's it.
14:50Yesterday was so weird.
14:52Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
14:56But he totally let me off.
14:57And he even touched my pups.
14:59Maybe he likes dogs, too?
15:00Get the cages ready.
15:01I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:11Quick, hide.
15:18What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:20Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:23Feeding dogs?
15:24With people's dishes?
15:26Leah Cole, this is the White House, not your trailer park.
15:29Now hand over those mutts.
15:31The president said I could keep them.
15:33The president runs a country.
15:35You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:39Search the place.
15:40Find those little beasts.
15:41I'm throwing them out myself.
15:50Stop!
15:51The president said I could keep them.
15:53You can't...
15:54Out of my way!
16:00You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:03Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:07Let me tell you something.
16:09You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:12There you little bastards are!
16:17Grab them.
16:19Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:22Kill them!
16:23Do it now!
16:26No!
16:28Hit her.
16:41Don't move.
16:42You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday.
16:47Promise me.
16:49Never shift in front of anyone else.
16:51Okay, mommy.
16:55What are you waiting for?
16:57Pull those little beasts out!
17:00No!
17:01Don't hurt my kids!
17:03Kids?
17:04What kids?
17:11Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:15You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:18You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:22You're disgusting!
17:23You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:28You scheming little bitch.
17:30I'm not letting you stick around.
17:33I'm going to make you watch these little beasts die.
17:36Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:47Babies, don't be scared.
17:50Mommy's here.
17:51What are you waiting for?
17:52Hit her too!
17:53Feed her until she stops moving!
18:07I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:16Mr. President.
18:18Mr. President, what brings you here?
18:19This place is beneath you.
18:21Olivia, you've got some nerve.
18:22I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
18:24Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:26Mr. President, you misunderstand.
18:27I was worried about rabies.
18:29What if they pose a risk to you?
18:30I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:35She's lying.
18:36She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:38Sorry I'm late.
18:47These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:09Oh my God.
19:11The President?
19:12The President is holding me?
19:14What kind of script is this?
19:16He saved me?
19:18And he's being...
19:19Gentle?
19:20Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:24Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House,
19:27security's looking for someone to walk the dogs.
19:29You'd be perfect.
19:30Mr. President, I just didn't think it through.
19:32But I was only worried about your safety.
19:35You too.
19:35Are you here to protect me or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:39Mr. President, we...
19:40If you can't figure out who signs your checks,
19:42I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
19:44They're short on people in the Middle East.
19:45You leave tomorrow.
19:47See what a real field assignment looks like.
19:49Mr. President, we're sorry.
19:51Please, give us another chance.
19:53Mr. President,
19:54this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back.
19:57I've already disinfected the area.
19:58Just needs oint applied regularly.
20:00I'll do it.
20:06Um, maybe I should just do it myself?
20:09I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:13Oh my God, the President just touched me.
20:15Why is he being so nice to me?
20:17We've only known each other for a few days.
20:19Is he...
20:19Is he up to something?
20:26I promise you,
20:28what happened today will never happen again.
20:30Thank you for seeing me, Mr. President.
20:34Come in.
20:36Mr. President,
20:37about what happened today,
20:39it was my mistake.
20:40I hope you can forgive me.
20:42Olivia, I've never doubted your work.
20:44But you need to understand,
20:46my personal life is none of your business.
20:50Yes, sir.
20:51From today on,
20:52Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
20:54Move her into the room next to mine.
20:56What?
20:57And one more thing.
20:59The White House Correspondents' Dinner
21:01is the day after tomorrow.
21:02Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
21:03We're making it official.
21:04Girlfriend?
21:05Girlfriend?
21:06Mr. President?
21:08This...
21:08This isn't right.
21:09I'm just a cleaner.
21:11I...
21:12No one deserves it more than you.
21:14What is wrong with this man?
21:16Did someone drug him?
21:17I mean,
21:18okay, he's hot
21:18and the body's not bad,
21:19but this is too fast.
21:20I am not ready for this.
21:22Mr. President,
21:22every major media outlet
21:24will be at that dinner.
21:25Announcing a surrogate
21:25as your girlfriend
21:26out of nowhere is reckless.
21:27If they dig into her background,
21:29your reputation...
21:30Then this is a test
21:30of your public relations skills, Olivia.
21:32I'm sure you'll do a great job
21:33with the dinner party.
21:37Too bad he doesn't know.
21:38These two little ones
21:39are his own flesh and blood.
21:41Only these two pups
21:42are truly mine.
21:43None of those women
21:45bore my seed,
21:46but no one can know
21:47I'm a werewolf.
21:48Their real identity
21:49has to stay hidden for now.
21:58Miss Cole,
21:59this is your room.
22:00If you need anything,
22:01just call me.
22:08Okay, come out, babies.
22:17My good babies.
22:22Kids?
22:22You're sure the maid heard right?
22:24Positive.
22:25Two kids,
22:25four or five years old,
22:26called her mommy.
22:28Ah, got it.
22:29This bitch makes a living
22:30by spreading her legs
22:31for surrogacy.
22:32Those brats are probably
22:33leftovers from some job.
22:34Baby data ran off.
22:35No one wanted them,
22:36so she got stuck with them.
22:37Then we should tell the president.
22:38Let him know she's got
22:39two kids in tow.
22:40He'll dump her for sure.
22:41That's too easy for her.
22:43Tomorrow is the White House
22:44correspondent's dinner.
22:45Every media outlet
22:46in the country will be there.
22:47I'm going to destroy her
22:48in front of everyone.
22:50She'll crawl out
22:51of the White House
22:51in shame.
22:54Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
22:55You two stay here,
22:57sleep tight,
22:58and no sneaking out.
22:59Got it?
23:00Got it, Mommy.
23:02Bye-bye, Mommy.
23:09Mr. President,
23:10we hear you're announcing
23:11something big tonight.
23:13Any hints?
23:14You'll know soon enough.
23:25Who is she?
23:26I don't remember any first lady
23:27looking that young and gorgeous.
23:29Maybe some European princess?
23:30She's got that kind of vibe.
23:31Whoever she is,
23:33tomorrow's front page is locked.
23:48You look stunning tonight.
23:50Shall we dance?
23:54Mr. President,
23:55I don't know.
24:01The President is dancing with her?
24:04This is huge.
24:11No, no, no.
24:12Snap out of it, Leah.
24:13He's the President.
24:14Half the women in America
24:15would could kill to marry him.
24:17What makes you think
24:17a small-town janitor
24:18even stands a chance?
24:20Get a grip.
24:23Allow me to introduce
24:24and introduce my girlfriend,
24:25Leah Cole.
24:30He actually said it.
24:37Don't be afraid.
24:41My girlfriend is an ordinary girl.
24:42No noble background,
24:43no complicated past.
24:44She's clean.
24:44She's simple.
24:45I don't want my position
24:46to affect our relationship.
24:47I'm counting on all of you.
24:49Please,
24:49leave her alone.
24:53Miss Cole,
24:54do you feel pressure
24:54being the President's girlfriend?
24:58I...
24:58How many boyfriends
24:59have you had before?
25:01I've never dated anyone.
25:03So that means
25:04the President
25:05is your first love.
25:11Sorry to interrupt you,
25:12Mr. President,
25:13but there are two children
25:14at the door.
25:15They say they're looking
25:15for their mother.
25:16I wasn't sure how to handle it
25:18because the person
25:18they're looking for,
25:19I didn't dare stop them.
25:23My babies!
25:24My babies!
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