00:01Whatever I wear to MSG needs to be iconic.
00:04Something that gives Madison Square Garden a headliner.
00:06And also, timeless, humble sex icon.
00:09Okay, well, it's not exactly the most practical ensemble.
00:14This won't be just a stand-up show.
00:17This will be historic.
00:21Ah! Fat! Yes!
00:25I think she's hangry.
00:26Always.
00:27She doesn't eat.
00:28Let's go!
00:28One, two, yeah!
00:30Woo!
00:31This will be bigger than just me.
00:33I'm doing this for all women who have been silenced.
00:36Every woman who has ever done something brave or unexpected
00:39is either called crazy or, even worse, an evil bitch.
00:44If you don't take risks, you're as good as dead.
00:49Learn how to drive you, Jabroni!
00:52So great to be back in New York.
00:54Yeah.
00:55What?
00:55We're nowhere!
00:56Ah!
00:57Ah!
00:58Ah!
00:59Ah!
00:59Ah!
01:00Ah!
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