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Oops I Had The President's Wolf Babies
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00:09to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:14a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:20identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:33mr president
00:38eyes on me
00:46take your clothes off
00:53three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press
00:58i'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:01the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:17not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:22i was the last one to find out i was pregnant
01:25once i have this baby i'll take the money and go first lady
01:29nah that's not in the cards for me
01:31nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby it's a boy
01:35leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:38the second the president saw the kid he had her and the baby kicked out
01:41said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:43wait she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program
01:46i thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other
01:50women had their babies the president took one look at each and knew they weren't his
01:54every last one of them got kicked out
01:56take your bastard and get lost
01:57sorry mr president just give me another chance
01:59i swear i can give you a child
02:00before i knew it it was the day i went into labor
02:05come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:15one last push come on you can do it
02:17the baby's here a healthy baby
02:27what's wrong
02:31what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups
02:35how does a woman give birth to dogs oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test
02:42no just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:45i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:52what's going on here
03:01what should i do what should i do
03:11where's my baby
03:17tell me where is my child
03:19mr president i'm so sorry i let you down
03:23sorry for what
03:24i lied i
03:27i i wasn't pregnant
03:28that wasn't a baby coming out that was
03:30that was a massive toxic waist level crap
03:34one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:38a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:44that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby
03:46i took all kinds of hormone shots and it it made me look pregnant
03:49today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:55what was that sound
04:03mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank
04:07so i skipped a budget hearing and a national security council meeting and waited two hours here just for you
04:13to take a crap
04:15mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen just give me more time i promise i'll get pregnant
04:22with your baby
04:23i won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:26but what about the surrogacy money
04:28after playing me like this
04:29you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt
04:33what
04:37no money
04:38and now i'm stuck working for free
04:40what a joke
04:41you two little troublemakers
04:43you totally screwed me
04:45if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady now
04:54okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard
04:56eh whatever
04:57but hey you're mine right
05:02you guys hungry
05:14wait you don't want to nurse do you
05:19all right fine
05:20breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:22i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:29drink up
05:33now that's what i call my kids
05:34already drinking in style
05:36you two are going places
05:38looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:44what the hell
05:45i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:48so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:53whose dog is this
05:55you hurt
05:56hey easy now i won't bite
05:59wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:03could it be him
06:06nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:14mommy hug
06:18you two
06:19were the puppies
06:20how do puppies just turn into kids
06:22and they're already big and can talk
06:23what kind of freak show did i give birth to
06:25mommy
06:27their cheeks are soft and warm
06:30feels just like regular kids
06:33mommy hugs
06:34okay okay
06:36mommy's good babies
06:39puppy kids whatever
06:40you're mine and that's all that matters
06:45those two little monsters eat more every day
06:47this might just last them one day
06:50what they're not feeding you enough at the white house
06:52i i just don't want to waste anything
06:55you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:58just focus on paying off your debt
06:59don't try anything cute
07:02i i get it
07:10bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out
07:13mom works so hard for us
07:14we gotta get her a gift
07:17i think i smell
07:18dad
07:19mom The
07:21mom
07:21mom
07:21mom
07:21mom
07:21mom
07:22mom
07:48Hello?
08:05Stop right there, Mrs. Olivia.
08:09So, a small-town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what
08:15makes you think you're qualified?
08:18Quick, qualified?
08:20What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:22It took me three years to get where I am.
08:24Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights, and you, you just
08:28lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:30I never thought of it that way.
08:33Remember your place, janitor.
08:35Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:39Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:42What?
08:45Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:49Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:52Mommy!
08:54We got you a present.
08:55A present?
08:56What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:02For you, Mommy.
09:06Mommy!
09:08Here, take this.
09:09The presidential seal?
09:12The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:23How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh no, oh no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code Red.
09:39Lock it in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:42Not one corner gets missed.
09:43Oh my God.
09:44If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:49Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one the maids orders.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are!
10:02Right here!
10:05Oh my God.
10:06Caught red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:08Leah Cole, wire my presidential seal and the nuclear bulletin briefcase in your room.
10:14Mr. President, I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:24They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the stuff
10:26in my room to throw everyone off, or set me up.
10:29That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote.
10:32Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:35You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
10:38Just tell the truth already.
10:39Ma'am, look at me.
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive.
10:44Mr. President, don't forget.
10:46This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase, to set you
10:58up and destroy your reputation.
10:59Tell me, who put you up to this?
11:01Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear, I didn't.
11:06Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:09Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:11I think we should charge her with espionage, and throw her in prison, right now.
11:15No, I'm not a spy, I swear.
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my god.
11:29Get down from there, now!
11:31That's the president!
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:46You dirty bitch!
11:47You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays.
11:50Someone, kill these animals!
11:52Throw them in the trash!
11:53No!
11:58Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:01I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:03They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:07It's hard enough.
12:08Please, don't hurt them.
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:11And they won't chew up your shoes!
12:15Mr. President!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:20And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen
12:24him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well, duh.
12:31They're my kids.
12:32Of course I like them.
12:34Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please just let me keep them.
12:37I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
12:39I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:44Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:49This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you, Mr. President.
13:04We're finally gone.
13:06You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:10If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:15You can be her little hand warmers.
13:29Mr. President, I checked it out.
13:31Not so strays.
13:32The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:33But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:37No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:41So why lie?
13:42I wasn't pregnant.
13:44That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:46That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
13:50One wick and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:59Yes, sir.
14:10Hey, easy now.
14:12I won't bite.
14:13But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me.
14:29What did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:33I didn't see anything.
14:37Tell the truth.
14:39Okay, okay.
14:40I'll talk.
14:40I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:43She gave birth of two puppies.
14:46And then I passed out from shock.
14:50You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:53Yes, I swear.
14:54Every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's it.
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:01Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:06And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:09Get the cages ready.
15:10I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:20Quick, hide.
15:27What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:35Leah Cole.
15:36This is the White House, not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:39The president said I could keep them.
15:43The president runs a country.
15:44You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:49Find those little beasts.
15:50I'm throwing them out myself.
16:00The president said I could keep them.
16:02You can't...
16:03Out of my way!
16:09You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:16Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:21There you little bastards are!
16:26Grab them.
16:28Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:32Get down!
16:35No!
16:37Hit her.
16:50Don't move.
16:51You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:56Promise me.
16:58Never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:03Okay, Mommy.
17:07What are you waiting for?
17:09Pull those little beasts out!
17:12No!
17:13Don't hurt my kids!
17:15Kids?
17:16What kids?
17:18What kids?
17:23Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad, you actually think
17:28two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:34You're disgusting!
17:35You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:40You scheming little bitch.
17:42I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:48Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:59Baby's...
18:00Don't be scared.
18:02Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for?
18:04Hit her too!
18:05Beat her until she stops moving!
18:19I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:31Mr. President.
18:32Mr. President, what brings you here? This place is beneath you.
18:36Olivia, you've got some nerve. I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here. Why do you bring
18:40people to hurt them?
18:41Mr. President, you misunderstand. I was worried about rabies. What if they pose a risk to you? I was just
18:46going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:50She's... she's lying. She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:53Sorry I'm late.
19:03These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:24Oh my God. The President? The President is holding me? What kind of script is this? He saved me? And
19:33he's being... gentle?
19:35Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:39Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House, security's looking for someone to walk
19:43the dogs. You'd be perfect.
19:45Mr. President, I just didn't think it through. But I was only worried about your safety.
19:49You too. Are you here to protect me or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:54Mr. President, we...
19:55If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast. They're short on people
20:00in the Middle East.
20:01You leave tomorrow. See what a real field assignment looks like.
20:04Mr. President, we're sorry! Please, give us another chance!
20:07Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back. I've already disinfected the area. Just needs
20:14oint applied regularly.
20:15I'll do it.
20:22Um, maybe I should just do it myself? I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:28Oh my god! The President just touched me! Why is he being so nice to me? We've only known each
20:33other for a few days. Is he... is he up to something?
20:41I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
20:45Thank you for seeing me, Mr. President.
20:49Come in!
20:51Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake. I hope you can forgive me.
20:57Olivia, I've never doubted your work. But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
21:05Yes, sir.
21:06From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner. Move her into the room next to mine.
21:12What?!
21:12And one more thing. The White House Correspondents Dinner is the day after tomorrow. Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
21:18We're making it official.
21:19Girlfriend? Girlfriend? Mr. President? This... this isn't right! I'm just a cleaner! I...
21:27No one deserves it more than you.
21:29What is wrong with this man? Did someone drug him? I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad,
21:35but this is too fast. I am not ready for this.
21:37Mr. President! Every major media outlet will be at that dinner. Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere
21:42is reckless! If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:45Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia. I'm sure you'll do a great job at the
21:48dinner party.
21:52Too bad he doesn't know. These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
21:56Only these two pups are truly mine. None of those women bore my seed. But no one can know I'm
22:02a werewolf. Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
22:13Ms. Cole, this is your room. If you need anything, just call me.
22:23Okay, come out, babies.
22:28Mommy!
22:32My good babies.
22:37Kids? You're sure the maid heard right? Positive. Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy.
22:43Ah, got it. This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy.
22:47Those brats are probably leftovers from some job. Baby data ran off. No one wanted them, so she got stuck
22:52with them.
22:52Then we should tell the president. Let him know she's got two kids in tow. He'll dump her for sure.
22:56That's too easy for her.
22:58Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Every media outlet in the country will be there.
23:02I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone. She'll crawl out of the White House in shame.
23:09Mommy's going to a dinner tonight. You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out. Got it?
23:15Got it, Mommy. Bye-bye, Mommy.
23:24Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight. Any hints?
23:29You'll know soon enough.
23:40Who is she? I don't remember any First Lady looking that young and gorgeous.
23:44Maybe some European princess? She's got that kind of vibe.
23:47Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
24:03You look stunning tonight. Shall we dance?
24:09Mr. President, I don't know how.
24:12Just follow my lead.
24:19The president is... dancing with her? This is huge!
24:32No, no, no. Snap out of it, Leah. He's the president. Half the women in America would could kill to
24:37marry him.
24:38What makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance? Get a grip.
24:43Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Leah Cole.
24:51He actually said it!
24:57Mr. President, what's Ms. Cole's background?
25:00How long have you two been together?
25:01How did you meet?
25:05Don't be afraid.
25:08My girlfriend is an ordinary girl. No noble background. No complicated past.
25:11She's clean. She's simple.
25:12I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
25:14I'm counting on all of you. Please, leave her alone.
25:20Ms. Cole, do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend?
25:25I...
25:25How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:28I've never dated anyone.
25:30So that means the president is your first love!
25:38Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President, but there are two children at the door.
25:42They say they're looking for their mother.
25:43I wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
25:50My babies!
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