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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:41Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:45Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:47What the hell?
04:49What the hell?
04:50What the hell?
04:54Ah!
04:56Ah!
05:02Ah!
05:03Ah!
05:05Ah!
05:29What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am!
05:34Uh, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40Get out!
05:40I promise something I'm breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
06:04Come on!
06:11demar uh you okay yeah yeah just kind of been a weird day that's all sorry no no it's fine
06:19listen we are totally packed tonight pushing it on the fire code so just you know don't let
06:23anyone else in until it clears out a bit i got you
06:26bees of fuzz kids will blow dandelion fuzz and i'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
06:35a drink in my hand my snow's against the burning sand probably getting gorgeous and in summer
06:43we're melting melting bitches
07:08i can't get it open keep trying i'm gonna call the fire department get that door open okay
07:40the door was jammed quick go through me
07:44what do you mean go through me i don't believe what is he saying i think he said he wants
07:50us
07:50inside him pass he's saying he wants us to go through him
08:00how does how do i do this do i just enter you i really don't know really uh hold on
08:04just give
08:05me a second now now okay all right
08:12why do i do this oh god oh oh oh look at that there's the other side shit it works
08:20everyone follow me exit through demar
08:32hurry this it ain't easy
08:39hey jesus sorry man i didn't mean to scare you i just wanted to come out here and say
08:43thank you thank you i don't sweat it i'm sure anybody would have done that are you being serious
08:48right now you just saved everybody's life in that building you just saved my life i gotta pay you
08:54back i don't need anything good having a new job what demar after what you did tonight there's
09:01no way no offense that you can go be a doorman anymore come work for me i'll put you on
09:07the
09:07payroll look mr jagat i appreciate it but i'm fine here got a good ball starting salary is 200k plus
09:14benefits yeah that'll work yeah josh dad is in the news again the frozen star is catching fire and
09:21turning heads with his new super powered personal valet the man in question appears to be demar davis
09:26former wilcox employee who's affectionately been dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with
09:32josh and seemingly has the power to move himself and his boss through solid walls davis recently
09:38saved a crowd from a fire at a popular nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in
09:44service of gad meanwhile this mormon has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab
09:51you might say this former lefou is cast on a roll
10:05dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there
10:09but it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what i'm saying
10:13frank premager hanover agency oh i heard of that demar right yeah the doormat live and direct
10:22ding dong you're a funny guy thank you yeah you ever think about acting nah not my thing
10:32frank besides who can get jay gad his snack plate true keep it you never know it's just you know
10:39the
10:39heist is feeling flat i agree i think we need something more original well we could go back
10:46to flooding the vault i always liked that version snatched you some crap rangoons before they got
10:50housed or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter the vault needs to be
10:58impenetrable the whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or
11:03out
11:06um i may have something look man i want to help out i can't act who cares i can't act
11:13it's never
11:14stopped me from being an actor we'll make sure it's only a couple of lines this will be easy i'm
11:19telling
11:19you know it's easy if you bring somebody else in keep the idea brilliant idea bringing a real actor
11:25then you could fake it cgi yeah but what makes it cool is that it's you people know who you
11:32are
11:33they would go crazy i don't know i'm more comfortable behind the scenes the more there is a reason
11:40that you are making headlines you have something that other people just don't it's uh a charisma a
11:47charm on top of all of that you can become a door it is not every day that an opportunity
11:54like this
11:54just falls into your lap you do realize that right
12:02all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:12vamos a la playa amigos we've been training 10 years for this
12:15and now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash
12:30i knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference does it make we're all gonna die
12:34keep it together you two why jake it's time to panic i wouldn't be so sure about that
12:43ding dong mother
12:51what did i tell you huh i love you
12:59they get a little crazy on this week's murphy family with special guests demaar doorman davis comes a
13:05knocking. There's the door, man. Where is that thing? I'm so embarrassed. Oh, hold on, I've got this.
13:27Ding dong, baby. Ding to the dong. The people are real. The rulings are real. And this week's
13:34guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Ding dong. I said ding dong. You ding
13:39dong. I am a big fan. You want to pick? Okay. I remember this place. Dang, girl, you done
13:50got found. What's up? Yo, you mind if I come in for a drink? Oh, of course. Mr. Dorman,
13:56please head right in. Yeah. Oh, the thing's quiet there. Why don't you come have a drink
14:00with us. Oh, I love that. Thank you. Ding dong.
14:04Ding, ding. Action. Action. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance.
14:13You'll be back in my shop in Hollywood. Oh, yeah. You'll be back in our shop in Hollywood.
14:20All right. Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood. Yeah.
14:30Is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee?
14:33Oh, Bridget, what's up, girl?
14:35Look at it.
14:36Oh, what's going on?
14:39Wow.
14:40Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey, number one club owner in L.A., and an amazing boss.
14:46Wow, look at you.
14:48You look great.
14:50I heard you got a movie out.
14:51Ding dong.
14:52I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
14:54Yes?
14:54Don't worry about it.
14:55How are you doing?
14:56Me?
14:56Yeah.
14:57You know, same old, same old.
14:59So, uh, you happy?
15:03Damn straight.
15:04Just got all the phone with my agent.
15:06He told me he landed me a huge, huge commercial contract.
15:11Wow.
15:12Life's about to change.
15:21The hell?
15:23Wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase?
15:25That's a good one, Samuel.
15:28Mark that one.
15:30Please tell me when it's 15 minutes or up.
15:36You're real tired of this ding-dong business.
15:40Some fools are hatin', but doorman still makes me smile.
15:49I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
15:51Let me know if you need anything else.
15:52Will do.
15:54Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
15:59Or I could go to town with this round.
16:05Door, man.
16:06Yo, this is crazy.
16:07I'm such a huge fan, bro.
16:09Good to meet you, bro.
16:10I appreciate that.
16:11Yeah.
16:12So, hey, look.
16:13I was looking over the pages.
16:14Yeah, man.
16:14We wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning, man.
16:16Go easy on me.
16:16No, no.
16:17It ain't that.
16:17It's just...
16:19I'm a little nervous about the bit.
16:21Don't sweat it.
16:22People love it.
16:22You can poke a little fun at yourself, man.
16:24Trust me.
16:24Okay.
16:25Go ahead.
16:25Cool.
16:26I gotta get back out to rehearsal.
16:27All right.
16:28See you out there.
16:28For sure.
16:31Hey!
16:35Hey!
16:37Hey!
16:38What's up, y'all?
16:39It's me, D-list actor and literal door, DeMar Davis, a.k.a. Doorman.
16:43And welcome to Ding Dong Tonight.
16:50I'm a little thirsty.
16:52A little thirsty.
16:52Let me see what I can.
16:53Oh.
17:00Tastes like door.
17:02A Ding Dong.
17:04What else I got up in here?
17:06Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:09It's my mixtape.
17:09It's my mixtape.
17:10I've been looking for this.
17:12Ding Dong.
17:13Oh.
17:14Oh.
17:15I call this the go long ding dong.
17:19Oh.
17:30What are you doing here?
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS?
17:34Earl, come on.
17:35You got to cool it with those rumors.
17:37And that impression?
17:39Ding Dong.
17:40I mean, who is that?
17:41That's not me, is it?
17:43I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
17:45You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at the Stella
17:50Adler Academy.
17:51Really?
17:51Yeah.
17:52Well, let's see some of that treatment.
18:10Alas, poor Yurick.
18:13I knew him, Horatio.
18:15A fellow, a fellow of infinite ding-dong.
18:25With my diet, sometimes I have trouble getting things to move through me.
18:30Try Expolex.
18:31It'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine.
18:35Doorman.
18:36Boundaries.
18:37Ding Dong.
18:41Expolex.
18:42And new black cherry flavor.
18:44Oh, oh, oh.
18:46Sure you don't want to slow down there, pal?
18:50Well, you're out of the lake.
18:52Well, I'm here now.
18:54What do you want to talk about?
18:56Expolex.
18:57They said the campaign will be smart and elevated, like Seinfeld and American Express with these.
19:02Yeah.
19:03About that, Ogilvy's cutting the contract short.
19:08They just feel the joke's a little... stale.
19:12Exactly.
19:13That's why we need to come up with some new ideas.
19:15Let me pitch you something.
19:16It's too late, Damar.
19:17But they already signed Michael Strahan, so...
19:19Strahan?
19:20Yeah.
19:21That doesn't even make sense.
19:22Just a normal guy.
19:23He is charming AF and apparently suffers from chronic constipation.
19:27Damn.
19:29Can we fight this?
19:30I mean, we got a contract, right?
19:32I don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency.
19:35Things are getting pretty tight.
19:37Behind on car payments and a few other things.
19:40Come on, Damar.
19:41You got to be more careful with your money.
19:43You know how this business works.
19:45You can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands.
19:50You've never said that.
19:52I'm saying it now.
19:56You don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about, right?
19:59Just a door thing.
20:01Cool.
20:03Okay.
20:03Well, look.
20:04This is a dip.
20:05This is a tiny little dip.
20:06We're going to get back on top.
20:08We're going to get you something better.
20:09Something smart and elevated.
20:13Trust me.
20:16That's right.
20:16This?
20:17You don't even need this no more.
20:18This is a drum.
20:19Because with the potato bag, your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy on the outside.
20:24Why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag?
20:27Just drop it and plop it in the microwave.
20:31You hear that sound?
20:32I think the potatoes just said ding dong.
20:37Whew.
20:37Well, it looks like doorman is back in the news.
20:40Only this time, the overnight success finds himself in a bit of hot water.
20:45Steam might be more accurate.
20:47DeMar Davis has been hit with several lawsuits over his involvement in the potato bag product,
20:52which has been found to cause severe steam burns.
20:56Ouch.
20:57Hey, doorknobs.
20:58I just wanted to get on today just to let you know that I'm sorry to the hundreds of you
21:03who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag.
21:06I want you to know that I'm in full support of the class action lawsuit
21:11and that I, too, was misled by Food America Product Incorporated.
21:17I think at this moment I need to take some time to step away
21:20and really reflect on where all this is going for me and for you.
21:26So stay supportive, and I will stay supporting you.
21:29Keep knocking.
21:55Oh, shit.
21:57There's my best friend.
21:58Miss you, man.
22:00I miss you more.
22:00Guess what, though?
22:01Studio One's cash grab, too.
22:02Really?
22:03Hell, yeah.
22:04You bullshitting.
22:05Nah, man.
22:06We're getting the band back together.
22:08You in?
22:08Of course.
22:09I'm in.
22:10Ah, beautiful, man.
22:11Let's do it.
22:12Yeah?
22:13Hell, yeah.
22:13Amazing.
22:14All right, I'll be in touch, bud.
22:16All right.
22:25Don't mess this up.
22:27Don't mess this up.
22:39Don't mess this up.
22:40That's big time.
22:42Here we go, kid.
22:43Hey.
22:49They're inviting you to set again.
22:52I'm coming.
22:54Tamar?
22:56Go ahead.
22:59Oh, shit.
23:03Cash grab two apart.
23:04It's up in our game on the stunts.
23:05Hey, you're an incredible hunk, huh?
23:07You ain't that tall.
23:08Tamar, you're all right with that, right?
23:10The stunts?
23:10Of course.
23:11Me and Tom Cruise, we do our own stunts, baby.
23:14Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
23:15Tamar, you good, bud?
23:16Yeah, I'm good to go.
23:17Okay.
23:18GTG.
23:20Tamar.
23:21Tamar.
23:23And action!
23:31We can only get one shot at this Gustavo.
23:33You ready?
23:34Always.
23:35Jake!
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:42Here we go.
23:58I'm going through.
24:00Holy...
24:22Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:48and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:02We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
25:14Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the doorman clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:32The insurance required now?
25:34Astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:38Is it bad news?
25:40Oh, no.
25:41It's good.
25:42It's all good.
26:01I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee,
26:05and I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me.
26:10Now everybody knows my name no matter where I go,
26:15but I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
26:22Now I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid,
26:27a million-dollar dream beneath this $13-dollar wig.
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow,
26:35I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills,
26:46from a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill,
26:51from moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose,
26:55but I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:01Now there's only one small problem.
27:04Sometimes I get disturbed.
27:06The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
27:09But still, I think it's worth it,
27:12and I just thought you should know
27:14that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
27:19I went from pop beats to diamonds,
27:22from car coats to fur,
27:24from Kmart to Gucci's,
27:27from here no telling where,
27:29from hillbilly heaven
27:31to a penthouse on the coast,
27:33but I never really made it
27:35till the Johnny Carson Show.
27:48Sometimes I like to close my eyes
27:50and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.
27:56He's the bus,
27:58kids will blow down the lion fuzz,
28:00and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
28:05I drink in my hand,
28:07my snow up against the burning sand,
28:10probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
28:15You'll finally see a summer breeze
28:18blow away, a winter storm,
28:19and find out what happens in solid water
28:22when it gets warm.
28:25And I can't wait to see
28:27what my buddies all think of me.
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be
28:32in summer,
28:34summer,
28:36summer,
28:37summer,
28:37summer,
28:38summer,
28:39summer,
28:39summer,
28:39summer,
28:40summer,
28:40summer,
28:40summer,
28:41summer,
28:41summer,
28:42summer,
28:42summer,
28:42summer,
28:43summer,
28:44summer,
28:53summer, summer,
28:55The hot and the cold are both so intense.
28:58Put them together, it just makes sense.
29:04Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle,
29:06but Kikini, and Summer, and Alphia.
29:08Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,
29:11Nell Man, happy, Nell Man!
29:16Happy, happy, happy, happy, nell man!
29:20Up, up, up, up, up
29:24Up, up, up, up
29:27Snowman, snowman
29:30Up, up, up, up
29:32Winters, good day in the puddle
29:36Wink, is a good day
29:37Wink, is a good day
29:38Puddle, puddle, puddle
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