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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:33I swear to God.
01:36I swear to God.
01:37Let you know, Natürlich.
01:49La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
02:45La, la, la, la, la, la.
02:50La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
03:09La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
03:28La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
03:47going to be a diaper change. Yes. Hey, she's got this. Come on. Yeah. Right. Keys, phone, wife.
04:00Let's go, let's go. Did I mention how gorgeous you look? Oh, um, you got a little, um,
04:08broth of milk. Get these titties all dressed up and this is how they betray me.
04:13Do you want to go get changed? We've got time. They have a 50-minute grace period. We can't go
04:16now. Do you know how long it took me to get dressed? This feels like a trick. It is. Watch
04:23him out.
04:24I was so looking forward to this. I'm just going to smell spoiled. Hey, that's fine. Honestly,
04:31Giordano's Italian can wait. I mean, if you wanted, we could just settle in home,
04:36get out of these clothes and put on some shark tank. You've got yourself a deal. Good,
04:43good. Because my business is scalable.
04:47Live for you. Live for you, baby.
05:11Live for you, baby.
05:13What are you doing down here?
05:15I feel it quietly, trying to silence me. My anxiety can't be here for me. Somebody's watching me.
05:24My anxiety can't be here for me.
05:33My bones.
05:39I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes, but why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no, not library books. Newspapers he checked out from the library with an article about Alison Grant.
05:54And last night, while walking with Miles, I saw Darla in front of Gary's house with a bone.
06:02A huge bone. A human-sized bone. Okay, and remember the rumor about Alison Grant's parents
06:09burying her in the basement? That's not a coincidence.
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him. He wants me to drop the Gary stuff, but I know there's something up.
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes when she mentioned an inspector.
06:27Okay, he's hiding something in there.
06:35Samira, I know what it's like.
06:38You're a new mom. Our hormones have evolved to keep us in a hypervigilant state.
06:45And, of course, you want to keep your baby safe.
06:50I think that you little bitch!
06:54Oh, if you dig up my azaleas, I swear to God.
06:59Get out of here, you filthy, filthy mutt!
07:03Oh, and don't come back with your filthy poop all over my powers!
07:10I think I'm following animals.
07:21Hi.
07:22Hey.
07:23I don't want to rush her. I just feel like it would be good for her to get out of
07:26the house.
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe that Geo Bros was your first offer.
07:30What are you going to suggest next? Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you got to try Drinkly's.
07:35It's where, uh, it's where Hank's used to be.
07:37But they got the best fucking flatbreads.
07:40I fucking love flatbreads.
07:41I know!
07:42We used to be out all the time.
07:44We used to be fun.
07:45We want to be fun together again.
07:47Oh, my God.
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50Now they get some weed.
07:52You almost ate shit.
07:54No, I didn't.
07:55Nice ride, dude.
07:56It's a quick trike, and it goes really fast.
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh, I'm good, thanks.
08:04Didn't pack my lycra.
08:06And you can call me Rob.
08:08Interesting.
08:09But Robert is your government-issued name, no?
08:14Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:18Yes, that is my government-giver name, but no one's called me that since high school, so...
08:23Just Rob now.
08:25An adult nickname.
08:27It's quaint.
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude, you want to explain yourself?
08:32No, thank you.
08:33Good day.
08:36It goes fast forward, but backwards.
08:40It's a bit slower.
08:41Oh, God.
08:46Ow.
08:47Are you...
08:48You need...
08:48No?
08:56Gentlemen!
08:58Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life.
09:01Yeah.
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing, just a friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors.
09:15Nothing more, nothing less.
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something.
09:18Spill it.
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny.
09:22Come on, you can trust me.
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night in the woods, you were having trouble with your knee.
09:32Yeah?
09:33Yeah.
09:33And now you're out on a brisk walk.
09:35I guess it's feeling better.
09:38Yeah, it's a chronic knee problem.
09:40It comes and goes.
09:42Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional or a very observant friend?
09:51No.
09:53I see.
09:57Have a good day.
10:18I see.
10:32Jarla!
10:35Jarla!
10:36Then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song.
10:40Then the next day, released another song.
10:43And that immediately, indefinitely, crowned him the de facto victor.
10:48And son, that's why you don't get into a rap feud with a Pulitzer Prize winner.
10:51You know what I'm saying?
10:52It don't make no sense.
10:56Jarla!
10:58Jarla!
10:59Jarla!
11:01Jarla!
11:02Jarla!
11:05She's gone!
11:07She's gone!
11:10Jarla!
11:12Jarla!
11:18Jarla!
11:36Oh, hello, Danny.
11:38Hiya, Lynn. Sorry to bother. We're just following up on a call from a concerned neighbor.
11:42Unhand my dog, you sniveling coward.
11:46You mean your mother-in-law?
11:48I'm afraid that's confidential.
11:52Agnes, how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound?
11:57Ah, you see? You see the vitriol?
11:59Look, we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog.
12:02I mean, this is crazy town, USA, all right?
12:06Totally. So, if you could just let me inside, we'll have a quick look around.
12:10We can both get back to playing call duty. Sound good?
12:13No, I knew it. Guilty. She's guilty.
12:16Lynn, come on.
12:18No.
12:19What do you mean, no?
12:20You can't.
12:21Why?
12:24Did you kill the dog?
12:26No.
12:28But I know my rights.
12:30And you need a warrant.
12:33You're going to be such a narc.
12:34We'll be back with a warrant tomorrow.
12:37We are going to nail your saggy little bottom.
12:40Isn't that right, Daniel?
12:43Yes, Mother.
12:47Hey, Siri, how do you get a warrant?
12:50Like, obviously I know how, but could you tell me any way for fun?
12:52As a bit?
13:04Darla!
13:05Darla!
13:06God damn it, Darla!
13:07You're going to have to be louder than that.
13:10Darla!
13:12Best money can buy.
13:14Only a dog's ears can hear.
13:16I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS.
13:23Seriously, Lynn, what is with you two in the drama?
13:28She's jealous of me.
13:29Uh-huh.
13:30Always has been.
13:31Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block.
13:35Agnes, being a joyless harridan, used to love shutting us down.
13:40She blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite.
13:44That woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking.
13:49In fact, if her dog is really missing, and that is a very big if, it's her fault.
13:58Why hasn't Darla ever been written up for running around without a leash?
14:03HOA rule 14, section 12.
14:05It is in the statutes.
14:08Hey, guys, evidence spotted.
14:17D-A-F?
14:19Um, dusty as fuck.
14:21Darla Agnes Festersen?
14:24No, don't touch it.
14:25It's right on your property line.
14:27You might as well get caught red-handed.
14:32You know, there could be a simple explanation.
14:35Darla ran into the woods, picked a fight with a posse of raccoons, and is halfway to heaven.
14:41R.I.P.
14:42Good riddance.
14:44It's a gaze.
14:45They're called the gaze of raccoons.
14:48You know, it's also on Gary's property line.
14:52What if he took the dog?
14:58Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
15:00I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times.
15:05What if he took Darla?
15:09Agnes threatened him with the inspector.
15:11And we already know how he feels about people looking around his house, case in point.
15:14What if this is his revenge on her?
15:18What if Darla's in his house right now?
15:22Well, if she is, we have to go in there and clear my good name.
15:28Yes.
15:30And save Darla.
15:32Yeah, if she's not dead yet.
15:33She's probably dead.
15:34Why would you say something like that, Todd?
15:36She's not dead, okay?
15:38And we're gonna do something now.
15:40That's right.
15:40Because no dog dies on my watch.
15:42That is a lesbian oath.
15:43We gotta go, now.
15:45Maybe we should, um, maybe we should invite ourselves over for a neighborly visit.
15:50Right?
15:51Charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla.
15:53Yes, tonight we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover.
15:59Mm-hmm.
16:00And I have several bottles of room temperature mediocre Chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift.
16:06Really?
16:08You had to know sometime.
16:13No, I like this plan.
16:15Very Greek.
16:25Hey, my love.
16:26Hey, honey.
16:28Daddy's home.
16:29I'm ready for take two on date night.
16:33Oh, hey, little man.
16:37Daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one body tea.
16:42I'm sorry, babe.
16:43I can't.
16:44Oh.
16:45Um.
16:46I'm just so tired.
16:48You know, I've been all day with Miles.
16:50I'm barely standing up now.
16:52No, I understand.
16:53But you should go out.
16:55Do something.
16:56See what Naveen's up to?
16:57No.
16:58No.
16:58Yes, yes.
16:58I'll stay here with you two.
17:00Come on, babe.
17:00I know how much you've been dying to get out.
17:02No.
17:03Really?
17:03I did.
17:04I had my best shirt.
17:05I'm not wasting my fuck me shirt on Naveen.
17:07You've been amazing, and you deserve to go and have some fun.
17:11I guess I could go for, like, one tiny day.
17:14Yes.
17:15I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be...
17:18Oh, no.
17:19Naveen is free.
17:20I swear that guy's in our walls or something.
17:23I'll go.
17:24Have a good time.
17:25I mean it.
17:26Okay.
17:28Daddy's gonna go get lit.
17:31I won't.
17:32I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
17:36This could backfire.
17:38Yeah, but I want to do this for you.
17:40And Darla.
17:41And Darla.
17:52See you soon.
17:53Be careful.
17:55Be careful.
17:55Be careful.
17:57Be careful.
17:59Be careful.
18:00Be careful.
18:00Be careful.
18:02Be careful.
18:03Be careful.
18:03Be careful.
18:35hello anyone home
18:41he's not home why would he leave his door open if he's not home maybe we can check for him
18:46in the
18:46back or the basement maybe he's washing his body like taking a shower yeah i mean whatever you
18:55why don't we pop in and find out you can't just break in samira from a legal standpoint we're not
19:01breaking in okay we're walking into an unlocked house yeah but is that legal it's not a felony
19:08we have wine we'll announce ourselves
19:14think about darla
19:22let's go then
19:31hello gary it's your neighbors it's your friendly neighbors announcing ourselves
19:39and we wanted to apologize for um our recent intrusive behavior not cool we also brought
19:50you four bottles of the same wine
19:57probably just a draft this place gives me the heebie jeebies
20:05right it's it's all the same what do you mean the furniture it's all the same staging furniture
20:13from the open house gary didn't change one thing that's so odd
20:17todd says it's odd what do you think it means i think it means he's not planning on staying very
20:23long
20:26maybe that's the door to the basement
20:32come on darla could be this way
20:36darla here girl
20:41yep i just peed a little
20:53he's here
20:59i just peed a little bit
21:11i love the way that you move in color
21:24wow
21:25this place is unrecognizable
21:27do you remember how sticky the floors used to be
21:30and that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner
21:33yeah remember that thing gave me a snap infection
21:36dude never forget
21:38r.i.p hanks man
21:39that place had a certain
21:42unsanitary charm
21:42this is dare i say it kind of hip
21:44right
21:45i mean it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy
21:48like a local bar on the night before thanksgiving
21:51oh yo
21:52check it
21:53i'm glad that guy survived the regime change
21:55you know he worked for hank for a few years
21:56oh yeah afro beats in hinkley hills
21:59come on man
22:01i wonder if they'd let me do a dj residency
22:03you know maybe this place has genuinely changed
22:07ravine the peace
22:08i spoke too soon
22:09ah good old benedict cummerbitch
22:11ah still a classic
22:12you two lovebirds on a date huh
22:14and that cute little shirt
22:16oh that's cute
22:18that's kind of homophobic dude
22:19come on don't be such a snowflake
22:21mind if i join you
22:22it's a two top so
22:23yeah i mean there's a stuff in first
22:24hello
22:25probably for you
22:26i freaking love this place
22:28huh
22:29it's my home away from home
22:31don't get me wrong
22:31i love being a fan
22:32but uh as men
22:34we gotta be let off the leash
22:35you know biologically
22:37wired
22:37wander
22:38that's just science
22:40did you learn that from a podcast
22:41yeah
22:43so
22:44roborella
22:46how's dad like treating you
22:47yeah
22:48you know it's um
22:49it's a bit of a learning curve
22:51but we're
22:51figuring it out
22:52i hear you
22:53those first few months
22:54after angel was born
22:56lauren started secretly burning her mail
22:58all of it
23:00she thought i was being laced with anthrax
23:01what really
23:02yeah i lost a lot of good sports illustrator that year
23:05but hey
23:06it's a postpartum for you
23:08shit is real
23:09yeah i mean
23:10it is
23:13sometimes i wish i could just
23:14crawl inside my wife's head
23:17wait i might know what she needed from me
23:22don't feel bad
23:24it's not your fault
23:25women are complex
23:26beautiful creatures
23:29evolutionarily designed
23:30for resilience
23:32okay
23:33most men can't even begin to comprehend
23:34what childbirth does to a woman
23:37yeah
23:37that's um
23:39wow
23:41which is why
23:42you gotta lay down the law
23:44make them listen to reason
23:45otherwise those crazy bitches
23:46they're never gonna stop burning the mail
23:48you feel me
23:48i like that last
23:49almost had us in the first half
23:51all right
23:51i got the next round
23:52what do you two ladies want
23:53roses
23:56roasted
23:58i feel like i've been emotionally wedged
24:02let's go check upstairs
24:03what
24:04no
24:04i think we should
24:05fuck the fuck off
24:12i'm with todd
24:13fuck the fuck off
24:14come on
24:14we're already here
24:16let's go check
24:17for darla
24:18fuck off
24:57you guys
25:00Darla is not here
25:02okay
25:03we made a valiant
25:04try
25:05but we need to get out of here
25:16who are you
25:17why are you in my house
25:18who are we
25:18who are you
25:20Betsy
25:22Betsy Wilson
25:24Gary's wife
25:24wife
25:25he has a wife
25:28we are so sorry
25:31this is a misunderstanding
25:33we're your neighbors
25:36hello
25:37hello neighbor
25:38hi
25:39I'm Samira
25:40Dana
25:42Dana Richards
25:43Todd Mann
25:451D2N
25:46we wanted to bring a gift by
25:49to welcome Gary
25:50you both
25:51to the neighborhood
25:52the front door was unlocked
25:55it's not a crime
25:57but it is a security breach
25:59and concerning
26:00that's right
26:01so we knew
26:02we needed to come in
26:03and make sure that you
26:04were safe
26:07you said you brought a gift
26:09yes
26:09we brought a bouquet of wine
26:12for us to all share together
26:14as neighbors in fellowship
26:17get ready for the puns
26:18we'll have a shardy party
26:19if you will
26:20join us
26:22it's Shiblia grape time
26:23we were gonna bring red
26:25but we were like
26:26maybe pinot
26:27peanut
26:29we're working on that one
26:37after you
26:41after us
26:42after us
26:52you know we
26:54we had no idea
26:55that Gary
26:56was married
26:57because
26:58you know
26:58we haven't seen you around
27:01are you married
27:02oh yes
27:03very happily married
27:04to
27:04my wife Julia
27:06haven't seen her around
27:08much either
27:10well she's been away
27:17cute picture
27:18is that your family
27:21it came with the frame
27:27so how did you and Gary
27:29made
27:29online
27:30okay
27:32been together a while
27:34we're newlyweds
27:36oh
27:37yeah just like me and my husband
27:38we've been married for
27:39eight months
27:40city all wedding
27:41we also have a ten week old
27:42you do the math
27:43that's my story
27:45what about you
27:49I'm not pregnant
27:50if that's what you're asking
27:53same here
27:55you do the math
27:57and the science
27:58it's not gonna happen
28:00unless I paid to do it
28:02in a
28:04or
28:06informally
28:06with a friend
28:07just
28:08stop
28:08stop
28:10whoa
28:11the wine just hit me there
28:12oh
28:13you actually have anything to eat
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol
28:17before I
28:18stumble
28:19you want a snack
28:23snacks
28:24we love snacks
28:28let me see what I can whip up
28:29thank you Betsy
28:31yes
28:32hope she makes burgers
28:37let's poke round Beth Fisher's house
28:41snooping like a little mouse
28:46shh
28:49don't tell anyone
28:52here you go
28:54here you go
28:58hmm
29:00hmm
29:01hmm
29:20What do we have here, Mr. Miles?
29:25Should we see what Don's investment portfolio is?
29:34Oh, what's this?
29:402005?
29:42Oh, what's this?
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards violence.
30:00Prone to outbursts and antisocial behavior, it's clear he doesn't have many friends.
30:08The patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage.
30:15Rob?
30:17Oh, Rob?
30:26I mean, is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate?
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house, but it's still going to be hard to live the Brie and
30:33Hamon Iberica lifestyle that I'm accustomed to on one salary.
30:37Hey, don't look now, but I think you've got a little admirer over there that is giving
30:41you some serious pupil action.
30:43What time?
30:4510 o'clock.
30:47Subtle.
30:50That is not subtle.
30:57She's not looking at me, dude.
30:59There she is.
30:59No.
31:00No, she's not.
31:00Hey, can you stop being such a white flannel?
31:02I know the split's new, but this could be a good opportunity for you.
31:05Oh, my God, she's coming over.
31:06Okay, cool.
31:07Do not talk about your DJ.
31:08Hi.
31:09Dance hall, R&B, hip-hop, stuff like that.
31:12Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, DJ.
31:14Oh, sorry.
31:15Hi.
31:16Uh, what up?
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt.
31:19Um, well, we actually signed up for next game.
31:23Oh.
31:24Oh, shoot.
31:25We totally stole your spot.
31:26No, no, no, no rush.
31:27No rush.
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next.
31:30And, um, I'm actually down to play whoever wins.
31:35Good thing my middle name is Winner.
31:39Uh, I was hoping for that.
31:42I'm, I'm Kate.
31:43And, oh, sorry, what's your first name?
31:45Naveen.
31:46Um, you know what?
31:47Let me clean this up and, uh, buy you a drink and we can get a game going.
31:54Yeah.
31:55Yeah?
31:55Yeah.
31:56Yeah.
31:56Okay.
31:57All right.
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it.
32:04Maybe it is.
32:06You got this.
32:10Oh, quite the presentation.
32:13Fancy.
32:13Fancy.
32:18Sorry, Dean.
32:24Are you still hungry?
32:28Because if not, I should probably...
32:30Starving.
32:32Right, guys?
32:33Aren't you?
32:34Not me.
32:35I'm trying to cut back.
32:37On what?
32:38Well, that's fine.
32:40Because I love it.
32:41It's great for breastfeeding.
32:42You know, oily fish with all the omegas.
32:47Oh, slippery, little sucker.
32:53Mm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
33:03Mm.
33:04Mm, it's a little baby buddy.
33:05Crunchy.
33:07Crim de la crim.
33:09Mm.
33:10Yeah, shit.
33:11I'll give it a try.
33:14Whoa.
33:16My hands are so oily.
33:18Don't you hate when that happens, Dana?
33:19You want to come to the bathroom with me while I wash my hands?
33:22I might need an extra set of hands.
33:27Yes, I would be glad to.
33:29And that way, I'll know where the bathroom is in case I have to go to the bathroom, which I
33:33will,
33:33because I have a tiny bladder.
33:35It's at the top of the stairs.
33:37Great.
33:38Mm.
33:40Kind of just slides right down.
33:42Huh.
33:44Let's try the basement.
33:47Are you sure it's this way?
34:02Oh, dust in my throat.
34:05You know, I should probably go check on your friend.
34:08You know, the paint in the library is an interesting hue.
34:13Is that pink, or is it tea rose, or...?
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh.
34:19What's the basement?
34:22Carla?
34:25After you.
34:38Oh.
34:41Oh.
34:42Oh.
34:43Oh.
34:48Yeah.
34:49Yeah.
34:52Darla?
34:57Darla?
34:59Your girl.
35:02Darla?
35:07Oh, my goodness.
35:10She's really in there.
35:12Darla?
35:13What are you talking about?
35:15It's the grave of Alison Grant.
35:28Quick.
35:29We don't have a lot of time.
35:30Samira, what is going on?
35:32Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement?
35:36Well, allegedly, I thought.
35:38But yes.
35:41Wait.
35:43What about Darla?
35:44Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:47We're still looking for Darla and Alison, who I think Darla partially found because I saw her the other night
35:54with a bone that she got from Gary's trash can.
36:00Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
36:02Maybe.
36:03And then he killed Darla because she knew too much?
36:06She didn't ask for that.
36:07She just went to shit in someone's yard.
36:09He did say the house had good bones.
36:11Another meaning of the real estate term.
36:13That bastard bought this house as a trophy so he could bask in his terrible crime.
36:21Exactly.
36:21And destroy the evidence.
36:23Anything he can get his hands on.
36:24Anything he can disinter.
36:26Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:28I didn't want you to think I'm crazy.
36:31I need to prove it to myself.
36:32I need to know I'm not losing my mind.
36:35You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:40What do you think?
36:52Proper form.
36:54Soft elbows.
36:55Bent knees.
36:5620 years of topsoil and annual moisture.
36:59The remains are likely skeletal and they're probably in pieces.
37:02So investigate all solid things.
37:06Let's go.
37:08So you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home.
37:14Oh.
37:15Well, we thought we'd finish fixing up the place.
37:20You're going to need permits here.
37:23You know, historical landmark and what have you.
37:30Why don't you go outside?
37:33I'm allergic to the sun.
37:45Hey.
37:47Oh.
37:48Oh, Jesus.
37:49Rob.
37:51You startled me.
37:54Where's Samira?
37:58I think I hit something.
38:00The bone?
38:01It's hard.
38:04And wet.
38:05What?
38:09Oh, shit.
38:11It's a pipe.
38:20I like the wallpaper.
38:23Do you see all the eyes?
38:27All the eyes on the wall looking back at us?
38:32I've always seen the eyes.
38:42I often think I'm the only one who sees the things I see.
38:47How do you mean?
38:49Oh, you know, a detail.
38:52But here we are, seeing the same thing.
39:06She had to run errands.
39:11What?
39:11Now?
39:13It's nearly ten o'clock.
39:16You're not angry, are you?
39:24Oh.
39:26Hi.
39:30Maybe we put a bunch of dirt on top and see if I'll soak it all up.
39:34That's where it's a trap.
39:35Let's do it.
39:55Oh, hi.
40:06Okay, good night.
40:08She'll be back any minute.
40:11I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:15Um, I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled
40:24person.
40:25Right, yeah, okay.
40:26Good night, then.
40:46Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
40:50Let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
41:04Darla!
41:05My sweet baby!
41:07He saved the dog!
41:09Come here, baby!
41:11Oh, baby girl.
41:12Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Here's your favorite bone.
41:17Yeah, she was just wandering Asheville Crescent.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero, you brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, thank you.
41:25Come on, baby girl.
41:26Come on.
41:28Come on.
41:30Great.
41:31Now he's a hero.
41:33A dog saved is a dog saved.
41:37I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:54Todd, come help me.
41:56Come on.
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine.
42:17I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight.
42:21You broke into the house of the guy.
42:23There was no breaking, just entering.
42:26Okay.
42:26Of a guy who has already called the cops on you, and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog.
42:37For God's sake, Samira.
42:39This was so reckless and dangerous and illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand.
43:03No, I don't.
43:06So, help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:12Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What, then?
43:17I know.
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:21That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28Sticking up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you.
43:37That is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't, and I started digging.
44:01It was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that there's...
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So just drop it.
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm sorry.
44:23I'm just tired.
44:31I'm sorry.
44:35Samira, I'm sorry.
44:36It's okay.
44:37Consider it dropped.
44:45So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:49I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary.
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me...
45:01Oh, man, I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:05Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:26I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:39And then I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear, but we all
46:02contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:18Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:26It's Rob.
46:39It's Rob.
46:42One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
46:52Two can be as bad as one.
46:56It's the loneliest number since the number one.
47:11Yes.
47:13You're about to stay.
47:15You're about to stay.
47:21It's Rob.
47:51Where'd you go?
47:53Just grabbing some water.
47:56Where'd you go?
47:58Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
48:08Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know.
48:15One is the loneliest number one.
48:19One is the loneliest number one.
48:24One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
48:33One is the loneliest number one.
48:38One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
48:53One is the loneliest number one.
48:54One is the loneliest number one.
48:55One is the loneliest number one.
49:01One is the loneliest number one.
49:02One is the loneliest number one.
49:02One is the loneliest number one.
49:02One is the loneliest number one.
49:02One is the loneliest number one.
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