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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:34There's a lot of trees around you in the mean and closer, closer, closer.
01:45La-la-la-la-la.
01:48La-la-la-la-la.
01:51La-la-la-la.
03:27On a date, you deserve this.
03:30We really do.
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF that Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages, including the emergency numbers in case I forget 911.
03:40We'll see.
03:40That's why we put it there.
03:42But we won't need that, will we, Miles?
03:45No.
03:46And our first real nice time is going to be a diaper change.
03:49Yes.
03:51Hey, she's got this.
03:54Come on.
03:55Yeah.
03:57Right.
03:57Keys, phone, wife.
04:00Let's go, let's go.
04:02Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:06Oh, um, you got a little, um, breath of milk.
04:09Get these titties all dressed up and this is how they betray me.
04:13Do you want to go get changed?
04:14We've got time.
04:15They have a 50-minute grace period.
04:16We can't go now.
04:17Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:21This feels like a trick.
04:22It is.
04:22Watch him out.
04:24I was so looking forward to this.
04:27I'm just going to smell spoiled.
04:29Hey, that's fine.
04:30Honestly, Giordano's Italian can wait.
04:33I mean, if you wanted, we could just send them home, get out of these clothes and put on some
04:38sharp tank.
04:40You've got yourself a deal.
04:43Good.
04:43Because my business is scalable.
04:49Good for you, baby.
05:11What are you doing down there?
05:15I feel it quietly.
05:17Trying to silence me.
05:19Yeah, my anxiety can't be here for me.
05:22Somebody's watching me.
05:24My anxiety can't be here.
05:33Good bones.
05:38I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes, but why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no, not library books.
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library.
05:51With an article about Alison Grant.
05:55And last night, while walking with Miles, I saw Darla in front of Gary's house.
06:01With a bone.
06:03Huge bone.
06:04Huge bone.
06:04A human-sized bone.
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor about Alison Grant's parents burying her in the basement?
06:13That's not a coincidence.
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him.
06:18He wants me to drop the Gary stuff, but I know there's something up.
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes when she mentioned an inspector.
06:27Okay?
06:28He's hiding something in there.
06:31Okay.
06:33Samira.
06:35I know what it's like.
06:38You're a new mom.
06:39Our hormones have evolved to keep us in a hypervigilant state.
06:44And, of course, you want to keep your baby safe.
06:50I think that you...
06:52Little bitch!
06:55Oh, if you dig up my azaleas, I swear to God.
06:59Get out of here, you filthy, filthy mutt!
07:04Don't come back with your filthy poop all over my powers.
07:11I think I can follow him.
07:21Hi.
07:22Hey.
07:23I don't want to rush her.
07:25I just feel like it would be good for her to get out of the house.
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe the Geo Bros was your first offer.
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you got to try Drinkly's.
07:35It's where, uh, it's where Hanks used to be.
07:37But they got the best fucking flatbreads.
07:40I fucking love flatbreads.
07:41I know!
07:42We used to be out all the time.
07:44We used to be fun.
07:45We want to be fun together again.
07:47Oh, my God.
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50Never get it.
07:50I'm weird.
07:51Oh!
07:52You almost ate shit.
07:54No, I didn't.
07:55Nice ride, dude.
07:56It's a quick track, and it goes really fast.
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh, I'm good, thanks.
08:04Didn't pack my lycra.
08:06And you can call me Rob.
08:08Hmm, interesting.
08:09But Robert is your government-issued name, no?
08:14Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:18Yes, that is my government-given name, but no one's called me that since high school, so...
08:24Just Rob now.
08:25An adult nickname.
08:27It's quaint.
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude, you want to explain yourself?
08:32Hmm.
08:32No, thank you.
08:33Good day.
08:36It goes fast forward, but backwards.
08:39It's...
08:40It's slower.
08:42Oh, God.
08:46Ow.
08:47You need...
08:48No?
08:56Gentlemen!
08:58Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life.
09:01Yeah.
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing.
09:09Just a...
09:11Friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors.
09:15Nothing more, nothing less.
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something.
09:18Spill it.
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny.
09:22Come on.
09:23You can trust me.
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night in the woods, you were having trouble with your knee.
09:32Yeah?
09:32And now you're out on a brisk walk.
09:35Guess it's feeling better.
09:38Yeah.
09:39It's a chronic knee problem.
09:40It comes and goes.
09:42Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional or a very observant friend?
09:51No.
09:52I see.
09:57Have a good day.
10:10Have a good day.
10:32Starla!
10:35Starla!
10:36Then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song.
10:40Then the next day, released another song.
10:43And that immediately and definitely crowned him the de facto victor.
10:48And son, that's why you don't get into a rap feud with a Pulitzer Prize winner.
10:51You know what I'm saying?
10:52It don't make no sense.
10:54Ah!
10:56Starla!
10:58Starla!
10:59Starla!
11:01Starla!
11:02Starla!
11:02Starla!
11:04Starla!
11:05Starla!
11:05She's gone!
11:07She's gone!
11:07She's gone!
11:09She's gone!
11:10Starla!
11:12Starla!
11:15Starla!
11:18Starla!
11:19Starla!
11:21Starla!
11:21Starla!
11:23Starla!
11:25Starla!
11:26Starla!
11:27Starla!
11:28Starla!
11:31Starla!
11:36Oh, hello, Danny.
11:38Hiya, Lynn. Sorry to bother.
11:39We're just following up on a call from a concerned neighbor.
11:42Unhand my dog, you sniveling coward.
11:46You mean your mother-in-law?
11:48I'm afraid that's confidential.
11:52Agnes, how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound?
11:57Ah, you see? You see the vitriol?
11:59Look, we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog.
12:02I mean, this is crazy town, USA, all right?
12:06Totally. So, if you could just let me inside, we'll have a quick look around.
12:10We can both get back to playing call duty. Sound good?
12:13No, I knew it! Guilty! She's guilty!
12:16Lynn, come on.
12:18No!
12:19What do you mean, no?
12:20You can't.
12:21Why?
12:24Did you kill the dog?
12:26No.
12:28But I know my rights.
12:30And you need a warrant.
12:33You'll be such a narc.
12:34We'll be back with a warrant tomorrow.
12:37We are gonna nail your saggy little bottom.
12:40Isn't that right, Daniel?
12:43Yes, Mother.
12:47Hey, Siri, how do you get a warrant?
12:49Like, obviously I know how, but could you tell me any way for fun?
12:52As a bit?
12:53Okay.
13:04Darla!
13:05Darla!
13:06God damn it, Darla!
13:07You're gonna have to be louder than that.
13:10Darla!
13:12Best money can buy.
13:14Only a dog's ears can hear.
13:16I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS.
13:24Seriously, Lynn, what was with you two in the drama?
13:27Oh, she's jealous of me.
13:29Uh-huh.
13:30Always has been.
13:31Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block.
13:35Agnes, being a joyless harridan, used to love shutting us down.
13:40She blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite.
13:43But that woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking.
13:50In fact, if her dog is really missing, and that is a very big if, it's her fault.
13:58Why hasn't Darla ever been written up for running around without a leash?
14:03HOA rule 14, section 12.
14:05It is in the statutes.
14:08Hey, guys.
14:09Evidence spotted.
14:17D-A-F?
14:19Um, dusty as fuck.
14:21Darla Agnes Festersen?
14:24No, don't touch it.
14:25It's right on your property line.
14:27You might as well get caught red-handed.
14:32You know, there could be a simple explanation.
14:35Darla ran into the woods, picked a fight with a posse of raccoons, and is halfway to heaven.
14:41R.I.P.
14:42Good riddance.
14:44It's a gaze.
14:45They're called the gaze of raccoons.
14:47You know, it's also on Gary's property line.
14:52What if he took the dog?
14:58Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
15:00I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times.
15:05What if he took Darla?
15:09Agnes threatened him with the inspector.
15:11And we already know how he feels about people looking around his house, case in point.
15:14What if this is his revenge on her?
15:18What if Darla's in his house right now?
15:21Oh, wow.
15:22Oh, if she is, we have to go in there and clear my good name.
15:28Yes.
15:30And save Darla.
15:32Yeah, if she's not dead yet.
15:33She's probably dead.
15:34Why would you say something like that, Todd?
15:36She's not dead, okay?
15:38And we're gonna do something now.
15:40That's right.
15:40Because no dog dies on my watch.
15:42That is a lesbian oath.
15:43We gotta go now.
15:45Maybe we should, um, maybe we should invite ourselves over for a neighborly visit.
15:50Right?
15:51Charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla.
15:54Yes.
15:54Tonight, we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover.
15:59And I have several bottles of room-temperature mediocre Chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift.
16:06Really?
16:08You had to know sometime.
16:13No, I like this plant.
16:15Very Greek.
16:24Hey, my love.
16:26Hey, honey.
16:28Daddy's home.
16:28I'm ready for take two on date night.
16:33Oh, hey, little man.
16:37Daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one-body tea.
16:42I'm sorry, babe, I can't.
16:44Oh.
16:46I'm just so tired.
16:48You know, I've been all day with Miles.
16:50I'm barely standing up now.
16:52No, I understand.
16:53But you should go out.
16:55Do something.
16:56See what Naveen's up to?
16:57No, no.
16:58Yes, yes.
16:58I'll stay here with you two.
17:00Come on, babe.
17:00I know how much you've been dying to get out.
17:03Really?
17:03I did.
17:04I had my best shirt.
17:05I'm not wasting my fuck me shirt on Naveen.
17:07You've been amazing and you deserve to go and have some fun.
17:11I guess I could go for, like, I guess I could go for, like, one tiny day.
17:15I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be...
17:18Oh, no.
17:19Naveen is free.
17:20I swear that guy's in our walls or something.
17:23I'll go.
17:24Have a good time.
17:25I mean it.
17:26Okay.
17:28Daddy's gonna go get lit.
17:31I won't.
17:32I'll just have one glass of them and then fall asleep.
17:36This could backfire.
17:38Yeah, but I want to do this for you.
17:40And Darla.
17:41And Darla.
17:52See you soon.
17:53Be careful.
17:57Be careful.
18:31Hello?
18:35Anyone home?
18:41He's not home.
18:42Why would he leave his door open if he's not home?
18:45Maybe we can check for him in the back.
18:47Or the basement.
18:49Maybe he's washing his body.
18:52Like taking a shower?
18:53Yeah, I mean, whatever you...
18:55Why don't we pop in and find out?
18:57You can't just break in, Samira.
19:00From a legal standpoint, we're not breaking in.
19:02Okay, we're walking into an unlocked house.
19:05Yeah, but is that legal?
19:07It's not a felony.
19:08We have wine.
19:10We'll announce ourselves.
19:14I think about Darla.
19:22Let's go, then.
19:30Hello?
19:33Gary, it's your neighbors.
19:35It's your friendly neighbors.
19:37Announcing ourselves.
19:39And we wanted to apologize for, um, our recent intrusive behavior.
19:48Not cool.
19:49We've also brought you four bottles of the same wine.
19:54Oh, shit.
19:58Probably just a draft.
19:59This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
20:06Right, it's...
20:07It's all the same.
20:08What do you mean?
20:09The furniture.
20:10It's all the same staging furniture from the open house.
20:13Gary didn't change one thing.
20:15That's so odd.
20:17Todd says it's odd.
20:19What do you think it means?
20:20I think it means he's not planning on staying very long.
20:26Maybe that's the door to the basement.
20:32Come on.
20:33Darla could be this way.
20:36Darla?
20:37Here, girl.
20:41Yep, I just peed a little.
20:52He's here.
20:59It's okay, Darla.
21:00Let go.
21:22It's okay.
21:24Wow.
21:25This place is unrecognizable.
21:28Do you remember how sticky the floors used to be?
21:30Mm-hmm.
21:31And that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner.
21:33Yeah, remember that thing gave me a snap infection?
21:35Dude, never forget.
21:38R.I.P. Hanks, man.
21:39That place had a certain unsanitary charm.
21:43This is, dare I say, kind of hip.
21:44Right?
21:45I mean, it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy,
21:48like a local bar on the night before Thanksgiving.
21:50Oh, yo.
21:52Check it.
21:53I'm glad that guy survived the regime change.
21:55You know, he worked for Hank for a few years.
21:56Oh, yeah.
21:57Afro beats in Hinkley Hills.
22:00Come on, man.
22:01I wonder if they'd let me do a DJ residency.
22:04You know, maybe this place has genuinely changed.
22:07Ravine the peace.
22:08I spoke too soon.
22:09Ah, good old Benedict Cumberbatch.
22:11Ah, still a classic.
22:13You two lovebirds on a date, huh?
22:15And that cute little shirt.
22:16Mm, that's cute.
22:18That's kind of homophobic, dude.
22:19Come on, don't be such a snowflake.
22:21Mind if I join you?
22:22It's a two-top, so...
22:23Yeah, I mean, there's a stuff in French.
22:25I love a few.
22:26I freaking love this place, huh?
22:29It's my home away from home.
22:31Don't get me wrong.
22:32I love being a fan, but, uh, as men, we gotta be let off the leash.
22:36You know, biologically wired to wander.
22:38That's just science.
22:40You learned that from a podcast?
22:41Yeah.
22:44So, Roborella, how's Dad like treating you?
22:47Yeah, you know, it's, um, it's a bit of a learning curve, but we're figuring it out.
22:52I hear ya.
22:53Those first few months after Ainsley was born, Lauren started secretly burning her mail.
22:58All of it.
23:00She thought I was being laced with the anthrax.
23:01What, really?
23:02Yeah, I lost a lot of good sports illustrator that year.
23:05But, hey, it's a postpartum for ya.
23:08Shit is real.
23:10Yeah, I mean, it is.
23:13Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside my wife's head.
23:17Wait, I might know what she needed from me.
23:22Don't feel bad.
23:23It's not your fault.
23:25Women are complex, beautiful creatures.
23:29Evolutionarily designed for resilience.
23:32Okay?
23:33Most men can't even begin to comprehend what Halpert does to a woman.
23:37Yeah, that's, um...
23:39Wow.
23:42Which is why.
23:43You gotta lay down the law, make them listen to reason.
23:45Otherwise, those crazy bitches, they're never gonna stop burning the mail.
23:48You feel me?
23:49I like that last.
23:49Almost had us in the first half.
23:51All right, I got the next round.
23:52What do you two ladies want?
23:54Rosés?
23:56Roasted!
23:58I feel like I've been emotionally wedged.
24:02Let's go check upstairs.
24:04What?
24:04No, I think we should fuck the fuck off.
24:12I'm with Todd.
24:13Fuck the fuck off.
24:14Come on.
24:14We're already here.
24:16Let's go check for Darla.
24:18Austin Lewis.
24:18Uh-huh.
24:25Come on.
24:28Come on.
24:30Come on.
24:32Come on.
24:38Come on.
24:42Come on.
24:44Be careful.
24:46Come on.
24:47Keep on up.
24:48Come on.
24:48Come on.
24:57you guys
25:00Darla is not here
25:02okay
25:03we made a valiant try
25:05but we need to get out of here
25:16who are you
25:17why are you in my house
25:18who are we
25:18who are you
25:20Betsy
25:22Betsy Wilson
25:24Gary's wife
25:24wife
25:25he has a wife
25:28we are so sorry
25:31this is a misunderstanding
25:33we're your neighbors
25:36hello neighbor
25:38hi
25:39I'm Samira
25:40Dana
25:42Dana Richards
25:43Todd Mann
25:451D2N
25:46we wanted to bring a gift by
25:49to welcome Gary
25:50you both
25:51to the neighborhood
25:52the front door was unlocked
25:55it's not a crime
25:57but it is a security breach
25:59and concerning
26:00that's right
26:01so we knew
26:02we needed to come in
26:03and make sure that you
26:04were safe
26:07you said you brought a gift
26:09yes
26:09we brought a bouquet of wine
26:12for us to all share together
26:14as neighbors in fellowship
26:17get ready for the puns
26:18we'll have a shardy party
26:19if you will
26:20join us
26:22it's Shiblia grape time
26:23we were gonna bring red
26:25but we were like
26:26maybe pinot
26:27peanut
26:29we're working on that one
26:36after you
26:40after us
26:52you know we
26:54we had no idea
26:55that Gary was married
26:57because
26:58you know
26:58we haven't seen you around
27:01are you married?
27:02oh yes
27:03very happily married
27:04to
27:04my wife Julia
27:06haven't seen her around
27:08much either
27:10well she's been away
27:17cute picture
27:18is that your family?
27:21it came with the frame
27:27so how did you and Gary made?
27:29online
27:30okay
27:32been together a while?
27:34we're newlyweds
27:36oh
27:36yeah
27:37just like me and my husband
27:38we've been married for
27:39eight months
27:40city all wedding
27:41we also have a ten week old
27:42you do the math
27:43that's my story
27:45what about you?
27:49I'm not pregnant
27:50if that's what you're asking
27:53same here
27:55you do the math
27:57and the science
27:58it's not gonna happen
28:00unless I paid
28:01to do it
28:02you know
28:04or
28:06informally
28:06with a friend
28:07just
28:08stop
28:08stop
28:10whoa
28:11the wine just hit me there
28:12oh
28:13you actually have anything to eat?
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol
28:17before I
28:18stumble
28:19you want a snack?
28:23snacks
28:24we love snacks
28:28let me see what I can whip up
28:30thank you Betsy
28:31yes
28:32I hope she makes burgers
28:37let's poke round Beth Fisher's house
28:41snooping like a little mouse
28:48shh
28:49don't tell anyone
28:52here you go
28:54here you go
29:20what do we have here Mr. Miles?
29:24should we see what Don's
29:27investment portfolio is?
29:29hmm?
29:35oh
29:35what's this?
29:412005
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards
29:56violence
30:00prone to outbursts
30:03and antisocial behavior
30:05it's clear he doesn't have many friends
30:08the patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage
30:15Rob?
30:17our Rob
30:25I mean
30:26is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate?
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house
30:31but
30:31it's still gonna be hard to live the Brie and Hamon Niberica lifestyle
30:34that I'm accustomed to on one salary
30:37hey don't look now
30:38but
30:39I think you've got a little admirer over there
30:41that is giving you some serious pupil action
30:43what time?
30:4510 o'clock
30:47subtle
30:50that is not subtle
30:57she's not looking at me dude
30:58yes she is
30:59no
30:59no she's not
31:00hey can you stop being such a wet flannel?
31:02I know the split's new
31:03but this could be a good opportunity for you
31:05oh my god she's coming over
31:06okay cool
31:06do not talk about your DJ
31:08hi
31:09dance hall
31:09R&B
31:10hip hop
31:11stuff like that
31:11uh
31:12uh
31:13uh
31:13uh
31:13I DJ
31:14oh sorry hi
31:15uh
31:16what up
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt
31:19um
31:20well we actually signed up for next game
31:23oh
31:23oh shoot
31:24we totally
31:25stole your spot
31:26no no no no no no rush
31:27no rush
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next
31:30and um
31:30I'm actually
31:32down to play
31:33whoever wins
31:35good thing my middle name is winner
31:37uh
31:39I was hoping for that
31:41I'm
31:42I'm Kate
31:43and
31:43oh sorry
31:44what's your first name?
31:45Naveen
31:46um
31:47you know what
31:47let me clean this up
31:48and uh
31:50buy you a drink
31:51and we can get a game going
31:54yeah
31:54yeah
31:55yeah
31:56yeah
31:56okay
31:57alright
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it
32:03maybe it is
32:06you got this
32:10oh
32:10quite the presentation
32:12fancy
32:19sardine
32:24are you still hungry?
32:28because if not
32:29I should probably
32:29yes
32:29starving
32:31right guys
32:32aren't you?
32:34not me
32:35I'm trying to cut back
32:36on what?
32:38well that's fine
32:39because I love it
32:40it's great for breastfeeding
32:42you know
32:42oily fish with all the
32:44omegas
32:46oh
32:47slippery
32:48little sucker
32:53mmm
32:54yum yum
32:54yum yum yum
33:02mmm
33:03mmm
33:04it's a little baby buddy
33:05crunching
33:06grim de la crim
33:10yeah
33:10shit
33:11I'll give it a try
33:14whoa
33:16my hands are so oily
33:18don't you hate when that happens
33:19Dana
33:19you want to come to the bathroom with me
33:21while I wash my hands
33:22I might need
33:22an extra
33:23set of hands
33:27yes
33:27I would be glad to
33:28and that way
33:29I'll know where the bathroom is
33:31in case I have to go to the bathroom
33:32which I will
33:33because I have a tiny bladder
33:35it's at the top of the stairs
33:36great
33:38mmm
33:40kind of just slides right down
33:42huh
33:44let's try the basement
33:47are you sure it's this way
33:49no
33:58oh
34:03dust in my throat
34:05you know I should probably go check on your friend
34:07you know the paint
34:08you know the paint in the library
34:10is an interesting hue
34:13is that pink
34:14or is it tea rose
34:15or
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh
34:20the pacing
34:21Darla
34:25after you
34:47yeah
34:52Darla
34:57Darla
34:58Your girl
35:02Darla
35:03Oh my goodness
35:10She's really in there
35:11Darla
35:13What are you talking about?
35:15It's the grave
35:16Of Alison Grant
35:28Quick, we don't have a lot of time
35:30Samira, what is going on?
35:32Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her
35:34And buried her in the basement?
35:36Well, allegedly I thought
35:37But yes
35:41Wait
35:43What about Darla?
35:44Darla
35:44Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:47We're still looking for Darla and Alison
35:50Who I think Darla partially found
35:52Because I saw her the other night
35:54With a bone that she got from Gary's trash can
36:00Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
36:02Maybe
36:02And then he killed Darla because she knew too much?
36:06She didn't ask for that
36:07She just went to shit in someone's yard
36:09He did say the house had good bones
36:11Another meaning of the real estate term
36:13That bastard bought this house as a trophy
36:17So he could bask in his terrible crime
36:20Exactly
36:21And destroy the evidence
36:23Anything he can get his hands on
36:24Anything he can disinter
36:26Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:28I didn't want you to think I'm crazy
36:30I need to prove it to myself
36:32I need to know I'm not losing my mind
36:35You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:40What do you think?
36:52Proper form
36:54Soft elbows
36:55Bent knees
36:5620 years of topsoil
36:57And annual moisture
36:59The remains are likely skeletal
37:01And they're probably in pieces
37:02So investigate
37:03All solid things
37:05Let's go
37:08So you chose not to add any new decor
37:11Or personal touches to your home
37:14Oh
37:15Well, we thought we'd finish, um
37:18Fixing up the place
37:20You're gonna need permits
37:22Here
37:23You know, historical landmark
37:25And what have you
37:30Why don't you go outside?
37:33I'm allergic to the sun
37:45Hey
37:46Oh, Jesus
37:49Rob
37:50You startled me
37:54Where's Samira?
37:58I think I hit something
37:59The bone
38:01Is hard
38:02And wet
38:05What?
38:10Shit
38:11It's a pipe
38:20I like the wallpaper
38:22I like the wallpaper
38:23Do you see all the eyes?
38:27All the eyes on the wall
38:29Looking back at us
38:32I've always seen the eyes
38:42I often think I'm the only one
38:44Who sees the things I see
38:47How do you mean?
38:49Oh, you know
38:51A detail
38:52But here we are
38:54Seeing the same thing
39:06She had to run
39:08Errands
39:10What?
39:12Now?
39:13It's nearly ten o'clock
39:16You're not angry
39:17Are you?
39:24Oh
39:25Hi
39:30Maybe we put a bunch of dirt on top
39:32And see if I'll soak it all up
39:34It's worth the track
39:35Do it
39:39Oh
39:56Hi
40:06Okay
40:06Okay
40:06Good night
40:08She'll be back
40:09Any minute
40:11I know it
40:12What the hell?
40:17I just want you to know
40:19That we all think of you
40:21As a very kind
40:23Gentle
40:23Even-keeled person
40:25Right, yeah
40:25Okay
40:26Good night, then
40:43Well
40:47Thanks for stopping by
40:49Neighbors
40:49Let's not do this again
40:51Soon
40:52And I'll send you a bill
40:54For the pipe
41:03Darla
41:04My sweet baby
41:07He saved the dog
41:09Come here, baby
41:10Oh, baby girl
41:12Oh, my baby
41:13You're home
41:14Where's your favorite bone?
41:17She was just wandering
41:18Asheville
41:19Thank you so much
41:21Oh, my hero
41:22Oh, my hero
41:22You brought me my baby
41:23Oh, thank you
41:25Come on, baby girl
41:26Come on
41:28Come on
41:29Come on
41:30Great
41:31Now he's a hero
41:33A dog saved is a dog saved
41:36I-I sense this
41:38I-I sense this somehow
41:38Peeves you
41:40I guess you're off the hook now
41:43I guess I am
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines
41:48So, you know
41:50Win-win
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters
41:55Todd, come help me
41:56Come on
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine
42:18I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight
42:21You broke into the house of the guy
42:23There was no breaking, just entering
42:25Yeah, okay
42:26Of a guy who has already called the cops on you
42:29And then you start vandalizing his property
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog
42:37For God's sake, Samira
42:38This was so reckless
42:40And dangerous
42:41And illegal
42:43He could have called the cops on you again
42:47You could have been hurt
42:49But I'm okay
42:51And he didn't
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements
43:02You don't understand
43:03No, I-I don't
43:06So, help me
43:08Please, help me to understand
43:10Okay
43:12Maybe it's not about the dog
43:14What then?
43:17I know
43:19I know something's wrong
43:21That guy is up to something and I need you to believe me
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28Sticking up Alison Grant's bones
43:35Samira, I have told you
43:36That is just a rumor
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42Yeah, I don't know
43:43Logs
43:44Newspapers
43:44Yeah, it's kindling
43:45That's how people start fires
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob
43:50Newspapers about her
43:51About Alison Grant
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online and I couldn't
43:59And I started digging
44:01It was burning evidence about her death
44:04You have to know that
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago
44:08Her body isn't down there
44:10So just
44:11Drop it
44:19I'm sorry
44:21I'm sorry
44:22I'm just tired
44:30I'm sorry
44:35Samira, I'm sorry
44:36It's okay
44:37Consider it dropped
44:45So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:49I mean, I get the instinct
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary
44:53I don't like him
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by
44:58And if he called the cops on me
45:00Oh man, I would hold that grudge until the end of time
45:05Don't get me started on
45:07Nightgown lady in the house either
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house
45:17And you don't leave the cul-de-sac
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac
45:22No, you don't
45:23I would see it
45:24I mean, I see everything
45:30It's just I
45:31I like having clear boundaries set
45:36No surprises
45:37I know what to expect
45:38And then I don't worry
45:40Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds
45:44With your rambunctious
45:46Live, laugh, love personality
45:48Personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated
45:51For example
45:52I wouldn't guess that
45:54Adult Charlie Brown would be
45:56Deeply into
45:58Avant-garde Japanese workwear
46:00But
46:01We all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay
46:07Showed you mine
46:09You gotta show me yours
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret
46:12From yesterday
46:13Come on
46:15Well
46:15I found a police report
46:18And?
46:19Let's just say
46:20It's not Gary
46:21That we need to be worried about
46:26It's Rob
46:42One is the loneliest number
46:47That you'll ever do
46:52Two can be as bad as one
46:56It's the loneliest number
46:59Since the number one
47:11No, it's the saddest experience
47:16You'll ever know
47:20Yes, it's the saddest experience
47:29Because one is the loneliest number
47:34That you'll ever do
47:38Because one is the loneliest number
47:43That you'll ever know
47:48Because one is the loneliest number
47:53Just grabbing some water
47:55That you'll ever do
47:58Because one is the loneliest number
48:02That you'll ever do
48:07Because one is the loneliest number
48:12That you'll ever know
48:15One is the loneliest number one
48:19One is the loneliest number one
48:24One is the loneliest number
48:28That you'll ever do
48:32One is the loneliest number
48:37That you'll ever do
48:42One is the loneliest number one
48:44One is the loneliest number one
49:03That you'll ever do
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