00:00As you can see here, we have the chimps.
00:02Can anybody tell me why we have to keep so far away from the cage?
00:05Is it because they'll bite?
00:07It's a good answer, but it's wrong. Anybody else?
00:08Is it because if we make too much noise and they hear us, they'll get scared?
00:12That's almost right. We don't want them to hear us, right?
00:14Not because they'll get scared, but because they might learn to speak English,
00:17take over the world and use the humans as slaves.
00:19What you just said then about them taking over the world, is that supposed to be a joke?
00:22A joke? I don't think orangutans doing frontal lobotomies on humans is a laughing matter, do you, love?
00:26Nonsense!
00:27Are you aware of the documentary Plants of the Apes?
00:28That's not a documentary. It's a film, a fictitious film.
00:32I've got a good mind to report you to the manager.
00:33Shh! Don't let the monkeys hear you about, you know, management and social structures.
00:36Otherwise, they'll mimic it and form armies.
00:38They can't understand the word we're saying.
00:40Oh, really? Well, in the documentary I saw,
00:42one of the chimps must have seen all of Helena Bonham Carter's films,
00:45because not only did she sound like she had a good upper-class English accent,
00:48she sounded exactly the same as her.
00:50That is Helena Bonham Carter. It's a film.
00:53Come on, children, we'll go and look at the elephants.
00:55All right, well, keep the elephant enclosure door shut.
00:57Look, I don't want them flying off and joining the circus.
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