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00:00I am NOT your wife!
00:02I'm not wasting another second living in your shadow!
00:07I'm Tiffany Windham, Queen of Cuisine.
00:11This is my last time standing before the public as the Queen of Cuisine.
00:15After this, I'm hiding my name for someone I love.
00:19I want a divorce.
00:21Barry, what the hell is that?
00:22I'm Sarah Rose, Le Cordon Bleu's rising star and Barry's future wife.
00:31She's not like you, Tiff. She's the Queen of Cuisine's protégé with full backing from DX Restaurant Group.
00:38I never had a protégé.
00:40Tiff, I'm moving on to bigger and better things. That includes a better woman.
00:43But three years ago, you said-
00:46Even the best food turns sour eventually, right? So does love.
00:50After all the sacrifices I made for you, that's all I get?
00:55Love turns sour?
00:58Sacrifices?
01:00What sacrifices could a housewife possibly make?
01:07Just sign the damn divorce papers, Tiff.
01:11Let's see what your mother has to say about this.
01:18Elena, your son is back.
01:21He wants to divorce me.
01:23Finally!
01:24It's about time my son divorces you.
01:27What?
01:30Okay, Mom. This is Sarah.
01:34So this is my new daughter-in-law.
01:36So good to finally meet you, Elena.
01:39Barry has told me so much about you.
01:45Elena, you knew about Barry's affair this whole time?
01:50Affair?
01:51Don't be ridiculous.
01:52I never thought of you as my daughter-in-law.
01:55You're just a glorified maid.
01:57What the hell can you do to help Barry's career?
02:00Sarah here is going to bring him unprecedented success.
02:04You cannot compare to that.
02:06I'll take good care of you from now on, Miss Wallace.
02:11Three years ago, I gave up everything to stay back and take care of your mother.
02:16So you could go to Cordon Bleu and pursue your culinary dreams.
02:20I gave you peace of mind, Barry!
02:22I took care of your home!
02:24Shut the fuck up!
02:29Really, Tiffany?
02:31Making my mom eat this shit?
02:33Kinda taking care of her?
02:35Elena has high blood sugar, okay?
02:37She needs a healthy diet in order-
02:40Excuses!
02:40Excuses!
02:41You just can't cook!
02:43You have done nothing but freeload for the last three years.
02:47Barry, that's bullshit and you know it.
02:50You're a parasite.
02:51All you've ever done is wait for me to come home and provide.
02:56A maid would be better than her.
02:58Three years, Elena.
03:00Three years of me cooking, cleaning, and making sure you never missed a meal.
03:05How dare you!
03:08Son, do you see this?
03:10I've endured so much abuse while you've been gone.
03:14How dare you speak my mother like that, you ungrateful bitch!
03:19Fine.
03:20You want a divorce?
03:29Here.
03:32Mark my words, Barry.
03:37You will regret this.
03:49Ah!
03:52Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:58Here.
03:59It's your salary for being a housewife.
04:09Consider us even.
04:11Oh my gosh, I'm paying you.
04:13Is she gonna pick up that money like a wet dog?
04:16Keep your money, Barry.
04:17One day you're gonna need it more than me.
04:26And Sarah?
04:27You didn't steal my nan.
04:29You inherited my trash.
04:34I can't wait for the day they find out that I'm the Queen of Cuisine.
05:00Hi.
05:01Excuse me.
05:02Can I come in?
05:03I just want to get out of the rain.
05:05This is Masoni Clock.
05:06We don't serve hobos.
05:08Get out.
05:08I'm not a hobo.
05:10Look, I can buy a glass of wine while I wait and call my Uber.
05:13You couldn't possibly afford our wine.
05:15Now get out of here!
05:35Are you okay, miss?
05:38I was in your house.
05:41Boss.
05:46Is this how you treat our customers?
05:49Apologize now.
05:53I'm sorry.
05:55Go home.
05:56And don't let me see this happen again.
05:58Yes, boss.
06:10Come on.
06:12I'm not going to let one of my customers starve and leave cold.
06:22Welcome to Mezói Clock.
06:31Yo.
06:32It's on.
06:34That's okay.
06:39thanks
06:41okay
06:42I'm gonna go make you a hot meal
06:43oh no that's okay
06:45your kitchen must be closed by now anyway
06:47I'm not hungry
06:48a glass of wine would be just fine
06:53this has got to be the most embarrassing
06:55day of my life
06:57look I don't let my customers go hungry
07:00and don't worry about it
07:01it's on the house
07:02it's the least I can do for my employee treating you so poorly
07:05here have a seat
07:09here I want you to try this
07:12this is my grandmother's
07:14risotto
07:31is it that bad
07:32no
07:33no not at all
07:36it's the best thing I've ever tasted
07:47hey hey hey
07:48whoa whoa whoa slow down
07:50I didn't know my risotto could make a girl cry
07:56I'm claude by the way
07:59thank you claude
08:02I'm tiffany
08:09so claude
08:11does your restaurant happen to be hiring right now
08:14I know how to cook
08:15and I can help you out in your kitchen
08:17tiffany are you a chef
08:20I'm actually
08:21look to be honest I'd love to hire you
08:23but I can't right now
08:25my grandfather he's forcing me to close this place
08:27what why
08:29this place is so nice
08:34if you can hire me
08:35I can turn things around
08:37I'm actually pretty good at
08:39marriage problems
08:41my grandfather expects me to be married by 30
08:44and here I am
08:46still single
08:57allow me sir
08:58the street is cleared
08:58no one will interfere
09:10why does this man look so familiar
09:13where have I seen him before
09:15hey Eric
09:16good evening Mr. Windham
09:18wait
09:19claude Windham
09:21as in
09:22heir to the biggest chip company in America
09:25hello grandpa
09:26I knew you were hiding here claude
09:28now your time is up
09:30where is that bride that you promised
09:33what is a trillion dollar trust fund baby
09:36opening a restaurant in culver city
09:39is this her
09:41grandpa this restaurant
09:43it's my passion project
09:45and it was my mother's dream
09:46besides I already made the company's value
09:49increase by billions
09:50does this marriage
09:51does it really matter that much
09:53yes it matters
09:55you're the wind of mare
09:57and we had a deal
09:59now I let you open your passion project
10:02and your part of the deal was
10:04you were going to get married
10:06now if there's some other deal
10:08let me know
10:12actually
10:14grandpa you were totally right
10:17this is her
10:19my fiance
10:21Tiffany
10:23what
10:25play along in the job of shores
10:30yes
10:30that's me
10:32hi Mr. Windham
10:33it's a pleasure to meet you
10:34I'm Tiffany Lockhart
10:36Ms. Lockhart
10:38are you engaged to my grandson?
10:45of course
10:46we're recently engaged
10:47and so so in love
10:50why else would I be here so late at night
10:52that's so good
10:53and I'm happy
10:55but
10:56that ring's
10:57rather small
10:59thank god
11:00I forgot to take off my ring
11:02why did you get so stingy Claude?
11:05wait
11:05she's already married?
11:06why does she have a ring on?
11:08but our deal was marriage
11:09so
11:10don't try to throw me off
11:12with an engagement
11:13when are you two actually getting married?
11:16grandpa come on
11:17I just proposed
11:18let us enjoy the engagement
11:20please
11:21well
11:22but this restaurant closes tonight
11:24until
11:25you get married
11:28tomorrow
11:32we're getting married tomorrow grandpa
11:44surprise
11:50oh my gosh babe
11:51I can't believe we finally got our marriage license
11:54everything I ever did for you
11:56every moment
11:57was worth it
11:58who knew it would be that easy
12:00to get her to sign the divorce papers
12:08oh my god Tiffany
12:10did you seriously follow us here to get me back?
12:13it's not gonna happen
12:14or
12:15are you here for your little divorce settlement refund?
12:19never in a million years would I take you back Barry
12:23okay
12:24if not for me why would you be here?
12:26well she's here to marry me
12:41sorry I'm late honey
12:42these are for you
12:43thank you
12:45is
12:46everything okay?
12:48I'm fine
12:49just ran into some flies
12:53come on
12:54let's go get married
13:04excuse us
13:05excuse us
13:12there's no way she got married again this fast
13:14she's just doing this to make me jealous
13:18they were probably sneaking around way before
13:22no wonder she agreed to the divorce so easily
13:25no
13:26there's no way Tiffany's obsessed with me
13:29that guy's probably just a paid actor
13:32you're not still thinking about your ex are you?
13:37of course not
13:40whatever
13:42who the hell is that guy?
13:44why do I feel like I've seen him before?
13:50I can't believe I got divorced, remarried and found a new job all within 24 hours
13:55your ex-husband sounds like a real piece of work
13:59yeah
13:59I can't believe I wasted three years on that man
14:04Tiffany we all make mistakes
14:06whether it's the people we trust or making our enemies friends
14:10but at the end of it
14:11if you stay true to your heart
14:13nothing can break you
14:17all right so what can I help you with?
14:20boss?
14:20well I could use some help organizing these receipts
14:23yeah you betcha
14:25oh or I forget
14:27here
14:28wanna give this to you?
14:30I put a million dollars on there
14:33thank you for marrying me
14:34a million dollars?
14:36I can't take that
14:38you've already given me a job and a roof over my head
14:41that's enough
14:42but this is
14:43no buts
14:44I can't take a million dollars from you
14:47now boss
14:48I'm gonna get back to work
14:52okay well you heard my grandpa
14:55he wants me to do better
14:59I hope you don't mind
15:03no
15:03I was gonna toss it anyway
15:15oh my god
15:18god I can't
15:21if you're not going to take my money
15:23at least accept this ring
15:26just think of it as a prop
15:32hope you like it
15:33hope you like it
15:41jesus joey
15:42don't you know how to knock?
15:45I did knock
15:47sorry boss
15:48but there's a customer here causing a huge scene
15:50and he's a food critic too
15:52I'll handle it
15:53this
15:54is
15:55awful
15:56I'm not paying for this
15:58I deeply apologize for
15:59wait I know this guy
16:00Andre Lorenzo
16:01he was the judge for my last championship
16:03right
16:04this
16:04excuse me
16:05sir is there something wrong with your meal?
16:09are you the manager?
16:11you call this
16:12panseer duck breast
16:15not even close
16:16you try it
16:23this
16:24this
16:24does
16:24taste
16:24awful
16:26what happened to the Maison Eclat Chef?
16:32I'm sorry sir
16:33we'll get you a new dish right away
16:45boss
16:46this isn't the first time that guy's come in and harassed us
16:49okay?
16:49DX group has to be paying him or something
16:51it's pretty bad
16:55I tried it
16:57DX restaurant group poached three of my chefs
16:59Alice is stepping in and helping out
17:01to be honest
17:03I'm still searching for the queen of cuisine
17:05Claude's been looking for me?
17:07so far no luck
17:08what does she even know about cooking?
17:10huh?
17:11who do you think you are to judge our food?
17:13hmm?
17:13the sauce is completely wrong
17:14the cherry overwhelms the duck's flavor
17:16Alice is cooked in five star hotels
17:18seriously gonna doubt her ability all because of one bite?
17:22the customer didn't like it either
17:24fine!
17:25you think you can do better?
17:26then make it yourself
17:29what's wrong?
17:31cat got your tongue
17:32she's just a hostess
17:33what does she know?
17:34she's just here to smile on clean plates
17:35it's okay
17:36one day you can talk with the real chefs
17:37okay that's enough you two
17:38Tiffany's just trying to help out
17:40okay I pay you two to cook
17:41not Tiffany
17:42so y'all fix this
17:46actually
17:48I'll make it
17:50one time and one time only
17:53so watch closely
17:57Chef's Cook
18:23also
18:24oh please
18:25also
18:26no skill
18:27oh please
18:27please
18:54I didn't know you could do something like that.
18:56Oh, come on.
18:57Plating isn't everything, okay?
18:59That customer is just trying to cause trouble.
19:01Go ahead, send it out.
19:03Watch it come right back in.
19:04Exactly.
19:04It's all about taste.
19:05Okay?
19:06You're just a random lobby girl.
19:07You can't put yourself on the menu with just that.
19:09Let's find out, shall we?
19:13I gotta see this.
19:18Oh, God.
19:20Sir, we remade the dish for you.
19:52You change shifts.
19:58Please, give that a try.
20:07Just wait.
20:08He's gonna spit it out.
20:25Oh my.
20:27This is delicious.
20:29Now that is a work of art.
20:31Who are you?
20:33Enjoy.
20:40Oh my god.
20:42Tiffany, you didn't tell me you can cook.
20:47I'm actually...
20:49Knowing how to make one dish doesn't mean she can cook.
20:53Yeah, pure luck.
20:54There's no talent.
20:55I'm gonna go get back to work.
21:01You two need to watch it.
21:10Tiffany, try this.
21:11I'm okay, thank you.
21:12I'm working.
21:13Tiffany, please.
21:14I just made this.
21:19Alright, fine.
21:28That taste...
22:04What flavor?
22:06I'd know it anywhere.
22:09Well...
22:10Food expires.
22:15Taste is forever.
22:21Was that your custard I had back then?
22:29Boss!
22:31This again.
22:32What do you want this time?
22:34Uh...
22:35Sorry, boss, but um...
22:37We got company.
22:39DX Restaurant Group is here.
22:41What the hell are they doing here?
22:48Boo!
22:50What do you want, Seth?
22:51Y'all are still operating?
22:53Well, sure you'd be out of business by now.
22:55You really think some trust fund baby like you can compete in the culinary world?
23:01I've got a hard truth for you, son.
23:04Money can't buy real talent.
23:05I wouldn't put my passion into something if it wasn't going to be the best.
23:10Oh, arrogant as ever.
23:12Well, feast your eyes on today's gift.
23:28Send me this place while you still can.
23:30Otherwise, I will open up shop right across the street.
23:35Our new head chefs, Le Cordon Bleu Prodigies.
23:38And we will take every one of your customers and make you the laughing stock of this town.
23:51Mr. Lorenzo.
23:53Mr. Lorenzo, what is someone of your status doing in this horrible restaurant?
23:59Sometimes you have to hide your true identity to experience a place's quality.
24:05Well, I'm so sorry that you're in a dump like this.
24:09Come to one of my restaurants.
24:10For the real thing, every dish is world-class.
24:14Not like this garbage.
24:17Actually, Mr. Lorenzo had pretty high praise on this dish.
24:22Well, he hasn't tried mine yet.
24:25Since Mr. Lorenzo is here, let's have a little contest.
24:32You're afraid.
24:34Oh, that's right.
24:36You don't have any chefs left.
24:38You know why?
24:39No good chefs want to work for you.
24:41Because you know nothing about cooking.
24:44You're just some trust fund kid with his daddy's money and no real talent.
24:50You are so pathetic.
24:54I can't let them embarrass Claude like this.
24:59Fine.
25:00You want a competition?
25:01Let's do it.
25:08Obviously, you are some hostess.
25:12Since when do you get a say?
25:14I'd say a hostess is appropriate competition for your two chefs.
25:19No.
25:20Ignore her.
25:22DX Group hires master chefs.
25:24She'll get wrecked.
25:25This is a real deal celebrity pair.
25:27I think we're better off negotiating a partnership.
25:31Wow!
25:32Not all your staff are useless dimwits.
25:35Surrender to me.
25:37And maybe, maybe I might let your staff help out in our kitchen.
25:47I don't know.
25:47Claude.
25:48I promised you I'd pack this place out.
25:51This is our shot.
25:55Hey.
25:56Shut it, rookie.
25:57Go clean tables or something.
25:59Don't do this, boss.
26:00Seriously, if anybody should compete, it's me.
26:02Okay, not this front of house girl.
26:09Tiffany.
26:16Pseudo.
26:24Man, this is gonna get ugly real fast.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:42That's Barry Wallace.
26:45Le Cordon Bleu prodigy.
26:47The hottest star in cooking cuisine.
26:50What are we even doing here?
26:52Behold!
26:53The golden boy, new celebrity chef, Barry Wallace.
27:01You want his autograph for your sad promo wall?
27:06So that's him?
27:08Wait, that means the new guy Tiffany married is the Wyndham heir?
27:12A multi-billionaire?
27:14A multi-billionaire?
27:14How does she even know him?
27:17My time is valuable.
27:18Which of your chefs am I going up against?
27:23So what if he's a billionaire?
27:25Money can't buy skills.
27:27I'll crush him.
27:28Where'd that mouthy front desk girl go?
27:30She probably bolted it to save herself the embarrassment.
27:33Any of you got the balls to face me?
27:37I do.
27:42I'll be your opponent.
27:44Tiffany?
27:50Tiffany?
27:51You're working here.
27:53That's right.
27:54This is a joke, right?
27:56You're not actually pitting me up against a housewife.
27:59This is insulting.
28:00You two know each other?
28:01Know each other?
28:03She's my ex-wife.
28:04I tossed her out and now she's slumming it in this third-rate kitchen.
28:08You're not going to take it easy on your ex-wife, are you?
28:11Of course not.
28:12But I will make sure she knows her new man is lesser than me.
28:20Pity she isn't here.
28:21Otherwise everyone would have to watch me beat you both at once.
28:24It's a big talk for someone who only knows how to make dry steaks and shitty salads.
28:29Barry Wallace is a Le Cordon Bleu star.
28:32Okay, we can't embarrass ourselves like this, Mr. Wynnum.
28:35Yeah, let's just surrender.
28:37Can it, you two?
28:40Tiffany.
28:44I believe in you.
28:52A good chef can make something out of nothing.
28:55I challenge you today to use only what's in this room.
28:59No kitchens, no burners, just knife skills and your ingenuity to create something delicious.
29:10Choose your equipment.
29:14First come, first serve.
29:16Guess we're going vegetarian.
29:18Since all you ever did make was salad, I guess we're in your comfort zone.
29:22Fine.
29:23Three...
29:24Two...
29:26One...
29:27Go!
29:32That's for you.
29:36How is she supposed to win a knife contest with no knife?
29:43Is this what Le Cordon Bleu taught you?
29:45Using cheap tricks against women to get a head start?
29:48Yeah, what kind of man does that?
29:51The kind that wins.
29:53You have 30 minutes.
29:55Ready, chefs?
30:00Three...
30:03Two...
30:04One...
30:05Go!
30:10A knife in each hand?
30:13In different cut styles?
30:15Meanwhile, our front desk girl hasn't even gotten started.
30:19She's never gonna measure up to a prodigy.
30:22Yeah, and when she loses, then we all lose.
30:25She's gonna ruin this entire restaurant.
30:28Tiffany, the more I see, the more curious I get.
30:32Just how good are you?
30:36Pushing the carving further with specialized blades.
30:40Impressive.
30:42I can't wait to see the results.
30:44Now that is a celebrity chef.
30:47Cooking isn't just heat.
30:49It's pressure.
30:50It's chemistry.
30:51It's knowing how matter changes under force.
31:05What?
31:06Wait, is that a technique by the Queen of Cuisine?
31:08What on earth is she doing?
31:12Drinking?
31:13At a time like this?
31:14Has she lost her damn mind?
31:16What the hell?
31:19Already drinking away at the pain of Lucy?
31:25What the hell is she planning?
31:32There's only ten minutes left on the timer.
31:34She hasn't even started working on the squash.
31:36Yeah, because she doesn't know how.
31:38She's a glorified server.
31:39I mean, what did you expect?
31:47She's giving the squash a massage.
31:53She didn't even grab a single knife.
31:55Because she doesn't have a fucking clue what she's doing.
31:58Mr. Lorenz specifically said he wanted to see some knife work.
32:04A housewife that doesn't even know how to cook.
32:07Can you get more useless than that?
32:11She doesn't know what she's fucking doing.
32:14She's an amateur.
32:14Three, two, one.
32:17Chefs!
32:19Time's up.
32:20Present your dishes.
32:24Did she seriously just serve a plain squash?
32:29It's probably raw inside.
32:31Yeah, William's gonna spit that right out.
32:34Really?
32:35No knife work at all?
32:37My dish?
32:40Squash ice cream.
32:41Ah!
32:45He carved an elaborate design.
32:48Set the shape with liquid nitrogen.
32:51Clever.
32:54Tiffany, what's your big move?
33:03Elaborately carved.
33:05He set the final shape with liquid nitrogen.
33:08Clever.
33:10Is she seriously serving up a plain squash?
33:14It's probably still raw on the inside.
33:16The cordon bleu's prodigy on full display.
33:19Unmatched knife work really puts a shame to that rather ordinary squash.
33:26Restaurant on the line, and you cook up a steaming turd.
33:30It's pathetic.
33:31Hey, if we lose, it's fine.
33:33I'll take the blame.
33:34Are you trying to humiliate us?
33:37There's no need to drag this out.
33:38We're done here.
33:39Hold it!
33:42You haven't even seen my carving yet.
33:45We don't care.
34:13No, come on with me.
34:14We don't need to take to be every look at all.
34:22You
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