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00:06¡Gracias!
00:33Mr. President
00:38Eyes on me
00:46Take your clothes off
00:53Three years by his side
00:55Taking down his enemies
00:57Handling the press
00:58I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:01The first one to bear my heir
01:04Becomes the first lady
01:17Not long after
01:18The other women in the surrogacy program
01:20Started getting pregnant one by one
01:22I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:25Once I have this baby
01:26I'll take the money and go
01:28First lady
01:29Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:31Nurse, doctor
01:32Surrogate number one just had her baby
01:34It's a boy
01:35Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:38The second the president saw the kid
01:39He had her and the baby kicked out
01:41Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:43Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else
01:45During the surrogacy program?
01:46I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:49But then, one by one
01:50The other women had their babies
01:51The president took one look at each
01:53And knew they weren't his
01:54Every last one of them got kicked out
01:56Take your bastard and get lost
01:57Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
01:59I swear I can give you a child
02:00Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:05Come on, push
02:06Give it everything
02:07Baby's almost here
02:15One last push
02:16Come on, you can do it
02:17The baby's here
02:19A healthy baby
02:22Monster! Monster!
02:27What's wrong?
02:31What the hell?
02:32I just gave birth to dog pups?
02:35How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:38Oh no, this is bad
02:40The president won't even need a test
02:42No!
02:43Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:45I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:47And the money?
02:48Gone
02:52What's going on here?
03:01What should I do?
03:02What should I do?
03:11Where's my baby?
03:17Tell me, where is my child?
03:19Mr. President, I'm so sorry
03:21I let you down
03:23Sorry for what?
03:24I lied, I
03:27I wasn't pregnant
03:28That wasn't a baby coming out
03:30That was a massive, toxic, waste-level crap
03:34One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:38A fake pregnancy?
03:40So you mean my whole medical team
03:41can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:43That's because I was so desperate
03:45to get pregnant with your baby
03:46I took all kinds of hormone shots
03:48and it made me look pregnant
03:49Today I just ate too much
03:51and had to go
03:55What was that sound?
04:03Mr. President, you should stay back
04:05I just went
04:06It's pretty rank
04:07So I skipped a budget hearing
04:09and a National Security Council meeting
04:11and waited two hours here
04:13just for you to take a clap?
04:15Mr. President
04:16I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:19Just give me more time
04:20I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:23I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:26But what about the surrogacy money?
04:28After playing me like this
04:29You'll work as a cleaner in the White House
04:31until you've paid off your debt
04:33What?
04:37No money
04:38And now I'm stuck working for free
04:40What a joke
04:41You two little troublemakers
04:43You totally screwed me
04:44If it weren't for you
04:46who knows
04:46Maybe I'd be first lady now
04:54Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog
04:56I've ever heard
04:56Eh, whatever
04:57But hey, you're mine, right?
05:02You guys hungry?
05:14Wait
05:14You don't want to
05:16nurse, do you?
05:19All right, fine
05:20Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:22I guess that's just what happens
05:23when you're their mom
05:29Drink up
05:33Now that's what I call my kids
05:34Already drinking in style
05:36You two are going places
05:38Looks like mom's retirement plan
05:40is riding on you little fur balls now
05:44What the hell?
05:45I mean, I was definitely
05:46implanted with the president's sperm
05:48So how the hell
05:49did I end up with puppies?
05:53Whose dog is this?
05:55You hurt?
05:56Hey, easy now
05:57I won't bite
05:59Wow
05:59I've never seen a dog
06:00as big as you before
06:03Could it be him?
06:06Nah
06:07I'm definitely going crazy
06:37Mommy
06:39Puppy kids
06:40Puppy kids, whatever
06:40You're mine
06:41And that's all that matters
06:45Those two little monsters
06:46eat more every day
06:47This might just last them one day
06:50What, they're not feeding you enough
06:52at the White House?
06:53I just don't want to waste anything
06:54You're always talking about saving food
06:56So I'm supporting you
06:58Just focus on paying off your debt
06:59Don't try anything cute
07:02I, I get it
07:10Bro, do you think mom will be mad
07:12that we snucked out?
07:13Mom worked so hard for us
07:14We gotta get her a gift
07:17I think I smell
07:18Dad
07:19Mom worked so hard for us
07:21Mom worked so hard for us
07:23Mom worked so hard for us
07:29Mom worked so hard for us
07:33Mom worked so hard for us
07:34Mom worked so hard for us
07:34Mom worked so hard for us
07:36Mom worked so hard for us
07:36Mom worked so hard for us
07:37Mom worked so hard for us
07:37Mom worked so hard for us
07:38Mom worked so hard for us
07:38Mom worked so hard for us
07:38Mom worked so hard for us
07:40Mom worked so hard for us
07:44Mom worked so hard for us
07:50¿Puedo?
08:05Stop right there.
08:07Mrs. Olivia.
08:09So, a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:15you think you're qualified?
08:18A quick qualified?
08:20What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:22It took me three years to get where I am.
08:24Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights, and you?
08:27You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:30I never thought of it that way.
08:33Remember your place, janitor.
08:35Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:39Mrs. Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:42What?
08:45Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:49Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:52Mommy!
08:53We got you a present.
08:55A present?
08:56What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:02For you, Mommy.
09:06Mommy!
09:08Here, take this.
09:10The presidential seal?
09:12The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:23How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh, no, oh, no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code red.
09:40Lock it in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:41Not one corner gets missed.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:49Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one the maid's quarters.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are.
10:02Right here.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:06Caught red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:08Leah Cole, why are my presidential seal and the nuclear bulletin briefcase in your room?
10:14Mr. President, I...
10:15I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just...
10:21here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:23They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the stuff
10:26in my room to throw everyone off, or set me up.
10:29That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote, which thief would just happen to come here?
10:35You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
10:38Just tell the truth already.
10:39Ma'am, look at me.
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive.
10:44Mr. President, don't forget, this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase, to set you
10:58up and destroy your reputation.
10:59Tell me, who put you up to this?
11:01Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear, I didn't.
11:06Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:08Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:10I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
11:15No, I'm not a spy.
11:17I swear.
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my god.
11:29Get down from there now.
11:31That's the president.
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:46You dirty bitch.
11:47You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays.
11:50Someone, kill these animals.
11:52Throw them in the trash.
11:53No!
11:58Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:01I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:03They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:07It's hard enough.
12:08Please, don't hurt them.
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:11And they won't chew up your shoes.
12:15Mr. President!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:19And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well, duh.
12:31They're my kids.
12:32Of course I like them.
12:33Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please, just let me keep them.
12:37I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
12:39I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:44Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:48This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you, Mr. President.
13:04We're finally gone.
13:06You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:09If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:14You can be her little hand warmers.
13:41You can be her little hand warmers.
13:44That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:46That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
13:49One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
14:04Hey, easy now.
14:12I won't bite.
14:13But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:33I didn't see anything.
14:37Tell the truth.
14:39Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:40I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:43She gave birth of two puppies.
14:46And then I passed out from shock.
14:50You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pups?
14:53Yes, I swear.
14:54Every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's it.
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:00Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
15:03is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:06And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:09Get the cages ready.
15:10I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:21Quick, hide.
15:27What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:35Leah Cole, this is the White House.
15:37Not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:40The president said I could keep them.
15:42The president runs a country.
15:44You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:49Find those little beasts.
15:50I'm throwing them out myself.
16:09You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:16Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:21There, you little bastard dog!
16:25Grab them.
16:28Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:35No!
16:37Hit her.
16:50Don't move.
16:51You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:56Promise me.
16:58Never shift in front of anyone else.
17:00Or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:03Okay, Mommy.
17:07What are you waiting for?
17:09Pull those little beasts out!
17:12No!
17:13Don't hurt my kids!
17:15Kids?
17:16What kids?
17:23Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be First Ladies so bad?
17:27You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby, so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:33You're disgusting!
17:35You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be First Lady?
17:40You scheming little bitch.
17:42I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:47Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:59Don't be scared.
17:59Babies, don't be scared.
18:02Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for?
18:04Hit her too!
18:05Beat her until she stops moving!
18:19I'd like to see anyone touch her
18:25Mr. President
18:32Mr. President, what brings you here? This place is beneath you
18:36Olivia, you've got some nerve
18:37I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here
18:39Why do you bring people to hurt you?
18:41Mr. President, you misunderstand
18:42I was worried about rabies
18:44What if they pose a risk to you?
18:45I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back
18:50She's... she's lying
18:51She just wanted to kill my dogs
18:53Sorry I'm late
19:02These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:24Oh my god, the president?
19:27The president is holding me?
19:29What kind of script is this?
19:31He saved me?
19:33And he's being... gentle?
19:35Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:39Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House
19:42Security's looking for someone to walk the dogs
19:44You'd be perfect
19:45Mr. President, I just didn't think it through
19:47But I was only worried about your safety
19:49You too
19:50Are you here to protect me or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:54Mr. President, we...
19:55If you can't figure out who signs your checks
19:57I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
19:58They're short on people in the Middle East
20:00You leave tomorrow
20:01See what a real field assignment looks like
20:04Mr. President, we're sorry
20:05Please, give us another chance!
20:08Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:11I've already disinfected the area
20:13Just needs oint applied regularly
20:14I'll do it
20:21Um, maybe I should just do it myself
20:24I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:28Oh my god!
20:29The president just touched me!
20:30Why is he being so nice to me?
20:32We've only known each other for a few days
20:33Is he... is he up to something?
20:41I promise you
20:42What happened today will never happen again
20:45Thank you for saving me, Mr. President
20:49Come in
20:51Mr. President
20:52About what happened today
20:54It was my mistake
20:55I hope you can forgive me
20:56Olivia, I've never doubted your work
20:59But you need to understand
21:01My personal life is none of your business
21:05Yes, sir
21:06From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner
21:08Move her into the room next to mine
21:11What?
21:12And one more thing
21:14The White House Correspondents' Dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:16Leah will attend as my girlfriend
21:18We're making it official
21:19Girlfriend?
21:20Girlfriend?
21:21Mr. President?
21:23This... this isn't right
21:24I'm just a cleaner, I...
21:27No one deserves it more than you
21:29What is wrong with this man?
21:31Did someone drug him?
21:32I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad
21:34But this is too fast
21:35I am not ready for this
21:36Mr. President
21:37Every major media outlet will be at that dinner
21:39Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless
21:42If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:45Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia
21:47I'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner party
21:52Too bad he doesn't know
21:53These two little ones are his own flesh and blood
21:55Only these two pups are truly mine
21:58None of those women bore my seed
22:00But no one can know I'm a werewolf
22:02Their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:13Miss Cole, this is your room
22:14If you need anything, just call me
22:23Okay, come out, babies
22:28Mommy!
22:32My good babies
22:37Kids?
22:37You're sure the maid heard right?
22:39Positive
22:39Two kids, four or five years old
22:41Called her mommy
22:42Oh, got it
22:44This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy
22:47Those brats are probably leftovers from some job
22:49Baby data ran off
22:50No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them
22:52Then we should tell the president
22:53Let him know she's got two kids in tow
22:55He'll dump her for sure
22:55That's too easy for her
22:58Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner
23:00Every media outlet in the country will be there
23:02I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone
23:05She'll crawl out of the White House in shame
23:09Mommy's going to a dinner tonight
23:10You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out
23:14Got it?
23:15Got it, mommy
23:16Bye-bye, mommy
23:23Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight
23:27Any hints?
23:29You'll know soon enough
23:40Who is she?
23:41I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
23:44Maybe some European princess?
23:45She's got that kind of vibe
23:46Whoever she is
23:48Tomorrow's front page is locked
24:03You look stunning tonight
24:04Shall we dance?
24:09Mr. President
24:10I don't know how
24:12Just follow my lead
24:19The President is
24:21Dancing with her?
24:22This is huge
24:32No, no, no
24:33Snap out of it, Leah
24:34He's the President
24:35Half the women in America would could kill to marry him
24:37What makes you think a small-town janitor even stands a chance?
24:41Get a grip
24:43Allow me to introduce my girlfriend
24:45Leah Cole
24:51He actually said it
24:54Mr. President
24:58What's Ms. Cole's background?
25:00How long have you two been together?
25:01How did you meet?
25:04Don't be afraid
25:08My girlfriend is an ordinary girl
25:09No noble background
25:10No complicated past
25:11She's clean
25:11She's simple
25:12I don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:14I'm counting on all of you
25:16Please
25:16Leave her alone
25:20Miss Cole
25:20Do you feel pressure being the President's girlfriend?
25:24I...
25:25How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:28I've never dated anyone
25:30So that means
25:31The President is your first love
25:38Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President
25:40But there are two children at the door
25:41They say they're looking for their mother
25:43I wasn't sure how to handle it
25:45Because the person they're looking for
25:46I didn't dare stop them
25:49My babies
25:51My babies
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