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00:06A
00:12Niki!
00:13What?
00:14Everyone's dead.
00:16I know that.
00:17Well, why didn't they kill us?
00:19I don't care.
00:20We've got to go.
00:21It could mean something.
00:22We should call someone.
00:23Like who?
00:24The police?
00:25Uh-huh.
00:25Hi, this crazy thing happened at the hotel that we're at, and we're the only ones left
00:29alive by the way don't you dare ask a single follow-up question i had one reactive thought
00:34to witnessing a massacre i'm sorry we have to go we have to start moving watch where you're
00:40stepping there is blood everywhere i am i am
00:51you should go home okay mickey mickey i don't think those guys work at the hotel oh
00:57shit morgan
01:07i don't understand what's taking so long they should have called with the election results
01:11half an hour ago clearly it wasn't a landslide which frankly says more about the people of this
01:16town than it does our campaign you know susan gotnik stopped me in the grocery store to say
01:22that she voted for me i could tell that she was lying her mother was arrested for shoplifting when
01:27we were in high school woman is a sociopath natalie did you call me honey blender's a little loud i
01:37can't
01:37hear myself think copy copy what are you two so quiet about oh should we be talking about something while
01:45we wait i'm nervous for you well that's hardly a useful way to spend your time you go down to
01:51miami
01:52the both of you on a church retreat come back looking like fresh death
01:55what's the kind of email natalie honey i'm begging you if you love me you will make that smoothie any
02:03other time
02:03but now here you are oh thank you hon
02:11so i just want to tell you all how much these past couple of months have meant to me natalie
02:17you
02:18have steered me through this election with a poise and a maturity well beyond your years
02:25and watching the two of you uh find your way back to each other i just want to say no
02:33matter what
02:34happens today this family will always be my guiding light it's an unlisted number answer it linda morelli
02:48mm-hmm okay okay okay okay right i understand thank you
03:05what
03:18we lost didn't we we tied tied well what no now don't second guess yourself we did everything that
03:30we could okay okay so now what what do we do well according to the council it comes down to
03:37a game
03:38of chance no honey mom natalie oh my god what it's like being decided by drawing straws oh no oh
03:49my god
03:50this is insane three days checking the news nothing whole room full of people gets killed nobody's
03:56talking about it well it's clearly been covered up i'm well aware of that okay but i have a very
04:02bad feeling that they're coming for us we were forced into this you know two upstanding citizens
04:08going missing is probably not worth the hassle for them yeah you know if they wanted us dead
04:12they had their chance they let us go that is what i'm choosing to believe okay what's the alternative
04:18they kill us some other time that's an upper that's good that's good
04:27it's over we tied how is that possible susan gotnik that's how
04:48hi hi i hope i'm not interrupting your flow with god no i think he's thrilled that i'm leaving
04:55to be honest so that's official uh yeah it was a joint decision wow it's nice to see you yeah
05:07i think can i go first
05:11i owe you a thank you i don't know who those kids were but they managed to get most of
05:17the money back
05:18i'm sorry what kids those hacker kids in your sunday school who found tegan uh hackers for christ or
05:26whatever yeah i don't want to know how they did it but they restored my faith in gen alpha
05:35happy to help yeah you helped despite me blaming you what you shouldn't have had to do
05:44i would really like a fresh start everything out in the open no more hiding
05:55there's something that i want to tell you of course i'm here you can tell me anything
06:07let's go for a walk yeah okay okay yeah
06:13are we having a party free handle the whiskey if we wanted this much booze we should have gone to
06:18costco okay i didn't say anything when you put lucky charms and juice boxes in my car it's
06:22like i'm talking with a six-year-old okay my juice boxes are for after my workouts and you
06:25also eat lucky charms god you've been such like a grumpy old witch lately
06:32oh no don't worry i got it i got these
07:16oh
07:18Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
07:20I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
07:21You just fucking ran me over.
07:23Oh, my God. I know it was a mistake.
07:24Okay, do you need an ambulance?
07:25No, I'm fine. I'm stuck, okay?
07:27Just pull me out.
07:28Come on.
07:29Pull.
07:29I'll give it a little kick.
07:30Pull.
07:31Okay.
07:31Pull.
07:33Oh, my God, okay.
07:35There's, like, an undercarriage that's...
07:36A undercarriage is on you?
07:37Yeah, it's on my femur muzzle.
07:39Okay, I'm gonna ask someone for help.
07:41No, Morgan, fuck.
07:42What?
07:42This is, like, really fucking embarrassing.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46People are getting out of their fucking cars.
07:47Okay, hey.
07:48Tell him to go away.
07:49Guys, he's okay.
07:50Please go away.
07:51I'm so fucking mad at you right now.
07:53It's giving me a headache.
07:54Seriously?
07:54You're filming?
07:55He said it was hiding in plain sight.
07:58He left the key in the lock.
07:59I don't know.
07:59I don't run an illegal import-export business.
08:03And that led to a room full of people being murdered?
08:05No, that led to us getting involved.
08:07I think the...
08:08The murderers had more to do with the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cocaine that were being illegally
08:14imported in a cow's testicle.
08:16Okay, do you hear yourself right now?
08:17Yeah, of course I hear myself.
08:19Okay, what now then?
08:20Are people out there looking for you?
08:24I don't...
08:25No, I don't...
08:26I don't think so.
08:27You don't think so?
08:28Well, that feels like a pretty important thing to know or not know, considering I'm standing right beside you, Nick.
08:33I'm sleeping at your house.
08:34You told me to open up to you and tell you the truth. That's what I've done. This is the
08:38truth.
08:39Well, of course I wanted the truth. I just wasn't necessarily expecting to hear that my boyfriend was at the
08:43center of a mass murder.
08:44God, I did it for us!
08:45How does this have anything to do with us?
08:51How do you think you got your money back?
08:54The hackers for Christ.
08:58There are no hackers for Christ.
09:00Of course there aren't any hackers for Christ.
09:03I had to do a favor in exchange for a favor.
09:06Are you seriously putting the murder of 15 people on me?
09:10Are you seriously thinking that I'm putting the murder of 15 people on you?
09:13Do I look like I know what to think?
09:20Take it. I'll keep walking.
09:28I can't really talk right now.
09:29Did your flip phone ring?
09:30What? I don't know. I haven't looked at it since Miami.
09:34Because mine did.
09:39How?
09:40I don't know. I didn't pick up.
09:42Well, don't!
09:42Throw it in the fucking ocean. I don't care. Just get rid of it.
09:46What is that? Where are you?
09:48Urgent care.
09:49Why? Are you okay?
09:51Yeah, I'm okay. I ran over Max by accident.
09:57What even is that?
09:59Rock, paper, scissors?
10:01Yes.
10:01It's that stupid hand game Nikki and Morgan used to play to decide it didn't have to take out the
10:06trash.
10:07Well, you want to know who feels like trash right now?
10:09This grown woman who's reduced to playing a children's game with that local slime bucket.
10:14Well, you know, at least it's better than whatever Tom suggested.
10:19Chess isn't even a game of chance. It's fully strategic.
10:22And misogynistic. Name a woman who has time for chess. Natalie, this whole thing is just so humiliating.
10:29Ugh, I know. I'm pissed off too. But I think we owe it to ourselves to show people that, unlike
10:40Tom, this isn't just about power.
10:43No, it is about power, Natalie. It's always about power when you've never had any.
10:48When I was your age, I was working in the shop. Not because I wanted to, but because it was
10:54just what everybody did.
10:55I didn't have the luxury of going to grad school or trying bangs like you, hon.
11:01And then I fell in love with your father. And that was a wonderful thing until we wanted kids.
11:07And I found out that I couldn't have any on my own.
11:10So we adopted your brother and loved him so much.
11:13And then all of a sudden I was pregnant with Morgan. A miracle, everybody said.
11:18And then eight years later, you came along. Another little miracle.
11:22But the truth is, honey, you two weren't planned.
11:24You were gifts from God. So how could I not keep you?
11:28But you weren't planned. And I love you to death, honey, but you weren't planned.
11:32You were a mistake. And so even when my body eventually gave me everything I wanted, it wasn't on my
11:39terms.
11:40And your father and I were not in a good enough place. We got divorced.
11:43And even that wasn't what I wanted.
11:48So when I knew that the day would come when your Nona would be gone and there wasn't anybody else
11:55I needed to take care of,
11:56I just thought, well, why not reach for a little power before you kids have to wipe my ass in
12:04some hospital room?
12:14Well, then let's prep you to win that stupid game.
12:20.
12:22.
12:22.
12:23.
12:23.
12:24.
12:25.
12:27.
12:28.
12:28.
12:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:01Hello?
13:08If there's anybody here, I'm not going to scream.
13:11I'm not going to run.
13:12It's just not who I am.
13:14Okay, so let's just get it over with.
13:57I'm not going to run.
14:08I will go wherever you want.
14:10I'm just asking that you say it nicely.
14:11Nikki, Nikki, Nikki.
14:13What the fuck is going on?
14:14I don't know.
14:16You tell me I can't see.
14:18I also can't see.
14:19Are we going to die?
14:20Help, someone help.
14:22Fire.
14:24Fire.
14:25Why are you yelling fire?
14:26I read an article that said that people respond better to fire because help doesn't directly pertain to them.
14:32Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
14:37Nikki, now shut the fuck up.
14:40Yusuf?
14:41Oh, my God.
14:42Are you fucking kidding me?
14:45This is how I hear from you after you fucking disappear?
14:49I tried calling you, but you didn't answer, so this is your fucking fault, okay?
14:53Oh, my God.
14:54Okay, I knew it.
14:55I knew you two hooked up.
14:56That's fucking gross.
14:58That's gross.
14:59Okay.
14:59If you would have answered my call, I would have said thank you.
15:03Why?
15:04Why would you have said thank you?
15:05Well, I took my power back.
15:07Got a promotion.
15:08Who did you get a promotion from?
15:09Because Ivan's dead.
15:10What the fuck are you two talking about?
15:13Ivan had no power, okay?
15:15I went to his boss.
15:17Who's his fucking boss?
15:18The Italians.
15:20Until he tried to fuck them over, so I told them what the fuck was happening in Miami.
15:24Ivan was working for the mob?
15:26You almost had us fucking killed!
15:29How did I do that?
15:30How?
15:30Oh, my God.
15:31You being a little tattletale resulted in a literal massacre, okay?
15:37The Italians killed like 15 people.
15:39You're a fucking tattletale.
15:41Mm-hmm.
15:43I'm not a fucking tattletale.
15:45Yeah, you are.
15:46You're a little tattletale snitch, okay?
15:48And a murderer.
15:49I'm not a fucking snitch.
15:51Yes, you are.
15:51What are you talking about?
15:52They said just Ivan and Andre.
15:54Well, they fucking lied to you, okay?
15:56Because I watched a cartel member get a bullet in the eye.
15:59Do you know what that sounds like?
16:01They shot up the whole room, Yusef.
16:02Wake up!
16:07What the fuck?
16:10Both of them here?
16:14Yeah, they're here.
16:23Yusef, you're going to introduce us?
16:26Yeah, that's...
16:27Nikki and...
16:28Morgan.
16:29That's the intro.
16:31Not going to lie.
16:32Get some work.
16:37We have a question about Miami.
16:40We didn't, um...
16:41We didn't do anything wrong.
16:43You didn't do anything wrong?
16:45You'll broker a deal for 100 kilos of coke.
16:48We had eyes on that stupid Russian fuck's entire Miami circus from start to finish.
16:54Except for a five-minute period in the bathroom with the son of the leader of the Brazilian cartel.
17:03And you.
17:10What are they talking about?
17:11I don't know.
17:12It was nothing.
17:13He was having a personal crisis.
17:14What crisis required a private audience?
17:17I know it sounds suspicious, okay?
17:19But it has nothing to do with the cartel.
17:21I am a pastor, okay?
17:25He was coming to me for spiritual help.
17:36What am I supposed to do with this?
17:38Point it at this well-respected pastor.
17:40And if he doesn't answer our questions to our satisfaction, by the time we count from 10, shoot him.
17:46Wait, wait, no, okay.
17:47Can we just talk about this?
17:50What did you and Felipe speak about?
17:52It was his life.
17:52It was so personal.
17:53It had nothing to do with his family.
17:55Nine.
17:55Will he be taking over for his father?
17:57I don't know.
17:58We didn't talk about that.
18:00Seven.
18:00I would tell you if any of this had anything to do with you or his father or any of
18:05this.
18:05I swear to God I am a pastor swearing to God.
18:11Is he telling the truth?
18:12Are you telling the truth?
18:13Are you telling the truth?
18:14Five.
18:14Why would I not be telling the truth, Morgan?
18:17Four.
18:17What the fuck?
18:19Either put a bullet in my head or believe me, but I don't know what else to say.
18:23One.
18:28Fuck it, shoot him.
18:30Are you serious?
18:31Shoot him!
18:39Because I can't...
18:40No!
18:48Okay.
18:49I believe you.
18:51Although if it was up to us, we'd have loaded the fucking gun just for fun.
18:58I...
18:59I'm going on a cruise for six months with my boyfriend, okay?
19:02You won't have to worry about me.
19:04I don't think our boss would be too thrilled to know that there's some liability out there
19:08caught wheeling onto a cruise ship with a stranger for the next six months.
19:11You didn't mention any of this to your little boyfriend, Tarek.
19:15Tarek.
19:16Before you booked that cruise, did you?
19:22I hope you're telling the truth, because if you're not, we'll find you.
19:28We always do.
19:34You'll be hearing from us sooner than you'd like.
20:03Thank you for not cheating, my brother.
20:06Are you fucking kidding me?
20:09He literally kidnapped us, tied us up, held a gun to my head, and set up a room full of
20:15people...
20:15Okay!
20:16...to be slaughtered!
20:17Okay!
20:18I thought it was nice to you.
20:20I thought it was nice.
20:21Is this your relationship with men?
20:22Stop!
20:23Constantly letting them off the hook?
20:25They're all on the hook!
20:26This makes a lot of sense, Morgan.
20:28It makes a ton of sense.
20:29You're on the hook!
20:30I'm not on the hook!
20:31Shut your goddamn mouth!
20:35Untie me now!
20:36Dull.
20:54Nick, you put me in an impossible situation here.
21:01I know that.
21:02I know.
21:03I'm...
21:03I'm sorry.
21:05What do we do?
21:07I don't know.
21:09Nick, we're so fucking close.
21:11In a month and a half, there's a cruise that can take us out of here for six months.
21:15I can't go on that cruise.
21:18What are you talking about?
21:21I was abducted last night, and I cannot go on the cruise.
21:26What?
21:27I know the guy.
21:28It wasn't his fault.
21:29Okay, Nick, I'm sorry.
21:29I can't do this.
21:30I'm sorry.
21:31You shouldn't have to do this.
21:32There's nothing to do.
21:33There is nothing to do anymore.
21:38Are you okay?
21:44Yeah, I'm fine.
21:48I think you should still go on the cruise.
21:51I'm not going on the cruise without you.
21:52That's fucking cruel.
21:53It's not cruel.
21:54You were planning on going with or without me.
21:55I think you should still go.
21:59You think I should go on the cruise?
22:02Or you're telling me to go on the cruise?
22:08I am telling you that I think you should go on the cruise.
22:18Nicky, what have you done?
22:23I mean, the fucked up thing is, I don't know exactly what I've done.
22:27I'd argue I haven't done much.
22:30Well, you've lied, Nick.
22:33And the scary part is, it seems to come so easy to you.
22:43Yeah, I'm sorry.
22:46Yeah, me too.
22:56I'm sorry.
23:06Rock, paper, scissors.
23:08Win.
23:09Rock, paper, scissors.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Rock, paper, scissors.
23:13Win.
23:14Morgan, you've thrown rock five times in a row.
23:16You're not even trying.
23:17Rock, paper, scissors.
23:19You know what?
23:21This is ridiculous.
23:22I don't want to do this with that man.
23:23This is all about tricking people.
23:25I have no interest in that.
23:27Well, that's kind of the point of the game.
23:29It always helps to consider your opponent's perspective, Mrs. Marley.
23:35Thank you for that, Kevin.
23:36Kevin?
23:37Yes, honey, bear.
23:38I got it.
23:38Yeah, over there.
23:39Back away.
23:39You know, the great thing about flowers is they work if you win and they work if you lose.
23:46Oh, bless you.
23:47Thank you so much for being on me.
23:49How are you holding up?
23:50I'm okay.
23:52I'm okay.
23:53Morgan?
23:54Hello.
23:56You just have to wait.
23:58Oh, look.
24:00Is Tom ready?
24:01Actually, no, he's not.
24:02I just got off the phone of Mr. Donaldson, who informed me that he has decided to concede.
24:08With Tom's concession, the Electoral Board hereby declares Linda Morelli, our new mayor.
24:13Oh, my God.
24:24Congratulations!
24:25Linda!
24:26See, the best person always wins.
24:29Oh, my God.
24:29How about a drink?
24:30Or six?
24:32Or six?
24:33Oh, no!
24:34Oh, no!
24:36Oh, no!
24:37Oh, no!
24:38Oh, no!
24:39Oh, no!
24:39Oh, no!
24:40Oh, no!
24:41Oh, no!
24:41Oh, no!
24:43Oh, no!
24:45Oh, no!
24:47Oh, no!
24:48Oh, no!
24:48Oh, no!
24:57Congratulations, Linda.
24:58Oh, thank you.
24:58I didn't expect to see you here.
25:00Wouldn't miss it.
25:05Everything okay?
25:07Yeah.
25:07I'm just happy for you.
25:08Oh, that's really kind of you, honey.
25:10You know, Natalie might appreciate a hug like that as well.
25:13Mm.
25:14Okay.
25:15Wow.
25:15Maybe close like that.
25:17I can't tell.
25:17Well, let's just get it.
25:19I can't tell you.
25:19Okay.
25:20Oh.
25:21Oh, what's that?
25:22Oh.
25:25The doctor said you didn't have to wear that all day.
25:28Yeah, Morgan.
25:29I'm trying to get back in the gym, and the doctors don't have whiplash.
25:32So...
25:33Jesus.
25:34Next church retreat should be an AA meeting.
25:36Oh, my one and only child.
25:40Is that really necessary?
25:42Yes.
25:42Okay.
25:43How are you feeling?
25:44Better.
25:46It really hurts like when I move my neck.
25:48Oh.
25:49Look at the two of you.
25:51If you can get through running over your partner, you can get through almost anything.
25:56Am I right?
25:57Cheers to that.
25:58You know, when Max was a baby, his father forgot him in his carrier on the roof of the
26:03car, drove halfway down the block before he realized it.
26:06Oh, my God.
26:07We miss your daddy every day.
26:09Don't we, baby?
26:11Yeah, we do.
26:12Hey, can I grab you for a minute?
26:14I have a little something upstairs I need your help with.
26:16Of course.
26:18Oh, sorry.
26:19Yeah.
26:31Wow.
26:34I can't believe I've never been in here before.
26:37Neither can I.
26:42I'm so proud of your mother.
26:45Ah, all that hard work.
26:47And I am very happy that we're going to be in-laws.
26:52Yeah, I'm so happy.
26:56Look, I know that you're not in love with my son anymore.
27:02The problem is, he's very much in love with you.
27:05And I just wanted you to know that if you had any thoughts about leaving him, that won't
27:12be happening.
27:17Excuse me?
27:18I am telling you that you will be marrying my son.
27:44Oh, you know?
27:48I forgot to ask you.
27:50How was your church trip?
27:52I heard it didn't go as planned.
27:55You know, Max would be devastated if anything should happen to you.
27:59One might go so far as to say that, well, your engagement to my son is the only reason
28:06you made it back home at all.
28:15What the fuck are you doing here?
28:16Blow your fucking voice.
28:18I don't know what the fuck you want from us, but now is not the time, okay?
28:21Please, leave my family out of this.
28:23You were invited, you fucking idiot.
28:32Open it.
28:42I heard you had to jump through hoops to get that thing back to me, and I thought,
28:48what a perfect engagement gift.
28:51Am I right?
28:54Yeah.
28:58Welcome to the family.
29:05I'll take that.
29:13Salute.
29:14Salute.
29:17Salute.
29:17Oh, right there.
29:23Too tired?
29:25Yeah, a little bit.
29:26Oh.
29:27You'll get used to it.
29:30There.
29:32I thought you worked in real estate.
29:34I do.
29:36Among other things, obviously.
29:39Hmm.
29:41Oh.
29:42Look at that.
29:44Oh.
29:45Keep it safe.
29:46Don't want it ending up in another grave.
29:49And if you run over my son again,
29:52then I will fucking kill you myself.
29:57Shall we?
30:01Big smiles, everyone.
30:12I need to go talk to you.
30:13The Italians are here.
30:15Um, that makes a lot of sense, because Annette is their boss.
30:19What are you talking about?
30:21You know, Andre worked for the Italians.
30:23The Italians work for Annette.
30:25It was for her.
30:27It has all been for her.
30:33Everybody!
30:36Our mayor, Linda Morelli!
30:41It's amazing where life can take you.
30:44Now, I know that only half of the people in the town voted for me.
30:49But trust me when I say that I will work to make this whole town proud.
30:55Um, I want to thank my daughter, Natalie, who's been by my side throughout everything.
31:03And Nikki and Morgan for doing all that you do.
31:07And a very special thank you to Annette Zofreya for making tonight's event possible.
31:15Annette, you are a lifesaver.
31:18She is my good luck charm.
31:20And I cannot wait for our families to come together officially very soon.
31:36I think we're in hell, and I think this is hell.
31:44Um, I need, uh, two triple vodka sodas.
31:48What do you want?
31:49I don't want anything.
31:50Morgan, what are we gonna do?
31:51I forgot to vote.
31:53Too much on my plate?
31:55Forgot to vote?
31:55My mommy almost lost because of me.
31:59Okay.
32:00Well, she didn't, okay?
32:01So everything's fine.
32:01Just go party with Kev.
32:03Kev.
32:05Morgan.
32:06Natalie, can we have five minutes?
32:08Stop it!
32:09Stop!
32:09You guys are always interrupting me.
32:11Stop it!
32:11I am talking to my sister.
32:14Morgan, do not fucking do it.
32:18Do what?
32:19Marry Max.
32:21Morgan, don't.
32:23Oh, my God.
32:23Kevin is so fucking boring.
32:25He makes me want to die.
32:27Natalie, I think you've had a lot to drink.
32:28Okay.
32:29Die, die, die.
32:30Like, I go home every night, and he is just there.
32:34Like, sitting at his computer with his erectile dysfunction and his familial enmeshment issues.
32:40Jesus Christ, Natalie.
32:43I know.
32:43I know.
32:43But there comes a point, Morgan, when being in a situation that you do not like starts
32:48to hurt.
32:49If I were you, I would get the fuck out while you still can.
32:55Excuse me.
33:01Not to be overly sentimental, but I do think this is a moment that needs to be celebrated.
33:07Son?
33:10Gio?
33:11Photo?
33:11Everyone, let's gather on the stairs.
33:15Linda?
33:17You.
33:18Here.
33:18Come on, Craig.
33:22I never care as much.
33:23Oh, look at me now.
33:25We need to hold that.
33:26All right.
33:29To family.
33:30To family.
33:36Three, two, one.
33:39Oh, look at me now.
33:41Oh, look at me, really, really, come on.
33:45I'm a new man, better than Casanova at his best.
33:53Da-da-da-da-da-dee-da-da-da-dum.
33:56I forgot.
33:57I'm so proud of busting my vest.
33:59I'm a lover.
34:01So I'm the guy who bought a big jewel.
34:05Yes, I'm the guy who finally fell in love and such.
34:09I never cared much, but look at me now.
34:15Oh, look at me now.
34:40I forget.
34:42I'm gonna until.��nononono
35:09You
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