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00:08You
00:20Are you Diana?
00:23Are you the one Ivan sent?
00:31Oh, it's all there.
00:41Says who?
00:41You?
00:42I don't know you.
00:44It says Ivan.
00:45Who says I trust Ivan?
00:48I don't trust my own fucking granddaughter.
00:52She's a liar.
00:53Okay.
01:06In the future, never hand over the money till you see what you're buying.
01:10It's a dead giveaway you knew at this.
01:22It's all there sweetheart.
01:24Why?
01:25You got somewhere to be?
01:28Maybe.
01:30Now click your heels together three times and get the fuck out of my hair.
01:35I like your attitude though.
01:51Hey.
01:52Hi.
01:53Um.
01:55I'm so sorry.
01:56I'm not here for that.
01:57I am.
01:58So can you show me some respect?
02:00Yeah, of course.
02:00Of course.
02:01I just don't have any cash on me.
02:02So I just didn't want to engage without the cash.
02:05Unless you take Zelle.
02:07I'm just waiting on my sister who's dropping off an application.
02:11Wow.
02:11Unbelievable.
02:12Time check.
02:12Yep.
02:14Um.
02:16Six minutes.
02:16Okay.
02:17I told you you didn't have to wait for ten.
02:19That's four under.
02:19What a skill Morgan.
02:21Congratulations.
02:21Can we leave?
02:22It smells like bleach in here.
02:23Okay.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Okay.
02:31You know, for a second there I was actually thinking about doing it.
02:34You do understand that you can't just sit at the bottom of the pool begging people for money, right?
02:39You have to like, work at it?
02:41I don't know.
02:42I'm getting good at this.
02:44Running errands for a strange Russian man?
02:46Yeah.
02:46Okay, Morgan, kind of.
02:47I'm getting good.
02:48It's 6am, so I'm gonna just get back to bed.
02:51You're gonna go?
02:52Okay.
02:52Okay.
02:53I'm up though.
02:54Did you wanna...
02:54Huh?
02:55Do you wanna get food?
02:56No.
03:32Where were you?
03:35Hmm?
03:37Where were you?
03:41I had a parishioner in the hospital with double pneumonia.
03:48Who was it?
03:54Jessica.
03:56Jessica's uncle.
03:57Do you...
03:58I don't know.
03:58You might not have met him.
04:03Go back to bed.
04:09I've really been enjoying staying over here the past few nights.
04:23You're worried she's been judging us.
04:28I like to think she's pretty progressive.
04:31That's the most fun she's had in years.
04:36Why is it that religion has such a problem with two people who are in love with each other?
04:52Because God is perfect, but the people who interpret him are not.
05:03So you're really just gonna leave me hanging all of that?
05:05I'm sorry, did you say something to me?
05:09You said I love you.
05:21I love you too.
05:25Now can you promise me you will honor this moment by having a good day without twisting it into some
05:31kind of problem.
05:34It's so much hotter when you're happy.
05:38Things are good.
05:39You're good.
05:41Gnarly rash.
05:42Gone.
05:43Why did you bring the rash into this?
05:44We were having such a nice moment.
05:47Oh, come here.
05:49Oh!
05:50Oh, you...
06:09You're done.
06:09You're one of the best.
06:11Oh, I'm not.
06:14I don't know.
06:15I don't know.
06:16I don't know.
06:19Oh, I don't know.
06:21I'm just kidding.
06:22Oh, you're dead.
06:23Oh, that was the thing.
06:26Oh, that was the right thing.
06:38I think you're all right.
06:38I don't know.
06:38keep these they're her high school yearbook nicholas do you want to keep them because i have
06:43to check out in half an hour this is like a hotel for people circling the drain okay this is
06:48what
06:48she wanted she wasn't attached to anything she was a very unromantic practical woman okay i mean
06:55she wanted the necklace what necklace the necklace she was buried in she wanted that oh she didn't
07:03care about that that was more for me i wanted her to have something nice donate
07:13holy shit uh
07:19i don't know an old box of tennis ticket stubs oh she would want dina to have those let's set
07:26those aside for dina caputo sorry you don't want anything but you want dina caputo to have an old
07:30box of tennis it was just something that they did together i have long suspected that your
07:36grandmother was a lesbian excuse me and that she and dina would have been together if things had
07:41been different dina's had that haircut her entire life i saw them holding hands once what i think
07:47that's why she was so difficult to deal with dad died so young she never remarried and i think it
07:53was because she was in love with dina caputo trash avoiding intimacy for such a long time can really
08:01harden a person hun to the point where you fear any semblance of softness the truth is everybody deserves
08:10love and a good sex life yeah i mean you know i know it's been a while since dad but
08:20you you are
08:21more than welcome to date there's nothing stopping you i was talking about you me you think i'm a hard
08:27woman no i don't you you think i'm a hard person i think that you have made some very selfless
08:38decisions
08:38in your life but if i'm being honest sometimes i get scared that your closest relationship
08:45is with god and don't take this the wrong way honey but god isn't touching your body for pleasure all
08:51right ma honey i know that it's a sacred relationship but you know what i'm talking about
09:00oh i mean yeah i do but i have a lot of relationships that i'm grateful for in my life
09:09okay i'm i'm choosing happiness you know so you you don't need to worry about me okay well that's good
09:18i just felt like i had to say that out loud and you did so and i do have sex
09:23nicholas all right i don't
09:24i do but i'm glad that i come across as some spinster who tucks herself into bed every night
09:30and says a prayer that's not i think you're reading into i am not my mother well all right
09:36hi mrs morelli uh i just wanted to check in and see if you had any idea about your etd
09:42i do not i will
09:43come get you when we're finished and i would have killed for this level of attentiveness when my mother
09:47was actually in this room okay jesus christ what what nothing looking i'm not looking at what are
10:00you thinking i'm not thinking no i know turn it off i have my first debate this afternoon i have
10:06been
10:07under a tremendous amount of stress so that's a very different situation yeah soft trash
10:16she's just mean for no reason and some of the times i think it's kind of hot in like a
10:23pain is
10:24pleasure kind of way but some of the times you know i just like wish that it was easier well
10:29how
10:30am i supposed to tell the difference is that a real question or a reaction i don't know both i
10:36mean he's
10:36calling me me and i feel the need to defend myself defend yourself would you describe the current state
10:41of your relationship as uh combative no yeah i would describe it as me having opinions and max
10:50throwing tantrums when you use words like tantrum can you see how that can be perceived as an attack
10:55on max thank you yeah you like push me for no reason stop saying that it's not for no reason
11:01i'm pushing you because maybe deep down right i am waiting for you to push back and you never do
11:08and
11:09it is so unattractive like i want you to get mad i'm an only child morgan i didn't grow up
11:13in some
11:13emotional war zone like you did okay this is all that i know so if that's unattractive to you fine
11:19trust me you can be very unattractive to me sometimes too okay see this is what i'm talking
11:26about what are you talking about you sticking up for yourself oh oh you want me to talk to you
11:30like this
11:40all the time okay this is good but i think we have to bottle this feeling between you two in
11:48a way
11:48that's uh well it's not this look relationships are supposed to be a safe place and morgan perhaps if
11:56you're looking to be challenged finding outlets outside the relationship might allow for more
12:03patience and warmth with max which it's a different kind of excitement i just want you to look at me
12:11the way that you used to look at me i want that too okay when she ended things after high
12:18school
12:18and moved to new york i thought wow what a fucking bitch right but also like there goes the most
12:24interesting person i've ever met you're saying it like it's like i did something special new york
12:35is like a 30-minute train ride from here okay but people don't just do that morgan they don't just
12:39like oh leave home to go pursue their dreams yeah then i like didn't book any jobs and i ran
12:46out of
12:46money so who cares who cares you have all these worldly experiences i want to experience something
12:53worldly with you that isn't just my mom taking us to cabo you should go to burning man i'm not
13:00gonna go to
13:00burning man but i get what you're saying you know like i understand i'm so sorry i'm just gonna set
13:06up
13:06one second i just have to take me but i'll be i'm really sorry i think you both want the
13:12same thing
13:16what is up with you what do you mean i i don't know something is off
13:23you haven't complained once you're borderline pleasant i'm having a nice day okay and realize
13:28that there's no point in making our situation any worse than it already is we don't actually know if
13:34these people are criminals i mean you know i i don't know they could just be overextended
13:39and needing a few extra hands we are driving to pick up a stranger from prison are you okay i'm
13:47leaning
13:47into joy today morgan i'm trying to have a nice happy meaningful life today don't you just find it
13:55demeaning though that they send us on these little gopher errands it's like we're not capable of more than
14:00that want them thinking we're capable of more than that morgan why would we want that i don't know
14:04just feel like it's like if you're gonna send me to the strip club put me on the pole you
14:07know
14:08i've never had that thought and what even is a medium security prison like what do you even have
14:11to do to be mediumly secured i don't i don't care it's organized ma'am pop the trunk
14:26do you have anything on your trunk no
14:33ma'am are you aware that you have six cases of four loco in the trunk of your car
14:40what fucking max no i i i wasn't aware of that i can't let you win with drinks in your
14:46trunk
14:46come on i'm gonna have to walk then i'll go i'll go as much as i'd love to send you
14:51into a prison
14:53reverend dardana was supposed to be picking up an incarcerated parishioner he's been counseling
14:57okay so say a prayer
15:03glad to go around
15:21hello
15:23are you are you andre who the fuck are you oh i'm um i'm pastor dardano i'm here to take
15:31you to your new apartment um and offer whatever rehabilitative services you would like for your
15:37re-entry um do you have everything you need or what is the one oh right um i haven't thought
15:45it
15:45would be better if i came to pick you up just optically speaking why are you whispering i don't
15:50know i'm not quite sure why i'm whispering actually where is the car oh okay so we couldn't park in
15:56here
15:56so it's just a quick 10 to 15 this way if you want to come with that okay
16:07you must be relieved to be out of prison i don't want to talk
16:14linda oh hi hi annette hi you look fabulous oh thank you
16:21all right everyone settle down please settle down first of all i would like to thank the
16:27both of you for being here today well thank you for having us both all right well let me begin
16:33with
16:34an easy question to get things rolling what distinguishes each of you from the other candidate
16:40linda we'll start with you yes i thank you for the question jane i know this town like the back
16:47of my
16:47hand i was born here um my family has owned morelli's hardware for over 70 years i raised my kids
16:56here
16:56and i have watched this town grow which is why i have a strong desire to preserve the glenview that
17:03i
17:03know and love and to restore a sense of safety and security that has long been associated with it just
17:11last week my son was assaulted on the street for being gay that is not the town that i know
17:17that is
17:18not the town that i love now more than ever we need a leader who has seen this town at
17:24its very best
17:27tom same question well first off i just want to say that i find it heartbreaking that linda morelli
17:32doesn't seem to like this town very much i happen to love this town always have always will that's not
17:40what i said sorry linda it is tom's time to answer the question you will get a rebuttal well let
17:45me
17:46let me just say i am in agreement hate crimes have no place in this town well well duh but
17:53do we really
17:53want someone's mom dictating policy based on what happens to her kids i mean if her daughter gets a flat
17:59tire will we suddenly have to uh repave every road sorry tom but uh is that your answer to what
18:07distinguishes you as a uh candidate because um it's easy to critique somebody else's answer when you
18:15haven't answered one wow see i didn't know you were running for the job of moderator watch out jay uh
18:23okay well as the owner of 38 jimmy johns my employee count is 10 times the size of the city
18:30and likely 20 times the size of whoever linda's got on staff at her little shop i know how to
18:36manage
18:36people and i know how to manage places my opponent who seems very nice feels better suited to run our
18:43neighborhood watch programs than lead our entire municipal government better be careful there
18:48because you're starting to sound a little bit misogynistic uh-oh there it is i've awoken the beast
18:55we get it linda you're tough starting to understand how you managed to scare off the chief of police
19:00excuse me
19:23we're gonna be smoking in the car put the window down
19:33what is going on in here
19:38so um what were you in for it's better you don't know okay okay that's actually the scariest
19:44answer you could have possibly given me thank you oh god yeah we have him we're driving to the
19:51apartment no you're nuts what do you mean no we're not what do you mean what what do you mean
19:57no we're
19:57not we're we're in the car with him the apartment won't be ready until tomorrow because someone asked
20:03to have it fucking repainted don't put this on me okay well how long does it take to paint an
20:09apartment
20:10she says two coats there is no point in only doing one i've slept in wars she won't let me
20:15in the walls
20:16are where the room stinks who the fuck asked for paint i'm not in i don't i don't know hi
20:21mom morgan
20:22what are you doing on nicholas's phone put me on speaker oh i don't please i don't think that actually
20:26works right now no morgan this is a crisis i need to talk to both of you what is she
20:31saying okay the
20:32debate was a disaster we're having an emergency family dinner at the house hello who the fuck is
20:38that who else is in the car nobody else is in the car there's in the car where are you
20:43ma tonight
20:43doesn't really work for me because i promised max we were going to have a romantic night in
20:47okay well nikki be here in 30 minutes who is this woman i hear someone's voice who the
20:52fucking talking right now nobody's talking it's i'm mom i'm with a parishioner okay i don't think
20:57i'm going to be home so i i don't think i can make dinner no nicholas this is non-negotiable
21:02i got ricked over the coals by a sandwich king at the debate i need some help here if you
21:09need
21:09to bring your friend to dinner bring your friend to dinner he's not my friend but be here by seven
21:14you know how i hate using the warming drawer lady is that your friend telling him i'm making chicken
21:19catchatory i don't know what the fuck is going on but someone take me to fucking off a speakerphone
21:24right now he can't be an animal it was humiliating what made him say that were you yelling at him
21:31was
21:31i yelling at him no i was defending myself and on top of that he added absolutely nothing of value
21:39except that his grandfather apparently invented the french dip but the most disturbing part of it was
21:45people seem to side with him this is the most delicious chicken i've ever had every night i've
21:53dreamed of a meal like this i think he's crying well thank you very much it was my mother's recipe
22:01she was an excellent cook and a notoriously difficult woman which apparently is not a recessive gene in this
22:07family mom nobody thinks that okay you are being way too hard on yourself nikki brought it up this
22:14morning i never said you were turning into your mother can you make my life easier for just one
22:18fucking day he's scared excuse me this donaldson a strong man would not be intimidated by a strong
22:27woman now you know his weakness weakness always exposes itself
22:38interesting okay i'd like to know more nikki grab another bottle of wine okay oh um yeah um
22:49so more chicken okay
22:54you know you never actually said how you know my son he picked me up from prison
23:01uh-huh that's fabulous um which one
23:14good day yeah actually i door dashed from that chicken spot we went to on our first date back in
23:21high school didn't ask you just did it wait i thought they shut down because of a health code
23:27violation yeah new management buck yes yeah and i lit some candles one of them turns into body oil
23:36i remember which um is it weird to eat chicken with your dick out it's just something you're gonna have
23:42to
23:42deal with
23:43i see you sprung for the best of it's very generous and two skinny marks
24:01rude bitches don't get chicken nuggets look again okay
24:20yeah i'll give you this one
24:21that was a shocking story clearly you were framed it was a setup this is the problem with the judicial
24:35system back in my country i was a surgeon oh i want to apologize to you on behalf of america
24:43i am
24:44truly sorry for what we have put you through i had a cab driver just a week ago who was
24:51a dermatologist in
24:52mumbai and thanks to that wonderful man i now have a checkup on the mall on my neck okay um
24:59i should go
25:01yeah yeah kevin's aura ring says he hasn't moved in 10 hours uh oh so um i guess we will
25:11just discuss
25:12post-debate strategy tomorrow then strategy in the morning andre had some great ideas i appreciate you
25:18fabulous that's great okay drink some water i never noticed how much your skin glows
25:28jergens
25:31do me a favor do not leave mom alone with a criminal i got him an airbnb she's having a
25:38nice time i think
25:39it's sweet i will take him home when they start slurring okay let love in natalie okay i don't know
25:45what the sobratical optimism is but i don't like it take care of her
25:57the sobratical optimism is
26:14It's available for a moment today, but I have to try and see if I can't wait.
26:16Where is he?
26:18No, he's not.
26:45Oh, my.
26:50What time is it?
26:51Mom is having sex with Andre.
26:53Who?
26:54The man we picked up from prison.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Okay, okay.
27:00Put the phone up to the wall.
27:01I'm not, you're sick.
27:03That is a sick, sick, I will not do that.
27:06God, whatever.
27:07How's it going?
27:07Is she having fun?
27:10From the sounds of it, he's a very generous lover, yeah.
27:13Well, yeah, that makes sense.
27:15He just got out of prison.
27:16She's probably getting railed up there.
27:21Why is Natalie calling me?
27:22What is she doing out?
27:23It's like 1230.
27:24Doesn't she go to bed at 8?
27:26Can I help you?
27:27Check fraud.
27:28Credit card fraud.
27:29Identity theft.
27:30Forgery.
27:31Importing an illegal flamethrower.
27:34Nikki, tell me that man is out of our house.
27:37Yeah, yeah, I dropped him off hours ago.
27:39So, yeah, he's gone.
27:41Oh, my God, thank God.
27:42Because honestly, Nikki, that is like the last thing Mom needs right now.
27:46I, I, I don't, we're done.
27:48Okay?
27:49It's done, Natalie.
27:50So, I'm, I'm, go back to bed.
27:52Tell Mom I miss her.
27:53Yeah.
27:54Bye.
27:56Hi.
27:57What did she want?
27:58Well, apparently Andre was in prison for importing an illegal flamethrower.
28:02A what?
28:03A flamethrower, Morgan.
28:04Importing an illegal flamethrower.
28:07Oh.
28:07Oh.
28:07Is he singing?
28:09That's singing.
28:13He's good.
28:13Oh, I'm good.
28:29Oh.
28:36Oh.
28:38Oh.
28:39That was fun.
28:40Oh.
28:40Oh.
28:41Yeah.
28:42Oh.
28:43S-I-S, I-U-D, stay in school, cause it's the best, I-U-D, S-I-S, stay
28:55in school, cause it's the best, I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best.
29:05S-I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best, I-U-D, S-I-S,
29:13stay in school, cause it's the best, I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best,
29:13I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best, I-U-D, S-I-S, stay
29:13in school, cause it's the best, I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best, I
29:13-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best, I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in
29:14school, cause it's the best, I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best, I-U
29:15-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best, I
29:26What?
29:28Fuck the pain away.
29:29Fuck the pain away.
29:31Fuck the pain away.
29:33Fuck the pain away.
29:35Fuck the pain away.
29:37Fuck the pain away.
29:39Fuck the pain away.
29:39Fuck the pain away.
29:40Fuck the pain away.
29:52Fuck the pain away.
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