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00:02To be continued...
00:37Elaine, you know when I said to be here at 8, I meant a.m., right?
00:40I had to go grocery shopping.
00:42You couldn't have done that after work?
00:43Ooh, watch the tone, because these are for you.
00:46Why did you buy me groceries?
00:47What did you do?
00:48I didn't buy them.
00:49I used your card.
00:50I'm not an idiot.
00:50Thank you for the Kit Kats, and the grapefruit, and the sushi.
00:55Listen, um, you cannot go out this weekend.
00:58But why?
00:58Am I grounded?
00:59Hey, Doc.
01:00I need your help with something real fast.
01:02You know how much I love and respect you.
01:04Does this look real?
01:05No, Mark.
01:05No.
01:05No.
01:06Get out.
01:07This however I like.
01:09Dr. Reese always helped me.
01:10Does he look like Dr. Reese?
01:12A little around the eyes, yeah?
01:13Hi, Sugar Plum.
01:14Hey, Mom.
01:16Here's your lab coat.
01:20Sorry about the odor.
01:21By the end, Dr. Reese did have a distinctive tang to him.
01:24Um, he's not gonna do any of this.
01:26What lunatic event is going on now?
01:28I'm the sacrificial schoolgirl.
01:30You saved me from the vampire.
01:33And we're done here.
01:34Okay.
01:35It's actually a tradition, Doc.
01:37As a fundraiser for the school, every year we celebrate the first and worst novel that
01:41Jeremy Gathered Cole ever wrote.
01:42The horror novelist?
01:43Well, I call him Jare Bear, but that's a story for another day.
01:47Stop.
01:48When he was 18, he scooped ice cream and poured wine.
01:50That's not all he scooped.
01:52And he said his first novel here, it's really bad.
01:55It's about a wedding between this vampire Lord Grimshaw and this hottie Eulalie.
02:00Hmm.
02:01Thank you so much for coming.
02:02No, but it's really a trap to lure in guests so that the mad scientist can kill everyone
02:07and drain their blood.
02:08Well, you're right about one thing.
02:09It does sound really bad.
02:11No, it's fun.
02:12We recreate the book in tableaus in the school barn.
02:16The main event's tomorrow night.
02:18I'm in charge of making all the blood.
02:20Excuse me?
02:21Whole weekend.
02:22Lots of blood.
02:23What's the title of this book?
02:25The Blood Factory.
02:28Oh.
02:30I see.
02:31Don't worry, Doc.
02:31I'm gonna change your mind.
02:32Mad scientist?
02:34Really good part.
02:35Needs a very special person.
02:38My breakfast?
02:39Oh, oui, oui, mon chéri.
02:43That's why the groceries.
02:45That is why you can't go out this weekend.
02:49Well, I guess I should thank you.
02:52You already did.
02:53Paper products are really expensive.
02:55You want me to buy you toilet paper too?
02:57Nah, I steal that from here.
02:59Doc's office.
03:02What?
03:03Okay.
03:05Uh, Liam hit his head at the school and they want you to come?
03:08At the school?
03:09Will there be-
03:09Not yet.
03:10It's early.
03:10You're okay.
03:12He'll be there.
03:20I don't know.
03:24Board game's over there, Beth.
03:27Operation.
03:27My favorite.
03:28Uh, let's put the pin the fangs on the vampire here.
03:31What the heck is going on in here?
03:34Oh, hi, Sarah.
03:35We're having a little blood factory party for the wee ones.
03:38Never too early to enjoy a port when tradition.
03:41I totally agree with you.
03:44So what did you want to talk to me about?
03:46Well, it's a little delicate, so I know you haven't renewed your lobstering permit.
03:52Yeah, I will. I will. I just need a little more time.
03:55I know, but a little birdie told me that the inspector is coming next week.
03:59Next week?
04:02Do you think he'd actually shut me down?
04:04You know Bill, he's a rule follower.
04:09Listen, Sarah, if you need me to spot you a little-
04:11No, no, no, no, no, no. Look at it myself.
04:14I mean, after this weekend, it's a big order, you know, so.
04:17Okay.
04:19Anyway, I'm going out right now, so I'll be fine.
04:23Okay, great.
04:24Thanks, Frank.
04:25Hey, Franklin. Where do you want me to put this?
04:27Spaghetti and eyeballs in the kitchen, DJ.
04:45Charming.
04:48Doctor coming through. Doctor coming through. Excuse me.
04:51Martin, Martin. Martin, over here.
04:57What's your name?
04:58Liam? Like, I wouldn't know my own name.
05:00So no personality change?
05:04Okay. He's not concussed. Just a bump.
05:07He'll be fine. Just keep icing it.
05:12You see in the blood factory, there is a scene where all the guests are trapped in a room,
05:16and they're all drinking poison.
05:19And then they, uh, they all start to...
05:22Louisa? Louisa?
05:24Louisa?
05:25No, don't you.
05:30Louisa.
05:54Oh.
05:55I'm just gonna...
05:57I'm just gonna...
06:05What's your name?
06:07Louisa Gabbin.
06:08Where are you?
06:09That's Cole.
06:10And who am I?
06:13Martin.
06:16Have you been eating breakfast?
06:18Have you been staying hydrated?
06:20No, there's just, there's too much to do.
06:22Easy.
06:23Are you guys going to make out?
06:25Liam.
06:26Sorry, it just looks like you're going to make out.
06:29How long have you had that cough?
06:31A few days.
06:32And have you fainted recently?
06:34Uh, Monday and Wednesday.
06:37Twice this week, and this is the third time you need a full exam now.
06:40No, I don't have time.
06:42This is not up for debate.
06:43Can you stand?
06:44I'll help slowly.
06:45I really can't leave.
06:46It's the blood factory weekend.
06:47I think you guys should make out.
06:49Liam.
06:50Actually, get me out of here.
06:51Gladly.
06:52Yeah.
06:54Oh, God.
06:55Oh.
06:55Make room, children.
06:57Don't you guys have fainting practice to get back to?
07:01Well, they were so going to make out, right?
07:03Oh, yeah.
07:03Oh, for sure.
07:07This is so silly.
07:08I am a fainter.
07:09I come from a family of fainters.
07:11My grandma would be at the supermarket looking over her coupons and then just, hmm.
07:15And forget about it when I'm under stress.
07:17You fainted twice and didn't tell me?
07:20Luisa, we're roomies.
07:21I was just saying it's not a big deal.
07:23Not a big deal?
07:25Luisa, fainting could be a sign of a catastrophe of health problems.
07:28Aortic dissection, a heart valve disease.
07:31You could have had a minor stroke or a brain tumor.
07:33What if this happened while you were driving?
07:34Okay, that's a little extra.
07:35Yeah, get off the stage, drama queen.
07:38Oh.
07:40Oh.
07:44I'm going to need you to unbutton it up.
07:47Yeah, so I can test for arrhythmia palpitations.
07:50Right.
07:51Right.
07:53Sure.
07:56What is that rash?
07:58Oh, it's just dry skin.
08:00I get it when the weather changes.
08:02I need to moisturize.
08:03Or with the coughing and fatigue, it could be RSV or coxedoidal mycosis.
08:06Here we go again.
08:08Elaine, we're going to need a urine sample.
08:09And I'm going to see the rest of that rash, so you're going to have to undress.
08:12I have to take off my clothes?
08:15I mean, Elaine will get a gown and she'll stay in the room during the thing.
08:21Big Sam.
08:24On second thought, who has the time?
08:28Lost it to you.
08:28Got to go.
08:29Got to go.
08:31Louisa, this will just take a second.
08:36So, kiddo, how's it going?
08:40How's what going?
08:42You know, it.
08:46What?
08:47Fine.
08:48Elaine.
08:50Dad.
08:51I mean, I'm just thinking.
08:53It's Blood Factory.
08:55It's a big weekend.
08:57You could ask her to go with you.
08:59Actually, I might be in it this year.
09:02Louisa asked if I would play half the doom couple, so.
09:05Oh, yeah?
09:06Yeah.
09:06So, who do you think should play the other half?
09:15Come on, kiddo.
09:16You've got to get in the game.
09:18Come on.
09:19Come on.
09:21Come on.
09:21Come on.
09:21I'm sorry, but we're fully committed.
09:23I can put you on a waiting list.
09:24Sorry I'm late.
09:26Had a good haul this morning.
09:27Yay.
09:28Sarah, do you really think you should be working so hard?
09:30I mean, you were just in the hospital last week.
09:32For heaven's sake, I knew it.
09:34I have one little minor incident, and everybody treats me like I'm an invalid.
09:37Well, you can just spare your breath with all the tourists coming in and needing all this
09:43lobster for the Banquet of the Brains.
09:45This is the best weekend of the year for me.
09:48Oh, the phone's been ringing off the hook.
09:50We're going to sell out for tomorrow night.
09:52The Blood Factory is, too.
09:53I mean, I've never seen it like this before.
09:55We're going to raise so much money this year.
09:56Sounds like we're going to need some more lobster.
09:59We are, but I'm wondering where the calls are coming from.
10:01I guess word just spread how fun it is.
10:04Gee, how much orange juice can one person drink?
10:07I know.
10:08I just can't get enough of it either.
10:14Salty Breeze.
10:16I have no idea.
10:18I have no idea.
10:20I have no idea.
10:24Greg?
10:26Why did that man just ask me when Jeremy Gathercole will be at the Salty Breeze tomorrow night?
10:31I have no idea.
10:32Yeah.
10:34It's possible I may have mentioned to the Bar Harbor Gazette that Jeremy Gathercole might be dining here tomorrow night
10:41before going to the Blood Factory.
10:43But is it true?
10:44Depends on what you mean by true.
10:46So you lied.
10:47Depends on what you mean by lied.
10:49Not telling the truth.
10:51Yes, I lied.
10:51Greg!
10:52I just want to put Port Wen on the map.
10:54And make an extra buck.
10:55Nothing wrong with that.
10:56I mean, it is good for the school.
10:58See?
10:58It's good for all of us.
11:00Shady.
11:01What's going to happen when they realize he's not coming?
11:04You know how crazy those horror fans are.
11:06They're insane.
11:07They're lunatics.
11:11No!
11:12You are a genius.
11:13Tell me more about it, Amy.
11:14Oh my God, that's going to be perfect.
11:16Oh my God.
11:18Oh, I love you.
11:19I love you too, liar.
11:26Hi, it's Louisa.
11:27Leave a message.
11:28Louisa.
11:30Dr. Best.
11:32Calling.
11:33I can't imagine why you chose to run out like that.
11:37But we do need to ascertain the nature of the rash.
11:41Running down your...
11:46Frontal body area?
11:49Call to reschedule at your earliest convenience.
11:52That's it.
11:53Thank you for your time.
11:55And goodbye.
11:56Dr. Best.
12:06Elaine, we need to reschedule.
12:09Louisa.
12:10Elaine!
12:11Where the hell are you?
12:12So it's your basic vampire chain, but for extra pop,
12:15put the pack in your mouth and then just bite down.
12:17Elaine, who are you talking to?
12:18Thank you so much for joining Elaine-yax movie.
12:22I'm sorry.
12:23You weren't supposed to see this.
12:24I'm sorry.
12:25Sorry.
12:25We're filming a YouTube tutorial on horror makeup.
12:29Wait, guess what it's called?
12:31Blood work?
12:32Dora, you.
12:33Hey, Doc.
12:34You okay?
12:35Listen.
12:35Yeah.
12:35We got to talk about this mad scientist thing, okay?
12:38If you don't do it, I have to ask Gilbert.
12:40And to be honest, he has a tendency to overact.
12:45That cough is just like Louisa's.
12:47He's in the rash, too.
12:48In my office now.
12:49Go.
12:51Wait, Doc.
12:52Are you okay?
12:54Can I come out now?
12:56I left my fangs in my desk.
13:00You sure you don't want to be the mad scientist?
13:02It's such a good part.
13:04You get to fatally poison the whole town.
13:06Best not to give me any ideas.
13:08You're hilarious.
13:14So, I've got some news.
13:17What?
13:18Louisa wants us to play the doomed couple at the blood factory tomorrow.
13:22You mean the couple that Lord Grimshaw captures to make vampire babies?
13:26Yeah.
13:27The couple that spends all night tied up together in really bloody sexy outfits?
13:31Yeah, pretty sexy.
13:33The roles that Christopher and Andrea Schlitz can't play this year because they're too busy
13:37taking care of their twins that they conceived at last year's blood factory?
13:42Yeah.
13:43Those.
13:46Okay.
13:48Cool.
13:50Is he at the library?
13:51Yeah, I'll be there in a bit.
13:58Dork.
14:03Your elbow's free, Mark.
14:04Give it a try sometime.
14:05Yeah, but then I would have this, like, really disgusting elbow.
14:09You and Louisa have similar symptoms.
14:11Have you two been spending a lot of time together?
14:13Yes.
14:13Lots in the barn together.
14:15It's been really nice.
14:18Oh, really?
14:19In the barn?
14:20Doing what?
14:21Working on the blood factory.
14:22Oh.
14:23Right.
14:24And this weekend, we're going to play the groom and his bride, Lord Grimshaw.
14:27A lady Eulalie.
14:28He's, like, super in love with her while she is not in love with him.
14:32Yeah.
14:32That doesn't sound like a bad idea at all.
14:34Nah, we've been doing it for eight years.
14:36You've got to respect the tradition, you know?
14:37Hmm.
14:39Cough, rash, fatigue.
14:42Do you have any idea how old the HVAC is in the barn?
14:45Really old.
14:46I mean, like when the heat kicks on,
14:49makes the whole place smell like burnt popcorn.
14:51Nobody can agree on if that's a good or a bad thing.
14:53Could be Mutant Legionella.
14:54Oh, Doc, come on.
14:55I've been dying to see that movie.
14:57Don't we beat them with the robots?
15:00I need you to spit into this.
15:09It's not an exorcism, Mark.
15:11It's just spit.
15:16It's yellowish.
15:17You could have some kind of lung infection.
15:19I'll send it in for testing.
15:21Elaine, I need to head back to the school.
15:23Why?
15:24I need to check on the HVAC and Louisa.
15:26What?
15:27I mean, everyone.
15:28We need to check on everyone.
15:31Two people are showing signs of possible Legionella
15:33or another airborne illness.
15:34This is seeming a little excessive, like even for you.
15:37It's just a precaution.
15:38I mean, everyone in town is going to be there tomorrow night, right?
15:40Yeah, and even though it's the day before,
15:42things can get pretty bloody.
15:44Fake blood.
15:45I'll survive.
15:45I know the difference.
15:46Come on, hurry up.
15:47Let's go.
15:47Grab your things.
15:49Hey, Doc.
15:52Doesn't really seem like you know the difference.
15:55Oh, damn it.
15:57Here.
15:58Wear this.
16:00It's Dr. Reese's.
16:02In case you have to...
16:05Hurry up.
16:09Girl, you got me good.
16:11Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
16:18Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
16:20Oh, not now.
16:21No.
16:22No, no.
16:23Not now.
16:24Not now.
16:26Oh.
16:28Then everyone...
16:30What the...
16:31Oh, there's Al.
16:33Have mercy on my soul.
16:37Don't let it end like this.
16:39No, it's so dark.
16:42It's so cold.
16:44Oh, hey.
16:45Hi, guys.
16:47What the hell?
16:48That's The Blood Factory by Jeremy Gatherkohl.
16:50I thought you said that was tomorrow night at the school.
16:52It is.
16:52They read the book the day beforehand to get everyone in the mood.
16:55And that's his book?
16:56Yeah.
16:56Well, it's terrible writing.
16:57Well, Gatherkohl wrote it when he was in college.
16:59His later stuff, much more nuanced.
17:02Alec reads books.
17:03It's cool.
17:04Can you also test for mold in an old HVAC?
17:07Yeah.
17:08Good.
17:08Let's go.
17:12Oh.
17:16Hey, it could be bad in there.
17:19Please get Louise out here.
17:20Al.
17:21Yeah.
17:21I need you to go inside and check for any signs of mold and standing water in the HVAC.
17:25Okay.
17:25Got it.
17:26Yeah.
17:30Can I help you, World's Brightest MD?
17:40Yes.
17:41Um, spit.
17:43What?
17:43You and Mark are both exhibiting symptoms of an airborne illness.
17:46I'm just ruling things out.
17:47And you had to come all the way here now to do this?
17:50If you had let me examine you when you were in my office, I wouldn't have to be here,
17:53would I?
17:54Fine.
18:00It's not yellow.
18:01See?
18:02I'm fine.
18:04Sorry.
18:06So itchy.
18:07Right?
18:07Wait, wait, wait.
18:08Let me see that.
18:09Oh my God.
18:09You're being creepy again.
18:10Three more rashes.
18:12And coughs.
18:13There is water pooling there, Doc.
18:15Okay.
18:16Everyone needs a spit in cups now.
18:18It's good.
18:20It's not just for ketchup, Liam.
18:22It's for samples, too.
18:24Okay, rude.
18:28Hey, Carla.
18:29I need some ice.
18:31Oh, that old bad back acting up again.
18:34Who you calling old?
18:36Jeez.
18:38Well, that's quite a view.
18:41Look what crawled out of the bait bucket.
18:44Eddie McCroy is a living breed.
18:46Is he bothering you, Sarah?
18:47No, no.
18:48I can handle him, but thanks.
18:56So, you got my message.
18:58Sure did.
19:00No, you couldn't stop thinking about me.
19:01Pump your brakes.
19:03I got a big weekend.
19:04I need some help with a catch.
19:06Well, hell.
19:07Glad you realized you need me.
19:09Need's a strong word.
19:11It's a business deal.
19:11I'll give you 10%.
19:1260.
19:1320?
19:14Nothing.
19:15And you let me take you to dinner?
19:16I wouldn't be caught dead down here with a pecker.
19:20It's woodpecker, and you know it.
19:2620%.
19:26That's my final offer.
19:27Take it, or I'll find somebody else.
19:29Fine.
19:30It's a deal.
19:32Hmm.
19:34Go woodpeckers!
19:36Ha-ha!
19:39Oh.
19:41Give me that ice.
19:46That's great.
19:48Sorry.
19:50I'm getting time and a half for this.
19:52But half of these sputum samples are yellowish.
19:57Okay, that's it.
19:57I'm shutting down the blood factory
19:59until we can determine it's not Legionella.
20:01Sorry, you heard me.
20:02I have no other choice.
20:03I'm sorry.
20:03I'm sorry.
20:04I'm sorry.
20:04Absolutely not.
20:05Not this time.
20:06Excuse me?
20:06You're going against the doctor's orders?
20:08We listened to you about the baked bean supper
20:10and the salty breeze, but not this.
20:11I will not let you shut down
20:13our biggest fundraiser of the year
20:14over some hunch.
20:15A hunch?
20:16Have you taken a look at this leprosy colony here?
20:18That's offensive to the leprosy community.
20:19Luisa, you fainted three times.
20:21That's very worrisome.
20:22To who?
20:23Not me.
20:23Look at his face.
20:24I'm not worried.
20:25To me as your doctor.
20:26Well, you're not.
20:27You're not my doctor anymore.
20:29How about that?
20:30You're fired.
20:32What?
20:33That's incredibly irresponsible.
20:36No, it's not.
20:36I will see someone in Bar Harbor.
20:38You're not my doctor anymore
20:39and we are not shutting down the blood factory
20:42until the tests come back.
20:44That is medically reckless,
20:46irresponsible,
20:48just childish.
20:49Yeah, they should definitely make out.
20:50I'm getting an enemies to lovers thing for sure.
21:00What?
21:02Peter, what do you think you're doing?
21:05We're not even open yet.
21:06I know, but I need medicine.
21:08Oh.
21:09But it's private,
21:10so I came before anyone was here.
21:13I see.
21:13I see.
21:16So what seems to be the problem?
21:17I hate the blood factory weekend.
21:19Everyone loves it so much,
21:21but I think it's stupid and not funny.
21:23I agree 100%.
21:25You do?
21:26Yes.
21:27Do you wet your bed too?
21:28Excuse me?
21:29Maybe not.
21:30Never mind.
21:31I have to go.
21:32Hey, Peter.
21:33Come on.
21:33Please sit.
21:35Come on.
21:37Have a seat.
21:39Tell me what happened.
21:40I went to bed hearing all these stupid teenagers screaming outside.
21:45And when I woke up, my bed was wet.
21:50Can you give me something so that won't happen tonight?
21:53Peter, it's normal to be scared.
21:56I don't like some scary stuff.
21:59So what do you do?
22:00Well, to be honest, I try to avoid it,
22:03but I don't think that's the best idea either.
22:05That's what I try to do.
22:07But those teenagers are so loud.
22:09They really are.
22:10What would we kid do?
22:11It was just an idea.
22:13But we could use it as an opportunity to be brave.
22:16Brave?
22:17Sure.
22:18Admitting we're scared and then facing it.
22:22So you're not going to give me the medicine?
22:24Not a chance at home.
22:25And you call yourself a doctor.
22:30Everyone's a critic.
22:35Be there in a sec.
22:37I'm just putting the finishing touches on my...
22:39Oh, it's you.
22:41We're closed.
22:42No, you're not.
22:43Yes, we are.
22:44The sign says...
22:45Closed.
22:46No, it doesn't.
22:47Come on, Sally.
22:50Fine.
22:51How can I help you?
22:53May I have some vitamin C, please?
22:55That'll be $9.99.
22:57I just feel like I need some,
22:59like I'm craving it.
23:01Yeah, well, you do look pretty bad.
23:03Like the guilt is destroying you from the inside out.
23:07Maybe we could drop this now.
23:09I mean, I just love to not go through this
23:11every time I want supplements.
23:14Louisa,
23:15if you ever get lucky enough
23:17to experience the miracle of creating life,
23:20I think you'll understand
23:21that there's no such thing as dropping a grudge
23:23against someone who harms your baby.
23:26Oh, come on.
23:27He's a grown man.
23:28Is he?
23:29Mark and I are in,
23:30we're in a good place right now.
23:31Are you?
23:32Mark is very forgiving
23:34and kind
23:36and dependable
23:38and smarter than his grades in school reflected.
23:40Yeah, Mark is all of those things.
23:42I mean, he's, he's the best.
23:44Exactly.
23:44Do you actually think
23:46you're going to find someone better for you out there?
23:47No, I mean, yes.
23:49I mean, I don't, I don't know.
23:51Never mind.
23:52I guess I'll, I guess I'll go to Bar Harbor
23:54for my sunscreen from now on.
23:57And I was going to save this for couples counseling,
23:58but you know what, Sally?
24:00Your relationship with Mark is overbearing
24:02and, and a little weird.
24:16You know she fired you, right?
24:18Her symptoms are concerning, patient or not.
24:22Painting three times a week is not normal.
24:24Yeah, you're not acting so normal either.
24:27Did the sputum test come back?
24:29You have to admit that is a creepy word.
24:30Yes, it did.
24:31It's not Legionnaire's disease.
24:33Wait, so what's wrong with everyone?
24:34I ask myself that every day,
24:36but in this case, I have no idea.
24:43I don't know exactly
24:44when Mr. Gather Coal will arrive,
24:46especially since he's not coming,
24:48but you're welcome to park your van here.
24:50My partner and I are well-versed with the media.
24:52We're both from New York.
24:54Text when you're closed.
24:56Ciao, ciao.
24:58He might come.
24:59I left messages for his manager, agent, and publicist.
25:02Did they call back?
25:03Not yet.
25:04Craig.
25:05What?
25:06It's called manifesting.
25:07It's called lying,
25:09and you and I both know Jeremy Gather Coal is not coming.
25:11Now I need you to be the good, upstanding, righteous man
25:14I know you are, and tell everyone the truth.
25:16Talk to the hand.
25:18You are so unwell.
25:20Hey, Sal.
25:21Hi, y'all.
25:22Do you have the red sauce for my costume?
25:25Yes, right here.
25:26How's it fitting?
25:28Like it was poured over me.
25:30Should I call him?
25:31Who?
25:32Jer Bear.
25:34Gather Coal.
25:35You know Jeremy Gather Coal.
25:38Who do you think scooped ice cream next to him
25:40for three months?
25:42Three months?
25:43Like, 40 years ago?
25:44Let's just say it got very hot in that deep freeze.
25:50He'll answer my calls.
25:53Toodles.
25:54It's tonight.
25:56She's not going to save you, honey.
25:58That woman lives on her own little biscuit.
26:06Hey.
26:07Ready to practice Lord Grimshaw and lady you lately?
26:10Oh yeah, sure.
26:11Hey, you look great.
26:13Really?
26:13I am feeling a little nauseous.
26:15Wait, your rash has gotten a lot worse.
26:17Really?
26:17Because I am itching like a madman.
26:20You really should get that checked out.
26:23You remember the first time we did this?
26:24When the coffin got stuck?
26:26That was the very first time that we ever...
26:31Never mind.
26:32Hey, I'm glad that we decided to do this.
26:34Put aside our history for the sake of Lord Grimshaw.
26:38Lady you lately.
26:39Kind of an institution if you think.
26:42Whoa, so you went ahead and put on a...
26:45Oh, well yeah.
26:45I just wanted to make sure it doesn't fall off when we do it.
26:48No, yeah, sure.
26:49Absolutely.
26:49I was just, I wasn't expecting it.
26:51But it's cool.
26:52I'm totally having absolutely no problem with it whatsoever.
26:56What's wrong with you?
26:56Why are you crying?
26:58I don't know.
26:59I'm just feeling so emotional.
27:00Of course you're feeling emotional.
27:01Because like a month and a half ago we were about to be bride and...
27:07Because...
27:09I know.
27:10This is so weird.
27:15I know.
27:16I'm sorry.
27:16I didn't mean to say nothing.
27:20I didn't...
27:21Oh my God.
27:21Oh my God.
27:23What is...
27:24I'm just happy.
27:27What is...
27:27What is...
27:28What is happen...
27:29Happening to me?
27:30Oh God.
27:31Oh God.
27:32Oh God.
27:33What is happening to you?
27:35I'm going to call Dr. Best, okay?
27:36Please call the other back.
27:42Hi.
27:44I think something really bad is happening to Mark.
27:47Louisa, are you okay?
27:48No, I'm fine.
27:50It's Mark.
27:52That looks like a severe allergic reaction.
27:55That's what I thought.
27:57Louisa, what?
27:58Mark, have you been around anything unusual lately?
28:01Nope.
28:01Aren't you in charge of mixing the blood?
28:04Yeah.
28:05What's in it?
28:06Red dye, corn syrup, and cocoa powder.
28:09That's my figure to glooping it.
28:10Which dye do you use?
28:12Number 40.
28:13It was on sale.
28:13Yes, because it's been recalled.
28:16People were getting allergic reactions to it.
28:18That's what people's symptoms are.
28:19So it's not Legionnaires?
28:21Elaine!
28:23Call an ambulance.
28:24Tell him to pick Mark up at the school.
28:25He's having allergic reaction to red dye number 40.
28:27Got it.
28:28Okay, Mark.
28:28I need you to go outside and wait for the ambulance
28:30and make sure someone waits with you.
28:32No, okay, Doc, but actually I'm a little more worried about the leaders.
28:34He's acting super weird.
28:36He looks like an etch-a-sketch.
28:37Okay, tell me what you mean, but like a grown-up.
28:40Like super gray.
28:42No, no, no, I'm fine.
28:44Everything's fine.
28:46Okay, I am a little nauseous.
28:49Mark, go.
28:50Okay.
28:51Louisa, have you been anywhere near the red dye 40?
28:53Nope, so everything's fine.
28:55Louisa, look, I know I'm not your doctor,
28:58but have you missed any periods?
29:01Thank you for your help.
29:02I'll see you.
29:02Nope, I won't because you're not my doctor anymore,
29:04but thanks for your help.
29:06Louisa!
29:36I'll see you.
29:55Oh, my God, what happened to you?
29:58Nothing.
29:59I don't know what you're talking about.
30:00I'm fine.
30:01You're walking around like a...
30:03Perfectly healthy woman.
30:05With a lot of lobsters to sell.
30:07Got it.
30:08So, like last time this happened,
30:11we still had to take you square dance.
30:12Yeah, it wasn't fun for any of us.
30:15Okay, I gotta go.
30:18I'll test you the price.
30:20Pay me tonight.
30:21Ooh.
30:24There you go.
30:26You really are a scaredy cat.
30:28No.
30:29I just wasn't expecting you.
30:31What are you doing?
30:32What do you think I'm doing?
30:33You're not going to the blood factory, are you?
30:35No, that's for high schoolers.
30:37I'm going to the one for kids at Legion Hall.
30:39Good for you.
30:40I'm being brave, like you said.
30:43You actually listened to what I said?
30:44Yeah.
30:45Sometimes you just have to force yourself
30:47to do things you don't want to do.
30:49It's not as hard as I thought.
30:52Get out of my house.
31:03Louise is pregnant?
31:05Shouldn't have seen that.
31:06Well, does she know?
31:07I guess it would be Mark's.
31:09It's only been, like, a month and a half, so...
31:14That's a curveball.
31:15It's just symptoms, okay?
31:17We really shouldn't be talking about this.
31:19Well, what's the fun in that?
31:21And what is wrong with you?
31:23I threw my back out.
31:24I need a cortisone shot.
31:27So how do you feel about it?
31:30I feel great.
31:31I'm going to enjoy being a pain in your ass for once.
31:33I mean about Louisa being pregnant.
31:35What do you mean, how do I feel about that?
31:37I don't feel anything about that.
31:38Why would I feel something about that?
31:39Because you've been mooning over
31:40ever since the first day you got here.
31:43Oh, what?
31:43Excuse me?
31:44Mooning?
31:45Did you say moon?
31:46No, I have not.
31:47I have not.
31:48Okay.
31:49But in case you're interested,
31:50I think you might actually have a shot.
31:54What?
31:58Really?
31:59I've never seen her smile at anybody else like that.
32:02Of course, if she's pregnant,
32:03then that just kind of puts everything in the blender,
32:06doesn't it?
32:07But it might explain her cravings.
32:09What cravings?
32:10Orange juice.
32:11Orange juice?
32:12Yeah.
32:12She says she can't drink enough of it.
32:14Vitamin C cravings?
32:16Gray skin, fatigue, nausea, the emotions.
32:19No, she may not be pregnant.
32:21She could have hemochromatosis.
32:24I wish you could see the relief in your face right now.
32:27And now you don't have to pull her out of the blood factory.
32:30What do you mean?
32:31Well, she has to eat lobster all night.
32:33Pregnant ladies can't do that, can they?
32:35Or is that oysters?
32:36I can't remember.
32:37Anyway, so she's okay.
32:39No, no, no.
32:39Wait, wait, wait.
32:41Lobsters, oysters?
32:42If that's not handled right,
32:43she could get an infection that could kill her.
32:44I have to tell her right now.
32:49That's just the kids getting in the spirit of the blood factory.
32:54You can still catch her.
32:55It hasn't started yet.
32:58What are you waiting for?
33:00Life?
33:00Debt?
33:01Louisa?
33:17There's your cut.
33:19Count it.
33:22Well, it's like I said before, I don't need this.
33:26Just dinner.
33:27Save your breath.
33:28That wasn't a no.
33:31See you around.
33:35Eddie McCroy.
33:38Yes.
33:40Hi, I'm Greg Garrison, former analyst at Credit Suisse, Prudential, and JPMorgan Chase.
33:47That's not on.
33:48Where's Jeremy Gatherkohl?
33:49Here or the salty wind?
33:51Breeze.
33:52The salty breeze.
33:54The salty breeze.
33:55Located at 10 Main Street, voted Best Lobster Roll in Northeast Main.
34:00We also dabble in real estate.
34:02If anyone's looking for a little weekend getaway.
34:04Still not on.
34:05Where's Gatherkohl?
34:06Yes.
34:07Where's Gatherkohl, Greg?
34:08His plane was a bit late.
34:10He better get here soon.
34:11We only have an hour.
34:12He is coming, though, right?
34:13We drove all night from Cleveland.
34:15Oh.
34:15I'm sure he'll be here any minute.
34:19Hi.
34:19Hi.
34:20Can you do me a favor and please go in and get Louisa?
34:22You crazy?
34:23I've been waiting years to play the mad scientist.
34:26Welcome to the Blood Factory.
34:29Enter, if you dare, where you will experience blood matrimony and horror.
34:40Gilbert, please.
34:41She could be very ill.
34:43What?
34:44She could die.
34:45She will die!
34:47She's the doomed bride!
34:49Oh, God.
34:51It's like living in a town of five-year-olds.
34:53Really.
34:55Hey!
34:56No cutseats!
34:58Okay, I'm here.
35:01Reporting for Blood Factory duty.
35:03I wish Mark had given me a little more notice, but, uh...
35:05Okay, just stand there.
35:06When they enter, you'll say the thing about me being your bride forever.
35:09We'll eat some banquet of brains, then you'll pretend to bite my neck, and we'll reset for the next group.
35:13Oh, is this fresh lobster for free?
35:17Oh.
35:17Mmm, wow.
35:19Back on the Blood Factory.
35:21Nope.
35:22We need that for the show.
35:24Oh.
35:28Louisa, where's Louisa?
35:30Miss Gavin, where is she?
35:33Oh, my God, that's stupid.
35:35Louisa!
35:36They're draining my blood!
35:39Come on, that's not even realistic.
35:42That is somewhat realistic.
35:45Louisa!
35:46Hey, okay.
35:48Is that okay?
35:49Yeah.
35:51Didn't know that you were so strong.
35:54Yeah, I carry a lot of toilets.
35:56Oh.
35:58Um, Al?
36:00Yeah?
36:01Listen, nothing has changed.
36:03You know, I still need to get out of Port Wynn.
36:06Yeah.
36:06I know.
36:07You know, I just mean, like, nobody can tie me down.
36:10Or, uh...
36:11Okay.
36:13I mean, I have big dreams.
36:16You know, I have lots of plans.
36:17Yeah.
36:19Uh...
36:19You told me.
36:21And I get it.
36:21Yeah.
36:22It's like, just so that you know...
36:24I know.
36:24...that has not changed.
36:26And it never will.
36:28Yeah, I...
36:29I think I get it.
36:30I think I'm a little confused on what we're...
36:31Yeah.
36:44I think I'm a little confused on what we're...
36:52forever
36:53eat of the banquet of brains
36:56you laylee
36:57and be thou mine
36:59forever
37:02wow louisa
37:03this is the best performance yet
37:04but i miss sheriff mark
37:06thug sucks
37:07i can hear you
37:08sorry mark was just more into it
37:11i'm into it
37:12you know what doug
37:12it's okay let's just reset
37:19not impressed isabel
37:20and it looks like you're having an allergic reaction to the fake blood
37:24oh my gosh i am
37:25they're draining my blood
37:26not this again
37:27just get out of my way
37:30louisa
37:34elaine
37:35doc what are you doing in here
37:38louisa she's sick
37:39where is she
37:39she's in the vampire bedroom
37:42but to get there you have to go through the blood lab
37:44yeah
37:45right
37:48doc
37:48oh
37:49just
37:50corn syrup
37:51red dye
37:52they'll go all powder
37:54for gloopiness
37:55louisa
37:58eat of the banquet of brains
38:00you laylee
38:01and be thou mine
38:03forever
38:04oh god
38:05something's really wrong with me
38:06i have to go
38:06you cannot go
38:07you are mine
38:08forever
38:10someone help me
38:12anyone
38:13help me
38:14help the sacrificial schoolgirl
38:16i need to find louisa
38:17it's important
38:19you must eat more banquet of brains you laylee
38:22hey
38:23stop it
38:23stop it
38:24get away from her
38:26martin martin what are you doing here
38:27i had to come save you from the shellfish
38:28how much have you eaten
38:29what
38:30how much have you eaten
38:31uh two bowls
38:32two bowls
38:33no i have to get you out of here
38:35come
38:36louisa
38:37louisa
38:39cast these slimy hands off my immortal
38:43dude
38:44oh
38:50you okay
38:50oh
38:58i don't know
38:59just didn't feel believable
39:02doc doc
39:04you were so awesome
39:05like indiana jones when he jumps in the snake pit even though he's afraid of snakes
39:09martin
39:09how are you
39:10answer me
39:11answer me
39:12wait
39:14louisa
39:16she's right over here
39:18she's right here
39:19doc
39:19martin
39:20doc
39:20martin
39:21louisa
39:21martin
39:23what what happened
39:24why
39:24why did you come
39:25i wanted to
39:26tell you
39:27what
39:31i think you have hemochromatosis
39:34what
39:34it's a blood disorder
39:36and that's what caused the fainting fatigue rash coughing
39:39gray skin
39:40even the craving for vitamin c
39:42i was worried that the shellfish might kill you
39:44and and you came all the way down here to tell me that
39:50and louisa
39:51yeah
39:52i want to
39:55be your doctor
39:59okay
40:00all right
40:02yes martin
40:03yes
40:04you can be my doctor
40:06louisa gavin
40:07she has hemochromatosis
40:08she needs doxy and sept
40:10i'll call ahead to the er
40:11i'm her pcp
40:12i take care of her
40:13yeah
40:14i'm her doc
40:14that's my doctor
40:17i'm her doctor
40:18bye doctor
40:19bye doctor
40:20take care of her
40:26what
40:28yep
40:30you two are in love
40:33will you take care of these three nitwits
40:35they need cortisone cream
40:38all of them
40:40hey you
40:41is gathercole coming or not
40:43his plan was late
40:45not sure of his timing
40:46and i did say
40:47that
40:48what did you say
40:49greg
40:51fine
40:53i'm sorry
40:54it's time i told you the truth
40:57oh my gosh
40:58jeremy
40:59you're here
41:01oh holy crap
41:03it's jeremy gathercole
41:09mr gathercole
41:10mr gathercole
41:12he texts me
41:12he texts me
41:16hello sally
41:20i've been waiting for your call
41:22for 40 years
41:24sign my book
41:25sign mine
41:26it's my dad's
41:29don't look at me like that jaybren
41:31i feel like a piece of meat
41:33miss
41:33i have too much iron in my blood
41:50what does that mean exactly
41:52it's a mutation in the hfe gene
41:54but it can lead to an excessive accumulation in your organs
41:58which is dangerous
42:00you're gonna need to come here for bloodlettings every week to lower your iron levels
42:03bloodlettings
42:04that sounds medieval
42:05well at least i don't use leeches
42:09just takes 30 minutes
42:10that's all
42:11so i sit here once a week
42:13and you take my blood
42:15exactly
42:16how's 4 30 on monday
42:18fine
42:19all right
42:19sounds like a date
42:23well i have to get to school
42:24i have something to do as well
42:34next patient
42:34a man
42:35a man
42:36a man
42:36a man
42:39a man
42:58a man
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