00:02I promise to make you proud, to make you laugh,
00:05probably make you cry.
00:08You had a kid with a guy after two months.
00:10It sounds like you're judging me.
00:12This blog called me a homewrecker.
00:14Is that true?
00:15Go yourself.
00:16To Yvonne and Nick.
00:17Yvonne and Nick.
00:18Nick, are you married to Yvonne or not?
00:21Yes.
00:21That's not what you said at boys' night.
00:25Bomb show moves in summer houses, Kyle and Amanda,
00:28have broken up.
00:30So what happened?
00:31Are you ready for this?
00:33This season on In The City.
00:35Upside out.
00:37Did that guy just burp on me?
00:39Summer should be fun, even in the fall.
00:42Hey, cutie.
00:43Hey, Mandy.
00:45We're all trying to figure out how to be real-life adults, finally.
00:49Wanna borrow some pants?
00:50My children eat dog treats.
00:52I don't even know what kind of condoms they can ask your chat TV.
00:55What do people wear these days?
00:56But we're basically tripping everywhere we go.
00:59I could faint over Botox in my ass.
01:01In your butt?
01:02It's called buttock.
01:04I wanna put a baby in you.
01:06I get sore, too.
01:07Once you guys are done, he lifts you up.
01:09Like a prosciutto.
01:11I can't believe my stuff's gonna be here this week.
01:13She moved across the country before the ring.
01:16I'm getting I Hate Men vibes.
01:17I got you a little something.
01:19You know what that's called?
01:21Manipulation.
01:21You can only get pregnant for 12 hours.
01:25I thought about our conversations around having a baby.
01:29Something that I wanted my entire life.
01:32A family that was taken away from me.
01:34I'm choosing partners that continue to abandon me.
01:38And it's made me feel like I should be ashamed.
01:41I've never been happier in my entire life.
01:43Meanwhile, he has a whole ass wife still.
01:46Lindsay gets the internet sleuth on my man.
01:48Jesus Christ!
01:49I'm also so mad that you wore a white dress at my wedding.
01:53It's pink, you bitch.
01:54Everyone bows down to Lindsay and I'm sick of watching it.
01:57You're supposed to be my best friend and treat me like .
02:00Stop running your mouth.
02:02I'm gonna leave right now because you're talking to a wall.
02:04I'm not a wall.
02:04You've moved your whole life here for him.
02:07I will move it right back out.
02:09Have you been lying to me for years?
02:11You're the Bernie made off of hospitality.
02:14Who was in our apartment last night while I'm asleep?
02:18You know how many times you cheated on me?
02:20I think it's wrong.
02:21Lay off me, dude.
02:22I am in tears watching my friends demolish their relationships.
02:27You don't have a prenup, but if you come for me, I'll come for you.
02:31That would be a losing battle.
02:32Are you threatening me?
02:34I have a baby, a baby daddy, an ex-fiance.
02:37I absolutely need therapy.
02:39Everyone needs therapy.
02:40Especially in New York.
02:41We're all .
02:41In the City.
02:43New series May 19th on Bravo and streaming on Peacock.
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