00:00Like back home in Toronto, Nova Scotia, I'm a 10 out of 10, baby.
00:05Seriously.
00:06Here, it's like, oh, that's the Save on Foods deli lady.
00:08Like, it's a bit of a...
00:10And you guys are hot.
00:12Like, you guys wear v-necks and stuff.
00:13If I wore a v-neck, it looks like I ate a piece of this shirt.
00:15Like, I don't know what the fuck.
00:17And all these jokes are just from a time in my life.
00:20I came here with a girl.
00:21She was a doctor.
00:23And I have a psychology degree, which is cool.
00:25I use my mother's money to learn I want to fuck my mom, which is cool.
00:29By the way, weed in British Columbia is not weed.
00:32It's meth.
00:33Like, when I smoke...
00:34When I smoke that shit, I get so motherfucking high,
00:36I feel like I could choke someone with my bare hands and feel nothing.
00:40Or watch the movie Joe Dirt in HD and feel everything.
00:44So I had drinks last night, so that's why I'm sweating.
00:47And there's a cum stain on my shirt, so don't look too closely.
00:50Sure enough, sure enough, sure enough piece of fucking...
00:59I'm Herr ochie.
00:59Yeah.
00:59Thank you very much.
01:00Thank you very much.
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