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00:14looking good junior hey you ready to take down bar harbor on saturday that's the plan oh yeah
00:21all right well let's see how the mosquito star player could do against the hall of famer come
00:27up okay hey bud hey you pitched a great game last week man i love cheering you on buddy keep
00:33it up
00:33all right i used to pitch for the skeets back in the day young gun you know i don't know
00:38if you've
00:38ever heard i was known far and wide for the milo hi-lo you think you can handle that pitch
00:43bring it
00:44on
01:10Come on!
01:14Oh, no.
01:24Good morning, guys.
01:26So, listen, I feel like I just, um,
01:30I have to get really real with you guys.
01:33Like, no gimmicks.
01:34No puns.
01:35Just, like, me and you talking.
01:38So, here's the thing.
01:41My mom has been dating this loser.
01:44I call him Dumb Dumb for, like, six months now.
01:49And last night at dinner,
01:50she tells me that he's moving in,
01:53like, past the potatoes, you have a new dad.
01:56So, I made the decision to move out,
02:00and I am not talking with her right now,
02:03which is why I appreciate this community
02:06now more than ever.
02:07What in God's name are you doing here?
02:09I have a new show.
02:12Coffee with Elaine.
02:14Unfiltered, no sugar.
02:15Great, I'm sure it'll be a big hit.
02:16No, I mean, why are you here, sleeping on my sofa?
02:19I moved out of my house.
02:21Yeah, well, move back in.
02:22I already have one unwanted house.
02:24Guess I don't need another.
02:28Do you guys remember when I was telling you
02:30about my amazing boss,
02:32who's almost like a father figure?
02:35Well, he died.
02:38So, now I'm stuck with this guy.
02:56Good morning.
02:58Good morning.
02:58Don't let the dog in.
03:00Good morning, Sarah.
03:02You should really name that dog.
03:04I'm not giving him a name,
03:05and I'm not giving him a home.
03:06What's going on here?
03:08Oh, I'm not...
03:08Clearly, I have a trespasser.
03:10Call the police.
03:12Why are you here?
03:13Oh, I cut my finger
03:15on a rusty old lobster trap,
03:16you want to see?
03:17Yeah, no, Elaine will take care of it.
03:19I should give you a tetanus shot, though.
03:20That Eddie McCroy.
03:22He's been getting into
03:23my lobstering territory
03:25again.
03:26So, I've had to start
03:28cutting off his boys.
03:30You're still feuding with him?
03:31When will this madness end?
03:33When he's dead.
03:34I'm going to knock him out,
03:36and then I'm going to
03:36stuff him in an old
03:37rusty lobster trap,
03:39and then I'm going to
03:40throw him overboard.
03:41I should give you
03:41a rabies shot, too.
03:42You're foaming at the mouth.
03:49What do you think?
03:50I mean, is it cute,
03:52or does it look like
03:54I'm trying too hard?
03:54I think it's adorable.
03:56Really?
03:56Yeah.
03:57I mean, maybe we look
03:58better belted.
03:59Louisa, I know
04:00we're the gays,
04:02but it's time
04:03you knew the truth.
04:04We don't know anything
04:05about fashion.
04:06Um, speak for yourself.
04:07Twenty years ago,
04:08when I was you-know-who's
04:09private chef,
04:10designers, stylists
04:11were coming in and out,
04:12and one night
04:13I was making dinner for...
04:15It's killing you, isn't it?
04:16Yes.
04:17Never sign an NDA.
04:18It's a prison
04:19you will never be free from.
04:20Don't you have any
04:21female friends
04:22you can talk fashion with?
04:23Well, I mean,
04:24there's Nicole.
04:26Um, she moved to Missoula.
04:28And then Corinne,
04:29but then she had the twins,
04:31so, and then I guess Mark
04:33just kind of became
04:34my-my whole world.
04:35Well, I don't know,
04:36Zip, about fashion,
04:37but I do know
04:38that women need
04:39female friends,
04:41if for no other reason
04:42so we can bitch
04:43about all the stupid,
04:44ignorant, immature,
04:45insensitive stuff
04:46that men do.
04:48Present company excluded.
04:50Oh, stop.
04:50But isn't it a little weird?
04:52I mean, how am I supposed
04:53to go about finding
04:54a best friend at my age?
04:56I don't know.
04:58Maybe at the victory party
04:59when we celebrate our win
05:01against Bar Harbor
05:02all night long.
05:05Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
05:06Bye, 12-year losing streak.
05:08Bye, Bar Harbor.
05:10Victory is within our ground.
05:13Yes!
05:13Go, the woodpeckers!
05:14Woodpeckers!
05:17Eddie McCroy,
05:19what are you doing here?
05:21Why don't you in your hat
05:22go back to Bar Harbor
05:24where you belong?
05:25I can set my traps
05:27anywhere I want.
05:28How about you shut your trap
05:30and get the hell out of here?
05:31Okay, okay,
05:32let's all calm down
05:33and maybe save this enthusiasm
05:34or the baseball diamond.
05:36Fine.
05:37Fine.
05:38Go, mosquitoes,
05:39and get this pecker out of here.
05:41It's woodpecker,
05:42and you know that.
05:47This is bad.
05:48I'll handle the diagnosis.
05:50Thank you, Elaine.
05:51I messed up, Doc.
05:52Junior's the Skeeter star player,
05:54strongest arm, biggest bat,
05:56but I should have known
05:57that the Milo Hilo
05:58could still defeat the best.
06:00This is the first time
06:01in over a decade
06:01we even had a shot
06:02at beating Bar Harbor.
06:03Yeah, if it's all right
06:04with the Greek chorus,
06:05I'd like to talk to the patient.
06:06What did he call this?
06:07It just means shut up.
06:08Okay.
06:09It's not serious, is it?
06:10I don't know.
06:11It could be a muscle strain,
06:13a pinched nerve,
06:14or the sign
06:14of a more serious problem.
06:16Junior, is there someone
06:17Elaine should call?
06:18I already called my dad.
06:19Oh, I'm a dead man.
06:21What happened?
06:22What's going on with my son?
06:24This is your son?
06:25Yeah.
06:26He's Glendon Jr.
06:27What happened?
06:28I was putting in extra time
06:29at batting practice,
06:30like we talked about,
06:31and then Mark came.
06:32It wasn't my fault.
06:33It was the damn Milo high-low.
06:35I hurt my back,
06:36but I'm fine.
06:37That should be good by the game.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:39You better be.
06:41You know, I was the star pitcher
06:42for the Skeets back in my day.
06:44Do you know how proud it makes me
06:45that Junior here is our best chance
06:47of beating Bar Harbor in 12 years?
06:49This kid is already famous around here.
06:51You hear that?
06:52Come on, champ.
06:54Let's get you into an ice bath.
06:55Just so you know,
06:57champ may have a herniated disc
06:58or something else
07:00that could lead to further injury.
07:01We should really just...
07:03What happened?
07:04Oh, my arm.
07:06What?
07:07What did you do to my son?
07:09Ow.
07:12Ow.
07:35Looks like he broke his forearm.
07:38It looks like you broke his forearm.
07:40Unbelievable.
07:41Well, you've ruined everything.
07:42The game coming up,
07:43college scholarships.
07:44No, it just doesn't make any sense
07:46his arm broke that easily.
07:47I need to do some x-rays
07:48to further assess...
07:48Oh, you've done enough.
07:50I'm taking my son
07:51to Bar Harbor Hospital.
07:53Then you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
07:55What?
07:57Woo!
07:59Ha-ha!
08:00I'm loving that now
08:02this is all your fault.
08:04It's not my fault.
08:05Get out.
08:06Woo!
08:08It's just like a huge...
08:10like a huge weight
08:12off my shoulders.
08:15Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
08:17Hey, I'm sorry about
08:19the fight with your mom,
08:20but I like your new show.
08:25I'm trying to be real
08:26because everything else
08:27I was doing online
08:28was just to get, like,
08:29likes and views,
08:30but being real...
08:33it's, like, huge right now.
08:35I think it's a great idea,
08:36and people will fall in love with you
08:38just for being you.
08:57Um, Jeannie?
08:59Hmm?
09:01What do you think about this?
09:02I mean, is it cute
09:04or is it trying too hard?
09:06It's super cute,
09:07but it needs a belt.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:09I was wondering that.
09:10Yeah, otherwise,
09:11it's kind of giving off.
09:13I woke up at a boy's house
09:14and I put on a shirt
09:15because I drank too much
09:16and I slept in my dress vibes.
09:18That's not what I was going for.
09:21Yeah, I didn't think so,
09:21but with a belt.
09:23Oh, your belt.
09:24Yeah.
09:25Yeah, okay.
09:27It's fun.
09:28Wow.
09:29Oh, you like?
09:30I'm going to just tuck that.
09:32Oh, yes.
09:34Okay, yeah, no,
09:35give me a pose.
09:36Louisa, yeah, yeah.
09:38Vogue.
09:40I love that.
09:42Mm-hmm.
09:42Oh, my God, I love it.
09:45Anytime.
09:46Oh.
09:48It's so nice to
09:50talk to another woman.
09:51I know, all that time with Mark,
09:53I just forgot how important
09:54female friendships are.
09:55Eh, they're not that great.
09:56Totally.
09:57What?
09:58Isn't it all about finding a man?
10:00Your biological clock
10:01doesn't care about sipping Cosmos
10:03and talking about shoes.
10:04You know what I mean?
10:05Oh, but...
10:06Oh, you're serious.
10:07Of course.
10:08The last thing I want
10:09is to end up single
10:09with dried up old eggs
10:11and my good years behind me.
10:13No offense.
10:15Oh, me?
10:16Okay.
10:17Yeah.
10:20Elaine, can you find me
10:22Junior's file?
10:23I'm working.
10:25Yes.
10:26For me.
10:29He's too young
10:30for osteoporosis.
10:33Maybe he already had
10:34a hairline fracture
10:35or something genetic.
10:42Elaine, why can't I find
10:44any records before 2020?
10:45Is there a separate drive
10:47where some of the file's
10:49not digitized?
10:53Elaine?
11:00Elaine?
11:03Welcome back to coffee
11:04with Elaine.
11:05Unfiltered, no sugar.
11:08Since moving out,
11:10I've felt super alone.
11:12But we all feel alone
11:12sometimes, right?
11:13I would love to feel alone.
11:14Have you found another place
11:15to stay?
11:16I mean, I've always been different.
11:19I have this rare thing
11:20where my heart is on the wrong side.
11:22It's on the right,
11:23not the left.
11:25And I can't eat tomatoes
11:26because they gross me out.
11:28Wait, are you a twin?
11:30What does that have to do
11:31with tomatoes?
11:31Well, I assure you nothing,
11:32but citizen vertus organ reversal
11:34is most common
11:35among identical twins.
11:37I'm not a twin.
11:38I don't think.
11:40Oh, well, wait.
11:41How would I know?
11:42I was just a fetus.
11:44Am I a twin?
11:46Well, one twin can develop
11:49with reversed organs
11:50due to a later-than-usual
11:52embryonic split, so...
11:53Why would my mother
11:54never mention that?
11:56But did she have to give up
11:57one twin for adoption
11:58because she couldn't afford
11:59to raise us both?
12:00Oh, my God.
12:01No wonder she's always resented me.
12:03She thinks that she chose
12:04the wrong twin.
12:05Could my twin just, like,
12:06be out there somewhere?
12:07And if so,
12:08does she have an extra bedroom?
12:09Doc, could you try to find
12:10my mom's files
12:11from the day that I was born?
12:12Sure. Anything else?
12:13Coffee?
12:14No, I have.
12:15The only thing worse
12:16than having you as an assistant
12:18would be having two of you
12:19as assistants.
12:19Now, I need you to find me
12:20Glendon Jr.'s file
12:21and his family's files.
12:28In the meantime,
12:29if you know someone
12:30who looks like me
12:31but is not me,
12:32please put that
12:33in the comments.
12:37Well,
12:38that stinks.
12:41Now that Jr.'s injured,
12:42I guess there goes
12:43the championship.
12:45Oh,
12:46that pasta salad
12:47did not hit the spot.
12:49Well,
12:49we made the playoffs.
12:51That's still
12:52a huge accomplishment.
12:53Save it for the kids,
12:54Louisa.
12:54I needed a win.
12:56That was
12:57my pasta salad,
12:58by the way.
12:59You made it?
13:00Yes, I did.
13:01And I brought it
13:03as my lunch.
13:04So I guess Mark
13:05did the cooking
13:06when you two were together?
13:09Yeah.
13:12Oh, my God.
13:13What?
13:14Someone must have
13:15left this in the printer.
13:16Oh, that's not interesting.
13:17It's for Principal Holloway
13:18from the county school board.
13:21They might have to
13:21shut the school down.
13:23Budget cuts.
13:24Well,
13:25maybe it's for the best.
13:26How is this for the best?
13:28I'm wasting my youth here.
13:30None of the kids' dads
13:31are even hot.
13:32Okay, what about the kids?
13:33We have to do something.
13:35No, it's not so great
13:37for the kids.
13:40This is her.
13:41This has to be her.
13:42She looks just like me.
13:44That is you.
13:45That's your Facebook page.
13:46Who's next?
13:46I am.
13:47Because of you,
13:48I need something
13:49for depression.
13:51That Skeets victory
13:52was all I had to live for.
13:54Yeah, rooting for the Skeets
13:55was one of the only things
13:56Frida and I had in common.
13:57We got engaged
13:58to the Skeets game.
13:59You've killed baseball
14:00and you've killed our marriage.
14:01What's the medical reason
14:02you're here?
14:03Arnold needs his hearing checked.
14:05Frida's yelling
14:06broke my eardrums.
14:08That's not true.
14:09That's not true!
14:11You're right.
14:11It's not.
14:12My hearing's fine.
14:12I've just stopped
14:13listening to you.
14:14Oh, yeah, I know that.
14:15Are you up?
14:15What is this?
14:16It's a prescription
14:16for a divorce.
14:18Mr. Collins,
14:19you're up next.
14:20Hey, Doc.
14:20Hey, everybody.
14:21Hey.
14:22Brought you some donuts
14:23from the Salty Breeze
14:24because, you know,
14:25we're buds.
14:26Yeah, that's not how
14:27I would characterize it.
14:28Oh, and because I really,
14:29really like you
14:30and respect you.
14:31Are you proposing
14:31or is there a point here?
14:33You see, um,
14:36Glendon.
14:37Glendon.
14:37Oh, you mean the father
14:39whose son may have brittle bones,
14:40but who cares
14:41as long as the skeets
14:42went on Saturday?
14:44Yeah, about that.
14:44Oh, can I speak to you
14:46privately?
14:46I don't have the time, Mark.
14:48I think you do.
14:49I really don't.
14:50No.
14:51I really think you do.
14:52Mark, I'm really
14:52not enjoying this.
14:55Okay.
14:56Okay.
14:59Are you Martin Best?
15:01Yes.
15:01Do you reside
15:02at 3 Main Street?
15:03What is this?
15:07Okay.
15:08I'm just doing my job.
15:09I'm really sorry, man.
15:10You've been served.
15:11Glendon is suing you
15:11for malpractice.
15:13Ha.
15:23Malpractice?
15:24You did break a boy's arm.
15:25I didn't break his arm.
15:27He had some kind
15:27of pre-existing condition.
15:29He sure did.
15:29He used to be
15:30a good baseball player.
15:32It's not amusing.
15:33This lawsuit
15:34is as ridiculous
15:35as having a mosquito
15:36as your mascot.
15:37Whoa, come on now.
15:39Let's not say
15:39things we're going
15:40to regret.
15:40I am not the reason
15:41Junior broke his arm.
15:43If I could just
15:43examine him,
15:45see a family medical history,
15:47or look at an x-ray,
15:48I could figure out
15:49why it happened.
15:50Exactly.
15:50I know.
15:51I believe you, Doc.
15:52You're a good man.
15:54But I was still
15:54lawyer up.
16:02I don't believe you,
16:04okay.可愛amas
16:08by a
16:09the
16:09the
16:09the
16:09the
16:32Hello?
16:33The two of us can't sleep with you making all of that noise.
16:36Neither you nor the dog who shall not be named should be sleeping in my house.
16:40We're not sleeping at your house because you're making too much racket.
16:44That's what I'm saying.
16:45I know what you're saying.
16:46Anyway, why do I even bother?
16:51This kid either had a pre-existing fracture or he has brittle bones.
16:56In which case, something is causing that condition.
16:59Something that should be addressed medically and a clue might be in his records, right?
17:03You'd think it'd be in his records, but Dr. Reese, right?
17:06Unfortunately, Dr. Reese, who everyone loved, didn't bother to digitize all his files before he died.
17:12This town is a nightmare.
17:15Yeah, it kind of can be.
17:18In some ways, I'm glad my twin sister got out.
17:21Mm.
17:27Oh.
17:30Ah.
17:33Ah.
17:35Ah.
17:36Ah.
17:37Ah.
17:37Thank you for seeing me.
17:38I hope you're here to cheer me up.
17:40Well, I know.
17:41It's not good news.
17:42You are telling me 234 days straight I'm the Wordle King and I forget to play one day.
17:52One day.
17:53And streak over?
17:54I mean, it just, it just slipped my mind.
17:57It just, it, how could it just slip my mind?
17:59Well, maybe.
18:01You were preoccupied by the idea that our school might close?
18:05No.
18:06No.
18:07No.
18:08But you know what?
18:09That's depressing too.
18:11I really loved being the principal here.
18:14Loved?
18:15Well, it's, it's, it's just over.
18:18I mean, we aren't gonna, we're gonna fight this.
18:21I think losing our star player is a sign that we just, we can't compete.
18:26I mean, you know, this is how it goes with small schools.
18:29We had a good run.
18:31Don't you care what happens to our students?
18:33I know what'll happen to them.
18:35They'll all get bussed to Bar Harbor.
18:37And although it's a bit of a commute, you know, at least they'll have the opportunity
18:41to experience victory for a change.
18:50What's that long face about?
18:52Oh, it's nothing.
18:54What happened to you?
18:56Oh, nothing.
18:57Eddie McCroy cut some of my traps loose, so I had to punch out some windows on his boat.
19:01You punched out glass windows?
19:03No, dammit.
19:04It was too strong.
19:05Look at this.
19:06Did I break these fingers?
19:08Hey!
19:09Let me see.
19:09Hey!
19:10Aw, what did you do now?
19:12Ugh.
19:12I may have inquired about some records.
19:15You went to Bar Harbor and tried to access my son's x-rays?
19:18You, you have some nerve.
19:21And, sir, inside.
19:22And, missus?
19:27Now, you know what's nervy?
19:29You're suing the only doctor who seems concerned about your son's brittle bones.
19:33You sure you want to talk to me that way?
19:34I don't want to talk to you at all.
19:35No problem.
19:36That's what we have lawyers for.
19:37Good luck proving your case.
19:38Yeah, I don't need luck.
19:40I know someone who knows someone at Boston Memorial Hospital.
19:45Are you suing them, too?
19:46I know you had some kind of meltdown, and that's why you're not a surgeon anymore.
19:50I can't wait to tell that to a judge and everyone else in town.
19:54How about it?
19:56I'm not scared of you or any nonsense you think you know.
20:00Nice try, Eeyore.
20:02That may fool some people around here, but not me.
20:18Ow!
20:20Ooh!
20:22Ah!
20:23Ow!
20:28Ow!
20:30Ow!
20:30Ow!
20:31Ow!
20:32Ow!
20:34Ow!
20:46Ow!
20:46Ow!
20:50Since we don't have anyone scheduled for an hour, I might go talk to my mom.
20:55That's fine.
20:56I have business to take care of at the school.
20:58The thing is, these past few days living with somebody so sad and lonely has made me realize
21:06how important family is, especially when you're old.
21:09So, even though I said I would never talk to my mom again, I think that it is important
21:13that I put my anger aside and find out what happened to my beloved twin sister.
21:32Leigh!
21:34Oh!
21:35I'm so happy to see you.
21:36Did I have an identical twin?
21:40Yes.
21:41You gave her up for adoption?
21:43No!
21:44Okay, so could she still be out there somewhere?
21:46What, did you put her in a basket outside of a firehouse or something?
21:49No, no, no, no!
21:50Is she dead?
21:52Well, so what happened to her?
21:55You ate her.
21:57What?
21:58You know, you absorbed her.
22:00It was in utero.
22:01It was very early on.
22:02I didn't want to tell you because I know how you can overreact sometimes.
22:06Overreact?
22:09Great, so I'm a sister-eating cannibal.
22:12For me to live, somebody had to die?
22:15This is why I go around always feeling like something is missing?
22:18And I have a big hole in my heart?
22:20I think what you're describing is a human condition.
22:22But continue.
22:23So what else haven't you told me?
22:25Nothing.
22:27Except...
22:29I miss you.
22:30And I want you to move back home.
22:33Well, I bet.
22:34I'm the only child you have left.
22:36Honey, I know there's plenty of room for all of us back at the house.
22:39I was hoping that you'd warm up to the idea of...
22:42Dumb-dumb.
22:44I wish you wouldn't call him that.
22:45Why would you prefer that I call him?
22:48Well...
22:48Stepdad?
22:50What?
22:51He asked me to marry him.
22:52What?
22:54Don't overreact.
22:55What would we want to get married next week?
22:57Next week?
22:58Oh my God, please tell me that he's dying!
23:00And you're granting him his last request?
23:02Or is there some kind of blackmail situation that's going on?
23:04Or have you just lost your mind?
23:06Honey, I love him and I don't want to wait one other second,
23:09but I would really like your blessing.
23:12My God.
23:15Not possible.
23:18We went through such a tough time together.
23:21You and I.
23:23But it's been six years now.
23:26I was hoping that you would at least understand.
23:29Well, I was hoping I had a twin sister.
23:32But I ate her.
23:33So we can't have everything!
23:51Do you bruise easily?
23:53Why, are you going to punch me in the face now?
23:54Yes or no?
23:56No.
23:56Any breathing issues?
23:58No.
23:59Not that I know.
23:59Open your eyes.
24:00Wide.
24:01Oh, Dr. Best?
24:02Dr. Best?
24:03Look up.
24:04What are you doing?
24:05Checking for blue sclera.
24:07You see here?
24:07No bluish tint.
24:08That means we know it's probably not osteogenesis imperfecta.
24:11Okay, but I don't think it's appropriate for you to be examining a student without his parent present.
24:15Yeah, dude, you're a creep.
24:16Yeah.
24:16Well, I wouldn't have to if your parent were a little more helpful.
24:21I-I just...
24:22I need to know what happened.
24:24Okay?
24:24I-I'm being sued for malpractice.
24:27Right?
24:27This kid's health is on the line.
24:28I'm the only one in town who seems to care.
24:30Okay.
24:31I-I get it.
24:32I-I do.
24:33I-I just found out that this school might be closing due to lack of funding.
24:38I'm not surprised.
24:39I mean, it's...
24:41Economics.
24:42I mean, school serves too few students.
24:44It's not financially feasible.
24:45But also, I might lose my job.
24:48I mean, this is the only job that I ever wanted and basically the only real job I ever had.
24:54Does no one understand that?
24:56I mean, I thought-I thought maybe because of the malpractice suit, you-you could relate?
25:00I'm not losing my job.
25:01I'll prove I was right.
25:02You just watch me.
25:03What?
25:16Let me guess.
25:18That's Eddie McCroy's truck.
25:19Yeah?
25:20You want me to get Glendon for ya?
25:22No.
25:23Go home.
25:37Well, look, it's Dr. Downer.
25:40Everybody lock your doors tonight.
25:41You already broke an arm.
25:42God knows what I'll do next.
25:44Gosh.
25:44The usual garden salad with chicken to go.
25:47Emphasis on the to-go part.
25:48I think everyone here would like you to-go as well.
25:52Oh, come on.
25:55I have no idea why he's laughing that hard.
25:57Well, can you tell me about Glennon Ross Jr.?
25:59Does he eat here?
26:00What does he like to order?
26:01You want to bring him something as an apology?
26:04That's not going to heal his arm before Saturday.
26:07Now, I have nothing to apologize for.
26:09I-I just need any reason-
26:11Don't worry, Doc.
26:12This will all calm down after the game.
26:14Hey, look.
26:15You never know.
26:16The team could still win without Junior.
26:18Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
26:19Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
26:20For God's sake, people.
26:22Okay?
26:22This is not the World Series.
26:24This is a high school baseball game.
26:27You heard me.
26:28It's so hard.
26:29It's our World Series, Don.
26:31These people went to Port One Day School from kindergarten through 12th.
26:34We're all mosquitoes at heart.
26:36And we've all waited 12 years to beat those snooty Bar Harbor Peckers.
26:41Boo!
26:44Go team, Mr. Warpeckers.
26:46Yeah.
26:46How long does it take to make a salad?
26:48Oh, ho!
26:49Melissa!
26:50Coming right up.
26:51Good morning, let's go.
27:01Yeah.
27:07Good morning, everyone.
27:14Good morning.
27:17Bye.
27:18I'm okay.
27:19I'm okay.
27:19I was okay.
27:19I had a problem.
27:20I have a problem.
27:27My only thought was just to run
27:33And I forgot where I was from
27:47Since my eyes were closed
27:58Hi, friends.
28:01Guess what?
28:02Not only is my mother engaged to Dum Dum,
28:08I ate my twin sister.
28:12It's right here.
28:13It went down to the basement.
28:14It's right here in the files.
28:16What?
28:16There are paper files in the basement?
28:18It's called vanishing twin syndrome.
28:21It's a really nice way of saying I ate my sister.
28:25Belaine, why didn't you tell me?
28:26It's so dirty down there,
28:28I honestly think I just blocked it out.
28:30But now that it's about something important...
28:32But now that it's important,
28:33you mean it's saving my rep...
28:35I don't even know why I bothered you.
28:37Oh, but watch out for that!
28:39Oh!
28:42One step.
29:09Guess what?
29:11Glennon Jr. only has one kidney.
29:12Well, don't let him near me.
29:14I might try to eat the other one.
29:16The kidneys regulate calcium, vitamin D, and phosphorus levels.
29:19With only one,
29:20that might have something to do with why his arm broke so easily.
29:22Now I just need to see Jr. and ask him some questions.
29:28Why is he giving me this?
29:31Hey, Doc!
29:32I come bearing lattes.
29:33Uh, Lane, can I have mine?
29:34I, uh, don't drink foam.
29:36Yeah, give me.
29:38Better latte than never.
29:39Ha ha!
29:40Oh.
29:41The bar for humor in this town is very low.
29:43Uh, anyway, Doc, I know that we're buds and all.
29:45This again.
29:46And I really like and respect you.
29:48Wait, what's going on?
29:49I'm really sorry, man.
29:50Are you Dr. Martin Best?
29:52You already served me papers.
29:53These are new papers.
29:54This is a restraining order.
29:56What?
29:56I'm really sorry, man.
29:57You're not allowed to contact Glennon Ross Jr. at school.
30:00You're not allowed to contact Glennon Ross Jr. at home.
30:02You're not allowed to contact anyone in the Ross family
30:04or be within 300 feet of them.
30:06Are you kidding me?
30:07A restraining order?
30:08I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with his son.
30:10I'm really sorry, man.
30:11You want to go, like, shoot, like, darts or something?
30:12No, I don't want to go shoot darts.
30:14I don't ever want to see you again.
30:16You mean, like, in this capacity, though, right?
30:18Like serving you papers, right?
30:21Sure.
30:22It's Louisa.
30:23She said it's an emergency.
30:24She needs to talk right away.
30:25Really?
30:28Oh, it's for you.
30:29Good.
30:29I should go.
30:32It's Junior.
30:33He's in excruciating pain.
30:35Can you please come to the school and see him?
30:37I would love to come see Junior,
30:38but his father just took out a restraining order against him.
30:40I don't want to hear excuses.
30:41He's in terrible pain.
30:42You're just five minutes away, so find a way.
30:49Oh, yeah.
30:52It's just...
30:53Yeah.
30:55Okay, okay.
30:56Yep, yep, yep.
30:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, gosh.
30:58Okay.
30:59Are you okay?
31:00Yeah, yeah, fine.
31:05Here.
31:08Here.
31:09Oh.
31:11Um, he's having these horrible waves of stabbing pain.
31:14A scale of one to ten.
31:16How bad is the pain?
31:18Eleven.
31:23Just...
31:25Oh, God.
31:27I think you might have a kidney stone,
31:29which needs to be broken up sooner than later
31:31since you only have one kidney.
31:32A fact you could have mentioned, but...
31:34Hey, here we are.
31:35Louisa, will you call the paramedics?
31:37Yeah, of course.
31:39That explains the back pain,
31:41but what does a kidney stone have to do with brittle bones?
31:43What should I know?
31:44Unless you're not processing protein,
31:48then you would have to be overdosing it.
31:51Have you been consuming an excessive protein?
31:53Well, I do try to bulk up during the season.
31:55With what?
31:56Whole buffaloes?
31:58It's in there.
31:59Oh.
32:01Thank you so much.
32:02All right.
32:03Ambulance is on its way.
32:07How much protein powder have you been taking?
32:09I don't know.
32:10Like, one of those a week.
32:12This should last you for a month.
32:14How long have you been abusing this stuff?
32:15I wouldn't call it abusing.
32:16It's protein powder.
32:17Yeah, well, you're one kidney disagrees.
32:19I started sophomore year,
32:21but like I said,
32:22I ramp it up during baseball season.
32:23I needed to bulk up for playoffs.
32:25Yeah, well, you can forget about the playoffs, okay?
32:27You shouldn't be doing anything physical or strenuous right now.
32:29You can break like a twig.
32:30You need to rest,
32:31stop taking the protein powder,
32:33and get your bone health back.
32:34Then I need to tell my dad.
32:36Well, of course you need to tell your dad.
32:37But then it might sound like it's my fault.
32:39It is your fault.
32:40Well, he can't know that.
32:42He was really excited about playoffs.
32:44It's a championship.
32:45He is suing me for malpractice.
32:47I could lose my job.
32:47The town could lose its doctor.
32:49It's awful, isn't it?
32:50The future being so insecure,
32:52not knowing if you're going to keep your job.
32:58What about the restraining order?
33:01And you're not even supposed to be near me, right?
33:04I could have you arrested for even being here.
33:08I just want to get this straight.
33:09Are you threatening me
33:10after I climb through a window to help you?
33:15Yes.
33:17I thought so.
33:18You should go.
33:19Yes.
33:29Okay, got it?
33:32Yeah, I know.
33:37Yes.
33:38I can imagine it's difficult.
33:41With the school possibly closing.
33:44And, Junior, don't worry.
33:45For the simple sound wave procedure to break up the stone,
33:47you should be as good as new.
33:48Get it, go.
33:48Go, go, come on.
33:51I'm fine.
33:52Okay.
33:59My God, what have you done now?
34:01Nothing.
34:03Couldn't find any dynamite.
34:05What?
34:06We are not a family of criminals.
34:08I'm kidding.
34:09You're the one with a restraining order
34:11and a lawsuit against you.
34:13Are you doing okay?
34:14I'm fine.
34:15I mean, I might lose my job
34:16because of that blustering, egomaniacal asshat.
34:19It's insanity.
34:20Oh, wait a minute.
34:22Does that mean that you actually want to keep your job here?
34:26Of course.
34:27You want to continue to practice medicine here in Port Wynn?
34:31You like it here?
34:33That's not what I said.
34:35That's not what I said.
34:36Oh, come on.
34:37Yeah, admit it.
34:38Admit it.
34:38You're starting to be happy here.
34:41Not what I said.
34:42It's the principal.
34:43Release me, please.
34:44All right, how about this?
34:45How about I take out your rival
34:48and you take out mine?
34:49This has been constructive.
34:51Look, if you want to keep your job,
34:53you want to save your career,
34:54you're going to have to stand up to this asshat.
34:56Come on!
34:58Put up a fight.
35:00Like me.
35:01With dynamite.
35:02Well, couldn't look finding any.
35:05I looked everywhere.
35:12Go Skeets!
35:14Go Skeets.
35:15What's the matter?
35:17Nothing.
35:17Just who knows how many's we'll have left.
35:20The future is promised to no one.
35:23Ah!
35:24God, that's your blood.
35:26Uh, what's going on?
35:28Okay, look, don't tell anyone,
35:30but the school might be closing due to lack of funding.
35:34What?
35:35Poor Wen Day School?
35:37That's all of our childhoods.
35:38There's like 20 million memories in there.
35:41Exactly.
35:42Yes, are you okay?
35:43Poor Wen Day is like your whole life.
35:46Finally someone gets it.
35:48I mean, look, school is never my thing,
35:50but everybody knows that you're like the best teacher ever.
35:54Seriously, people don't shut up about that.
35:57Oh, oh.
36:00I know that you're looking for a place to live.
36:03You've seen my show?
36:06Bits and pieces.
36:07You know, I was thinking about renting out my spare room.
36:10Do you want to be my roommate?
36:13Are you serious?
36:14Yes!
36:19You'll be like the sister I never ate.
36:22Huh?
36:27Yay!
36:29Hey!
36:50Let's go, Paul!
36:55Let's go, woodpuckers!
37:01Let's go!
37:02Let's go, come on, y'all!
37:03Let's go!
37:05Go skis!
37:08Let's go, skis!
37:10Hey, let's go, boys!
37:11No!
37:13No, no, no, no, no, Kenju, Doc, no!
37:16Get out of here!
37:17Come on, you know, you know this is killing me,
37:18but you gotta remain 300 feet away from anybody in the Ross family.
37:22Sit down, Dr. Downer, we might actually win this game.
37:25Yeah, hey, can you believe it?
37:26I think this is the most exciting game we've ever had in Mosquito history.
37:29Ow!
37:30Wow, we really gotta rethink the team name.
37:32These things are bastards.
37:34Anyhow, we're down to run in the seventh, right?
37:36Paul Parks gets up there, hits an amazing single,
37:39slides into first, twists his ankle,
37:40so we just sent out a pinch runner.
37:45What's he doing in the game?
37:46Because he's our fastest runner, Doc.
37:47Don't worry, he could break every bone in his body.
37:49Let's go, Junior!
37:50Come on, Junior!
37:51Let's go, Junior!
37:52Okay, come on!
37:53Let's go, Junior!
37:54Let's go, Junior!
37:55Let's go, Junior!
38:07Let's go, Junior!
38:15Let's go, Junior!
38:17Let's go, Junior!
38:18Let's go, Junior!
38:21All right, there he is.
38:22Come on!
38:23Come on!
38:30I looked outside to me.
38:31I was outside.
38:33Okay, we got it.
38:33We got it.
38:48Strike two!
39:09Come on, come on, come on.
39:13Come on, come on, come on.
39:17Okay, okay, let's go, Chile!
39:19No!
39:26No!
39:28No!
39:28Sit him up.
39:31Sit him up.
39:32Sit him up.
39:33Sit him up.
39:33Sit him up.
39:39Come on, boy.
39:41We're gonna make it!
39:44Slide!
39:45I'm gonna make it!
39:47I'm gonna make it!
39:47Help me now!
39:49Help!
39:53No!
39:54No!
39:58No!
40:06Slide!
40:07Slide!
40:08He's going home!
40:09Slide home, junior!
40:11Slide home!
40:15No!
40:17No!
40:18No!
40:20No!
40:21No!
40:22No!
40:24No!
40:33No!
40:34What's happening?
40:35What's going on?
40:35What the hell's wrong with you?
40:37Why would you do that?
40:38Forget about the lawsuit.
40:40You're going to jail.
40:41Dad, stop!
40:42He did it for me.
40:43He's the reason he got hurt in the first place.
40:46No, I am.
40:47I took too much protein powder, and it made my bones brittle.
40:52Why would you do something so stupid?
40:54Because I want to make you proud of me.
40:57Doc Martin was just trying to protect me.
41:01Hey, you heard that, everybody?
41:03Doc B is a hero!
41:04Time!
41:05Time!
41:06Who or when is disqualified for fan interference!
41:10Boo!
41:11Boo!
41:12Boo!
41:14I spoke too soon.
41:16Doc, you should sneak out the back.
41:24Yes, I'm sure.
41:28I talked to my lawyers.
41:30That sounds expensive.
41:31What now?
41:32Dropping the lawsuit.
41:35Thank you for figuring out what was wrong with my son.
41:38Well, no help from you.
41:39Hey, will you let me finish before I change my mind?
41:43What I'm trying to say is I won't tell anybody about Boston.
41:48There's nothing to tell.
41:51Well, there's plenty to tell.
41:53But I'm not telling anyone.
41:56For now.
42:00All right, champ.
42:02Be careful.
42:03He's a bag of bones.
42:05Hey.
42:07Good job up there.
42:09Oh, you will never beat us!
42:13Never, never, never, never!
42:15I'll beat you with my bare hands, but I don't touch trash.
42:19Oh, who you calling trash?
42:20You.
42:21You'd smell like an old rotten herring.
42:24You, you, you, you'd slimy old slob.
42:27You say that again.
42:28You slimy old slob!
42:37Happens every year.
42:39Every year?
42:39Mm-hmm.
42:46I'll beat you.
42:50Go skedes!
42:53Oh ho ho ho!
43:06I'll beat you up!
43:13Go skis!
43:18We gotta take a leap, we gotta dig real deep
43:24And we might like what we find on the other side
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