00:00This man was extremely stingy and refused to spend a single cent.
00:03Every morning, he'd go to the newsstand,
00:05hunching over and pretending to be a dwarf to score free newspapers.
00:08He'd lived here for two years, and to avoid paying rent,
00:10he had to stay hunched over as he slipped out the front door.
00:12The neighbors all thought he was pathetic.
00:14To shop for free, he tossed three toothbrushes into a woman's bag,
00:17then picked up a shoe and secretly slipped it into another customer's pocket.
00:20Next, he grabbed a toy and hid it in a baby stroller,
00:22and finally stuck a hair clip discreetly into the cashier's hair.
00:25After pulling all this off, he started stuffing merchandise all over himself,
00:28casually grabbed a pack of gum, and strolled toward the checkout.
00:31Sure enough, when that customer walked out the door, the alarm instantly went off.
00:35Right then, all the alarms around the store started blaring.
00:37The cashier rushed over to check, but the hair clip in her hair triggered the alarm.
00:41She clearly didn't have any store items on her.
00:43They figured the alarm system was malfunctioning and signaled that anyone who'd paid could leave.
00:47In the end, the man walked away with $1,000 worth of goods for just 10 cents.
00:51All the alarms were going off, but the cashier didn't suspect him at all.
00:53Next, the man headed to a cafe, looking to score a free lunch.
00:56While one customer went to the restroom, he quietly switched their coffee cup and successfully got a free refill.
01:01When the server turned around, he quickly snatched a piece of bread and enjoyed a free meal.
01:05Before leaving, he even took someone else's change and left it as a tip for the server.
01:09However, karma came quickly.
01:10The man accidentally bumped into someone, and the cigarette in their hand fell into his pants.
01:14By the time he walked out of the cafe, he realized something was wrong.
01:17His pants were on fire.
01:18He frantically patted his pants, and in desperation, grabbed a drink from the table trying to put out the flames.
01:23After finally wringing the water out of his pants, the shop owner had already figured out his thieving ways and
01:28chased him for several blocks.
01:29The man ran for his life and hid under a balcony, barely escaping capture.
01:32That evening, the man was moving items in a garage, holding a chainsaw.
01:36A nearby elderly woman saw him and thought he was a chainsaw killer.
01:39Just then, the man accidentally hit the chainsaw's power switch.
01:42The chainsaw spun out of control and charged straight toward the old woman.
01:45Terrified, she took off running and immediately went to the police station to file a report.
01:48The police chief reviewed the surveillance footage and spotted many suspicious actions by the man.
01:53So the unlucky guy became a suspect and was wanted citywide.
01:55But the man looked completely innocent and truly believed he'd done nothing wrong.
01:59So, leave a word in the comments that describes this situation.
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