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00:09If I had to take anyone home, it would probably be Eddie.
00:14That's so sweet.
00:14The boyfriend.
00:16I don't know.
00:16Wait, what?
00:18I'm a stand-up comedian.
00:20Oh, really?
00:20It's a subscription thing.
00:22With Ben, I love his charisma.
00:24I've never met a person like him.
00:26You're nice.
00:28The muffin looks strange, yeah?
00:29What happened?
00:30I don't think they look too bad.
00:31They look like .
00:33Cool.
00:35I can't do Ben's move swings.
00:37It is so toxic.
00:39It won't work for the whole season.
00:40I would like to be a stewardess rather than a galley hand.
00:43I'm putting you in the interior, and I'm putting in a girl that was flying in into the galley who's
00:48never been in the galley.
00:50I've got 110% in order to make sure that this all goes smoothly.
00:54Have you seen our new mate?
00:56Is she yellow?
00:56I don't know.
00:57Is she?
00:58I actually know her.
00:59She's tall and pretty.
01:01I wrote to her because I saw her on Instagram.
01:05Hi.
01:06Lovely to meet you.
01:06I'm Jenna.
01:07Jenna.
01:07You're a bit threatened.
01:09Nobody's a threat, darling.
01:10I have no competition with anybody.
01:11Fayan talk right there.
01:13Oh, nice to see you.
01:14You too.
01:16I'm going to do my absolute best to help you as much as possible.
01:20NBC energy.
01:37I'm glad to be here.
01:39I'm glad you're here.
01:40Just get settled though, and then we'll have a chat, but you're good.
01:43Take your time.
01:44I'll see you soon.
01:46At the airport, Captain Jason asked me if I would like to work in the galley.
01:50At first, I thought, no way.
01:52Like, I don't know how to contribute to the galley at all.
01:54You're going to be sharing with me.
01:56Oh, awesome.
01:57I love that.
01:58But I realized that this is all the way up my alley.
02:01I'm going to go to the captain first before.
02:02Oh, sure.
02:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:04There's nothing I love more than finding a challenge and then conquering it.
02:10And cooking has been a skill I've always wanted to have.
02:13We're walking into chaos.
02:15We're picking up in, like, at 1 p.m.
02:17Okay.
02:18Awesome.
02:19The new student speaks seven different languages.
02:22So she's clever, mate.
02:22She's out of your league, bud.
02:23Sorry.
02:25But I'm still going to give it a blast.
02:28All right.
02:29This is fixed.
02:30Brilliant.
02:31So I've been doing this with the blanket.
02:33It's so classy.
02:34It's so clean.
02:35Beautiful.
02:36Jason.
02:37Hi, Elena.
02:38Hi, Holly.
02:38Lovely to meet you.
02:40Nice to meet you.
02:40I'm happy to be here.
02:41Sorry about the change of roles.
02:44Yes, that's right.
02:45I am happy to adapt.
02:47I'm happy to learn and grow.
02:48Ben's a strong character.
02:49You've probably worked in these environments, and you know that it is fast-paced, and sometimes
02:53it can come out a little bit, you know, forceful.
02:57So I'm able to brush it off, and I really want this to be a strong team.
03:01I don't even know what her title is.
03:03I'm so confused by now.
03:04Yeah, I know.
03:04I don't want to say sous-chef.
03:06Galley hand.
03:06You want to be called in galley hand?
03:09We've got a charter in a few hours.
03:10Awesome.
03:11Yes, we're on it.
03:11Thank you, Captain Jason.
03:12I'll walk you down so you don't get lost.
03:14What about chef assistant?
03:16Yeah, that's good.
03:17I like that.
03:18That's good.
03:19Starting again with someone who apparently has no kitchen experience, it's actually pretty
03:25daunting because I'm always one second away from the looming future outbursts.
03:32I need to finesse this one.
03:35All right.
03:36This will light a fire under my arse.
03:38I don't know anything about this bar.
03:41Have I leaned on you a bit?
03:42Is that okay?
03:43100%.
03:44The thing is, I'm supposed to be a deck stew, but I've been stuck on interior.
03:47I enjoy doing the bar work.
03:48The bar work is probably one of my favourite places.
03:50Last charter, we were a man down, so with Alicia joining the interior team, I'm really hoping
03:55that this relieves some of the pressure.
03:56I want to spend a little bit more time on deck.
03:58I'm supposed to be catching the rays of the sun, having banter with the lads, interacting
04:03with the guests and giving them a good time.
04:05You're so funny.
04:07Alicia, there's a few toilets down there with your name on it.
04:10Do you want to be a Batman and Robin?
04:12Yes, there we go.
04:14Yes.
04:15Chipping?
04:16Yes, hello.
04:16No.
04:16Reporting for duty.
04:17I don't like the term galley hand, so I think chef assistant.
04:22Is that cool?
04:23Heck yeah, let's go.
04:23Okay, I don't want to call you a sous chef because that's where we went wrong the last
04:28That term would be used very loosely on me.
04:31I just wanted to, I don't know what was going on here, but I'm not a very sensitive
04:34person.
04:35I'm from the Balkans, so I'm used to tough love.
04:38Yeah.
04:38I've never been cuddled.
04:39I don't know what that's about.
04:41Cuddled or cuddled?
04:42Cuddled.
04:43Were you cuddled?
04:45I'm just saying.
04:46Ben slid into my DMs one time.
04:49He said he was a big fan of my pictures.
04:51It would have been really awkward if I ended up working for him after we had hooked up in
04:56anyway.
04:57So, I'm glad that did not happen.
05:00As far as your duties, we're going to try and just keep the place clean and organized.
05:05Eventually, I was thinking if I could help with crew food.
05:07No, I want you to.
05:08Today.
05:09Okay.
05:09Yeah.
05:10If you see a big sweaty monster in the fridge, that's Gal.
05:13Oh, hey!
05:14Yeah.
05:14So, he's the first mate, but he's actually a captain in his own right.
05:17Thanks, man.
05:18And he's a very good friend of mine.
05:19We're going to have a good time.
05:20Cheers, brother.
05:21Love you, man.
05:21I love you.
05:22So, you and Ben, then?
05:24Me and Ben?
05:25Well...
05:26I think it's cute and quirky and all.
05:28I think it's fun just to have fun, like...
05:31Fun for you.
05:31Yeah.
05:32And you and your boyfriend going on.
05:35We're okay.
05:36Have you had, like, any second guesses?
05:38Having a boyfriend while being on the boat?
05:40I know exactly what you mean.
05:42Yes, I have.
05:43Did somebody attract him on board?
05:46No.
05:46No one to time?
05:47He's smiling very heavily.
05:50I've got a bad poker face, but anyway.
05:53Poor crew.
05:54Just let you know, we are one hour away from guest arrival.
05:57Ellie, how was your lady?
05:59Yeah, she's early last.
06:00She's good.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Can you radio a mic for me and ask him what he is?
06:04What's her type?
06:05You could let us know.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Mike.
06:08Mike!
06:10Oh, my God.
06:11Yeah, I'm gone.
06:12Hey, I'm...
06:12I don't know, Mike, and yeah, he's fine.
06:15It's like a dog when you come and call him.
06:17You're not allowed in there.
06:18Distractive.
06:19Let's make some sandwiches for the crew.
06:21We could bang that up.
06:22Do you separate the cutting boards by color?
06:25We do not.
06:25We do not.
06:26We just wash them really well.
06:27I'm colorblind, so it just doesn't help.
06:29Are you actually?
06:30I am actually, yes.
06:31Wow!
06:32How does the world look to you?
06:33Right now, you look like a Martian.
06:35Wow!
06:36Are you messing with me?
06:37Yeah, yeah, I am messing with you.
06:39But I am colorblind.
06:41Fascinating.
06:41Yeah, it's really interesting.
06:43Why are they giggling?
06:45He's really mean.
06:46It's almost, like, eerily happy.
06:49Okay.
06:49All right, well done.
06:51Look at that.
06:51First meal crushed it.
06:52Okay.
06:53All right, Wiki, let's get these out.
06:55Yes.
06:56Perfect.
06:56You got it.
06:57You get things quickly.
06:57I like that.
07:01All crew, all crew, this is a 25-minute warning for guest arrival.
07:06Copy that for injury, yeah.
07:11Last touch-ups, and then we're good to go.
07:13Yep.
07:14I was looking at pictures of Slovenia.
07:16Oh, yeah!
07:18Gorgeous.
07:18Right?
07:19Does it snow?
07:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:21That must be beautiful.
07:22We have a very strong ski team.
07:25Skiing is quite big in Slovenia.
07:27Ski?
07:28I do not.
07:30All crew, all crew.
07:31Please get in your wife's coffee.
07:33We have time.
07:34Of course.
07:37Isn't that awesome?
07:38Oh, my gosh.
07:38It's going to be amazing.
07:40It's gorgeous.
07:40Is your mom a chef?
07:41Or she just likes...
07:42No, but her mother was with their friends.
07:44Ready to make salon?
07:45Oh.
07:46It really does.
07:48It's weird.
07:48Of course.
07:49Hurry up and get up here.
07:50I don't want anyone late today.
07:51Okay, let's go.
07:52Kelly, Kelly.
07:54Thanks a lot.
07:54They're on the radio.
07:55We might need to go.
07:56Roger, what do you think?
07:57Oh, that's it.
07:59Beautiful.
08:00Galley.
08:01Let's go.
08:01Man.
08:05I've got to go out there.
08:06I can't stay here.
08:07They're already here.
08:08Jump.
08:10Someone coming?
08:11We need to start the charter together as a team.
08:14Front and center.
08:15Ready to go.
08:16This is unacceptable.
08:18Hi, how are you?
08:36How are you?
08:37How are you?
08:39I'm a board.
08:40Okay.
08:41Line up.
08:43Daisy, you need to go first.
08:45Hi.
08:45Welcome.
08:46You're welcome.
08:47I'm Daisy.
08:48Nice to meet you.
08:49I'm here.
08:49Nice to meet you.
08:53I understand there's been a couple of changes in the galley.
08:55However, I expect more from Ben.
08:57He should be ready to go.
08:58This is where I get the .
08:59If we start strong, we finish strong.
09:02We start like this, we're going to spend all charter making up for it.
09:05Let's do it.
09:06Welcome, Will.
09:06A little bit late.
09:07Sorry about that.
09:08It's okay.
09:08Just don't let it happen again.
09:12But we're here now.
09:13Everything on your preference sheet.
09:14We're going to attend to.
09:15We've got it all.
09:16We'll just get you some champagne if you want to follow me in here.
09:19I'm going to have you on the off.
09:20You start with the luggage anyway.
09:21Let's change first.
09:22You can go down to the laundry and check.
09:23It's all turned around.
09:25A little toast, everybody.
09:26Let's get everybody a glass.
09:27Yeah.
09:27What?
09:28Coffee.
09:28What?
09:30Vacation begins.
09:32Now.
09:34I've got granny pants on.
09:35It's fine.
09:35Love it.
09:36Those are my ones.
09:37Ooh.
09:38These are VIP cabins.
09:41It's gorgeous.
09:42Annette, what do you think?
09:43Oh, interesting.
09:44Let's get this luggage on.
09:46Ben.
09:47I'm sorry, man.
09:48It's not a good look.
09:49Sorry.
09:50Start thinking ahead.
09:52It's just been a lot of discombobulation.
09:54I'm just not used to it at all.
09:56All good.
09:56We're done.
09:57Get into it.
09:59Jason, I really appreciate you.
10:03Forward, we have the two primaries.
10:07Beautiful.
10:08Is that?
10:09Yes.
10:09Is this the one?
10:10Yes.
10:11But there isn't a makeup table here.
10:14Who do they think they are?
10:15Okay, we're ready to go.
10:17Is that a table?
10:17Yeah, after you get changed.
10:19Perfect.
10:19Let's go.
10:20Forward, forward.
10:21Take that one off.
10:22Sorry?
10:23The line right here.
10:24Here, here.
10:25Get the lines on.
10:26Take them all in.
10:27No.
10:28Sorry?
10:28Take them in.
10:29Take them in.
10:30What are you doing?
10:31Come on, guys.
10:32Take that line off.
10:34Guys, you need to remove that bar line quickly, please.
10:37Yeah, it's off now.
10:38All lines are clear.
10:40Everything will be very nice.
10:43Everything will be very nice.
10:44I think my English is good enough, but I have to deal with different accents.
10:51What?
10:52Sometimes it triggers me.
10:53I want to do, like, speak proper.
10:58There's Zimbabwe.
10:59It's Worcestershire.
11:00Worcestershire.
11:01You're Worcestershire.
11:02Your face is Worcestershire.
11:04There's Australian.
11:05I think he might have stolen mine, I think.
11:08I'm Mike's British accent.
11:11Can we get all of the water sports stuff and all the fins and flippers just at the back?
11:15Who is the hardest to understand?
11:17Jenna!
11:19Girl, move your lips.
11:21No, we didn't finish that.
11:23I got there quite well.
11:24Jenna, I cannot understand you.
11:27Bring that tender towards us.
11:31Perfect.
11:32Tenders are ready to go.
11:33Okay, let's go.
11:35Good work, team.
11:36It looks like a postcard.
11:37It does.
11:38Very pristine.
11:40Okay, what can I do to help?
11:42We need to make a spicy mayo.
11:44Mike, can you go on your two-hour break, please?
11:46Okay.
11:48All right.
11:49Well done.
11:50I'm not going to be able to keep up with you.
11:51Oh, my gosh.
11:52I'm not sure about our charter guests.
11:55Why?
11:56I didn't like the way he said, don't let it happen again to Jason for five minutes late.
12:00That unnerves me, by the way.
12:02First charter, they did not give a toss.
12:05Like, housewives don't care about food because they're too busy arguing.
12:09These guys, they have standards.
12:11Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
12:12I'm like, like, firstly, don't be fooled by my confident facade.
12:18I am a nervous Nelly inside.
12:21His attention to detail is going to be...
12:23We've got this.
12:24It's probably going to be about a quarter to four when they go all snorkeling,
12:27because lunch is at 2.30.
12:29I'm going to send Mike with you.
12:31It would be nice to teach him a little bit more on day.
12:35100%.
12:35Always ask me if you need him.
12:37Cool.
12:37Oh, apologies.
12:39Hi.
12:39Can I get you something to drink while you're upstairs?
12:41Campari grapefruit would be great?
12:42Yes.
12:43We're going to put these up.
12:45Welcome!
12:46We need a dance entrance from you now.
12:48Waltzing.
12:49I know, right?
12:50Oh, there it is!
12:54Oh, right?
12:55I always confuse.
12:57I put it out.
12:58Yes.
12:59I'm getting a Campari and grapefruit.
13:01I gave up provision for it, but we're not able to get fresh grapefruit.
13:04Okay, we've got this going.
13:05What's next?
13:06Quick hands.
13:07I like it.
13:09Dick, get ready on the floor, Dick.
13:11For a port anchor.
13:13Oh, don't do this to me again.
13:18Holy moly.
13:21Drop.
13:22Drop.
13:25Thank you, Mary.
13:27Do you have a little straw?
13:29Yes, I can get a little straw for you.
13:31The umbrella's cute, but I don't drink without a straw.
13:34That is three shackles.
13:36Holding at long stay.
13:37Okay, I have the eggs for shutting down.
13:40Is lunch ready?
13:42I can check with the chef, yeah, 100%.
13:44Let's eat.
13:45It's at 2.30.
13:46Daisy, guests are walking around the back, indicating they're very hungry, so they're ready.
13:50Coffee, thank you.
13:51Golly, did you hear that?
13:53I like beers.
13:53Oh, you're partial to pears.
13:55Lovely.
13:56Damn.
13:56I have a pear partiality as well.
14:00Just raise it.
14:01Yeah, there you go.
14:02Right, yeah.
14:03Well, they didn't have fresh grapefruit.
14:05Oh, no.
14:06Oh, wow.
14:08Hey, did you hear that?
14:10Where's that f***ing dinghy?
14:11Did you hear that?
14:12No.
14:12They're ready for lunch.
14:14I'm going to go up and speak to them now.
14:15Hey, just move slowly, Dave.
14:17Oh.
14:19Can we bother you for some tequila mules?
14:20I'd like to play that you're married now.
14:23Grab the towels.
14:25The towel?
14:26Grab the towels.
14:27Get ready for Joelle.
14:28We're going to load everything for snorkeling.
14:29And you can just leave it in that corridor for now.
14:31You know the port side area where we load everything in?
14:34I will ask.
14:34No worries.
14:35No, don't ask.
14:35You know where it is?
14:36That side door that we push out.
14:39Yeah, I know, I know.
14:41I don't know how to open this s***.
14:44Okay, so now I have to do Moscow mules for everyone.
14:48Plus one Bloody Mary.
14:50Okay.
14:50When Ben is late, it means they're bored.
14:54As I'm drinking a gankari, I'm changing my mind onto your Bloody Mary.
14:58We were already late greeting the guests.
15:01Now we're late for lunch.
15:02The pressure is on the stews to keep these guests happy.
15:05Your energy's good.
15:06I can tell you.
15:08It's good for me.
15:09When I grew up in kitchens, they were brutal.
15:12I got a frying pan, a hot frying pan thrown at my head.
15:16Do you know how to make a Bloody Mary?
15:18Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite thing to drink.
15:20So not only did it.
15:22Bloody, darling, we're ready to go.
15:24Alicia, can you go down and start running food when it's ready for you?
15:27Yeah, just to like put things in perspective.
15:29Right, right.
15:30What'd she say?
15:31When I was eight years old, there were bombs falling from the sky.
15:34What did she say?
15:35I'm not sure.
15:36Oh, look at that.
15:37Three olives.
15:38Ooh, la, la.
15:39That's what's up.
15:41It's spicy and sweet.
15:43It's interesting.
15:44Interesting means not sold on it.
15:47I wonder if I need to ask some seed about it.
15:50Would you like me to line up the platters?
15:51Yeah.
15:52Daisy, Daisy.
15:53The lady would like to see the ingredients of the Bloody Mary.
16:01I need tongs.
16:02Do we have bread?
16:03Drop it up, please, love.
16:05Bread, yep.
16:06Where the are the noodles?
16:09Sometimes there's like an artificial...
16:11Butter sauce, that's what it was.
16:14That you can taste.
16:15Perfect.
16:16Are we eating?
16:17Not just yet.
16:18I'm really sorry.
16:20Hold you back in a minute.
16:21The knives are horrible.
16:22I'm sorry, I'm trying my best.
16:23You did well.
16:25Are we ready?
16:26Hold on one second.
16:27What's your...
16:28Hold on, hold on, hold on.
16:29Hello?
16:30I'm hungry.
16:31Excuse me.
16:37I need that breakfast.
16:38I'm gonna do this.
16:39Maybe it's a liquid lunch.
16:41We're like on time.
16:42We are ready.
16:43You're like starving.
16:44Can I take this?
16:46Yeah, hold on.
16:46One second, one second.
16:48What's that?
16:48It's good, we're good.
16:50It's just f***ing hectic.
16:52Make sure they're really well looked after.
16:53They're gonna be tough.
16:55All right, this is udon noodle salad.
16:56Tuna, seared, spicy mayo.
16:59Okay, here you go.
17:00Take these two.
17:03So to start, we have a seared tuna with an udon salad.
17:06Love it.
17:06Looks good.
17:07They're crude, they're crude.
17:08We need to get some life jackets
17:10for people who can't swim that well.
17:12What?
17:13Copy.
17:14What did he say?
17:15Would you like some teriyaki chicken?
17:17Yes, please.
17:19This is...
17:20You don't like the noodles?
17:21Not my cup of tea.
17:22So good.
17:23Nice.
17:25Look at it all coming together.
17:27Vegetable bonzu.
17:28And scallop cake.
17:29Scallop cake.
17:31How are they?
17:32Yeah, good.
17:33Everything's so slow.
17:35They got intense there, but we made it.
17:37That was a b***h, man.
17:37Would you like a scallop cake?
17:39Oh, sure.
17:40I'm still learning these systems.
17:41Oh, we'll figure it out.
17:42It'll get better.
17:43Yeah, I like the scallop a lot.
17:44It's very fresh.
17:45What do you think, Azul?
17:46You need seafood.
17:47I like scallops in their home form.
17:50I think better than the cake.
17:51Hey, you can go and break now.
17:53Okay.
17:53Jason, if you're available, can we have a small chat with you?
17:56Yeah.
17:57Do you want to go to the bridge?
17:58Oh, yeah.
17:58Yeah.
17:59Okay.
18:03We need to speak because I don't want to have any problem at all because I'm trying to achieve
18:10something.
18:10Tell me exactly what you feel.
18:13Okay.
18:13The old crew's first mother tongue is English, so I'm just trying to exist.
18:18And when I'm stressed, I'm panicking and, you know, I don't understand things.
18:24Totally.
18:24Sometimes I feel like I'm stupid.
18:27To be here.
18:32I'm not trying to cry.
18:35Oh, really?
18:35I'm trying not to cry.
18:36In my family, I have that people around me, like, they always think that I'm not smart
18:43enough to do the things, to understand things.
18:47That voice is always there.
18:50Okay.
18:50And also, at the same time, I don't want to drown in that voices.
18:55Understood.
18:55Growing up, the dynamics in my family, it was not stable.
19:01I never felt like I had a father.
19:03He was married to three women at the same time.
19:06He's kind of narcissistic.
19:07So my mom left when I was nine and there was a physical and psychological violence.
19:14So now I don't talk to my parents, but I teach myself everything.
19:21I was always have that instinct, like, hey, please do not lose control of your life.
19:27Go work.
19:29Make your own money.
19:30I'm proud of myself.
19:32It's not about the chartering.
19:33It's a normal job that I'm used to that, but you have kind of strong accent for me.
19:38I kindly ask you to be more clear and sure because I really want to achieve it.
19:44I'm here.
19:45I want to finish that season, and I want to do that to them.
19:49Good.
19:49Like, I did it.
19:51I love it.
19:52You can just feel the energy with her.
19:54She's just, she's carrying a lot.
19:56I'm getting emotional thinking about it because I have got a daughter, and I know that when
20:00my daughter grows up, whatever direction she takes, she's always going to have a home,
20:04no matter what choices she makes, wrong or right, so that if we can support Batool here
20:09and give her a home while she's here, um, we'll do that.
20:14If I've got someone next to me that wants to work and is that passionate, that's what
20:18we want.
20:18If you're not understanding something, we can work through that.
20:21That's just a language barrier.
20:23Are you doing a great job?
20:25Thank you very much.
20:26Pleasure, Captain.
20:27Oh, are you back now?
20:28Yeah.
20:28Oh, my God, amazing.
20:29Yes.
20:30You're going to go with them in the tender and do drinks?
20:32Snorkel time?
20:33Yeah, let's do it.
20:34Snorkel time.
20:34Snorkel time.
20:35Let's do it.
20:35All right, let's go.
20:36Brax, ready?
20:37You good?
20:37I cannot wait to snorkel with the turtles.
20:39Can I have a seat, please?
20:40Yeah.
20:42How he's fighting the yacht, he's enjoying it.
20:43Yes.
20:44It's quite big, isn't it?
20:45Yeah.
20:46Even I keep getting lost.
20:48Oh, and look.
20:48Turtle on the port side.
20:50Oh, my God, I love it.
20:52Just around here, and you'll go around this edge, and you carry on all the way around.
20:56The courage will take you that way.
20:57Seeing the turtle, hate my day.
20:59Just carry on around this edge, and I'll meet you on that side.
21:05That's what we came here for, the turtles.
21:09Beautiful.
21:10It's crazy.
21:12Turtles and stingrays.
21:14Real fantastic.
21:15Massive.
21:18Lots of turtles on this side, yeah.
21:22The current's getting that way, underneath the water.
21:25Just keep an eye on them, please.
21:27Yeah.
21:29Hi.
21:30Hello.
21:31Do you have a few minutes to talk?
21:33Depends.
21:34What are we going to talk about?
21:35Fun stuff?
21:38Okay.
21:39I'll be right back.
21:39I'm worried about timings, because that was, it was quite slow.
21:44Was it?
21:45Yeah, it was a bit slow.
21:47The primary's wife is quite particular.
21:49Yeah.
21:50So, I think dinner's going to be quite sharp.
21:52The day got away from me.
21:53I'm just saying from you, from what I need.
21:55No, I want that.
21:55Yeah.
21:57All right.
21:58Okay.
21:58Okay, so we're winning.
21:59Good.
21:59Yes.
22:00Good shot.
22:04Are you struggling to swim?
22:05Are you okay?
22:06Okay.
22:07It's very strong current.
22:09The current that's pulling me back.
22:11Let's come this way.
22:12Hey, sweetie.
22:13Hey, hon.
22:14So, from the galley to that dining table, that's a big trek, right?
22:18I feel like I hiked Mount Everest.
22:21Yeah.
22:21Your legs are looking good, though, babe.
22:23It'll only get better.
22:25Oh, yeah.
22:26You got any more plans for the rest of the year?
22:28Probably China.
22:29I would like to visit China.
22:30I was actually meaning to go there.
22:31Just hold on tight, guys.
22:32There's the engine behind us.
22:34Oh, you all right?
22:35It's just the current set, strong.
22:37Yeah, let's grab you in now.
22:42I got it.
22:43Okay.
22:44We just need to move away from the reef.
22:47Guys, how many do we have everyone?
22:50Three, four.
22:51Who's missing?
22:52There's Madison there.
22:53There's two on the beach.
22:54Where's Liz?
22:54Where's Liz?
22:55Let's go.
22:56Let's go.
22:56This is dangerous.
22:58Did you see Liz?
22:59The one with the green.
23:00I almost hit the little kettle on the reef.
23:02But she had her life jacket on, eh?
23:04I didn't see Liz, but we're not doing it.
23:06She's not good, babe.
23:16Where is she?
23:17We lost Liz.
23:19I don't know.
23:20One piece, one shoulder.
23:21Wait.
23:34Can I grab you?
23:35You scared them.
23:37I was scary.
23:37If I didn't have a life jacket, I would have been like a little bit.
23:41The good thing is we have a few drinks for you as well.
23:44Now, I want to make you on the way.
23:46Yeah, Mexican meal.
23:47I am so relieved right now.
23:49My heart doesn't sink.
23:50It stopped.
23:51As a leader, guest safety is on me.
23:54But where the was Mike?
23:55He's got all the banter.
23:56He's great with guests.
23:57But we don't need just that.
23:59We need someone who's able to work as well as play.
24:02We need to be better.
24:03I'm not going through this again.
24:05I won't.
24:05We need to live 45 minutes.
24:07You are.
24:07You are.
24:08No worries.
24:09Tina took the Tina.
24:10We're taking this.
24:11No driver.
24:12Copy for interior.
24:14What's the return drink?
24:15Pina clara.
24:17The tool is passing me.
24:19And you take the guest?
24:20Yeah.
24:21Welcome on board.
24:22I was your swim.
24:24Oh, I need a whole body of this thing.
24:26Yeah.
24:27Mango pina clara.
24:28Oh, yes, please.
24:30I'm here for you.
24:33Thank you, darling.
24:34It was a pleasure.
24:36What time do you think you'd like dinner?
24:37Eight?
24:38Eight?
24:38Yeah, sure.
24:39F*** me, that was hectic.
24:43Oh, beautiful.
24:47Like her?
24:48Mm-hmm.
24:49Hey, gorgeous.
24:50You look hot and black.
24:51Oh, thank you.
24:52Big, strong man.
24:53I'm a big, strong man.
24:54He might get himself in trouble.
24:57Lisa, she's just fun-loving and good-hearted.
25:00That's the kind of girl I'd see long-term with.
25:02I've always looked up to my dad, too,
25:05and how he built his relationship with my mum.
25:07My mum and dad were just childhood sweethearts,
25:10close friends.
25:11You know, they've had six kids together.
25:13I want to find someone that's going to help me
25:16emulate their marriage.
25:17Don't be going unsatisfied.
25:19Behave.
25:21Fudge knuckle.
25:21The energy in at least is giving off.
25:23That is not I'm in a relationship vibe.
25:25It's tough, because it's mixed signals.
25:27Part of me worries.
25:28Is she playing, like, a game with that?
25:30Is this something she just gets a little bit of a kick out of?
25:32Is that her wanting me to try and chase her?
25:36My head's a bit twisted.
25:37That's right.
25:38How's it going, Jase?
25:39How'd the snorkeling go?
25:41Good.
25:42I got a little bit of a heart sink,
25:44because we were counting.
25:45And then we were like,
25:46where's the eighth person, Liz?
25:49Yeah.
25:49I was myself.
25:50Yeah, that current was a little tough.
25:52Literally, they just started splitting.
25:54The current was too strong.
25:55It's actually yachting 101.
25:57We need to have more responsibility.
25:59I know we have a bit of current through here,
26:01but I just,
26:02I thought you'd be just hanging around that point there.
26:04You can always radio over.
26:05I could have run over.
26:06I was going to.
26:07We had it just under control.
26:08Okay.
26:08On my side,
26:09I need to definitely go prior to,
26:11if I can,
26:12quickly jump in the water even,
26:14have a feel of it,
26:15we'll be on top of that.
26:17It's pretty scary
26:17when something like this happens.
26:19I've never lost a guest.
26:20I've lost myself once.
26:22Diving.
26:23We went under
26:23and the current took us.
26:25We'll fly.
26:26Our dive boat
26:27actually went the wrong direction.
26:28And a fisherman picked us up.
26:30But at the end of the day,
26:31we know the gravity
26:32of what could have happened.
26:34Oof.
26:35That mistake will not happen again.
26:37All good.
26:38You can learn.
26:38Yep.
26:39How was the snorkel trip?
26:41Oh, it was fun.
26:41It was fabulous.
26:43Are you okay?
26:43Joelle came and spoke to me
26:45and said that.
26:45That we lost Liz?
26:47Yeah.
26:47I saw Stingray
26:48and I was trying to follow it,
26:49but no,
26:50I appreciate you checking up on me,
26:51but no, no,
26:52it was wonderful.
26:53But you're safe,
26:53so drink up some margaritas.
26:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:55Thank you, thank you.
26:57Tonight is
26:58the Polo and Pearls
26:59candlelit dinner.
27:01Oh.
27:01Polo is in the host.
27:03Dinner night one.
27:03Christian and Annette
27:04want the theme night
27:05to be
27:06Polo and Pearls
27:07bringing a touch of elegance
27:08to their favorite hobby.
27:10I'm not going to micromanage
27:12about what decorations you use.
27:14I'm sure you can figure it out,
27:15whatever you want.
27:15No, I love being micromanaged.
27:20Shower time!
27:21All right,
27:22we'll see you at eight.
27:27It smells like farts
27:29in the laundry room.
27:31Okay,
27:32let's not sit and up
27:33because we don't really
27:33have much time.
27:34Thanks for helping.
27:36It's all right.
27:37Are you enjoying it so far?
27:38Yeah!
27:39I'm having a great day.
27:40Have you been a sous-chef
27:41before or not?
27:42I've only worked in the spa
27:43and I've worked at the stew,
27:44obviously.
27:45Oh, nice.
27:46I love a spa.
27:46Do you?
27:47We'll have to do
27:48a little pamper night one night.
27:49That'd be great!
27:50We've got loads of face masks
27:51upstairs.
27:52Mike, Mike, for Jenna.
27:53I'll get them out.
27:55F*** that.
27:56Ellie's a bit of me.
27:58Blonde, nice,
27:59little hourglass figure.
28:00To be honest,
28:01I'd say Daisy number one,
28:03but I feel like
28:04she's just not going
28:04to play that card right now.
28:05So, my plan
28:06is go full steam ahead
28:08with Ellie.
28:09Are you finished, Mike?
28:10Yeah, just finish the dishes.
28:11Yeah, can you please go
28:12up and say some happiness?
28:13Yeah, please.
28:14Be quick.
28:15Come on, man.
28:17Hello.
28:19Oh, Mike.
28:20You all right?
28:20I've come to give you your hands.
28:21Okay, we're going to have
28:22to find some sweet chili sauce,
28:23honey.
28:24I have an idea.
28:24Where's my idea?
28:25Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.
28:27Tip, tip, tip, tip.
28:28We don't really have
28:29much time to decorate this place.
28:31Oh, I forgot laundry.
28:34What the?
28:35More decorations are bad, eh?
28:37Pearls, yes or no?
28:38Yes, absolutely.
28:39Polos and pearls, baby.
28:41We got some.
28:42Legend.
28:46It's a good uniform
28:47till tonight.
28:49Oh, it looks fabulous.
28:51How long do we have, team?
28:5315 minutes.
28:54Actually, I don't mind the hat.
28:55No, it's beautiful.
28:57What else?
28:58What else?
28:58What else?
28:59What do you think I should do, honey?
29:01Uh...
29:07We're running out of time,
29:09so we have to do this.
29:11All right, that's great.
29:14Oh, my God.
29:15Are we all right?
29:16Christ, on a bike.
29:18I don't know.
29:18Wait till the pace.
29:19I don't know.
29:19Let's just go.
29:20This is already taking so long.
29:23Oh, ****.
29:24Hi, you look amazing.
29:27You guys look great, too.
29:29Getting in the team.
29:30Okay, it's too late.
29:31I have to see any of the ****.
29:32I'm sorry.
29:33What is this?
29:35Wrong day.
29:37No, this is for tomorrow.
29:39Daisy.
29:40Country Western's for tomorrow.
29:42Oh.
29:42Those are country horses,
29:44not racing horses.
29:45Oh.
29:45Hold on, Pearlstein.
29:46So let's get rid of it
29:47before everybody sees it.
29:48Before everybody sees it.
29:49What is polo
29:50if it's not **** horses?
29:52Country Western, tomorrow.
29:54Is it just the pearls?
29:55And hats?
29:57I thought polo was horses.
29:59Isn't that horses?
30:00It is.
30:00Yes, it is.
30:00They're not country horses.
30:01It's a different type of horse.
30:02Oh.
30:04Make it make sense.
30:07Why is this not going great?
30:09You guys have had two hours
30:11to set this off.
30:12I know.
30:12I thought they were all
30:13basically upset.
30:14It's crazy.
30:15It's crazy.
30:16I'm starting to feel like
30:17this whole charter is cursed.
30:19When things don't go right,
30:20not only does Jason look bad,
30:22but I look bad
30:23because I am the face
30:24of the yacht.
30:26Well, it is polos and pearls today.
30:28Let's not forget.
30:37Gally, Gally, we have all
30:39begun as well.
30:40We're about to do
30:41water and drink.
30:42Oh, there's pearls.
30:44Oh, my God.
30:45I love it.
30:46You look gorgeous, ladies.
30:47We are good on timing.
30:49So punctual.
30:50Can you please start
30:51carving?
30:52They're all free.
30:53Yes, of course.
30:54Okay, throw that garlic in there
30:55and give it a stir, sweetie pie.
30:57Keep stirring over here.
30:59Just don't let them burn, please.
31:01Housekeeping.
31:02Oh, sorry.
31:02Now we're just on the back foot.
31:04I want the back of the bar clean.
31:06I want everything ready.
31:07I want water poured.
31:08Okay.
31:08Okay, thank you.
31:09Roughly how many minutes, Ben?
31:11Give me like five.
31:13That's perfect.
31:14All right, Christian.
31:15Cheers.
31:15Cheers, cheers.
31:16Good choice on the wine.
31:18Okay, Alicia, what am I doing?
31:20I haven't asked you in a long time.
31:22All right, cool.
31:23Okay, what is this?
31:24Lobster spring roll.
31:26Thai chili dressing.
31:28Ooh, la la.
31:29Okay, this looks nice.
31:31Bon appetit.
31:32And you can go down
31:33and help Alyssa with how long.
31:34Okay.
31:35Should we ask him
31:35if the lobster was over
31:36two and a half pounds
31:37since I'm allergic to anything under?
31:40Mmm, this is wonderful.
31:42It's all right, Petal.
31:43Just take your time.
31:45Take your time.
31:47Just relax.
31:48No, I'm about to have an aneurysm.
31:49Get up.
31:51Did that seem long,
31:53that starter coming out?
31:54Yes.
31:54It felt long.
31:55Yes.
31:56Yeah.
31:56Okay, what are we doing?
31:57Can I ask?
31:58Um, s***.
32:00I need, I got the veggie
32:01and now I need to do
32:02a quick steak sauce.
32:03I'm going to clean up
32:04in the meanwhile.
32:05Okay.
32:06Ben is an excellent chef.
32:07I'm not a chef, obviously.
32:09But Ben needs structure.
32:11He's very chaotic
32:12and I feel like
32:13I'm the person
32:13that brings the structure.
32:14Do you know where
32:15that grader is
32:16that I had earlier?
32:17Here.
32:17Oh, yeah, legend.
32:18Thanks.
32:19There was a lot
32:20of serious turmoil
32:22in the environment
32:23I grew up in.
32:24My family experienced
32:25a war in Bosnia
32:27where we lost
32:27a lot of family members.
32:28We went through a bombing
32:30when I was eight.
32:31The core of my self-worth
32:33is based on my ability
32:35to overcome difficulty.
32:37That's where I got
32:37my organized side from.
32:40That was just, like,
32:41the tool I had
32:43to help me take a step back
32:44from the chaos.
32:46Here we go.
32:51Golly, we are going to be clearing
32:53in two minutes.
32:54Quick question.
32:55Yeah.
32:55I need Mike for five minutes.
32:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
32:58He's in the cabins.
32:59Just get around him.
33:00Perfect.
33:01It's really nice, actually.
33:02Nice.
33:02A bit salt.
33:03Straight in?
33:04Yeah.
33:05I heard it's amazing.
33:07You're welcome.
33:08Dick team, dick team,
33:09can you meet me
33:10on the main deck card?
33:14Okay, Golly,
33:14that's service cleared.
33:16All plates are cleared, chef.
33:17Thank you, sir.
33:19Right, quick one, guys.
33:20So today was a f*** up
33:22regarding the guests.
33:23We almost lost someone.
33:24It's one of the scariest moments
33:26anyone could have.
33:27We were away from that woman
33:29for five minutes,
33:30six minutes.
33:31Easy.
33:32Mike, you sorted them drinks,
33:33but at the end of the day,
33:35prioritise the safety of the guests.
33:37Of course.
33:38If she didn't have a life jacket,
33:39we'd be f***ed.
33:40We can't have it happening.
33:42Joe, I was a fully qualified captain.
33:44I'm literally one week
33:45into being a Dex 2,
33:46so give us a break.
33:48So what I need you to know
33:50is risk assessment
33:52to start off with.
33:53Before we get on a tender,
33:55how many guests are there?
33:56Let's get them ready
33:57so they all jump out
33:58at the same time.
33:59I'll jump in the water next time.
34:00Yeah.
34:01I'll have a feel.
34:01Let's f***ing jack our s*** up
34:03in that sense.
34:03Yeah, I want to be right.
34:04So you guys off.
34:05I'll stay up until the last minute.
34:07We'll see you in the morning.
34:08Give me a kiss.
34:09Good night.
34:09Of course I will.
34:10I'll give you an hour.
34:13Did anybody find snacks
34:14in their room?
34:15No.
34:16Hungry?
34:16Yeah.
34:19They're a bit late
34:20on that first meal,
34:21so that's why I'm pushing.
34:23I'm just...
34:24I like it.
34:25My presence is a push.
34:26That's the mark of a strong man.
34:28Okay, we're going to make
34:29a Tian with this.
34:30One scoop here.
34:31Right.
34:32And then just turn it like that
34:33and hit it with the back
34:34of the spoon.
34:36What?
34:37Everything's so slow.
34:38How are they up there?
34:40The gas?
34:40They're great.
34:40They're fine.
34:41I think I'm going to need
34:42an espresso.
34:43All right, Daisy?
34:43Yes?
34:44Hey, we've been waiting for you.
34:45Where are we, Ben?
34:45Don't even try that.
34:47It's a fillet of beef
34:48with a warm white bean salad.
34:51Oh, there they are.
34:54Thank you very much.
34:54Appreciate it.
34:56Mine's pretty well done.
34:58His looks pretty bloody.
35:00You want raw?
35:01Uh-oh.
35:01Yeah.
35:02Here you go.
35:02Let's switch plates.
35:03Mine's rare.
35:04This is perfectly cooked.
35:07Good night, Captain.
35:08See you tomorrow.
35:09Have a good sleep.
35:09Well done.
35:15Are you happy with everything?
35:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:17I'll just pack the pillows away,
35:19but I'm really happy.
35:21Fine.
35:22Are you done?
35:23Yeah.
35:25How did it get so late?
35:27Ship happens.
35:28Ship happens!
35:31Let's go.
35:32Aw.
35:33Love you guys.
35:35Good night.
35:35See you in the morning.
35:37Thanks for your help.
35:43I'm not actually going to wet myself.
35:46Oh my God.
35:47I hate this day.
35:49Night.
35:50Good night.
35:51Oh, look at this.
35:53My God, I love it.
35:55Where are the guests?
35:55I know.
35:57I just wanted to talk about today really quickly.
35:59Let's sit for a second.
36:01So guys, today was chaos.
36:02Yeah.
36:02I come up and we're still doing decorations
36:05at five past eight.
36:07Absolutely not okay.
36:08You've got to remember though
36:08that people like me
36:10have never done this before.
36:12Mike, if dinner is eight,
36:13which I told all of you dinner was eight.
36:14Yeah.
36:15It's seven o'clock.
36:16Can you not think
36:17I've been told to do the decorations?
36:19I better get this done as quickly as possible
36:21because Daisy wants this done.
36:23I do feel like I am getting pulled about a little bit
36:25between the interior, the exterior.
36:27I'll be honest, right?
36:28If I know in the back of my head,
36:29well, this needs done, that needs done,
36:31this needs done.
36:31There's always things to be done.
36:32That bar was hideous.
36:35The minute that I feel like
36:36I'm starting to not look good,
36:38I will stand up for myself.
36:40Your thought process should be,
36:41I need to get these decorations done.
36:43If I'm going to do decorations,
36:44I'm not going to go and do the bar.
36:46There is always something to be done
36:47on this boat.
36:59I know we're tired,
37:00but if guests aren't around,
37:02I want to see almost basically running.
37:04But I'm just saying,
37:05I'm literally doing interior and exterior,
37:07running around this boat like a headless chicken.
37:09But when I'm doing this...
37:11These don't think that I'm personally attacking you.
37:13This is a conversation.
37:14I, me, it's a collective.
37:16It's everyone.
37:17You're not in trouble.
37:18I'm not upset.
37:19Yeah.
37:19I'm asking everything to be done quickly.
37:21Which I agree with, yeah.
37:22Yeah, that's it.
37:23And I can definitely improve on that,
37:24100%, yeah.
37:25Okay, great.
37:26Alicia, you go to bed.
37:27You're up at seven.
37:28Thank you, thank you,
37:29and well done today.
37:44Ouch.
37:46Feeling better?
37:47Oh, I'm pretty tired.
37:54Good morning, chef.
37:56Hey, how are you?
37:56Great to see yourself.
37:58Good, thank you.
37:59Something on your mind?
38:03It's all you.
38:04It's all you.
38:07Nice competition here, darling.
38:09I'm going to get you to start getting the beach set up.
38:13It will be a full sit-down lunch.
38:15That's fine.
38:15We need to make sure the guests are happy and do better.
38:17Yeah, that's no problem.
38:18Okay, cool.
38:19Wow, that was good.
38:21Look how beautiful this is.
38:23Happy birthday.
38:25Today is the day.
38:26After yesterday, we have to step it up.
38:27Let's start with all the beach set up.
38:29Okay.
38:30Alicia, that's all guests at the table.
38:32All cabins are free.
38:33Copy, thank you.
38:34Here we have, this is a brie pesto tomato patata.
38:40There's like no easy way to eat the bacon.
38:43It's the worst.
38:44I know.
38:45We're going to go around that corner.
38:51Oh, that feels so good.
38:53Right, let's make a move.
38:55Guess the short 12, lunch at one.
38:58One.
38:59Um, all right, sweet.
39:02Righto.
39:03Start up first.
39:04Can you take that one just so you can come and see now?
39:05See you guys.
39:06Enjoy.
39:07Bye, thank you.
39:08Let's do a lobster salad wrap, okay?
39:12Grab some tails.
39:13Hi, guys, how are yous?
39:15Oh, it's hot.
39:16This is what scares me.
39:17It's so hot when the breeze is not blowing.
39:20You can go on your two-hour break.
39:22Yeah, of course.
39:23And this looks great.
39:24Like it?
39:25Yeah, I love it.
39:26We're going to do lunch in about 30 minutes.
39:29So if you want to have a walk, I think there's like some bars.
39:32Holy hotness.
39:34You know what?
39:35Can I send the Tinder back?
39:36My bathing suit.
39:37Of course.
39:38So I hung the one that I was wearing earlier on the back of the bathroom door.
39:42We'll get that for you.
39:44Wouldn't a tuna pokey wrap would be really nice, I think?
39:47Yeah.
39:47They're more transportable.
39:48Exactly.
39:49Let's go discover.
39:50The Primaries cabin, their swim shorts are hanging in the back of George.
39:54Can you bring them by?
39:55No worries at all.
39:56Okay.
39:56Okay.
39:58I'm going to need a tree.
40:02Yee-haw!
40:04It's running up.
40:04Yeah.
40:05You know what?
40:06I want to put capers in there, please.
40:11Did you change?
40:12I'm waiting for it still.
40:14Okay.
40:15It's disgusting, huh?
40:16Here, I don't want to leave you alone.
40:17I need to sit for a moment.
40:20What?
40:20Yeah.
40:22All right, we can get it sparkling.
40:25Two, and we'll just take the shorts anyway.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:29I'm dying.
40:30Maybe put this into the shade.
40:31Yes, for sure.
40:32I'm not cut out for the heat.
40:34Can I get you anything, Annette?
40:35Water, please.
40:36Yeah.
40:36Yes, thank you.
40:38How long are you guys going to be?
40:39Three or four minutes.
40:42Let's go.
40:42We have to go eat.
40:44Yeah, let's head back.
40:45Oh.
40:46I'm overheating.
40:47It's not what I was picturing for a picnic.
40:49What the f*** is Eddie doing?
40:54I told Eddie to come straight back with those swimsuits.
40:56I needed them 30 minutes ago.
40:58What is what Daisy said?
40:59He needs to come here right now with those swimsuits.
41:02And the food needs to be here now.
41:04They're getting annoyed.
41:07Any idea on the whereabouts of our boat?
41:09I'm checking on it now for you.
41:11They thought you were going to come here, get the swimsuits,
41:13go back, and then come back.
41:15I wasn't told that.
41:15The primary's cabin, their swim shorts
41:18are hanging in the back of the door.
41:19Can you bring them back?
41:20No worries at all.
41:21Faith in the eye.
41:22Okay, I can go back now.
41:26What's going on?
41:26Maybe it's faster if I go back to the boat.
41:28They're pretty close to eating, right, Jason?
41:30Yes, they're ready.
41:31Yeah, they're very ready.
41:32F***, man.
41:34F***.
41:34We're ready to go.
41:35Do you want, like, a cold drink?
41:36Yeah, we need a...
41:37She's overheating.
41:39Everything since these guests came on board
41:41has been f***ing late.
41:42Our greeting for them has been late.
41:44Meals have been late.
41:45The decor has been late.
41:46Now, the f***ing swimsuits
41:48are late.
41:48I said, Eddie, go get the swimsuits.
41:50Not, Eddie, go get the swimsuits
41:52when you f***ing feel like it.
41:54I mean, at this stage,
41:55I don't even think we have enough time
41:56to make up for all these f***ing f***ing f***ing ups.
42:00Quick hands, quick hands.
42:02The utensils are hot.
42:04F*** sake.
42:05Katina, Katina.
42:06Oh, my God, this is painfully hot.
42:07This is miserable.
42:12Next on Below Deck Down Under.
42:14Yee-haw.
42:15Coming down for service.
42:16We can't really understand anything you ever said.
42:18Stop talking and go with service.
42:20Yeah, but you're going to do it again in five minutes.
42:21Speak when you start getting it out on time.
42:23That is sexy.
42:25You got really nice eyes.
42:27We could be in love.
42:28Love.
42:28Yeah.
42:32Eddie and Jenna,
42:34I think you can see on my face that it bothers me.
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