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00:15Previously on Below Deck Down Under
00:21It's going to be an hour in one day Eddie
00:23Alright we'll get married in New Zealand then
00:25I did feel betrayed by Eddie
00:28But you know, what can I say?
00:30Love is in the air
00:32I do not agree with you
00:34I don't believe that
00:35I like die by rejection
00:38Usually I wouldn't try it
00:39But if I knew I was going to get rejected
00:40Yeah exactly
00:41The more time I spend with Joao
00:44For sure he's more attractive
00:45For me I definitely build attraction through friendship
00:50How are you? Come on
00:55What's your favourite dessert?
00:57Cheesecake
00:57What kind of cheesecake?
00:59Lemon meringue
00:59Lemon meringue, we'll remember that
01:01I've got my eyes on the prize
01:03And the prize is your
01:05There's a pussy liner stuck to the wall
01:09I had asked Daisy
01:10If we could have some wine in our room
01:12Or stand in the room
01:13Okay
01:13I do feel the pressure of being the second stew
01:17Felicia and Mike
01:18Just pull your weight
01:21Don't fucking try me
01:22Are you angry?
01:23Don't fucking try me
01:24Okay guys
01:25Leave the galley and go to your cabin
01:27You deserve it
01:27And I will do it again
01:29Motherf*****
01:30Always calls me
01:31Honey, baby
01:32I know it's a term of a demon
01:33But it's not sitting well with her
01:35That's something you have to work on
01:36There needs to be some respect
01:37I'm not dismissing what Ellie
01:39Originally set out
01:40And had issues with
01:41But the way she went about it
01:43That's the problem
01:44And Ben needs to take account
01:46For the original issue
01:47Where this got to
01:49Is not acceptable
01:49I want to see a result
01:51If you have a problem with that
01:53We make changes
02:04I want to see that galley
02:06Back where it was
02:06Thank you, Captain
02:08Thank you, appreciate you
02:09Okay
02:09Have a bit of a chat
02:10Thank you, Captain
02:15So, I've never had a male supervisor
02:18Call me those names
02:19Yeah, yeah
02:19And I know you don't mean it that way
02:22But every time you use one of those words
02:24It felt like a lack of respect
02:26And it felt like I was
02:27My value was being diminished
02:28This man is putting me down
02:30And I need to stand my ground
02:31Oh, s***, no
02:32Well, firstly
02:33It's a British colloquialism
02:35I use it in high-pressure environments
02:37Like the galley
02:38I always thought of it as a defuser
02:41Rather than a fuser
02:42Right
02:43Yeah, I'm sorry
02:44No, thank you
02:45That's the last thing I would do
02:47I thought you were a great help
02:48Well, I still do
02:49And you just wanted to be shown respect
02:51Yes, that's all
02:53And I got there
02:54I mean, I want you to stay
02:57And be good
02:58Yeah, and I want to stay as well
02:59I want us to finish this together
03:00And I think we have a good thing going
03:02Yeah
03:02I want to be approachable, honestly
03:04If you notice
03:05I haven't slipped up once today
03:07Yes, thank you
03:07So I am really conscious of it
03:10Yeah
03:11You know how you have like a swear jar?
03:14Yeah
03:16I was thinking about
03:17Like a honey pot or something
03:19Okay, a honey pot, okay
03:21Okay, that's a good idea
03:21And like every time I do it
03:23It's a couple bucks, you know
03:25Or something like that, you know
03:27Okay, yes
03:27Would you go for that?
03:28Yes
03:28So then you're winning every time I do it
03:31Would that be good?
03:32Yes
03:32I'm kind of
03:35Embarrassed
03:35I allowed myself to lose my cool
03:37But I'm in it to win it
03:40And if I learn how to manage Ben's personality
03:44There is nothing I cannot do
03:46Ben, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
03:49You did scare the shit out of me
03:51I'm not going to lie
03:52Are you scared the shit out of me as well?
03:54Yeah
03:54I'm sorry
03:54I was getting ready to run
03:58Hello
03:58Yo, how's it been?
04:01Good
04:01We have worked through it
04:02And I know we can continue this season without any tension
04:05Yeah
04:06Good
04:07It's a shitload of work
04:08I can't do it without all of you guys
04:10But I definitely can't do it without food
04:12Yes
04:12I'm sorry
04:13Okay
04:14And thank you
04:15Captain
04:16Okay
04:17I'll let you guys go
04:18Thank you
04:19Thank you
04:24Check sundick
04:26Make sure there's no hectic spots on the tee
04:29Cheers
04:30Thank you for being united
04:31We're moving on
04:33Thanks Ellie
04:34All right, we're good
04:35Okay, what do we got?
04:37Can you help me bring all this stuff up?
04:39Because I just want to make room
04:40My colourful penis is in one of these
04:43This is for provisioners
04:44So we leave on the dock
04:45Get all the bins out
04:46Okay
04:47Whatever's left
04:47Katina, overall experience
04:49Five stars
04:50What could have been better?
04:51Painliness and comfort
04:52Two stars
04:53That's not good
04:54You go
04:55I'm deep soaking some stuff
04:57Everything's been pearly white
04:58All the washing machines
04:59I got this as a gift
05:00Oh, what?
05:02Do you want it?
05:02You can have it
05:03Yeah
05:04You can have it
05:05It's your snake
05:05Every time you get it
05:06You're big of a head
05:07Why do you just get all the best gifts
05:09And I get all the shit ones?
05:10These people actually like me
05:11We're gonna
05:12I actually really want that
05:13No
05:13That's my love
05:14I love it
05:16Okay
05:16Girls
05:18Can you start sorting through this?
05:20Yeah
05:20I'm gonna kiss the penis
05:22Oh my god
05:22I'm going down to the laundry
05:28Like who
05:30For f***s sake
05:32This f***s me off so much
05:34Like don't f***ing come to me
05:36That you don't have uniform
05:37And you're f***ing hoarding it
05:40Oh
05:42It's okay
05:43It's okay
05:44It's okay
05:44Why are you giggling, ass?
05:48Are you not gonna tell me?
05:52I do like Daisy
05:53There's no doubt about that
05:55She's beautiful
05:56You know
05:56She's very sweet
05:57She's kind
05:58She's protective
05:58I love her accent
06:00Very Irish
06:01I understand
06:02I'm just venting
06:03I'm here for it, Daisy
06:04Okay
06:06I think that there is
06:08A form of chemistry
06:09That we're trying to figure out
06:11Without making it obvious
06:12To each other
06:13It's holding your cards
06:15Close to you
06:16So that you don't get disappointed
06:18But I can't help myself
06:20From being drawn towards it
06:22F***ing coolie
06:23Don't make cool heavy
06:25I'll carry this
06:26Maybe one
06:27Attention all crew
06:28All crew
06:29Please meet in the main salon
06:30Immediately for the tip meeting
06:32Yeah
06:34That's what happens after four days
06:36Start getting a bit bonkers
06:38Wow
06:38These are nice, hey?
06:40Yeah, nice, hey
06:41Let's go
06:42Let's get into this
06:43Tip meeting
06:44Charter four
06:44Woo
06:47Granddad
06:50Right on
06:51Okay
06:52I just want you to know
06:54The galley situation
06:55We have a good talk about that
06:56But I'd like to honore this again
06:58From anyone
06:59We need to work together
07:00We need to support each other
07:02Okay?
07:02Thank you
07:03Well, Charter four
07:04We're getting to that stage though
07:06We should be kind of
07:07Hitting some marks
07:08When I look through the reviews
07:09And see there's some
07:10Housekeeping issues
07:11The helmet
07:12I'm thinking
07:12It's got to go
07:13To the housekeeping
07:15And obviously
07:16The leader hasn't stopped
07:17So I'm going to give it to
07:18The second in charge
07:20Of the housekeeping
07:21I'll take it
07:22I want the crew to step up
07:24Take some leadership
07:25Take some work
07:26Off the heads of department
07:27How can you
07:28Take me seriously
07:30With this bloody hat on though?
07:32We're here to grow
07:34We're here to expand
07:35And we can do that
07:35There is zero reason
07:37For us to be making
07:38These mistakes
07:39On Charter four
07:40It's stuff that I've been
07:41Asking them from the beginning
07:43Which is pretty
07:44F***ing simple
07:45Tips for this charter
07:4622,000
07:48That is 1,692 each
07:51Yes
07:51That's pretty hefty
07:52Nice
07:52Well done guys
07:54Let's go
07:54Thank you
07:56You're my interior team
07:58Have a quick meeting
07:59About what's going on
08:00Yeah
08:00It's okay
08:01The last charter
08:02There were huge gaps
08:04Guys keeping stuff
08:06That was a lot
08:07When I'm not around
08:08Jenna is in charge
08:10I do want to be in charge
08:11And take responsibility
08:12And I want to be
08:14Your go to person
08:15Before you go to Daisy
08:17About things
08:18We don't need such a high
08:19Level of involvement
08:21Jenna you're wearing
08:22The Duns cap this week
08:23I don't really fancy
08:24Taking any orders
08:26From you at the moment
08:26There's a f***ing
08:28S*** tonne of stuff to do
08:29I'm going to carry on
08:30With the decorations
08:30And you're going to
08:31Count to a mask
08:32Perfect
08:33And then all that
08:33Hello
08:35How are you?
08:37Good
08:37And then I have
08:39Another question
08:39Yes ma'am
08:40Would you like a massage?
08:42That would be amazing
08:43Awesome
08:43My way of winning a man over
08:45Is with my massage
08:47The richest person in Russia
08:50I'm not allowed to say
08:51The names that have NDAs
08:52I was his personal massage therapist
08:54So I take a lot of pride
08:56In my massage skills
08:57I'll say the massage table
08:59Awesome
08:59Cool
09:00Thank you
09:00Awesome
09:00Yes
09:03Deck team
09:03Deck team
09:04Great job
09:04Return for the day
09:05That'll do donkey
09:06That'll do
09:07Copy that
09:07Thank you
09:10You good?
09:11Yeah
09:13You?
09:14Yeah
09:14All good
09:15Thanks
09:16Is it four o'clock?
09:17Yeah
09:17Yeah
09:17You're done for the day
09:19Thank you for all your help
09:20Thank you so much
09:30Are you going to enjoy
09:31Having a massage?
09:32Yeah
09:32Yeah
09:32Do I give you
09:33Like a proper
09:34Relaxing massage?
09:36Yeah
09:40Hello
09:41Hello
09:42Oh
09:42Let's set up the table
09:44That's fine
09:44I'll set up the table now
09:45Okay
09:46Awesome
09:46I'm liking the attention
09:48But I'm Ellie
09:48I wish it was from Daisy
09:50I don't want to say that in public
09:52But
09:53Why aren't you just telling Daisy?
09:56I don't want to ask her directly
09:58I don't want to beat around the bush
09:59She's a no bullshit kind of person
10:01I think that if I ask her
10:02Her walls will go even further up
10:04And she'll shuttle from me
10:05I don't want to scare her away
10:07But in the meantime
10:08Who's going to say no to a free massage?
10:10Massage is always associated with something more
10:12It's not the kind of massage
10:15Today
10:15Today
10:16For now
10:18I spoke to her while
10:20I think he likes you
10:21Me and Daisy
10:22Have you ever thought about it?
10:25I do like it honestly
10:26That's hot
10:27Yes
10:29I'm not being here for that drama
10:30Like
10:31Ellie and Joelle
10:32Are we kind of full on
10:33You're such a girl's girl
10:34I'm really just here to work
10:36Everything off?
10:37Yeah
10:37Ellie
10:38She has no vocabulary to beat around the bush
10:41She's definitely giving her something
10:43Giving her whatever she's giving her
10:52How are you feeling about Ellie
10:55Giving Joelle this private massage?
10:57Well yeah
10:58Like I'm not gonna like
10:59Sit here and be like
11:00I'm so
11:01With like
11:02You know
11:03I haven't had a chance
11:04To really speak to Joelle all week
11:05Or
11:06All season
11:08Obviously
11:09Ellie
11:10Is
11:10A little bit of a shark
11:12I guess I'm not really like that
11:14Like I'm much more of a slow burner
11:16Are you feeling jealous right now?
11:18Do I seem jealous?
11:19No
11:20I don't feel jealous
11:22Face down please
11:25They could be
11:26That's why I'm all in science
11:28What do you mean?
11:29Of course they are
11:30What shut off do you think they are?
11:32100%
11:34Really?
11:35100% they were me
11:37I really feel relaxed
11:39I'm good
11:42Whatever
11:48Do you do all the squats?
11:51No
11:51What?
11:53Dead legs?
11:54Nope
11:54Wow
11:55Oh it feels amazing
11:57Mmhmm
12:04When's your birthday?
12:06In five days
12:07So this is your pre-birthday massage
12:08You gotta get another one later on
12:10No I don't think
12:11If you like something
12:12It's available to me
12:13I made that very clear
12:15From the start
12:18Hey that's your
12:19Thank you so much
12:21My pleasure
12:22Um
12:23I'm keeping it professional
12:25It's kind of hard right now
12:26But I'm trying to keep this professional
12:27And I'm hoping
12:28We kind of have
12:29A chance
12:30After the party
12:32To
12:33You know
12:34Get to know each other
12:34A little bit better
12:36Thank you so much
12:37I don't know
12:38It's not
12:38My problem
12:41It also I'm like
12:42I don't think
12:42You still like
12:46Oh my god
12:47Oh my god
12:47Hi
12:48What is happening here?
12:50Wow
12:52How did your massage go?
12:54Really well
12:55Good
12:56Yeah
12:56We had a nice time
13:03Oh
13:04Slate
13:06Massive slate
13:07That's all
13:08Benny boy
13:09You coming out tonight or not?
13:11Not going out
13:11You're not coming out?
13:12I want to give Ellie some space
13:14Good on you
13:15Feel good?
13:16Hey
13:16Good
13:17How are you?
13:18I'm feeling relaxed
13:19You're like
13:19I'm sure you are
13:21It was very good
13:22You look happy
13:25Thank you
13:26Yay
13:27All right guys
13:31Good night
13:31Where's that helmet?
13:33I got it as my handbag
13:35Oh baby
13:37Oh
13:43I got some stakes
13:44Do you like?
13:45I'll get changed
13:46Don't get changed
13:47I'll match you
13:48Let's do it
13:48All right
13:49Why is Ben not out with them?
13:50Because of them having their situation
13:52Okay
13:55How's your massage went?
13:57Oh my god
13:58Yes
13:59It was awesome
14:00Did it go further than your massage?
14:02Did you
14:03You didn't kiss?
14:04No
14:04What?
14:05We're eating into it
14:06Will you kiss him tonight?
14:08Maybe
14:08I love it
14:10I love it
14:10I love it
14:11I love it
14:12I'm so forward
14:13Yeah
14:14Thank you
14:16Yes
14:17Kiss him out
14:18Kiss him
14:18Ha ha
14:20Ha ha
14:21I'm gonna make a little cheese bone
14:23Perfect
14:23High school
14:25Yay
14:26Can we order some pizza please?
14:28Two margaritas
14:29Three pepperonis
14:30I'll have a meat lovers
14:31We're wanting a steak
14:33Make sure you position
14:34Fat down
14:35There you go
14:36Now you just let them sizzle
14:37That's it
14:38For a bit
14:39Guys
14:40If you'd rather
14:40I'm smoking
14:41So I stand somewhere else
14:42Is that what I hate?
14:43F*** off
14:44You are so funny
14:46I love the psychos
14:48And thank you
14:48Tits
14:49Clips
14:49And everything
14:50No no no
14:51We had to do a bit together
14:57How's your appearance like?
14:59Yeah
14:59I don't know
15:01My appearance
15:02Not really traditional
15:03They were like
15:04Three support
15:05Children pastors
15:06Yeah
15:06But I always got
15:08Yeah I went Sunday school
15:09Sunday school
15:10I did youth
15:11Youth group
15:12Yeah same
15:12Hours four days a week
15:14Yeah it's exactly the same
15:15My mum is very Christian
15:17I still go to church
15:18With her on a Sunday
15:19She wants to see
15:20A woman who makes me a better man
15:22Yeah
15:23As Christians
15:24Eddie and I
15:25Were brought up with
15:25Similar miles and values
15:28Loyalty
15:28Honesty
15:29And forgiveness
15:30Eddie is working on
15:32The loyalty and honesty
15:33I'm working on the forgiveness
15:35Meat lovers
15:37I order the meat lovers
15:39Thank you
15:40One more pepperoni
15:43All right
15:45Here
15:45Just gun it
15:47Love it
15:47I'm so glad I'm spending
15:49The evening with Jason
15:50This charter has been riddled
15:52With animosity for me
15:53I've really been up against it
15:55It's the fat and the buttercream
15:56Yeah
15:56Yeah
15:57This is just what I need right now
16:00He's like a very tall
16:01Master Yoda
16:03Who told you how to do that?
16:04You need two minutes in
16:06I need more friends like this
16:08Yes
16:08Love it
16:09Love it more
16:10Let's do this
16:11Come sit down
16:15Good work
16:17I love you being the bad cop
16:19Because I look so great
16:21Especially to Mike
16:22Like Mike is so
16:23He's like
16:26Am I bad cop?
16:28Jenna is bad cop
16:29I'm like trying to make her softer
16:31I'm like don't go in too hard
16:33On the cheese
16:36I don't like to call a junior
16:37Because I'm
16:38I'm in my metaphorical stripes
16:41You're one stripe
16:43What?
16:46I'm doing a lot
16:47To take pieces from someone else
16:49Being younger and in charge
16:50I know it's not always easy
16:52But she deserves it
16:53We've got the next ball
16:54Let's go
16:55Let's go
16:56Let's go
16:56I want to go down soon
16:58Let's go
16:59Party time baby
17:02You've got your
17:03Can't stop
17:04Everybody
17:04What the
17:05What do you want to drink?
17:06I'm too cold
17:07What can I get to you?
17:08Podcast
17:08Way to find out where peace is
17:14Woohoo
17:18Woohoo
17:19Woohoo
17:19Woohoo
17:20Woohoo
17:24Woohoo
17:29Oh
17:53My god
17:57Eddie and I were from the same time, and I was going to talk to him.
18:02I'm sorry.
18:03No, it's not right.
18:04You need someone else.
18:06If I like someone I want to, I'll go full in.
18:09It would never work.
18:10I asked for intentions.
18:13It started at dinner, if you notice, with Joao.
18:17Yeah.
18:17And then she moved on to Eddie's.
18:19It didn't mean to get to work.
18:22And whoever she finds looks at works available at this time.
18:27Alicia seems to have an obsession with getting male attention.
18:32I don't understand where the backstabbing comes from.
18:35There is Pikmin behavior, and then there's Alicia.
18:39Pikmasia.
18:41Oh.
18:42Son, you have a spirit.
18:44Don't do it, I don't like it.
18:46Keep going.
18:54I'm so scared.
18:56Eddie and I were talking to Thailand.
18:58No, let's actually talk to him.
19:00Whatever, whatever.
19:01Let's go enjoy it.
19:02Let's go party.
19:04Woo!
19:05Woo!
19:16Woo!
19:16Woo!
19:17Woo!
19:17Woo!
19:17Woo!
19:19Woo!
19:19I have to meet you, brother.
19:21I have to meet you.
19:22You've got it in the bag.
19:23I know, bro.
19:24Get that kissing.
19:25Thank you on the deal.
19:25What?
19:30What?
19:31What?
19:31What?
19:32What?
19:33What?
19:34Who do you like?
19:36You can't play Twister and have your hand on three different colors.
19:41Like, come on.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:47Are you annoyed at me now?
19:49Yeah, I am.
19:50What have I done?
19:51What do you mean, what have you done?
19:53I'm supposed to be scared, but I had a bad feeling.
19:57Can we go outside?
19:58Yeah.
20:01Come on.
20:02Let's go.
20:03Let's go.
20:04Good.
20:06Let's go.
20:06Yeah, let's go.
20:07Let's go.
20:07Let's go.
20:08The girls are going here.
20:10I'll come up.
20:10Come on.
20:10I'm in this again, somehow.
20:12You're in this again?
20:15Jenna, what are you in that event?
20:17We had a really great time.
20:19I don't know why I'm on my phone.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:22No.
20:23No.
20:24I just don't want to be in competition with my girls.
20:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:30You are not.
20:32Who am I, a pussy?
20:37I don't have to feel so much like such an average man.
20:43Oh, well.
20:44Yes.
20:45You and I, we have to have the conversation.
20:47Because I genuinely thought, unless,
20:52give me two seconds, I need to ask a very quick question.
20:55It's very quick.
20:58Very quick.
21:01Who are you trying to call tonight?
21:02Who?
21:03Ellie.
21:04Is that what you want to ask?
21:05If you're not interested, I just want to know what's going on.
21:08So you pulled me here to talk about that.
21:12Okay.
21:15She came up the taxi, saw us having a chat,
21:18and was disappointed.
21:21I don't know what I've done wrong.
21:31Oh, God.
21:34Holy .
21:35Luke.
21:38I'm all for a bit of fun, banter,
21:41but when you start hurting people's feelings,
21:44it's not fun anymore, it's not fun for anyone.
21:46And seeing Jenna, who I care about, upset,
21:49that just makes me feel like a dick.
21:54Are they still having a chat over there?
21:56What's going on?
21:58So you and what's her face?
22:01Let's talk about it.
22:02What's her face is not really the most appropriate thing to say.
22:06You and Al.
22:06This is ridiculous.
22:09I'm tired.
22:10Let's go in.
22:12Come on.
22:13Let's go.
22:14There we go.
22:16Alicia has made my...
22:18She's doing me sick tonight.
22:37Ah.
23:16.
23:25I definitely do have a weak spot for Eddie,
23:27though I do feel that Eddie is manipulated by Alicia,
23:31and that she was taken out of the equation.
23:33He would be acting a lot differently.
23:36So, yeah, I'm happy.
23:48Get up.
23:51Can't be the last one in bed.
23:53Oh, sorry, mate.
23:59Eddie?
24:00Yeah.
24:00Guess what I need to tell you.
24:01She always said to me last night, I like Daisy.
24:04Oh, really?
24:05I went, what?
24:07Hey, where's that came from?
24:12Oh, you got my penis.
24:14Hey, it's mine.
24:16I'm starving.
24:21Morning.
24:22Morning.
24:22We've got a boat to clean.
24:26Oh, the table.
24:30I'll give these scuffers and the window bits to clean today.
24:36Hi, honey.
24:37Good morning.
24:37You okay?
24:39I'm okay.
24:40Thank you, Alyssa.
24:41I appreciate it.
24:43What's up, doll?
24:45Have I done something to upset you?
24:47A little bit.
24:49I just felt like your behavior yesterday.
24:51You were in the van hyping me up about Joao and then you beeline for him yesterday, last night.
24:57I was just trusting with him.
24:59Okay.
25:01That's awesome.
25:02And you just keep doing that.
25:03You're just so disrespectful to girls.
25:05You're inconsiderate to everybody outside of yourself.
25:07The only person you think about is yourself.
25:09You have no consideration for anybody else.
25:13Which is so awful.
25:18Alyssa is not a girl's girl.
25:19She literally ruined everybody's night last night.
25:22And somebody has to say something.
25:26She can't stop.
25:40The only person you think about is yourself.
25:42You have no consideration for anybody else.
25:45Which is awful.
25:48Oh, jeez.
25:54Who did she think she is?
25:55Like, what planet are you on?
25:57What just happened?
25:58I just chatted to Joelle after we got out of the taxi.
26:02And that was it?
26:03Yeah.
26:04Joelle came to me and was like, I don't like Ellie.
26:06You're like, dear, see?
26:07Morning.
26:08Morning.
26:08How are you?
26:09Good, how are you?
26:10Good.
26:15Oh, how has this happened?
26:19Actually, she can go herself.
26:20If they were going to have a thing,
26:22they would have already had a thing by now.
26:24Joelle's not into her.
26:25She's made an enemy now.
26:27Oh, no, I'm going to lose friends like this.
26:31I'm not going to get it much better than that.
26:33I can't make them bets.
26:39What's this?
26:41Oh, Tuna.
26:43Yeah, dude.
26:44Hey, darling.
26:45How's the bedroom's going?
26:46Good.
26:47We've kept the two singles undone.
26:49Okay.
26:50So, um, Ellie had a go at me.
26:52Really?
26:53She was like, you're not a girl's girl.
26:55All you do is think about yourself.
26:58Like, you know, I'm just like, go yourself.
27:01Well, so basically, I felt somewhat the same as Al
27:06when you take Ellie aside and chat for him for so long.
27:10I was just a little bit jealous.
27:12I kind of cut myself off from Ellie last night.
27:15Oh, s***.
27:16But that's why I went to him this morning.
27:18I was like, kind of feel bad at how he left off.
27:21Well, I'm so sorry if I made you feel a certain way.
27:23It's just, obviously, jealousy's a b***h and jealousy makes you nasty.
27:27Yeah.
27:29Anyways, I'm going to carry on with this one.
27:31Do you?
27:32Attention, Daisy, Joelle and Ben.
27:35Can we meet in the crew mess?
27:37Copy.
27:37How are you feeling, Patool?
27:38You had a big one last night.
27:41Thank you to vodka.
27:43Here we go.
27:44Charter Cinco.
27:46Okay, Tyler, a socialite from New York City
27:48is taking his group of best gays on a trip of a lifetime.
27:51We ain't got all day.
27:53We ain't got all night.
27:55Better hit the work now.
27:56Get over the crime.
27:57Work, work, work, work, work.
27:59All right, honey.
28:00I love you and I'll talk to you soon.
28:04So how does a 28-year-old afford to charter a super yacht?
28:07Is this something your group has been budgeting for?
28:10What's a budget, honey?
28:11I don't budget.
28:12I just spend?
28:13My partner is a very successful businessman
28:17and incredibly private.
28:19So he just said, I'm going to sign the check,
28:22send you away for a while,
28:23and you bring your friends and have a good time.
28:27Tyler, I have something to show you.
28:29What?
28:29Are you ready?
28:30Oh, my God.
28:35Oh, yes.
28:35Tyler, he is the most over-the-top person you'll ever meet.
28:38I heard about our theme.
28:39What do we think?
28:40I've been practicing.
28:41I think you need a pedicure.
28:43Tyler's been keeping a surprise under wraps for his guests.
28:46He is flying in his go-to glam technician
28:48to get him ready for a drag night on board.
28:50The most important part for Tyler
28:51is that his other guests do not see his glam
28:54get dropped off onto the yacht,
28:56so this must be discreet.
28:57Keep that a secret.
28:58Yep.
28:59Tyler is joined by Nick, Ashley, Mitchell,
29:03Brian, Spencer, Devin, and Luigi.
29:06We come accustomed to Tyler and his partner
29:08covering the bill for a lot of things,
29:09which I'm grateful for.
29:11But I realize that's outside the realm of normal
29:12for most people.
29:13You pay me back in cosmetic procedures.
29:15It evens out in the wash.
29:17You know how much Botox is running through my face right now?
29:20Joan Rivers is turning in her grave.
29:23He's a foodie, and it's going to be busy.
29:25We've got a lot going on.
29:26You're with the primary wands, primary guests.
29:28Wash that bitch.
29:30How has everything been going this morning?
29:32Oh, I thought this was done.
29:33Let me see this.
29:34I thought that, okay.
29:35Ellie went and chatted to her,
29:37and basically saying,
29:38I don't appreciate you pulling you out.
29:40She was playing with fire.
29:41I do think Alicia, in my opinion, is jealous.
29:44Yeah.
29:45She's in the drama of relationships,
29:47and she's not even in the relationship.
29:52Interior, interior.
29:53We're done for the day.
29:54Dick team, dick team.
29:55More or less done now.
29:57Okay, I'm done.
29:59Are you real done now?
30:01Yeah.
30:02I just want to sit.
30:24Hello, hello.
30:26Hello.
30:27Hey.
30:29How are you?
30:31Good.
30:32Good.
30:32I've missed you.
30:37You guys have got a lot of things in here.
30:40How are you doing?
30:43How's it been?
30:44It's been good.
30:46It's been good?
30:46Yep.
30:47Okay.
30:48Anything interesting?
30:50I told Alicia off.
30:52That's about it.
30:55I just didn't know, like, what was going on,
30:57and then I was like,
30:58I'm just going to wait and, like...
30:59So then why didn't you come and just,
31:01I don't know, find out?
31:03It was...
31:07I don't know.
31:09Sorry.
31:09Well, I got distracted.
31:11I lost track.
31:12It's okay.
31:14Thank you for apologizing.
31:15And thank you for being respectful.
31:17Yeah.
31:17I really appreciate it.
31:18You.
31:47Honestly, I've had quite a day.
31:49Well, I did too.
31:55Mind your head.
31:56I made you all sweaty.
31:58It's not a terrible thing, I promise.
32:03How do I put myself in a situation where I know I'm not supposed to be in like this?
32:09But what chance did I have?
32:12I was literally cornered in my own bed.
32:15Oh, my gosh.
32:16What a dickhead.
32:17What a cowardice dickhead.
32:21Well, I'm going to bed as switches.
32:23Good night, guys.
32:24Good night.
32:24See you in the morning.
32:29John, I had a little puddle.
32:30I think he's getting huge.
32:32I'm gonna bake him a cake for his birthday.
32:34Mm-hmm.
32:36He's a lot coming.
32:38It's a surprise.
32:39Well, that's good.
32:41Yeah.
32:41I think he's doing it.
32:42Oh, bleep.
32:59Oh, bleep.
33:02Oh, bleep.
33:04Oh, bleep.
33:06Oh, bleep.
33:11Did you or your mom say mom's just excited for me. That's so cute
33:20Ready in the main salon
33:22In 10 minutes
33:25Yes team
33:26Let the fun begin
33:28Let's go guys
33:30Ooh
33:31Fine looks good
33:34Oh my goodness
33:36What's the order?
33:37Shall I next to you?
33:38Ellie, do you mind if Janet stands in front of you?
33:42Because she seconds to
33:44All right, let's go
33:46Well, no, I'm saying she's standing in front of you, please
33:48Thank you
33:49Righto, righto
33:50I don't like how Daisy's addressing me
33:52She's like commanding like, oh, I'm telling you to move down the line
33:55Like, okay, you're not my head of department
33:58Whatever, whatever, whatever
33:59You're going to be a good charter, it's going to be fun
34:02Woooo
34:03What a drink
34:04Oh my god, I really love the energy
34:07Hi there, how are you?
34:08Jason, nice to meet you, Tyler
34:11Hi, I'm Daisy, nice to meet you
34:13Hi, I'm Janet, I'm Luigi
34:15Hi, hello Luigi, welcome on board
34:17Welcome everyone, I can see we're going to have a great time
34:19So we'll get Daisy to show you around
34:21Get all your luggage on, start the engines and get out of here
34:24Yes
34:25Let's go
34:27Would you like a glass?
34:29Thank you so much
34:30Let the fun begin
34:32Let's change quick
34:33I'll take you on a little tour of the boat
34:35You're welcome to bring your champagne
34:36Oh my
34:37What'd you do with those kidney beans?
34:39Did you see them?
34:40Yeah, I put them in here
34:41Alright, so I just wanted to go over the honeypot thing
34:44Yep
34:44It's a dollar
34:45If I say, babe, or honey
34:47Then the kidney bean just drops in here
34:50Nice
34:52Daisy swapped me in line with Jenna
34:54Yikes
34:54I saw that
34:55I don't really care, I don't give a shit what rank I am
34:58Like, it's alright
34:59If we make our way this way, we'll take the stairs
35:02This will be my exercise of the day
35:03Yeah
35:04Yeah, his legs barely work
35:06He's like all butt with like two nubs at the end
35:08Bitch
35:09You wanna pass this slowly, slowly
35:11Thank you
35:13I'm gonna go and sit in there for a second, alright?
35:15Okay
35:16Just to rejig the menu a little bit
35:17Wait, this is so White Lotus though
35:20This is like creepy
35:20Yeah, we all just finished one
35:22These are twang cabins
35:24These rooms are so big
35:25Yes, that'll be good for the makeup
35:26Then we have the two primary suites
35:28Wow, so pretty
35:30Oh
35:30There's a bidet
35:31They knew the gays were coming
35:33Spray your bum
35:34All luggage is in
35:35I am flipping the starboard side beam door
35:37You picked out a good bow
35:39Thank you
35:39Yes, it's much better than the Holiday Inn
35:40Okay, Aftex
35:41Standing by
35:42We are good to go
35:43Good to go
35:44This is mine
35:44This is mine
35:45This is mine
35:46And then the Louie
35:47That's a toll
35:50All lines on the after are off
35:53We are four meters from the starboard
35:57Cool
35:57Well done guys, that's good
36:05Did you ask to stand in line in front of me?
36:07Is that where that came from?
36:09Huh?
36:10We're the same rank
36:11How so?
36:13Sous chef is the same rank as second stew
36:16Before you came, we never spoke about sous chef
36:20We just thought about galley hand
36:21And that's what we thought this was
36:24In what universe would the dishwasher rank above the second stew?
36:29You should be at the end of the line darling
36:31I hope you packed a snack for your travels
36:34Let's f*** up
36:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, can we get an onboarding or off the air complete?
36:51Copy I'm on standby
36:53What the f***
36:55It's my TV like
36:56My thing is
36:58If we make it up
36:59Ordant
37:00Drop drop drop drop
37:11I can tell you've had a nose job, it's very good.
37:14Oh yeah, you can double mine.
37:15No, not that.
37:16I've had a really good nose.
37:20No, I've had three nose jobs.
37:23Really?
37:23I'm double checking with you for the barbecue.
37:27What are you putting on the grill?
37:28Yeah, let me do the menu in a minute.
37:30I'm gonna do the menu in a minute for you.
37:32All right, thank you.
37:36Ever since she got swapped in line, now she's on a high horse.
37:39Like, I'm second to you, you're just a galley hand.
37:42Okay, let's go.
37:43Did she say galley hand?
37:45You're just a galley hand, yeah, I'm second to you.
37:47Jenna actually does have a point.
37:49Like, theoretically, a galley hand,
37:51which is what she really is between you and me, okay?
37:54That would be a lesser rank.
37:56So I've invented chef assistant.
37:59I don't like the term galley hand.
38:02So I think chef assistant, is that cool?
38:05Take it, let's go.
38:06Did that improve her rank?
38:08No, she's not a sous chef.
38:09I'm gonna let karma, I think it's course.
38:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that too.
38:14For this afternoon, I'm probably gonna get you to set up the dinner.
38:18Okay.
38:19Because you know what you are envisioning.
38:20I'll probably get me and Ulysia to serve it.
38:23These guests have requested a Lost at Sea themed dinner on the beach.
38:26I have a love-hate relationship with this theme.
38:29I love the theme.
38:31I think it's so fun, so exciting.
38:33I hate that we're going to the beach at night.
38:35But I can come back here so I can do cabins, right?
38:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:43We're gonna hold hands, we're gonna jump off.
38:46Oh my God!
38:47I need to support you.
38:48That's good.
38:49I love you.
38:51Whoa!
38:55All right guys, full set up.
38:57This beach looks so cute, I love it.
39:00Alicia, Alicia, can you please change into your blocks?
39:03Copy.
39:04Let's go.
39:05You go, boy.
39:07I love a strong man.
39:10Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
39:18You look lovely, Jenna.
39:19Fine, thanks.
39:22Hey, look at this, beach state number three.
39:26Babe.
39:27That is stunning.
39:29We all look like we're in the same uniform.
39:31I was actually gonna wear the exact same outfit.
39:34Oh really?
39:34It looks nice.
39:35Thanks, you look great too.
39:36We're gonna miss sunset, it's going down now.
39:38We gotta go.
39:39We're coming, we're coming.
39:40Go to the front, it's easier.
39:53But I gotta go real soon.
39:55You're right in smashing up some garlic for me.
39:57Just smash that and try and get it in these bags.
40:00Okay.
40:00I need mixing bowls, I need soapy water.
40:03Would you like a grill brush?
40:06Yeah, if we have one, that'd be amazing.
40:08Can I get you something?
40:09Another espresso martini for sure.
40:12This was such a cute idea.
40:14This is perfect weather.
40:16This is lovely harby.
40:17Feels good to be off the boat.
40:18The boat looks so cool from here.
40:20I heard you like a bit of drama with any of the knives.
40:25So she came in, she was getting her massage stuff from the cabins.
40:29And she just turned around and was like, you're not a girl's girl.
40:32You're really selfish.
40:33All you do is think about yourself.
40:34You're a narcissist.
40:36And she was like, you were hugging me up in a taxi.
40:38Don't get me as you're out.
40:39And then you pulled in for a chat.
40:42I mean, I don't really know about the Ellie and Joie thing.
40:44So I can't.
40:45It's just like, like mid-season slump.
40:47So it's just like, I'm tired.
40:50Maybe you need a love interest.
40:52Like who?
40:53Charles Lovely.
40:54And Joie is with Ellie.
40:55Ellie would stab me in my sleep.
41:00Oh my gosh, you're sharing a cablet.
41:02Ellie is not in my good books right now.
41:04So, f*** it.
41:06I'm going to medal.
41:07She really likes him.
41:09Oh, I heard her in a grapevine.
41:11But who doesn't like her?
41:13I fell out to see.
41:22Later this season on Blow Deck Down Under.
41:24Are you all ready for it?
41:35Ben, what did you guys put in the eggs?
41:37It tastes like someone actively put a whole thing of this soap in it.
41:42Oh my God.
41:43I want the eggs taken off the bill.
41:45I don't really like this to fish fish.
41:46I like you.
41:48Okay?
41:48Jenna?
41:49What the f***?
41:52Dude, you're just going to embarrass yourself.
41:56F***ing head enough.
41:57I respect that and I respect you, man.
41:58One way street there.
42:00As we need to know, I stayed in Joie's room last night.
42:04Are you guys in love or what?
42:05I don't know.
42:06They said that you told him you wanted nothing to do with me.
42:08That is a lie.
42:09Leave me alone.
42:11Just leave me alone.
42:12We're nearly there.
42:13The last thing we need is war.
42:15What does she think she is?
42:17Ally needs to get the f*** back into her box.
42:19What plan are you on?
42:20Bitch, you're a f***ing galley hunt.
42:22I'm not stealing your job.
42:23Don't worry.
42:24Two of you have an ego.
42:25It needs to go.
42:26There.
42:26I got it again.
42:27I said get off the boat.
42:28Yes.
42:28You learned from the school of hard knocks.
42:30Yeah.
42:31I don't take making changes lightly.
42:33I don't give a f*** that you have an MVP.
42:36If you want to f***ing go, f*** us go.
42:38Your behavior has forced my hand.
42:40I need you to leave the boat today.
42:43You want to make the boat?
42:44Hmm?
42:46Because you can come live with us.
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