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00:00:10It's been an eventful summer
00:00:19I'm tied up in a serial killers basement you said nightmares don't come true
00:00:31He's under the delusion that I'm his next victim
00:00:37I'll let him cherish that notion while I explain my predicament
00:00:40I spent my vacation mastering my psychic ability all the answers were in goodies book of spells
00:00:57With my ability now under control. I set my sights on an obsession. I've had since I was six years
00:01:02old
00:01:04Before dying victim number 11
00:01:07Describe the suspect the Kansas City scalper
00:01:10America's most elusive serial killer
00:01:14To psychically locate him all I needed was an object from one of his crime scenes
00:01:30The scalper's 11th victim dropped her prized bowling ball when she was snatched
00:01:47But the scalper finally in my crosshairs
00:01:51I had one final harrowing obstacle to overcome
00:02:17Anything else on your person
00:02:20I need a wand on this one
00:02:24Arms
00:02:52Which part of prohibited items don't you understand young lady the part where you believe that cramming hundreds of people
00:02:58into a metal tube flying through the air
00:03:00Creates some sort of utopia where weapons aren't needed we get a bank check over here
00:03:05Yeah
00:03:15I'm headed to the junior embalmers convention in Kansas City. It's a prosthetic hand
00:03:20Yeah, that's not the problem
00:03:22You care to explain this
00:03:26Curious
00:03:26Curious
00:03:28I have no idea how that ended up in there
00:03:31This is over 3.4 ounces, which means it's a big no-no
00:03:34I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste our time
00:03:38Sun cream, seriously
00:03:54Are you serial killer services listed online, too?
00:03:57Do you instituteous
00:04:00K
00:04:01Ms..
00:04:14Ms.
00:04:18Ms.
00:04:18Mr.
00:04:18Ms.,
00:04:18Ms.
00:04:18Ms.
00:04:18Ms.
00:04:18Ms.
00:04:18Ma
00:04:20R-
00:04:24Ms.
00:04:26Ms.
00:04:42I made you a gift.
00:04:51That's how I remember all my special guests.
00:05:04Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:05:32Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:05:36Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:06:01Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:06:04Now.
00:06:08Let's play dolls.
00:06:31Let me show you some of my own handsiwork.
00:07:31I'm not finding anything related to Black Tears.
00:07:35Like I said, it's just a glitch.
00:07:38Darling.
00:07:39Darling.
00:07:39Lurch has packed the car.
00:07:40We must be off.
00:07:42You don't want to be late for the first day of school.
00:07:44I was hoping to spend more time with you this summer.
00:07:48I feel like I've barely seen you.
00:07:50Writers should always refill their creative cups before they begin again.
00:07:53So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.
00:07:56When do I get to read your novel?
00:07:59When the sun explodes and the earth is consumed in a molten apocalypse.
00:08:04Soon, mother.
00:08:05Soon.
00:08:06Job, job.
00:08:10Remember where your loyalty lies.
00:08:12Please.
00:08:12No diré que tu adiós me volvió desgraciado.
00:08:25That's my boy.
00:08:27You and your Uncle Festa with the same ability.
00:08:30You're a chip off the old executioner's block.
00:08:33Stick your finger in enough sockets, you'll learn a thing or two.
00:08:37It's so weird that it skipped you, Dad.
00:08:40Being an outcast isn't about what you can do.
00:08:43It's a state of mind.
00:08:46You need to work on your aim.
00:08:48Pugsy has always struggled with his aim.
00:08:50From potty training to his first grenade launcher.
00:08:54You know you can attest to that, can't you old chap?
00:09:09I'm just glad to see you're taking an interest in your brother.
00:09:12I'm keeping a mental list if our ability can serve my needs.
00:09:15That's the spirit, my little bombita.
00:09:18There is no we in family, only in I.
00:09:25There's a stop sign coming up.
00:09:27Hit the O, dead center.
00:09:29I'm not sure I can.
00:09:30If you don't, I'll be forced to hit eject.
00:09:35Only Dad's button can do that.
00:09:37I had things rewire it.
00:09:43I woke up.
00:10:03I'd love to ask you someone other after a montage.
00:10:04I told you, hey, what was this instead....
00:10:05I hit the O, dead arrest.uk.
00:10:12I had
00:10:12nothing on our country when propositovS Network. I had
00:10:12Oh, my God.
00:10:48Oh, my God.
00:11:41Oh, my God.
00:11:42Oh, my God.
00:11:46Oh, my God.
00:12:03Oh, my God.
00:12:08Oh, my God.
00:12:39Oh, my God.
00:12:41Oh, my God.
00:12:44Oh, my God.
00:13:15Like I let your father believe he's in charge of this family.
00:13:19Do you think I'll actually make a friend here?
00:13:21We'll make lots of friends.
00:13:23These are our people.
00:13:25Poor Pugsley.
00:13:27Your father and I will get him settled in.
00:13:29Promise me you will take care of your brother.
00:13:33I always do.
00:13:44Here are the ground rules.
00:13:46Here are the ground rules.
00:13:46No eye contact without permission.
00:13:48Bullying assistance request must be submitted through writing.
00:13:51Everything reports to me.
00:13:52Understand?
00:14:05Oh, creamies.
00:14:10There she is.
00:14:11There she is.
00:14:11There she is.
00:14:16Can I get your autograph?
00:14:18I only signed my name in blood.
00:14:20I would expect nothing less.
00:14:22I never said it was my own blood.
00:14:27You are done here.
00:14:29Shoot.
00:14:33That was disturbing.
00:14:35Well, you better get used to it.
00:14:37You're kind of a big deal now after the whole saving the school from the demon pilgrim thing.
00:14:40Why does anyone still care?
00:14:43You're really not much of a clout chaser, are you?
00:14:46Popularity doesn't play by the laws of physics.
00:14:48The harder you repel it, the harder it comes for you.
00:14:54Wednesday, Adams.
00:14:57Oh, it is an honor to meet the Savior of Nevermore.
00:15:02Allow me to introduce myself, Barry Doerr, your new principal.
00:15:05Um, would you like a sticker?
00:15:09Only if you have one that says, do not resuscitate.
00:15:11Oh, there's that wicked tongue I've heard so much about.
00:15:16I love it.
00:15:17I am reinstating the Founders' Pyre ceremony.
00:15:20It's an old outcast tradition.
00:15:22Big bonfire tomorrow night.
00:15:24And the best part is, I want you to be our student of honor.
00:15:28I would rather be burned at the stake.
00:15:30Oh, please consider it.
00:15:32I want us to be allies in this struggle.
00:15:34What struggle?
00:15:35Returning Nevermore to its glory days.
00:15:37I hate to speak ill of the dead, but in this case, Weems really fudged up.
00:15:42I don't like to speak ill of the dead either.
00:15:44It's much more fun to demonize the living.
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:49Yes!
00:16:09We need to set bear traps out here.
00:16:26Howdy, Ruby.
00:16:28All right.
00:16:30Everyone out.
00:16:31Thanks for the help.
00:16:37Don't put too much pressure on it.
00:16:40No pressure.
00:16:42Right.
00:16:42Got it.
00:16:43Catch up with you later at the loop in cages.
00:16:45With the others.
00:16:46Absolutely, Frano.
00:16:48Can't wait.
00:16:52Oh.
00:16:53How was your vacay?
00:16:55Because I had the best summer ever, and I've been dying to tell you all about it.
00:16:59Well, I'm sure I'll want to kill you after you tell me, so you both win.
00:17:06Well, I'll spare you the details, but I did get you a gift at Loopin' Palooza in Golden
00:17:11Gate Park.
00:17:13Don't worry.
00:17:14It's not a snood.
00:17:19Get it?
00:17:20Like Beowulf?
00:17:21I thought you'd love the literary reference.
00:17:23Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry.
00:17:27I got you a gift as well.
00:17:28For my summer travels.
00:17:35Oh.
00:17:37Oh.
00:17:40I mean, it is a little creepy, but, um, the curls are super soft.
00:17:44It's made from real human hair.
00:17:47Hmm.
00:17:49I just have so many goals this year.
00:17:52I want to secure my place in the pack, become dance troupe captain, and finally join the
00:17:56nightshades.
00:17:57What about you?
00:17:59Avoid people and work on my new Viper de la Muerte novel.
00:18:02That doesn't sound like much of a personal evolution.
00:18:05I don't evolve.
00:18:06I cocoon.
00:18:07Well, speaking of your novel, was that publisher interested?
00:18:13I call it Death by a Thousand Notes.
00:18:15Ooh.
00:18:17This one here just looks like a typo.
00:18:21It's not.
00:18:22It's the old English spelling for dismemberment.
00:18:24This novel was two years of my life.
00:18:27I'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands before I change a single word.
00:18:32There better not be any more Braddish autographed hounds.
00:18:35Tell me about it.
00:18:36We seriously need to set some boundaries.
00:18:38Let's post hours to sign stuff in the student lounge.
00:18:43Hey, Wednesday.
00:18:44How was your summer?
00:18:45I scalped a serial killer.
00:18:47Huh.
00:18:48Is, uh, is Enid around?
00:18:51She left earlier with the pack.
00:18:53I threatened to neuter them if they didn't get out.
00:18:56Well, uh, would you mind giving her this?
00:19:06Oh, thanks for covering.
00:19:08I know the only thing you hate more than color is relationship drama.
00:19:12Machiavelli once said that friendship is watching a person's slow drip of miseries
00:19:15and feeling honored to be present for their most dismal moments.
00:19:18Does that mean?
00:19:19In 25 words or less, go.
00:19:23I'm not sure how I feel about Ajax anymore.
00:19:25He's sweet and cute, but he's still in love with the old me,
00:19:29and I've changed.
00:19:30Hey, look at that.
00:19:31Exactly 25 words.
00:19:32Just talk to him and get it over with.
00:19:34Yeah, well, if I do that, then it'll be like an arrow for you.
00:19:37Ah!
00:19:38Holy crap!
00:19:45Welcome back, Wednesday.
00:19:47I'm still watching.
00:19:49Wait.
00:19:50You have a stalker?
00:19:51Don't be jealous.
00:20:05I didn't see the stalker.
00:20:08You've got a little something.
00:20:11It's nothing.
00:20:24Coloban Hall.
00:20:26My old stomping ground.
00:20:32Hi, folks, Lee.
00:20:34I'm...
00:20:35Ah!
00:20:36Electricity.
00:20:38Cool.
00:20:39And you must be Janet.
00:20:42Wednesday told us all about you.
00:20:43Can it back on it?
00:20:45I put that on.
00:20:46Sue and I weren't sure we wanted Eugene to come back to Nevermore,
00:20:50but he insisted.
00:20:51I did help save the school.
00:20:53Oh, I remember that thing!
00:20:55What was it like getting gutted by a hide?
00:21:00I still wake up screaming sometimes.
00:21:02Whoa.
00:21:04That's awesome!
00:21:05Why don't we give the boys some space?
00:21:09Lurch will be up with your things.
00:21:11And we'll see you downstairs.
00:21:18Remember, boys,
00:21:20the friends you make here
00:21:21will be your brothers for life.
00:21:24You'll kill for each other
00:21:25and provide alibis.
00:21:29Huh.
00:21:30Hmm.
00:21:31Hmm.
00:21:33Huh.
00:21:35What's with the bugs?
00:21:37At first, I could only control bees,
00:21:39but lately, I've been able to control other insects, too.
00:21:43Watch this.
00:21:47They're so...
00:21:48juicy.
00:21:51Perfect for late-night munchies.
00:21:54They're pets,
00:21:55not snacks.
00:22:01Maybe after we unpack,
00:22:02we could hang out.
00:22:04Actually, I'm meeting up with some other guys.
00:22:06I could tag along.
00:22:08They're kind of newish friends.
00:22:10I don't mind.
00:22:10It's not like I have any old ones.
00:22:12I owe your sister a lot,
00:22:14which is why I agree to be your roommate.
00:22:15Let's just see how this pans out first, okay?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:20Sure.
00:22:23Yo, B-boy.
00:22:25Oh, you've grown.
00:22:26Hey, Jax.
00:22:27What are you doing here?
00:22:29I'm your new resident advisor.
00:22:31If you have any questions...
00:22:32Can you stone me with your snakes?
00:22:34That's not gonna happen.
00:22:35Are you and Eden still together,
00:22:37or has she finally come to her senses?
00:22:39Do you two have any dorm-related questions?
00:22:42Okay.
00:22:43Well, welcome to Calavan.
00:22:45It's gonna be a great year.
00:22:47Okay.
00:22:56That's her!
00:22:58I can't believe it!
00:23:00I liked it better when I was feared and hated.
00:23:06Principal Dorr,
00:23:07have you met a little angel of death?
00:23:10Yep.
00:23:10I'm sure Wednesday would enjoy having you around more this year.
00:23:13What do you mean, around more this year?
00:23:15Principal Dorr just asked me to chair the Gala Fundraising Committee.
00:23:19Vincent Thorpe chaired the last three years,
00:23:21but after Xavier was falsely accused of murder,
00:23:24he pulled his son and his endowment from Nevermore.
00:23:27Xavier's not coming back this year?
00:23:29He's heading to Reichenbach Academy in Switzerland.
00:23:32I spent the summer there as an exchange student.
00:23:34I remember, darling.
00:23:36It was the longest summer of my life.
00:23:38Oh.
00:23:41I realized I've ambushed you.
00:23:43No, I usually enjoy a good ambush.
00:23:45Especially when it involves daggers.
00:23:48Mm-hmm.
00:23:50Why don't you think about it overnight?
00:23:53Tish and I will discuss it on the ride home.
00:23:57Actually, I was hoping to keep you a little closer.
00:24:05I thought the gardener's cottage was reserved for faculty.
00:24:09Marilyn Thornhill lived here last year,
00:24:11but thanks to Wednesday,
00:24:13she is now enjoying much tighter quarters in prison.
00:24:17Not pine box, Tade, but a girl can dream.
00:24:20It's yours for the night.
00:24:22And if you decide to become our gala chair,
00:24:25consider this your home away from home.
00:24:27I'll wait outside.
00:24:42Who decorated this place?
00:24:44A homicidal maniac.
00:24:46No, he shouldn't cast his persians, dear.
00:24:49Not all homicidal maniacs have such gas they taste.
00:24:52Nothing your putrefying touch couldn't fix, gotta pay it, ya.
00:24:56Hey, Dad, I found some wild nouse traps under the sink.
00:25:00You want a snack?
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:02Mm.
00:25:03Why would you want to be in charge of a gala?
00:25:07Well, I wasn't expecting things to change so quickly.
00:25:11Pugsley shot up like poison oak this summer,
00:25:13and now that you're both at Nevermore,
00:25:16I have been wondering what my next chapter might be.
00:25:22The thought of you and father in the house alone unsupervised
00:25:24fills me with the sense of dread I usually reserve for costume mascots.
00:25:28But I won't consider this if it makes you uncomfortable.
00:25:32I was born uncomfortable, Mother.
00:25:36I know it's been hard with Goody gone
00:25:39and no one from my bloodline reaching out to be your new spirit guide.
00:25:43But if I was here,
00:25:46I could be of assistance.
00:25:48Temporarily, of course,
00:25:50until a new guide presents themselves.
00:25:53You're a dove.
00:25:54I'm a raven.
00:25:55We're on different paths.
00:25:56You said so yourself.
00:25:56I've had experience with ravens.
00:26:02Are you talking about your sister?
00:26:06You've never been very forthcoming about Anophilia.
00:26:16You remind me a lot of her.
00:26:20Especially as you've gotten older.
00:26:22You don't need to worry about me, Mother.
00:26:26You should be focused on Pugsley.
00:26:28We both know being tall and male will only get him so far.
00:26:31Besides,
00:26:31he's got the brains of a dung beetle
00:26:33and the ambition of a French bureaucrat.
00:26:39What is it, querida?
00:26:42Wednesday is hiding things from me.
00:26:46I will not let history repeat itself.
00:26:57I can handle my mother.
00:27:01I'm not asking for her help because I don't need it.
00:27:04I don't need yours either.
00:27:06Keep your nosy fingers out of my business.
00:27:19The victim's Carl Bradbury,
00:27:21local private investigator.
00:27:23Real sleaze.
00:27:25Witnesses are Greg Mulligan
00:27:26and Debbie Prisman.
00:27:28Greg's the manager of the Piggly Wiggly
00:27:29and Debbie's one of his cashiers.
00:27:31So,
00:27:32Bradbury was out here
00:27:33catching our supermarket
00:27:34sweethearts in a tryst
00:27:35when he got attacked
00:27:37by a squad of kamikaze crows.
00:27:39This is a first.
00:27:40Even for Jericho.
00:27:42Get the body to the morgue
00:27:43before he gets too ripe.
00:27:46Wednesday.
00:27:47Can I help you?
00:27:48Just admiring the view.
00:27:52Sheriff Santiago.
00:27:54I promise to be better than my predecessor.
00:27:56That's an exceptionally low bar.
00:27:58You're welcome.
00:28:16Galpin?
00:28:17What are you doing here?
00:28:18The victim was a friend of mine.
00:28:20Carl Bradbury.
00:28:22They were working a case together
00:28:23and that's what got them killed.
00:28:26They play cello,
00:28:27not violin.
00:28:28Bradbury stumbled onto something he said it could affect all outcasts and we're
00:28:31just starting to scratch the surface you care about outcasts now my son is an
00:28:36outcast yeah I know what he's done but it's Thornhill she turned him into a
00:28:40monster Taylor was always a monster she just unlocked that in him people don't
00:28:45change look at you you're still a broken deluded man you just can't hide behind
00:28:50his tin badge anymore badge never stopped you did it I could use your help
00:28:55getting to the bottom of this you didn't just wind up at that crime scene by
00:29:00accident Adams you were drawn to it like a moth to a flame
00:29:07it's a shame your keen psychological insight couldn't help you save your own
00:29:10son
00:29:15if you change your mind you come find me just remember birds always watching
00:29:39tonight you're gonna hear the tale of the skull tree it's Caliban Hall tradition to tell
00:29:47this story on the first night of school
00:29:54there once was a brilliant boy with a fragile heart he spent his days in bed drawing all the
00:30:02incredible machines he planned to build someday now the doctors they only gave him months to live so he
00:30:11decided to design his own heart so that his body could keep up with his dazzling mind
00:30:28the operation was successful but the clockwork hard it changed the boy
00:30:36he became cold and driven by ambition
00:30:49when he arrived at nevermore he was hailed as the greatest mind to ever walk the halls
00:30:57but his inventions became more dangerous
00:31:12legend has it his body is buried at the foot of the skull tree in an unmarked grave
00:31:21but if you put your ear to the skull's hollow left eye you can still hear his clockwork heart tick
00:31:30tick tick tick
00:31:35only the bravest in Caliban Hall have ventured out at night to take the dare to listen to the tick
00:31:40the clockwork heart so will you
00:32:01miss Barclay thanks for making the time what a wonderful first day it's been hasn't it oh it's so nice
00:32:07to see this place brimming with outcast energy
00:32:11our most famous alumni would be proud
00:32:18I've been watching you how you interacted with your peers
00:32:22you know charisma is something that all it can't be learned it's a gift and you positively ooze it
00:32:30I'm guessing you have some political aspirations in your future
00:32:34I like the idea of creating real change for outcasts
00:32:37well what if I told you that you can start creating that change today
00:32:42as the fundraising gala student liaison
00:32:46I mean we really need to heat things up if we're gonna hit our target
00:32:49and you
00:32:51have the sizzle factor I've been looking for
00:32:55wow
00:32:56I'm honored
00:32:57but I'm not so sure I have the time to take on something like that
00:33:00but I'm really sorry
00:33:05me too
00:33:07I mean you are a scholarship student right
00:33:10the school is in a financial pickle
00:33:12and if we don't meet our fundraising goals
00:33:14I may be forced to let some of the scholarship students go
00:33:26I know how people feel about sirens
00:33:29but I don't share that view
00:33:32no outcast should be limited or shamed
00:33:35is that why you're asking me?
00:33:38because I'm a siren?
00:33:39using your powers of persuasion for a good cause should be applauded
00:33:44I'm sure you agree
00:33:46we all want what's best for nevermore
00:33:49so why don't you take another look at that schedule of yours
00:33:52and see if you can squeeze this in
00:33:56you can give me your decision tomorrow
00:34:12thing
00:34:13what are you doing out here?
00:34:16Winston yelled at you?
00:34:19man
00:34:19the sudden popularity is really getting to her
00:34:21I think some people just aren't built for fame
00:34:24and when you're stressed
00:34:25relatives can be the easiest punching bags
00:34:27or in your case sparring glove
00:34:31I know how it feels to think you don't belong
00:34:33but you do
00:34:36you know what you need?
00:34:37a place you can call your own
00:34:38and I've got the perfect spot
00:34:49home sweet home thing
00:34:53welcome to the pack
00:34:54hang on
00:34:55no
00:34:56no
00:34:56no
00:34:58no
00:35:02no
00:35:05no
00:35:34PIANO PLAYS
00:35:48PIANO PLAYS
00:36:16PIANO PLAYS
00:37:05PIANO PLAYS
00:37:15PIANO PLAYS
00:37:15Prokofiev can do that to you.
00:37:19Miss Capri, the new head of music.
00:37:23Is this the same as Adora Capri,
00:37:24who completed her first classical album, Wolf Hour, at the age of ten?
00:37:27I didn't realize I had any fans left.
00:37:29I've always been fascinated by child prodigies.
00:37:32The focus, the talent, the unrelenting quest for excellence.
00:37:35Luckily, I was able to break free before it suffocated me.
00:37:38I thought teaching was the purview for those who can't.
00:37:42Well, I was inspired by a group of young people
00:37:45who saved their school in the face of overwhelming odds.
00:37:48I decided it was time to give back to my own community.
00:37:55We have our work cut out for us.
00:37:58My hand's a little stiff.
00:37:59No, your hand wasn't the problem.
00:38:01Your pain was the only thing that made your performance interesting.
00:38:05Did you know Prokofiev was a chess master?
00:38:08That's why his concertos are so deceptively cunning.
00:38:13He wants you to feel the notes, not anticipate them.
00:38:18I'm not looking for lessons.
00:38:20I play for my own fulfillment.
00:38:22And yet music doesn't seem to fulfill you.
00:38:28Stop trying to control it.
00:38:31You have to succumb to its beautiful chaos.
00:38:35I cause chaos.
00:38:36I don't succumb to it.
00:39:03There hasn't been a founder's power since my days at Nevermore.
00:39:07Yes.
00:39:08It's a marvel what these da Vinci students can build.
00:39:12They have more creativity in their right pinkies
00:39:15than I have in my entire body.
00:39:18This thing's going to work, right?
00:39:22Outcast can do.
00:39:23Love it.
00:39:24This is why tradition is so important.
00:39:27It instills pride in our children.
00:39:29Principal Weems was all about fitting into the Normie world.
00:39:33No disrespect.
00:39:34I know you two are old friends.
00:39:37Now, the Addams family is a prime example of outcasts
00:39:40who don't bend to Normie culture.
00:39:42And that is a testament to you, Mrs. Addams.
00:39:44Thanks.
00:39:46Have you made your decision about chairing the gala yet?
00:39:50I'm still pondering
00:39:52I want to do what's best for Nevermore, but also for my family.
00:39:56I understand.
00:39:56That is a lot to balance,
00:39:58which is why you would have a liaison student to assist you.
00:40:00And I am on the hunt for that perfect person.
00:40:03Look no further.
00:40:04She's here.
00:40:06Mrs. Addams, Bianca Barclay, one of our best and brightest.
00:40:10It would be an honor to work with the Nevermore legend.
00:40:13Yeah, come.
00:40:14Come to the pyre tonight.
00:40:16See what we're trying to build here.
00:40:18Then decide if you want to be involved.
00:40:28From Xavier.
00:40:31I tried texting, but I guess you lost the phone I gave you.
00:40:35You have a phone?
00:40:36I dropped it in the bath.
00:40:45Consider this my goodbye gift.
00:40:47The image suddenly flashed in my head.
00:40:49Don't ask me how I know or what it means,
00:40:50but it's connected to you, I'm sure.
00:40:52Who's Wednesday Addams without a mystery to solve, right?
00:40:55Xavier.
00:40:56A creepy crow and a headstone.
00:40:59What's it mean?
00:41:00No idea.
00:41:01Thing and I are headed to the Founders' Pyre.
00:41:03You joining?
00:41:09Have you been using my typewriter without permission?
00:41:14Read any good books lately?
00:41:18My novel.
00:41:21It's gone.
00:41:24Higher, higher, higher.
00:41:25I am Demon of the Fire, and each blazing roof's my pyre.
00:41:30My stalker's going to burn my manuscript at the Founders' Pyre.
00:41:34That's not your only copy, right?
00:41:37Seriously?
00:41:38Copy machines aren't even 21st century technology.
00:41:40I'm not going to allow two years of my life to go up in flames.
00:41:43I'm going to go up in flames.
00:42:00The stalker's here.
00:42:02Be on the lookout for anyone watching this.
00:42:03Who isn't watching this?
00:42:05Hey, stay on track.
00:42:11You need to check the pyre. You go on the other side.
00:42:20Hey!
00:42:21Once the bonfire's lit, I'm sneaking off to the sculpture to go dig up that dead kid.
00:42:26Who's coming?
00:42:30I'm sorry. Tonight's my big night.
00:42:33George's gonna recognize me for helping save the school.
00:42:42Thing, keep your fingers peeled. The stalker's playing a game.
00:43:01If you don't want your novel to go up in smoke, meet me under the pyre.
00:43:05P.S. I found a few more typos.
00:43:16Wednesday, what are you doing?
00:43:17Hey, Ena.
00:43:19Hey, Jax. Hi.
00:43:21What's going on? Like, you kind of ghosted me into something.
00:43:25I texted a bunch. I left a crazy number of voicemails.
00:43:29Sorry. My bad. Wolf camp was strictly device-free.
00:43:32I was totally unplugged for like a whole month. Can you believe it? I still think I have PTSD.
00:43:36We've been back two days. It kind of feels like you've been avoiding me.
00:43:40Uh, well, I've been busy with the pack, and you have your RA thing.
00:43:45Plus, I've got the Wednesday factor, and she never disappoints.
00:43:48Hey, Ena. I saved your spot at the front.
00:43:51Thanks, Bruno. But I'm, uh, kind of in the middle of something right now.
00:43:55Wednesday!
00:43:57Wednesday!
00:44:00Wednesday!
00:44:07Good evening, Nevermore.
00:44:10Good evening and welcome to the Founders' Pile.
00:44:13Tonight, we're going to start by singing the Nevermore Alma Mater.
00:44:25Nevermore forever dreaming
00:44:29Years of study, fun, and screaming
00:44:33Outcast bonds forged in trust
00:44:37While all others turn to dust
00:44:41Here we are ready to die
00:44:45Forget your outcast, Sergeant
00:44:49Raven's feast on all our woes
00:44:53In the home of Edgar Allan Poe
00:44:58In the home of Edgar Allan Poe
00:45:15And Evermore
00:45:21I get up in the evening
00:45:25And I ain't got nothing to say
00:45:27I come home in the morning
00:45:30I call back and fear
00:45:32Hello, fellow outcasts!
00:45:34And welcome back to Nevermore!
00:45:39I'm your principal, Barry George!
00:45:45And tonight we celebrate a new era!
00:45:50Now I know change can be scary,
00:45:53but you don't have to be afraid.
00:45:56You know why?
00:45:57Because we are Outcast Raw!
00:46:03Yes, we are!
00:46:04We can't stop!
00:46:09Lindsay!
00:46:11You've got to get out of here,
00:46:12they're going to light this thing any second!
00:46:17All right, all right, now, from now on.
00:46:20I am abolishing the nightshades
00:46:22and all secret societies.
00:46:25The protection of our school falls upon all of us.
00:46:30Therefore, we are all nightshades.
00:46:35Yeah!
00:46:39Now, in the words of that great American outcast
00:46:43Bruce Springsteen,
00:46:44you can't start a fire without a sport!
00:47:05Yeah!
00:47:07Oh, yes!
00:47:09Oh, yes!
00:47:12Get the way out of here!
00:47:13Go, go, go!
00:47:14Go, go, go, go!
00:47:30Get them!
00:47:32Get them!
00:47:34No!
00:48:27We need to put out the fire!
00:48:29Principal Dora Wednesday Adams is trapped under the pyre!
00:48:32We need to put out the fire!
00:48:38We need to put out the fire!
00:48:44She is right on cue, our student of honor, Wednesday Adams!
00:48:52None of us would be here today without your bravery.
00:48:56Wednesday, would you help me unveil something very special?
00:49:01I have this commission to commemorate how you and your rag-dead group of Nevermore Buddies saved our school!
00:49:25You can give us a few words of inspiration to launch us into the new era!
00:49:30Kindern!
00:49:31Kindern mug her!
00:49:33Kindergarten!
00:49:35Kindergarten!
00:49:36Kindergarten!
00:49:38Jesus Christ來了 here!
00:50:01Tonight is our banquet of discontent,
00:50:09and we shall gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
00:50:16Our fight is just beginning,
00:50:18and I'm ripping the band-aid off the scab of civility
00:50:21and will not cease until our enemies have been vanquished.
00:50:33And by enemies, I mean any imbecile stupid enough
00:50:37to cheer on some shallow, rabble-rousing diatribe like that.
00:50:44You thought I was your hero? I'm not.
00:50:47I always play dirty, and I never fight fair.
00:50:50The only side I'm on is my own,
00:50:52and the only place I'll lead you is off a cliff.
00:50:57So do not put me on a pedestal,
00:50:59because I will burn it down.
00:51:28What the hell are you doing?
00:51:29I never agreed to this.
00:51:31So you're gonna torpedo it for the rest of us?
00:51:33You're my best friend, but can you be a little less Wednesday?
00:51:35This is supposed to be our best year ever!
00:51:40On fue in acuity like this place?
00:51:43No, I always forsink in my head.
00:51:47The only place helps you to
00:51:47Take care.
00:51:50What do you do?
00:51:54Then do not forget the security
00:51:54and the regular sword gets in its door...
00:51:55I'm on fire!
00:51:56What the norm aboutpeace?
00:52:00Is there isn't enoughICE to believe
00:52:06that you don't agree with them?
00:52:11I don't know.
00:52:45I don't know.
00:53:07I don't know.
00:53:10Hey, stop!
00:53:12Wednesday, will you wait up?
00:53:34I don't know.
00:53:38I don't know.
00:53:40I don't know.
00:53:46This is all your fault, Wednesday.
00:53:49This is all your fault, Wednesday.
00:53:51I die because of you.
00:53:55I die because of you!
00:54:02Wednesday!
00:54:03Wednesday!
00:54:03I don't know.
00:54:04I don't know.
00:54:08I don't know.
00:54:22I don't know.
00:54:29I don't know.
00:54:39I don't know.
00:54:44I don't know.
00:54:47I don't know.
00:54:49I don't know.
00:54:51I don't know.
00:54:54I don't know.
00:54:55I don't know.
00:54:56I don't know.
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