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02:05Hey Carl, a little chilly this morning, huh?
02:08It'll warm up soon.
02:11Always does.
02:41Good morning, Christian.
02:57Good morning, everyone.
03:20I'm breathing pretty heavy there, old man.
03:22I'm breathing just fine.
03:24You sure?
03:24How's that left arm?
03:25Is that going numb on you?
03:26Smelling any toast?
03:28Because we got some baby aspirin here.
03:29I can get you on down to the hospital.
03:30You talk a lot of shit for someone who runs a 14-minute mile agent pace.
03:34Because I lift, dude.
03:36When the bad guys come, you can run away.
03:37I can choke them out.
03:39Who's the hero?
03:40Jim Muscle ain't real muscle, Billy.
03:42That's so weird, though, right?
03:43I guess we're both imagining them.
03:46Quiet night?
03:47Pin drop.
03:48Brooks and Rainey had the perimeter all night.
03:49I'm clocking out early, by the way.
03:51Garcia gave me this nasty-ass soup last night, and I gotta go see a man about a horse.
03:55I got you.
03:56Like a mutant horse.
03:59I woke Jane.
04:00She's coming into cover for me.
04:01You woke that poor girl up and told her to come in early so you could go home and take
04:05a shit?
04:05They're the ones who wanted equality.
04:07Billy.
04:08She was cool.
04:09I see you.
04:10All right.
04:12Hey.
04:12Mm.
04:13The world's biggest biceps don't make up for the world's smallest dick.
04:16It's probably true, boss, but it doesn't hurt, does it?
04:19That's your dick I'm talking about.
04:20Yeah, I knew you were talking about my dick, sir.
04:26I paid you one.
04:2788.
04:28Yes.
04:30I was gonna make you guys pancakes, Presley.
04:33Yeah, well, you snooze, you lose.
04:35We're having eggs.
04:36You're having egg whites.
04:38Egg whites aren't food.
04:39They're air.
04:41Yeah, well, your metabolism isn't what it was.
04:43I'm sorry?
04:44You trying to tell me I'm getting old?
04:46No.
04:47Trying to tell you you're getting chubby.
04:49Child, please.
04:50You know I look good.
04:51Eat some egg whites.
04:52Oh.
04:53Hey, man, you hear this?
04:55Well, I got yellow eggs.
04:57Give me some.
04:58Ow.
05:01Thank you for making breakfast, baby.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:04You're welcome.
05:10Huh.
05:16Didn't sleep?
05:18Stop worrying about me.
05:19I'll stop worrying about you when you sleep.
05:21I'll sleep when you stop worrying about me.
05:23And around we go.
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26Your brother's bike got left out in the front lawn again.
05:29Take it out my paycheck.
05:30Hey.
05:32Sorry.
05:33I'll keep an eye on it.
05:35Mm, and don't forget, my debate final is at 3.
05:383 o'clock.
05:39Wouldn't miss it.
05:39I will clock out early.
05:41Uh, I just made you eggs over there.
05:44Well, see, it's my house, though.
05:46It's my eggs.
05:47And remember, you may be all grown, but to me, you're still just a scrawny little thing
05:52that squeals like a baby every time she gets tickled in the one spot underneath her right arm.
05:57Oh, no, tickling, no, tickling, please, please, please.
05:59Okay, okay.
06:01Okay.
06:04You're welcome.
06:07Boy, what on earth are you reading, man?
06:09James and the Giant Peach.
06:12Where'd you get that?
06:14Presley gave it to me.
06:16It's about a...
06:17I know what it's about.
06:25Uh, hey, if you, uh, run into Andrew Block today, just try your best to leave you on.
06:35Hey, Dad.
06:36Hmm?
06:37You good?
06:40Yeah, sorry.
06:43Sorry, Jay.
06:44Um, Dad didn't sleep well.
06:48You like the book?
06:50Yeah.
06:51It's about a boy who used to have these magic beans, but he tripped and dropped all the magic beans
06:56into the grass.
06:57And they went down, and they got to touch all these centipedes and spiders and ladybugs, and even the big
07:04tree.
07:09Jane.
07:11Boss.
07:13You're here early.
07:14Billy had something to take care of at home.
07:16He went home to take a dump.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Well.
07:20You're allowed to tell him no.
07:23I'm aware.
07:25Brooks and Rainy inside?
07:26Waiting on you.
07:29Oh.
07:54Boss.
07:57Quiet night out here.
07:58Yes, sir.
07:59Yes, sir. Bedroom door was sealed by 10.
08:01He still died out.
08:03It's late for him.
08:05Sure it won't be long.
08:07Very good. I'm on.
08:09We're off.
08:10We've got perimeter for another hour.
08:29No.
08:39So,
08:40Dad,
08:40we're good.
08:40hark!
08:41Frau,ikingo
08:52Herr De
08:52broken Edge. Oh,
08:58Augm
08:58Quantic.
09:03Mr. President, it's almost 8 a.m.
09:08I'm just checking in.
09:22Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:35COCKING
09:42Agent Carlins, come on in.
09:48Shoes off, please.
09:53I'm fucking with you.
09:54I'd just like to see what people will do.
09:56I've got the last guy to sit on the floor.
09:59Well, have a seat.
10:04I assume, uh, you know why you're here?
10:08Um, I have a sense, sir.
10:10Can I get you water, soda, anything?
10:13I'm fine, sir.
10:15Want any booze? We got it all.
10:18No, thank you.
10:20Yeah, that was a test.
10:22Yes.
10:23You passed?
10:24Yes, sir.
10:25Can't have a potential new lead agent drinking on the job, you know?
10:29Of course.
10:32Well, I'm gonna have a drink.
10:34Little hair of the dog.
10:36Don't worry, this is not an everyday thing.
10:39We had quite a night last night.
10:41Congratulations, sir.
10:43Yeah, yeah.
10:45The other guy literally had the IQ of a golden doodle.
10:48An incumbent president barely beats a golden doodle.
10:51I wouldn't say that's exactly my one shining moment.
10:56It's a college basketball reference.
10:59One shining moment?
11:00It's a song they play at the end of the tournament.
11:03Yes.
11:06All right.
11:07Cards on the table.
11:09I beat a golden doodle,
11:10so it looks like I got the gig for another four years
11:12until I get to retire somewhere beautiful
11:15and lie on a pool float the rest of my days.
11:17Now, keep in mind,
11:18I'll be an ex-president
11:19in just my early 50s,
11:21so I'm gonna find the biggest mansion I can,
11:24and I'm gonna fill it with the best booze
11:26and the best art available,
11:27and I'm gonna spend four to five decades
11:29on that pool float.
11:30Unless, of course,
11:32somebody shoots me first.
11:34I'm looking for someone
11:35to make sure I don't get shot
11:37so I can make it to that pool float.
11:39You follow?
11:40I follow.
11:41I follow.
11:44You got any questions for me?
11:47No, sir.
11:51Jesus Christ,
11:52this is like the worst first date I've ever had.
11:54Come on.
11:55Ask me a question, will you?
12:00Why the change, sir?
12:03I know Agent Monroe.
12:04He's as good as it gets.
12:05He's a bore.
12:06And he's old.
12:08If my lead agent
12:09isn't gonna be fun to be around,
12:10I'd like to at least know
12:11he can lift heavy stuff.
12:16Look,
12:16I'm looking for someone
12:17to be by my side
12:18for the next four years
12:19and potentially into my pool float years.
12:22As you know,
12:22they let us keep light protection
12:23even after we leave the big house.
12:26They gave me a list
12:27and a batch of names.
12:28I looked at that list
12:29and batch of names.
12:31I asked to meet with you.
12:36Why, sir?
12:37Why did you ask to meet with me?
12:39That's a great question, Agent Collins.
12:40I'm so happy you asked.
12:43I promise this is not a regular thing.
12:46Well, in answer to
12:48the question that
12:50you didn't ask,
12:52I hear you're the best of the best.
12:54I feel pretty confident
12:55you can lift heavy stuff
12:57and it doesn't hurt that you're black.
13:01I'm supposed to be
13:02a Southern progressive
13:02but I got a bunch of white guys
13:04surrounding me everywhere I go.
13:06So I'm here because I'm black?
13:09You're here because you're good.
13:11And the other guy
13:12was boring and old.
13:14It just doesn't hurt
13:15that you're black.
13:18Does my directness bother you?
13:20No, sir.
13:22But
13:25no, sir.
13:27There was a but.
13:30I just wonder if having a black man
13:32guarding you
13:32is really the progressive visual
13:34you think it is.
13:35That's a fair point.
13:38Well, my secretary of state
13:40and my secretary of defense
13:41are also black.
13:43But they don't stand next to me
13:45when I kiss babies.
13:46So.
13:50Agent Collins,
13:52I went from being
13:53one of the richest men
13:54in the world
13:54to a one-term,
13:56now two-term president
13:57almost overnight.
13:58I drink whiskey
13:59in the middle of the Oval Office
14:01and I'm up front
14:02about telling a potential
14:03new lead agent
14:03that part of the reason
14:04he's appealing to me
14:05is the color of his skin.
14:06I did not get here
14:08by doing things by the book.
14:10I couldn't tell you
14:11who the eighth vice president
14:12of the United States was
14:13and I'm not really sure
14:14where Syria is on the map.
14:17But
14:18people seem to like me
14:20and leaders of other countries
14:21seem to trust me.
14:24The world is 19 times
14:25more fucked
14:27than anyone realizes.
14:31And if someone's
14:32going to sit in that chair
14:33and do the unthinkable,
14:33I consider myself
14:34a reasonable and decent
14:35human being
14:36who will try to do
14:36the right thing.
14:40Hopefully that's someone
14:40you wouldn't mind
14:41taking a bullet for
14:43if this thing goes your way.
14:48Yes, sir.
14:53Okie dokie.
14:55Thank you for coming in.
14:57We will be in touch.
15:06South Western Asia, sir.
15:08I'm sorry?
15:09Syria.
15:10It's in Southwest Asia
15:12on the eastern coast
15:12of the Mediterranean Sea.
15:15No shit.
15:16Huh.
15:18And the eighth vice president?
15:20Martin Van Buren.
15:22Obviously I knew that.
15:25It's a test.
15:26You know,
15:26like with a whiskey.
15:28Of course, sir.
15:29Marcia,
15:30could you inform the cabinet
15:31that Syria is not in Canada?
15:33You've been getting it wrong
15:34this whole time.
15:36I'm the funniest president.
15:38Yeah.
16:08I'm the funniest president.
16:08I'm the funniest president.
16:58Oh, good up there, boss?
17:02Yeah, uh, no. Hang on, I need a second.
17:08Sir?
17:11Jane, I need you to lock down and sweep the residence.
17:15No one in, no one out.
17:17What's going on?
17:18Just give me a minute.
17:24Jane, who's in the bay right now?
17:26Garcia.
17:27Garcia, okay, good.
17:29Sir, if we're locking down, shouldn't I be alerting Robinson?
17:31No, not yet.
17:33But protocol says...
17:33Jane, I need you to quietly lock this place down for the next 30 minutes without asking any more questions.
17:40Only person allowed upstairs is Billy.
17:44Billy's not here, remember?
17:46He will be.
17:47Copy that.
17:48You're freaking me out a little bit, boss.
17:51Copy that.
17:5230 minutes.
17:58Hayden Collins.
17:59Yes, sir.
18:01Enjoying your first week with us so far?
18:03Yes, sir.
18:06Okay, okay, that's good to hear.
18:09That's very good to hear.
18:14You're married, right?
18:16Yes, sir.
18:17I noticed a ring.
18:20You got kids?
18:22Yes, sir.
18:23A girl named Presley and a boy named James.
18:27Presley?
18:28My wife's from Memphis.
18:30Couldn't be stopped.
18:34You gonna have any more?
18:36No, sir.
18:38I'd love to, but...
18:41No, sir.
18:47Well, I'm relatively confident.
18:50That the first lady voted for the other guy last week.
18:55If true,
18:57I imagine that's the first time in history
18:59that a sitting first lady voted against her own husband.
19:04Yeah.
19:07Not the biggest fan of mine, at least.
19:09My wife.
19:15You don't approve?
19:17Those things will kill you.
19:18Yeah, well...
19:23I can get in line.
19:26She will take the kid
19:30and leave me the second I'm out of office.
19:36How come your wife doesn't want more kids, huh?
19:39For the first two lemons?
19:42You a shit father?
19:43What's the deal?
19:46Come on, man.
19:47I'm sad.
19:47I'm tipsy.
19:48I could use a story.
19:53It's not much of a story, sir.
19:56My wife, Terry, she's a scientist.
20:00We met when I was at the academy,
20:01and she wants to focus on her career now.
20:05She's starting a new project in Atlanta,
20:07and she'll have to travel, so...
20:10We're stopping at two.
20:12They keep us plenty busy, as is.
20:17Hey.
20:19No, thank you.
20:22He passes again.
20:27Well, I'll save you for what it's worth.
20:29You're probably better off not having any more kids.
20:35Smart move right now.
20:40Definitely a very, very smart move.
20:46Not sure I understand, sir.
20:48That'll be all, Agent Collins.
20:51Yes, sir.
21:20It's better be good, boss.
21:22Garcia's soup is doing a number on me right now.
21:24I need you back at the residence now.
21:26X, I'm in a pretty precarious position at the moment.
21:29Billy.
21:30Christian Laidner.
21:34I've got to stop 30 minutes before Jane has to call it in,
21:36but when she does,
21:38Robinson won't let me within a mile of this place.
21:41It's bad, Billy.
21:43It's really bad, and I need you here five minutes ago.
21:46Copy you. I'm on my way.
21:47Billy, you step into this thing with me,
21:49and you could be entering a world of hurt.
21:51Promise.
21:51Five minutes ago. Move.
21:54House all clear.
21:55All non-essentials are out.
21:56Study? Guest house?
21:57Secured.
21:58Sir.
21:58I need five with Garcia.
22:06Hey, what's good, boss?
22:09Jane says we're on lockdown.
22:10It's not a lockdown.
22:11What's the deal?
22:11I need you to take me through yesterday's log.
22:14Oh, yeah.
22:15Sure thing.
22:16Give me a sip.
22:19By the way, I don't know what you heard,
22:20but I didn't make soup.
22:21I made pozole.
22:22My stuff's legit.
22:25Billy has a stomach like a 14-year-old Amish girl.
22:27That's his...
22:27Hey, Mike.
22:27I need you to focus.
22:29Okay.
22:30We're up.
22:31Take me through Wildcats Day.
22:32Anything regular?
22:35Abnormally early wake-up and work-out.
22:37Long work-out, actually.
22:39Then, he got out of his bathrobe for the first time in a week.
22:42Spent the morning making pasta for his son for dinner.
22:45Made the pasta by hand, by the way.
22:48Had coffee with Sinatra in the afternoon, back patio.
22:54You were the agent on duty.
22:55You know all this.
22:57What?
22:59Say it to my face.
23:01I want to see what it looks like when you have balls.
23:04Sorry.
23:07It's fine.
23:09We're fine.
23:16And that's it?
23:18Anyone out of the ordinary on the premises?
23:20Nope.
23:22Gardner's, us, the usual.
23:24Kid bailed on him for dinner.
23:26Stayed home with his mom.
23:28Poor guy.
23:28Had his scarf down dinner for two by himself.
23:31Oh, but on the bride's side,
23:33you-know-who made her daily happy hour appearance.
23:37Wait, rewind that for me.
23:39Mm-hmm.
23:43Freeze it.
23:45A little bigger.
23:49A little more.
23:53Okay.
23:56She left, and he took two long pours downstairs for drinks with the old man.
24:02Daddy Warbucks returned to the guest house at 9.30,
24:05and our hero took a third long pour up to bed.
24:09Door was sealed at 10.04.
24:11Last person to see him was...
24:27You guys shot the shit there for a while, huh?
24:32Well, that dude has said four words to me since I got down here.
24:36Well, I guess you earned it.
24:42Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President...
24:45Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience, Betsy.
24:47I know you've missed me.
24:48Why don't you kick us off?
24:50Regarding yesterday's explosive New York Times report
24:52about recent revelations in Colorado...
24:54I have no comment on that.
24:55Due respect, but isn't some comment required, sir?
24:58There's wild speculation about what people are seeing there,
25:00and protests are already forming across the country.
25:03Yes, and I'm sure the Internet's doing a fine job
25:05at feeding that fire without any fuel in the fire.
25:08Now, what I would like to speak about...
25:12One month since my re-election is now at 40...
25:19...the second batter is going to be cooling the batter.
25:22The market index is now up over the 20% risk of the year...
25:26Womber!
25:27Go!
25:28Go!
25:28Get out!
25:28Everybody!
25:29The world deserves to go!
25:31The world deserves to go!
25:41Sir, are you hit?
25:44Sir, are you hit?
25:45No, I'm fine.
25:46You're hit.
25:47Let me see.
25:48No, hey, I'm fine.
25:49Look at me.
25:51It's you.
25:52It's your blood.
25:57Agent Collins.
25:59Agent Collins.
26:01Agent Collins.
26:02You're not here
26:21You're not
26:22Sure
26:29Hey, whoa easy
26:32You just got a, hey, you just got a surgery
26:35So I, your wife's on the way
26:36Had trouble reaching her
26:38Are you alright?
26:39I'm fine
26:42You tackle like a high school sophomore, by the way
26:46Oh, I'll admit
26:49When I saw all that blood
26:50I thought I'd been Christian Laettner
26:52Oh, don't do this to me
26:55Christian Laettner, Duke
26:56He made the most famous college basketball shot of all time
27:00Against us in the tournament
27:02Single-handedly killed me
27:04And every other Kentucky Wildcat fan that day
27:08Yeah, I thought I'd been Laettner'd
27:12But then
27:16That was a hell of a blocked shot
27:19Agent Collins
27:22Is there anything I can do for you?
27:28I don't know
27:31Maybe cool it with the basketball metaphors
27:40Well, well, well, well, look too
27:44Good for you, Xavier
27:45You're kind of funny when you're wounded
27:47Yeah, who knew?
27:48Not me
27:49I had a shot you weeks ago
27:56Sir?
28:01Duty calls
28:05They got the rest of the bullet out in surgery, by the way
28:08Your career as a shoulder model's probably over
28:11But, uh, they tell me you'll make a full recovery
28:15Do we know who he was?
28:17Some asshole with a 3D printer
28:19But we got him
28:21Well, I'll be back to work as soon as I clear my physical
28:23No, no, no, no
28:24Take a few weeks, paid leave
28:25It's not necessary
28:26That's an order
28:27Don't make me do the whole Commander-in-Chief bullshit, okay?
28:30It's been a long day
28:33Although, um
28:36I'd like to talk to you when you get back
28:39About the future
28:41Yes, sir
28:42Of course
28:47Saying thank you feels kind of insufficient
28:52Saying just doing my job seems kind of lame
28:57So we'll just leave it there, huh?
29:22Holy fuck
29:25Actually, you gotta call this in, man
29:35Safe was empty
29:36It's gone
29:38No
29:39Gone
29:40Someone had to know a lot
29:42Someone had to have a lot of access
29:45In a few minutes, I have to tell Jane to call this in
29:47Then we lose control of the whole scene
29:48Hey, I need you to walk the entire property right now
29:51Balcony door is open
29:53You saw the blood?
29:54Check the yard below
29:55No photos, no notes
29:57No snapshots of everything
29:59It's the little things
30:01Little things gonna matter here, Billy
30:02Copy?
30:03Copy
30:04Go
30:05Go
30:06Go
30:06I got something, sir
30:27On my way
30:52Billy
30:54What the hell is going on?
30:55Hold on
30:58Billy
30:59Billy
31:00Billy
31:11Billy
31:12Billy
31:29hey hey what's going on this the real lockdown beats me nobody tells me shit
31:37all right let's go jay might know something
31:47what do you got check it out
31:52you chat with the president until just after 10 p.m. bedroom door closes at 10.04
31:56you secure the downstairs and are relieved by billy at 1032
32:01night of top-notch billy pace security ensues
32:08yeah the problem is my food not that he eats like a filthy animal
32:11like yeah anyway billy does his rounds but mainly
32:22so it even took an hour and a half power nap look at him dead to the world this is
32:27what you want to
32:27show me hang on check out the large glass picture frame behind him see the reflection from the tv
32:33yeah you can see movement from the screen but watch now it freezes if someone paused the tv but
32:40he didn't pause the tv so i checked the other cameras and that's when i realized that from
32:4410 42 until 12 13 all security cameras were offline frozen on the last image
32:50no one noticed because no one else was in the house except billy and he was dead to the world
32:54on that
32:54couch exactly at 12 13 cameras come back online see that mm-hmm a minute later billy wakes up
33:02an hour later i show up for my shift with fresh coffee but for all we know anyone could have
33:07ended or
33:07exited during that window yeah and no one in control would have noticed especially if they were a little
33:12young and a little inexperienced who was in here last night at that time jane
33:24hey i'm serious what the is going on leave it for a second please but jane you need to be
33:29really calm
33:30right now everything's gonna be looked at from here on out i need you to trust me okay
33:42okay okay jay
33:49we're officially under lockdown call it in wildcat is down it's a code red
33:59call it in jay our people only now yes sir
34:10i'm calling in jay i don't know what's going on
34:27what's going on who is it is a king
34:35please stop stopping me from getting into the house i get to know what's going on
35:06what's going to start interviews yes
35:08Please let me know whatever you find out where is he cow
35:15Where's my son why don't we go in the other room? Let's go in the other
35:40It counts yes, sir
35:55As we said before agent Collins this line of questioning is merely a formality given you were the last one
36:00to see him alive
36:02And again for the record you notice nothing unusual when he turned in last night
36:09No, just another night
36:15Did you speak to him was wondering where you were agent Robinson, I'm right here agent Collins
36:30What did you speak to him about last night
36:41Oh
36:42So concludes another day in paradise
36:46Hey, it's another day
36:49For you
36:52In paradise. Oh, I'm feeling that hang on
36:55Hang on hang on hang on hang on
36:59Another day
37:01You and me
37:03You and me
37:04Listen party?
37:05Will that be all?
37:07You're lost
37:10Boo
37:17About the bathroom
37:17Think about it
37:19Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
37:23Oh, see, twice, this and now, you and me, pal.
37:35Ooh, a little light bedtime reading.
37:40Got the news of the world right here.
37:43Step right up, step right up.
37:45Come and get it.
37:45Got the news of the world.
37:53Have a drink with me, Xavier.
37:55Christ, we don't talk anymore.
37:59No, thank you.
38:04Sir, I can't remember exactly when it was
38:07when you stopped calling me, sir.
38:09Do you?
38:13Oh, for Christ's sake, speak your mind.
38:16You don't want me to speak my mind, sir.
38:27Oh, think twice.
38:33Well, then, I don't know what else there is to say.
38:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
38:50Hey, look, you're not wrong, Xavier.
38:55What's in here will definitely kill me.
39:00That'll be all, Agent Collins.
39:07Xavier.
39:16Will you ever be able to forgive me
39:17for what happened?
39:21Bring him in.
39:35Agent Collins, welcome back.
39:38Don't speak if you don't have to.
39:41Have a seat.
39:49Agent Collins, you're about to be entrusted
39:51with top-secret national security information.
39:53The president has cleared you at the highest level.
39:56Should you wish to proceed,
39:57you will be one of the few hundred people in the world
39:59privy to this information at this stage.
40:02Agent Collins, do you wish to proceed?
40:08The president tells me you have children?
40:11Yes, ma'am.
40:12That's correct.
40:14You're going to want to hear this.
40:22Okay.
40:25The tablet within this box
40:26contains all information and data
40:28related to a highly classified project.
40:30It's a fancy way of saying
40:32that's the most important box in the world.
40:36I assume you're aware
40:37of what's going on in Colorado.
40:41Will I ever be able to forgive you
40:43for what happened?
41:03Our kids' names were a big deal to my wife.
41:08Presley was pretty much set in stone from go
41:11before our second kid, our son.
41:15Every night of that pregnancy,
41:17she would try out a different name.
41:20And then one day,
41:23she was about eight months pregnant,
41:24could hardly walk anymore.
41:26We were in this bookstore together
41:28and she saw it.
41:31James and the Giant Peach.
41:44And that was it.
41:46She had found our boy's name.
41:51She read the book to her belly
41:53every night for the rest of her pregnancy.
41:56She became obsessed with that damn book.
42:00And then...
42:03You know, after she...
42:08Well, I guess I became obsessed with it, too.
42:15Yeah, I'm pretty much an expert
42:18on James and the Giant Peach right now.
42:21It was written by Roald Dahl.
42:23And originally,
42:25it wasn't gonna be about a peach.
42:27It was gonna be about a cherry.
42:30But Dahl changed it
42:32because he thought that
42:33peaches were squishier.
42:38Strange, isn't it?
42:40A book could have been called
42:41James and the Giant Cherry.
42:51Sometimes I lie in bed
42:52staring at the ceiling,
42:54wondering if my wife
42:55would have wanted to name our son James
42:57if the book were about a giant cherry
42:59and not a giant peach.
43:05But I'll never know.
43:09Obviously, I can't ask her.
43:16I know.
43:17Stop.
43:23You want to know if I'll forgive you?
43:27I'll forgive you when I can sleep again.
43:31And I'll sleep again when you're dead.
43:37She calls out to the man on the street
43:42Sir, can you help me?
43:47It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep.
43:51Is there somewhere you can tell me?
43:59He walks on, doesn't look back.
44:03He pretends he can't hear her.
44:07He pretends he can't hear her.
44:09Starts to whistle as he crosses the stream.
44:14Seems embarrassed to be there.
44:17I'll think twice.
44:22Oh, think twice.
44:23Cause it's another day for you
44:25and me in paradise.
44:28Oh, think twice.
44:32Cause it's another day for you
44:35You and me in paradise.
44:38Nice.
45:18We cannot divulge specifics, but what we can tell you is that we are preparing for a massive catastrophe that
45:25could cause an extinction level event for humanity in the very near, very real future.
45:29In preparation, we have begun construction underneath the mountain in Colorado. When completed, it may be our only chance, the
45:37world's largest underground city.
45:38It may be paradise. Oh, think twice. It's just another day for you. You and me in paradise.
46:05Oh, think twice. It's just another day for you. You and me in paradise. Oh, think twice. It's just another
46:20day for you. You and me in paradise. Oh.
46:25Oh, think twice. It's just another day for you. You and me in paradise. Oh, think twice. It's just another
46:39day for you.
46:39Oh, think twice. It's just another day for you. Come on forever.
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