- 9 hours ago
The Boys Season 5 Episode 1 (2026) | English Subtitles | Action Crime Drama | HD
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00:06in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you say the fuck back
00:00:12i'm on a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:19and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:22i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried your ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at volianza to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's
00:00:40been running to us to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something
00:00:46super lethal global fucking pandemic what's in the genocide between friends just fuck off and let
00:00:52me die in peace with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together for firecracker
00:00:58i am not sexually attracted to you this is not loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister
00:01:04sage she's the world's smartest person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get
00:01:11to swoop in like caesar like caesar once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment
00:01:18who's handling all this i fucking am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into
00:01:21internment camps you're cool with that you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down
00:01:25block and homeland no deals newman would have been a shit patsy so i went another way speaker of the
00:01:33house calhoun he's next in line with you president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that
00:01:38we have full legal authority a veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these
00:01:43traitors from our government and from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters
00:01:49i'm coming for you because today a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call
00:01:55you gotta be fucking kidding me this whole time
00:02:12i'm coming for you
00:02:31USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:02:39Thank you. Thank you. Thank you and welcome to the Vought
00:02:46International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay. Give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:03What's up?
00:03:16Come on.
00:03:19Good luck.
00:03:23Good luck.
00:03:25You're brave.
00:03:26Good luck.
00:03:28Starlighters running wild.
00:03:30Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no. We said enough.
00:03:37We said not in America.
00:03:40And together, we soared into a new golden dawn!
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop!
00:04:06She designated the Starlighters, a terrorist organization.
00:04:11I'm excited for proudly serving in the armed forces,
00:04:14thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
00:04:18This arm is up 21%.
00:04:22G-Men, days past from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:26Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But all of this,
00:04:31the most important truth
00:04:35is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:42Our nation!
00:04:45Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48What did you say with that little bitch Starlight
00:04:51tried to do on this southern border?
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf-
00:04:56I'm wondering, Queen Maeve,
00:04:58for the gods of evenness.
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:02Just these two, please!
00:05:03No, what? So they can tell the world
00:05:04that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:07Come on!
00:05:08No, Maeve. No, you stay back!
00:05:10All of you, stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back!
00:05:13And I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17No!
00:05:17What the f***?
00:05:25Oh my god,
00:05:31I'll laser you all!
00:05:33I'll laser you all in your book!
00:05:38And you knew it was from the cat
00:05:38And I'll laser you, babe.
00:05:43That's impossible in one way.
00:05:43Oh my god.
00:05:46I was trying to see theây minst tree.
00:05:48disinformation campaign period and the American people have the good sense to
00:05:53call out a lie when they say back ladies and gentlemen the vice president of the
00:06:07United States tough day sad day when a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies
00:06:22this so-called flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist starlighters let's open it
00:06:29up Chris Hayes Vice President Barrett look Chris I know exactly what you're thinking literally and
00:06:37no just because I happen to be a super able American does not compromise my objectivity
00:06:41or allegiance to the US of A that is exactly the kind of superphobic question that kept me in the
00:06:46closet for so long honestly do better what about your so-called freedom camps the starlighter
00:06:52dissidents more clickbait I mean who doesn't love freedom and camp we knew this would happen sooner
00:06:58or later we've been ready in the last 24 hours we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation
00:07:04people can't tell their clit from their collarbone the share price is only down half a point besides
00:07:10that damage is minimal what's this that is a Gutenberg Bible Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount you're
00:07:17really on top of the world huh Peter Thiel the Obamas calling you for advice everyone loves you you can't
00:07:27really think I care maybe you didn't used to it's all for you higher the share price happier the
00:07:33billionaires the more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do are you aware that NNC is
00:07:38calling me a murderer saying that maybe I even did something to my son no everyone knows that Ryan is
00:07:53sorry that he is a boarding school in Svalbard that story's holding we're good and how about you
00:08:03Sage are you good I'm sorry you're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you you're not
00:08:13numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain no then just tell me how did starlight get in the building
00:08:24I was humiliated
00:08:28is that people don't hate me enough your numbers are north of 96 anyone can smile for the pollsters sure
00:08:33but millions of them are still starlighters in their hearts where it counts have you seen the memes
00:08:39have you seen the memes about me
00:08:44posting them should be a crime yes but we can't go oh you're serious sir ongoing conflict is useful to
00:08:58us it keeps people
00:08:59afraid no no no no no you promised me Caesar he was stabbed by his best friends well I can
00:09:07relate to that but I need people to be devoted to me may I speak freely give it a shot
00:09:15I told you no matter how much power you
00:09:19to amass it will not make you happy
00:09:27you know what's gonna make me happy
00:09:31I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:10:27That's it.
00:10:28That's it.
00:10:28That's it.
00:10:37That's it.
00:10:38That's it.
00:10:48That's it.
00:11:13That's it.
00:11:17That's it.
00:11:18That's it.
00:11:22Also, pay us the Veni's exploits.
00:11:25Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my friend.
00:12:13Luis.
00:12:14La bebida.
00:12:30And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:12:33Huh.
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:42No!
00:12:45No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:51No!
00:12:55No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:25Billy.
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:37I want a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Thought I'd pop in.
00:13:41Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:47Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And there you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.
00:14:09About the funeral.
00:14:11I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a turn at him with the likes of them.
00:14:22What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:41Five fucking weeks Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:49So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:01Well...
00:15:02Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22For all the times you knocked the shit out of me.
00:15:25Gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33I'll show you.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42It's a waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:52You don't...
00:15:53You don't gotta change nothing.
00:16:03Who says...
00:16:05I wanna change?
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:23Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I...
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's, um...
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature, Link.
00:16:30Like...
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I'm on eight o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:02There's you with Bash today.
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:09And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker something awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like AI, which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:07So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.
00:18:12First she went and deep-faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and AI'd this so-called Flight 37 video.
00:18:30Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here, yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:19:04Wow!
00:19:19How much the cop-sufficient is working out?
00:19:20Let's see if we find it here, let's see if we can no-to-to-to-to-to-to-to
00:19:21-to-to-to-to-to.
00:19:21Let's see if we have the ice-five underwater in those big tomatoes.
00:19:21That's not the gas-power Mr.
00:19:21This is the adult, I'm so-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to.
00:19:23It's not the same type of water.
00:19:27That's crép they out in the ice.
00:19:39No!
00:19:42No!
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy Bint.
00:19:54They're after Frenchie.
00:19:56What's gonna do him, Huey, and him in 72 hours?
00:20:06Look, I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man. We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got CIA at Gulfstream gassing up a plow down.
00:20:17Will's up on an hour.
00:20:26Smile, Camper. It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out. It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel, I've been hunted by Noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians, almost blown up at hero-gasm, and lasered at Vought on Ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is... Oh, and one time I had to see naked on a chocolate cake. It's a long
00:20:57story.
00:20:58The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead. Or crazy. Or both.
00:21:04Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
00:21:08Hey! Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey! Get down!
00:21:14Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey! Hey!
00:21:18Holy shit!
00:21:20Oh, shit!
00:21:22Hey, boy!
00:21:29Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:35He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:40What about you?
00:21:41God's sakes!
00:21:42See?
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay?
00:22:04Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:06Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro!
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11Who am I, right?
00:22:12P-P-P-Reach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten
00:22:22thought she was gonna do, it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:28and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily, like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Wait, did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy, and fucking therapy therapy,
00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:52Sixteen hour flight, and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Cause all you can say is, oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Liked her better with her mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Bot got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:03I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,
00:23:07but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole, like, a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty and Hale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
00:23:41Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:46He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:55A question.
00:23:57Is what else are we gonna do if science walk into it?
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:04Hmm.
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And I'm Lander.
00:24:17Now you're gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:18Yes.
00:24:19Or not.
00:24:32I saw the signal.
00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:36We are getting executed.
00:24:40What?
00:24:40Simply.
00:24:41In 36 hours, we...
00:24:45are finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Offer or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
00:25:02and then they do her in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:05We're getting out of here first.
00:25:09We're gonna need a lot more Molotov, so let's get going.
00:25:15How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you,
00:25:24but then hug you.
00:25:24So how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:35A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
00:25:40He might be able to help.
00:25:42But even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:46I have someone we can call.
00:25:50No, I didn't.
00:25:57You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:03Take these two.
00:26:04No, no.
00:26:05Take these two.
00:26:06No, no.
00:26:06No, what?
00:26:06So they can tell us.
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:07Hey, you wanna see us?
00:26:14Should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:28Fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right.
00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:34Starlight.
00:26:36Spearless filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:39I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:26:53Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:58Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:01It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:06And then you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:12Or starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:20I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:54Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:55That won't be necessary.
00:27:56But, gentlemen.
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Psst.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:33Bro, what the hell?
00:28:34You could have had my back in there.
00:28:36Bro!
00:28:37You're not the real noir.
00:28:39Okay?
00:28:39You can talk.
00:28:41Look, I get method.
00:28:42Okay?
00:28:43I fuck with Stella Adler.
00:28:44I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:45We literally never broke character.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:49But enough's enough.
00:28:55Bro!
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single.
00:28:57Mm-hmm.
00:28:57But you know what they say.
00:28:58How do you make God laugh?
00:29:00Make a plan.
00:29:01Ain't that the truth.
00:29:02So there I was at the national prayer breakfast, and I look across the table, and it was...
00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven.
00:29:15Amen.
00:29:16Amen.
00:29:17Oh, Father himself.
00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:24God rest his soul.
00:29:26Amen.
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-abled union for the ages.
00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:39See, I knew he was gonna say that.
00:29:42Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:44Powerful.
00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish DEI.
00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:55People don't need a handout.
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:30:00Isn't white a color too?
00:30:02Let's cut.
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:30:08Cut!
00:30:08Sage.
00:30:10My sister in Christ.
00:30:12Um, no.
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
00:30:16Or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:17I need a vice president.
00:30:19Give us the room.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:22How is married life?
00:30:23The power of Christ can tell you to fuck him.
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:29Touchy!
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault the American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:35Maybe.
00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Tigger down.
00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill DEI.
00:30:42Uh, not today or not.
00:30:45He wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:30:48But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:51Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:57Cyber terrorists are terrorists too.
00:31:01True.
00:31:03True.
00:31:05It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:14We arrested Chapel Roan and Tyler the Creator and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:18But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
00:31:21You know, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:22You registered barrettforpresident.com, net, and org.
00:31:27It's exploratory.
00:31:28You're a soup.
00:31:29Made you fucking vice president.
00:31:31As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:36Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:38Yeah, good talk.
00:31:50Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
00:31:55Woman.
00:31:56You're huge.
00:31:59Reacher.
00:32:00Know what they say about huge guys.
00:32:07They have huge cocks.
00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:15Are you fucking crazy?
00:32:16Get in here.
00:32:16Hello, worm.
00:32:18Yeah, hi.
00:32:19You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Are you sure?
00:32:24Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec and that shit is everywhere now.
00:32:28Fucking hell.
00:32:29This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:32:36Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:32:39Calm off it, mate.
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:42Pass.
00:32:43Well told.
00:32:45Whatever.
00:32:46Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:47You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:49Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time and I don't even work there anymore.
00:32:56Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:32:59And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
00:33:03It just isn't.
00:33:04Uh-uh-uh.
00:33:06You ruin your appetite.
00:33:08That's right.
00:33:09I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills.
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:16You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture.
00:33:19How does seeing a tunnel fuck what?
00:33:22You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester.
00:33:27Be there.
00:33:28Rochester.
00:33:30Oh, Rochester's got that honey waste oil.
00:33:32Fucking delicious.
00:33:37You need a shower or you smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:41Um...
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry.
00:33:44Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:33:48Checking you long enough?
00:33:49You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:52Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:34:00Thanks.
00:34:01Mm-hmm.
00:34:01Where's everybody?
00:34:07Well, I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
00:34:10Hmm.
00:34:10Go Marie Moreau.
00:34:11How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
00:34:19So, what's with the 9-1-1?
00:34:21Huey, MM, and Frenchy are going to be executed tomorrow.
00:34:25So, we need your help to break them out.
00:34:28Of a Vaught prison camp?
00:34:30You're fucking crazy.
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:34:35It's easy.
00:34:36Easy.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
00:34:42I can't.
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchy to do it.
00:34:46Great.
00:34:46Well, good luck with that.
00:34:48Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
00:34:53So, what?
00:34:54I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
00:34:57I mean, we are down one asshole, so...
00:35:01Yeah, maybe.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't.
00:35:09I know you're scared.
00:35:11No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:14I got a family to protect.
00:35:19I can't.
00:35:22I get it, I do.
00:35:25Me too.
00:35:26Me too.
00:35:30Keep him safe.
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:36No.
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:40Fucked me up too.
00:35:42We're going to need an exit plan B.
00:35:47All right, so we hit the east gate.
00:35:49We pitted you when the guard chain shift.
00:35:51And we go at dawn.
00:35:53We've been through this.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
00:35:57Huey.
00:35:58Take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks.
00:36:02You know what I mean?
00:36:03You know I quit.
00:36:05Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had in
00:36:07with a fucking internment camp.
00:36:09Yeah, what about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
00:36:13Mouchard's got corn in it.
00:36:20Hey.
00:36:23Don't worry.
00:36:25Annie will be fine.
00:36:26She's strong.
00:36:30Kimiko too.
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
00:36:39Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them and you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50M-M, you're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:56You know I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:05And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:13We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:28You wanna...
00:37:35Attention campers.
00:37:37Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Feather.
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will open.
00:37:42Dawn of the Feather.
00:37:48Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:57Every day I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:00Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:04They were innocent.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:14We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to...
00:38:20Give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp, Huey.
00:38:27She's zesty.
00:38:29Fuck you.
00:38:30Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Kill me.
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:36You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other.
00:38:40We both know they're coming.
00:38:42Do you remember...
00:38:44when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:47Believe Festival.
00:38:48They tried to cleanse your soul.
00:38:49I remember thinking...
00:38:55Why...
00:38:55him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kid's shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:39:08I mean, I get it.
00:39:09From your perspective, you're punching up. Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:22Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you?
00:39:32Because I do it for them.
00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
00:39:56Something came up.
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby, bro.
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:40:01Thanks.
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:40:05Oh, my bad.
00:40:06Uh, Salade Leme.
00:40:09I think that's it.
00:40:10I've been slacking on my duo lingo.
00:40:12You ain't gotta do that, bro.
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on.
00:40:17It's been, like, a year, some change now.
00:40:20You still acting like this is some chill family vacation instead of on the run?
00:40:24It's fine.
00:40:25You're a shitty liar.
00:40:28I know I fucked you over.
00:40:31Just please.
00:40:33Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:40:35You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:40:38Man, I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:40:43You were right.
00:40:44Not anymore.
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:48Man, Raina.
00:40:48Your nephews.
00:40:50I mean, yeah.
00:40:51Moving around constantly.
00:40:53It's a pain in the ass.
00:40:56But it's worth it.
00:40:57It's good to see you like this.
00:41:01Mom would be really proud of you, man.
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad!
00:41:08Uncle Reg.
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16Hey, Train.
00:41:17That was your fucking phone, a friend.
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:21How are you gonna get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out.
00:41:23One by one.
00:41:24Well, that'll take all fucking night.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:27Fine.
00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:41:31Frenchie goes first.
00:41:32Yeah, all right.
00:41:32Frenchie first.
00:41:33What about Huey and Emem?
00:41:35We will get him.
00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:41:38Frenchie first.
00:41:39You sound like Maeve.
00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:42:02You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.
00:42:14They're already gone.
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:21Never gonna stop, bro.
00:42:23Homelander's orders.
00:42:25Only one way this ends.
00:42:27Yeah, exactly.
00:42:28Right now it's you coming after me.
00:42:29Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
00:42:32New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
00:42:35Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him.
00:42:38You smug dick.
00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43Jesus.
00:42:44What? It's true.
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights?
00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls.
00:42:51You're the fucking joke.
00:42:52Look at you.
00:42:53On the run like a little bitch.
00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander.
00:42:58You know, I can see it.
00:43:00Look how terrified you are.
00:43:03Fuck you.
00:43:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit.
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander, you don't even see what it's done to you.
00:43:15You're not fucking scared.
00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:43:28It's pathetic.
00:43:32You're pathetic.
00:43:35Sooner or later I'm gonna get to your family.
00:43:49Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:43:52God.
00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Counts Capers,
00:43:55it was impossible to like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy.
00:44:03You can't do it.
00:44:04Finales are the worst.
00:44:06Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:44:09Oh, sorry.
00:44:10Was that bad?
00:44:10How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
00:44:15No, I already said that you-
00:44:16Oh, come off it.
00:44:17Don't give me that Huey safe and his playpen bollocks.
00:44:20You left him in there.
00:44:22Cause you don't want to look him in the eye after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done.
00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:44:30Please don't.
00:44:34Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
00:44:36Cause that shit is gonna get us all killed.
00:44:38I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the Lost Finale?
00:44:43Get to work, arsehole.
00:44:44Great. I'm fucking starving.
00:44:46Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19.
00:44:52Wait, that-
00:44:54That's a Vaught Freedom Camp.
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no.
00:44:56You said I got to stick it to Vaught and that guy's fucking lasered in half.
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
00:45:02It's complicated and I don't want to get into that right now. I'm fucking out.
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:45:08So you're gonna dig us a hole or I'll bury you in one.
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax. Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:32You guys are gonna want to stay back.
00:45:33Wake up!
00:45:37Back.
00:45:48Woo! Oh no!
00:46:04Have fun in the shithole.
00:46:06Ladies first.
00:46:07Fuck you.
00:46:19Fuck you.
00:46:49That wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A story and the reach respect I'm working
00:47:01on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Take that as a yes.
00:47:27Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick.
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:03Hmm.
00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ.
00:48:22William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's, it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself, what you've become, and
00:48:41you did all that for me.
00:48:49No, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:55You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the only one that's
00:49:04ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:36Come on, Lonnie's gonna fly us out.
00:49:52What the hell?
00:49:53Annie! Annie!
00:49:54Oh!
00:50:01Shit.
00:50:02What the fuck?
00:50:03Peeley!
00:50:04Oh!
00:50:17Don't you move
00:50:40It's okay, it's okay, just stay there, okay?
00:51:03Hey, Dick, I've been waiting for this, I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, sir.
00:51:30Don't you fucking move!
00:51:32Get your hands up before I can see them!
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up before I can see them!
00:51:42Hold her tight.
00:51:50Where is she going?
00:52:01Get your hands up before I can see them!
00:52:21Where are you?
00:52:46Get your hands up before I can see them!
00:53:03Fuck this!
00:53:04She's not coming back!
00:53:05Huey, we have to go!
00:53:06We have to come down!
00:53:07Stay there!
00:53:07Stay there!
00:53:08She's coming back!
00:53:08She's coming back!
00:53:09She can't!
00:53:09She's coming back!
00:53:09She's coming back!
00:53:11She's coming back!
00:53:22I'm so sorry.
00:53:31I'm so sorry.
00:53:37I'm so sorry.
00:54:01I'm so sorry.
00:54:39I'm so sorry.
00:55:01I'm so sorry.
00:55:01I'm so sorry.
00:55:01Where the hell were you?
00:55:37Where the hell were you?
00:55:37Yeah, I know. And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:42I don't know, you...
00:55:44I'm not sure.
00:56:13Looks like someone can catch the A-Train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:56:38What was I so afraid of?
00:56:43You are...
00:56:46fucking nothing.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:56Really?
00:56:58It's just an empty fucking suit?
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:05And what are you, huh?
00:57:07Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:13Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:31Weak.
00:57:33Weak.
00:57:34Weak.
00:57:36Weak.
00:57:37Weak.
00:57:45Weak.
Comments