Falling for You Again (2026) is a heartwarming Hallmark-style romance about second chances and rediscovering love. When two people with a complicated past cross paths again, old feelings resurface and new possibilities begin to unfold.
As they navigate misunderstandings, emotional moments, and the challenges of moving forward, they must decide if love deserves another chance. With charming performances, uplifting storytelling, and feel-good moments, this full-length movie is perfect for a cozy watch.
Ideal for fans of Hallmark movies, romantic dramas, and sweet love stories filled with warmth and hope.
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As they navigate misunderstandings, emotional moments, and the challenges of moving forward, they must decide if love deserves another chance. With charming performances, uplifting storytelling, and feel-good moments, this full-length movie is perfect for a cozy watch.
Ideal for fans of Hallmark movies, romantic dramas, and sweet love stories filled with warmth and hope.
#fallingforyouagain #hallmarkmovie #romancemovie #lovestory #fullmovie #feelgoodmovie #englishmovie
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00:00:00Honey?
00:00:01Yes, babe?
00:00:02I was thinking that we should get our parents
00:00:04the same Christmas gift this year
00:00:06so we don't have any issues.
00:00:08Well, yeah, yeah, great idea.
00:00:10Uh, you know, I was thinking maybe
00:00:12we could go to my parents' house for Christmas.
00:00:18Let me finish, okay?
00:00:20It's just a thought.
00:00:22Grammy's getting old, and she's scared
00:00:24this might be her last Christmas.
00:00:26Baby?
00:00:27Yeah?
00:00:27Your grandmother has been on her deathbed since 2012.
00:00:30Yeah, but what if this is her year, okay?
00:00:33Listen, I'm thinking we can spend Christmas
00:00:36at my family's house
00:00:37and then do New Year's with your parents.
00:00:40Yeah, Nay?
00:00:42It's a firm no.
00:00:43It's a firm no? Why?
00:00:45Because Christmas is my parents' favorite holiday, Jay.
00:00:48Yeah, mine too.
00:00:50And can you imagine spending New Year's
00:00:52at my parents' house?
00:00:53With my mom?
00:00:55How long do you want me in therapy for?
00:00:57Baby, if we look at this logically and reasonably,
00:01:01F comes before S in the alphabet,
00:01:03so technically my family's first in line
00:01:05since Christmas does come before New Year's.
00:01:08Baby?
00:01:09Yeah?
00:01:09Did you have a stroke?
00:01:11Baby, take your emotions out of the situation
00:01:13and think about it.
00:01:14It makes sense.
00:01:16Are you smelling burnt toast?
00:01:19Look, it's not gonna happen.
00:01:21Okay.
00:01:22So your grandma can hold off the Grim Reaper
00:01:24till New Year's.
00:01:25We can go then.
00:01:26Okay then.
00:01:27You know what?
00:01:29Let's just call our parents,
00:01:31tell them it's our first Christmas as husband and wife,
00:01:33and we want to spend alone this year.
00:01:36Okay.
00:01:37Okay.
00:01:37Should we call now?
00:01:39Yeah.
00:01:41Okay.
00:01:41Wait, wait.
00:01:42They're probably already asleep.
00:01:45Yeah.
00:01:46Yeah, we should call tomorrow.
00:01:47Yeah, you're right.
00:01:47You ready?
00:01:48I love you.
00:02:04I tried.
00:02:05She wasn't having it.
00:02:07Oh.
00:02:11Listen, man.
00:02:13I'm gonna speak softly because my wife is in the other room.
00:02:16You need to use psychology.
00:02:18What does that even mean?
00:02:19Freud.
00:02:20Dr. Phil.
00:02:21Oprah.
00:02:22Mind games.
00:02:22Black Ops.
00:02:24All this?
00:02:25Mm-hmm.
00:02:26Is run by me.
00:02:29I control this.
00:02:31Leslie knows nothing.
00:02:32Truly, I am in awe.
00:02:35Another trick of the trade.
00:02:36Breakfast never fails.
00:02:37They love it.
00:02:40Now, what does Monica want that gets you to Chicago Christmas week?
00:02:45I don't know.
00:02:48What does every woman want right now?
00:02:51Love and security?
00:02:52Tickets to Hamilton.
00:02:54Oh.
00:02:54Mm.
00:02:55The one with Beyonce, Adele, Method Man.
00:02:58Yeah, been sold out for months.
00:03:00Coming to Chicago Christmas week.
00:03:03I can make it happen.
00:03:05You can make it happen.
00:03:06Black Ops.
00:03:07I'm the master.
00:03:08But it's gonna cost.
00:03:09Here we go.
00:03:10Five grand.
00:03:16For a moment there, I thought you said five grand.
00:03:20Listen, man.
00:03:21Making your woman happy and getting what you want, it's expensive.
00:03:25What you wanna do?
00:03:29I gotta get to Chicago.
00:03:33Let's do it, man.
00:03:34Let's do it.
00:03:35Yeah, it's hard as a game, baby.
00:03:37Yeah.
00:03:38It's gonna be a merry Christmas.
00:03:46Baby!
00:03:48Ho, ho, ho.
00:03:51Santa sent me to make an early stop tonight.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:58Yes, Lord.
00:03:59Mm-hmm.
00:04:01Our first Christmas together is husband and wife.
00:04:04Mm-hmm.
00:04:06Doing whatever.
00:04:07Ooh.
00:04:07However you want.
00:04:10Really?
00:04:11Mm-hmm.
00:04:12Do you wanna be naughty or nice?
00:04:14Oh, my God.
00:04:17You know the Christmas tree and its twinkling lights?
00:04:20Mm-hmm.
00:04:21Yeah.
00:04:21It just makes me so warm.
00:04:26Really?
00:04:27Mm-hmm.
00:04:28You remember that thing I said I would never let you do?
00:04:31Yeah.
00:04:33Well, let me get to my parents' house.
00:04:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:04:38Wait a minute.
00:04:40This little thirst trap?
00:04:43And as a Christmas elf, you use the cookie for evil?
00:04:48And so close to Jesus' birthday.
00:04:50Thirst trap, Jay.
00:04:52Evil.
00:04:53Well, what would you call it?
00:04:54You know what?
00:04:55Don't.
00:04:56Don't, okay?
00:04:56Don't.
00:04:57Just, I'm so, so hurt right now I can hardly speak.
00:05:01You know, I think you should sleep on the sofa tonight.
00:05:07Jay, we have five bedrooms in this house, so I'm not sleeping on the sofa.
00:05:12Jay!
00:05:13I'm not gonna sleep on the couch!
00:05:18Fine!
00:05:19This little elf is from back on the show until next Christmas!
00:05:25Good morning, angel face.
00:05:31Wakey, wakey.
00:05:33Hmm?
00:05:34Eggs, bacon, and toast.
00:05:35Mm-hmm.
00:05:36All your favorites.
00:05:37You're just trying to redeem yourself from last night.
00:05:40I apologize for last night and thought about it. I overreacted. Me and Grammy have had a lot of good
00:05:47times, so I can rest knowing that she knows I'll be there with her in spirit.
00:05:52Hmm.
00:05:53Here. This is for you. Open it.
00:05:57You know how I love surprises.
00:05:59Yes, I do.
00:06:01Tickets! Nice!
00:06:03Read the tickets, babe.
00:06:06Oh, my God.
00:06:08Hamilton!
00:06:09Baby!
00:06:10There you go!
00:06:11I get to go see Hamilton with Beyonce and Metha May and Adele.
00:06:15Oh, what are we gonna wear?
00:06:17Oh, I hope it's not tomorrow. It's not tomorrow.
00:06:18It's not tomorrow.
00:06:19It's not tomorrow. It's not tomorrow.
00:06:20Okay, I promise you.
00:06:20Oh, okay, let me read the ticket.
00:06:23December 24th in Chicago.
00:06:25Oh!
00:06:26I get to wear fur!
00:06:28Oh, Chicago!
00:06:29Shut up!
00:06:30That's all, baby. Here we go!
00:06:32Yes, yes, me and you.
00:06:34And you wear that fur that I love so much.
00:06:36You know what? Scratch that.
00:06:37We'll buy you a new one.
00:06:38Jay.
00:06:39Because nothing.
00:06:39Jay.
00:06:40What's up?
00:06:41This play is in Chicago on Christmas Eve.
00:06:44Mm-hmm.
00:06:45Your parents live in Chicago.
00:06:48What?
00:06:49Talk about a coincidence.
00:06:51Wow.
00:06:51Look at God.
00:06:53Won't he do it?
00:06:53Won't he do it?
00:06:54Nice try. Take him back.
00:06:57You know how hard I had to work to get these tickets?
00:06:59I don't care.
00:07:01Using Hamilton to get me to Chicago for Christmas?
00:07:05That's love.
00:07:06Well, you used the cookie for personal gain.
00:07:07That's evil.
00:07:09That's not gonna work.
00:07:10You already used that one.
00:07:11Guess what?
00:07:12What?
00:07:14I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:07:16A nice, hot shower.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:19Alone.
00:07:22Alone?
00:07:23Alone.
00:07:24What are you...
00:07:27Al...
00:07:28Al...
00:07:29Al...
00:07:37Al...
00:07:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:42Baby, come here.
00:07:44I'm sorry.
00:07:45I'm sorry.
00:07:46You know I hate it when we don't get along.
00:07:48I was wrong and I apologize.
00:07:51You really hurt me, Jay.
00:07:53You said I used the cookie for evil.
00:07:55I know you would never do that.
00:07:58Okay, I do.
00:08:01You know what?
00:08:03Why don't we stay home.
00:08:04Why don't we stay home, okay?
00:08:05Why don't we stay home and invite both our parents home for Christmas?
00:08:08We have the space.
00:08:14Oh my God, can you imagine?
00:08:18My mother still isn't over the wedding.
00:08:21And your mother's drum circle?
00:08:22Your mother's toast.
00:08:24My mom still talks about how they broke the no-shoe policy at the club.
00:08:28I have to hear about that toast every single phone call.
00:08:33This is the worst idea you ever had, husband of mine.
00:08:41Our first Christmas is husband and wife.
00:08:43In our house.
00:08:45Our parents are just gonna have to, you know, accept it.
00:08:49Well, we're gonna have to go grocery shopping.
00:08:51Yeah, that.
00:08:55But first...
00:08:59Oh, right.
00:09:08Our first Christmas together as husband and wife.
00:09:10Yup.
00:09:12It's perfect, babe.
00:09:13Just me and you.
00:09:14Just me and you.
00:09:15Mm-hmm.
00:09:17Just us cooking my first Christmas dinner for my husband.
00:09:24And so I wanted to make you happy, too.
00:09:26So I made a reservation at your favorite restaurant.
00:09:29What?
00:09:30It's Christmas.
00:09:31I have to cook.
00:09:33No.
00:09:33No, you don't.
00:09:34I know what you're thinking, but...
00:09:36It can't be that hard.
00:09:37My mom does it.
00:09:45Good morning, sunshine.
00:09:47How's our Christmas dinner coming along?
00:09:50Excellent!
00:09:53Um, what's with the glasses?
00:09:56Oh, my mom wears glasses when she cooks, so I thought it would help.
00:10:00Okay, well, uh...
00:10:02I see you're getting a head start.
00:10:03What about the greens?
00:10:06I burn them.
00:10:09Spinach is close, though.
00:10:11That gas oven is a lot harder to work.
00:10:15Hey, as long as I have my hot sauce, I'm straight.
00:10:21Um...
00:10:22You sure all is good?
00:10:23Mm-hmm.
00:10:24Mm-hmm?
00:10:25Mm-hmm.
00:10:25Okay, then I'm just gonna grab one of these cookies and be on my...
00:10:28No, no, no!
00:10:29What?
00:10:29That's a test batch.
00:10:31I forgot to put sugar in it.
00:10:36This is torture.
00:10:38I can't cook with the crap.
00:10:40Baby, baby, baby.
00:10:42Look at me.
00:10:43I didn't marry you for your cooking.
00:10:45You feel me?
00:10:46Look, I know the kitchen's not where you burn.
00:10:49I mean, it is, but not in a good way.
00:10:53And that is why we still have those reservations.
00:10:58Ah, that's Trevor and Leslie.
00:11:03There you go.
00:11:05They said they were stopping by to have some of my world-famous eggnog.
00:11:08You mind, uh, pouring some for us, please?
00:11:11You can handle that.
00:11:13That's easy, right?
00:11:14Yeah.
00:11:17Well, don't just stand there, son-in-law.
00:11:19Let me in.
00:11:19You see, my husband's hands are full.
00:11:22Where's my baby girl?
00:11:23In the kitchen.
00:11:24Oh, Lord, she ain't trying to cook, is she?
00:11:26I got here just in time, didn't I?
00:11:27Come on, William.
00:11:28Follow me.
00:11:30Yes, dear.
00:11:34Oh.
00:11:36Hey.
00:11:42Baby!
00:11:46Mommy?
00:11:48Daddy?
00:11:49What are you doing here?
00:11:50Well, you are my child, so I know the kitchen is not your friend.
00:11:56And since your husband didn't want you to spend Christmas with your family, we decided to bring Christmas to you.
00:12:01Well, actually, Mom, it was both our decision.
00:12:05Well, we're here now, unless you want us to drive back to Nashville.
00:12:12Absolutely not.
00:12:13Come on.
00:12:14Let's get this party started.
00:12:16I got some greens to cook.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:17Hey, Monica, could I just see you for a minute in private, please?
00:12:21Yep.
00:12:22Enjoy the new house.
00:12:23Monica?
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24It's beautiful, baby.
00:12:26Thank you, Mom.
00:12:27How is this happening?
00:12:29Monica, you need to tell your parents to go home.
00:12:31If my parents find out...
00:12:33How are they going to find out?
00:12:34The way all old people find out what you don't want them to know.
00:12:38Facebook.
00:12:39I can't tell my parents to leave.
00:12:41Why not?
00:12:41Because they're my parents.
00:12:43And it defeats the Christmas spirit.
00:12:46What's this Christmas?
00:12:47But they're your parents, so you have to tell them, not me.
00:12:50Oh, no.
00:12:50You want them to leave, then you need to tell them yourself.
00:12:53Their luggage is still outside in the car.
00:12:55And for the record, they're your parents, too.
00:12:58So handle it, Mr. Man.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:03I'm going to tell them.
00:13:04Okay.
00:13:05I'm serious.
00:13:06Okay.
00:13:07Because that's what I'm rolling up with my sleeves.
00:13:08Yeah.
00:13:09Just hold my hand.
00:13:10Gotcha.
00:13:15Mom, Dad, we need to talk to you.
00:13:19Okay.
00:13:21Christmas is the time of year where we spread peace, love, and joy.
00:13:25Okay?
00:13:26And we're all together as one big happy family.
00:13:29Oh.
00:13:30Baby?
00:13:30Why don't you save that speech?
00:13:33Because I really want to hear it.
00:13:34And I'm sure Trevor and Leslie do, too.
00:13:37Yeah.
00:13:38So somebody got an invitation.
00:13:44Merry Christmas and happy Kwanzaa, my sweet little daughter-in-law.
00:13:49Oh, I prayed that the ancestors would put a bun in this oven this year.
00:13:54And so it is.
00:13:55I say.
00:13:56Where's my sweet son?
00:13:59Oh, young prince.
00:14:00I know he's in here somewhere.
00:14:03Oh, there.
00:14:05Hey, baby.
00:14:06Hey, you too.
00:14:07Come on.
00:14:07Come on.
00:14:08Come on.
00:14:11Come on.
00:14:12Come on.
00:14:12Give your momma a big old hug.
00:14:14Come on, mwah.
00:14:15That's so good to see you.
00:14:16Pops.
00:14:17Hey, hey.
00:14:18My son.
00:14:20Come here.
00:14:21Oh, there you are.
00:14:27hey let me be perfectly clear uh i am spending christmas with my baby girl and her new husband
00:14:35yeah we we're not leaving okay well let me be absolutely transparent as well and say that
00:14:45nothing is keeping me from being with my son and my beautiful new daughter-in-law this christmas
00:14:56hmm fam it's christmas it's christmas okay the spirit of joy peace and love and we are all
00:15:04together as one big happy family hey i'm happy monica baby we're we're happy this is great this
00:15:13is great this fixes our christmas dilemma right you're all here it's gonna be the best christmas
00:15:18ever and this is a big house and there's enough room for everybody huge house huge okay so if you
00:15:25guys could just stay put baby eggnog eggnog can i see you i'm gonna speak to monica for a second
00:15:32baby
00:15:34why are you breathing deeply you know that annoys me who's breathing deep you are i'm hyperventilating
00:15:39okay you know what let's just calm down we can handle this we can handle this right
00:15:44yeah yeah we can let's just turn this frown upside down right that yeah yeah um let's get in the
00:15:51christmas spirit okay you ready
00:15:58mommy i didn't know they were coming you really think i would invite them without inviting you
00:16:03baby girl we do not and i'm speaking for the both of us
00:16:07now don't speak for me and honey make sure you hang your pants up please okay i'm not trying to
00:16:12be
00:16:12ironing clothes while i'm on vacation do you have to be so mean
00:16:17can you please just put your differences aside please for me
00:16:26yes but if she says one thing out of place to me you're gonna be pleasant
00:16:29and you're gonna be a lady because that's what you taught me
00:16:35i thought you said she joined jenny craig i don't see it
00:16:40okay look i'm fine as long as she says nothing to me about that wedding
00:16:44she's still salty about the wedding barely even spoke got an attitude because we didn't agree to
00:16:51the rehearsal dinner with the menu that she chose brenda you promised
00:16:55and i'm keeping my promise but the truth is the truth that woman drinks like a fish
00:17:02mom she's in the other room
00:17:03pumpkin i'm sorry i won't say another thing about her
00:17:08thank you but she's mean
00:17:10brenda are we happy to see our dear son
00:17:15yes jay knows that we love him
00:17:20but i feel horrible for that poor husband
00:17:23he's like a little church mouse
00:17:25but i'm just gonna lift them both up to the ancestors
00:17:30not shake
00:17:31you do that quietly please
00:17:35well thank god i was here to save you from that woman
00:17:39trying to play the sweet role
00:17:41not shake
00:17:43please
00:17:44she barely even spoke and it's christmas
00:17:46and look i know i know you don't want to hear this
00:17:49but she did not handle that rehearsal dinner the right way
00:17:52okay mom
00:17:53let me just let's just change the subject
00:17:55so when is maxwell and keisha do
00:17:58oh no until there's a paternity test that is keisha's baby and she is due any day now
00:18:05daddy why didn't they come
00:18:06your mother cussed out keisha
00:18:08oh how you gonna lie like that
00:18:10mommy
00:18:12really
00:18:12really
00:18:13so what is maxwell saying
00:18:15oh well now he's just like his father
00:18:17just let everybody make a fool out of him
00:18:19okay
00:18:20because i don't believe that's his baby
00:18:21okay i can't with you two
00:18:23can you just finish up here please
00:18:24and we'll just go downstairs to start dinner
00:18:26oh no well hold on before i forget
00:18:28uh your cousin eddie and his lady friend
00:18:31need you to pick them up from the bus station
00:18:34who's cousin eddie
00:18:35ask your father
00:18:37daddy
00:18:40your mother's being for seizures
00:18:41he's family
00:18:43your family
00:18:44our family
00:18:47okay
00:18:48i'll go get our family
00:19:05hey
00:19:06hey
00:19:07thought you guys were cooking
00:19:08i am distracted by this
00:19:12this tree is sad
00:19:14i know i taught you better than that
00:19:16it's christmas and kwanzaa
00:19:18this tree does not speak to the ancestors and their sacrifices
00:19:24well we happen to like our tree
00:19:26a lot
00:19:27and it's a nice little tree
00:19:29but this is not a charlie brown christmas
00:19:32and you're not some little bald white boy with a round head
00:19:34so we're gonna have your father go get a real tree
00:19:37a fabulous tree
00:19:38oh a noble fir is definitely the way to go
00:19:42it would be spectacular
00:19:43and it speaks to the ancestors and their journey from the motherland
00:19:49yeah but we're gonna go with a fraser fir
00:19:50so uh could you grab your father
00:19:53howard can you come here please
00:19:54come here william
00:19:56jay
00:19:57what's going on baby
00:19:59baby
00:19:59yes dear what's up
00:20:01what's up baby
00:20:02daddy do you like our christmas tree
00:20:04mommy thinks it's ugly
00:20:09uh sweet pea i love your tree
00:20:11uh okay but i'm gonna need you to go get a real christmas tree
00:20:15a fraser fir
00:20:16a noble fir howard
00:20:17james
00:20:18yeah
00:20:19they're trying to take away our christmas tree
00:20:21wait our mothers agree on something
00:20:23baby relax okay nobody's taking away our tree okay
00:20:29respectfully mother and mother-in-law
00:20:33we already have a tree
00:20:34and that is that
00:20:44sit-in-law
00:20:45what was you thinking going up against them women
00:20:48that was like running into a bird in fire with a bucket of gasoline
00:20:51son i tip my hat to you
00:20:53for your bravery and your stupidity all at the same time
00:20:56why didn't y'all have my back
00:20:59sometimes you gotta learn the hard way
00:21:02yes sir
00:21:02you see i keep me and my wife's conversations short to avoid arguments
00:21:08that's the best advice i can give you kiddo
00:21:11there's no other holiday as special for our family as christmas
00:21:16me and your mother-in-law we got engaged on christmas day
00:21:19hey did y'all know that the name christmas was short for mass of christ
00:21:24yeah the christmas service was the only one allowed after sunset and before sunrise the next day
00:21:32that's why they had it at midnight so christmas was shortened for christmas
00:21:41thanks for that i guess
00:21:44okay well uh we should probably get back now
00:21:46oh no what is it what is it son son
00:21:50never this is a rule of thumb
00:21:51okay
00:21:52go back this early
00:21:53well why not we're done
00:21:59it is an unspoken rule okay now men have been doing it since the beginning of time
00:22:05it's expected of us to make easy tasks complicated
00:22:15okay oh wow yeah that's what i'm talking about
00:22:19well appreciate that pops
00:22:21you are welcome son
00:22:22my man
00:22:23yeah
00:22:24shall we
00:22:26we shall
00:22:32okay now this is what christmas looks like when you expect santa to show up with a diamond bracelet
00:22:38oh shun is smiling down on us the ancestors are full of pride i say
00:22:45what do you think monica i can't speak for monica but this makes me feel like a kid again
00:22:55but my favorite is still the one that me and my baby did together
00:23:00yup
00:23:01that one
00:23:03this tree
00:23:15they've taken over
00:23:18our mothers have two christmas trees with two different themes and our fathers are decorating the yard to match
00:23:23it's really not that bad babe
00:23:25not that bad
00:23:27right
00:23:28everything's wrong
00:23:29well it can't get any worse
00:23:31is that supposed to make me feel better because it's not working
00:23:34there's a bright side okay we have now three beautiful christmas trees which you gotta admit is kind of cool
00:23:43i'm not going back in there
00:23:44you have to they're our guests
00:23:46they're not guests they're terrorists
00:23:48with the best intentions
00:23:50okay well your mom threw away my cookies
00:23:53thank god
00:23:56not today jay
00:23:57sorry
00:23:57uh it's time for y'all to go get cousin eddie
00:23:59okay
00:24:00who is this cousin eddie
00:24:02ask cousin eddie
00:24:05thanks mom
00:24:06sarcasm helps
00:24:07hey but listen uh
00:24:08but i need you to get mommy a little something something i'm gonna need a refill
00:24:12if i'm gonna deal with all this
00:24:28hey cutie
00:24:30smile come on
00:24:32you smile after everything
00:24:35because we still have each other
00:24:38i always wanted to say that
00:24:40me too
00:24:41as we stand here and wait for a long lost family member i've never even met
00:24:45i don't even know how we're even cousins
00:24:47what's even funnier is that we have no idea what he looks like
00:24:53leslie and trevor are on their way to the house
00:24:55well the more the merrier
00:24:57hey the bright side is you never know
00:24:59cousin eddie might be the one to say christmas
00:25:01let's hope
00:25:02hey cuz
00:25:04whoa
00:25:04hey cuz
00:25:06that's you fam
00:25:08fam that's you
00:25:12yeah yeah look at you look at you look at you
00:25:18you better stop looking at me like you don't know who i am
00:25:20come on over here show me some love
00:25:22come on
00:25:22yeah yeah yeah
00:25:25yeah all right that's nice yeah all right now hey hey merry christmas newlyweds
00:25:32merry christmas
00:25:33merry christmas newlyweds
00:25:34i feel like i've been knowing y'all for years yeah
00:25:36how'd you know it was me
00:25:39facebook
00:25:39yeah
00:25:40oh yeah yeah facebook you're all over their facebook page
00:25:44plus this right here
00:25:45clear giveaway
00:25:47your nostrils they wide
00:25:49like me and your daddies
00:25:53oh excuse me i'm sorry
00:25:54this is my lady soon
00:25:56yeah
00:25:57yeah
00:25:57yeah this woman right here she changed my life man you know what i'm talking about
00:26:01oh and you must be cousin jay
00:26:02what's up baby
00:26:03come on
00:26:04come on
00:26:05come on
00:26:05oh wow
00:26:05yeah yeah
00:26:06wow
00:26:06what's up baby
00:26:07right
00:26:08damn
00:26:10all right brother
00:26:11sorry
00:26:11definitely didn't attend an hbcu huh
00:26:14okay well uh the car is this way
00:26:17yeah
00:26:17come on
00:26:19i know
00:26:21and just make yourself at home
00:26:23oh okay
00:26:24oh oh
00:26:24grammy
00:26:26they didn't tell me you were coming
00:26:29how's my favorite grandbaby boy doing
00:26:32getting more handsome by the day
00:26:35grammy
00:26:36this is eddie and soon
00:26:37hey hey grammy how you doing nice to meet you
00:26:39yeah yeah yeah
00:26:40hey where's everybody else
00:26:42they in the den
00:26:43that way
00:26:44okay cool cool come on baby
00:26:46hi grammy it's good to see you
00:26:50baby you may need to speak up
00:26:52hi grammy
00:26:54how are you it's good to see you
00:26:56this might be grammy's last year here
00:26:58before i go and be with the good lord
00:27:00yeah i i wanted to make sure
00:27:04that i was with my family
00:27:06before he took me home
00:27:07grammy stop it
00:27:09okay you just stop that
00:27:10we're not letting you go nowhere
00:27:11okay
00:27:12you remember my wife monica
00:27:14hi grammy
00:27:16oh
00:27:16my hair ain't so good
00:27:19how you doing
00:27:20good
00:27:20you went to college didn't you
00:27:23yes
00:27:23and we're so happy to have you with us for christmas
00:27:27statistically speaking
00:27:29college girls are more promiscuous
00:27:33this is the best surprise yet
00:27:36god
00:27:36oh my
00:27:42i'm the definition of a winner
00:28:05oh jay this is genesis remember her
00:28:09hey uh y'all kind of fancy each other back in the day well now she's grammy's caregiver
00:28:15uh huh
00:28:16and i need you and monique to be extra nice to her my precious genesis
00:28:23thank you grammy
00:28:24uh hi jay
00:28:27it's been a while but merry christmas
00:28:30very
00:28:31hi i'm genesis
00:28:33i'm monica jay's wife for life
00:28:37oh no where i'm from we hug
00:28:39oh
00:28:41that's so sweet
00:28:43oh it's such a pleasure to meet you
00:28:45yeah
00:28:46well um i better get grammy her milk before she gets a little feisty
00:28:51now jay baby you know i love you but i need my milk so step aside baby
00:28:57okay i just finished oh two slices of genesis famous cherry pie
00:29:03oh my god
00:29:05oh maybe maybe she'll bless us with one while she's here
00:29:09maybe grammy just maybe
00:29:11all right y'all
00:29:15gee
00:29:17can i talk to you in the backyard please
00:29:19figured
00:29:23my wife for life needs me on the patio
00:29:32my dear mother believed that placing a stalk of celery inside the turkey keeps the flavor
00:29:37even though you frying it
00:29:39oh trust me my fried turkey's gonna be off the chain
00:29:43well you know my baked turkey has won prizes at the annual state fair
00:29:48white people like dry meat
00:29:50excuse me
00:29:50oh oh i said really
00:29:54i'm sorry can you guys excuse us for a second please
00:29:57honey you okay
00:29:58yeah
00:29:58you look like you've seen a ghost
00:30:00i'm good i'm good
00:30:01please
00:30:01all right well my cakes are in the oven i need to check on them
00:30:04i need a refill thank you for giving me an excuse i'm gonna go rest my feet
00:30:10you said it couldn't get any worse remember
00:30:12well that's what you're supposed to say when everything is going to hell
00:30:16all of us together in this house the taj mahal isn't even big enough for that
00:30:21screw it screw it we'll leave okay we'll run away to jamaica no zanzibar they'll never
00:30:26find us there i'll get the passports baby jay this is serious we have to defend our home
00:30:34because we are not weak i am i'm weak i'm not going back in there
00:30:38okay let's just think this through
00:30:40oh lord
00:30:45um i don't mean to interrupt
00:30:47but grammy wants me to make another pie for everybody
00:30:50is it okay if i use your kitchen
00:30:52mi casa su casa
00:30:54cool actually i was about to make dessert
00:30:59look i had no idea grammy was bringing me here
00:31:03i don't want this to be awkward
00:31:05awkward no no i'm fine you're fine right
00:31:07i'm fine yeah we're fine yeah big away genesis famous pie i'm sure it's yummy jay
00:31:13yes no it's all good it's just all right
00:31:20i'm gonna go check on grammy
00:31:28you have such a lovely home oh you mean jay and i our home
00:31:32yes we do we do have a lovely home
00:31:35and you have a pool
00:31:36well we do
00:31:37well i'm gonna go get started on my dough
00:31:39dough from scratch it takes a minute
00:31:44dough from scratch takes a minute
00:31:45so hard
00:31:47try law school
00:31:48that's hard
00:31:52she go baby baby this is our home our first christmas together we have to start acting
00:32:02like it are you with me i'm with you okay let's go claim it
00:32:18look look i'm still waiting on that new painting of me and sue you know now look we want to
00:32:22go with something
00:32:24some classy you know maybe use some flowers to hide our forbidden parts
00:32:28eddie i am not the man for that job
00:32:31oh yes you are yes you are come on look at that look look you got all those paintings in
00:32:35them white museums
00:32:36white use yeah you're talking about galleries yeah you're talking about galleries yeah yeah sell it for tens of thousands
00:32:42of dollars look here come on who better to paint you naked than fat
00:32:50ain't the right lady el
00:32:51i asked you not to call me lady el
00:32:54excuse me what you sassy said
00:32:58this woman here let me tell you something
00:33:00woo
00:33:01she can hold her liquor like a 300 pound linebacker what you drinking on
00:33:05look here i heard niff you about to be a daddy
00:33:08how you feel about being a grand
00:33:10that was not a choice
00:33:11but there's still hope
00:33:12we have to get a paternity test
00:33:14i'm gonna go check on my greens
00:33:16okay
00:33:18according to statistics
00:33:20republicans are more likely to commit adultery
00:33:23oh
00:33:23like i said
00:33:24dogs bark at the cars but they sure can't drive
00:33:28that's my granny
00:33:30that's your granny
00:33:30that's my granny
00:33:33hey
00:33:34hey
00:33:35what's up
00:33:36okay
00:33:37happy holidays
00:33:39happy Christmas
00:33:40happy
00:33:41all that i guess
00:33:42okay so the pie's in the oven
00:33:45are you okay granny
00:33:46oh yes baby
00:33:47trev hey
00:33:49hey genesis
00:33:50genesis
00:33:51granny okay okay
00:33:53i did not know you were gonna be here
00:33:55oh hey baby
00:33:57yeah
00:33:58we have a lot of surprise guests today
00:34:03leslie can you help me with something
00:34:04with what
00:34:07must be a big
00:34:08something
00:34:11so what is she doing here
00:34:12in your house
00:34:13oh this ain't right
00:34:14she gotta go
00:34:16she's granny's caregiver
00:34:18oh damn
00:34:20leslie you are not helping
00:34:22granny isn't going anywhere
00:34:24who by the way hates me
00:34:25she turns into helen keller
00:34:27every time i speak
00:34:28no
00:34:29wait so what is jay saying about this
00:34:35i just want to get through Christmas
00:34:39man you got me out here in this cold
00:34:40you know i ain't built for this
00:34:41you owe me
00:34:42have you noticed that my wife
00:34:43and my ex are under the same roof
00:34:45god bless america
00:34:46yes i have
00:34:47you've always been the lucky one
00:34:48things like this never happened to me
00:34:49disclaimer
00:34:50no reason not to make the best of
00:34:52my life is falling apart right now
00:34:54and you got jokes
00:34:55i would never joke about something
00:34:56as delicate as this
00:34:58do you believe in miracles
00:34:59because god's double blessing to you
00:35:02is right there in that house
00:35:03shut up trevor
00:35:04i'm just a messenger
00:35:07hey seriously though
00:35:08can i make one suggestion
00:35:10go
00:35:10be cool
00:35:12if you're cool
00:35:14monica's cool
00:35:17got it
00:35:19but
00:35:19oh oh oh
00:35:22oh oh
00:35:23oh it keeps getting
00:35:24better
00:35:32stop
00:35:33keep going
00:35:34i'm gonna go
00:35:34see where i can go
00:35:35what happened
00:35:37too much happy hour
00:35:38look i'm gonna jump in the shower real quick
00:35:40and clean up for dinner
00:35:41okay
00:35:42okay well maybe i can jump in with you real quick
00:35:45make you feel better
00:35:46that's definitely a start in the right direction
00:35:49yes
00:35:49yes please
00:35:51okay
00:35:51i'm gonna go set the table and i'll be right back
00:35:53okay babe
00:35:56oh
00:35:57yeah
00:35:57oh okay
00:35:59it's like that
00:36:15that was fast
00:36:18hey hey hey hey
00:36:21oh
00:36:22oh
00:36:22oh
00:36:22oh
00:36:23whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:36:24what are you doing
00:36:25oh my god i'm so sorry
00:36:26they told me our room was the door on the left
00:36:28no
00:36:28no
00:36:31oh my god i'm gonna go set the door on the right
00:36:33i'm gonna kill you or i'm gonna kill her take your pick take a pick
00:36:36monica baby calm down okay look look look she came in here by mistake look at the
00:36:39bags see look at the bags the bags okay honest mistake that's all
00:36:43oh my god therein is no
00:37:04hey hey hey hey hey i don't know about y'all but i'm ready to dig in
00:37:07yeah
00:37:11hey hey hey hey hey hey i don't know about y'all but i'm ready to dig in
00:37:13My time is winding down.
00:37:18Jesus is ringing my phone.
00:37:21Y'all don't know how thankful Grammy is to be here with y'all this Christmas.
00:37:28The Lord has allowed me to see a black man as president.
00:37:33Thank you, Jesus.
00:37:34Oh, pass Grammy some wine.
00:37:37Wine is aphrodisiac.
00:37:38It replicates human pheromone.
00:37:40You know, they did a study and found that all the people have the best sex.
00:37:46And that the STDs is on the ride.
00:37:49That's all the white little.
00:37:51Ma, the food is getting cold.
00:37:55Everyone, please bow your heads.
00:37:59Dear Heavenly Father, we come together this holiday to praise and to thank you
00:38:06for this bountiful meal you have provided for us.
00:38:10Yes.
00:38:11In Jesus' name.
00:38:13In Jesus' name.
00:38:13Amen.
00:38:14Amen.
00:38:15Amen.
00:38:16No, that's right.
00:38:17No, that's right.
00:38:18Yeah.
00:38:19I'd like to add a little prayer before we dig in.
00:38:21Can you come?
00:38:22Mm-hmm.
00:38:23For real.
00:38:25Dear Father God, the maker of heaven and earth.
00:38:31Yes.
00:38:32Amen.
00:38:33You have provided this bountiful meal for us.
00:38:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:38And we praise your name.
00:38:40Yes.
00:38:40And we thank you each and every day for loving us.
00:38:46Mm-hmm.
00:38:46And we praise you, Lord, the Almighty.
00:38:50In Jesus' name.
00:38:51In Jesus' name.
00:38:52In Jesus' name.
00:38:53In Jesus' name.
00:38:55Amen.
00:38:55Amen.
00:38:56Yes.
00:38:57That's right.
00:38:57That's great.
00:38:58Woo!
00:38:58Let's eat.
00:38:59I like how you went up on the table.
00:39:01That's right.
00:39:02Yeah.
00:39:02Mama, can you pass me a piece of turkey?
00:39:04Which one?
00:39:07Oh.
00:39:13Both?
00:39:15Both.
00:39:21Ain't got nothing to do with me.
00:39:30Ain't got nothing to do with me.
00:39:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:36Just like I said.
00:39:37Just, hey, hey.
00:39:37This food here was, mm, mm!
00:39:40I ain't ate like this in a long time.
00:39:42Now, look, look.
00:39:42You soon can cook.
00:39:43Don't get me wrong.
00:39:44But this right here.
00:39:45Ooh.
00:39:46This is down home fixing right here.
00:39:47Mm-hmm.
00:39:49Well, I'm glad you enjoyed the meal, Eddie.
00:39:54Well, there's no time better than the present to give my son and his new wife our Christmas
00:40:02present.
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03We booked you on a 14-day safari to South Africa with us.
00:40:09Oh!
00:40:09Praises be to the ancestors.
00:40:10That's right, huh?
00:40:11Uh-huh.
00:40:12Memorial Day weekend.
00:40:14Oh!
00:40:15Memorial weekend.
00:40:17Actually, that happens to be my husband's birthday weekend.
00:40:20And Monica never misses her daddy's birthday, so.
00:40:22Laura, it's fine.
00:40:23No.
00:40:24Actually, it's not.
00:40:25And if you would say so, I wouldn't have to, right?
00:40:27It's your birthday.
00:40:28It's my birthday.
00:40:29It's your birthday.
00:40:30And they're going to be with us.
00:40:31Yes.
00:40:31Because my baby girl never misses her daddy's birthday.
00:40:34Yes.
00:40:34Oh, well, you know, actually, they'll be chilling in South Africa, so you can put that in your
00:40:39pipe and smoke it.
00:40:40I say.
00:40:41Do you have allergies?
00:40:43What is that?
00:40:46My baby girl never misses my day.
00:40:51Then there's a first time for everything.
00:40:55Because, see, my son and his wife will be with us.
00:40:59That's right, baby.
00:41:01Is that right?
00:41:02That's right.
00:41:03Don't be too sure.
00:41:05Oh, Jesus.
00:41:06Because her and her new husband, they're going to be with me.
00:41:12And you can put money on that, Jack.
00:41:14Daddy.
00:41:15Daddy.
00:41:16Can we just talk about it later?
00:41:17Because it's still several months away.
00:41:19Right, yeah.
00:41:19Monica's right.
00:41:20We still have to check our schedules anyways.
00:41:23I see.
00:41:23I understand, son.
00:41:24But until then, you and you will be with us.
00:41:30That's right.
00:41:31That's a lie.
00:41:34That's a lie.
00:41:34Oh, my God.
00:41:36You calling me a liar?
00:41:37Yeah, I'm calling you a liar.
00:41:39Liar.
00:41:41Let's all just take him.
00:41:44Daddy.
00:41:45No, no, no.
00:41:47No one calls me a liar and gets away with it.
00:41:49That's right.
00:41:53No, no.
00:41:56No, no.
00:41:56I'ma kick your ass.
00:41:57No!
00:41:58No, no.
00:41:58Oh!
00:41:59Why we standing here for, white paper?
00:42:02What?
00:42:02Okay, then.
00:42:04Fat manga?
00:42:05Oh, fat?
00:42:06Yeah.
00:42:06Oh, I gotcha fat!
00:42:08Let's do this!
00:42:09That's all of you.
00:42:11All of you.
00:42:13Man, I've been wondering.
00:42:14That's Christmas all night.
00:42:15Now, if you're gonna do it, you got to do it.
00:42:20I've been wanting to bust your tail all night.
00:42:22Oh, so you want to go to school tonight, huh?
00:42:24To school? Me? Yeah.
00:42:25What, you gonna school me? Huh?
00:42:26Yeah, what you gonna learn?
00:42:27What?
00:42:27I'm gonna slide your head then, huh?
00:42:29Oh!
00:42:30Okay. I got 50 on Howard.
00:42:32Oh, okay.
00:42:33I'll take Monica's dad.
00:42:35He seems to be in good enough shape,
00:42:36and he's got a lot of oppression built up from his wife kicking his ass all the time.
00:42:39Oh!
00:42:41Make it 30.
00:42:44Okay, I need this to stop.
00:42:46It's freezing.
00:42:47And I'm tired of watching this extended foreplay session.
00:42:50What are we doing all this for, man?
00:42:52What are we showing off for? I'm tired.
00:42:54Yeah, I bet you are tired.
00:42:55Walking around with your fat belly, huh?
00:42:57Say, man!
00:42:59You don't touch no man belly!
00:43:01Say what?
00:43:05Okay, can we please go inside? Mommy's cold.
00:43:08Yes, honey. Please.
00:43:10Just one minute. I gotta teach this boy a lesson.
00:43:14Boy?
00:43:15Boy!
00:43:17Wait in the...
00:43:18No!
00:43:20Oh!
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:25Oh.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:28Oh.
00:43:33Oh.
00:43:34Oh.
00:43:36Oh, God.
00:43:37Oh, you know, they say when you get old, the eyesight's the first thing to go.
00:43:40Hey, not helping Eddie.
00:43:41Well, who won the battle of the blowhawks?
00:43:45Oh.
00:43:45Oh.
00:43:45Oh.
00:43:45The pool won Grammy.
00:43:47Sounds about right.
00:43:51What in good God is that amazing smell?
00:43:55Genesis has blessed us with another one.
00:44:14Oh, that girl makes it make the meanest pie, right, Jay?
00:44:18Well, hey.
00:44:20You guys, it's really not that serious.
00:44:22Yes, it is.
00:44:23No, it's not.
00:44:23It really is.
00:44:24I mean, best pie I've ever tasted in my life.
00:44:27Well, thank you, Jay.
00:44:29The black of the berry.
00:44:30The sweet of the cherry.
00:44:32Oh.
00:44:33Well, hell, we want some.
00:44:34Oh, yeah, me too.
00:44:36Cherry pie.
00:44:36Let me get a taste.
00:44:37Go ahead, dig in.
00:44:38Okay, you want some?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:40Cherry pie.
00:44:52Okay, guys, guys, guys.
00:44:54What can we do that'll keep everybody happy?
00:44:59What about bowling?
00:45:01Bowling balls can be used as weapons.
00:45:03Not a great idea.
00:45:04Karaoke.
00:45:05Hmm.
00:45:05Your mother sings like Aretha Franklin and mine cackles like a trap.
00:45:10And you think that's a good idea?
00:45:12Okay.
00:45:12Too bad there's no casinos around here.
00:45:14My mom could play the slot machine for hours.
00:45:16Hey, hey.
00:45:17What about a club?
00:45:19Let's get them to dance.
00:45:20Hey, come on.
00:45:21Who don't like shaking their ass?
00:45:23On Christmas?
00:45:24What's open?
00:45:25Hey, trust me.
00:45:26I could find a spot.
00:45:28Woo-pee!
00:45:29Woo-hoo!
00:45:30Cousin Eddie's insane.
00:45:32Christopher!
00:45:33Genesis, baby, take me to the ATM.
00:45:35We gonna need a lot of singers for the champagne.
00:45:39Honey, I thought this was a jazz club.
00:45:42Okay, but this must be Cabaret.
00:45:44Girl, this is a strip club.
00:45:46William.
00:45:47Listen, honey, they went through all the trouble to get us in here.
00:45:49I think we should just give it a chance.
00:45:50Yeah!
00:45:51Let's do this!
00:45:52I'm down, baby.
00:45:54Okay, well, if we gonna stay, I'm gonna need a drink.
00:45:56Yes, dear.
00:45:58William.
00:45:59William!
00:46:01Hey, I'm gonna get Leslie a dance from that BBW right there.
00:46:04First dance on me.
00:46:06No.
00:46:06My treat.
00:46:07Merry Christmas, baby.
00:46:09Yeah.
00:46:12Exactly.
00:46:14Shots!
00:46:18Baby.
00:46:19We're at a half-empty strip club with our parents on Christmas.
00:46:24Oh, we're definitely going to hell.
00:46:26Mmm.
00:46:27Mmm.
00:46:27Nothing like some good old ass-shaking to celebrate.
00:46:32Well, anything.
00:46:33You know what?
00:46:34Cousin Eddie did save the day.
00:46:36All right?
00:46:38So let's go be married.
00:47:00Ooh, lets go.
00:47:32Come on, baby.
00:47:33We can take it.
00:47:34We'll go.
00:47:51Merry Christmas.
00:47:52Merry Christmas.
00:47:53I just could not let a good deal go.
00:47:56Three for one.
00:48:00I'm glad you did it.
00:48:01Oh, you got to do it, Grammy.
00:48:03What you calling?
00:48:05Make it rain.
00:48:05Make it rain.
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:13They told you about the boom boom room?
00:48:15They told you about that right there.
00:48:16We about to get that.
00:48:20Ooh, boss man, that's a $200 minimum.
00:48:24Man, please, I ain't paying $200.
00:48:26My family's in there.
00:48:27Watch out, brother.
00:48:29Hey, what?
00:48:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:33Settle down, all right?
00:48:34Don't make me tell you again.
00:48:35Come on, man.
00:48:35First of all, you ain't got to get physical, brother, okay?
00:48:38You making my girl nervous, all right?
00:48:40And look, do you know who my family is?
00:48:42I don't care about your mama now.
00:48:44It's $200.
00:48:48What you say about my mama?
00:48:51I said it's $200.
00:48:52First of all, unhand me, okay?
00:48:55That's what you're going to do.
00:48:55You're going to...
00:48:57Get, get, get out of me!
00:48:59Or what?
00:49:10Christmas Day, and we almost get put in handcuffs.
00:49:15Handcuffs are a sure way of getting excitement into the bedroom.
00:49:23Luckily, no one was hurt.
00:49:26You guys are free to go?
00:49:28Uh, hey, hey, uh, us too.
00:49:31Yeah, Colin tied the MMA twins here.
00:49:34And you guys, thank your friend Genesis.
00:49:36She's got some friends in high places.
00:49:41That's my girl.
00:49:45Never in a million years did I expect this.
00:49:48Can't get any worse, babe.
00:49:50She stopped us from getting arrested and locked up.
00:49:53She's just a hit with everybody.
00:49:55Never said how pretty she is.
00:49:56She's an ex-girlfriend.
00:49:58Is that...
00:49:59Is that regret at detecting your voice?
00:50:01You sound a little defensive.
00:50:02That's not regret.
00:50:03Babe, I'm just tired.
00:50:06Okay?
00:50:07Babe?
00:50:08What's...
00:50:08Baby, what we have is solid.
00:50:11Okay?
00:50:11Solid.
00:50:13With her, it's just different.
00:50:14Instinctive.
00:50:17I mean, like, primal?
00:50:19Interesting choice of words, Jay.
00:50:21In what way?
00:50:22I don't want to argue tonight, okay?
00:50:24Neither do I.
00:50:25I just want to understand.
00:50:26I just want to go to sleep.
00:50:28You know what?
00:50:29What?
00:50:29Our premarital counselor said that communication is key.
00:50:33Babe, what are you doing?
00:50:35I want you to write down the first three words that you can think of when you think of Genesis.
00:50:39I just want to go to sleep.
00:50:40Listen, baby.
00:50:41It's okay.
00:50:43You sure?
00:50:44I'm so sure, my love.
00:50:47Okay.
00:50:49Okay.
00:50:51Okay.
00:51:03Napalm.
00:51:03Mm-hmm.
00:51:05Storm.
00:51:05Storm.
00:51:06Cotton candy.
00:51:08Cotton candy.
00:51:10Wait a minute.
00:51:12If I can remember, John Mayer used Napalm to describe sex with Jessica Simpson.
00:51:19Hmm.
00:51:19Same intention?
00:51:23What about Storm?
00:51:24We had pet names.
00:51:25She was into it.
00:51:27I didn't even know you had an affinity for superheroes.
00:51:32And what's with the cotton candy?
00:51:33You smell like cotton candy.
00:51:35Get out.
00:51:35What?
00:51:36You never gave me a superhero name.
00:51:39And she has one, and it's Storm.
00:51:42Wow.
00:51:42Wow.
00:51:43Storm.
00:51:43Like, Holly Berry Storm.
00:51:46Can you please stop screaming?
00:51:47Do you want everybody to hear how crazy you sound?
00:51:50I want a superhero nickname!
00:51:52Oh, this is nuts.
00:51:53This...
00:51:55Well, hey, I know you know about nuts.
00:51:58You're used to hanging around crazy people.
00:52:00What does that mean?
00:52:01I'm just saying you know crazy.
00:52:02Are you talking about my parents?
00:52:03I said what I said.
00:52:04Oh, okay.
00:52:05You really want to go there?
00:52:06I'm going there.
00:52:07Okay.
00:52:08Yeah.
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:09Where are you going?
00:52:10I'm gonna go sleep with my mommy and daddy who think I'm a superhero.
00:52:24I'm horny.
00:52:27You are not trying to do this with all these people in this house.
00:52:31Like an air mattress?
00:52:34Look, I gotta look out for my boy.
00:52:36You gotta look out for Monica.
00:52:38Let's make the best of it.
00:52:42Stop.
00:52:43What are you doing?
00:52:45Oh, no, I can't say no.
00:52:46Me too.
00:52:47That's how I do.
00:52:48You know how I do?
00:52:50Yeah.
00:52:57To enhance your experience, try to thigh-tied.
00:53:02Y'all can look it up.
00:53:05Oh.
00:53:06Another tip, baby.
00:53:08Put your socks on.
00:53:11It increases your chance of having multiples.
00:53:21Good night.
00:53:23Good night.
00:53:25Good night.
00:53:25Good night, Grammy.
00:53:32Get yourself.
00:53:34What?
00:53:35Oh, okay.
00:53:46What a night.
00:53:53My wife is mad over a superhero character.
00:53:58I don't get it.
00:53:59And...
00:54:00She left me.
00:54:02Storm?
00:54:03You told her about the storm.
00:54:06What's wrong with you?
00:54:07It just happened so fast, okay?
00:54:09It...
00:54:10She asked me to choose the first three words that come to my mind when I think of Genesis.
00:54:15And I did.
00:54:17Like an idiot.
00:54:18Jay, that is code for lie.
00:54:22How have we not had this talk?
00:54:23That's like the...
00:54:25Your wife asking you if she's gained weight talk.
00:54:28Huh?
00:54:30I know why.
00:54:31Why?
00:54:33Because you've never been this serious about a woman.
00:54:36So you never needed it.
00:54:38She turned into a dragon queen and did not let up.
00:54:43It's not funny.
00:54:45It's not.
00:54:46Look, look.
00:54:48This is all about Genesis.
00:54:51And this was gonna happen at some point because she's here.
00:54:56Right.
00:54:57Now, to Monica's defense, she's just trying to come to terms with it.
00:55:02Pops, I love my wife.
00:55:04I already know, son.
00:55:06But you gotta be patient.
00:55:09And more importantly, you need to be sympathetic to what she's feeling.
00:55:16Just give it some time.
00:55:18She'll come around.
00:55:21Thanks, Pops.
00:55:23Yeah.
00:55:25You know, I chuckled to myself when I saw you coming out of the door.
00:55:32Why?
00:55:33Because you've been doing that since you were a little boy.
00:55:37I asked you once, I said,
00:55:40Jay, why do you always go outside to think?
00:55:44And you said,
00:55:46because you could hear God better.
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:59Let me get on out of here, son.
00:56:02I love you, Pops.
00:56:04Love you, too.
00:56:07Monica, honey.
00:56:09He loves you, period.
00:56:11That's been a long day for everybody.
00:56:14Don't be so hard on the boy.
00:56:17Your daughter is hurting.
00:56:19And that's the best advice you could give her?
00:56:21Well, maybe I should throw some liquor down the throat.
00:56:24Is that more logical?
00:56:27He needs to apologize.
00:56:29And that's that.
00:56:34It's all right, baby girl.
00:56:42Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
00:56:44You want some coffee?
00:56:45Yes, mama.
00:56:46I'm going to start cooking brunch.
00:56:48What time's the pastor coming over?
00:56:50After services.
00:56:52And thanks, mama.
00:56:53You're welcome, baby.
00:56:56Merry Christmas, everyone.
00:56:57Merry Christmas, baby.
00:56:59Merry Christmas.
00:56:59Is it a good Mary?
00:57:01Laura.
00:57:02Hmm?
00:57:04Um, Trevor and Leslie left already.
00:57:07I hope they had a great night's sleep.
00:57:09Sometimes six.
00:57:11Yep, with a headache.
00:57:13It sure does.
00:57:17So, um, where's my wife?
00:57:21My daughter went for a morning run.
00:57:23Cool.
00:57:24Maybe she'll run up on my precious Genesis.
00:57:27Where's precious?
00:57:28Oh, she went for a run, baby.
00:57:31Oh, Lord.
00:58:00Good morning.
00:58:02It's a nice day today.
00:58:04Yes, it is.
00:58:05Yeah, this weather is so unpredictable, you don't even know what to expect.
00:58:09Mm-hmm.
00:58:09But the fresh air is really good for my asthma.
00:58:16All right, yes, I'm still in love with Jay.
00:58:19But I respect marriage, and I had no idea Grammy was bringing me here this weekend.
00:58:24Or, trust me, I wouldn't have come.
00:58:27Wow.
00:58:28Okay, I wasn't expecting that.
00:58:31I thought you were going to say something like,
00:58:32he's my past.
00:58:34You don't have anything to worry about.
00:58:35I mean, I haven't thought about him in years, even though he turned me into a superhero.
00:58:40Monica, what do you want?
00:58:41For us to be friends?
00:58:44Come on, we both know that's not going to happen.
00:58:47I'm here to take care of his grandmother, and that's all.
00:58:51Oh, Sa, I was not prepared for this.
00:58:54I am not a threat, okay?
00:58:56I swear.
00:58:57You have a good man.
00:58:59So let's just finish our job.
00:59:06Bitch.
00:59:08She's still in love with my man.
00:59:12Huh, she's trying to beat me.
00:59:15Okay, Martha Stewart.
00:59:17Huh, you want to run for us, run on me?
00:59:21In my neighborhood?
00:59:30Okay.
00:59:37Are you okay?
00:59:40I'm fine.
00:59:46I'm fine.
00:59:47And you better know what you're doing, because if you don't...
00:59:49Oh!
00:59:52Sister Brenda, you have really outdone yourself with this meal.
00:59:58Yes, Lord.
01:00:00Amen.
01:00:01Amen.
01:00:03I just want to take this time out to thank you all.
01:00:07All of y'all, for inviting your pastor over for this wonderful Christmas meal.
01:00:13And everyone is dressed so nice.
01:00:15I can't get over that.
01:00:17It's mind-boggling how nice you all look.
01:00:22Especially you.
01:00:24Uh, what did you say your name was again?
01:00:27Um, Genesis.
01:00:29Genesis James.
01:00:31Like the car.
01:00:32Babe.
01:00:33Hmm?
01:00:34No, she's right, Brother Jay.
01:00:36Like the car.
01:00:37I've always wanted to ride one of those.
01:00:41Yes, that sleek, round body.
01:00:43With the big, bulging headlights.
01:00:47Oh, man, I always wanted to get inside one of those.
01:00:51I turn that engine on.
01:00:56You know, I'd start out slow.
01:00:58Then I'd get a little faster.
01:01:01Then, you know, once you get started, it's kind of hard to stop.
01:01:04You know?
01:01:05Then you get a little faster, and I'd bump that gas pedal.
01:01:09Then I'd bump it again.
01:01:11Hit that thing.
01:01:13So, Pastor, so here's the thing.
01:01:16Before we forget, Monica and I have something we want to give you.
01:01:20Yes.
01:01:20A gift?
01:01:21Mm-hmm.
01:01:22Y'all didn't have to get Pastor no gift.
01:01:24Yes.
01:01:25You know, y'all could have just gave me some cash.
01:01:27Amen.
01:01:28Amen is right.
01:01:29You know, the Lord said, Jesus said, always be ye prepared.
01:01:34Amen.
01:01:34Amen is right.
01:01:36Mother, I think I am going to preach.
01:01:38Yes, sir.
01:01:38I feel the Holy Spirit calling on me.
01:01:41So, I need everybody to bow your heads.
01:01:44Right.
01:01:46Brother Jay.
01:01:47Yes, Pastor.
01:01:47Oh.
01:01:51Amen.
01:01:55Most marvelous.
01:01:57Yes, sir.
01:01:58Yes, sir.
01:01:58Omnipotent Father in heaven, may your regal reign continue to desaturate us forever.
01:02:05Yes, sir.
01:02:06Father, we come to you right now asking you to send out a special blessing upon this family.
01:02:12Open up their hearts, Lord, and their pockets, I mean their minds, Lord.
01:02:18Yes, sir.
01:02:18That if you should lead them, guide and direct them to send me some money through their phone, or whether
01:02:26they want to fold it up and nice and crispy and place it in my hands.
01:02:30Yes, sir.
01:02:30Lord, I pray that they will do just that.
01:02:32Let the Spirit use you.
01:02:34Yes, sir.
01:02:35Let them touch your heart.
01:02:36Yes.
01:02:36Let them move you out of your seat.
01:02:38Yes, sir.
01:02:39Yes, sir.
01:02:39Anybody.
01:02:42Amen.
01:02:43Anybody.
01:02:43Amen.
01:02:44Well, there's a lot of hot air out here, huh?
01:02:46Oh, amen.
01:02:48Beautiful weather.
01:02:55Here you go, Reverend.
01:02:57God bless you, brother.
01:02:58God bless you, brother.
01:02:59But you know what?
01:03:00You didn't have to do that.
01:03:02No, I'm not going to take it.
01:03:04I'm not going to.
01:03:04He doesn't have to do that.
01:03:06Oh, great.
01:03:06What?
01:03:07Wait.
01:03:07Wait a minute.
01:03:09I just got a DM for the Lord.
01:03:11And he told me I should accept that gift from that brother.
01:03:15Amen.
01:03:16Amen.
01:03:16I'm not going to slap a gift horse in the mouth.
01:03:19But I'm going to go ahead and excuse myself.
01:03:22Amen.
01:03:23You all be blessed.
01:03:35Oh, boy, your mama cooked up a storm for brunch.
01:03:39I am so full.
01:03:40Hey, um, I never got a chance to thank you
01:03:43for getting us out that mess last night.
01:03:45Oh, it was nothing.
01:03:49Um, well, I'm glad to see that you're happy.
01:03:52She's a good woman.
01:03:53Yeah, she is.
01:03:57I always wanted you to be happy.
01:03:59I am.
01:04:02You know, I think about us sometimes.
01:04:10Thank you for taking care of my Grammy.
01:04:12I really feel good knowing that she's in good hands.
01:04:14Grammy.
01:04:15Yeah.
01:04:16She loves you so much.
01:04:17And, um, you know, she knows a lot of sexual facts.
01:04:21Yeah.
01:04:22She's definitely a handful.
01:04:27I'm going to go back inside.
01:04:29Yeah.
01:04:30Me too.
01:04:34How about a hug?
01:04:36Hmm?
01:04:37Between friends.
01:04:40Why not?
01:04:46And just so you know, I really do think you got yourself a winner.
01:04:51She's built for the long distance.
01:04:53Not the sprint.
01:05:08Hey, gorgeous.
01:05:10Jay, I want her out of my house.
01:05:12Now.
01:05:13What are you talking about?
01:05:14You know damn well what I'm talking about.
01:05:17Tell her to leave.
01:05:18Monica, she's here to take care of Grammy.
01:05:19That's it.
01:05:21Are you still in love with her?
01:05:22What?
01:05:23Are you still in love with her?
01:05:24No.
01:05:25Okay, no.
01:05:25No.
01:05:26I'm not still in love with her.
01:05:28Where's this coming from?
01:05:29I saw the two of you talking outside.
01:05:31So what, Monica?
01:05:36Just tell me what's going on.
01:05:38I don't know, Jay.
01:05:42How can we be happy when every time our parents get together they fight?
01:05:47It breaks my heart, Jay.
01:05:51And Grammy has Genesis just fine.
01:05:53Is this about her or is this about them?
01:05:55I don't know.
01:05:58I just know this is the worst Christmas I've ever had in my entire life.
01:06:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:06:15Please get your woman.
01:06:17You know what?
01:06:17You know what?
01:06:18I don't control my woman the way your woman controls you.
01:06:21That's why you're my husband.
01:06:23That's why you're my husband.
01:06:23Hey.
01:06:24Everybody stop.
01:06:25What did I say?
01:06:27Hey, stop.
01:06:27No, they started it.
01:06:29Stop.
01:06:29Everybody just go.
01:06:31I'm serious.
01:06:31Get out.
01:06:32Go.
01:06:33Go?
01:06:33I mean it.
01:06:35We open up our home to you and all you do is fight.
01:06:39Arguing over stupid stuff like trees, turkeys, vacations.
01:06:43And yet we still stayed quiet because we love you.
01:06:46But right now, right now my wife isn't sure that we should stay married because our parents can't get alone.
01:06:53So I need every single one of you to get out of my house so that I can figure out
01:06:57how to get my wife back.
01:07:02Now.
01:07:04Yep, yep.
01:07:05That's right.
01:07:05Man said go.
01:07:06So we should go.
01:07:07Is he really making us leave?
01:07:08I need a shot of Jack, Laura.
01:07:10You good with Jack?
01:07:11Yes, I'm good.
01:07:11Baby, I'm Jack.
01:07:12He's never made us leave.
01:07:18You know you my girl.
01:07:20And I know you're not going to want to hear this.
01:07:22But I'm going to ask you anyway.
01:07:26What?
01:07:27What's the real reason you're upset?
01:07:34She's still in love with him.
01:07:37Girl, Jay loves you.
01:07:39And it is all over his face.
01:07:41This feels so stupid.
01:07:44Even more stupid for feeling like this.
01:07:46Well, I mean you have every right to feel stupid.
01:07:49Because you're acting stupid.
01:07:51Okay.
01:07:51Okay, listen.
01:07:53I'm your girl.
01:07:54Right or wrong.
01:07:55And I'm going to ride with you until the wheels fall off.
01:07:57Look, give the girl some credit.
01:07:58Because at least she lets you know she's not a threat.
01:08:01Now I'm not saying trust her.
01:08:02But don't make something out of nothing.
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:07Maybe I'm just mad at myself because I didn't speak up when she said I'm still in love with him.
01:08:11Okay, you handle the situation like Jay's wife should.
01:08:15Nothing needed to be said in that moment.
01:08:18But don't be mad at Jay.
01:08:20Okay, he doesn't deserve that.
01:08:23Yeah.
01:08:25Now if you still want to go jump her, we can.
01:08:27Okay?
01:08:28But remember she does have friends in the police department so we might need bail money.
01:08:31Let me know.
01:08:39She has this idea that I somehow want to be with Genesis.
01:08:43And then all the drama with our families.
01:08:46I can't blame her.
01:08:47It's a lot.
01:08:49Bruh, she loves you.
01:08:51She's hurt.
01:08:52Monica's all in her head.
01:08:54I mean with women, one word can create an entire dramatic series.
01:08:57I just need to see my wife.
01:08:59I gotta make this right.
01:09:00No, Monica's with Leslie right now.
01:09:01And you're not supposed to know that.
01:09:03And I'm not getting in trouble.
01:09:05I've already been threatened.
01:09:07Hey, where's Grammy and old girl at anyway?
01:09:09They upstairs.
01:09:10Ooh, your lover's still upstairs.
01:09:13Okay, it's not like I could put my Grammy on the street.
01:09:17Listen, man.
01:09:19Seriously.
01:09:21You love Monica.
01:09:23And she knows you love her too.
01:09:25Yeah.
01:09:27You guys remind me of Leslie and I when we were younger.
01:09:31We are the same age, Trev.
01:09:34I keep telling you marriage ages you.
01:09:3656 years old, boy.
01:09:37Stop.
01:09:39Now what you gonna do?
01:09:41I'm gonna get my wife back.
01:09:43Say it like you mean it.
01:09:44I'm gonna get my wife back.
01:10:04Hey, yeah.
01:10:06Assuming myself, typically we don't get involved in all the family drama.
01:10:11Yeah.
01:10:12You know, but it's Christmas.
01:10:15And we want to come back next year.
01:10:17So having said that, cousin,
01:10:20the floor is yours.
01:10:26Uh...
01:10:26Now I have something to say.
01:10:28What?
01:10:30You are all miserable.
01:10:32Your kids invited us into their beautiful home.
01:10:35They invited us to be a part of their holiday.
01:10:37And all you guys do is try to tear them apart and own them for yourself.
01:10:41Well, if she would just stay out of grown folks' business, we wouldn't have this problem.
01:10:45Yeah.
01:10:45No, you're not talking.
01:10:46No, you are not.
01:10:47Listen, ma'am.
01:10:48No, I'm talking to you.
01:10:49Hold on a second.
01:10:49And then we...
01:10:50Oh!
01:10:51Excuse me, excuse me.
01:10:53As I was saying,
01:10:56you are so focused on your dislike of each other that you can't even see what you are doing.
01:11:02Stopping your children from having what you have.
01:11:05A loving family.
01:11:07With all of you.
01:11:09Why should they have to choose?
01:11:16well i'll be the first one to say that we really made a mess of things
01:11:20yes we did well maybe if you started to pay attention to each other more
01:11:25you wouldn't spend so much time fighting over nothing
01:11:30at least that's what my sociology professor at columbia said
01:11:36that just happened it's all me right there
01:11:41hey you i love you
01:11:45hello
01:11:50okay now what's the plan hey yeah we we don't even know where monica is now
01:11:55well i sent a text to trevor to find out monica's location he's at the house with jay
01:12:01oh hold up monica is at his house he sent the address
01:12:05all right well hey come on let's go then
01:12:08hey hey yeah yeah see now this is what christmas feels like
01:12:13you know what i'm talking about yeah yeah
01:12:14hey do me a favor um drop suing myself off at the strip club you know then come back and
01:12:21pick us up when everything's all good
01:12:28i think it's for you
01:12:32i don't want to see him
01:12:34it's not him
01:12:47do not leave me here with him
01:12:49i'll be fine
01:12:53hey
01:12:56hey
01:13:01we're sorry baby girl
01:13:03can you please forgive us
01:13:05please
01:13:07we've acted
01:13:08terribly
01:13:09oh monica he's so upset
01:13:11and it's all our fault
01:13:13we've been horrible
01:13:15and we love you
01:13:17Brenda's right
01:13:17i mean
01:13:18our foolishness started all this
01:13:21can we please go back to the house so we can make this right
01:13:27i forgive you
01:13:30oh
01:13:31okay everybody's here
01:13:34Betty
01:13:35can you give me a beer
01:13:36i don't want to miss this
01:13:43i love you so much
01:13:47baby i chose you
01:13:50and i'm good if i have you by my side no matter what
01:13:54you are the best gift god could ever have sent me
01:14:00and nothing or no one is ever going to change that
01:14:04i love you
01:14:07i just got in my head and i let things get the best of me but
01:14:11and i can't imagine my life without you
01:14:15i don't care why i spend christmas as long as i spend it with you
01:14:21i love you
01:14:24i love you
01:14:26i love you
01:14:30well
01:14:32we owe you and monica a huge
01:14:34apology for our behavior
01:14:37yeah
01:14:38i mean sometimes parents
01:14:40we need to be put in our place
01:14:42yeah
01:14:43even if we don't like it
01:14:44i couldn't have handed my daughter off to a better man
01:14:47thank you
01:14:48i can speak for my wife
01:14:50you can't
01:14:50all right
01:14:51it was an honor
01:14:53for us to spend christmas with you
01:14:56even if we did show our entire tale
01:14:58i love you son
01:15:00i love you too
01:15:03and you know i love you too
01:15:05you better
01:15:12i love you too much
01:15:14i love you too much
01:15:15i love you too much
01:15:16William
01:15:18i'm glad we were able to figure this out
01:15:20because if we didn't
01:15:23because if we didn't
01:15:24Howard
01:15:26truce
01:15:28for now
01:15:30we need us
01:15:31i love you
01:15:32all right there
01:15:35all right cousin
01:15:36yes
01:15:36we're ready to have saved trends
01:15:39until we meet again
01:15:40that's right
01:15:42Some more turkey next time, right?
01:15:46Jay. Yes.
01:15:47Can you help Genesis take these bags to the car, baby?
01:15:50Sure, Grammy.
01:15:51I got it. Okay. Excuse me.
01:15:53All right.
01:15:54Bye.
01:15:57Now, I can see why my grandson chose you.
01:16:02You are beautiful and smart.
01:16:05You're a strong woman.
01:16:07My grandson is a catch.
01:16:10And there'll be a lot of women that'll want to come in between you.
01:16:16But you got to fight like hell to make a marriage work.
01:16:20You got to fight just as hard for him as I know he will for you.
01:16:25Yes, Grammy.
01:16:26Long as he love you, I got to put up with you.
01:16:31I'd love to have a great grandbaby or two before I leave this earth.
01:16:36Okay.
01:16:36Oh, ask your friends about the socks.
01:16:41Mm-hmm.
01:16:43Okay.
01:16:44Love you, baby.
01:16:48Wow.
01:16:50It's beautiful, isn't it?
01:16:52Mm-hmm.
01:16:52Yeah, my father-in-law definitely has talent.
01:16:57Yeah.
01:16:59Do you hear that?
01:17:01What?
01:17:02Nothing.
01:17:04Absolutely nothing.
01:17:07No arguing, no fighting.
01:17:12Just peaceful.
01:17:13Aren't you forgetting something?
01:17:16What?
01:17:17Yeah, I kind of remember you saying something about feeling warm because some twinkling lights.
01:17:25No, no, no.
01:17:26Do you remember that?
01:17:28I vaguely remember.
01:17:29I vaguely remember.
01:17:33I vaguely remember.
01:17:43You
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