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00:06to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:12a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:17identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president eyes on me
00:44take your clothes off
00:51three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:58stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:20i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:25and go
01:26first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby
01:32it's a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the
01:37kid
01:37he had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she
01:42actually
01:42hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being
01:46crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took
01:50one look at each and knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard
01:54and get lost sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child
01:58before i knew it it was the day i went into labor
02:03come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:13one last push come on you can do it
02:15the baby's here a healthy baby
02:24what's wrong
02:29what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups
02:33how does a woman give birth to dogs oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test
02:40no just one look and he'll know this isn't his i'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:45and the money gone
02:50what's going on here
02:59what should i do what should i do
03:09where's my baby
03:15tell me where is my child
03:17mr president i'm so sorry i let you down
03:21sorry for what i lied i i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that
03:29was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:32one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36a fake pregnancy
03:38so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:41that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots and
03:46it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:53what was that sound
04:23mr president
04:24but what about the surrogacy money after playing me like this you'll work as a cleaner in the white house
04:29until you've paid off your debt
04:34what no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke
04:39you two little troublemakers you totally screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady
04:45now
04:52okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard
04:54okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard
04:54eh whatever
04:55but hey you're mine right
04:59you guys hungry
05:00you guys hungry
05:11wait you don't wanna nurse do you
05:17all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:26drink up
05:30now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style
05:33you two are going places
05:36looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:46so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:51whose dog is this
05:53you hurt
05:54hey easy now i won't bite
05:56wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:01could it be him
06:04nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:12mommy hug
06:15you two were the puppies
06:17how do puppies just turn into kids
06:19and they're already big and can talk
06:21what kind of freak show did i give birth to
06:22mommy
06:25their cheeks are soft and warm
06:27feels just like regular kids
06:31mommy hug
06:32okay okay
06:34mommy's good babies
06:37puppy kids whatever
06:38you're mine and that's all that matters
06:43those two little monsters eat more every day
06:45this might just last them one day
06:48what they're not feeding you enough at the white house
06:50i i just don't want to waste anything
06:52you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:55just focus on paying off your debt
06:57don't try anything cute
07:00i i get it
07:08bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out
07:11mom worked so hard for us
07:12we gotta get her a gift
07:14i think i smell dad
07:20don't worry about it
07:22do you think is it
07:31do you think it's a good idea
07:39you're not a good idea
07:41i'm sure what you think is going to be a good idea
07:41i love you
07:41i love you
07:44i love you
07:44i love you
07:46hello stop right there mrs. Olivia so a small-town girl with a high school
08:10diploma who can't even tell which fork to use what makes you think you're
08:13qualified quick qualified what makes you deserve to stand by his side it took me three years to
08:21get where I am three years of crisis of staying up with him through countless nights and you
08:25you just lay around for a few months spread your legs and that's it I never thought of it that
08:29way
08:30remember your place janitor once your debt is paid get the hell out of the White House
08:37miss Olivia classified documents are missing from the Oval Office what which thief has the guts to
08:44steal from the presidential office hey babies mommy's home a present what kind of present could
08:55you two little rascals have for me for you mommy mommy here take this the presidential seal the
09:10nuclear button briefcase so you two are the crazy little thieves how could you steal this stuff we
09:24were just looking for food for mommy we found it in some room this ring is so pretty mommy you
09:31should
09:31wear it oh no oh no we are so screwed code red lock down the White House search every room
09:39not one
09:39corner gets missed oh my god if the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it we're
09:45done for
09:46mr. president we've searched every other room in the White House this is the last one the maids
09:50quarters open the door there they are right here oh my god caught red-handed I'm definitely going to jail
10:06Leah Cole wire my presidential seal and the nuclear Bolton briefcase in your room mr. president I I don't
10:13know anything I went to work early this morning and when I got back these things were just here it
10:20must be
10:20the real thief they probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House so they dump the stuff
10:24in my room to throw everyone off or set me up that lie is full of holes your room is
10:29so remote which
10:30thief would just happen to come here you're obviously the one who stole it you little lying bitch just
10:35tell the truth already ma'am look at me I'm just someone who cleans here why would I steal something
10:40like that I've got no motive mr. president don't forget this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to
10:46you when she got caught she held a grudge I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off
10:50by your political enemies that's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button brief
10:54face to set you up and destroy your reputation tell me who put you up to this was it that
10:59wig
11:00wearing senator next door I swear I didn't mr. president this woman is too calculating keeping
11:06her around you as a ticking time bomb I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in
11:11prison right now no I'm not a spy I swear then let's do it in your way oh my god
11:26get down from there now that's the president do you have any idea about how much his shit cost
11:37what the hell is that filthy thing
11:43you dirty bitch you didn't clean properly so you attracted these strays
11:47someone kill these animals throw them in the trash
11:55mr. president they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go I felt bad for them so I've been
12:00hiding them here they're like my own kids I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones it's
12:05hard enough please don't hurt them I swear I'll train them to use the toilet and they won't chew up
12:09your shoes mr. president these are clearly wolf cubs but she's raising them like dogs and weird thing is
12:18holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before
12:23you really like them huh
12:27well duh they're my kids of course I like them
12:31yes they're adorable please just let me keep them
12:34I swear they won't bite won't make a mess I'll even put diapers on them if I have to
12:41too bad they're just regular wolf pups wish they were werewolves this ends here no one speaks of
12:48this thank you mr. president
13:02we're finally gone you two little rascals best behave from now on if you pull something like that again
13:09i swear i'll hand you over to olivia you can be her little hand warmers
13:26mr. president i checked it out not so straight as the woman brought them the hospital
13:30but where they actually came from that i couldn't trace
13:33no way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital
13:38so why lie
13:40i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was
13:43that was a massive toxic waste level crap
13:47one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
13:53find the doctor who delivered her baby
13:56yes sir
14:07hey easy now i won't bite
14:10but wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
14:16what is that woman hiding
14:21mr. president she was the one on delivery duty that day
14:25tell me what did you see when that woman gave birth
14:30i i didn't see anything
14:35tell the truth
14:36okay okay i'll talk i i saw that she didn't give birth to a baby she gave birth of
14:40two puppies
14:43and then i passed out from shock
14:47you're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops
14:50yes i swear every word is true
14:52i've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
14:55so that's
14:56yesterday was so weird
14:58stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison
15:02but he totally let me off
15:03and he even touched my pups
15:05maybe he likes dogs too
15:06get the cages ready
15:07i'm getting those mutts out of the white house today
15:17quick hide
15:24what are kids dishes doing here
15:26those those are for feeding my dogs
15:28feeding dogs
15:30with people's dishes
15:31leah cole
15:32this is the white house
15:34not your trailer park
15:35now hand over those mutts
15:36the president said i could keep them
15:40the president runs a country
15:41you think he remembers some low-life stray dogs
15:45search the place
15:46find those little beasts
15:47i'm throwing them out myself
15:56stop
15:56the president said i could keep them
15:59you can't
16:00out of my way
16:06you think i don't know what you're doing
16:09playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you
16:13let me tell you something
16:15you're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:19there you little bastards are
16:23grab them
16:25stray dogs dare to bite bite
16:27kill them
16:28do it now
16:32no
16:34hit her
16:47don't move
16:48you forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:53promise me
16:54never shift in front of anyone else
16:57or it'll bring trouble to us
17:00okay mommy
17:04what are you waiting for
17:05pull those little beasts out
17:09no
17:09don't hurt my kids
17:12kids
17:13what kids
17:20leah cole
17:20leah cole
17:21have you lost your mind
17:22wanting to be first ladies
17:23so bad
17:24you actually think two stray dogs
17:26are your kids
17:27you can't have a real baby
17:28so you're raising mutts
17:29as substitutes
17:30you're disgusting
17:32you'd throw away
17:33every shred of dignity
17:34just to be first lady
17:37you scheming little bitch
17:39i'm not letting you stick around
17:42i'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die
17:44throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them
17:56babies
17:56don't be scared
17:59mommy's here
18:00what are you waiting for
18:01hit her too
18:02beat her until she stops moving
18:16i'd like to see anyone touch her
18:27mr president
18:29mr president what brings you here
18:31this place is beneath you
18:32olivia you've got some nerve
18:34i made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here
18:36why do you bring people to hurt them
18:38mr president you misunderstand
18:39i was worried about rabies
18:41what if they pose a risk to you
18:42i was just going to have them checked out and bring them back
18:47she's lying
18:48she just wanted to kill my dogs
18:50sorry i'm late
18:59these two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:21oh my god
19:22the president
19:23the president is holding me
19:26what kind of script is this
19:28he saved me
19:29and he's being
19:31gentle
19:31am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:35olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:38security's looking for someone to walk the dogs
19:40you'd be perfect
19:42mr president i just didn't think it through
19:44but i was only worried about your safety
19:46you too
19:47are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards
19:50mr president we
19:52if you can't figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
19:55they're short on people in the middle east
19:57you leave tomorrow
19:58see what a real field assignment looks like
20:01mr president we're sorry
20:02please give us another chance
20:04mr president
20:05this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:08i've already disinfected the area
20:10just needs oint applied regularly
20:11i'll do it
20:18um maybe i should just do it myself
20:20i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:25oh my god the president just touched me
20:27why is he being so nice to me
20:28we've only known each other for a few days
20:30is he is he up to something
20:38i promise you what happened today will never happen again
20:42thank you for saving me mr president
20:46come in
20:48mr president about what happened today it was my mistake
20:51i hope you can forgive me
20:53olivia i've never doubted your work
20:56but you need to understand my personal life is none of your business
21:01yes sir
21:03from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner
21:05move her into the room next to mine
21:08what
21:09and one more thing
21:11the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:13leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official
21:16girlfriend?
21:17girlfriend?
21:18mr president
21:19this this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i
21:23no one deserves it more than you
21:26what is wrong with this man?
21:28did someone drug him?
21:28i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad
21:31but this is too fast
21:32i am not ready for this
21:33mr president
21:34every major media outlet will be at that dinner
21:36announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless
21:39if they dig into her background your reputation
21:41then this is a test of your public relations skills
21:43olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner party
21:48too bad he doesn't know
21:50these two little ones are his own flesh and blood
21:52only these two pups are truly mine
21:55none of those women bore my seed
21:57but no one can know i'm a werewolf
21:59their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:09miss cole this is your room
22:11if you need anything just call me
22:20okay come out babies
22:34kids you're sure the maid heard right positive
22:36two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:40got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy
22:43those brats are probably leftovers from some job baby data ran off
22:47no one wanted them so she got stuck with them
22:49then we should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure
22:52that's too easy for her
22:54tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner
22:56every media outlet in the country will be there
22:59i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone
23:01she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:05mommy's going to a dinner tonight
23:07you two stay here
23:08sleep tight
23:09and no sneaking out
23:11got it
23:12got it mommy
23:13bye bye mommy
23:20mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight
23:24any hints
23:25you'll know soon enough
23:37who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
23:40maybe some european princess she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:00you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:05mr president i don't know how
24:08just follow my lead
24:16the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:28no no no snap out of it leah
24:30he's the president
24:31half the women in america would could kill to marry him
24:34what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance
24:37get a grip
24:40allow me to introduce my girlfriend
24:42leah cole
24:48he actually said it
24:53mr president what's miss cole's background
24:56how long have you two been together
24:57how did you meet
25:01don't be afraid
25:04my girlfriend is an ordinary girl
25:06no noble background
25:06no complicated past
25:07she's clean
25:08she's simple
25:08i don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:11i'm counting on all of you
25:12please
25:12leave her alone
25:16miss cole
25:17do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:21i
25:21how many boyfriends have you had before
25:25i've never dated anyone
25:26so that means
25:27the president is your first love
25:34sorry to interrupt you mr president
25:36but there are two children at the door
25:38they say they're looking for their mother
25:39i wasn't sure how to handle it
25:41because the person they're looking for
25:42i didn't dare stop them
25:46my babies
25:47please
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