00:00Oh, baby, you're so good.
00:03Oh, yes, I am the best.
00:05Oh, yes.
00:08Hey, Jimmy.
00:10Something wrong with the reception?
00:12Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:13I'm all set, Dad, all set.
00:15No, no, I think he's tried to watch some illegal channels here.
00:18This is just a bad reception, honey.
00:20You're so big.
00:21What's that?
00:23I want the right time, the right moment, the right place.
00:25It's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.
00:28Tomorrow will just be some girl you go telling all your friends about.
00:31Oh, no way.
00:35Well, this is the female form.
00:38Look at the expression on her face.
00:39She's kind of looking right into your eyes, saying,
00:42Hey, big boy.
00:44Hey, how you doing?
00:46This is going to be an Eastern European chick naked in your house.
00:50You're not going to do anything about that?
00:52What am I going to do, broadcast her over the Internet?
00:54Yeah.
00:55Oh, this is incredible.
00:56If you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it.
01:01Somebody's coming in there.
01:02That guy's in my trig class.
01:03Oh, no.
01:04More, more, you bad boy.
01:06No trig boy.
01:07It's your birthday.
01:08Touch me, Jim.
01:09Oh, no.
01:10Oh, no.
01:12Houston, we have a problem.
01:15You guys are going to fuck, aren't you?
01:18Fuckers!
01:19Fuckers!
01:20Fuckers!
01:20Fuckers!
01:21From Summit Entertainment and Universal Pictures.
01:24Siffa's mom.
01:25Are you trying to seduce me?
01:26Yes, ma'am, I am.
01:28Mom?
01:30Comes a brutally honest look.
01:32What exactly does third base feel like?
01:34Like warm apple pie.
01:37At that time in everyone's life.
01:39Ha!
01:40When we try to hold on to our dignity.
01:43Jim?
01:44American Pie.
01:46Well, we'll just tell your mother that we ate it all.
01:51All right.
01:52Mm-hmm.
01:55We'll mentally have to take it.
01:56Come to tutorials.
01:56We'll be back.
01:56Better to learn more.
01:56First, go.
01:57You can Fool it.
01:57You can, man.
01:57Every Monday.
01:57My crush on the Earth is so Áальные odpowiedons.
01:57You can do it.
01:58All right.
01:58C'est parti !
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