00:00If you smile, when the rock is cooked.
00:23Man.
00:30Get up there.
00:47Boom.
00:50Come on, man.
00:53Cool.
00:57Come!
01:01Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Miami's own, The Rock.
01:14He's the biggest international box office star in the world.
01:20And as The Rock said, finally, he's come home to Monday Night Raw.
01:27The most electrified man in sports entertainment history.
01:33Look at these people, this is nuts.
01:40One of the greatest of all time.
01:52And yes, The Rock will be at WrestleMania.
01:58Ha, there's only one.
02:02And not them.
02:04And not everyone the cost.
03:29Miami, hometown, are you ready for Wrestlemania?
03:41No, no, no.
03:43This is live.
03:44This is live.
03:44I said, are you ready for Wrestlemania?
03:48Yes, yes, yes.
03:50The Rock is ready for Wrestlemania.
03:52The entire roster is ready for Wrestlemania because The Rock plans on going to Wrestlemania.
03:56Like he announced, we're going to break Wrestlemania records.
03:59So The Rock says, are you ready?
04:03The Rock is ready.
04:04The people are ready.
04:06JBL is ready.
04:07Michael Cole is ready.
04:08That other black dude who I don't know is-
04:22I'm Byron, Rock.
04:25Nice to see you again.
04:32B-Y-R-O-N.
04:36He probably forgot who I am.
04:44He knows.
04:45He's still thinking.
05:12Oh, my God.
05:25Well, this is a time where we go off the script.
05:29Oh, boy.
05:30Uh-oh.
05:33This is going to be fun.
05:34Okay, okay, okay, okay.
05:36All right.
05:37What's your name?
05:38Steve.
05:38It doesn't matter.
05:39No, I'm not kidding.
05:41All right, all right, all right.
05:42What's your name?
05:43Steve.
05:43And you are playing?
05:45Undertaker.
05:46Okay, good.
05:47What's your name?
05:48His brother.
05:50And you are playing?
05:51Hulk Hogan.
05:52Wow.
05:53The weed is good in Miami tonight, obviously.
05:58Okay, okay.
05:59Now I got to go to you because you're my man.
06:01Okay, what's your name?
06:02John.
06:03And you are playing the most handsome son of a bitch on this.
06:06Yes!
06:07Yes!
06:07Yes!
06:08Give me some.
06:10Oh, that's a little too much.
06:11That's a little too much.
06:12All right.
06:13I saved the best for last.
06:21What's your name?
06:23Rob.
06:24And you are playing the Macho Man.
06:34Welcome to Raw.
06:35Good.
06:35Good to see you.
06:36All right.
06:41Here we go.
06:42Here we go.
06:43Okay.
06:43This is it.
06:45Look at, hey, that's enough.
06:59My man's already on the phone.
07:01Oh, my God.
07:02Look, Rock, hit me on TV.
07:03I put your phone down before I come out.
07:04Slap the lips off your face.
07:07All right.
07:08All right.
07:08Are you ready for WrestleMania?
07:11Yes.
07:12We're going to WrestleMania.
07:13We're going to break records.
07:14But that's later.
07:16That's down the road.
07:17I'm talking about tonight.
07:22Tonight.
07:22Tonight, it's the people, the people's champ.
07:25The jabroni beating.
07:26Pie eating.
07:27Trail blazing.
07:28Eyebrow raising.
07:29This is Miami.
07:30We're starting to trend.
07:31So say hello to my little friend.
07:35Oh, Rocky.
07:40Don't you dare be sour.
07:43Clap for your world famous two-time champs and feel the power.
07:53It's a new day.
07:54Yes, it is.
08:17No, Rock, we're going to need you to relax a little bit, and as far as that black guy that
08:23you don't know,
08:25his name is Byron Saxton, and he's by far the best commentator at that table right now.
08:31Watch the product.
08:32What's the statement?
08:33Not saying much, though.
08:34I like the new day now.
08:35Most standards.
08:35Still not better than me, but anyway.
08:37So I got a better idea.
08:39How about we talk about the black guys that you do know?
08:43Try that.
08:44Try that.
08:45I'm talking about the new day.
08:49New day.
08:50Three men who whooped the Lucha Dragons.
08:54Three men who whooped the Dudleys.
08:58They're from your era now.
08:59That's right.
09:00And just last night at the Royal Rumble match, these very same three men put the whooping on your cousins,
09:08the Usos.
09:12Yeah, yeah, that happened.
09:14That happened.
09:15As a matter of fact, we hit the Usos so hard that when they walk north, they're looking south.
09:21Woo, that's that poltergeist, baby.
09:25Headspin.
09:26So what we're trying to say is New Day representing what was you expecting?
09:31Woo!
09:35You call yourself the people's champion, but I'm looking at you, and I don't see any gold.
09:45What is the, where's your gold?
09:48Is it under your shirt?
09:49Is it under your shirt?
09:50Where that, though?
09:50Where's your gold?
09:51Where that, though?
09:52Where that, though?
09:54You know, you know, you know who does have some gold, though?
09:57Who?
09:57Who?
09:58Who?
09:59Who?
09:59Who?
10:00Who?
10:00Who?
10:00Who?
10:01Who?
10:01Who?
10:01You!
10:02You!
10:04You!
10:04You!
10:05You!
10:06You!
10:06You!
10:06Francesca 2 is actually made of gold, everyone.
10:09Uh-huh.
10:09You too!
10:11Wow.
10:11Oh, wow.
10:12In layman's terms, to break it down for you.
10:14Here, what we're saying is that we are the WWE World Tag Team Cheeons.
10:31That's us, baby.
10:33That's us, baby.
10:35Rock, you look like a man who doesn't eat his booty-o cereal.
10:42They make sure you ain't booty.
10:45But you're actually a pretty smart man, because much like LeBron James-
10:53Oh!
10:54Here it comes!
10:54Here it comes!
10:55Here it comes!
10:55Wait, wait, wait.
10:56Who moved from Miami to Cleveland-
10:59Smart move.
11:00Very.
11:00You went from this dumpster fire of a town-
11:04Dumpster fire?
11:04Yes.
11:05It's awful here, really.
11:07It's the worst.
11:07To Hollywood, essentially taking the money, and you got the hell out of here!
11:17The hell out of here!
11:20He says he did it for the people, but he did it for the paycheck.
11:24Mmm, got your ass!
11:28Got him.
11:29Got him.
11:29Got him.
11:30Got him, got him!
11:30Got him, got him, got him, got him.
11:33But we already knew that, because-
11:37What?
11:38New Jay Rocks!
11:40New Jay Rocks.
11:42New Jay Rocks, New Jay Rocks!
11:53That's good.
11:53Yeah, you done rock, baby, you know, I didn't mess your ass, baby.
11:58Baby, baby, you got him.
12:02What you got, what you got?
12:03What you got, you got nothing?
12:04Rebuttal.
12:12Pipe down, sign guy.
12:22So here's the thing.
12:23The Rock knows exactly who you are.
12:27Yes, he should.
12:28You are the WWE Tag Team Champions.
12:32Yes.
12:32The hips don't lie.
12:33You are obviously extremely entertaining.
12:37Smart man.
12:38Go ahead and clap.
12:39But here's what's amazing.
12:41What's amazing is the fact that you are that entertaining when you still wear llama penises strapped to your head.
12:47What?
12:48What?
12:49No.
12:50You can't say penis on TV.
12:52You can't say penis on TV.
12:53You can't say penis on TV.
12:54You can't.
12:54You can't say penis on TV.
12:56No, you can't say that.
12:56You can't say penis on TV.
12:58You cannot.
13:03That's not a thing.
13:04Hey.
13:06That is not a thing.
13:09Stop.
13:09Stop.
13:10Hush.
13:11No.
13:12Hush.
13:15You know what, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:20These are unicorn horns, get your majestic creatures correct, Brock.
13:25They're unicorn horns.
13:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry, they're unicorns, unicorns, I see.
13:31No, they're corns all right.
13:32You come out here looking like three chocolate corn holes running in your
13:35mouth all the time, that's what they are.
13:39Uh-oh, uh-oh, hold on a second, look at the big one.
13:42The big one's getting upset, she's upset.
13:46She's upset, uh-oh, big mama didn't like that.
13:51Big mama didn't like that, you know what's amazing is that you are so
13:54big and you're so strong, yet you are so nerdy.
13:57It's almost as if the Incredible Hulk banged Urkel.
14:01What?
14:02What?
14:05Did I do that?
14:05I'm sorry.
14:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:08Let me make it really clear, okay, here's the thing, we're live, this is Miami,
14:12the world is watching, so here's the thing, true, see, here's the thing, this is the
14:22people, I'm the people's champ, they understand where I'm going, here's the
14:25thing, this is a ring, those are ropes, that's a ramp, these are the people, so
14:30how about this, why don't you walk down, jump in this ring and let The Rock take
14:34that trombone and shove it up all three of your candy asses.
14:44Let's call it a champions huddle, you're not invited, you're not a champion.
14:48That doesn't include you because you are not a champion.
14:50Champions huddle, champions huddle, team huddle, a huddle, come on, hey, you're looking
15:00like three unibitches in a circle, get your candy asses in here.
15:04Oh, you know what, we was in a straight line, hold my trombone, hold my trombone, hold
15:09my trombone, hold my trombone, you know what, he wants to get real, this man wants to get
15:12real, huh, Miami, you wanna see it get real?
15:17Well, you know what, you don't deserve it, goodbye.
15:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:40You see, The Rock gets here, you don't understand, you're not used to seeing The Rock out here.
15:44Well, this is how it is, when The Rock comes out here, The Rock has a plan.
15:47The Rock has a plan on top of a plan.
15:49Now, clearly, plan A didn't work for all of us, but plan B always works.
15:59Plan B, I got snipped already, I don't even know.
16:01What's plan B?
16:02Please explain, plan B.
16:04It's a contraceptive, what's plan B, Rock?
16:06Plan B, family.
16:13Jimmy and Jay, and here come The Usos.
16:16It's on now.
16:17The Rock's cousins going up to The New Day.
16:22Plan B was in stereo.
16:24Look out, Rock bottom.
16:26Goodbye Hulk and Uncle.
16:31Rudy Tooney and Booty going for a ride, Samoan Drop.
16:38The best for last.
16:40No.
16:43Please, okay, okay, okay, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, it's okay, I'm good.
16:50Uh-oh, double superkick.
16:53Spine monster.
16:54Are we gonna see it?
16:55And here it comes, the most electrifying move in all of sports entertainment.
17:05John, you felt this, I felt this, the people's elbow.
17:09Xavier may never play the trombone again, what a tragedy.
17:15Thank you, Miami, we will see you at WrestleMania, if you smell what The Rock is cooking.
17:24There is absolutely no one like him.
17:28One of the all time greats, The Rock,
17:32the people's champ has come home to Monday Night Raw.
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