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Heated Rivalry (2025) Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:54Let's go.
00:56That's what I want.
01:02Yeah.
01:10That's what I want.
01:24You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:55Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think I'm clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made trouble
02:11Get us forever
02:15Get us forever
02:19Get us forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Good God
02:29Good God
02:30Good God
02:30Good God
02:37Good God
02:41I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53I know your heart that light hushed over your phone like
02:59A tree you dug up a hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You say
03:09You're lost to seek all the power in your light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18And standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my heart
03:25You're still
03:34You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You think I'm pretty
03:39You say I'm scared
03:40You're怎么
03:43They're the real world
03:44It won't be
03:47I love everything
03:48I guess I'm stupid
03:50Nice try
03:52Finance
03:53Get out of the way.
03:55Good job.
03:56Just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see you.
03:59You're gonna be us.
04:01You're gonna be us.
04:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:06Nice job.
04:08Get out of the way.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, don't be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in nighttime?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:51I'll see you next time.
06:22I'll see you next time.
06:48I'll see you next time.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05You Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46No, no, no, barely.
07:47I'm sorry.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:24No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:27No, you come here.
09:28No, you come here.
09:30No, you come here.
09:31No, you come here.
09:32No, you come here.
09:35No, you come here.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:36It's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59Is he okay?
11:01Okay.
11:04Okay.
11:05Okay.
11:09Okay.
11:12It's you, okay?
11:16It's you.
11:19It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's right.
11:53Are you?
11:55Oh, God.
12:01Oh, God.
12:04What the hell?
12:07Oh, God.
12:15Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, OK?
12:57You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hard.
13:08Worth the weight.
13:24I should go.
13:47I should go.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosa.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's winter games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozanov, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Roz say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Bonnie, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or...
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:44Someone wants to?
16:45They're me.
16:50Who?
16:55They're me.
17:00They're me.
17:02They're me.
17:03They're me.
17:04They're me.
17:05They're me.
17:07You're me.
17:09Come on.
17:10They're all right.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21What the fuck?
18:25What the fuck?
18:50What the fuck?
19:03What the fuck?
19:04What the fuck?
19:06What the fuck?
19:11What the fuck?
19:26What the fuck?
19:28What the fuck?
19:30What's the fuck?
19:30What the fuck?
19:33What the fuck?
19:45What a fuck?
19:47Well, she doesn't know what to do.
19:53Yes, my mom is dead.
20:00Do you remember me?
20:03I was in your case.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36I'm always the same.
20:37I'm always the same.
20:37I'm always the same.
20:38What's wrong with you?
20:40No, he's not in the form.
20:42He's still alive.
20:44He's still alive.
20:45We need to go and eat.
20:46We're the same.
20:47We need to come to Europe.
20:48We need to do it all.
20:51It's good.
20:52Too good for us.
20:53It's good for us.
20:56It's good for us.
20:58It's good for us.
21:02It's good for us.
21:05It's great for us.
21:07It's a good game.
21:08You talk a lot about hockey, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to buy a bar, and I'll give you one more time.
21:21Look how she was behind me.
21:24From childhood.
21:28Angel, it would be nice if I remember this.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I have something interesting to me.
21:52Hey, you went.
21:57There you go.
22:05There you go.
22:05Gadgett blindness, and I...
22:07It was hard to say, but I know.
22:08I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey,
22:14you're trying to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand what it is, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't mean to you.
22:25It doesn't mean to you?
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My son...
22:29Your son is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36I don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think he's injured.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02He's injured.
23:04He's injured.
23:05I'm injured.
23:07He's injured.
23:08He's injured.
23:08He's injured.
23:11He's injured.
23:12It's not good enough.
23:14You can win.
23:15It's a bad person.
23:16You can win.
23:17You can win whoever else in the field.
23:18In Chicago.
23:19Not that before.
23:21In the final, it's probably going to be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but too young.
23:28That's how you win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I did with my father.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should have to be perfect.
23:41You should always be perfect.
23:43Right, but you need to agree.
23:48We'll see you next time.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14Guys.
24:15It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24In the meantime of this incident.
24:25Yes, I'm looking for people?
24:33Yes, that's your head?
24:34You are loose.
24:40Yes, Ava?
24:41You're welcome.
24:42You're not a jueves.
24:43You're welcome.
24:45Let's listen.
24:49When a girl was something fun.
24:53This is Lina.
25:07Are you here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was already caused by you.
25:17If memory doesn't change...
25:21We are children, Sasha.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
25:58See you later.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:22Okay.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29What?
26:31What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:34What?
26:35What?
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay.
26:39Playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander!
26:44Is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop!
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:48our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, none.
28:42Man.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal.
28:46Shit.
28:47Show cock sucking.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously the final match.
29:08That's an animal!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:33Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Didn't they get those to you for free, all right?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:49I was busy.
29:50With who?
29:51...Ilya Rosanoff, and Shane Hawker.
29:59But the most important thing
30:02Is the friends we make along the way
30:07Hey, before we give out next award
30:09Can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up
30:24Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you
30:26No chance
30:29And the Lord's Hallen Award for most sportsman-like player goes to
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist
31:27Unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29And then it's for some fucking clown show
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick
31:43Oh, fuck you, you are unbelievable
31:45You suck my dick
32:00Maybe yes, nicely
32:09Please
32:14If you want me to get on my knees
32:16On this filthy bathroom floor
32:17And suck your dick
32:19We'll have to ask nicer than that
32:24Please get on your knees
32:27On this filthy bathroom floor
32:30And suck my dick
32:33Please
32:44No
32:48What?
32:50No
32:53We'll go back to our seats
32:54Watch the rest of this boring show
32:57And then go to boring party after
33:01And then
33:01When I've been waiting all night
33:04You'll come back to my hotel room
33:07And I will maybe
33:09Maybe
33:10Do more than you suck your dick
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now
33:22Really?
33:24No
33:24The New Yorker is boring
33:28My dad loves it
33:30Ah
33:32So being boring is
33:33Is genetic
33:34Wow
33:36Genetic
33:42Let's make a deal
33:44If you win MVP tonight
33:46I will blow you
33:47Fuck you
33:48Whatever you want
33:52And if you win
34:11Good luck to me
34:25Good luck to you
34:26I, uh, uh, I'm going to be
34:29I'm in this position
34:30I'm in this position
34:31I'm in this position
34:31Baby, you're in this position
34:35You're the last thing
34:36I'm going to be
34:37It's going to be
34:42I'm going to be
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:34You're such an asshole.
35:50You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:17good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show up for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after it's your reward
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need
38:13what you know tell me
38:19you
38:25i need you
38:26what you
38:39what you
38:42what you
38:43what you
39:26So, Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So, are you heading back soon?
39:45Back to Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:19What do you mean, herman cobweel?
41:20I will go back.
41:20What do you mean, Lord?
41:20What do you mean, Lord?
41:22I am coming home.
41:29What do you mean?
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