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00:00:10This is my son.
00:00:11Your grandson.
00:00:12You're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:00:28As long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchie.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchie, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:53Frenchie.
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country.
00:01:40His God.
00:01:42But most of all, his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of
00:02:00Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eating babies.
00:02:16They turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord have mercy.
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire, we're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:03Praise him.
00:03:04Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:08Praise him.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:16My sweet boy.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:24Amen.
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Well, I'll do the fucking lot of you.
00:04:03I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
00:04:08I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:27I can't go down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
00:04:32Samir.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods.
00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.
00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me present.
00:05:03So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with
00:05:12the godly work of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news, Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Or so we reckon.
00:05:23We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40Cleveland, you wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Or he scold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his
00:06:02mouth.
00:06:04Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:23So, let's get cracking.
00:06:24We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends.
00:06:47But they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57Alright, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry.
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus, and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:43Give me a call, please.
00:07:45Wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:00So.
00:08:01It's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:09Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:32We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:40Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a pretty compelling point.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Oh, girl.
00:09:08Listen.
00:09:09Chewed off.
00:09:10Sliced into my homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:14That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:16The pain.
00:09:21And you're okay with it.
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:30With or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:41I spent every day of the last year
00:09:46dreaming about you.
00:09:52You're a dream.
00:09:55You're a procedures.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything
00:10:09take you away from me again?
00:10:13I wish for you, Tim.
00:10:17It's incredible.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom F.
00:10:46Is it really regrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:10:50Don't ask me
00:10:52What you know is true
00:10:54Don't have to tell me
00:10:57I love your precious heart
00:11:01I
00:11:04I was standing
00:11:07You were there
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart
00:11:18I told you
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us
00:11:28Don't know why
00:11:32I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:40And they could never help you
00:11:43To tear us apart
00:11:59God damn it, Adrienne
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know
00:12:10You left me no choice
00:12:12I know my leadership style
00:12:14Can be
00:12:15Stern
00:12:16But
00:12:18It's for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself
00:12:23As
00:12:24The big brother
00:12:27That you never had
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend
00:12:36You had
00:12:38Uh
00:12:40Paul
00:12:42Popfang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher
00:12:47No less
00:12:47Huge mess
00:12:48Your fault
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance
00:12:54To make things right
00:12:55I reached out my hand
00:13:00And you bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do
00:13:03To deserve that?
00:13:06What
00:13:06Was I too nurturing?
00:13:08Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe
00:13:10But damn it
00:13:11You weren't like the others
00:13:14Snakes
00:13:16Backstabbers
00:13:16I could count on you, man
00:13:18I did count on you
00:13:20I loved you
00:13:23But here we are
00:13:26Why does this keep
00:13:27Happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest
00:13:35Man are the most alone
00:13:39You wouldn't understand
00:13:43Nobody does
00:14:11I have to
00:14:13I have to
00:14:33Firecrackers Flaming Freedom Sticks.
00:14:35I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.
00:14:42Wankers, can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:46You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit.
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:51Dog wankers.
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real Housewives of Constraint are going to hear.
00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
00:15:03They go out, we go in.
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
00:15:07He might not live here anymore.
00:15:09Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24I'll go in.
00:15:32Oi, look lively back there.
00:15:35All right, nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in.
00:15:39I'll bring you back here.
00:15:42Keep the engine running.
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:16:21Internet's down.
00:16:22Cam's two.
00:16:23Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:29Putain, man.
00:16:32He really let himself go.
00:16:37The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
00:16:45My God, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:49My dick weighs more rich.
00:16:53Well, right in that way, we can move him.
00:16:55He can move the three of us.
00:16:57So, what now?
00:17:16You.
00:17:17What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no.
00:17:19It's okay.
00:17:19It's okay.
00:17:20It's okay.
00:17:20If I'm gonna hurt you, you're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:26For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years.
00:17:29In a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room.
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself?
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just...
00:18:00I need you to find him and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:04You want me to work for you?
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:18:10and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:15I don't need you for that.
00:18:17Well, the whole world does think
00:18:19that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24Listen to me.
00:18:25I'm no ass Felch and commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know. I know.
00:18:30And listen.
00:18:31I am Vaught now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:35So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe
00:18:37that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Hey, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows?
00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:04Or you might not.
00:19:07But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:10more than you hate me.
00:19:14After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
00:19:18I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turn my back,
00:19:22how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:25Look.
00:19:26Uh-uh.
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:39All is forgiven.
00:19:50Looks like a fuckin' kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:53Improve your sleep.
00:19:55Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:58Nourish your soul.
00:20:00The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning
00:20:03stopped chi, life force, from leaving the body.
00:20:06And invited prana, solar energy, in.
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:20:13Introducing the new deep brand, Sigma Solarium Bivot.
00:20:16Bivros, four bros.
00:20:19Okay, we need to abort.
00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you.
00:20:26Fuck it.
00:20:27We'll test it here.
00:20:28What test?
00:20:30Monsieur Jean-Claude, the virus is contagious.
00:20:32As Samir says, c'est fini.
00:20:34The game is over.
00:20:35No, Butcher's right.
00:20:37Brockhart has seen us, so...
00:20:39We can't leave.
00:20:40Virus?
00:20:41What virus?
00:20:43Look, I don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about.
00:20:46Now all we gotta do is seal of ventilation.
00:20:48Every exit point, tighter than a Boy Scout's arsehole at Jamboree.
00:20:53No, no, no, no.
00:20:53C'est pas possible.
00:20:58Maybe.
00:21:02Yo.
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:07Uh-huh.
00:21:08His heart rate is ten beats per minute.
00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
00:21:14If he won't breathe, how do we get the virus in him?
00:21:17Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:20You lot sort this.
00:21:21Yes, I'll fetch the virus.
00:21:23Can we go, you and me?
00:21:31What, you two?
00:21:32Leave it out, would you?
00:21:33Fucking work in here.
00:21:37Hey.
00:21:38Coming with you.
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:46Suit yourself.
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:22:01Where's Smaar?
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon.
00:22:04Won't say where he's going.
00:22:05Won't say shit.
00:22:06I think he's on the method.
00:22:08Meisner technique.
00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up, but you can invoke the Insurrection
00:22:17Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
00:22:20Good idea.
00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content.
00:22:28Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:38But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.
00:22:42Love it.
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts, all those corporate tax
00:22:48breaks, and for the existing freedom camps, Treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:59The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:23:02He'll back you.
00:23:03You can do it.
00:23:04Speak up.
00:23:04And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
00:23:08Won't there are arrests eaten to your bottom line?
00:23:11Nah.
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
00:23:14Wow.
00:23:15Amazing, Ashley.
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara.
00:23:17Well, all righty then.
00:23:18Let me ask the most important question.
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake.
00:23:36Soldier Boy, this is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.
00:23:41They work for me.
00:23:43Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven once he is located William Butcher
00:23:49and Annie January.
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir?
00:23:52No, sir.
00:23:53I can do this.
00:23:54I can bring them in.
00:23:54Oh, like you did with A-Train?
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:59Competence.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:01And Steve, Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon.
00:24:03Well, sir, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:24:11Consider it done, sir.
00:24:13Terrific.
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:24:16Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:20Manhattan.
00:24:21Manhattan.
00:24:22Thanks, Steve.
00:24:23Of course.
00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:28No.
00:24:29Steven?
00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:35God damn.
00:24:38Since when could Supes teabag the President?
00:24:41Since me.
00:24:58Okay, what's next?
00:25:04What is it?
00:25:15Look out!
00:25:17Oh, God!
00:25:18Puto!
00:25:19Oh, Jesus!
00:25:21It's mountain pornography!
00:25:23What?
00:25:24Almost got you, fuckers.
00:25:28Ha, ha.
00:25:29Oh, shit.
00:25:31No!
00:25:33That explains how he's grown.
00:25:37From bashing his bishop.
00:25:40Gross.
00:25:48Mmm.
00:25:49No, that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:53Oh, God.
00:25:57Fucking unsanitary.
00:26:00Ugh.
00:26:00Oh, God.
00:26:31Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:43We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:45They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:50Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the gun.
00:26:59If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow.
00:27:04Countess of the Crows.
00:27:06And I shall make you do the day that you decide to...
00:27:09Fuck it.
00:27:19It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:27It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:37What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:49And I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them.
00:27:59They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say.
00:28:09I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petit Ui any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white micket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38I know, I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:51I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04But the fucking shit.
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15Grief.
00:29:16Just let go.
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:25You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as Rock Harden.
00:29:35You don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42No.
00:29:43What?
00:29:44Let me go.
00:29:49Baby killer!
00:29:51Oh, my God.
00:29:55Oh, my God.
00:29:55Oh, my God.
00:29:57Oh, my God.
00:30:00Oh, my God.
00:30:01Oh, my God.
00:30:01Oh, my God.
00:30:01Oh, my God.
00:30:01Oh, my God.
00:30:02Oh, my God.
00:30:03Oh, my God.
00:30:03Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:11Turbo Rush, the drink of heroes.
00:30:14Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut.
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:20No, please.
00:30:21This is a mistake.
00:30:22I am not starlighter.
00:30:23Only 15 calories.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:26Huh?
00:30:26Now with acai and maca root.
00:30:30Oh.
00:30:30That's better than that.
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:31No, Corey.
00:30:32Go back inside, please.
00:30:33Yo!
00:30:34You stay back.
00:30:36Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:39Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
00:30:42They're lopsided.
00:30:43Okay, come on.
00:30:43Come on.
00:30:43All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:48Turbo Rush, now with acai and maca root.
00:30:53That's fucking perfect.
00:30:54Okay, great.
00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp.
00:30:56No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:59No!
00:31:00No!
00:31:01Mom!
00:31:03All over.
00:31:04Not a chance.
00:31:05We have to help them.
00:31:06Help them and every suit with them 500 miles will be up our arse within the hour.
00:31:10We stayed a course.
00:31:12Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:13Fuck the job.
00:31:18Give me a go.
00:31:19Down.
00:31:43Homelander?
00:31:48Homelander?
00:31:55Sage, I was just, um, what could I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:04Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
00:32:09No, I did not.
00:32:11Of course not.
00:32:14What am I going to say?
00:32:15Uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, because there's
00:32:21a soup-killing virus out there, and you may die screaming.
00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:26Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah, well, it's tactical.
00:32:41Exactly.
00:32:42Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:51You don't know that's going to happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Mm-hmm.
00:32:59Right?
00:33:00Right?
00:33:12So if there is, if there is a virus, you can, if there is a virus, you're going torudence,
00:33:18it's a virus that gets infected.
00:33:20If there is fifteen times, I don't go to the virus.
00:33:34testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough
00:33:38transporting it without the necessary precautions
00:33:41let's talk in
00:33:42we'll give in
00:33:45I'll take it
00:33:52so how fragile is this
00:33:54very
00:33:56very fragile
00:33:57if it broke on the way
00:33:59it could kill every superhero on earth
00:34:02there's also a non-zero percent chance
00:34:04it could wipe out every human
00:34:05on earth
00:34:09well
00:34:12best not drop it
00:34:13thank you so much
00:34:26breathe putain
00:34:29breathe putain
00:34:48the rest of the kicks will be back soon
00:34:50we're doing everything we can
00:34:52you know you were wrong earlier
00:35:05we're not terrorists
00:35:06oh god when everyone comes back
00:35:08jetstreak's gonna shoot an rpg up your ass and sheeline is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's
00:35:14left
00:35:14look you being here was not part of the plan all right it's just a shitty situation
00:35:20yeah the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here
00:35:28we don't want to be here any longer than we have to be all we need is to get rock
00:35:33hard to breathe
00:35:38does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth
00:35:41i got a teenage daughter
00:35:43that shit right there
00:35:44bounces right off me
00:35:46hey didn't you used to have like
00:35:47ten crows at one time
00:35:49what's it called a murder
00:35:52oh
00:35:53let me guess
00:35:55sheila and h crows
00:35:57damn
00:35:59countess
00:35:59they don't give a fuck about you
00:36:00or the two crows you have left
00:36:02their names are russell and cameron
00:36:04point is vod
00:36:06doesn't care about y'all neither
00:36:07they're draining you for what
00:36:09sixty percent of your earnings
00:36:10it's ridiculous
00:36:12oh
00:36:15motherfucker don't go through my shit
00:36:17rosac
00:36:18welbutrin
00:36:20lexapro
00:36:20great
00:36:21kid what are you 19 years old
00:36:23why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people
00:36:26all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat
00:36:31why are you risking your life for them
00:36:39please
00:36:40please don't kill me
00:36:41i just want to go home
00:36:44i miss my mom
00:36:45and my dad
00:36:48please
00:37:01careful
00:37:03careful
00:37:08boy
00:37:08fucking smart
00:37:09will you
00:37:10i know you're a little glad
00:37:11atrian's dead
00:37:16no
00:37:16i'm not glad he's dead
00:37:18atrian did a lot of horrible things
00:37:20but he saved our lives
00:37:21and he died a hero
00:37:22a real hero
00:37:23and there are a lot of other soups
00:37:25that don't deserve to die either
00:37:27listen
00:37:28i know you've just done it here in the gulag
00:37:31you've earned your seat at the table so
00:37:34i'll give it to you straight
00:37:36you gotta knock this wet gaping pussy shite on the head mate
00:37:40ain't doing no one no favors
00:37:42especially your girl
00:37:43i mean that's why she's giving her cold shoulder
00:37:45talk to me about it annie you don't know what's going on with her
00:37:47well i know that she finally knows the fucking score
00:37:50and she knows that you
00:37:51poncing about with this
00:37:53jimmy cricket
00:37:54listening to your heart bollocks
00:37:56she's gonna get her killed
00:38:00is there any part of you left that's still human
00:38:06you're gonna get annie killed not me
00:38:10but i won't let you do it
00:38:15know it
00:38:32it's good
00:38:37wait is that
00:38:42well well well
00:38:44he's dead right
00:38:45he's supposed to be dead
00:38:47supposed to be
00:38:50malorie put on my knife for a bit
00:38:54you're telling us this now
00:38:58somebody up there likes us mate
00:39:00in what fucking way
00:39:01well we wanted a guinea pig
00:39:04who better than homeland as old man
00:39:09new plan
00:39:12boy
00:39:14ain't you supposed to be a giant ass dude
00:39:16aren't you supposed to be smart
00:39:17running a truck under the name don t be a cunt
00:39:20same alias when we headed to hero gasm
00:39:22well
00:39:23oldie better goodie
00:39:29no mate
00:39:30just you and me
00:39:40i guess it's true
00:39:42you're one of us now
00:39:44well if you can't beat him
00:39:46join him
00:39:47then fuck it beat him
00:39:48being super is not gonna save you
00:39:50that don't stop us helping each other
00:39:52homeland has doubled a cunt now
00:39:54if that's even possible
00:39:56he needs doing more than ever
00:39:57you still fancy a seat on the seventh don't you
00:40:00fuck you
00:40:00we had a deal
00:40:02i held up my end of the bargain
00:40:04and you sold me out
00:40:06put me back in a fucking box
00:40:07and for what
00:40:08because i was gonna kill some dumb kid
00:40:10a kid is your grandson
00:40:12well was it worth it
00:40:14you feeling good about that call right about now
00:40:16where is that fucking brat
00:40:18homeland is the one fucking you over mate
00:40:20or did he mention
00:40:21that we've got an uber virus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet
00:40:27bullshit
00:40:27god's honest
00:40:28the things this virus can do
00:40:33fucking die
00:40:34why do you think he sent you here
00:40:37instead of coming himself
00:40:39you're a sacrificial cunt
00:40:41again
00:40:43i guess we'll see
00:40:45you don't get it do you
00:40:48me
00:40:49homelander
00:40:50your old crew
00:40:52everyone fucks you over
00:40:54do you wanna know why
00:40:57cause you
00:40:58are a dumb fucking twat
00:41:08what the fuck was that
00:41:18hey
00:41:19you two fucktards the local soups
00:41:21holy shit
00:41:23soldier boy
00:41:24what
00:41:25you're a dead socialist
00:41:28fuck
00:41:29fuck
00:41:30this was being stupid
00:41:31now shut your cum bucket and listen
00:41:33a jap and a fairy took off east
00:41:35find them
00:41:35and kill them
00:41:36or i'm gonna rip your intestines out of your ashes
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces
00:41:42move
00:41:42fuck
00:41:43fuck
00:41:51fucking figures
00:41:52fucking figures
00:41:52fucking figures
00:41:52fucking figures
00:41:57hey man get ready we're coming in
00:41:59whoa whoa whoa slow down kid
00:42:02soldier boy
00:42:04he's alive
00:42:06fuck that just how long do we have
00:42:08just huey huey
00:42:13we gotta move
00:42:15a fucking h-bomb is headed this way
00:42:17oh shit
00:42:36oh shit
00:42:38oh shit
00:42:48Go!
00:43:29I got to drop the dookie!
00:43:32Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:38No!
00:43:42Huey!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:19Yeah, it's good.
00:44:20Yeah, it's good.
00:44:20I think.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Cunts!
00:44:26Oh shit!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:34You're with me.
00:44:38Oi!
00:44:42Oh shit!
00:44:46Oh shit!
00:44:47Oh shit!
00:44:48Oh shit!
00:44:48Huey Cable.
00:44:49How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:44:57Yeah.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so called soup killer?
00:45:04Huh.
00:45:04Well not today you semen swilly butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No.
00:45:15Virus.
00:45:16Rich.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:19Come in.
00:45:20Your face.
00:45:21Do not.
00:45:22Not right now.
00:45:22Wow.
00:45:30What the fuck?
00:45:55No.
00:45:57No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:03Hey!
00:46:23No.
00:47:07No.
00:47:07Well? I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No. You don't.
00:47:16Come on. Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, mon coeur.
00:47:20And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi melt.
00:48:09There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap supreme, cheesy gordita crunch.
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina crispy chicken taco.
00:48:15I don't want it taco fucking bell.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking god.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:36You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till
00:48:48he needs a D replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's gotta listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:09And I can help you.
00:49:11But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You're gonna blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:33That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:40I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:56Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists.
00:50:15And I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Niemöller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA.
00:50:35The Pentagon.
00:50:36They will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No!
00:50:55Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, no chance.
00:51:04Thank you for your mother.
00:51:06Please!
00:51:18Goddamn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop war house on our 23.
00:51:27Sold your cunt down.
00:51:29Homelander to go.
00:51:30We fucking did it.
00:51:32No time.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You are right.
00:52:05This virus, there is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it,
00:52:12except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:32Mon amour.
00:52:34You did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:41No.
00:52:43Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken.
00:52:51I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:01Yes.
00:53:07Yes.
00:53:08Is this all?
00:53:25you're allowed to freak out you know this virus
00:53:30it's fucking brutal
00:53:32I don't know for a rock hard I'd say it's an improvement
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either neither of us is fine
00:53:45and we shouldn't be and if you don't want to talk about it
00:53:49you don't have to be perfect but I'm not letting you die
00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting
00:54:00and if you can't then I'm just gonna fight for both of us
00:54:06but just don't turn into fucking butcher okay
00:54:25I know I'm late
00:54:43all right Sarah
00:54:47time for your meds
00:54:58he's a good boy
00:55:00well hey be careful sir
00:55:16it's a viral contagion I got here as soon as I heard and I locked shit down
00:55:21so I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters
00:55:23pretty fucking strategic sir
00:55:25you're always playing 3d chess aren't you
00:55:28I told him to report back
00:55:31told him not to go in alone
00:55:32why would he do that
00:55:33well it's more like soldier doy
00:55:36am I right
00:55:37leave
00:55:39well I just um
00:55:40gotta be here sir
00:55:41I did it should have been you
00:55:44sorry leave
00:55:51I was swimming
00:56:16not you too
00:56:19not you
00:56:29why does everyone keep leaving
00:56:35I'm sorry
00:56:47I get no doubt
00:56:48but I get up again
00:56:50cause they haven't gonna keep me down
00:56:52I get no doubt
00:56:53but I get no doubt
00:56:54but I get up again
00:56:54cause they haven't gonna keep me down
00:56:56I get no doubt
00:57:02but I get up again
00:57:03cause they haven't gonna keep me down
00:57:12he drinks a whiskey drink
00:57:16he drinks a vodka drink
00:57:17he drinks a lager drink
00:57:18he drinks a cider drink
00:57:20he sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22he sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:24oh Danny boy
00:57:29Danny boy
00:57:30Danny boy
00:57:33I get no doubt
00:57:37I get no doubt
00:57:53it's in the Niners
00:57:58it's in the Niners
00:58:00he drinks a whiskey drink
00:58:02he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:12Don't cry for me, extraordinary love
00:58:19I get no down, but rack it up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get no down, but rack it up again
00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I get no down, but rack it up again
00:58:31We love you great, we love you great, we love you great
00:59:22You
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