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She Cleaned Up Everything
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00:00:00All right, listen up because the mayor has been on my ass about this case now so far all the
00:00:05evidence
00:00:05We've gathered all points to Diana Coleman
00:00:10But you're wrong Diana didn't do it
00:00:16I'm sorry, you're the janitor
00:00:19Well since when the cleaning lady starts solving murder and if you want to clean up this town
00:00:23Why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets? That's your job
00:00:28James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking
00:00:31Sure
00:00:52You sure that's our guy?
00:00:57Jesus, you scared the shit out of me
00:00:59You know your squad are complete idiots
00:01:01They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run
00:01:04That is the killer
00:01:21You sure you don't want to take the credit?
00:01:51You know the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade
00:02:20James worked hard for this and I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school
00:02:24No?
00:02:25Talk later
00:02:25Talk later
00:02:31We'll talk later
00:02:32So hot
00:02:36Honey, I'm home
00:02:37Good job
00:02:40Good job
00:02:41I'll finish the door
00:02:46Hey babe, I'm watching a little home video
00:02:49next time I think I want you to punish me
00:02:51even harder
00:02:53James, you're sick
00:02:58Jesus Christ
00:02:59are you eavesdropping on me?
00:03:02can't I have some privacy in my own home?
00:03:07eavesdropping
00:03:09you're watching a sex tape
00:03:10of another woman in our living room
00:03:12I thought you were the perfect man
00:03:14but it turns out you're sick
00:03:16and twisted
00:03:17but using your uniform as a sex toy
00:03:19you're a disgrace to me and to the badge
00:03:22you have no right to judge me
00:03:24how I use my uniform is none of your business
00:03:27none of my business
00:03:29I've supported your career
00:03:30from day one, James
00:03:32I gave Jenna and you a home
00:03:34and this is how you repay me?
00:03:36cheating on me with this bitch?
00:03:37that is Marilyn and she's Jenna's mother
00:03:39we have a connection and she provides for me in ways that you never will
00:03:42you think that I have erectile dysfunction?
00:03:45no, I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline
00:03:50so every time you were tired
00:03:52you were just saving yourself from Marilyn
00:03:53and your twisted fantasies
00:03:56you're sick
00:03:56fuck you, James
00:03:59hey
00:04:01what is going on?
00:04:04why don't you tell her
00:04:05that you're cheating on your wife with your ex
00:04:11what?
00:04:12ew, what the fuck?
00:04:15ew, what the fuck?
00:04:16you have no right to judge me, okay?
00:04:18you're just a cleaning lady
00:04:19alright, you make less than a waitress
00:04:21if it weren't for us, you'd be homeless
00:04:23homeless?
00:04:25okay, let's talk about homeless
00:04:27James
00:04:28five years ago, you were broke and on the streets
00:04:31I
00:04:32took you off the streets
00:04:33I covered your debts
00:04:34I gave you and Jenna a home
00:04:38without me, you would be dead in a gutter
00:04:42my father was right about me
00:04:45oh god
00:04:47I guess it's time for me to take off the rest of the glasses
00:04:50hey, don't talk to my dad like that
00:04:52no one made you choose us
00:04:54no one forced you and twisted your arm to help us
00:04:57and don't act like my dad's some charity case
00:05:00okay?
00:05:01we went from living in your tiny little one bedroom apartment
00:05:03to this house
00:05:03and you knew my dad had potential
00:05:05he's a great cop
00:05:06and she is my real mom
00:05:08you could never be anything close to that
00:05:11you knew
00:05:14you knew he was cheated and you covered it up
00:05:17Jenna
00:05:20I loved you like you were my own daughter
00:05:22oh, keep your dirty hands away from me
00:05:25my dad got a promotion with double pay
00:05:27so he's totally out of your league now
00:05:29plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship
00:05:31and if they knew that my mom cleans toilets
00:05:34I'd be a joke
00:05:35you know what you are
00:05:37you're like a screen door in a submarine
00:05:40you know, you stuck around
00:05:41but you don't really add value
00:05:43you're useless
00:05:46useless
00:05:49James, you don't feel the same way, do you?
00:05:52yeah
00:05:53I sure do
00:06:00James
00:06:01baby
00:06:02you left our toys in the office
00:06:07you left our toys in the office
00:06:10wow, now Marilyn looks amazing
00:06:12hi mom
00:06:14I missed you
00:06:19hi sweetie
00:06:20I must be Caroline
00:06:22nice to meet you
00:06:24I'm Marilyn
00:06:26James' ex-wife
00:06:29I just brought in some toys
00:06:33you know
00:06:34you understand, right?
00:06:37so this is what you've been doing behind my back?
00:06:41fine
00:06:41I feel like SNM so much
00:06:43maybe I should discipline you
00:06:44what are you doing?
00:06:48get away from my mom
00:06:49she is my family
00:06:50leave
00:06:51nobody wants you here
00:06:52oh wait
00:06:55here
00:06:55don't forget your bills
00:06:58bitch
00:06:59oh Jesus Christ
00:07:02Caroline
00:07:03you racked up some debt
00:07:07no, I
00:07:08it's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards
00:07:10I've been covering you for years
00:07:15bullshit
00:07:16look
00:07:17they all have your name on it
00:07:19you've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?
00:07:23look
00:07:24I'm a really decent guy
00:07:26you have nowhere to go
00:07:28so you either accept this situation with Marilyn
00:07:30or
00:07:30sick on the street
00:07:33exactly
00:07:34my parents were just on a break
00:07:36you're a home wrecker that took advantage of that
00:07:38I mean, if it wasn't for my dad
00:07:40you'd be homeless
00:07:42so
00:07:42don't you see, Caroline?
00:07:44we're helping you
00:07:45don't be stupid
00:07:47this is insane
00:07:48they actually think they're helping me?
00:07:51that all the credit card debts are mine
00:07:53when they're the ones spending the money?
00:07:56no, I don't
00:07:56I don't
00:07:57I don't care
00:07:57if these bills are in my name
00:07:58I'm not paying a dime
00:08:00really?
00:08:01so what?
00:08:02you're gonna take on the IRS now?
00:08:04I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway
00:08:07you know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness
00:08:10but no!
00:08:11you're too proud
00:08:12you know, don't say we didn't try to help you
00:08:14when you're dumpster diving for your tent
00:08:16you know what?
00:08:17we'll see who's on the streets after this
00:08:20Caroline!
00:08:21please!
00:08:22there's no need to be this hostile
00:08:25hmm, we can figure something out
00:08:27you know, James and I
00:08:30we just have this soul level connection
00:08:35he said that you're a little vanilla
00:08:40there's nothing wrong with that
00:08:41but I'm just adding a little spice
00:08:45that's okay
00:08:46we can share him
00:08:48was I talking to you?
00:08:50was I?
00:09:13you hit me?
00:09:16Oh, because of this war?
00:09:18You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.
00:09:21From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.
00:09:25And you will serve us on your knees.
00:09:27Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.
00:09:34I don't want your money, James.
00:09:38You can take your card back.
00:09:42I never spent a cent.
00:09:43And for the record, I never wanted your money.
00:09:48I just wanted your love and support.
00:09:50You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.
00:09:52You're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.
00:09:55You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.
00:09:59So don't bite the hand at Peach.
00:10:01Exactly.
00:10:02Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.
00:10:04The police commissioner has noticed his talent, and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.
00:10:10No, he won't.
00:10:13Because I am the commissioner.
00:10:19Don't we all love role-playing?
00:10:21But if you're the commissioner, I'm the president of the United States.
00:10:28Soon enough, you'll be on your knees, calling me master, begging for forgiveness.
00:10:35Would you stop with the fantasy?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37My career stalled because of you.
00:10:39Because I married some cleaning lady.
00:10:41It was the biggest mistake of my life, and I fucking hate you.
00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you, too.
00:10:45James, I never should have given you a chance.
00:10:48That was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:10:50You know what?
00:10:51I'm glad you showed me who you really were.
00:10:56Because now...
00:10:57Now I'm taking back everything.
00:11:02Sweetie, we can still make something work.
00:11:06Listen, if you can handle watching us making out in front of you, I'm pretty sure James would let you
00:11:14stay.
00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.
00:11:16Ew!
00:11:17Mom, no.
00:11:18Just stop.
00:11:19Just kick her out already.
00:11:21I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.
00:11:23The three of us, we are the real family.
00:11:26She's a nobody.
00:11:28Jenna, I raised you for five years when this woman walked out on both of you.
00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.
00:11:38I guess all of it was fake.
00:11:40Please.
00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.
00:11:43He worked his ass off.
00:11:45And what did you do?
00:11:45You twiddled a toilet brush and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.
00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.
00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.
00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.
00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.
00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:05Don't worry.
00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.
00:12:07I'm done.
00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.
00:12:12I need her divorce, James, ASAP, so I can get my hands on his assets.
00:12:18Caroline!
00:12:19Step right there.
00:12:21Now what?
00:12:22Now what?
00:12:23You can leave.
00:12:24But not with those clothes and wearing that jewelry.
00:12:35Yeah, they don't belong to you.
00:12:37Leave them.
00:12:38What?
00:12:40I paid for these myself.
00:12:46Get off of me!
00:12:49Did you just hit my wife?
00:12:54Dad, she's a psycho bitch who's trying to hurt mom.
00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.
00:12:58Divorce her.
00:12:59Please.
00:12:59You want me to divorce her?
00:13:01You want a divorce?
00:13:02Where are the papers?
00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?
00:13:04I'll sign.
00:13:04I'll sign.
00:13:05I'll sign.
00:13:06I'll sign.
00:13:11I'll sign.
00:13:35Caroline, there's all your stuff.
00:13:37Oh, and don't forget about your precious little toilet brush.
00:13:43Now get lost.
00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon, so we don't need you and your janitor trash stinking
00:13:51up our house.
00:14:03Don't get out of my sight.
00:14:24Dad, you were right all along and never should have left home for him.
00:14:33You're welcome to come home any time.
00:14:37Dad.
00:14:41Okay, not really sure what's going on, but no matter what happens, I'm always on your side
00:14:48and you'll always be my little girl, okay?
00:14:53Come on, let's get out of here.
00:14:56Come on, sweetie.
00:15:03Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so, but I saw right through him from day one.
00:15:09And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage, but I was trying to protect you.
00:15:16He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.
00:15:20And I'm going to make sure no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?
00:15:25Thank you, Dad.
00:15:27Yeah, it's okay.
00:15:32Dad, thank you.
00:15:34Look, I know that you mean well, but this is my mess.
00:15:40I have to clean it up.
00:15:43God, if they ever knew who you really were, they'd never have the balls to treat you like
00:15:47shit.
00:15:49I mean, he was up to his eyeballs in debt when I met him.
00:15:53I thought if he knew who I really was, it would make him so insecure.
00:15:56You're right.
00:15:58I know, I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.
00:16:03I thought about it.
00:16:07I'm going to accept the police commission.
00:16:10Yes!
00:16:12That's my girl!
00:16:17I'll take office tomorrow.
00:16:20James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:27Look at us.
00:16:28Perfect happy family.
00:16:29I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing in her underpass right now.
00:16:32Now that she's gone, we don't have to sneak around anymore.
00:16:36Mom's back, Dad's getting promoted, and I'm going off to prep school soon.
00:16:40This is just the best day ever.
00:16:45Talk to me.
00:16:49What?
00:16:51Caroline went to Mark?
00:16:55Caroline didn't rat us south to Mark, did she?
00:16:58If she ruined your promotion, Dad, you're going to lose your job, and I can't go to Air One anymore.
00:17:02You will still get your daily Hayley Bieber smoothie from Air One, but that bitch is trying to ruin me.
00:17:06If she goes to Mark, that's bad.
00:17:20Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:17:22You're still the top performer in Mark's team.
00:17:26He's on your side.
00:17:27Just call him and see what's going on.
00:17:41You're a uniform, Commissioner.
00:17:44You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?
00:17:47It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.
00:17:51Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.
00:17:56I have to let go of the past.
00:17:59I need to be my true self.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:10Hey, Mark.
00:18:11It's James.
00:18:13Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately,
00:18:15but I just want to make sure that it doesn't reflect poorly on you or their department.
00:18:19I mean, you know me.
00:18:20I am a team player.
00:18:21Oh, that's all right, James.
00:18:23Everything's fine.
00:18:25I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.
00:18:30You know, between you and me,
00:18:32the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.
00:18:34Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family
00:18:36so they can be a part of the big moment.
00:18:41I swear it's going to be something really special.
00:18:45How did he go?
00:18:48Well, I don't want to jinx it,
00:18:50but he invited us to the Commissioner's ceremony
00:18:53and he said to bring my family, so...
00:18:56I think I'm getting promoted!
00:18:58Yay, Dad!
00:18:59That's double the salary, right?
00:19:01Yeah, that's right.
00:19:01James, I never should have left you in the first place.
00:19:06It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.
00:19:10I was young and scared.
00:19:13I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.
00:19:16I never stopped loving you.
00:19:19And now that we're back together as a family,
00:19:22I'm never walking away again.
00:19:25James, let's get married again.
00:19:27Let's do it.
00:19:28You don't worry about that, bitch.
00:19:30You're the only one for me.
00:19:33Tonight, I'm the master and you're the slave.
00:19:41OMG, Dad, this is so fancy.
00:19:45You know, when your father gets promoted,
00:19:48he'll be like a king around here.
00:19:52Yeah, I guess I am going to be a head of honcho.
00:19:54James!
00:19:56Commissioner handles promotions where it is.
00:19:58You're getting bumped up today.
00:20:00Congrats!
00:20:01Thanks, Ham.
00:20:02But we got to keep it quiet.
00:20:04I got to stay low-key.
00:20:06I am so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.
00:20:09I mean, imagine bringing her here,
00:20:11a janitor standing right next to you.
00:20:13God, she is so useless.
00:20:14Nothing but dead weight.
00:20:19Our new L.A. PD Commissioner will be here any minute.
00:20:22I want all units on standby.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:32Your key card, Madam Commissioner.
00:20:37Everything's set.
00:20:40Give me a second.
00:20:41I'm having a really proud moment right now.
00:20:44Thanks, Dad.
00:20:46It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.
00:20:51You know what?
00:20:52I heard the commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.
00:20:56Now it was everyone, inside and out.
00:20:58For her to invite your whole family,
00:21:01she must like you.
00:21:05You're golden, boy.
00:21:07Oh, don't worry.
00:21:08I was just doing my job.
00:21:10Just doing my job.
00:21:11But you said her?
00:21:13A female undercover police officer.
00:21:15That sounds hot.
00:21:17Her husband must be a lucky guy.
00:21:18I'm kind of jealous.
00:21:19You know, she or my mom,
00:21:20I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive and get away with it.
00:21:23God, that would be so fun.
00:21:24Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
00:21:26When I get my promotion,
00:21:27you will still be able to do that.
00:21:29The commissioner is going to be here very soon.
00:21:32Our future is in this woman's hands.
00:21:36I am so proud of you, honey.
00:21:39This is your time to shine.
00:21:41I'm so happy that you came back to my life
00:21:43and helped me dump that useless janitor.
00:21:46I mean, she's dead weight.
00:21:48Don't worry, Marilyn.
00:21:49I will give you the life that you want.
00:21:52I will give you everything.
00:21:58I don't need your permission to take what's mine.
00:22:02I'm going to take it all.
00:22:04You idiots.
00:22:06Guys, the commissioner is coming in.
00:22:09Can you believe it?
00:22:26James, isn't it funny
00:22:28that the moment you dump Caroline,
00:22:30your career skyrockets?
00:22:33I guess it is pretty crazy
00:22:34that my luck changes the second that she's gone.
00:22:37I mean, the only thing she's good for
00:22:38is scrubbing shit off the toilet bowls.
00:22:40And she thought she was good enough to be my mother.
00:22:42What a joke.
00:22:43No.
00:22:45I am so glad that we have found each other again.
00:22:49Marilyn, after I get this promotion,
00:22:52we can start planning that dream wedding of ours.
00:22:56Everyone, the commissioner is coming in.
00:22:58Let's go.
00:22:59Let's go.
00:22:59Let's go.
00:23:02Salute.
00:23:22Long time no see.
00:23:25Caroline, what are you doing in a uniform?
00:23:29Wait.
00:23:30You're the commissioner?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Holy shit.
00:23:34This whole time.
00:23:35Oh.
00:23:36That's right, Detective Hamm.
00:23:39I am.
00:23:40What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:43Oh, I get it.
00:23:44You're a little upset with what we did to you,
00:23:45so you're here playing dress up in a Halloween costume,
00:23:48pretending to be the commissioner.
00:23:49I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?
00:23:52Exactly.
00:23:52Dad said the new commissioner used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:23:56I mean, hand-picked by the mayor.
00:23:58She solved hundreds of major cases.
00:24:00Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.
00:24:02Do not ruin the commissioner's celebration, Caroline.
00:24:06This is my family's big day, so leave now or you'll regret it.
00:24:09Leave?
00:24:11Now, why would I leave?
00:24:12This is my office.
00:24:14In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.
00:24:18Caroline, I warned you.
00:24:19Now, you are officially obstructing a police proceeding.
00:24:22I will place you under arrest.
00:24:25Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?
00:24:29Holy shit.
00:24:30Is that police commissioner's badge?
00:24:32There's only one person that's got a copy of that.
00:24:35I told you she was the new commissioner.
00:24:37Nobody listens to me.
00:24:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:44It's clearly fake.
00:24:46I mean, she obviously stole that.
00:24:47She's my ex-wife.
00:24:48She's just a stupid janitor.
00:24:50Everybody else here knows that, right?
00:24:52Well, yeah, because if Caroline was really the commissioner, that would make you an absolute idiot to get rid of
00:24:57her.
00:24:59Now, the real commissioner will be here any second.
00:25:01And when she sees this stunt, she's going to lose her shit.
00:25:05Guys, I need this promotion.
00:25:06So go ahead and get rid of her.
00:25:09Now!
00:25:10Aren't you sure?
00:25:12I guess it's got to be.
00:25:13I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.
00:25:17All right.
00:25:18You know, enough is enough.
00:25:20You're coming with me.
00:25:21You've got to go.
00:25:21Hold on.
00:25:22Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life, why don't you try swiping this on the door of
00:25:28the commissioner's office.
00:25:31Right?
00:25:31Then you'll see.
00:25:34The word is the commissioner spent years undercover in the headquarters.
00:25:39What if it's really her?
00:25:40She seems awfully sure of herself.
00:25:42Maybe we should just let her try.
00:25:44No, no, no.
00:25:45Guys, why don't we just arrest her already?
00:25:47She's clearly just stalling us.
00:25:49But James, you know, we can't be sure.
00:25:52I mean, she's got the card and the badge and everything.
00:25:54If the card doesn't work and the door doesn't open, then we can cuff her.
00:25:59Oh.
00:26:01Getting scared?
00:26:02No.
00:26:03Fine.
00:26:04Let's just do it already.
00:26:06Right.
00:26:18You've been pacing for five minutes already.
00:26:21Just swipe the damn card.
00:26:23I'm curious.
00:26:25How are you going to feel when that door opens?
00:26:28Terror?
00:26:30Or regret?
00:26:31God damn it, Caroline.
00:26:32Just cut the crap.
00:26:33It's clear she's a fraud.
00:26:35And she's too scared to even try it.
00:26:38Can you stop wasting police time?
00:26:44The commissioner will be here any second.
00:26:47James, I promised you'd come crawling back begging for mercy.
00:26:51Well, when this door opens, I'll make good on that promise.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57If that door actually opens, I will worship your feet and then grovel for your mercy.
00:27:03Yes.
00:27:05Yes, you will.
00:27:20See what I'm saying?
00:27:22Go ahead and quit the stupid act.
00:27:24This is not going to win me back.
00:27:25Now go ahead and arrest her before the commissioner gets here.
00:27:28She's wasting police time.
00:27:29You stupid bitch.
00:27:31You just can't accept getting kicked out of our house, can you?
00:27:35Aw, poor Caroline.
00:27:38Homeless and broke.
00:27:40You should have taken up on my offer.
00:27:54I swiped the wrong side.
00:28:03Surprise.
00:28:06Swiped the wrong side.
00:28:08I swiped the wrong side.
00:28:09I swiped the wrong side.
00:28:12Surprise.
00:28:20James, time to get your promise.
00:28:23Uniform, the key card, the whole sort of proves she's the commissioner, right?
00:28:27It has to be.
00:28:28You called it, right?
00:28:29We almost let James destroy our careers.
00:28:32Deb, what if she actually is?
00:28:34After all that awful stuff we said about her?
00:28:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:38That's not right.
00:28:39She's my ex-wife.
00:28:40She's just a janitor.
00:28:42And she clearly stole that badge.
00:28:44I'd like to know more.
00:28:46Caroline, you shameless whore.
00:28:47You follow me here.
00:28:48You fake that uniform.
00:28:49And you think I'm going to come crawling back to you.
00:28:51Oh, don't think so highly of yourself, James.
00:28:54I'm not here for you.
00:28:55I'm here to work.
00:29:00Caroline.
00:29:25Caroline, what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:29:29James, stop her.
00:29:31This champagne's for the commissioner.
00:29:34You two aren't technically divorced yet.
00:29:37So if she ruins this party, it will blow back on you.
00:29:41Caroline, stop.
00:29:42I said stop it now.
00:29:44You're doing this just to get back at me, aren't you?
00:29:47I told you this is my celebration, including the champagne.
00:29:50I put it down.
00:29:51For you, the only thing that's for you is a sale.
00:29:54And we will arrest you.
00:29:56Hey!
00:29:59You cuff me and I will have your ass in your silver platter.
00:30:02So try me.
00:30:03I'll dare you.
00:30:04Shut up, Caroline.
00:30:06And stop lying.
00:30:07That champagne is for the commissioner only.
00:30:09I will say this one last time.
00:30:11The champagne is mine.
00:30:12And I will drink it.
00:30:14You're doing this to embarrass me in front of the commissioner, you bitch.
00:30:24Let go, let go, let go!
00:30:26Don't you dare trust me again, James.
00:30:28After everything that you've done, I will make you pay today.
00:30:36You bitch!
00:30:37How dare you hit my dad!
00:30:39Oh, I haven't even started.
00:30:41You haven't seen anything yet.
00:30:53You fucking bitch!
00:30:55I will fucking end you.
00:30:56I'm not going to let you ruin my career!
00:31:03You touch me again, and I will shove your balls to the back of your dirty throat.
00:31:09James, God, are you again?
00:31:10I'll fucking kill you!
00:31:11The commissioner is almost here.
00:31:13Your pathetic little revenge plot ends now.
00:31:17You're right.
00:31:18I am here for revenge.
00:31:22I'm going to make you pay for everything you've done.
00:31:27Wait, is that the official police commissioner's badge?
00:31:31Caroline really is the new commissioner.
00:31:33Good thing we backed off when she told us to.
00:31:38Poor James is in a world of shit.
00:31:40Oh, my God, Dad.
00:31:41If she really is the commissioner, we're fucked.
00:31:44James, go apologize.
00:31:47Now!
00:31:48I am not going down with you.
00:31:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:52This is not real.
00:31:54No, this is a fucked up prank.
00:31:56Five years, and I did nothing but love and respect you.
00:32:01And yet you cheated on me.
00:32:02And you disrespected the badge.
00:32:04So as commissioner, firing you, effective immediately.
00:32:08No, wait.
00:32:09You do not have that authority.
00:32:11She's not the commissioner.
00:32:12Look at that badge.
00:32:13Look at that uniform.
00:32:14It's all fake.
00:32:15She didn't even do her research.
00:32:18You know, why is her uniform different?
00:32:20Exactly.
00:32:21We've never seen that uniform before.
00:32:23She's impersonating an officer, and she should be arrested.
00:32:26Dad, you're right.
00:32:27Caroline impersonating law enforcement is a felony.
00:32:30Of course you haven't seen this uniform.
00:32:32It's above your ranking.
00:32:33The mayor had this customly addressed for me.
00:32:37Enough of the bullshit.
00:32:38We are sick of your lies.
00:32:40Now arrest her now.
00:32:44Wait.
00:32:46I've seen commissioner Collins wear that exact same thing before.
00:32:50Well, looks like Ham is the only detective deserving of a promotion here.
00:32:56Are you sure that that's not the commissioner's uniform?
00:33:00Well, not 100%, but it looks legit.
00:33:03But why not call Collins?
00:33:06If she's really the commissioner, he'd know.
00:33:08Yeah, you're right.
00:33:10Collins will not put up with this bullshit.
00:33:12Caroline, you're about to be in a world of shit.
00:33:14I'm calling Chief Deputy Collins, and he's going to bury you.
00:33:17Be my guest.
00:33:19Yes, Chief Collins?
00:33:20Yeah, this is James.
00:33:22We have somebody impersonating the commissioner, and I think you should come take a look.
00:33:27What?
00:33:28We can't have this in our precinct.
00:33:30Detain her immediately.
00:33:32I'm on my way.
00:33:34Chief Collins will be here any minute, and soon we'll expose all your lies.
00:33:37Fine.
00:33:38Let's wait and see.
00:33:40James, lock her up already.
00:33:43The commissioner and Mark will be here any minute, and if they see this mess, it will be on you.
00:33:50You better divorce her and distance yourself, because she will ruin you.
00:33:55You're absolutely right.
00:33:56I do need a divorce her immediately.
00:34:00I need you all to go stall Mark and the commissioner.
00:34:02I'll handle this.
00:34:03Good idea.
00:34:04I'll see what we can do.
00:34:06I hope you know what you're doing, James.
00:34:11Here's the divorce agreement.
00:34:12Silence.
00:34:13Do you have any idea what divorcing me actually means?
00:34:16It means I'm finally going to be free.
00:34:18Free from your crazy ass.
00:34:20Caroline, I know why you met Mark yesterday.
00:34:22You were trying to take my dad's promotion.
00:34:24Thankfully, the commissioner was smart enough to see right through your lunacy.
00:34:27Caroline, James took care of you for five years, and this is how you repay him?
00:34:34That's low, even for someone like you.
00:34:40All right, Smith.
00:34:42Chief.
00:34:45Thank God you're here, Chief.
00:34:47I'm sorry about the mess, but it's my ex-wife.
00:34:49She's just...
00:34:50I'll arrest her immediately.
00:34:53All right, just relax.
00:34:55I'll handle her.
00:34:56She's right there.
00:34:57You mean hands on me, Chief?
00:34:59Why don't you take a good look?
00:35:01Tell them who I really am.
00:35:04Sure.
00:35:10Lady, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:35:12You got some brass balls on you sitting in that commissioner's chair wearing our uniform and badge.
00:35:17Get your ass out of there.
00:35:19Whatever this is you're doing, you're done.
00:35:22What?
00:35:22Wait, you mean you really don't know who I am?
00:35:25Cut the act, Caroline.
00:35:26You know, if you really are the commissioner, why does the Chief not know who you are?
00:35:38And who the hell cracked that open?
00:35:40That was meant for the commissioner.
00:35:41I did, of course, because I am the commissioner.
00:35:46You?
00:35:48Chief, do not listen to her.
00:35:50She's just my ex-wife.
00:35:51She's some crazy cleaning lady, and she's just doing all this just to get back with me.
00:35:54You're a real nut job, lady.
00:35:56Clean up that champagne tower before the real commissioner gets here.
00:35:59Now, make it snappy, or I'll make sure you rot in prison.
00:36:04I don't like your tone very much.
00:36:06Chief, are you sure you don't want to verify who I am?
00:36:10Yeah, you sure?
00:36:11Chief here has been overseeing every LAPD appointment for the last eight years.
00:36:15He knows this place inside and out.
00:36:16Just face it, Caroline.
00:36:18You're done for.
00:36:19Okay, last eight years.
00:36:20That makes sense that you don't know me.
00:36:22I went undercover ten years ago.
00:36:27Are you kidding me?
00:36:29Hell, you're not even 30.
00:36:30You want me to believe you've been undercover for the last ten years?
00:36:33Don't listen to her, Chief.
00:36:35She's just my crazy ex-wife ever since I dumped her.
00:36:37She's been acting all crazy and pulling this crazy shit.
00:36:40Why don't you just arrest her already?
00:36:42Collins, as the new commissioner,
00:36:44I'd advise you to think very carefully before making the next move.
00:36:48They say the new commissioner went on an undercover assignment ten years ago.
00:36:53I never did meet her.
00:36:55What if?
00:36:56Do not listen to her.
00:36:57She's playing mind games right now.
00:37:02Totally.
00:37:03She can't stand that my parents are back together and my dad's getting a promotion.
00:37:06Exactly.
00:37:07That makes sense.
00:37:10Harrison, arrest her.
00:37:14Collins, the system doesn't lie, right?
00:37:18So run my name and then we'll see the truth.
00:37:22Lady, this is a waste of my time.
00:37:24I think I know a liar when I see one.
00:37:27If I don't belong here, then how did I even get in?
00:37:30This floor is personnel only.
00:37:32Badge verified.
00:37:35Shit.
00:37:36You know, she's right.
00:37:38Security on this level is airtight.
00:37:40The only way you could have gotten in here is if...
00:37:43Collins, she obviously stole it.
00:37:44She's been a cleaning lady here for ten years.
00:37:47Now, James, I'm sorry.
00:37:49Better safe than sorry.
00:37:51Harrison, take her the iPad and have her enter in her badge number.
00:37:54Every officer on the force is in that system, even ones who have been undercover.
00:37:59So if you are the commissioner, prove it.
00:38:05Let's find out.
00:38:25It looks like your scam is finally up.
00:38:27Now put your heads behind your back.
00:38:30Shit.
00:38:31That crazy bitch almost had me.
00:38:34I see.
00:38:35Your clearance level is too low to access my information.
00:38:38Would you stop lying, you crazy bitch?
00:38:40Collins, let's give you a minute to handle some personal business and then arrest her.
00:38:45All right, James.
00:38:46But make it snappy.
00:38:47I want this whole thing wrapped up before the commissioner gets here.
00:38:50Now sign the damn divorce papers.
00:38:52You ruined my life once, and I have a bright future, so I'm not going to let you ruin it
00:38:56again.
00:38:57Ruined you?
00:38:59I saved you from the streets when you and your daughter couldn't afford fast food.
00:39:03I got you this job.
00:39:05I paid your bills.
00:39:06I fought for your career.
00:39:09And you?
00:39:11Well, you ran back to this whore who left you with nothing.
00:39:15So tell me, how exactly did I ruin you?
00:39:18Would you stop taking credit for my success?
00:39:20I busted my ass to get where I am, and you did nothing.
00:39:24I did everything.
00:39:25Let me be clear, James.
00:39:27I told Mark to promote you.
00:39:29I did everything.
00:39:30You would be on the streets without me.
00:39:34You see what I'm saying?
00:39:36She's lost her mind.
00:39:37She thinks Mark takes orders from her.
00:39:39It's pathetic.
00:39:41This is a sad, desperate attempt for you to stay off the streets.
00:39:45What's next, Caroline?
00:39:47You'll fire James if he upsets you?
00:39:49Are you?
00:39:51Actually, yes.
00:39:53I can, and I will.
00:39:55Oh, God.
00:39:57You're not going to prison.
00:39:58You're going to a psych ward.
00:39:59Stop lying.
00:40:00Everyone here knows you're a joke.
00:40:02You know what?
00:40:03I guess I am a joke.
00:40:05I wasted years of my life on an ungrateful husband and his vicious little brat.
00:40:10Yeah, whatever.
00:40:11Just sign the damn divorce papers because Collins is waiting to arrest you.
00:40:14Don't worry.
00:40:16I will.
00:40:17And then I'll have nothing to do with you again.
00:40:20Actually, hold on.
00:40:22What is it, Jen?
00:40:24This is an addendum.
00:40:26Sign it, too.
00:40:27That way your debts stay your debts, and my dad's assets belong to us only, and you can't take a
00:40:32penny.
00:40:34Five years, Jenna.
00:40:38Five years.
00:40:39I've wasted.
00:40:40My God, I should have just gotten a dog.
00:40:42At least it would be loyal.
00:40:44My dad busted his ass for his money, and you're just a parasite loser that latched onto him, so you
00:40:48can fuck off.
00:40:51Wake up, idiot.
00:40:54Your dad's paycheck won't even cover the interest of his debts.
00:40:57You mean your debts?
00:40:59I paid mine.
00:41:00No, no.
00:41:01I don't have any debts.
00:41:03That was all you.
00:41:04And for five years, I paid those bills every single month.
00:41:10We should ask him.
00:41:11You know, the worst he can do is say no.
00:41:13Well, Director Mark, James is here.
00:41:18Can we hand him his promotion papers?
00:41:20Promotion papers?
00:41:23Have you met Caroline?
00:41:25Caroline.
00:41:27I know it.
00:41:30Shit, do you think Mark and the commissioner know about the Champagne Tower?
00:41:33What are we going to do?
00:41:35Oh, uh, James and her, well, they're having a friendly little chat.
00:41:42Friendly?
00:41:43Don't tell me Caroline went soft again on that bastard.
00:41:47Fine.
00:41:48Take the papers and be Caroline's backup.
00:41:50I'll be right there.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:54You are a cleaning lady.
00:41:56How could I possibly have more debt than you?
00:41:58You can't even take care of yourself, and you're trying to say that you can take care of me?
00:42:01The debts are all yours, okay?
00:42:03So stop stalling and sign the damn papers.
00:42:07James, you are a high school dropout with zero qualifications.
00:42:12How do you think you got that badge?
00:42:15Because it sure as hell wasn't through hard work.
00:42:19I got here from pure hard work, and you're just some crazy bitch that's trying to take credit for my
00:42:23success.
00:42:24All right.
00:42:26I'll sign the papers.
00:42:29But don't come crying to me later.
00:42:38Thank God.
00:42:42I'm...
00:42:49Good job, honey.
00:42:51I'm so proud of you.
00:42:53I've raised you well.
00:42:55Finally.
00:42:57All the money and the shopping.
00:42:59I wonder where we should go.
00:43:02The police commissioner is waiting for us.
00:43:04Yes, sir.
00:43:05Everyone with me.
00:43:08All right.
00:43:10Mark's on his way.
00:43:11I hope you're ready to face the consequences of your actions, James.
00:43:15Spare me.
00:43:17Collins is about to cart your ass to jail, and the commissioner will be here any minute to give me
00:43:22my promotion in person.
00:43:24Wow.
00:43:25She's really Delulo.
00:43:26She thinks she can boss around the director.
00:43:30Chief Collins, we're done here.
00:43:33I'll let you take it from here.
00:43:38Harrison, let's take her in.
00:43:41Wait, stop!
00:43:47Mark just gave the order.
00:43:52Wait!
00:43:54Mark just gave the order.
00:43:57What order?
00:43:58He said he wants us to be Caroline's backup.
00:44:05He's on his way.
00:44:06Caroline's back?
00:44:07What does she need backup for?
00:44:09So she can actually order Mark around?
00:44:11Wait, what is the deal with...
00:44:12You and director Mark?
00:44:13Just wait.
00:44:14He'll explain everything.
00:44:16Wait, so Mark is coming here under his own accord for you.
00:44:21There's got to be something else going on.
00:44:24Were you cheating on me this entire time?
00:44:26Don't worry about it, James.
00:44:28Look at what I got here.
00:44:30Mark told me to bring you promotion papers.
00:44:34You're still his golden boy.
00:44:36Oh, yeah.
00:44:39Really?
00:44:41See for yourself, Sergeant James.
00:44:47Baby, you did it.
00:44:49You're officially a sergeant.
00:44:53This is the best day ever.
00:44:55My dad gets promoted, and we're finally done with this bitch.
00:44:59Don't you think the party's a little premature?
00:45:02Without Mark's official approval, that's as good as toilet paper.
00:45:08Are you stupid and blind?
00:45:10It clearly says promoted to sergeant.
00:45:12Right.
00:45:14Straight from the committee.
00:45:16Mark couldn't nullify this, even if he paid.
00:45:19Forget about her, James.
00:45:21James, now when you're officially divorced, let's think about our wedding.
00:45:27I don't worry, babe.
00:45:28That'll happen soon.
00:45:29This cleaning lady is so beneath me.
00:45:33I'm so glad that I dumped her.
00:45:38James, what goes around comes around.
00:45:40I hope you know what's coming.
00:45:42Dad, just ignore this bitch.
00:45:44We'll be getting rich while she rots in prison.
00:45:49So smug and so stupid.
00:45:51Cut the bullshit, Caroline.
00:45:53You're done.
00:45:54Now, based on Ham's word alone, are you really sure about this promotion?
00:46:00What the hell are you playing at?
00:46:01I mean, Ham's just a detective.
00:46:04He's not authorized to make appointments.
00:46:07That comes from Mark himself.
00:46:09So unless Mark says your name, that promotion means nothing.
00:46:14You know, she's kind of right.
00:46:16But how the hell does she know our appointment protocols?
00:46:20Because I created it.
00:46:27Because I created it.
00:46:31Wait, does that mean she can actually be the commissioner?
00:46:36No, no.
00:46:38Mark's busy, so he asked me to bring the appointment papers and announce it.
00:46:47Huh.
00:46:47Did Mark really say that?
00:46:49No.
00:46:50Let's call him and find out.
00:46:53Caroline, stop already.
00:46:54You are making a fool of yourself.
00:46:56You know, Ham wouldn't be here without Mark's blessing.
00:46:59So, I mean, God, I hate desperate people.
00:47:03You are literally giving me the air.
00:47:05Exactly.
00:47:07How would a clueless toilet scrubber know anything about police hire her?
00:47:13She just can't stand that I'm moving up in the world while she's hitting rock bottom.
00:47:17After all, she is going to jail.
00:47:18You are so right, honey.
00:47:22She spends her day toilet scrubbing, so of course she doesn't know how the real world works.
00:47:30I'm so glad that you're divorced now.
00:47:33Caroline, maybe you should toss away your toilet brush and get a little taste of the real world.
00:47:41And yet you're the one who married the toilet scrubber, right?
00:47:45Spending all that time at rock bottom with you, I learned a lot of valuable lessons.
00:47:50Shut up already!
00:47:55Oh, it's Mark.
00:47:57He's probably calling to congratulate me.
00:48:00Dad, put her on the speaker.
00:48:01Let her hear it.
00:48:02Might as well expose her to the act.
00:48:04Mark, I just want to say thank you for trusting me, sir.
00:48:09I just got handed the conversion papers.
00:48:11James, listen carefully.
00:48:13Your promotion is suspended.
00:48:21Uh, what, Mark?
00:48:23No, no, you just gave me the promotion papers.
00:48:25Why would you suspend it immediately?
00:48:27I only had Ham bring the papers over for storage.
00:48:30I never authorized anything.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:35Yeah, I got it.
00:48:36I will be there shortly.
00:48:39Stay where you are.
00:48:40Yes, sir.
00:48:41What happened with Mark?
00:48:43Why is your promotion getting suspended?
00:48:46Ugh, please, God, no more drama.
00:48:48I mean, this is all her fault.
00:48:49No, no, Mark is on his way here right now to tell me in person.
00:48:55Well, like I said, Mark won't promote you without me authorizing it.
00:49:00Hey, no, just shut up, Caroline.
00:49:01Mark wouldn't be making a personal appearance if he didn't respect my dad.
00:49:07Exactly.
00:49:08James was the star auxiliary officer.
00:49:11And the commissioner asked ourselves to come in here for a special surprise.
00:49:18So he will get promoted.
00:49:22Don't get ahead of yourselves.
00:49:24I told Mark to come.
00:49:25Believe it or not, everything in this world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:29Stop talking about it.
00:49:31When Mark gets you, I'll arrest you in front of him.
00:49:33You're done.
00:49:35Dad, it's been an hour.
00:49:36I mean, who is the commissioner anyways?
00:49:38And what is this big surprise?
00:49:40The answer to both of those questions is me.
00:49:48You?
00:49:49Caroline?
00:49:51Stop the act already.
00:49:52I'm not coming back to you.
00:49:55I mean, stop dreaming, Caroline.
00:49:58The commissioner is a renowned internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:50:01The mayor kisses her ass.
00:50:04I married you because you seem sweet and innocent.
00:50:06But the reality is, you're one of the most deranged bitches I've ever met in my life.
00:50:12And you'll make a very nice addition to Skid Row.
00:50:14Oh, poor little Caroline.
00:50:19She can't accept the fact that I'm a better woman than her.
00:50:26I guess her shock must have broken her.
00:50:29That's why she's acting so crazy.
00:50:32All right.
00:50:33You clearly don't buy it.
00:50:35Go ahead and call Mark.
00:50:39Oh, Commissioner Caroline.
00:50:41Should I bow out of your feet right now?
00:50:46Walk faster.
00:50:47Let's not keep Caroline waiting.
00:50:48So, Commissioner, what's the order?
00:50:51Are you going to have Mark fire me on the spot?
00:50:53Yeah, are you going to get me kicked out of prep school, too?
00:50:56Ooh, I'm dying, you know.
00:50:59What about me, Commissioner?
00:51:01What is my punishment?
00:51:04Enjoy your little show while you can.
00:51:07When Mark gets here, it's over.
00:51:09Ooh.
00:51:11Ooh, I can't wait.
00:51:13James, get your ass out here now.
00:51:19What the hell is going on?
00:51:22Sir, where's the commission?
00:51:23I was going to escort you guys in.
00:51:32Are you okay?
00:51:33He didn't hurt you, did he?
00:51:36Hey, no, I'm fine.
00:51:41Why is she acting so cozy with the director?
00:51:44Is she his side piece or something?
00:51:46Hey, you shut that hole in your face.
00:51:48This is the commissioner's swearing-in ceremony.
00:51:51Show some goddamn respect.
00:51:54No, no, no, no, Mark, Mark.
00:51:55You got it all wrong.
00:51:56She's got the fake uniform and badge.
00:51:58She's impersonating the commissioner, and we were just about to arrest her.
00:52:02Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:52:05You're going to arrest Caroline?
00:52:07She means everything to me.
00:52:09You lay a finger on her, and I will destroy you.
00:52:13Why do you care about so much?
00:52:16You two are sleeping together, aren't you?
00:52:21You watch your mouth, boy.
00:52:24I told you when he arrived, you'd be finished.
00:52:28Dad, Caroline's been cheating on you with the director this whole time,
00:52:31but she's still trying to gaslight and guilt trip you about Mom?
00:52:34You're right.
00:52:35It looks like the cleaning lady found herself a sugar daddy.
00:52:38A cheating scumbag and an ungrateful brat.
00:52:41You have abused Caroline for five years,
00:52:44and today I'm going to make you pay for it.
00:52:47Wait, Mark, this is a personal problem between me and her.
00:52:50You cannot abuse your power to help her.
00:52:52Fine then.
00:52:53Yeah, let's do official business first.
00:52:55Hand me that promotion paper.
00:53:01James, as director of the LAPD,
00:53:06I hereby revoke your promotion effective immediately.
00:53:14You are abusing your power.
00:53:16You do not have the authority to do this.
00:53:18Chief, aren't you going to say something?
00:53:20Hey, Mark, he's right.
00:53:23A committee made this decision,
00:53:25and you don't have the power to override it.
00:53:28The commissioner delegated me.
00:53:31And Collins, back off James' case,
00:53:34or I'll have you answer to the commissioner yourself.
00:53:36How's that?
00:53:39Chief, aren't you going to help me?
00:53:42I'm sorry, James.
00:53:43There's nothing I can do.
00:53:45He's got the backing of the commissioner,
00:53:47and you may have barked up the wrong tree on this one.
00:53:52I have to go.
00:54:00Caroline, you fucking bitch.
00:54:02Seducing older men and calling me the cheater?
00:54:05No wonder you wanted that divorce so quick.
00:54:07You found yourself a sugar daddy.
00:54:09Wow, all these years acting all warm and righteous,
00:54:12but really you were just a snake all along, huh?
00:54:15You were quite the actress, Caroline.
00:54:19Acting all hurt when James dumped you.
00:54:21But you were already sleeping your way to the top.
00:54:25All makes sense now.
00:54:28Mark's side piece gets special treatment.
00:54:31Exactly.
00:54:32Mark wouldn't protect her from nothing.
00:54:35My relationship with Mark is none of your business.
00:54:38None of my business?
00:54:40We were married for five years,
00:54:41and you call me the cheater?
00:54:43This guy's old enough to be your father.
00:54:45I guess you'll just sleep with anything
00:54:47that's old and has authority.
00:54:49James!
00:54:50You watch your fucking mouth,
00:54:53or I will beat you fucking senseless.
00:54:56What?
00:54:57Hierarchy aside,
00:54:58you've been wooded for 20 years.
00:55:00But I guess you found yourself a sugar baby.
00:55:02Congratulations.
00:55:05God damn, that felt good.
00:55:09Everybody look.
00:55:10He's hitting me to cover up for his mistress.
00:55:14Definitely reporting this to the commissioner.
00:55:16I'm warning you.
00:55:17You say one more word to slander my daughter,
00:55:21and I swear by God,
00:55:22it's funny.
00:55:22Jesus,
00:55:23I will have every officer here use you for fucking target practice.
00:55:27Your daughter?
00:55:33I thought of my fucking ass.
00:55:36More like daddy's little side piece.
00:55:39Mark, if she was really your daughter,
00:55:41why don't you have the same last name?
00:55:43And Caroline,
00:55:43I mean,
00:55:44we were married for five years,
00:55:46and you never once talked about your father.
00:55:47And now he shows up,
00:55:49and he's the director of the LAPD?
00:55:52What kind of shit show are you running here?
00:55:55Dude, I've known Mark forever.
00:55:56He's never mentioned anything about a daughter.
00:55:59Something smells as fishy as seven-day-old tuna here.
00:56:02Who says I have to take my father's last name?
00:56:05It's the 21st century.
00:56:07I took my mom so wide.
00:56:09Spare me the bullshit.
00:56:10You've been screwing this old fucker Bahama back this entire time.
00:56:13I bet you couldn't wait to dump me
00:56:15so you can go play house with daddy.
00:56:17Dad's right.
00:56:18You only married him to cover up your nasty little affair.
00:56:21You played us all.
00:56:22I am so sick and tired of this horse shit.
00:56:26Throw these losers out on their asses.
00:56:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:29You cannot throw us out like garbage.
00:56:31The commissioner invited us here herself.
00:56:34I'm gonna get that promotion,
00:56:35and your asses are gonna be in a shitload of shit.
00:56:38I'm sorry,
00:56:39are you still dreaming about that promotion?
00:56:41It's time to wake up.
00:56:44The commissioner already promised James his badge.
00:56:49So when she gets here,
00:56:50we will tell her all about your sick little relationship.
00:56:56Thank you for reminding me.
00:56:59The commissioner did want you to have this,
00:57:01and I personally made some adjustments myself for your situation.
00:57:06Dad, these must be your promotion papers.
00:57:09They're gonna be sergeant.
00:57:10Honey, congrats.
00:57:14Please remember what you promised me.
00:57:16Oh, well, I always keep my promises.
00:57:19Okay, well, come on already.
00:57:20Open them.
00:57:20Okay, wait, wait.
00:57:24What the actual fuck?
00:57:26Termination notice.
00:57:29What kind of show is it?
00:57:32Kyle, you did this.
00:57:34You backstabbing bitch.
00:57:35I told you before, you're fired, asshole.
00:57:38Effective immediately.
00:57:40Boss, come on.
00:57:41Mark, please, please.
00:57:43You know, I've worked my ass off for the last five years.
00:57:47I'm a good cop.
00:57:48The commissioner wouldn't throw me out like this.
00:57:51Caroline is pulling strings, and you're letting her get away with it.
00:57:54You cheated on your wife and embarrassed the entire department.
00:57:57You broke every rule in the book.
00:58:00I'm letting you off easy.
00:58:02Getting canned?
00:58:03I mean, come on, that's the least you deserve.
00:58:05Deserve?
00:58:08I'm reporting both your asses to the commissioner.
00:58:10I want to talk to the commissioner right fucking now!
00:58:13Regardless of what the commissioner says.
00:58:16I am director of the LAPD, and I am telling you, James.
00:58:21You're fucking fired.
00:58:23How many times do I have to tell you to take the trash out?
00:58:26No, no, no.
00:58:26This is an abuse of power!
00:58:29No, no!
00:58:29You can't just...
00:58:29I gave my promotion!
00:58:30I want to talk to the commissioner!
00:58:33I want my revolution!
00:58:34You still buying my daughter a scout?
00:58:35Give me...
00:58:43Well, all this is settled for now, but knowing that piece of shit, he's not going to give
00:58:47up that easy.
00:58:49I'm being generous, just firing him.
00:58:51If he doesn't let it go, then I'll escalate the case.
00:58:58This is all your fault!
00:59:00You stupid bitch!
00:59:01If I hadn't been seduced by you, I would still have my job!
00:59:05Dad!
00:59:05Dad!
00:59:06Stop!
00:59:07You're going to kill Mom!
00:59:08Please!
00:59:09You're...
00:59:10I...
00:59:11Please!
00:59:15I just lost my job!
00:59:16What am I going to do?
00:59:17I'm going to be homeless again!
00:59:19Oh, baby!
00:59:20But you know I love you so much!
00:59:23It has to be Caroline!
00:59:25She's...
00:59:25She's completely destroying us!
00:59:27That's true, Dad.
00:59:28We just need to find the commissioner and tell her about this whole situation, and that's
00:59:32the only way we can get revenge and get our life back.
00:59:34But we don't even know her last name!
00:59:36How are we going to do that?
00:59:40Wait a minute.
00:59:41I know who could help us.
00:59:43Miss Lane!
00:59:44The mayor's wife!
00:59:48What are you talking about?
00:59:50The mayor!
00:59:51William Kane's birthday is in two days!
00:59:54And Miss Lane is throwing this huge party!
00:59:57The commissioner is going to be there!
01:00:00We're going to crush the party, and we're going to tell her all about this little two!
01:00:05Holy shit, Mom!
01:00:06That's brilliant!
01:00:07And then when the commissioner finds out about all of this, Dad will get his job back
01:00:10and get promoted to sergeant!
01:00:12Exactly!
01:00:14Marilyn, I love you.
01:00:15I am so sorry for choking you, but you helped me get my job back, and I promise I'll make
01:00:19it up to you big time.
01:00:20We're family, James.
01:00:22I would do anything for you.
01:00:26God, I love you.
01:00:28Love?
01:00:29Please.
01:00:30More like I need access to that bank account to cover my debts.
01:00:38Who's that?
01:00:39Hello?
01:00:40Is this Jenna Smith?
01:00:41Yeah, that's me.
01:00:42Miss Smith, I regret to tell you that your stepmothers hold in tuition payments.
01:00:48Unfortunately, we have to let your placement go.
01:00:51Wait, tuition?
01:00:52I thought I had a full scholarship.
01:00:54You can't just kick me out.
01:00:55Oh, no.
01:00:57No.
01:00:57I'm sorry.
01:00:59That was a white lie.
01:01:01Miss Carolyn Johnson offered to pay double tuition to get you enrolled.
01:01:05Without that, you actually aren't quite qualified to attend.
01:01:14They just kicked me out.
01:01:16This is the worst day ever.
01:01:17No, no, no, no.
01:01:18Don't cry, baby girl.
01:01:19No, no, look.
01:01:20There's got to be a mistake.
01:01:22I mean, she's just a cleaning lady.
01:01:24How does she need to have money for tuition?
01:01:25It's got to be Caroline fucking with us again.
01:01:28We've got to nail these bastards so it's before they completely destroy us.
01:01:32What do we do?
01:01:33I want to just make it home from now.
01:01:35I'm going to figure it out.
01:01:36I promise.
01:01:36Let's go.
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:45Jesus.
01:01:46What are you guys doing in my room?
01:01:48Sweetheart, it's okay.
01:01:49We just want to make sure nobody ever messes with you ever again.
01:01:52And from now on, I'm assigning bodyguard protection 24-7.
01:01:57Dad, come on.
01:01:58I don't need babysitters.
01:01:59This is all my fault.
01:02:02I wasn't there for you when you needed me.
01:02:05And that's why James hurt you.
01:02:06And I swear I will never let that happen again.
01:02:09Look, Dad, look, I know that James hurt me, but I can't live my life as a prisoner.
01:02:15Please.
01:02:16Caroline, please.
01:02:17Just, just...
01:02:18No, Dad.
01:02:18No.
01:02:19I am going to the mayor's birthday party tonight alone.
01:02:22No bodyguards.
01:02:24Caroline.
01:02:25No.
01:02:27Caroline, wait.
01:02:38This is my house.
01:02:39You can't just take it from me.
01:02:44Well, at least tell me what the fuck is going on.
01:02:46James Smith, right?
01:02:48Your medical bills and credit cards are way past their due date.
01:02:51Bankhead has come to seize the property, so yeah, you can pack your stuff and get lost.
01:02:56No, you have it wrong.
01:02:57Those are my ex-wives that said they're not mine.
01:03:00Funny, because your name is all over the bills here.
01:03:05Looks like you're a saint of an ex-wife's been covering your ass for the last five years.
01:03:09Looks like the gravy train's finally come to a screeching halt.
01:03:12Choo-choo.
01:03:17Jesus Christ.
01:03:19What's up with all these bills?
01:03:21Is that why you came back to me?
01:03:23I had no idea.
01:03:24Caroline was covering for me.
01:03:26Dad, you lost your job in our house?
01:03:28We're going to be homeless.
01:03:29We're not going to be homeless.
01:03:30I did not sign up to be broke and homeless with you, James.
01:03:36I'm out.
01:03:38Mom?
01:03:41I'm out.
01:03:44Mom, you can't leave us again.
01:03:46Please.
01:03:46Babe, please, please.
01:03:47We used to have the mayor's party.
01:03:49We will rat Caroline and mark out to the mayor.
01:03:51I'll be back on the force.
01:03:52Everything will be fine.
01:03:53Mom, just give Dad one more shot.
01:03:55Fine.
01:03:56Last chance.
01:03:58But if you don't figure out your shit, I'm done for good.
01:04:12Caroline, I am so thrilled that you can make it.
01:04:16And thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything that you've done for the last
01:04:2010 years.
01:04:21I know it wasn't easy.
01:04:22You were my guest of honor tonight.
01:04:24You're too kind, sir.
01:04:25It's an honor to serve my country.
01:04:27Just doing my job.
01:04:29You know, there's a lot of people from City Hall here.
01:04:32It would be my pleasure to introduce you.
01:04:34I don't want to divulge into politics, but please enjoy your evening with your guests.
01:04:39Very well, then.
01:04:40I'll be around if you need me.
01:04:42Anything.
01:04:43Thank you, sir.
01:04:44And happy birthday.
01:04:46Right this way, Commissioner.
01:04:56Oh, my God.
01:04:59Jesus, this place is insane.
01:05:00As long as the Commissioner's here, I am not finished yet.
01:05:03James, Miss Lane loves me.
01:05:06I've been kissing her ass for years now, so she'll get us in front of the Commissioner.
01:05:11No problem.
01:05:22Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:26Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:30You bitch.
01:05:31You ruined our lives yesterday, yet you had the nerve to show up here.
01:05:34Still can't get over my man, you pathetic little whore.
01:05:40Makes me sick even looking at you.
01:05:43Oh, stop flattering yourself.
01:05:45I don't need your permission to be here.
01:05:47I was invited.
01:05:49I was invited.
01:05:49Invited?
01:05:50You?
01:05:51This is Mr. Lane's party, and we are VIP guests.
01:05:56The Commissioner will be here, too.
01:05:57My dad is going to report you and Mark.
01:06:00Let's see if the Commissioner takes you seriously.
01:06:02We know the Mayor's wife personally.
01:06:05She will believe us.
01:06:07Funny.
01:06:08So do I.
01:06:09Let's see how you plan on reporting me.
01:06:11Listen, Caroline, I do not care if you're Mark's mistress or his daughter.
01:06:14He cannot protect you if he's not here.
01:06:16Don't waste your breath, James.
01:06:19Come on.
01:06:20Miss Lane's waiting.
01:06:31All right, guys.
01:06:31The Commissioner's going to be here, so we have to find her now.
01:06:34James, may I see your invitation, please?
01:06:38May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:43Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's guest.
01:06:45She specifically emphasized we should take excellent care of you.
01:06:50James, when Miss Lane arrives, she'll introduce you to the Commissioner.
01:07:08Hey, show me your invitation.
01:07:13Oh, my goodness.
01:07:16The Mayor's VIP guest.
01:07:18Right this way.
01:07:20I added a janitor to get on the Mayor's radar.
01:07:22And a VIP guest.
01:07:24She's sleeping with Mark.
01:07:26He obviously gave her that invitation.
01:07:29Absolutely.
01:07:30We have to get the slut out of here before she ruins the whole party.
01:07:33Listen, you cannot let her in.
01:07:35She's my ex-wife, and she's crazy.
01:07:37Just a janitor.
01:07:38She would never make it on the invitation for the Mayor.
01:07:40Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
01:07:42And you are Mrs. Lane's VIP guest, so I'm going to follow their lead.
01:07:48Ma'am, you don't belong here.
01:07:51Please leave.
01:07:54I would be very careful, miss.
01:07:56The Mayor will be furious if you bounce his VIP guest.
01:07:59Caroline, enough.
01:08:00Just because you're sleeping with Mark does not make you untouchable, and now what?
01:08:04You're just cozying up to the Mayor?
01:08:06Get out before you're thrown out.
01:08:08You better back down before I lose my temper.
01:08:10I will not go easy on you this time.
01:08:12Stop the act.
01:08:14Mark's not here to protect you.
01:08:16We're going to report you and Mark to the Commissioner.
01:08:21I am the Commissioner, and I'm not going to tell you again.
01:08:25You're still acting?
01:08:27Well, everybody here is a cop.
01:08:29Do you guys recognize her?
01:08:30No.
01:08:31I don't recognize her at all.
01:08:33Never seen her before.
01:08:34I've been undercover for 10 years.
01:08:37Of course, no one from HQ recognizes me.
01:08:39Go ahead, ask the Mayor.
01:08:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:08:43I'm going to have time for this, okay?
01:08:45Enough of these childish games, all right?
01:08:46You're just Mark's side piece.
01:08:48That's the only reason that you are not locked up right now.
01:08:51Mark's mistress?
01:08:52Such a big age gap.
01:08:54Gross.
01:08:54If the Commissioner finds out, she'll definitely fire Mark.
01:08:58She is just my crazy ex-stepmom.
01:09:00She got my dad fired, and now she's following him here to harass him.
01:09:04She's an absolute psycho.
01:09:08James is remarrying me very soon so stop chasing him or people will start calling you the home
01:09:18record I think we both know who the home record is here don't listen to her mom she is just
01:09:26bitter
01:09:26that we're a happy family again a total gold digger you destroyed my promotion yesterday and
01:09:32what you came here to ruin the party too I have had it with you in my life throw her
01:09:36out now
01:09:40you do not work for them okay you work for the mayor if you do anything that these clowns tell
01:09:45you to do you're out of a job do it kick her out I will deal with any problems don't
01:09:54where are miss lane's people cross us and you cross her I suggest you be very smart about this
01:10:04all right ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to leave hi William I look I'm so sorry to
01:10:10bother you but
01:10:11there's been a bit of a situation um I'm in the banquet hall I need you to come here right
01:10:17away
01:10:19wait she knows the mayor personally is she actually
01:10:27are you kidding me she's just a janitor Caroline sweetie just go we'll let this slide
01:10:34Mark is not going in here to protect you and save you tonight the mayor's on his way it's time
01:10:41to put
01:10:41this list only mr. Lane's VIP guests get his personal attention her status must be extraordinary
01:10:48wait in LA the only person who gets his reception is the commissioner what could she really be the
01:10:56commissioner I guess it makes sense no one can recognize her been undercover this whole time
01:11:01do not buy her lies she doesn't know mr. Lane the mayor's gonna personally throw out this fraud when
01:11:06he gets here keep talking James in about two minutes you're gonna be eating those wounds I don't have
01:11:11time for this nonsense throw her out now or I'll arrest you too don't you dare touch me unless you
01:11:17want to
01:11:18lose your jobs stop embarrassing yourself Caroline James replaced you with me because you were just a
01:11:28worthless cleaning lady nothing more than that I've shown you a lot of mercy but look at me if you
01:11:38keep pushing me it's over I'm gonna destroy every single one of you yeah Mark is not here to protect
01:11:45you time to put you where you belong now take this trash out to the streets you're digging your own
01:11:51grief James this is your last chance I'm warning you stop me all right I guess we'll see what happens
01:12:07what the hell are you people doing
01:12:12oh mr. Lane this imposter was causing chaos at your event she's claiming to be the commissioner
01:12:17absolutely ridiculous imposter yes sir she even had the audacity to claim she's your VIP guest
01:12:24absolutely ridiculous thankfully mr. Smith here he exposed her in just in the nick of time
01:12:31otherwise she just slipped into your banquet right
01:12:40so you must be Caroline's ex-husband
01:12:45nice to meet you mr. Lane
01:12:50sir I I am we were invited by your wife mrs. Lane so you're the one who wanted to throw
01:12:56Caroline out
01:12:57that's right just want to make sure everything goes orderly on your big night she's just a cleaning lady
01:13:02and we just went through a messy divorce so her mental health is all over the place she keeps rambling
01:13:07on and on about being the new police commissioner but don't worry sir I am on your side and I
01:13:13won't let
01:13:14her ruin your night
01:13:21don't you ever just respect Caroline like that
01:13:25why would you hit me I'm friends with mrs. Lane I don't care who you claim to be
01:13:31friends with this is somebody that I look up to and you don't deserve to call
01:13:37yourself an officer of the law you are absolutely freaking clueless
01:13:44commissioner I'm terribly sorry this is on me my people let you down
01:13:49it's fine what the fuck she's that actual commissioner
01:13:57no no she was scrubbing toilets and signing divorce papers two days ago how could she be
01:14:02commissioner overnight no no this is crazy I thought she was Mark's mistress just a
01:14:06cheating bitch but she's actually Mark's daughter
01:14:11oh fuck me he called her commissioner and I just tried to humiliate her I'm dead I'm so fucking dead
01:14:20holy shit thank god we stayed out of this we cannot afford to cross the commissioner
01:14:23poor bastard he tried to divorce the commissioner and throw her out he's done for
01:14:29mm-hmm so James you said that you wanted to wrap my father and I out to the commissioner
01:14:38here I am anything you want to say no no no this this can't be real but she seems so
01:14:45young
01:14:46honestly she doesn't even look like a police commissioner are you questioning the mayor of Los
01:14:52D'Angeles no no sir of course not it's just that no one here has ever seen the commissioner before
01:14:58and you're the only one confirming it we had no idea okay well everybody listen very carefully
01:15:05I hired Caroline to work as a janitor at the precincts to secretly investigate and root out
01:15:12corruption on the police force her status was top secret which is why
01:15:18I just pissed off the commissioner
01:15:21yes you did and you're fired get this piece of shit out of here you're sneaking up my party
01:15:26no no it's too late please I didn't know I didn't know
01:15:30shut up you party pooper please
01:15:37all right you're next assholes
01:15:41Caroline
01:15:43wow I did not know that you were the commissioner
01:15:46why would you keep such a big secret from your husband babe
01:15:51babe no the dirty stinking janitor was actually the commissioner and I got her kicked out of our house
01:15:57it was you wow maybe it was god orchestrating this
01:16:07we're meant to be in each other's life no god doesn't waste time on trash like you
01:16:13it was all me the police job I got that for you the prep school that was through my donations
01:16:24so you really did take care of us all those years
01:16:34my ivy league dreams are crushed oh come on be real jenna you were never smart enough for the ivy
01:16:40leagues
01:16:42oh Caroline look had I known you did all this stuff for us I never would have betrayed you like
01:16:47that
01:16:48Marilyn abandoned you when you hit rock bottom I saved you
01:16:52you cheated on me and you betrayed me god you're a real piece of work james you two belong with
01:17:00each
01:17:00other oh so you were behind the promotion
01:17:05oh now he's catching on but you know what thank you for showing me your true colors and kicking me
01:17:11out
01:17:11my father was right about you you never loved me you never respected me you were using me all
01:17:18because you thought I was a cleaning lady no no it wasn't it was not that at all okay I
01:17:23thought
01:17:23it was your debt and I didn't want to drag jenna down no those were your bills which I kindly
01:17:30paid
01:17:30every single month I treated you pretty damn well james you threw it all out it's just not my
01:17:37problem anymore dad the bills our house ruined everything shut up okay Marilyn was the one that
01:17:45forced me to leave Caroline so blame her excuse me I am to blame I helped you to get rid
01:17:55of Caroline
01:17:56because you asked me to don't put this on me shut the fuck up I would not be in this
01:18:03mess if it
01:18:04weren't for you thanks to you I'm jobless and I'm going to be homeless again Caroline babe look I know
01:18:10I messed up but could you give me one more chance and let's get back together I love you
01:18:16so now you love me that's funny james
01:18:20absolutely look look I I am so sorry you hid everything from me I had no idea that you did
01:18:27all this for us like it's kind of not fair to me because I mean don't you see I mean
01:18:33had I known I
01:18:34never would have done hey hey james I am standing right here you know you're getting back with her
01:18:41in front of me what was all of that lovey-dovey shit what you just said a few hours ago
01:18:48dad you
01:18:49said we were family you can't just we were together for five years okay let me make this up to
01:18:55you I
01:18:56will finally treat you like the queen that you are there is no we anymore james that died the second
01:19:02that you cheated on me and kicked me to the curb
01:19:07Karen they're taking the house without you jenna and I will be on the streets and I can't go back
01:19:11to that life please mom I know I made some mistakes but I am still your little girl
01:19:15you know I want to go to school I don't want to sleep on the sidewalk and just give me
01:19:19one more
01:19:19chance I promise I will be your loyal daughter now jenna I think you forgot something you said that
01:19:25I'm not your mother remember I'm just getting in the way of you and your real family
01:19:29that's your mom so beg her instead no I'm so sorry I was so wrong you are my mom I
01:19:36I can't be
01:19:36the laughing stock at school it will ruin me well you ruined yourself kid you knew that your father
01:19:43was cheating on me and you never said anything you never defended me once so I'm done with you all
01:19:48of
01:19:48you no no mom I'm sorry I know I was wrong and I'm so sorry just tell me anything I
01:19:53will do it to make
01:19:54it's up to you jenna if your actions and your words don't line up you're not just lying to me
01:20:01you're lying to yourself
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