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The Last First Date
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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:06Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating apps?
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:01:00Perhaps simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10No, no, no.
00:01:32No, sorry I got over.
00:01:35So
00:01:39Real just makes me jealous
00:01:51Breakup
00:01:59Yep
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:06Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:16Ouch
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink
00:02:22And you can tell me about it
00:02:25Okay
00:02:28That's all that says is an invitation for something more
00:02:31Oh, of course not
00:02:33I would never take advantage
00:02:37Now, I'll have two more of whatever she was having
00:02:49It's a heartbreak
00:02:52Of finding true love
00:02:53What Bearing
00:04:39Food there.
00:04:41I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:52Um...
00:04:54We didn't...
00:04:55You know...
00:04:56With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:04Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:06Oh, thank God.
00:05:09Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr. Wright.
00:05:20Wright.
00:05:22Jake.
00:05:24Wright, how can I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:58Oh, sorry. I...
00:06:00Wait, I...
00:06:01I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:05I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:08I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:11Sorry, I...
00:06:13I get a little flirty...
00:06:15When I'm drunk.
00:06:17Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:20By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
00:06:25Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:27Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:28Especially that one. I mean, even the name...
00:06:31Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:36Because...
00:06:36I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:01I didn't press charges.
00:07:03Because you love me?
00:07:05I care for you. But no.
00:07:08I don't love you.
00:07:09We created an incredible app.
00:07:12Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:16Take care, please.
00:07:20Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:25Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:29Forever.
00:07:31All.
00:07:32Mine.
00:07:40What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:42Can we please just talk?
00:07:45I want my best friend back.
00:07:48Well, too damn bad.
00:07:49I don't want to hear it.
00:07:50Now, please, can you go?
00:07:51Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:56Reasonable?
00:07:58Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:08Lily, stop.
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Stop.
00:08:12I love you and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:17It's okay.
00:08:20Hey, Lily.
00:08:21Lily.
00:08:22Lily, I want you to be in love and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:30What is that?
00:08:40What?
00:08:43That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:00Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match and recognized love on the
00:09:09seventh date.
00:09:10So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:15That's right.
00:09:16And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:25Love Swipe.
00:09:26That's perfect.
00:09:27Thank you for your time.
00:09:28Now I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:41How are the eggs?
00:09:42You fucking date raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:46You fucking date raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:52I never want to see you again!
00:09:59I need a drink.
00:10:02Mr. Wright?
00:10:04You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:07Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:25And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:33I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:35And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:39But, just in case...
00:10:41Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:43All set, boss. Cameras in every room.
00:10:47Perfect.
00:10:49It's time for the contingency.
00:10:59The last three years of my life led to this.
00:11:05I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:07I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:11Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
00:11:25I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:28I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:33Life's a dream.
00:11:34Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:37She's right, Lily. This app is different.
00:11:40Are you even listening to yourself? You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:44Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:46No! If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:55Lily, this is serendipity!
00:11:58What is?
00:11:59Love Swipe. It just released a new update.
00:12:01Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:03You're trying it.
00:12:04No the hell I'm not. Give me that back!
00:12:07You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:13Fine. Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never
00:12:17forgive you.
00:12:31You can't pee.
00:12:34Well, the app doesn't lie. I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:41This is the guy who date-raped me!
00:12:43What?
00:12:44Here's the plan. So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you
00:12:49stalk him, okay?
00:12:51I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:53What?
00:12:57Dustin?
00:12:58Find out everything you can.
00:13:03I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:07Then I'm going to tear you apart!
00:13:14Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:27Come on.
00:13:43Lily, you idiot!
00:13:53Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:13:57I'm so, so sorry.
00:13:59I...
00:14:00Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:06I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:08You should know that.
00:14:09I'm really glad you came.
00:14:12Shall we?
00:14:23Okay, come on.
00:14:30Well done, Dustin.
00:14:33She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:35This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:43Let the games begin.
00:14:48Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:53May I?
00:14:55Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:58When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:03at school.
00:15:04And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:06So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:10So I just make a run for it.
00:15:14When, uh...
00:15:15You beat yourself?
00:15:17Oh, I wish.
00:15:18I wish.
00:15:20I wish.
00:15:20That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:23Oh, no!
00:15:24Yup.
00:15:25So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:28Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:31And I cried.
00:15:32A lot.
00:15:33It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:36Yeah.
00:15:38Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:15:42I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:47Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:50I got it.
00:15:51When I was 13...
00:15:53Oh.
00:15:53It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:15:56My sister?
00:15:57Hmm?
00:15:58Camilla?
00:15:58She's not a part of the story.
00:15:59No, not Camilla.
00:16:00Doreen.
00:16:05I'm so sorry.
00:16:07I have to go.
00:16:21It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:35I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:39What was I thinking?
00:16:47Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55What is he doing here?
00:16:58Lily, it's me.
00:17:00Go away, Jake.
00:17:01Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:04I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:07This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:09I hate dating apps.
00:17:11They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:14I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:17If we just-
00:17:17Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:24Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:30What did you say?
00:17:32I said I believe in love.
00:17:36But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:41I'm sorry.
00:17:42Doreen.
00:17:43Doreen.
00:17:45Doreen.
00:17:47Doreen.
00:17:50No.
00:17:59My sister Doreen and I were really close.
00:18:07One day when we were little I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:15and she attempted to save me
00:18:20but I couldn't save her
00:18:25I've never told anyone but my family that
00:18:36I'm so sorry
00:18:41I never had any siblings
00:18:44but I had a younger cousin
00:18:46and two months before he turned 11
00:18:51and he got diagnosed with her
00:18:57he didn't make it to his birthday
00:19:00I'm so sorry that happened to you Jake
00:19:06thank you
00:19:10for sharing your past with me
00:19:14thank you
00:19:16for listening to mine
00:19:31no
00:19:41let's see how they handle date number two
00:19:49all right let's go and warm up those bodies
00:19:51getting the body moving
00:19:53feeling good
00:19:55wait are you
00:19:58are you promoting the app
00:20:03am I on camera
00:20:05nope I'm just a guy on a date
00:20:09what you talking about Jake
00:20:11I don't know I've never met this woman in my life
00:20:14oh come on you're the love swipe guy
00:20:19love swipe guy
00:20:21what have you got to do with the app
00:20:22absolutely nothing at all
00:20:24what no you're the bit
00:20:30gosh I'm so sorry
00:20:32I totally had the wrong person
00:20:35let's dance
00:20:36you think you can handle that
00:20:38um yeah oh yeah
00:20:40oh yeah I hear me
00:20:40this is it
00:20:42mama
00:20:42you're being stiff
00:20:44see oh I'm kind of better than you
00:20:46I don't think you are
00:20:47you're a little stiff
00:20:48uh oh you're doing it wrong
00:20:50come in
00:20:51come in
00:20:53whoa
00:21:16damn your charming willingness to fail Jake Wright
00:21:19let's see you squeeze out of the truth
00:21:22in date number three
00:21:31admit your greatest failure
00:21:35you're gonna think I'm a loser
00:21:38I would never
00:21:41okay
00:21:42here goes
00:21:45I dropped out of law school
00:21:47I was really good at it but
00:21:49this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm
00:21:52and
00:21:55they were horrible to me
00:21:58I never went back to school that fall
00:22:02I gave up on my dream
00:22:04because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:07well I think that you should try again
00:22:10I bet you'd be good at it
00:22:12and I think you'd look pretty good
00:22:13in a power pants suit
00:22:18what about you?
00:22:22oh
00:22:23you know I
00:22:24I was just
00:22:26fired
00:22:27rather dramatically
00:22:28from a major
00:22:30social media company
00:22:32right as it was getting huge
00:22:34so yeah
00:22:36so you work in tech?
00:22:38yeah
00:22:40yep
00:22:40I work in tech
00:22:44why did you
00:22:45want to become a lawyer?
00:22:47ask Jake
00:22:47what he does for a living
00:22:49what do you do for a living?
00:22:52I told you
00:22:53I'm in tech
00:22:54okay
00:22:54but what does that mean?
00:22:56tell the truth
00:22:59I work in uh
00:23:05for a startup
00:23:06very
00:23:07secret
00:23:08startup
00:23:09unfortunately
00:23:10I
00:23:11wish I could say more
00:23:12but I signed an NDA
00:23:13so I just
00:23:14oh
00:23:15I
00:23:16I totally understand
00:23:17can you promise me something?
00:23:21don't ever lie to me
00:23:24please
00:23:25please
00:23:25I promise
00:23:29what is happening?
00:23:31why don't I have cameras
00:23:32in the restaurant?
00:23:34I need to see Jake
00:23:36get what's coming to him
00:23:37maybe a little pain is in order
00:23:38Dustin
00:23:39you're up
00:23:42alright you two
00:23:43I'm Master
00:23:45Allison
00:23:45and I'll be instructing you today
00:23:47first things first
00:23:48we're gonna get
00:23:49a feel for your training level
00:23:51let's do you first doll
00:23:52her name's Lily
00:23:54okay
00:23:55Lily doll
00:23:56let's see what you got
00:23:57do some one two combos
00:23:59something in
00:24:02yeah
00:24:02alright
00:24:03a little harder
00:24:04let's go
00:24:04alright
00:24:05yeah you can do it a little harder
00:24:06boom boom
00:24:07good
00:24:07good job
00:24:08alright next we're gonna test your reflexes
00:24:10hey
00:24:12that's enough
00:24:15you okay?
00:24:16yeah fine
00:24:16just
00:24:16there's something I should probably tell you
00:24:19alright next
00:24:19bud
00:24:20come here
00:24:20say
00:24:21ain't you that CEO of Tech guy?
00:24:25um
00:24:26no
00:24:27not me
00:24:28yeah your sexy ex-girlfriend
00:24:30beat your ass
00:24:31what
00:24:32what's he talking about Jake?
00:24:34I don't know
00:24:35but this guy needs a little
00:24:36some manners
00:24:41Jake!
00:24:42I promise you
00:24:43you don't need to do this
00:24:44nobody hits my girl
00:24:46and gets away with it
00:24:47you want me to go?
00:24:49maybe
00:24:50maybe
00:24:58you good?
00:25:00yeah
00:25:00I'm sorry
00:25:01can't protect you
00:25:04what's this guy's deal?
00:25:05I don't know
00:25:06I don't know but
00:25:07just stay here for a minute
00:25:08there's something I need to show you
00:25:09hey Lily wait
00:25:10he's crazy
00:25:18that was amazing
00:25:20I've been training for years
00:25:22it's really sweet
00:25:23you tried to protect me
00:25:24but next time
00:25:26ask if I need help
00:25:46let's get out of here
00:25:51let's get out of here
00:25:51date number four
00:25:59where's your bathroom
00:26:00it's just right there
00:26:12you know you didn't have to
00:26:13bring me home
00:26:16I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:26:17you're a trained fighter
00:26:18there's a lot of things I've told you
00:26:23there's a lot of things I'm going to show you
00:26:25oh yeah?
00:26:27like what?
00:26:47come here and I'll show you
00:26:48wait
00:26:50you're not
00:26:51I can't believe I am
00:27:04at all
00:27:07you're not
00:27:07I can't believe I know
00:27:09I can't believe I
00:27:12that's all
00:27:13you're a hybrid
00:27:14but I'm not
00:27:14I can't believe I
00:27:14get out of here
00:27:15I have to
00:27:15let's get out of here
00:27:15you're a hybrid
00:27:17you're new
00:27:18I can't get it so much
00:27:26You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:42It's yours.
00:27:45You can touch me.
00:27:59Hold on, hold on a second.
00:28:01It's okay.
00:28:03I want you.
00:28:06Please stop.
00:28:08What's wrong?
00:28:10I want you so much.
00:28:16I have to wait for the app.
00:28:19We have to wait for the app.
00:28:22Are you kidding?
00:28:23Screw that stupid app.
00:28:24Oh no.
00:28:28The app isn't stupid.
00:28:31I'm sorry.
00:28:32I really...
00:28:33I just think we should wait.
00:28:36Oh.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:41Fine.
00:28:43I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:50If...
00:28:51Oh, that was too damn close for comfort!
00:29:00I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:05It's time for the contingency.
00:29:22What the hell?
00:29:25Where is she?
00:29:27What are you talking about?
00:29:30Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:31Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:32I...
00:29:33Lily, please.
00:29:34Just tell me where she is.
00:29:36Okay?
00:29:36Don't lie to me.
00:29:37I will end things right here.
00:29:38I won't even be mad.
00:29:39I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:41I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:42I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:44I've been cheated on before.
00:29:45Tell me where she is.
00:29:47There's no one here.
00:29:48Who are you talking about?
00:29:49I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:29:56No.
00:29:58It was just here.
00:30:00What are you talking about?
00:30:02I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment, and they weren't selfies,
00:30:06so I know that you took them.
00:30:08I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:16You are the only person I want, naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:20Really?
00:30:21I swear it.
00:30:23I'm sorry.
00:30:25I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:26I just...
00:30:27I can't go through that again.
00:30:29You won't have to.
00:30:35I promise.
00:30:44What are you doing?
00:30:46I changed my mind.
00:30:48I want you.
00:30:50Right now.
00:30:51You won't have to.
00:30:55You won't have it.
00:30:57You won't have to.
00:30:58You won't have to.
00:30:59Baby, it's true.
00:31:02It's you.
00:31:04It's you.
00:31:05It's you.
00:31:06You, you, you.
00:31:14Oh, yeah.
00:31:26Jake, stop.
00:31:32Sorry.
00:31:35I'm sorry.
00:31:37I just...
00:31:37I really want to.
00:31:39It's just...
00:31:40I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:43And you know what?
00:31:46BuzzFive is working.
00:31:48I think we should wait.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:54We can wait.
00:31:56I would never want to pressure you.
00:31:59I promise.
00:32:05As soon as LoveSwipe gives us permission,
00:32:09you can have me.
00:32:12All of me.
00:32:42Oh, no.
00:32:43Oh, no.
00:32:45So he's definitely not a...
00:32:47A date rapist?
00:32:48No.
00:32:49I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:51He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:32:54You're sure you trust this guy?
00:32:56Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:32:59But yeah.
00:33:01Yeah, I do.
00:33:01What does he do for work?
00:33:03He's in tech.
00:33:06Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:08There...
00:33:09There's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:11Something you may...
00:33:12Not want to hear.
00:33:14What do you mean?
00:33:16What the...
00:33:17I wasn't originally talking about...
00:33:18I'm joking.
00:33:19Yeah, you're being an ass right now.
00:33:21I think Steve's small.
00:33:27Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:30I'm fine.
00:33:33Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:35Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:38Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:41I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:43and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:45My friends didn't tell him yet.
00:33:47You mean those two?
00:33:50Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:33:52They...
00:33:53Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:33:57Only because of that stupid app.
00:33:59Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:08Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:14What do you do for work?
00:34:16I'm in tech.
00:34:17I told you.
00:34:20My friends...
00:34:22They received an envelope with documents
00:34:25saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:30What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:32Please don't let him.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35I'm...
00:34:36I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:38But...
00:34:38That's because I trust you,
00:34:39and you have to promise
00:34:41not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:43Okay, I promise.
00:34:45I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:49I'm, uh...
00:34:52I started a...
00:34:57I started a nap.
00:35:00And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:03And I'm just...
00:35:04Poor app developer,
00:35:06looking for backing.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:10Do you believe me?
00:35:13Of course, I believe you.
00:35:15Just...
00:35:16Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:26Ow!
00:35:27Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:30Or she's gonna get it.
00:35:43So...
00:35:44What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:46Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:35:49Or...
00:35:49You're still a rich tech guy,
00:35:51but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy.
00:35:53All I can say is...
00:35:55If this app takes off,
00:35:57I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:35:59You got this.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:05Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:07That's so crazy.
00:36:07It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:10Actually, it's...
00:36:11Perceived intuition is...
00:36:13Machine learning.
00:36:15From thorough scraping of social media platforms.
00:36:18How do you know that?
00:36:21Just a guess.
00:36:23Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:24Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:27There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:32Do you feel the same?
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:35Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:38We should get out of here.
00:36:43I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:47Prepare for heartbreak.
00:36:50So, how does this work again?
00:36:53The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:36:59Nervous.
00:37:00But excited.
00:37:02That's it true.
00:37:04So you ready?
00:37:05Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:09Jake, are you sure?
00:37:11Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:14Ask about his job.
00:37:17So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:20Yes.
00:37:24What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:26Um, two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:35Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:38Yep, just like that.
00:37:42Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:46Well, um...
00:37:48Are you okay?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51Yep.
00:37:57There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:02I'm falling for you.
00:38:04And I trust you, okay?
00:38:08Okay.
00:38:17Okay.
00:38:20Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:22Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:27Nope.
00:38:33Why are you lying to me?
00:38:34I'm...
00:38:34I'm not.
00:38:35I'm not.
00:38:35I swear.
00:38:36I swear.
00:38:39Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:41I think so.
00:38:43And are you attracted to me?
00:38:47Yes.
00:38:49And are you ready to find true love?
00:38:51I...
00:38:53Yes.
00:38:54I'm ready to find love.
00:38:57Are you sure?
00:38:59Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:01Wait, what's...
00:39:02What's going on?
00:39:03You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:06Jake, I promise.
00:39:07I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:10Sorry, that's not the word.
00:39:12You said that you were ready for the real love.
00:39:16I'm sorry.
00:39:17I'm sorry.
00:39:18I'm sorry.
00:39:44You said that...
00:39:47I'm sorry.
00:39:48Yeah.
00:40:01So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:03Oh, no. Nothing.
00:40:06Um, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:11I... I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:17So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:40:24And, Jake, you were right.
00:40:29What do you mean?
00:40:30I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:33The app works, and I'm proof.
00:40:36I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:40Great. Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:44Well, what about you? Have you matched with anyone?
00:40:49Uh, yeah.
00:40:52Yeah? Okay. Tell me about her. Is she pretty?
00:40:58Honestly, it's...
00:41:00Things aren't going that well.
00:41:03Well, uh...
00:41:04You don't...
00:41:05You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault, because...
00:41:08I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:10You were right.
00:41:12All along, Jake.
00:41:16I just don't know anymore.
00:41:19Well...
00:41:21I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:27I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:30We really did make something special together.
00:41:43Okay, just because me and my match are having issues...
00:41:49I'm falling in love with her.
00:41:51And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:41:54I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:41:56I'm so sorry.
00:41:57You're...
00:41:58You're right.
00:41:58Again.
00:42:00You know, we're...
00:42:01In love with other people, and...
00:42:03I need to respect that.
00:42:06I'm sorry.
00:42:16We got you, Jake.
00:42:19Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:28I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:30All men are liars.
00:42:32And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:35I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:39I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:41Screw you, Tim.
00:42:53Five minutes ago?
00:42:55That asshole!
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:04All right.
00:43:06Lily.
00:43:07So good to see you.
00:43:09Okay, what's going on?
00:43:10Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:12No, of course not.
00:43:13Then where is she?
00:43:14Who?
00:43:17Don't gaslight me.
00:43:18I'm not crazy.
00:43:19I...
00:43:19I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:20Okay, I promise.
00:43:21I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:23Liar.
00:43:24You're lying to me.
00:43:25I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:27What video?
00:43:34No, no, no.
00:43:35This can't be happening again.
00:43:37Lily.
00:43:38Give me your phone.
00:43:41Just what I thought.
00:43:43No traditional trace malware.
00:43:45So it's not hacked?
00:43:49You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted.
00:43:54Because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:00Wait, what are you saying?
00:44:03That woman was my ex-girlfriend.
00:44:06And she is a brilliant coder and hacker, but also extremely unstable.
00:44:17But why was she here?
00:44:19Why were you kissing her?
00:44:21She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:26But then she...
00:44:28She kissed me.
00:44:30Just for a moment.
00:44:34But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:41That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:44:49Do you forgive me?
00:44:54You lied to me again.
00:44:57Take right.
00:44:57You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:02Lily, please stop.
00:45:04I'm sorry.
00:45:06Yeah.
00:45:07You are.
00:45:08Will I see you again?
00:45:09I don't know.
00:45:11All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:17Lily, wait.
00:45:20Lily!
00:45:24Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:30Now.
00:45:31It's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:40You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:45What?
00:45:47No!
00:45:51True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:45:57This can't be happening.
00:46:00Come on, Jake. Please pick up.
00:46:03Jake.
00:46:04Lily?
00:46:05I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:09See, man. Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:14Why are you saying that?
00:46:16Clearly we have some issues and if I'm being honest, I want a sexier woman who is super intelligent and
00:46:21ready for a real love.
00:46:22Jake, wait!
00:46:26I can't believe him!
00:46:31True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:35Alright, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:38Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:46:49You must be Lily.
00:46:51Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:46:56God damn!
00:46:58So, uh, Mitchell, was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:03Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:06Come again?
00:47:07Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:09Excuse me?
00:47:11I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:13No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:16Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:22Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs. You know what I mean?
00:47:26I think I made a mistake.
00:47:28Hey, wait.
00:47:31Tonight's the night. I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:35And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:39I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:42Hey, wait.
00:47:44Let go of my arm.
00:47:45Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:47:49I don't love you, I love Jake.
00:47:53I love Jake.
00:47:57And I need to go right now.
00:48:00Hey, not so fast.
00:48:05Get off me, you creep!
00:48:11Jake.
00:48:14No, Jake, wait.
00:48:17Jake.
00:48:18Jake, wait.
00:48:22Please.
00:48:23It's not what it seems.
00:48:25Really?
00:48:27Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:31Please, let me explain.
00:48:33Now there's nothing to explain.
00:48:35You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:39Lily.
00:48:40We were unmatched.
00:48:43I called you and you broke it off. You humiliated me.
00:48:47Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:48:50I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face.
00:48:55I'm not lying to you.
00:49:01Love's wife matched me with that stupid meat head.
00:49:04I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:07And when I saw him...
00:49:10When he kissed me...
00:49:14I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:18Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:24You're saying that all that happened today?
00:49:28That I called you and we unmatched and I broke up with you?
00:49:31Why would I lie about that?
00:49:34It's not safe.
00:49:35We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:37Jake, you're scaring me. What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:40Trust me, we need to go right now.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:42Let's go.
00:49:48This is my parents' cabin.
00:49:50They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:49:53I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:49:57I don't understand. Why is it safe here?
00:50:01No cell phone service.
00:50:02No internet.
00:50:04It's just us here.
00:50:07Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:10Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:12Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:16Do you remember...
00:50:19my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:22Elise?
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:25There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:28The day...
00:50:30I, uh, broke up with her.
00:50:33Sue!
00:50:34I'll kill!
00:50:36I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:39I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:43What she said.
00:50:45What I'm afraid she's...
00:50:47capable of doing.
00:50:50It's the only place...
00:50:52I feel like we're...
00:50:53safe.
00:50:55I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:00She sounds...
00:51:02unwell.
00:51:05Wow.
00:51:07You look...
00:51:08so beautiful, Lily.
00:51:11You look...
00:51:13very handsome.
00:51:17You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:22Do you mind getting when?
00:51:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:29Come with me.
00:51:29And I'll show you.
00:51:38Ready?
00:51:48It's been a crazy day.
00:51:51And I'm thankful you're here.
00:51:53Me too.
00:51:56Jake, I...
00:51:57I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:01You know, on the...
00:52:03seventh date...
00:52:05Love swipe...
00:52:07gives couples the option...
00:52:10to...
00:52:14To what?
00:52:19To be with each other.
00:52:23Well, if love swipe says something...
00:52:39To be with each other.
00:52:45You know, give me a bit of options.
00:52:48I'm happy to be with each other.
00:52:49I am happy to...
00:52:49To be with each other.
00:52:49This is the last week.
00:52:54I am happy to cover.
00:52:55There's two to the next...
00:52:56This could be...
00:53:00This. Ends. Now!
00:53:05I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:08Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all!
00:53:23Last night was...
00:53:24I know.
00:53:38We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:42If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:53:48Don't worry about me.
00:53:50Nothing could keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:05Okay.
00:54:21You want him? Come and get him!
00:54:27On guard, bitch.
00:54:30To love.
00:54:31And to love swipe.
00:54:36Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:42Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:54:46It's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:54:48Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:54:52You want me to walk you back?
00:54:53You guys need to calm down. I...
00:54:56I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:54:58Let's go.
00:55:13I'm getting ready.
00:55:14I'm getting ready.
00:55:17I'm getting ready.
00:55:19I'm going to hang out.
00:55:19I'm getting ready.
00:55:21I need to be a love friend.
00:55:21My dream had to be fun.
00:55:24I'm getting ready.
00:55:25I'm getting ready for you.
00:55:35Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:38I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:40Tim.
00:55:42Tanya.
00:55:44You hurt my best friend.
00:55:45I'll chop off your balls.
00:55:47I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:55:50Touche.
00:55:52Have you seen Lily?
00:55:54Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:55:58It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:01She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:12Lily!
00:56:27You made me hurt her.
00:56:28It was you.
00:56:31So is you.
00:56:37Where are you, police?
00:56:43My cabin.
00:56:46Lily.
00:56:48You made me hurt her.
00:56:58I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:00I just want to Jake back.
00:57:02But then he fell for you.
00:57:04I couldn't have that.
00:57:05He never loved you.
00:57:07Do you even know who I am?
00:57:10His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:13I was his partner.
00:57:15His closest collaborator.
00:57:17On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:21You still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:24Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:27Jake is the creator of this.
00:57:28Let it go, police.
00:57:31I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:33Dustin!
00:57:35Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:36We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:40That's why I brought backup.
00:57:43Jake, you've got this asshole.
00:57:50You should know not to hit girls.
00:57:51Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:00Jake.
00:58:01You came to me.
00:58:02Of course I did.
00:58:04You're my girl.
00:58:08Not so fast!
00:58:11Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:13Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:15You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:18Now step.
00:58:20Okay.
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:27Now here's what's going to happen, Jake.
00:58:29I am going to give you to the count of three
00:58:33to tell Lily here
00:58:34how you've been lying to her
00:58:36your entire relationship
00:58:37or
00:58:39I'm going to put a hole
00:58:41in her head.
00:58:44Got it?
00:58:46One.
00:58:47Jake, what is she saying?
00:58:50Two.
00:58:51Jake.
00:58:54Three.
00:58:55Wait!
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58Please.
00:58:59I'll tell her.
00:59:00Please.
00:59:01Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:02Not.
00:59:03I promise.
00:59:06She's right.
00:59:09Belize and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:10We collaborated.
00:59:12We made
00:59:14dating apps together.
00:59:16What?
00:59:17Last month,
00:59:18we created
00:59:19our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:23Love Swipe.
00:59:25I created the app
00:59:26that we've been using
00:59:27this entire time.
00:59:29So you...
00:59:30you lied to me?
00:59:33Yes.
00:59:35You manipulated me?
00:59:37Yes.
00:59:39But that doesn't matter now
00:59:40because over the last week
00:59:42I've realized something
00:59:43even more important.
00:59:46I don't love you, Lily.
00:59:51I thought
00:59:53the app was going to
00:59:53change my life.
00:59:57Show me how to find
00:59:58real love.
01:00:00I trusted
01:00:01what we created, Belize.
01:00:04But I was wrong.
01:00:07I don't care
01:00:07that we didn't match.
01:00:10I matched with you
01:00:11before we even had
01:00:12the idea
01:00:13for Love Swipe.
01:00:15You're my best friend.
01:00:18I'm confident.
01:00:21I love her.
01:00:23You are a
01:00:24brilliant,
01:00:26beautiful,
01:00:27and powerful woman.
01:00:30I need to tell you
01:00:31something that
01:00:32I've been afraid
01:00:33to say up until now.
01:00:36Tell me
01:00:37when I'm yours.
01:00:39I'm sorry.
01:00:41I did it again.
01:00:44Freeze!
01:00:45The android can see them!
01:00:59I'll kill you,
01:01:00Jake Wright!
01:01:01You are a liar
01:01:02and a monster!
01:01:04How could you?
01:01:05How could you do this to me?
01:01:07I still love you!
01:01:10Jake!
01:01:12Lily,
01:01:14I'm sorry.
01:01:16I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:18I just needed to trust
01:01:19the app
01:01:20in my heart.
01:01:23If you can forgive me,
01:01:25I'll spend the rest
01:01:26of my life
01:01:27making it up to you.
01:01:29I love you.
01:01:31I love you.
01:01:32I love you.
01:01:34I forgive you,
01:01:35Jake.
01:01:37I forgive you.
01:01:40I forgive you.
01:01:41I love you.
01:01:47Oh, there he is!
01:01:50Cheers, Jake!
01:01:52Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:01:56I helped create
01:01:57this app because
01:01:59I believe everyone
01:02:00deserves to find true love.
01:02:04I use Love Swipe
01:02:06and for the first time
01:02:08in my life
01:02:08I found
01:02:10true
01:02:12undying love.
01:02:17So,
01:02:25Lily did book.
01:02:27Will you do me
01:02:28the great honor
01:02:29of being my wife?
01:02:38Yes.
01:02:41Yes, Jake,
01:02:42my Mr. Right,
01:02:43I will marry you.
01:02:55And you make it
01:02:57make sense
01:02:59How I hope
01:03:00can you believe
01:03:01you're true
01:03:02Who once felt
01:03:04like a stranger
01:03:05Still I believe
01:03:07in your past
01:03:12Red Dragon
01:03:13Record by
01:03:14Short Drama Free
01:03:15Follow for more
01:03:30True
01:03:30Value
01:03:32like a stranger
01:03:32In your past
01:03:32You make it
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