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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12i'm on a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:28i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried joe ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's
00:00:40been running this to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something super
00:00:46lethal global pandemic what's a little genocide between friends just off and let me die in peace
00:00:53with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together four firecracker i am not
00:00:58sexually attracted to you this is about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's
00:01:05the world's smartest person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in
00:01:12like caesar like caesar once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all
00:01:18this i fucking am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with
00:01:23that you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homeland no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a shit patsy so i want another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next in
00:01:35line of you president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal authority
00:01:39the veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government
00:01:44and from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be kidding me this whole time
00:02:17uh
00:02:18uh
00:02:27uh
00:02:31USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:02:41Thank you. Thank you. Thank you and welcome to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:03Copy. Copy. Get it to the police now.
00:03:06Come on.
00:03:09Come on.
00:03:10Come on.
00:03:28starlighters running wild starlight herself on a vicious murder spree but we said no we said
00:03:36enough we said not in america and together we soared into a new golden dawn
00:04:00keep going
00:04:06stop designated the starlighters a terrorist organization
00:04:10probably serving the armed forces thanks to the new chairman of the joint chiefs general mayhem
00:04:19is up 21 percent g-man days past from the future has grossed over two billion do not get me
00:04:28started
00:04:28on the abita margins but all of this the most important truth is a safer
00:04:37more god-fearing nation
00:04:40our nation
00:04:43yes
00:04:52guys is there no depth
00:04:54to want that little wolf
00:04:56no wonder queen maize
00:05:00take these two
00:05:01no no no no what so they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking
00:05:05die
00:05:06come on no maize no you stay back
00:05:10all of you stay back
00:05:12you stay the fuck back and i'll laser you god damn it i'll laser every fucking one of you
00:05:16you stay back
00:05:18to page 2
00:05:23for
00:05:25to page 2
00:05:32yeah
00:05:33to page 2
00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period, and the American people have the good
00:05:52sense to call out a lie when they see-
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:56You're on laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'm laser every-
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day. Sad day. When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies. This so-called
00:06:24Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters. Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally. And no, just because I happen to be a
00:06:38super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to the U.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:48Honestly. Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps? The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom? And camp.
00:06:57We knew this would happen sooner or later. We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation,
00:07:04people can't tell their clit from their collarbone. The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:11What's this?
00:07:13That is a Gutenberg Bible. Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh? Peter Thiel. The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you. Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:33The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:36Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:41Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is. Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding. We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage? Are you?
00:08:06Good? I'm fine.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:16Then, just tell me. How did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28As if people don't hate me enough.
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure, but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Word counts. Have you seen the memes? Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us. It keeps people afraid.
00:09:00Shut up. No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that, but I need people to be devoted.
00:09:11To me.
00:09:13May I ask me freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:16I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:30I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That will draw out Starlight and Butcher, and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:09:59Good to concentrate tonight, yeah.
00:10:00And, tsk Uh!!!
00:10:19Oh bro, the
00:10:22K-
00:10:22H-
00:10:23Toute la sainte journée, j'ai hùte de te parler
00:10:27Je vois la ta face en bas, je veux te défoncer
00:10:30Donne-moi plutĂŽt un petit ticket de rĂȘve pour aller malader
00:10:33Parlez, parlez dans l'Igiapang
00:10:37T'as pas besoin de sonner, demande Ă  l'interphone
00:10:43Si t'as envie de quelqu'un, décroche ton téléphone
00:10:47Téléphone, téléphone, téléphone, danser
00:10:51Je suis tenu les parents
00:10:53T'as pas besoin de gueuler, la mort de méga quand
00:11:00T'as pas besoin de gueuler
00:11:01T'as pas besoin de gueuler
00:11:02Tu dois avoir des besoins
00:11:04T'es moum !
00:11:12T'as pas besoin de gueuler
00:11:13T'as pas besoin d'ĂȘtre plus enceinte ?
00:11:14Désolé
00:11:17Alors c'est quoi ?
00:11:18Fais-tu...
00:11:20Thank you. Also, pay us the Veni's exploits. Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my friend.
00:12:13Luis, la bebida.
00:12:30And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:12:33Huh. Huh? That's all you have to say.
00:12:42No!
00:12:45No!
00:12:49No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:51No!
00:12:54No!
00:12:56No!
00:13:05No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Billy.
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:37On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:46Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And there you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I did know how to get hold of you.
00:14:09About the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me
00:14:17don't get to spend a ton of it with the likes of them.
00:14:21What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:41Five fucking weeks, Lenny, practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:49So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:00Well.
00:15:02Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22For all the times he knocked the shit out of me,
00:15:25gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33I'll show ya.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:37I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42It'll be a waste, waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:52You don't...
00:15:54You don't gotta change nothing.
00:16:02Who says...
00:16:05I wanna change?
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No, I...
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's, um...
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28We're in temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Um, tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48If he wants to trim the budget,
00:16:49how about going after a show
00:16:50that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Don't you look bashing today.
00:17:04Well, my...
00:17:05My whole life...
00:17:06has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:09And yet their hearts...
00:17:10are fluttering...
00:17:12like...
00:17:13fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't had nothing.
00:17:20I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away
00:17:33like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker
00:17:42something awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using
00:18:01bleeding edge technologies.
00:18:02Mm-hmm.
00:18:03Like A.I.
00:18:05Which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang-fangled A.I.
00:18:11First she went and deep-faked
00:18:13Thomas Godalkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes
00:18:24that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and A.I.ed this so-called
00:18:28Flat 37 video.
00:18:31Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here.
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers
00:18:39on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:18:47So, we don't have any, but we ourselves know
00:18:50that it's a two inch for sure.
00:18:51If we take these two measures, please.
00:18:53You're not afraid to shoot them.
00:18:53So, I'm going to get them out,
00:18:55Ah, what are we doing?
00:19:03You don't know.
00:19:03Oh, no.
00:19:04We don't have any equipment where we're there.
00:19:04Oh, we don't have any equipment.
00:19:05Ah, that's perfect.
00:19:14It's so beautiful.
00:19:15Okay.
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off!
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy bin. They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him?
00:19:58Huey and him. In 72 hours.
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The Frenchy's a dead man. We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:11No, I got a CIA at Gulfstream. Gassing up a plant now.
00:20:16Will's up in the now.
00:20:26Smile, Camper. It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out. It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel, I've been hunted by Noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians, almost blown up by hero-gasm, and lasered at Vod on Ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is...
00:20:54Oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake. It's a long story.
00:20:57The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
00:21:02Or crazy. Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
00:21:08Hey! Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey! Get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey! Hey!
00:21:18Holy shit!
00:21:20Oh shit!
00:21:22Oh shit!
00:21:22Stay in line!
00:21:24Who's up?
00:21:28Get inside!
00:21:31Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:40God's sake.
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro,
00:21:59I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:03Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:05Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro!
00:22:09Super gay.
00:22:10War, am I right?
00:22:12Buh-buh-buh.
00:22:13Reach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten thought she was gonna do,
00:22:23it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:27and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily, like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Wait, did- did you just-
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy, and fucking therapy therapy, and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Wow, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:52Sixteen hour flight, and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Cause all you can say is, oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Like the better with a mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces, so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:04I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but I fell out at 10,000
00:23:08feet.
00:23:09Oh man, that took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out here.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:46He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy and Em in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:54A question.
00:23:56Is what else are we gonna do?
00:23:58Science walk into it.
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And Armando.
00:24:16Now you're gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:22What?
00:24:33I saw the signal.
00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37We are getting executed.
00:24:39What?
00:24:40Sorry.
00:24:41In 36 hours we...
00:24:45We're finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is...
00:24:49Why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Half or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in.
00:25:02And then they do her in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotov, so let's get going.
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait.
00:25:19You've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit slap you, but then hug you.
00:25:24So how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
00:25:40He might be able to help.
00:25:42But even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:50All right then.
00:25:56You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:07Hey, you wanna see us?
00:26:13Or should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:28Fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right. Yes, totally, sir. I know.
00:26:33Starlight.
00:26:35Spewing this filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:39I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at ya?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that. Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:59Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:01It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:05And then you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:12Or starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:21I mean, I know you're not. That would be suicidal.
00:27:26You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:53Here, just check it. Look.
00:27:54That won't be necessary.
00:27:55But, gentlemen.
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:33Bro, what the hell? You could have had my back in there.
00:28:36Bro, you're not the real noir, okay? You can talk.
00:28:41Look, I get method, okay?
00:28:42I fuck with Stella Adler. I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:45We literally never broke character.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:49But enough's enough.
00:28:54Bro!
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single.
00:28:57Mm-hmm.
00:28:57But you know what they say.
00:28:58How do you make God laugh?
00:29:00Make a plan.
00:29:01Ain't that the truth.
00:29:02So there I was, at the national prayer breakfast,
00:29:05and I look across the table, and it was...
00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven.
00:29:15Amen.
00:29:16Amen.
00:29:17Oh, Father himself.
00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries
00:29:22after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:24God rest his soul.
00:29:25Amen.
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-abled union for the ages.
00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:34Mm.
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:39See, I knew he was gonna say that.
00:29:41Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:44Powerful.
00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish DEI.
00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:55People don't need a handout.
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:30:00Isn't white a color too?
00:30:01Let's cut.
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:30:08Cut!
00:30:08Sage.
00:30:10My sister in Christ.
00:30:12Um, no.
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
00:30:16Or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:17I need a vice president.
00:30:19Give us the room.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:21How is married life?
00:30:23The power of Christ can tell you to fuck him?
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:29Touchy!
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault.
00:30:31The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:35Maybe.
00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:40Can we hurry this along? I'm about to kill DEI.
00:30:42Uh, not today or not.
00:30:45He wants more starlighters arrested.
00:30:47But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:51Now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:57Cyber terrorists are terrorists too.
00:31:01True.
00:31:03True.
00:31:04Mm-hmm.
00:31:05It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:14We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler the Creator and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:17But now he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
00:31:20No, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:23You registered barrettforpresident.com, net, and org.
00:31:27It's exploratory.
00:31:28Your soup made you fucking vice president.
00:31:31As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:36Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:38Yeah, good talk.
00:31:51Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
00:31:55Woman.
00:31:56You're huge.
00:31:59Reacher.
00:32:00Know what they say about huge guys.
00:32:06They have huge cocks.
00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ, are you fucking crazy? Get in here!
00:32:16Hello, Wim.
00:32:17Yeah, hi.
00:32:18You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Are you sure?
00:32:24Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec and that shit is everywhere now.
00:32:28Fucking hell, this is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:32:36Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:32:39Calm off it, mate.
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:42Pass.
00:32:43Well told.
00:32:45Whatever.
00:32:45Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:47You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:49Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time and I don't even work there anymore.
00:32:56Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:32:59And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
00:33:03It just isn't.
00:33:04Uh-uh-uh.
00:33:06You'll ruin your appetite.
00:33:08That's right.
00:33:09I came here for an egg soup with a certain set of skills.
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:16You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture.
00:33:19How does thing a tunnel fuck what?
00:33:21You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
00:33:25Twenty miles out of Rochester.
00:33:27Be there.
00:33:28Rochester?
00:33:30Oh, Rochester's got that honey away soil.
00:33:32It's fucking delicious.
00:33:37You need a shower or you smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:40Mm.
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry.
00:33:44Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:33:48Checking you long enough?
00:33:49You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:51Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:34:00Thanks.
00:34:01Mm-hmm.
00:34:01Where is everybody?
00:34:07Well, I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
00:34:10Mm-hmm.
00:34:10Go Marie Moreau.
00:34:11How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
00:34:19So, what's with the 9-1-1?
00:34:21Huey, MM, and Frenchy are going to be executed tomorrow, so...
00:34:26We need your help to break them out.
00:34:28Vought Prison Camp.
00:34:30You're fucking crazy.
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:34:35It's easy.
00:34:36Easy.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
00:34:42I can't.
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchy to do it.
00:34:46Great.
00:34:46Well, good luck with that.
00:34:48Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
00:34:53So, what, I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
00:34:57I mean, we are down on assholes, so...
00:35:01Yeah, maybe.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't.
00:35:09I know you're scared.
00:35:10No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:14I got a family to protect.
00:35:19I can't.
00:35:22I get it, I do.
00:35:25Me too.
00:35:29Keep him safe.
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:36No.
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:40Fucked me up too.
00:35:42We're going to need an exit plan B.
00:35:47All right.
00:35:48So we hit the east gate.
00:35:49We petition you when the guard chain shift.
00:35:51And we go at dawn.
00:35:53We've been through this.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
00:35:56Huey.
00:35:58Take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks.
00:36:02You know what I mean?
00:36:02You know I quit.
00:36:05Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment camp.
00:36:09Yeah, what about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
00:36:13Mouchard's got corn in it.
00:36:21Hey.
00:36:23Don't worry.
00:36:25Annie will be fine.
00:36:26She's strong.
00:36:31Kimiko too.
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are trippin'.
00:36:39Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them.
00:36:40And you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:46What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50M.M.
00:36:50You're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:56You know I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:04And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:13We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:28You wanna...
00:37:35Attention, campers.
00:37:37Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Feminine.
00:37:39Tomorrow's screening will open.
00:37:42Dawn of the Feminine.
00:37:48Well Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:56Every day I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:00Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:04They were innocent.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:13We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp, Huey.
00:38:27She's zesty.
00:38:28Fuck you.
00:38:29Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Kill me.
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:36You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other.
00:38:40We both know they're coming.
00:38:42Do you remember when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:46Believe Festival.
00:38:48When we tried to cleanse your soul.
00:38:50I remember thinking...
00:38:55Why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:39:08I mean, I get it.
00:39:09From your perspective, you're punching up. Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:20Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives?
00:39:26To try and rescue you.
00:39:32Because I do it for them.
00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
00:39:56Something came up.
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby bro.
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:40:01Thanks.
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:40:05Oh, my bad.
00:40:08Salade lemme.
00:40:09I think that's it.
00:40:10I've been slacking on my Duolingo.
00:40:12You ain't gotta do that, bro.
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on.
00:40:17Would it have been like a year, some change now?
00:40:20You still acting like this is some chill family vacation?
00:40:22Instead of on the run?
00:40:24It's fine.
00:40:25You a shitty liar.
00:40:28I know I fucked you over.
00:40:31It's please.
00:40:32Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:40:35You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:40:38And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:40:43You were right.
00:40:44Not anymore.
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:47That Raina?
00:40:48Your nephews?
00:40:49I mean, yeah.
00:40:51Moving around constantly.
00:40:53It's a pain in the ass.
00:40:56But it's worth it.
00:40:57It's good to see you like this.
00:41:01Mom would be really proud of you, man.
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad!
00:41:08Uncle Reg.
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16A-Train.
00:41:17That was your fucking phone, a friend.
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:21How you gonna get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out.
00:41:23One by one.
00:41:24Well, that'll take all fucking night.
00:41:26Alright.
00:41:27Fine.
00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:41:30Frenchie goes first.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32Alright.
00:41:32Frenchie first.
00:41:33What about Huey and Emem?
00:41:34We will get him.
00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:41:38Frenchie first.
00:41:39You sound like Maeve.
00:41:41Yeah, well Maeve was right.
00:42:00Shit, quiet.
00:42:01You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.
00:42:14They're already gone.
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:21Never gonna stop, bro.
00:42:23Homelander's orders.
00:42:25Only one way this ends.
00:42:26Yeah, exactly.
00:42:27Right now it's you coming after me.
00:42:29Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
00:42:32New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
00:42:34Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him.
00:42:38You smug dick.
00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43Jesus.
00:42:44What?
00:42:44It's true.
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights?
00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls.
00:42:51You're the fucking joke.
00:42:52Look at you.
00:42:53On the run like a little bitch.
00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander.
00:42:58You know, I can see it.
00:43:00Look how terrified you are.
00:43:03Fuck you.
00:43:05I'm the lord of the seven seas, baby.
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit.
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander, you don't even see what it's done to you.
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared.
00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:43:28It's pathetic.
00:43:32You're pathetic.
00:43:35Sooner or later I'm gonna get to your family.
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:43:51God.
00:43:52When I wrote this series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Cows Capers, it was impossible
00:43:56to like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy.
00:44:03You can't do it.
00:44:04Finale's at the worst.
00:44:06Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:44:09Oh, sorry.
00:44:10Was that bad?
00:44:10How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
00:44:15No, I already said that-
00:44:16Oh, come on.
00:44:17Don't give me that Huey safe in his playpen bollocks.
00:44:20You left him in there because you don't want to look him in the eye after a year's worth of
00:44:25deep dark shit you've done.
00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:44:30Please don't.
00:44:33Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
00:44:36Cause that shit is gonna get us all killed.
00:44:39I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the lost finale?
00:44:43Good to work, asshole.
00:44:44Great. I'm fucking starving. Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19.
00:44:52Wait, that-
00:44:53That's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no. You said I got to stick it to Vaughn.
00:44:58That guy's fucking lasered in half.
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
00:45:02It's complicated and I don't want to get into that right now. I'm fucking out.
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:45:07So you're gonna dig us a hole or I'll bury you in one.
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax. Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:32You guys are gonna want to stay back.
00:45:54You guys are gonna want to stay back.
00:46:04Have fun in the shithole.
00:46:05Ladies first.
00:46:07Fuck you.
00:46:08So, you're gonna let's go.
00:46:10I'm gonna get to the climax.
00:46:11Go.
00:46:18Go.
00:46:19Go.
00:46:36Go.
00:46:38Go.
00:46:38Go, go, go.
00:46:49Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A story and the Reacher's pack I'm working
00:47:01on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Take that as a yes.
00:47:25Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick!
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:03Hmm!
00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ, William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
00:48:39what you've become.
00:48:41Well, and you did all that for me.
00:48:49You know, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the only
00:49:03one that's ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:36Come on.
00:49:37Lonnie's gonna fly us out.
00:49:41Come on.
00:49:52Lonnie's gonna fly us out.
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:23Nick.
00:50:25Angie.
00:50:40It's okay.
00:50:41It's okay.
00:50:42Just stay there, okay?
00:50:43Just stay there.
00:50:46Okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
00:51:29Don't you fucking move.
00:51:32Get your hands up before I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up before I can see them.
00:51:42I can't do it.
00:51:43I can't do it.
00:51:44Hold her tight.
00:51:46Hold her tight.
00:51:46Hold her tight.
00:51:50I'm actually going.
00:51:51Excuse me.
00:51:51Excuse me.
00:51:55You were gonna get ready for this round.
00:52:08Oh, she's fine.
00:52:15I know what's going on.
00:52:48Let's go.
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go.
00:53:06Hey, I'm still.
00:53:07She's coming back.
00:53:09She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:21Delia!
00:54:02She's coming back.
00:54:21She's coming back.
00:54:33She's coming back.
00:54:43She's coming back.
00:54:53French here in the van?
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:57Come on in.
00:55:00You hurt?
00:55:01Where the hell were you?
00:55:26Where the hell were you?
00:55:37Yeah, I know. And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly. I don't know. You...
00:55:43I don't know.
00:56:13Looks like someone can't catch the A-Train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:56:37What was I so afraid of?
00:56:41You are...
00:56:46fucking nothing.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:57You're just an empty fucking suit.
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:04And what are you, huh?
00:57:07Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:13Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:15Yes, sir.
00:57:21You're not...
00:57:22No, it's not me.
00:57:23Yes.
00:57:37No, it's not me.
00:57:39I don't know why this would be so bad, but...
00:57:44And it will be so bad.
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