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Longing to fit in at work, awkward Stacey begins to use a popular lotion that causes an alarming reaction, while an unnerving transformation takes shape.
Stars: Kate Micucci, Martin Starr, Dan Stevens
Director(s): Ana Lily Amirpour
Writer(s): Haley Z. Boston, Emily Carroll, Guillermo del Toro
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Stars: Kate Micucci, Martin Starr, Dan Stevens
Director(s): Ana Lily Amirpour
Writer(s): Haley Z. Boston, Emily Carroll, Guillermo del Toro
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00:00:10Late night TV. Images and voices in the dark, in our head. An electronic cabinet of curiosities
00:00:20blurring the line between what is outside and what is inside. What we are and what we are told
00:00:27we should be. Perfection is what a toll-free number away. And this cabinet is controlled
00:00:35by a magic wand made of cheap plastic and numbers. It fits right in your hand and it
00:00:44is hard to let go. Our story today is The Outside and its director Annalily Amerpour.
00:01:04Music by Kevin MacLeod.
00:01:04Music by Kevin MacLeod.
00:01:27Music by Kevin MacLeod.
00:04:49Did you see anyone?
00:06:30Okay.
00:08:05Hey, Stacy.
00:08:06Oh, hey.
00:08:07Hey, I didn't know you were still here.
00:08:09Yeah, can't forget this.
00:08:11Here, last pick.
00:08:13Last pick?
00:08:14Secret Santa for Gina's party tomorrow.
00:08:17You're the last pick.
00:08:19Oh.
00:08:20This one's for you, Stacy.
00:08:23It's for me? Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Okay.
00:08:27Here we go.
00:08:30Okay.
00:08:31I'll see you at the party.
00:08:33And, uh, don't work too late, okay?
00:08:36Will do.
00:08:37See you at the party.
00:09:12Yippee.
00:09:12And, uh, what happened was an event's right.
00:09:30So 160 km from the top side.
00:09:31It's a really nice 5iras frame.
00:10:05Hey, hon.
00:10:06Hey.
00:10:07Guess who got invited to a secret Santa at Gina K-Pop's house?
00:10:12Gina?
00:10:15Uh, she's the one with the crazy dog?
00:10:18Yeah, but it's Gina K-Pop.
00:10:22I thought you hated those women.
00:10:24Hated? What are you talking about?
00:10:27Well, I mean, you've been working there a long time, and they just now invite you to a party? Seems
00:10:33rude.
00:10:34It's just women, you know? It takes a while for certain women to invite someone like me.
00:10:39Oh, what do you mean, someone like you?
00:10:41Yeah, you know, I'm just me. I don't match.
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:46And thank God you don't, Stace.
00:10:50Hey, listen to me. It's different now.
00:10:54She invited me to her secret Santa, and I'm just dying to see the inside of her house.
00:10:58I bet it's magnificent. I bet it's like a catalog.
00:11:02I mean, her whole life is like a catalog.
00:11:04You know, she's got the most beautiful skin, and her hair is always so shiny,
00:11:08and she could walk into a room and make friends with anyone, you know?
00:11:12Imagine that.
00:11:16You walked into a room and made friends with me, didn't you?
00:11:27Yeah, look at him, huh?
00:11:30He is a beaut.
00:11:33Mm-hmm.
00:11:35You hungry?
00:11:37I'm gonna eat the rest of these wings.
00:11:39Poker's on.
00:11:40No, I gotta finish him.
00:11:45Okay.
00:11:46There are three clubs out there.
00:11:51Oh, no.
00:11:52The turn card is the three of clubs that gives Martini a gut shot.
00:11:57In the frosty air
00:11:58What a bright time
00:12:01It's my time
00:12:03To rock in my way
00:12:07Jingle bell time
00:12:09Time is a swell time
00:12:11To go ride in the one horse plane
00:12:15Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up
00:12:18Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up
00:12:24Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up
00:12:39hmmm, shut up, stop, I know
00:12:41It's not me
00:12:42Okay so
00:12:43Come on in, come on in
00:12:44She is ever like this, I'm so sorry
00:12:46You are gonna piss, msh
00:12:48Come on
00:12:48But then he pulls his pants down and whips out this huge dick
00:12:58How huge I might end up in the emergency room
00:13:03And that is the upside of getting divorced getting away from that boring little dick. I was married to
00:13:13Cheers to that
00:13:22Well ever since Peter started taking those antidepressants his dick is like a wet spaghetti noodle
00:13:28Oh, yeah, he can't even get it in oh that is the worst
00:13:33Spaghetti noodle dick is absolutely it's the worst. Yeah, well, he can't get hard
00:13:38So he just has me put the vibrator up his ass you you put it in his goodness in his
00:13:43ass and he likes it
00:13:45Well, of course, he likes it Lisa. I mean they all do what I wouldn't let my husband you're mine
00:13:50Well, Peter's obsessed with mine. Well, I'm obsessed with my vibrator, too
00:13:54Yeah, well, I only wish I found mine in my 20s
00:13:57That and fillers
00:13:58Oh my god that filler look is so hot right now. Yeah, Gina your skin looks amazing. You're doing something
00:14:06new
00:14:06What are you doing? Oh, that's so sweet
00:14:10Okay, you all need to see dr. Ramesh really he's got these new rubiderm fillers and it's like
00:14:16A baby's butt right now. I love fillers. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna have my facelift and then I am gonna
00:14:23file for divorce
00:14:24So the thing to do is get like a mini facelift or like a planar facelift
00:14:28So that is when they go in under the skin and they take the tissue right close to the muscle
00:14:32and then they just pull it tight like this
00:14:34Oh my god. It's 25,000 right?
00:14:3725,000
00:14:3825,000? I'm on the wait list
00:14:40Yeah, I'm on the wait list
00:14:43Anyway, ladies, it is time for our not-so-secret santa
00:14:54I
00:14:55Thought it was just I thought it was a secret Santa. Oh, I don't know. Oh, I thought it was
00:14:59a secret Santa
00:15:00No, it's okay. I know
00:15:05It's not a secret. Thank you
00:15:08I mean, we already know what everybody wants. So yeah, thank you
00:15:18Cassidy
00:15:20Oh, you're welcome
00:15:22And this one's for Lisa
00:15:23Love you
00:15:25Oh
00:15:26And this one's for you Stacy
00:15:30Thank you
00:15:31Yeah, thanks Gina
00:15:34Thanks
00:15:34Open them, open them already
00:15:36Oh
00:15:37Oh
00:15:37Oh my goodness
00:15:43I love the top
00:15:45Oh
00:15:47You're welcome
00:15:48Thank you
00:15:53Oh
00:15:56Oh
00:15:57Oh
00:15:57Oh
00:15:58Amazing
00:15:59Oh
00:16:00Oh
00:16:01Oh God
00:16:03Yeah, yeah, I know
00:16:05Anyway, it's so expensive and can't get it anywhere, so
00:16:08You're welcome
00:16:09Everybody
00:16:10It's so beautiful
00:16:13I know
00:16:14It's so incredible
00:16:15I know
00:16:16This one's for you, Gina
00:16:19Oh
00:16:21That is huge
00:16:23Wow
00:16:24Thank you
00:16:26You're welcome
00:16:27What is in a huge box?
00:16:30Open it
00:16:31Open it
00:16:33Open it
00:16:34Open it
00:16:39Open it
00:16:39Open it
00:16:41I guess I'll open it
00:16:43Oh, what is that?
00:16:45It's in here
00:16:47Well, I don't, I don't quite know what to, um, say
00:16:52Yeah, help ya
00:16:53He's not gonna hurt ya
00:16:59Is it real?
00:17:01Oh yeah, it's real
00:17:03Well
00:17:04You killed this thing
00:17:05Well, yeah, I shot him
00:17:07And then I skinned him
00:17:08And I, you know, took out his insides so he wouldn't rot
00:17:10And then, you know, you just wash him up real good
00:17:13And then, you know, I sewed him back up
00:17:15Well, but the insides, it's just styrofoam and some wires
00:17:19That's really
00:17:19Oh, and the eyes are really cool glass beads
00:17:24Right
00:17:24Okay
00:17:24You can love them forever
00:17:25It's okay
00:17:27Okay
00:17:27Okay
00:17:28Um
00:17:31Thank you, Stacy
00:17:32You're welcome
00:17:35I think I'm just gonna put him right back here in his, his house
00:17:39And cover him up
00:17:43Get him out of the way a little
00:17:46Stick him a little bit out of the way
00:17:47That's right
00:17:51Unusual
00:17:55How about that glow, ladies?
00:17:57I mean, come on
00:17:58It's so expensive
00:18:00I am
00:18:01It's so expensive
00:18:02It's so expensive
00:18:03Stop it
00:18:04I know
00:18:04It's so expensive
00:18:05But I'm not selling
00:18:06I am happy
00:18:13It's so scientific
00:18:23Oh, wow, okay
00:18:28Oh, wow, okay
00:18:30It's so expensive
00:18:32Amazing
00:18:34Oh my gosh
00:18:35Yeah
00:18:38Wow
00:18:40Wow
00:19:05Do you feel that?
00:19:07I feel it.
00:19:08It's really warm.
00:19:10Oh, shit.
00:19:12Stacey, your face.
00:19:14What?
00:19:16It is.
00:19:17It's warm.
00:19:18Yeah, no, it's red.
00:19:19Your skin is red.
00:19:21What?
00:19:22Your skin is red.
00:19:23It's red?
00:19:23Yeah.
00:19:25Like, it's gross.
00:19:26It's bad?
00:19:27Yeah.
00:19:27It's not good.
00:19:29It's not good.
00:19:31Bad?
00:19:31Oh, my God.
00:19:32Is it?
00:19:33Oh, rad.
00:19:34It's pretty good.
00:19:35Thanks for the ice pack.
00:19:37I'll bring it to the bank.
00:19:39Oh, no.
00:19:40No, no, no.
00:19:40You keep it.
00:19:43Sorry, I ruined everything.
00:19:45Really, you didn't.
00:19:46It's fine.
00:19:49Look, it's so cold.
00:19:51Go home.
00:19:57Mary, Chris.
00:20:09You think you're allergic, hon?
00:20:12Of course, I have to be allergic to the best lotion in the world.
00:20:16If it was the best lotion in the world, it wouldn't do that to your face, now would it?
00:20:21It doesn't do this to anybody else's face.
00:20:24Well, you're sensitive.
00:20:26You have sensitive skin, Stace.
00:20:29Remember that lavender perfume that you wanted for Christmas last year?
00:20:33The one that made your neck all splotchy.
00:20:37It's just me.
00:20:39I have a bad face.
00:20:41A stupid, ugly, bad face.
00:20:43Hey.
00:20:46Enough of that.
00:20:48Enough of that.
00:21:03More information.
00:21:03I want to focus on it, too.
00:21:04I want to do it.
00:21:04How about I spend it.
00:21:04I don't want to do it.
00:21:04I can't do it.
00:21:04Oh, my God.
00:21:34Amen.
00:22:25You don't have to go under the knife to achieve perfection.
00:22:30Just use Aloe Glow.
00:22:33Transform yourself from ugly darkling to stunning swan, starting at just $199.99.
00:22:41Aloe Glow can fix it all.
00:22:43Call the number on your screen now.
00:22:45Aloe Glow is the only skincare product that transforms your body, mind, and soul.
00:22:52Whether you want porcelain skin, you want to turn heads, you want to fit in, or just make sure those
00:23:00ladies at the bar can never laugh at you again.
00:23:04You know how they look at you, or should I say, how they don't look at you. Let's fix it.
00:23:13What the heck is happening?
00:23:16Come on, Stacy.
00:23:20Isn't this what you've always wanted?
00:23:24Why be the odd duck out when you can join the flock?
00:23:28Call the number on your screen now.
00:23:32This is crazy.
00:23:34Change of mood, stiff joints, hallucinations, fear of intimacy, internal emptiness, lack of ambition, lack of individualization, lack of independent
00:23:43thought and opinion.
00:23:44What is this?
00:23:45You may experience disinterest in activities previously considered pleasurable, but it's all worth it.
00:23:53What is this?
00:23:55What's so funny, Stacy?
00:23:58No, I'm not talking to the TV.
00:24:01You're not talking to a TV.
00:24:04You're talking to me.
00:24:07I can give you the brand new you, and that's not all.
00:24:12I can give you peace of mind.
00:24:14I can get you a seat at the table.
00:24:17Arlo Glow can fix you, and that's a guarantee.
00:24:21I see the Arlo Glow right there on the table in front of you, but I don't see you using
00:24:26it.
00:24:28I already used it, and it didn't work.
00:24:31I mean, look at me. I'm all red.
00:24:33Well, you have to use the whole bottle, and you're gonna need more.
00:24:37You want a full body transformation, don't you?
00:24:41Yeah, but it stings. It's making me all itchy.
00:24:45Of course it stings. It hurts when it works.
00:24:49Skin itches when it is healing.
00:24:52The more it itches, the more healing it is doing.
00:24:55You have a lot of healing to do, Stacy.
00:24:59Just pick up the phone.
00:25:02Think about it, Stacy.
00:25:03It's such a shame to have to be you, because you're not someone anyone wants to have around.
00:25:10You're not someone anyone wants to see.
00:25:13But soon, you will be the things you always dreamed of.
00:25:18True acceptance, harmony, peace, and divinity, all that stuff is a lie.
00:25:25We all just want to be good looking.
00:25:29So now, step across to the other side, step out of your skin, and into your aloe glow.
00:25:37Please enter your credit card number now.
00:25:38Harvesting the power of retinol and peptides that work deep within the dermal layer.
00:25:44Promoting fresh skin, new cells.
00:25:47We look forward to meeting the brand new you.
00:25:48Waldo literally tells your body to make a new you.
00:25:52Remember, it doesn't work if you don't use it.
00:26:23It doesn't work.
00:26:29How old are you?
00:26:32To the other side?
00:26:33I am a little son.
00:26:34Once again, I'm going to live in my first place as a new.
00:26:34I'm not sure how old are you?
00:26:35You are a little son of an arm and I'm going to wear it.
00:26:39I'm not sure if you don't use it.
00:26:42I'm just going to open my heart and I'm going to invite you to my daughter.
00:26:42To the other side, I'm not sure how old are you.
00:26:46I technically are rich in my heart and I'm going to figure it out for you.
00:26:46Let's go.
00:27:20Let's go.
00:27:53Stace, did I hear a knock?
00:27:57Hey, aren't you supposed to be at work?
00:28:00I called in sick.
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:03Whoa, your face.
00:28:08It's not that bad.
00:28:10Yeah.
00:28:12It looks pretty bad.
00:28:15It mostly just itches now.
00:28:19Don't think you should use that lotion anymore.
00:28:22It's a process.
00:28:23It's healing when it itches.
00:28:27You know how much money they make off all those creams and powders and lotions?
00:28:33All from making you think that there's something wrong with you.
00:28:36Something is wrong with me.
00:28:39There's nothing wrong with you.
00:28:42Nothing at all.
00:28:43If there's something wrong with you, well, there's something wrong with me, too.
00:28:47No.
00:28:49You're fine.
00:28:51You'll always be fine.
00:28:52You want to know why?
00:28:54Because you're a man.
00:28:56Men can be fat and hairy and ugly and impolite and old and nobody cares.
00:29:02Everybody likes you.
00:29:03Everybody wants to talk to you.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06I don't want to talk to everyone.
00:29:08I just want to talk to you.
00:29:12That's nice.
00:29:13Really great.
00:29:14Appreciate it, honey.
00:29:17But I am changing.
00:29:20It is happening.
00:29:22So please, be supportive.
00:29:27Be supportive.
00:29:29That's what I said.
00:29:30I said be supportive.
00:29:37Just try not to scratch it, huh?
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00:30:47Call the number on your screen now.
00:30:50What are you waiting for?
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00:30:57Invest in yourself.
00:31:19You scratch it in your sleep.
00:31:23You gotta stop.
00:31:26Oh, it's getting really raw.
00:31:29Let's see, stop.
00:31:30He says it's working.
00:31:32If it itches, it means it's working.
00:31:34Mm-hmm.
00:31:37Go down stairs and get the oven mitts.
00:31:39I'll wear them to bed.
00:32:05I'll wear them to bed.
00:32:11Come closer.
00:32:17Closer.
00:32:21Come.
00:32:22Let me see your progress.
00:32:28It's not much progress.
00:32:30Look, it's actually way worse.
00:32:33Keith says that I'm allergic.
00:32:35No, no, no.
00:32:36You're not allergic.
00:32:38It's doing its job.
00:32:40You need to let it grow.
00:32:44Let what grow?
00:32:46The new you.
00:32:48But you have to trust me.
00:32:51You have to trust the formula.
00:32:54And I feel that maybe you don't trust me.
00:33:01No, wait.
00:33:02Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:33:03Hold on.
00:33:04Come back.
00:33:05Hold on.
00:33:06Please come back.
00:33:08Hello?
00:33:10Hello?
00:33:10Hello?
00:33:13You know what trust is, Stacey?
00:33:17Yeah.
00:33:19Give me your hand.
00:33:30You know you have to go all the way.
00:33:36Any questions?
00:33:42Do you want to know what it feels like to be pretty?
00:33:42Will it hurt?
00:33:46You tell me.
00:33:48Does it hurt when they exclude you?
00:33:52When they stare at you?
00:33:55When they point and laugh and whisper?
00:34:03Do you want to know what it feels like to be pretty?
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:10Do you want to know what it feels like to be pretty?
00:34:11Are you with me, Stacey?
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:19Yeah.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:20You're with me?
00:34:21I'm with you.
00:34:22You're with me.
00:34:22I'm with you.
00:34:23That's great.
00:34:24You are ready, Stacey.
00:34:26You're ready.
00:34:27You're ready to harness the power of retinol and peptides.
00:34:30Let it in, Stacey.
00:34:32It's already inside you.
00:34:35What's inside me?
00:34:37Your new life.
00:34:39The one you want.
00:34:40It's already growing.
00:34:42Right there.
00:34:44Under your skin.
00:34:49It's under my skin?
00:34:54Use more aloe glow.
00:35:00Hello.
00:35:13Hello.
00:35:15Hello.
00:35:19Hi.
00:35:19Hi.
00:35:19Hi.
00:35:21Hi.
00:35:43I don't know.
00:36:04Keith?
00:36:07Huh?
00:36:09Can you stay home from work tomorrow?
00:36:14No.
00:36:16You know I can't do that.
00:36:41You know I can't do that.
00:37:00You know I can't do that.
00:37:44You know I can't do that.
00:38:11Dave?
00:38:14You home?
00:38:21Taze?
00:38:25You hungry?
00:38:47Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:39:16One of the lucky callers randomly selected.
00:39:21Stace?
00:39:23One-Eyed Jax is on.
00:39:37I'll come down, but please don't say anything,
00:39:41because I already know what you're gonna say.
00:39:47Okay?
00:40:06It's healing.
00:40:08It's not healing, huh?
00:40:12It's getting worse.
00:40:14We gotta go see Dr. Snyder.
00:40:16Oh, no, no, no. I-I feel fine, really.
00:40:19Yeah, this is just part of the process.
00:40:21It gets worse before it gets better.
00:40:25It-it's not an allergic reaction like you thought.
00:40:28That's the thing.
00:40:29It's-it's in my skin. It's growing.
00:40:31That's how it works.
00:40:32Stace?
00:40:33It's working.
00:40:33Are you hearing yourself?
00:40:34I can feel it working.
00:40:37Why-
00:40:37Why can't you just be excited for me, huh?
00:40:39You know, I-
00:40:41This is what's gonna fix me.
00:40:44It's transformative.
00:40:46You don't need to be fixed.
00:40:50You just don't understand how it works.
00:40:52There's peptides and retinol.
00:40:54It's a groundbreaking patented six-ingredient formula.
00:40:59Have you had anything to eat today, hun?
00:41:05Huh?
00:41:06Have a pig in a blanket.
00:41:11Come on.
00:41:12Come on.
00:41:14Come on.
00:41:18Come on.
00:41:20Come on.
00:41:21Come on.
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:25See?
00:41:27That's better.
00:41:32You-you gotta-
00:41:34You gotta put your worries down sometimes.
00:41:38Huh?
00:41:41There's nothing wrong with you.
00:41:44You are lovely.
00:41:46Inside and out.
00:41:50When you say inside, it means I'm not lovely on the outside.
00:41:55No.
00:41:56Y-you are.
00:41:58Y-you're lovely everywhere.
00:42:00Now why do I want to take off all of my skin
00:42:04and throw it in the garbage?!
00:42:10Where are you going?
00:42:12I'm going downstairs.
00:42:13You better not use more of that stuff.
00:42:16I mean it, Stace!
00:42:38you better not use this.
00:42:42Ever sinceestar
00:42:43Well, nothing ain't noah.
00:42:49You better not use this.
00:42:58Because there is nothing wrong when you're alive.
00:42:58boots andArp.
00:42:58You better not use it!
00:43:05Look at all bin.
00:43:07You better be able to take off all that stuff,
00:43:07will refuse.
00:43:08Ec gestellt society
00:43:08You never know
00:43:08do-
00:45:14What in the hell?
00:45:16I don't know who...
00:45:17Are you kidding me?
00:45:20What in the world has gotten into you?
00:45:23No.
00:45:25I'm so excited.
00:45:27I've never felt better.
00:45:32This isn't you, Stace.
00:45:34You shouldn't judge people, Keith.
00:45:35It's negative and mean.
00:45:43You are Stacy Elizabeth Chapman.
00:45:47You know what I love about you?
00:45:49You love to watch scary movies.
00:45:52Even though you're too scared to watch them, because then you can't sleep at night.
00:45:56You're so smart.
00:45:58You're so good at math.
00:46:00And you love nature.
00:46:02You love your taxidermy.
00:46:06Hmm?
00:46:08You're an artist.
00:46:09When other people see a dead animal, you see something special.
00:46:14Something beautiful.
00:46:15You make it beautiful.
00:46:19You're kind.
00:46:22And funny.
00:46:24And thoughtful.
00:46:29And I think you're perfect.
00:46:34That's what's wrong with you, Keith.
00:46:37Enough!
00:46:40You're gonna stop this nonsense right now.
00:46:45You hear me?
00:46:47It's just that you don't understand what is happening to me.
00:46:52Cause I'm tired.
00:46:53And I've had enough.
00:46:57It's too late, Keith.
00:47:00She's already here.
00:47:05Who?
00:47:07Who is here?
00:47:10Who is here?
00:47:12Once my transformation is complete.
00:47:15Enough!
00:47:17Okay, just calm down.
00:47:19There's no transformation.
00:47:23Okay.
00:47:24Okay.
00:47:29It's just that you're not gonna change, are you?
00:47:37And you don't want me to change either, do you?
00:47:41I don't want you to change.
00:47:43That's what I've been trying to tell you.
00:47:45Until I'm blue in the face.
00:48:09What the fuck, Stace?
00:48:11I'm not here.
00:48:13Oh, you stabbed me in the face.
00:48:25How deep is it?
00:48:28Huh?
00:48:30Hon.
00:48:31I'm sorry.
00:48:33Should I pull it out?
00:48:35I'm gonna pull it out.
00:48:37Okay.
00:48:40Oh.
00:48:43Oh, jeez.
00:48:44Oh, I'm bleeding.
00:48:46Oh, no.
00:48:47Oh, no.
00:48:49Is it bad?
00:48:51Yeah, it's pretty bad, honey.
00:48:54Oh.
00:48:56It's on my glasses.
00:49:00Hon, this is real bad.
00:49:03This is real bad.
00:49:04I need a towel.
00:49:06Will you go get me a towel, hon?
00:49:09Huh?
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Oh, I'll use my radio.
00:49:14Yeah.
00:49:15Okay.
00:49:26Dispatch?
00:49:28Dispatch?
00:49:29Coffee, Chapman.
00:49:30Go ahead.
00:49:30This, I...
00:49:32This is Officer Chapman.
00:49:33I have a 1033.
00:49:38Need a spoon, Chapman.
00:49:42Lights open.
00:49:43Go ahead, Chapman.
00:49:44Nice.
00:49:48Something fell on me, hon.
00:49:50I'm open.
00:49:51Go ahead, Chapman.
00:49:53No!
00:49:53Go ahead.
00:49:59Oh, my God.
00:50:37Now let's see the kind of stuff you're made of.
00:51:01Oh, my God.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:52:06Oh, my God.
00:52:38Oh, my God.
00:52:48Oh, my God.
00:53:01Oh, my God.
00:53:04Oh, my God.
00:53:34Oh, my God.
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:54:25Oh, my God.
00:54:47Oh, my God.
00:55:07Oh, my God.
00:55:18Oh, my God.
00:55:50Oh, my God.
00:56:17Oh, my God.
00:56:29Oh, my God.
00:56:33Oh, my God.
00:57:08Bye, hon.
00:57:18Oh, my God.
00:57:36Oh, my God.
00:58:09Oh, my God.
00:58:30Oh, my God.
00:59:00Oh, my God.
00:59:04Oh, my God.
01:00:26Oh, my God.
01:00:31Oh, my God.
01:01:20Oh, my God.
01:01:35Oh, my God.
01:01:51Oh, my God.
01:02:48Oh, my God.
01:02:51Oh, my God.
01:03:25Oh, my God.
01:03:51Oh, my God.
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