00:00What happened to your shirt? Is that the first question?
00:02He looks so cute!
00:04Leave him alone!
00:06Thank you, Lesley.
00:08I support his outfit.
00:10He looks sexy in Georgia!
00:14Hey, I'm Jason Isaacs and these cool kids
00:16are the cast of White Lotus Season 3
00:18and this is the Vanity Fair Quiz Show.
00:20Oh, you did this. That was very good.
00:22Okay, go.
00:24So, my first question is
00:26who is my favorite Harry Potter character
00:28besides my own?
00:30Wait, say that again?
00:32I have a feeling it's Draco, your son.
00:34I think it would be the Hermione.
00:36Carrie Coon has it right
00:38because she is the smartest wizard
00:40because I have two daughters
00:42and there we go.
00:44What is my go-to karaoke song?
00:46I did sing it.
00:48We are family.
00:50Nope, I know this.
00:52So not my go-to.
00:54Bruno Mars!
00:56Oh, I love how excited you are.
00:58Absolutely wrong.
01:00It's Purple Rain because it's a very narrow range.
01:02Purple Rain.
01:04And then finally,
01:06online there was a fan campaign
01:08to cast me as a certain X-Men character.
01:10It's been going on forever because they think I should be it.
01:12Thanks very much, fans.
01:14Magneto.
01:16Yeah, Magneto.
01:18Is that the bald guy?
01:20God, it's killing me because you got it right
01:22because it's Magneto.
01:24Okay, get out.
01:28Which cast member
01:30would I call
01:32to bail me out of jail?
01:34Amy Liu.
01:36I was going to say someone else.
01:38It's either Amy Liu, Walton, or Carrie.
01:40Or Michelle Monahan.
01:42So everybody...
01:44It's Amy Liu.
01:46I traveled with her.
01:48She's really good.
01:50What item did I take from the White Lotus?
01:52Set.
01:54I was going to say a bathrobe.
01:56Yeah, I was going to say a bathrobe too.
01:58No, I remember you took something.
02:00I'm feeling shoes.
02:02I don't know.
02:04She didn't even have shoes.
02:06Oh, the shades.
02:08A towel.
02:10You're such a good girl.
02:12I wanted a piece of the art
02:14that she created.
02:16Our production designer did these amazing things.
02:18But I couldn't take that and carry on.
02:20I took so much stuff.
02:22We took towels, bathrobes, shoes.
02:24What did you take?
02:26I'm scandalous.
02:28You took sets
02:30or you took hotel stuff?
02:32No, no, the White Lotus branded stuff.
02:34You took the White Lotus branded stuff?
02:36I thought that was illegal.
02:38I'm afraid you missed the theme of the season.
02:42Okay.
02:44What was the occupation of Christine Everhart,
02:46my character,
02:48from Iron Man?
02:50A journalist!
02:52I want it to be more specific
02:54because journalist is not enough.
02:56I want the name
02:58of the magazine.
03:00The name of the magazine.
03:02Vanity Fair.
03:06Six wins!
03:08Vanity Fair!
03:14What cinematic universe do I share with Reese Witherspoon?
03:16Cruel Intentions!
03:18You can't scream
03:20until we all give the answer.
03:22You all just shouted it.
03:24That was easy.
03:26Cruel Intentions.
03:28What color are my eyes?
03:30Brown.
03:32Brown.
03:34Hazel.
03:36Did everyone guess?
03:38Hazel.
03:40Who the fuck said brown?
03:42Hazel.
03:44Yeah, sorry.
03:46Aren't you color blind?
03:52Next question.
03:54How did I celebrate after I booked the White Lotus?
03:56This is fun.
03:58None of you know.
04:00Did you go on a trip with your mom?
04:02None of you are going to guess.
04:04You were in Toronto.
04:06You went out to see a movie with your dad.
04:08You're kind of close.
04:10You were with your dad in the truck.
04:12Sam was with me today.
04:14Wait, none of you are going to get it.
04:16It's really sweet.
04:18I watched School of Rock with my family.
04:24I was like, we should watch School of Rock.
04:26It's one of my favorite movies.
04:30On which social media platform
04:32do I have a shared account with my husband?
04:34Zero.
04:36I don't think you have a shared.
04:38Maybe Twitter.
04:40MySpace.
04:42Twitter or Facebook.
04:44Playbill.
04:46Google Scholar.
04:48Twitter.
04:50Letterboxd.
04:52Over 10,000 Blu-rays.
04:54This is going to be very revealing for you.
04:56Which trait do I have the most in common
04:58with my character, Lori?
05:00Not a drunk.
05:02You live in New York.
05:04A good dancer.
05:06This is so nice.
05:08Wear sunscreen.
05:12Go on.
05:14I'm going between
05:16loyalty and how smart she is.
05:18That's so nice.
05:20I just said that I complain a lot.
05:22Thank you so much.
05:24That was a lovely exercise for me.
05:26Can you add New York?
05:28New York is good.
05:30We'll make it New York.
05:32Give Sarah Catherine a point.
05:34She's a New York City complainer.
05:36If I had a chance,
05:38who would I play in a biopic?
05:40Catherine Hepburn.
05:42Should I give you a hint?
05:44Think more literary.
05:46Virginia Woolf.
05:48Doesn't mean you can't do it again.
05:50One of the Brontes.
05:52I already did that in a play,
05:54but good guess.
05:56It's so unfair.
05:58Edna St. Vincent Millay.
06:00Remember when I said smart?
06:03What happened to your shirt?
06:05Is that the first question?
06:07He looks so cute.
06:09Leave him alone.
06:11I support his outfit.
06:13He looks sexy and gorgeous.
06:15My first one is,
06:17what is my favorite cartoon character?
06:19I have to think for a second.
06:21Geez.
06:23We're going to have to guess with you?
06:25You just said to wait to write it down.
06:27Okay.
06:29I'm giving him ideas.
06:32Do you even know what cartoons are?
06:34Come on.
06:36I watch this with my brother all the time.
06:40SpongeBob.
06:42There we go.
06:46SpongeBob.
06:48With Patrick the starfish.
06:52Okay.
06:54I should write it down first.
06:58Was I supposed to do this ahead of time?
07:01Okay.
07:03I'm going to make this a two-part question.
07:05I'm going to make it more interesting.
07:07What was my nickname growing up?
07:09What was my nickname on set?
07:11Fedora P.
07:13Or Protein P.
07:15Aquatic P.
07:19Sorry.
07:21Breakfast P.
07:23Patrick Star.
07:25Patty.
07:27Patty cake.
07:30I don't get it.
07:32Patty cake.
07:34What is the first thing I do
07:36when I get to a new hotel room?
07:38Talk to the cook.
07:40Go to the chef.
07:42Look at the menu.
07:44What is it?
07:46It's a mini bar.
07:48I go right for the mini bar.
07:50For the snacks, not the drinks.
07:52You asked him to empty the mini bar.
07:54I do go and check out the buffet.
07:56Everybody gets a point.
08:00Name a sketch
08:02I wrote while
08:04working at SNL.
08:06Oh no.
08:08I didn't know you worked at SNL.
08:10They don't know me.
08:12That's awesome.
08:14I thought this was your first job.
08:16I'm like a Swiss army knife.
08:18It's a sketch called
08:20I Made It.
08:22It was the monologue for Taraji P. Henson.
08:24No big deal.
08:26Shit.
08:29I was impressed.
08:31Not at all.
08:33It was a musical number.
08:35Who was my favorite character
08:37in season one of White Lotus?
08:39Tanya.
08:41Everyone got it.
08:43I don't know if you guys are going to get this,
08:45but if I was the subject
08:47of a comedy roast,
08:49who would I want to host?
08:51Mike White.
08:53Nice job.
08:551,000%.
08:581,000%.
09:02What is one thing I always take
09:04from my hotel room?
09:06Ashtray.
09:08He stopped smoking.
09:10Good job, kid.
09:12Memories.
09:14The hat.
09:16Sandals.
09:18I guess nothing.
09:24Besides the White Lotus,
09:26what was my favorite HBO show of all time?
09:28I don't think you watch television.
09:30I don't watch television.
09:32He's a movie boy.
09:34I wrote one down.
09:36I would say Six Feet Under.
09:38Game of Thrones.
09:40I don't know.
09:42Sex and the City.
09:44No, I do love Sex and the City.
09:46It was Hacks.
09:52Which actor inspired me to start acting?
09:54Your mom.
09:56No.
09:58That's a good guess.
10:00I think it was an older actor that none of us know.
10:02I'll give you a hint.
10:04It is a French woman.
10:06Isabelle Huppert.
10:08No, I know her name.
10:10Juliette Binoche.
10:12Juliette is going to guess that.
10:14Great job.
10:16You can see the trifecta
10:18of the three.
10:20We know each other too well.
10:22Juliette Binoche.
10:24Nobody knows each other
10:26better than the three of us.
10:28I also feel like I know a lot that's not on the cards.
10:30That's more, you know.
10:32Okay, that's fair.
10:34Yeah, that's true.
10:36The winner
10:38is Sarah Kelly.
10:40Yay!
10:42Wait, let me ask something.
10:44Did she win by one point?
10:46No.
10:48Two and a half.
10:50Listen, I pay attention to my peers.
10:52Sarah and Leslie are tied.
10:54Whoa!
10:56That was the Vanity Fair quiz show.
10:58This is the cast of White Lodge Season 3.
11:00Yay!
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