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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 3
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00:01Welcome to the Manor House.
00:03The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:08This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:13Welcome to the perfect pooch.
00:15This is SOS, survive or surrender.
00:19Welcome to the backstabber.
00:20Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:23Oh my word.
00:24Do you all understand?
00:25Yes, sir.
00:26He's ready to play a little game.
00:28But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:34Oh my God, are you joking me?
00:38That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:42Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:45I'm definitely going to sabotage!
00:49Woo!
00:50Yeah!
00:52Oh my God!
00:54Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:56Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur.
01:01And a different fake show host.
01:05Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show.
01:08And build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to share worth up to £30,000.
01:15And there's only one rule.
01:17Don't get more!
01:19Celebrity Captured.
01:20Help!
01:21Tonight, the celebrities are joined by legendary lioness, Jill Scott.
01:27I feel so bad.
01:29As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show, The Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
01:35Hosted by renowned TV chef Monica Galletti.
01:39How are you?
01:39You having a good day?
01:40It's about to get even better.
01:42He's walking in out.
01:43He's walking in out.
01:43Get ready for madness.
01:45No!
01:45Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:46Mind games.
01:47Someone play with me?
01:48I'm not sure.
01:49And mayhem.
01:52Yes!
01:53It's celebrity sabotage.
02:01It's a brand new day at the Manor House.
02:03And the celebrities are back to cause chaos.
02:06Let's go!
02:10We are back in the house!
02:12Come on!
02:13We're back!
02:14We're back!
02:15We're back!
02:16We're back!
02:17We're back!
02:17We're back!
02:18Do you like that?
02:19Come on!
02:20Do you know what it is about missions?
02:22You get really excited, now's my time to shine.
02:24And then when it gets to it, I get really nervous.
02:27Yes!
02:27We get like a new special guest and we get a new host.
02:36Here comes the Troublemaker!
02:46I'm so excited!
02:48Jill, let me tell you something.
02:49Keep that excitement because you have no idea how crazy this show is.
02:55Right.
02:55Do you feel you've got a part of you inside you that can have this little bit of evil?
03:00I am competitive, but to sabotage, I am a bit scared.
03:04But we're doing it for the greater good, aren't we?
03:06Exactly!
03:07Yeah.
03:07Yes, we're mashing up their life of the day, but for the future, it's for the best.
03:11Exactly.
03:12And their reaction is always worth it.
03:14So where we're starting?
03:16What we're doing?
03:17HQ alert!
03:18Oh, I've got HQ alert!
03:20Celebrities.
03:21Yes!
03:21Hello!
03:22Now Jill Scott is here, your team is complete.
03:24Come on, Jill!
03:25Yes!
03:27Six contestants are on their way to the Manor House, and they think they're here to take
03:31part in a brand new cooking competition called The Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
03:35Oh!
03:37Oh!
03:38Look at me!
03:39Wow, there's so much we can do with that!
03:41The pressure!
03:42Oh, no, no, no!
03:43Oh, look!
03:47I've always had a very strong interest in cooking.
03:50I definitely think I would give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money with my beef Wellington.
03:55Oh, I feel so bad.
03:58They're going to put so much effort into this.
04:00There's something about just making sure that, you know, everyone's fed a bit like Jesus feeding
04:04the 5,000.
04:05I'm not Jesus, by the way.
04:09Why does Will literally look like my child?
04:11I love cooking because it makes me happy to make others happy.
04:15Hopefully, I could win.
04:17I would say I'm not competitive, but I am.
04:20I'm in it to win it.
04:23When people taste my food, I just want to get that, oh, my God.
04:28I know this is all about fun.
04:29I've got to be really honest, I really want to win this.
04:32They've got the game faces on.
04:33You look at Casey.
04:34It would be exciting to cook for a celebrity.
04:37I've never done it before.
04:38Well, I have, actually.
04:38I made a sandwich for Sean Ryder.
04:40I can't believe there's a whole tent.
04:44Hello, and welcome to The Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
04:48Six of Britain's best home cooks stand in front of me.
04:51And over the next two days, you'll be cooking up a storm, testing your culinary talents.
04:56She's gonna smash this.
04:58She's gonna smash this.
04:58Because once the two days are up, I will crown one of you the Great Kitchen Cook-Off champion.
05:03But before all of that, it's time for me to introduce my co-host.
05:07Who's the co-host?
05:08So please welcome the delightful Judy Love.
05:11Whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:13Whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:14What the hell is going on?
05:15Well, you're not up there, mate.
05:16You're not up there.
05:16You're not up there.
05:24It's one thing being a sabotage and hiding, but actually acting the whole time.
05:30Judy, you got this.
05:31You can do this.
05:32You're gonna be like a person in the field.
05:33Yeah, it's gonna be like a person in the field.
05:34You know what I mean?
05:36Mission alert.
05:38Judy, you must become the co-host of The Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
05:43And when called upon, sabotage in plain sight.
05:46It's amazing.
05:47It's amazing.
05:48So you've got to host a show whilst pretending you're on another show.
05:50That's a lot, man.
05:52They're really pretty.
05:52Just to let you know, I've got an earpiece in telling me what's going on.
05:55Judy is actually stuck in hair and make-up, believe it or not.
05:59Ah, so Judy gets hair and make-up and not me.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Yeah, I see.
06:05Come on!
06:06Oh!
06:09That is very cool.
06:10Look at you.
06:11Very cool.
06:14I'm so excited and I'm nervous at the same time.
06:17But listen, I've got to go.
06:18I can't keep Monica waiting.
06:19Good luck.
06:20You've got this.
06:21I am a host.
06:23I'm a host.
06:25In a cooking show.
06:30Oh, my God, I'm so nervous for her.
06:32I can't believe I've got to do this.
06:34Oh, Monica's got her little fake watch out.
06:37Guys, I am so sorry.
06:41Go from the top.
06:42It's just who's bringing.
06:43Oh!
06:44Let's go.
06:47Judy, touch your nose if you can hear us.
06:50Yes!
06:54It's real, baby!
06:55It's real!
06:55It's happening!
06:56Judy Love, everybody!
07:00Come on, Judy.
07:02Hello, home cooks.
07:03So I'm here to tell you about your great kitchen cook-off challenge.
07:08We're after mini Yorkshire puddings,
07:10Victoria sponge cakes and sausage rolls.
07:13Everyone, you have three hours.
07:16It's time to cook off.
07:18Oh, I love a catchphrase.
07:21So good, Judy.
07:22No rehearsals.
07:23Nod if you're enjoying yourself.
07:24Are you enjoying yourself?
07:25If you could tell your face, that'd be absolutely fantastic.
07:30Mission alert.
07:31Oh, yes!
07:34Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
07:37GK, you must sabotage Toomey by swapping her sugar for salt in the larder,
07:41so it ruins her Victoria sponge batter.
07:43Oh, no.
07:45So sugar for salt?
07:47Yeah, sugar for salt.
07:47But you can't be seen.
07:49I don't know the difference between sugar and salt.
07:51This mission is worth £2,000.
07:54That's a good chunk of change.
07:56Remember, there's only one rule.
07:58Don't get caught.
07:59Otherwise, there will be serious consequences.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:04Right.
08:05Really happy that I've spent four hours in glam.
08:08Maybe you could pretend to be, like, a chef.
08:11Crew.
08:11No crew has makeup done so impeccably.
08:15Well, guess what?
08:16Today, someone's actually tried.
08:18All right?
08:23Oh, my God, no way.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:25Go and do it.
08:26Okay.
08:26You got this.
08:28Do you think they're going to recognize us?
08:30Yeah, 100%.
08:30Okay, so we're going to lose GK.
08:33Carefully, Grant.
08:33Go on, GK's out.
08:35Just like it's just us three, guys.
08:38To pull off this sabotage, GK will have to get from HQ to the larder without blowing her cover.
08:50Should I do a light jog?
08:51I'm going to jog.
08:52GK, you need to crew walk.
08:55Oh.
08:56Why is she walking so weird?
08:59Walk normal, GK!
09:01Oh, my God, I'm so on edge.
09:02My heart is beating out my bum.
09:04Hi, Tumi.
09:05Hello.
09:06How do you feel, um, cooking against the other five in here?
09:09I feel good.
09:10This is my safe space.
09:11I'm in control here, and the Tara sponge cake.
09:14My aim is to really wow you with the flavor.
09:17She's now telling a really lovely story, and we're about to ruin her cooking.
09:21All right, Tumi.
09:21Good luck.
09:23I'm going.
09:23Oh, my God, I'm so on edge.
09:26So what do I need to do?
09:28You're going to swap the sugar and the salt.
09:30Yeah.
09:30Tumi.
09:33They're just...
09:35Oh, she's doing it, she's doing it!
09:37You like that?
09:39Oh, no!
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41No!
09:41You've got to tidy that up, GK.
09:42You can't just leave it like that.
09:44Oh, yeah.
09:46It's all over the floor.
09:47She needs to hurry up.
09:49Yeah, I need to get some ingredients.
09:54GK, you go not to scare you, but Tumi's now on the loose.
09:57Really?
09:58You want to clear up the floor first?
09:59It's the...
09:59Why did I pour it everywhere?
10:01You need to get out there pretty soon.
10:06Tumi's coming, you need to go.
10:25Tumi's coming.
10:27Tumi's coming.
10:28Tumi's coming.
10:36Tumi's coming.
10:52Tumi's coming.
10:53Tumi's coming.
10:59Tumi's coming.
11:00Tumi's coming.
11:01Tumi's coming.
11:01Tumi's coming.
11:02Tumi's coming.
11:02Tumi's coming.
11:04Tumi's coming.
11:06Tumi's coming.
11:07D.K, go, get out of there.
11:08Go, go, go, go, go.
11:12Don't run. You're going to look suspicious. You're going to walk.
11:19Guys.
11:22We've got to talk about your walking.
11:24This is an impression of you walking across the field,
11:27trying to look like a normal crew member.
11:31Well, I thought if I did a jog...
11:33There's nothing that says less like I'm crew.
11:42Right, 12 minutes left, guys.
11:47And it's OK, and...
11:50Judy, you're so cruel.
11:53So, what's the sausage roll?
11:54So, it's kind of like a Mediterranean spiced sausage.
11:58Judy, at some point while you're there,
12:00can you just touch his mustache?
12:02What about gravy?
12:04And then I'm doing a red wine jus where it sits on it.
12:06The red wine jus...
12:07Come in, come in.
12:08Yeah!
12:09Come in, come in, come in.
12:10Oh, yeah.
12:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:15Monica!
12:15Yes, Judy!
12:17Come here, you.
12:17Let's just get on the road.
12:19Monica's taken her away.
12:24So, I'm making my batter for my Victoria sponge cake.
12:28So, I just have butter and sugar.
12:30Oh, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar!
12:32Oh, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar!
12:33Oh, sugar, sugar, sugar!
12:33It's happening, it's happening!
12:36It's happening!
12:36Oh, my God, she hasn't noticed!
12:38I need to make sure that the flavour is really good.
12:45Oh, my God!
12:46It's too...
12:49Um...
12:50Hands gone up.
12:51What is this, though?
12:52What is this, though?
12:52Master for Victoria sponge cake.
12:53I'd like to start from scratch.
12:55Can I have a look?
12:56Yeah.
12:56It looks a bit split.
12:58Yeah.
12:58Oh?
12:59Have a taste of that.
13:00Oh, my God.
13:01It's like salt instead of sugar.
13:04Thank you!
13:05It's away.
13:05It's gone.
13:06It's away.
13:08Oh, my God.
13:09This is not caster sugar.
13:12You've got icing sugar?
13:13This is not caster sugar.
13:14This is...
13:19Ah, yes!
13:21You've done it!
13:23Mission alert!
13:24Here are your next sabotage missions.
13:27Jill, you must hide in the vegetable patch
13:29and lock Casey in the larder.
13:31He's so tall as well.
13:32You are so tall.
13:33No vegetables are that big.
13:35Meanwhile, Sam, you must ruin Anne's Yorkshire puddings
13:38by turning off her oven.
13:40What?
13:40To do so, Jill must smuggle Sam into the tent
13:43hidden inside a cleaning trolley.
13:45Wait a minute.
13:46They get that and I'm a cabbage patch doll.
13:49Each mission is worth £2,000.
13:52Yeah, but, Jill, what are you going to wear?
13:58Oh, my God, no one's ever going to know!
14:00Oh, my God!
14:00No one's ever going to know!
14:02What?
14:02Jill, you look like mud.
14:04I think you need to get your serious heads on now.
14:07Let me just remind you of what you're doing.
14:09Right, OK, yes.
14:09Joe and Sam.
14:11Yeah.
14:11You need to walk in there, hide in the cleaning trolley,
14:14and you turn an oven off.
14:15Jill, hide in the veggie patch.
14:17OK.
14:18£4,000 is on the line.
14:20Bigger money, bigger reveal.
14:22Maybe we should just use the garage door.
14:26Just go, just go, just go!
14:29There are only 30 minutes left on the Home Cooks Challenge,
14:32so the pressure is on for Joel, Sam and Jill to create their kitchen catastrophes before time runs out.
14:39The celebs are nearly at the tent.
14:41Two of the celebs are coming to the tent.
14:50Oh, my God!
14:54Anne!
14:55So what are you making?
14:56So I'm making onion bhaje, Yorkshire pudding.
14:58Oh, love a bhaje.
14:59Not professional, I'm just a little home cook.
15:02Some of the best cooking I get from the Home Cooks.
15:05Jill, are you able to show me where you are?
15:08Oh, my God, it's Jill.
15:10Jill, if it is any consolation, you look like a vegetable patch.
15:15I've currently got a carrot up my arse.
15:17Jill, a lot of people would pay to have that.
15:22Right, Jill, Casey's on the move to the larder.
15:25OK.
15:27Keep being a vegetable.
15:32Stay hidden.
15:33There's going to be a tight window here, so be ready.
15:37OK?
15:37Just inside the larder, just wait.
15:40Go, go, go now.
15:41Go now, now.
15:42You're a lioness.
15:43Quick, crawl, crawl, crawl.
15:45Go, go, go.
15:49Get down.
15:50Get back into the soil.
15:53That was so ungraceful.
15:55Stay there, she hasn't realised yet.
15:58Don't move.
15:58Huh.
16:01Oh, she's locked in.
16:03Jill, give me a thumbs up.
16:05I'm going to hell.
16:06Lovely.
16:07Guys, Casey is stuck in the larder.
16:11Yes.
16:11Yes.
16:14Jill, can you hear her trying to get out?
16:17Someone let me out, please.
16:19You can come and run back now.
16:21Run, Jill.
16:22Go on.
16:22Be quick, though, because it does look weird that a tree's running.
16:28If my cake burns, I'm going to be mighty upset.
16:33Jill!
16:34Oh, my God.
16:36Jill, you did it!
16:37Well done.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:39That was really stressful.
16:48It's not far.
17:00Just to let everyone know, Casey is coming back to the tent.
17:04She broke out.
17:05Oh.
17:10So you've got all your ingredients?
17:12I think so.
17:13Yeah.
17:13I mean, I just got trapped in the larder.
17:16Is that, like, sabotage?
17:19Oh, my God.
17:20Did she just say sabotage?
17:23No.
17:23Trapped in there.
17:24I was in there, and the door went slam, and I stood there like that.
17:27Monica, you're smashing it.
17:29With Jill's mission complete, now Joel must prove that he can stand the heat
17:33as he smuggled Sam into the kitchen to sabotage Anne's oven.
17:37Joel, have you got a plan?
17:40Let's get things clean.
17:42I do feel like this is the most high-risk one.
17:46I'm not used to using a pan oven, so it's all going to be about
17:50a little bit of trial and error, so we'll see what happens.
17:54Good luck, guys.
17:55You've got this.
17:56Remember, two grand for some soggy Yorkshire puds.
17:59Judy.
18:00Get ready.
18:02They're coming in.
18:03How are they going to turn this oven off, though?
18:06Oh, we're going.
18:07We're going.
18:08Me and Jill came out.
18:10Joel and Sam are coming in.
18:11Well, Mum doesn't know.
18:13She imagine well.
18:23I'm so nervous.
18:25I'm feeling anxious for them.
18:28We need to get Anne away.
18:30Judy.
18:31Get Anne away from her oven.
18:34Sorry.
18:35Squeeze through there.
18:36Squeeze through there, please.
18:38Anne is getting locked up.
18:41Sam, are you okay?
18:43Well, where are we?
18:48Guys, you need to move.
18:50Anne.
18:50What have we got here?
18:52Can we cut your hand?
18:54I think you've just nipped yourself.
18:56Oh, yeah.
18:56I think we're just going to have to get you just blue.
18:58Yeah, we'll just blue plaster.
19:00Go, go, go, go, go.
19:03Let me just take that.
19:04Go.
19:06Can I just get a plaster for her hand, please, for Anne's hand,
19:10before she carries on cocky?
19:12Go on.
19:17What am I doing?
19:18What am I doing?
19:20What am I doing?
19:21Put it the wrong way around.
19:22What do I do?
19:23Oh, no.
19:27Judy, keep her distracted.
19:28They have the trolley the wrong way around.
19:32It doesn't hurt anything, does it?
19:34No, no.
19:34No, no.
19:39I think it's off.
19:40I think it's off.
19:41Get us out of it.
19:41Get us out of it.
19:42Get out of there.
19:43Get out of there.
19:45I think we've done it.
19:47If you all don't want to do it, just get out.
19:51Yeah, stop cleaning now.
19:55Get out of the room.
19:58Is she looking at him?
20:05You're quite enjoying getting up to Mr.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Are you?
20:08This is a bit me.
20:20We are elite to this.
20:23Yay!
20:25Well done!
20:26Yes!
20:28With Anne's oven now off, the big question is, are her Yorkies ruined?
20:35Home cooks.
20:37There is ten minutes remaining.
20:42Right.
20:43Little bit of a mistake here.
20:46Oh, my Yorkshire didn't rise as much as I wanted it to do.
20:52Ah!
20:53Yes!
20:53But you know what?
20:55Fingers crossed.
20:56Fingers aren't going to help you.
20:59No crosses are going to be helping that one.
21:02To me is a little bit stressed.
21:05Yes.
21:09I'm definitely running out of time.
21:12I'm going to do my best.
21:16Home cooks, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
21:28Can you smell the burning?
21:31Home cooks, your time is up.
21:34Please step away from your stations.
21:36Monica will now be assessing your dishes in the taste test.
21:41Mission alert.
21:42Oh, oh, oh!
21:44Another one.
21:44Judy, inside a mug on the tasting table is a human hare.
21:49During the taste test, you must pretend to discover the hare when you take a bite of Will's dish.
21:55Oh, my God.
21:57Oh, he's going to be so gutted.
21:59And it's going to be great.
22:00This mission is worth £4,000.
22:03Here we go.
22:06Casey looks very nervous.
22:08I do feel a bit bad that she lost her time in the larder, though.
22:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:12Casey, it smells lovely.
22:14The pastry's got, it's crisp.
22:16It has caught on the sides here, which you want to be careful.
22:18If she's had a bit longer, it might have been better.
22:23And you're up next.
22:24Come on, Anne.
22:25Come on, Anne.
22:27Oh.
22:31Did you intentionally want them to be this flat?
22:34Oh!
22:38Um...
22:38As I said, it's more about the flavour.
22:41Oh, she's flagging her way out of this view, Blianne.
22:44I love Anne.
22:45Did you love her when you were turning off her oven?
22:48Toomey, would you like to bring your plate to the taste table, please?
22:52Oh, she's had a tough day.
22:54Wow, look at that.
22:56Wonderful.
22:57The fact that you had to remake your sponge cake.
23:00Very happy.
23:01Thank you so much.
23:02This means a lot to me.
23:03To me, to me, to me.
23:05As you can see, I'm scooping up the gravies and bits with the last bit of Yorkshire pudding,
23:09so I think that says it all.
23:11All right, Judy.
23:12Will's next.
23:13If you have the hair, just itchy nose.
23:16Yeah!
23:16Yeah!
23:18OK, Will, you're up next.
23:20Oh, Will doesn't know what's coming.
23:23It's going to be so embarrassing.
23:24And everyone's going to look and be like, yeah, it's from his moustache.
23:27All right, shall we?
23:29How is she going to do this?
23:31I'll come back to that one.
23:32Yeah, let's start with this.
23:34Oh!
23:35Oh, my God!
23:38Oh, God!
23:44Oh, God, sorry.
23:58OK, Will, you're up next.
24:00Oh, Will doesn't know what's coming.
24:03Shall we?
24:03Oh!
24:05Oh, God!
24:08Oh, God!
24:08Oh, God, sorry.
24:13Oh, God!
24:19Look how long it is!
24:21Look how long it is!
24:22I don't...what?
24:22Is this hair?
24:23I'm not sure if that's the mark.
24:28Oh, my God!
24:30I don't believe I'm blonde.
24:32Oh, my God, this is good acting.
24:33Oh, she's doing it.
24:33Here we are.
24:34Here we are.
24:34I can't handle this.
24:35I can't handle it.
24:37You all right?
24:39Judy looks like she's about to cop up a third ball.
24:43Don't worry, don't worry, Will.
24:44Don't worry.
24:45Look at him, he wants to be swallowed up!
24:48Oh, God!
24:48That's ten grand!
24:49Yes, Judy, you've let it!
24:51That's ten grand!
24:51Look, we can surpass a hair or whatever this...
24:55Yeah, I'm so confused.
24:56This is delicious.
24:59Thank you, Will.
25:00Thanks, Will.
25:00Judy, you've absolutely smashed that.
25:04Congratulations, everyone, on completing your first task.
25:08Go and get some rest, because if you thought it was hot in the kitchen today...
25:14Whoo!
25:15It's going to get even hotter tomorrow.
25:18APPLAUSE
25:23Somehow, in the vegetarian sausage mix, there was a long blonde hair.
25:27Oh, no, the worst thing that could happen.
25:30Oh, I had a problem with my Yorkshire pennies, but then everybody had a problem.
25:34Well, well, I think he'd probably have one of my hairs in his boots.
25:39The minute I saw the jar saying sugar, but there was salt in it,
25:45I thought it was a sign to go home.
25:47I'm so happy that it all turned out okay, and it tastes good.
25:54Yeah!
25:57It's all good!
25:59Ooh!
25:59HQ alert.
26:02Celebrities, you've completed all of your missions successfully,
26:05which means you've added £10,000 to the prize pot.
26:08Yeah!
26:09Oh, my Lord!
26:11Get some rest, because there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.
26:15One, two, three, sabotage!
26:22It's day two of fake show, The Great Kitchen Cook-Off,
26:26and the celebs are hungry for more mischief.
26:29Here we are. Day two.
26:31Oh, I see Judy Love.
26:33Judy!
26:34She's got her cards in her hand!
26:36Judy loves this job.
26:37Good morning, Judy Love. Touch your nose if you can hear us.
26:41There she goes.
26:42Good morning, Monica. Touch Judy's nose if you can hear us.
26:46Ha, ha, ha, ha!
26:48Yay!
26:51After an eventful first day, the home cooks arrive
26:55to beset their second challenge from Chef Monica.
26:58Here they come!
27:01Good morning, home cooks.
27:04Today, I will be assessing how you cope
27:07in the high-pressure world of hospitality
27:09as the manor opens its doors to 60 hungry guests.
27:15Wow!
27:1860!
27:19That's a lot!
27:20For this, you'll be split into teams
27:22and open two pop-up restaurants.
27:26And Tumi and Casey, you'll be running the pizzeria.
27:30And Steve, Sarah and Will, you'll be running the barbecue grill.
27:36I'm in charge of jerking.
27:38Boy!
27:41It's time to cook off!
27:43Woo!
27:45We need to be on our game today.
27:47Yeah.
27:47Do you know we've got to avoid 60 diners as well?
27:49And what do we not want to do?
27:50Get caught.
27:51Get caught.
27:52Located at different stations around the manor grounds,
27:55each team member has a different role to fulfil.
27:58Anne and Steve are on prep, Tumi and Sarah are chefs,
28:02and Casey and Will are running their respective fronts of house.
28:06First of all, I'm going to start my coleslaw.
28:10So, if I could cut into that.
28:14Anne's come back firing.
28:15She's taken yesterday and she's been like,
28:17do you know what, I'm not going out without fire.
28:18Yeah.
28:19First time, don't tell anyone else.
28:20Using a gas barbecue.
28:22Are they alpacas or llamas?
28:24Yeah.
28:25I think they're llamas.
28:30Mission alert.
28:33Sam and GK.
28:34Yeah!
28:35You must get the manor's pet alpacas to eat food from Anne's pizza prep station.
28:39We love going for Anne!
28:41This mission is worth £5,000.
28:44No!
28:45Five!
28:46That is so much money!
28:48Oh, GK, we've got this, man.
28:49I feel quite confident because it's us two.
28:52Yeah, we're legends.
28:53We're like the...
28:53Yes.
28:54Yes, yes.
28:55That was the answer.
28:56With the mission set, all they need to do is get there.
29:00I'll just start it.
29:02There we go.
29:03Your hand puts on the brake, mate.
29:11Hello.
29:12Good afternoon.
29:14Home cooks, your diners have arrived.
29:19Please make your way to the front of the manor to welcome him.
29:23I am going.
29:26Come on, Steve!
29:28Right, act kind of short.
29:28It's like we're on a safari.
29:30All right.
29:31Do you know where we're going?
29:32Yeah.
29:33Whee!
29:33Oh, my God.
29:34What are you doing?
29:35What are you doing?
29:36I need to remind you that there is 60 diners out there.
29:40You're going to drive right past them, so keep it down.
29:44What are you doing?
29:45What are you doing?
29:48What are you doing?
29:49What are you doing?
29:49What are you doing?
29:50What are you doing?
29:51What are you doing?
29:52What are you doing?
30:07It's not an item.
30:09Oh, wait. Oh, that's... Oh, my God. Jesus.
30:12We're starting to regret sending you and GK out, I'll be honest.
30:15You can't drive, you can't do gates.
30:18Is this electric? No.
30:20No! No!
30:21You two are the worst farmers I've ever seen in my life.
30:24Go in and see if you can lead them out.
30:26Sam, not to be disrespectful, but that one looks a bit like
30:28Caudial Winkleman. It's double the one on the right?
30:30Yeah. It's the fringe.
30:31Get them to the pizza table.
30:33Is that coleslaw? Hello, look.
30:35What's this? What's that? He hates coleslaw.
30:38Try putting the alpaca food on the table
30:41and then give them a little tug.
30:44You go.
30:46Courgette? For the lady?
30:48Start a relationship with them, you know?
30:50Would you like to be off the lead?
30:52Oh, God.
30:53There we go. He's off.
30:56Uh-oh. Sam?
30:57Okay. Sam, slowly walk away.
31:00Oh, no! No!
31:02Do you know how to get back, Anne?
31:04I will find my way.
31:06Anne's on her way back.
31:07You can't fail this.
31:08We failed it.
31:09We can't dig it.
31:10It's not our fault that they've got an attitude,
31:11do you know what I mean?
31:12They don't like their veg.
31:13Anne's on her way back.
31:14Anne's on her way back.
31:15Anne's on her way back.
31:16Get your clipboard.
31:17Don't run, because they're going to run after.
31:19Ow!
31:20My knee!
31:20Anne is literally on her way back.
31:22Get back in the bargain.
31:22You are the worst team player I've ever seen in my life!
31:27Run, run, run, run!
31:28God!
31:29It's better to fail than get caught, so just run.
31:33Gutted.
31:34It was the alpacas!
31:36Who but them?
31:37Oh, no!
31:40There's an alpaca on the loose.
31:42Oh, my God, there's two of them.
31:45We've left the gate open by mistake, so the alpacas have got loose.
31:49They're just roaming free now.
31:51Look at Anne.
31:52She doesn't even know anything's happened.
31:54Three minutes ago, there was alpacas sniffing at her coleslaw.
31:59That couldn't have gone any worse if we had tried.
32:06The alpacas are free.
32:07The alpacas are free now.
32:08They're just loose.
32:09That's so bad.
32:14Oh, don't you say that.
32:15You're like Dad.
32:16If you say that, it's really bad.
32:18Guys, I'm really disappointed at you.
32:19No!
32:23So, on the menu we have a herbal burger.
32:26It's a size of a salad or coleslaw.
32:27So, your order's all put down and all on the way for you.
32:29So, I'll keep you updated and I'll bring it up to you.
32:31Now, this is a trial pizza for you.
32:34Do you like that, vegetarian or vegan?
32:36Vegetarian.
32:37Vegetarian.
32:37Perfect.
32:40Mission alert.
32:42This is it.
32:43This is it.
32:44This is redemption.
32:45Send the adults.
32:46Joel.
32:47Joel.
32:48You must hide inside the barbecue service counter and steal sausages.
32:51Love it.
32:52Lovely.
32:53Jill.
32:54Dressed as a pile of bin bags.
32:56Every time.
32:56Yes.
32:56You must sabotage the pizza on the pizza service counter.
33:00Every sausage you steal and pizza you sabotage is worth £1,000.
33:06And there is up to a maximum of £5,000 up for grabs.
33:11However, this is a timed mission and you only have 15 minutes to complete it.
33:16What?
33:1715 minutes.
33:22Are you guys ready to see Jill?
33:24Yeah, we are.
33:25Jill, are you ready?
33:26Yeah.
33:27You're ready.
33:28Sounds miserable.
33:30Yes!
33:31That's amazing!
33:32That is not Jill's cup.
33:34That is incredible!
33:36Wow!
33:37Wait, Jill, ready?
33:37Someone's coming!
33:38Jill, someone's coming!
33:39Someone's coming!
33:40Oh, my God.
33:40You're so rubbish.
33:44Where the hell am I going?
33:45To the left.
33:46To the left, Jill.
33:47Keep going up on that grass bag.
33:49There you go.
33:50You are now right in everybody's eye lines.
33:53Just be careful.
33:54Okay, yeah, crouch down now.
33:55This is it.
33:56That's it.
33:56Well done, Jill.
33:58Sam, just talk slowly.
34:02Okay.
34:03Oh, my God.
34:04It feels so mad.
34:05Run.
34:05Run, run, run.
34:06You can jog.
34:09No!
34:11Go now!
34:13Make sure no one sees you.
34:16Get quick.
34:17Sarah might see.
34:20Amazing.
34:23Hello, Jill!
34:24Oh, stop it.
34:25Sorry.
34:25Sorry.
34:27Pizzas are on their way.
34:28Pizzas are on their way.
34:29Stay where you are.
34:29Stay where you are.
34:30To me pizzas.
34:31Is there another two that's going to go with it?
34:34There you go.
34:35Is there any kind of oil you're supposed to throw on this?
34:37No, I've got a bit of olive oil on the side.
34:40Joel, Sarah is coming over now.
34:43As soon as he goes, I'm going to tell you, and you must swoop.
34:47I'm not sure why I said swoop.
34:52Just get out, Joel.
34:54Just get out.
34:54It's all on your head.
34:56Five minutes is gone.
34:56You've only got ten minutes left.
34:58Start stealing some sausages.
35:00Go on.
35:01Go on.
35:01Get that sausage.
35:03Stop.
35:04Now take it out the bun and put the empty bun back so no one notices.
35:09And do it quickly because she's wrapping up more boxes.
35:13You know what?
35:13I'd be safe.
35:14Shove it back on and get your head down.
35:18You're not in fully.
35:19You're not in fully.
35:23I'm in.
35:25Jill, there are two pizzas on the pass.
35:27When I say go, run up and take two bites of both pizzas.
35:32I really love you.
35:37I said I really love you.
35:43She's walking away.
35:44She's walking away.
35:44Jill, go, go, go, go, go.
35:45Jill, go, go.
35:51Stop.
35:51Get down.
35:52Get down.
35:52Get down.
35:52Get down.
35:53Get down.
35:53Get down.
35:55Do not be hell.
35:58Oh, my God.
35:59The stress.
36:01Don't move.
36:02Don't move.
36:03It's so weird because there's no trash in the middle of the thing.
36:09Well done, Jill.
36:10Will is on his way.
36:12He's here.
36:13Okay.
36:13Be quiet.
36:14Not in a disrespectful way.
36:17He's going over to Sarah.
36:19Everyone stay calm.
36:21On this table one order, there's no vegetarian sausage in the bum, so...
36:24It's just the bum.
36:27I'm not sure whether someone's taking that out.
36:29That's table one.
36:29That can't be right.
36:30I'm not taking that out yet.
36:31Okay.
36:34Oh, my God.
36:37Every time.
36:40Do not move.
36:41She's literally walking right past you.
36:42She's walking right past you.
36:45Go, Jill.
36:46You need to go.
36:46Get over there.
36:47Get over there.
36:49Get into those boxes.
36:51Okay, yes, yeah, yeah, there we go.
36:52Get in.
36:53Get in there.
36:55We've only got five minutes left, Jill.
37:00Jill, this is risky business, but I think we've got it.
37:04Hurry up!
37:06Sam.
37:06Sorry.
37:07I'm panicking.
37:09Will?
37:10We've got time for another one.
37:11This is incredible.
37:12Joel, when you come up, the boxes are right in front of your face.
37:17Go.
37:18Now.
37:19Now, now, now, now.
37:20Go, go.
37:22Jill, hurry up!
37:26Sarah's boxing up again, so you need to be quick.
37:29Just eat it.
37:31Go on, Joel.
37:34Double sausage, Joel Domit.
37:36That was weird.
37:37Sorry.
37:38Our time is nearly up.
37:39We've got four out of five.
37:40Let's get out of there.
37:41Back to HQ, Jill.
37:42Back to HQ, baby!
37:43You run!
37:44You run!
37:48Yes!
37:51Quick, Joel.
37:52Run!
37:52Run!
37:53Run!
37:55Run!
37:56Run!
37:57Go!
38:01Sarah, I'm not sure what's happening, but there is no sausage in the bun again.
38:05Is someone playing with me?
38:06I'm not sure, but I just double-check every box.
38:09Everything else is fine.
38:10She's about to deliver a half-eaten pizza that's been ripped to shred.
38:14Go ahead.
38:14Help me.
38:16Here you go.
38:17Go please.
38:18Oh, my God.
38:20Look!
38:21Are they shaking?
38:21Look!
38:22No.
38:22Oh, no!
38:23She's showing at us.
38:24Yes!
38:34Here you go.
38:35Are they shaking?
38:36Oh, my God.
38:39Look!
38:39Are they shaking?
38:40Look, look, look. No, no, your bite.
38:41Oh, no, she's showing up! Yes!
38:45Someone's bit left.
38:46We're not sure. Has anyone had a bite out of it?
38:48Somebody bite this.
38:50I hope no-one's had a bite out of it.
38:53Someone's had a bite out of it.
38:55I don't think any... I don't know why that's like that.
38:59Ladies on that table there just showed me their pizzas
39:01and a couple of them look like they've already had bites taken out of them.
39:05You didn't get hungry delivering the pizza, did you?
39:07I have not bitten any pizzas today.
39:10It's not bad.
39:11Yay! That is good.
39:14She did it.
39:15Well done, Sam and GQ.
39:24She still hasn't had a vegetarian sausage.
39:25Oh, no, don't. I don't want it. Don't worry.
39:27I could drink as well while you're waiting.
39:29If someone was to bite something, it's normally Judy,
39:31but I've got to say she was nowhere near that.
39:35She was nowhere near.
39:35Mission alert.
39:38Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage mission.
39:42Sam and Joel, disguised as crew,
39:44you must help Judy set fire to Sarah's cooking station.
39:48Fire?
39:48We love it.
39:49Causing the great kitchen cook-off to be shut down.
39:52What?
39:53Can we make sure the alpacas are far away?
39:55Because they look flammable.
39:56As this is the final mission, this is worth...
39:5910,000 pounds.
40:0010,000.
40:0210,000.
40:0310,000.
40:03I've got to go and, yeah, finish up some bits.
40:06We'll see you in a bit.
40:07Good luck.
40:10Thank you so much.
40:11I'll check that your food's on the way.
40:12Judy, love, did you just hear that mission?
40:14They're looking at me.
40:15Me around the back of the house.
40:16Let's go, baby.
40:19There we go.
40:20Look at that.
40:21I'm recording everything.
40:22I'm recording everything.
40:22I'm going...
40:23I'm going all good.
40:24And I've got this for Judy.
40:26Oh!
40:27Oh!
40:28Wait, is that real?
40:29Yeah, it's a real flame.
40:30That is not pretend.
40:32That's insane.
40:32As soon as you step out, you knock Joel and Sam.
40:35Oh!
40:37Oh!
40:38He's still Sam.
40:40So I'm just acting like I'm doing a VT.
40:43Judy.
40:44Judy.
40:44It's us.
40:45Hi, crew.
40:46Hi, crew.
40:47How are you acting VT?
40:49So...
40:50Can we just check?
40:50I'm pretty sure that boom's in shot, right, guys?
40:53Yep.
40:54Boom and shot?
40:55That's all right.
40:55Don't worry, don't worry.
40:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:57That's good.
40:57That's tough on the arms, no?
40:59Guys, Sarah has stepped away from the barbecue.
41:04Right.
41:05We are recording.
41:06Sarah, right.
41:07Tell me about the, erm, the sausage.
41:10Walk, walk.
41:11Go on, guys.
41:11Now, now, now.
41:15I'm not going to blame anyone.
41:17At the end of the day, I'm in charge of this station.
41:18Just close.
41:19Close.
41:19Close.
41:20Close.
41:22Yeah, light the box sometimes.
41:24Get out.
41:25Are you, er, are you pleased?
41:27Just light whatever you can.
41:29Just make me chuck.
41:30There we go.
41:31There we go.
41:32Light the curtain.
41:34Judy, get out.
41:35Get out.
41:35Get out.
41:36Get out.
41:37Go, go, go, go.
41:39Everyone out.
41:40Everyone out.
41:41Well done, guys.
41:42Yes.
41:42Woo!
41:44Do you think the diners are enjoying their food?
41:48I haven't had, sorry, I haven't had.
41:51Oh, .
41:53What do we do?
41:55Oh.
41:56My.
41:57God.
41:58It is a flavor.
42:00She's like the mum that looks after everybody.
42:02She's fantastic.
42:03Steve, Steve, let's go to fire evacuation, please.
42:07Oh, .
42:08Lighting quick, please, buddy.
42:10No, Steve.
42:11Get away.
42:13I'm so sorry.
42:16Guys, everyone to fire evacuation.
42:19To the marquee, please.
42:20Everyone's running.
42:23To me.
42:24To the marquee, please.
42:26Oh, my God.
42:27Look at me.
42:28She needs to go to a fire evacuation.
42:30Will, look at Will's reaction.
42:32Oh, my gosh.
42:35What?
42:35Come on.
42:39Oh, my God.
42:43We've shut the show down, Jill.
42:44I mean, we didn't do anything, actually, but they've shut the show down.
43:01Everyone, thank you for your patience.
43:04Thankfully, we've managed to get the blaze under control, and no one was hurt.
43:09However, the fire team have made a decision that we can't continue filming.
43:16Unfortunately, we have to shut the show down.
43:19We suspect that foul play might be involved.
43:23Take a quick look at this, guys.
43:26Oh.
43:28Oh, my God.
43:29Oh, my God.
43:30You're going to swap the sugar and the salt of two meat.
43:36I don't mean to freak you out, but she is literally about half a century away from where you're lying.
43:42That's hilarious.
43:44They're coming in.
43:44How was I going to turn this oven off, though?
43:48Oh.
43:49I love him.
43:50Just aren't feeling some sausages.
43:52Oh, my word.
43:54Jill, run up and take two bites of both pieces.
43:57I love him.
43:58Oh, my God.
44:00Oh, my God.
44:00Light the box on fire and get out.
44:02Oh, my God.
44:14Oh, my God.
44:17Oh, my God.
44:18Oh, my God.
44:19I was stepping outside.
44:20Oh, wow.
44:22You guys think for the past two days that you've been taking part in the great kitchen cook-off,
44:28when, in fact, you've been part of a brand-new secret game show...
44:33Celebrity Sabotage!
44:35It wasn't just us, though, of course.
44:38It was your now friend, Judy Love, sabotaging you right under your noses as well.
44:43I can't believe it.
44:44But for every sabotage mission we successfully completed, we were building up a secret prize pot.
44:53Not just for one of you, but for all of you to share.
44:57Oh, my God.
44:58And I can reveal that the prize money is £24,000, which means that you will each take away £4
45:10,000,
45:12and thank you from the bottom of our hearts for being such good sport.
45:16Thank you so much.
45:18Yeah.
45:19Amazing.
45:19Do we still get our allowance in the hotel?
45:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:25Can I come and hug you?
45:26I love you!
45:28And I love you!
45:29I love you, too!
45:31Oh, God!
45:32I mean, she's like, yeah, is that what we're supposed to say.
45:36Kind of still taking it all in, really, yeah.
45:38You're great!
45:39Am I?
45:40You're amazing!
45:40I have always adored Sam Thompson.
45:44You took everything in your stride.
45:46And I can't believe he sabotaged my Yorkshire pudding.
45:52What happened?
45:53This has blown my mind.
45:56I'm still in disbelief.
45:58To walk away with £4,000, it's incredible, and I'm grateful so much.
46:05That's a lot of money for me right now.
46:07It's like I'm working a few jobs.
46:09I am, like, training to be and wanting to be an architect, so that's going to allow me to really
46:14pursue that.
46:15Well, well done, man.
46:17I'm so happy.
46:18Do you know what I mean?
46:19I've had such a good time, yeah?
46:22Yeah.
46:24Oh, I don't know about you guys, but I am absolutely knackered.
46:28I'm exhilarated.
46:29Of course you are.
46:30Of course you are.
46:31I want to do another one now.
46:32Next time on Celebrity Sabotage.
46:38This is SOS, survive or surrender.
46:41Pop the bookie!
46:42Oh!
46:43We're sinking!
46:45We've torn the team apart!
46:47Collapse at 10!
46:48Collapse!
46:49Oh, God!
46:49No!
46:50No!
47:04Oh, God!
47:07Oh, God!
47:11Oh, God!
47:19I hate you anymore!
47:22I love my �.
47:23Oh!
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