00:02It's me. It's your cousin, Maeve.
00:04Sorry, what?
00:07There's a moments we've made with your host, Maeve Barker.
00:09Our story starts in Dunburn, also known as the arsehole of Australia.
00:14I'm sorry, you're taking away valuable oxygen from my cigarette.
00:17Oh, sorry.
00:18You should be.
00:23Uh, yeah, that's your daughter.
00:25My mum's punishing me because I staged a protest.
00:29I think I might be the feminist voice of our generation.
00:31Fuck my life!
00:37You have a debutant ball here?
00:39Yeah, it's like pretty white dresses coming out to society.
00:45This town is where feminism has come to die.
00:51I don't have a deb day and I need one if I want to go.
00:56I'll get you a date.
00:58The air is thick with masculinity.
01:01And the unmistakable mask of Lynx Africa.
01:04I was just wondering maybe if you wanted to go to the deb with me, maybe?
01:09I'm going with Chantel.
01:11See you there.
01:11Oh!
01:12Oh!
01:13Having a party, drinking Bacardi, setting some shit on fire!
01:16Body glinting around tonight, I'm going to sweat.
01:19Doing cool shit that I never will regret.
01:22Oh, me.
01:23Well, this has been lovely.
01:24Thank you so much fun.
01:25Taylor, Taylor!
01:27Your friends in the city must love you.
01:29Mae Barker is a bully.
01:30Yeah.
01:32I want someone to like actually like me.
01:34Oh, my God.
01:35I do not understand why you're so desperate to settle.
01:37Look at where nice gets you.
01:39You know, your mum loves you very much, exactly as you are.
01:48Go, Diana!
01:51I realize that the Deb is more than just a tradition.
01:54It's about getting to feel special.
02:10That was so bad.
02:12You've embarrassed me.
02:13I'm gonna go network.
02:18Hey, Razzie, let me hold your mullet back.
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