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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockabomber Center in the heart of New York City,
00:11is the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Bounce.
00:17Tonight joins Jimmy's guest,
00:19Jack Black, Olivia Munson,
00:22Shafar Jackson,
00:23comedian Monty,
00:25and featuring Dean,
00:26legendary Ruth Hurst.
00:282277!
00:30And now, here he is,
00:34Jimmy Fallon!
00:47Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
01:02Come on, that's what I've done now.
01:06I love you, enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, everybody.
01:09Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:12You're here for Tonight Show.
01:14We have a big show for you tonight.
01:17Jack Black is here tonight.
01:18Jack Black.
01:22Before we get to the show, let's get to some news first.
01:24Everybody's talking about this.
01:26Today, President Trump fired Attorney General Pam Bondi.
01:31He...
01:38The hardest thing about getting fired by Trump
01:40is pretending to be sad when he tells you, you know?
01:44Of course, being fired by Trump is never fun.
01:46Kristi Noem was like,
01:47true, but things can definitely get worse, so...
01:51Meanwhile, when Trump realized he fired the woman
01:53with access to all the Epstein files,
01:55he was like, oh, crap.
01:58Uh...
01:59Pam, you're not fired, you're redacted.
02:03Apparently, Trump was also upset
02:04that Bondi didn't go after his enemies.
02:07Oh.
02:08And Bondi was like,
02:09so you want me to arrest NATO, Bruce Springsteen,
02:11and the ice cream machine at McDonald's?
02:13He's like, it never works.
02:14It never works.
02:17Yep, Trump's on a bit of a firing spree.
02:20First Kristi Noem, then Pam Bondi.
02:22Ironically, the only staffer who has immunity
02:24is RFK Jr.
02:26Weird.
02:29Interesting, right?
02:31Think about it.
02:34Some more news from Washington last night.
02:37In a primetime address,
02:38Trump spoke for 19 minutes about the war
02:40and didn't have anything new to say.
02:44You know you nailed the primetime address
02:46when everyone's reaction is,
02:47you interrupted the Masked Singer for this?
02:50Yep, Trump didn't have much to say.
02:52It's like when your iPhone has an important update
02:54and then it just adds two new emojis.
02:57Well, during Trump's big speech,
02:59he used a teleprompter
03:00and it turns out he really relies on it.
03:02Check out what Trump's staff puts on the teleprompter
03:05to get him to say what they want.
03:06Watch this.
03:07Let me begin by congratulating the team at NASA
03:11and our brave astronauts.
03:13It will be traveling further than any manned rocket has ever flown
03:17and will very substantially pass the moon.
03:20Remember, because of our Drill Baby Drill program,
03:23America has plenty of gas.
03:25We have so much gas.
03:26It would lead to decades of extortion,
03:30economic pain and instability worse than we can ever imagine.
03:34I can say tonight that we are on track
03:37to complete all of America's military objectives shortly.
03:41Very shortly.
03:42It's interesting what they say.
03:44To get him to say this,
03:46to get out of nowhere.
03:50Well, it's been a rough month for Trump,
03:53but he's not worried
03:54because he has a plan to turn things around.
03:56Take a look.
03:56President Trump here announcing a new plan
03:59to make my presidency the greatest in history.
04:02And it's simple.
04:02I'm going to flip all the charts upside down.
04:06That's right.
04:06The stock market?
04:08Skyrocketing.
04:09Gas prices?
04:10Way down.
04:11Measles?
04:12Gone.
04:13And my 33% approval rating now?
04:1667%.
04:16Round that up to 100.
04:18So like the great Missy Elliott,
04:20I'm just going to put my thing down,
04:22flip it and reverse it.
04:23Is your flip-flip-flip-flip yet?
04:25Is your flip-flip-flip yet?
04:27It's the only idea I have left.
04:28Okay, bye.
04:29Yeah, that's interesting.
04:30I thought that was nice when you released that.
04:36Well, this is exciting.
04:38NASA just successfully launched
04:39a historic 10-day mission around the moon.
04:46But this is true.
04:47Get this.
04:47Shortly after launch,
04:49the toilet aboard the Artemis 2 rocket broke.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Suddenly went from a billion-dollar rocket
04:55to a carnival cruise in space.
05:00That's right.
05:00For six hours,
05:01the astronauts couldn't use the bathroom.
05:03The ground crew was like,
05:04do you have to make an Artemis 1 or an Artemis 2?
05:08Sorry to get personal.
05:11Luckily, Mario and Luigi were in the galaxy
05:13and fixed it right up.
05:14So we're all good.
05:15Yep, the Artemis 2 crew is on their way to the moon.
05:18Now, I wanted to learn more about this.
05:19So please welcome,
05:20from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory,
05:22spaceflight expert,
05:24Michael Rothby, everybody.
05:25Michael, thank you for being here.
05:28Appreciate that.
05:29I'm very happy to be here, Jimmy.
05:31I just love any opportunity
05:33that I have to talk about space.
05:35So I see you have your model there.
05:38Tell us, how did the launch go?
05:39Well, Jimmy, the launch,
05:41you know, it went without a hitch.
05:43They lifted off from Cape Canaveral.
05:45Yep.
05:45And just like, you know,
05:50and then their trajectory
05:51took them, you know, into orbit,
05:53like, and now they're on their way,
05:57you know, all the way to the moon,
05:58like, awesome.
06:03Then what's going to happen?
06:04Oh, well, I don't know,
06:05maybe asteroids, you know,
06:07will fly by them
06:08and they'll have to, like,
06:09go on a different course, you know.
06:12You'll be the asteroid.
06:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:16And they'll have to, like,
06:17go to a different,
06:17they'll be like,
06:18uh-oh, malfunction.
06:20Oh, yeah.
06:20Yeah, yeah.
06:21And then maybe there's an alien.
06:22It's like, bleep, blurp,
06:23blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
06:24No, no.
06:25No, no, no, no.
06:26It's not that.
06:28There's, there's,
06:28there's not aliens.
06:30Oh, sorry.
06:31I just, I just thought it'd be fun
06:32if there was an alien, like,
06:34I come in peace.
06:36No, it's not that, okay?
06:38We're not doing aliens.
06:40Now, Michael,
06:41you let Jimmy play with it.
06:42But he's not doing it right.
06:46He's trying to do aliens.
06:48There's not aliens in this.
06:49Michael, you're at his show.
06:52Give it to him.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:56Fine.
06:58Here.
06:59Here.
07:08I don't even want it anymore.
07:17I guess it's kind of cool.
07:19It's like, you know, like,
07:30Like gamma rays or something.
07:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:32Yeah.
07:32And then the aliens, like,
07:34the aliens, like,
07:34take me to,
07:35not aliens!
07:36There's not aliens in this.
07:38I said it at the beginning.
07:40Forget this.
07:41All right.
07:42Michael Rossby, everybody.
07:47Michael Rossby, everybody.
07:55Don't say my name.
07:58Okay.
08:00Keep my name out of your mouth.
08:08Well, uh,
08:12Switching gears,
08:14I read that
08:15Bed Bath & Beyond
08:17is buying the container store
08:18for $150 million.
08:20Ooh.
08:21So now Bed Bath & Beyond
08:23owns two empty stores.
08:26How do you guys see this?
08:27The toy and game company Hasbro
08:29was just the victim
08:30of a cyber attack.
08:32Yeah, it's not good.
08:33Well, here to comment
08:34is the man behind
08:35Hasbro's biggest game,
08:36Monopoly.
08:37Please welcome
08:37Mr. Monopoly.
08:39Ooh!
08:43Welcome to the show,
08:44Mr. Monopoly.
08:45How are you doing?
08:46Oh, this is terrible, Jimmy.
08:49Just terrible.
08:51This hack is the worst thing
08:53that's ever happened.
08:55What do you mean?
08:56Well, the hackers,
08:58they know everything.
09:00They know all of my info.
09:02They know my home address,
09:04my emails,
09:06my social security number.
09:08But that's not all.
09:10They also know some
09:11more personal information.
09:15Oh, no.
09:16Like what?
09:17Well, they know my Tinder handle
09:19is at mustache tickler.
09:23They know I've been caught
09:26at a massage parlor
09:27on Baltic Avenue.
09:29They even know
09:30that I'm in a thruple
09:31with Claire and Herman
09:32from Guess Who.
09:35You know,
09:36maybe you shouldn't
09:36be telling us this.
09:37And that's not all, Jimmy.
09:39They know Candyland
09:40is my favorite strip club.
09:42They have all my nudes
09:44where I'm wearing nothing
09:46but a strategically placed top hat
09:49and, well,
09:50do you know the planter's baby nut?
09:52Well, Mr. Peanut
09:54is not the father.
09:55I am.
09:57And if he found out,
09:58he'd kill me.
10:00Okay, okay, okay.
10:00Just stop talking.
10:02But it gets worse.
10:03It gets so much worse, Jimmy.
10:06No, no, no, no.
10:06Please, don't say it.
10:07Don't say it.
10:08Yes, it's true.
10:09No, no, no.
10:09Trust me.
10:10You do not want to admit it.
10:12I'm in the Epstein bio.
10:14All right, that's it.
10:15Get out of here.
10:15Mr. Monopoly, everybody.
10:17Thank you very much,
10:18Mr. Monopoly.
10:18Oh, my goodness.
10:19My gosh.
10:20It's crazy.
10:20Guys, well, listen to this.
10:21Hershey announced
10:22that they will soon
10:23go back to using chocolate
10:24for their Reese's products.
10:30What?
10:32This raises way more questions
10:33than it answers.
10:36Everyone about to give
10:37their kid an Easter basket
10:38full of Reese's was like,
10:39great timing?
10:40What?
10:41And finally, speaking of Easter,
10:43a new survey found that
10:44most people eat their peeps
10:45headfirst.
10:48Jesus heard and was like,
10:49guys, I think we're
10:50losing the plot here.
10:51We have a great show.
10:52Give it up for The Roots.
10:54Signed up.
11:08Thanks, everybody.
11:09What a show we have for you
11:10tonight.
11:12Last night,
11:14yesterday,
11:14it was April Fool's Day,
11:16right?
11:16Yeah.
11:16So, last year,
11:18April Fool's Day,
11:19this is true,
11:20I went home
11:21and my kids
11:23were excited to see me.
11:24They go,
11:25Dad, Dad's here.
11:26Dad's here.
11:26And my youngest,
11:28Franny, goes,
11:29Dad, can you put on something
11:30that you don't care
11:30if it gets messy?
11:31Oh.
11:32And they go,
11:34yeah, okay,
11:34I just got home.
11:35I go, sure, sure, sure.
11:36So I put on a T-shirt,
11:37I go,
11:37she's probably going to put
11:38makeup on me,
11:39I don't know,
11:40whatever.
11:40So I go,
11:41I don't know what's happening.
11:42So I go, yeah.
11:42And I come around the corner
11:44and she hits me in the face
11:46with a whipped cream pie.
11:48Whipped cream goes everywhere,
11:50goes all over the walls,
11:52nothing on my shirt,
11:53nothing,
11:53just all over my face.
11:54I go,
11:55what are you doing?
11:56Why would you do that?
11:58And she goes,
11:58April Fool's.
12:00No,
12:01that's not,
12:02that's not how
12:03April Fool's works.
12:05That's not April Fool's at all.
12:06So I go,
12:07that's bad.
12:08I go,
12:08I'm going to get you,
12:09I'm going to get you back.
12:10You know,
12:11I will,
12:11I'll think of something.
12:12And she goes,
12:12do you think I care?
12:15Really?
12:16Where are you getting sassy?
12:17Where are you learning
12:17that stuff from?
12:18I go,
12:18seriously,
12:18I'll do something.
12:19I'll put snakes in your bed
12:21or something.
12:21You know,
12:22she goes,
12:22I like snakes.
12:24Whatever.
12:25So I go,
12:26I get cleaned off.
12:27I go and I was putting her to bed
12:29and I gave her a kiss,
12:30said,
12:31all right,
12:31I love you.
12:31I turn the lights out,
12:32I go,
12:32good night.
12:33I love you.
12:34And I was leaving the room,
12:35she goes,
12:35dad?
12:35I go,
12:35she goes,
12:36I don't really like snakes.
12:39And I said,
12:40do you think I care?
12:43Because they have to learn
12:44eventually what real life is.
12:48300 snakes.
12:49Anyways,
12:50last night,
12:50finished the show,
12:51great show,
12:52we had so much fun.
12:53I'm on my way home,
12:54I get a text,
12:55because now they're texting.
12:57And they go,
12:57dad,
12:57when are you coming home?
12:58I go,
12:58soon,
12:59you'll see,
12:59I'll see.
13:00She goes,
13:01okay,
13:01make sure you're wearing something
13:02you don't care if it gets messy.
13:04And then a picture of her
13:05looking like evil.
13:08And I go,
13:08oh gosh.
13:09So I go,
13:10all right,
13:10I already know I'm going to get pied
13:11or something's going to happen.
13:12So I went home,
13:13I put a t-shirt on
13:14and I stood in the shower.
13:17And this happened.
13:26So bad.
13:28Are you ready?
13:29No.
13:30So bad.
13:32Just standing here,
13:34I'm hurting notes.
13:36I don't know if I'm going to get it.
13:39Oh my goodness.
13:47Unbelievable.
13:48Good timing.
13:49Good timing.
13:50I also licked it.
13:51Because I also licked it.
13:53And her sister was videoing
13:55the whole time.
13:55Yeah.
13:56So anyways,
13:56happy April Fool's Day
13:57to Winnie and Franny.
13:58You guys got me good.
14:00Started a new tradition.
14:02Stick around.
14:03When we come back,
14:03we've got puppies
14:04making their final four predictions.
14:06Come on back.
14:18Welcome back.
14:19I'm so excited
14:20because this weekend
14:22is the NCAA final four.
14:24You've got...
14:26You've got UConn
14:28taking on Illinois.
14:30You've got Arizona
14:31facing off against Michigan.
14:33It is in...
14:36It is impossible
14:37to predict
14:38who's going to go all the way,
14:39but you're in luck
14:40because when it comes
14:41to predicting things,
14:42we have a secret weapon
14:43and it's puppies.
14:45It is time
14:46for the Puppy Predictors
14:482026 Final Four Edition.
14:51Puppies.
14:55Puppy Predictors.
14:59Welcome to
15:01the Puppy Predictors
15:022026 Final Four Edition.
15:05Here's how it works.
15:06We have four puppies,
15:07one for each team,
15:08and one bowl of kibble.
15:10Whichever team's puppy
15:12gets to the bowl first
15:13will determine
15:14who will be crowned
15:15the national champs.
15:17Now,
15:19let's meet the puppies.
15:22For UConn,
15:23we have Donna Braylon.
15:28For...
15:31For...
15:31For Illinois,
15:34we have Kyle McAdams.
15:37For Arizona,
15:39we have Ted Mooney.
15:43For Michigan,
15:45we have Gary Frick Jr.
15:49All right, guys.
15:50Before I release you,
15:51I need you to listen up.
15:52I want this to be
15:53a clean race, okay?
15:54I don't want to see
15:55any wandering.
15:57All right.
15:58All right, ready?
15:59On your mark,
16:00get set,
16:01release the puppies.
16:08Oh, it's UConn.
16:11UConn is the winner.
16:14We have a winner.
16:16UConn will be crowned
16:17the 2026 national champs.
16:20You heard it here, of course.
16:21Enjoy the final four, everybody.
16:23We'll be right back
16:24with Jack Black.
16:25Great job, everybody.
16:30My gosh, UConn.
16:31Fantastic.
16:41Our first guest
16:43is a fantastic actor,
16:45comedian,
16:46and a Grammy winner.
16:48He's also the voice of Bowser
16:49in the Super Mario Galaxy movie,
16:51which is in theaters now.
16:53And he's hosting SNL
16:54this weekend
16:55with musical guest
16:56Jack White.
16:58Everyone,
16:58please welcome
16:59Jack Black.
17:08Oh, yeah.
17:11Oh, yeah.
17:16Oh, yeah.
17:26That's what I'm talking about.
17:28That's right.
17:32They love you.
17:34They love you.
17:38I mean, I know.
17:40Oh, my God.
17:47Oh, wow.
17:49Get back and relax.
17:51Jack Black is in the house.
17:52That is a lot of love.
17:54In the house.
17:57Jack, welcome back to the show.
17:58We always love having you here.
18:00You're back in the building.
18:01I love to be here.
18:02You know what?
18:02I got to give one more shout-out
18:03to the band,
18:04The Roots, you guys.
18:06Oh, come on.
18:06The Roots are on fire.
18:08They are unbelievable.
18:10Let's talk about SNL.
18:11You're here in the building.
18:12Saturday Night Live.
18:13It is Jack Black.
18:15It is Jack White.
18:16Yes.
18:17What?
18:17What a one-two punch.
18:19It's a one-two punch.
18:20Did you know about that?
18:21When did you find out about this book?
18:22So this is crazy.
18:23I got the call that I was going to be on SNL.
18:25I didn't know who the musical guest was going to be.
18:27And then I got a call from Jack White.
18:29And he was like,
18:30What do you think?
18:31Should we do this SNL thing?
18:32I was like,
18:32What are you talking about?
18:33He's like,
18:34Wait, they didn't tell you?
18:35I was like,
18:35No, you're going to be the musical guest?
18:37And he was like,
18:38I'm thinking about it.
18:39Should we?
18:39I wanted to check with you first.
18:41I was like,
18:41Hell yes, we should.
18:43Yeah.
18:44Because I've always secretly wanted to like,
18:47party with Jack White.
18:48Because I was like,
18:49Wait a second.
18:49We're like the opposite sides of the Jack Spectrum.
18:52Yes.
18:53It's like a no-brainer.
18:54But it's never,
18:55we've never had the opportunity.
18:56And we're going to finally mix it up.
18:58Yes.
18:59Let's see what happens.
19:00It's exciting.
19:02Let's talk about the Super Mario Galaxy movie.
19:06This movie is going to be huge,
19:07but congrats.
19:08Yeah.
19:08You do great on this.
19:09The first Super Mario made over a billion.
19:11Yeah.
19:12Billion.
19:15Can you believe that?
19:16Dude, that's amazing words.
19:18I know.
19:18A billion.
19:19That's nuts.
19:19And then your song,
19:20Peaches, by the way,
19:21was on the Billboard Hot 100.
19:23That was the best.
19:24That's what I'm talking about.
19:26That was the best.
19:28Dude, did you,
19:29is that exciting to have your song on the charts?
19:32Yeah.
19:33I was really stoked that it went viral,
19:35as the kids say.
19:36Yes.
19:37And it was a sweet little jam
19:39that just sort of came up organically
19:41while we were recording.
19:43We were like halfway through the process.
19:45We were like a year into recording Bowser voice.
19:48And the writers and director was like,
19:50we have an idea for maybe Bowser sings a song.
19:53And I was like, nah, that's a bad idea.
19:54I'm not going to sing in this movie, guys.
19:56I didn't sign up for a musical.
19:58And then I was like,
19:59all right, let me hear what you got.
20:00And they sent it over.
20:02And I was like, this is funny.
20:03We got to do this.
20:05And I'm really glad that they did
20:07because it's like a beautiful little nugget of joy
20:10in the middle of that movie.
20:12I was really stoked.
20:12Was it the peachy?
20:14It was peachy.
20:14Yeah, man.
20:15Bowser's got a soft side.
20:17He's a lover and a fighter.
20:19Ooh.
20:20I love that.
20:21I remember I was playing it for my kids
20:24because I was like,
20:24dude, you got to hear this.
20:26Peach.
20:27He's so cool.
20:29And with my style,
20:31we're gonna real.
20:34Peach.
20:35Understand.
20:37Yeah.
20:38And we didn't rehearse it.
20:39I don't know if that's the right key.
20:44That's what I've done.
20:44That's the magic.
20:45I can't help it.
20:46He crushed it as Bowser.
20:48I think, though,
20:49I don't know if he got enough respect.
20:52Well, you know,
20:53I mean, Bowser got a lot of love
20:55in the fans, the Nintendo fans.
20:57But I thank you for bringing that up.
20:59No problem.
20:59Bowser did not get any attention
21:01or love from the Academy.
21:04And I was like,
21:05dude, Peach is a banger.
21:08Everyone's singing.
21:08Your kids are singing.
21:09My kids are singing.
21:09I was like,
21:10for a second,
21:11I was like,
21:12I think we might get a nomination.
21:15And sure enough,
21:16we did not.
21:17What?
21:18And I even, like,
21:19campaigned for it a little bit.
21:20I'm not ashamed to say,
21:22I was trying to get that nomination.
21:24Yeah.
21:25And then,
21:26not only did I not get him a nomination,
21:28but my arch enemy,
21:30the Goss,
21:32Ryan Gosling,
21:33did get a nomination.
21:35And I was like,
21:36son of a biscuit,
21:38this Gossling
21:39always snacking
21:40on my potatoes.
21:43And I look,
21:44I love I'm Just Can't,
21:45love Barbie movies.
21:46Yeah, of course.
21:47But.
21:48But I can't pretend
21:50like there wasn't
21:50a little professional jealousy.
21:52Yeah.
21:53And then I wrote a song
21:54about how jealous Bowser was.
21:57Do you want to hear it?
21:58I'll just,
21:59it's really short.
22:01It's really short.
22:03Just imagine me
22:04in, like,
22:05a full Bowser costume
22:06right now.
22:07I can't believe
22:10I wasn't nominated.
22:13Bowser shall have his revenge.
22:17And that's the one.
22:18Oh, my God.
22:21That's really dumb.
22:23That's so funny.
22:26It's very Bowser
22:28to be jealous of.
22:29Yeah, of course.
22:30Also, Ryan Gosling, too.
22:31The Goss!
22:32The Goss!
22:33Those are the most
22:33likable dudes out there.
22:34I want to show everyone
22:35a clip.
22:35Here's Jack Black
22:36in the Super Mario Galaxy movie.
22:38Take a look.
22:40Hey, get back here.
22:43No!
22:44You can't catch the wind.
22:50I just kind of did.
22:52It was a metaphor!
22:58Stop it!
23:06You should probably spit him out.
23:12Whew.
23:15That was intense.
23:18Jack Black, everybody!
23:20The Super Mario Galaxy movie
23:22is in theaters now,
23:24and you can see him
23:25hosting SNL this weekend
23:27with Jack White.
23:28More tonight's show
23:29after the break.
23:30Stick around, everybody!
23:31That was intense!
23:32I'm making up for fun,
23:34second to none.
23:35A sufficient title for me
23:36to be that done.
23:39I'm a star to that.
23:41You are my partner now.
23:42Downtown Philly,
23:43and it's realer than
23:44a heart attack.
23:46Our next guest
23:47is a talented actress
23:48who stars in the series
23:50Your Friends and Neighbors.
23:52Season 2 premieres tomorrow
23:53on Apple TV.
23:55Please welcome
23:56Olivia Munn!
23:59Why can't we be friends?
24:02Why can't we be friends?
24:05Why can't we be friends?
24:09Thank you very much!
24:12That's right!
24:13Come on!
24:14Olivia!
24:15Hi!
24:16Welcome back!
24:17You look gorgeous.
24:19Thank you for coming back.
24:20Oh my gosh,
24:20I always love being here.
24:21How you doing?
24:22How's the fam?
24:23How are the kids?
24:23How's Malcolm?
24:25Everybody is doing great.
24:26Malcolm's doing great.
24:27Send him my regards, please.
24:28I will.
24:29He loves you.
24:30I love that little kid.
24:31He's so cute.
24:31How old is he now?
24:32He's four.
24:34And Maymay is 18 months.
24:35Oh my gosh!
24:36I know, and they're just
24:36little best friends
24:37and they're just the best.
24:38Oh my, and you told me
24:40that Malcolm's into jiu-jitsu?
24:42Yeah, I just got him
24:42into jiu-jitsu about a month.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Well, I did martial arts
24:46growing up.
24:47It was very important
24:48to my mom
24:48and so all the kids
24:50in our family
24:51we had to do martial arts
24:52and we had to do it
24:52until we made black belts.
24:54So it was very important
24:55in our family.
24:55Really?
24:55What kind of a...
24:56Taekwondo.
24:57Wow.
24:58And so I was like,
25:00it's really important for me
25:00that he gets into jiu-jitsu
25:02and it's so cute
25:03because he's in there
25:03and before he goes in there
25:04he bows before he walks
25:06onto the mat.
25:06It's so cute.
25:07I know, it's the sweetest thing.
25:09He's this big, yeah.
25:09I know, it's so cute.
25:10But the other day
25:12I was getting him changed
25:13and putting on his gi
25:14and tying his belt
25:15and we had spent the whole day
25:16playing outside
25:17without shoes on
25:18and so I looked at his feet
25:19and I was like,
25:20they're filthy.
25:20I was like,
25:20let me just wipe them down.
25:21He was like,
25:21no, I don't want you to.
25:23And I was like,
25:23no, you have to.
25:24Like, they're so dirty
25:24and he was like,
25:25why do I have to wash my feet?
25:27I said,
25:27well, because you're going
25:28to share the mat
25:28with other kids
25:29and you need your feet
25:30to be clean.
25:30So he begrudgingly
25:32let me, you know,
25:32wipe his feet off
25:33and then as soon as I was done
25:35he bolted.
25:36He was about to step off
25:37onto the street
25:38and I was like,
25:38Malcolm,
25:39you're going to get
25:39your feet dirty.
25:40Yes.
25:41And he turned around
25:41and gave me that look.
25:43Yeah, yeah.
25:44And then he,
25:45and then he almost stepped off
25:47and as soon as he
25:48like had one foot
25:49in the air,
25:50I went,
25:51hey,
25:52respect the dojo.
25:54And I was like,
25:55who is that?
25:57Like,
25:57I was like,
25:58am I a tiger mom?
25:59Like,
25:59I had no idea
26:00that I even had that in me.
26:01Like,
26:02who says that?
26:02Respect the dojo.
26:04I love it.
26:04I have never said that
26:06in my life.
26:07Maybe it was ingrained
26:08in your mind.
26:09It must have been a sensei,
26:10like years ago.
26:11I mean,
26:11my first sensei,
26:12Master Yoon,
26:13he said things like that.
26:15Respect the dojo?
26:15And I don't talk like that.
26:16I think it's a t-shirt now.
26:18You have to make that.
26:19I love respect the dojo.
26:20Respect the dojo.
26:21Oh my God.
26:21And then he,
26:22by the way it worked,
26:23he respected the dojo.
26:24Yeah,
26:24that's right.
26:24See,
26:25he learned.
26:25That's right.
26:26Good kid.
26:27Good kid,
26:28Malcolm.
26:29Your friends and neighbors,
26:30congratulations on Apple TV.
26:32The first episode,
26:34season two,
26:35comes out tomorrow.
26:36It's already picked up
26:36for season three.
26:38Come on,
26:38Olivia Munn.
26:42That's how you do it.
26:43Yeah,
26:44thank you.
26:44You guys have great chemistry
26:45on the show,
26:46great cast,
26:46Amanda Peet,
26:48Jon Hamm.
26:48And now James Marsden.
26:49And now James Marsden,
26:51by the way.
26:51Here's you,
26:52you and James Marsden,
26:53by the way.
26:53that's us at our party
26:54the other night.
26:55Yeah.
26:56Yeah.
26:56He's fantastic.
26:57Have you known James for a while?
26:59I,
26:59okay,
27:00I actually have known James,
27:01but I've known him for so long.
27:03So,
27:03I was born in Oklahoma,
27:06but then raised in Tokyo.
27:07And then at the age of 16,
27:08we came back to Oklahoma.
27:10And I went to this high school
27:11where it was incredibly difficult
27:13to make friends,
27:14you know,
27:14because at that age,
27:15everyone already is friended up.
27:16Yeah.
27:17And,
27:18and I had a really difficult time,
27:20but there was one person
27:21who asked to be my friend
27:21and her name is Jenny Marsden.
27:23And it's James's little sister.
27:25No way.
27:26Yeah.
27:26And being close to this sister Jenny,
27:28it just made it more attainable.
27:31You know,
27:31this like,
27:31this lofty goal.
27:33It was like,
27:33oh,
27:34if somebody else made it,
27:34maybe I,
27:35I could make it too.
27:36And it wasn't for like 13 or 15 years later
27:38where I had some success
27:40and I'm in Hollywood
27:41and I am at this party
27:42and I see him across the way
27:43and I'm like,
27:44oh my God,
27:44it's,
27:45I don't,
27:45he's,
27:46there's no way.
27:46He'll never remember.
27:47So I went right over to him
27:48and we just were friends since then.
27:50And now we're working together.
27:51Yeah.
27:52In that full circle now,
27:53you're working together.
27:53It's a fantastic story.
27:56What,
27:56what's happening with season two?
27:59What's going on?
28:00How do we set up
28:00what's happening in season two?
28:01So season two is,
28:03you know,
28:04James Marsden's character
28:05comes in like the great Gatsby,
28:06like the Count of Monte Cristo.
28:07And my character is
28:10at like just the bottom.
28:11She is just out of prison
28:13and she has lost everything
28:15and no one wants to be her friend
28:17and she's just a social pariah.
28:18And so she's trying to make her way
28:20back into everyone's,
28:22you know,
28:22good graces.
28:23Yeah.
28:23Perfect.
28:24It's great drama,
28:25but also little bits
28:26of sprinkles of comedy in there
28:28and you're really great.
28:29I want to show a clip.
28:30Here's Olivia Munn
28:30in season two
28:31of Your Friends and Neighbors.
28:33Take a look.
28:33Sam,
28:35you made it.
28:35This looks great.
28:37How did you do all this so fast?
28:39How did I do all this?
28:40I have a team.
28:41Of course you do.
28:42Come on,
28:42let's get you a drink.
28:43Oh,
28:43thanks,
28:44but I just wanted to stop by
28:45and congratulate you.
28:46I'm not staying.
28:48What?
28:49What do you mean you're not staying?
28:50Of course you're staying.
28:51You're my only friend
28:51in Westmont Village.
28:52You can't leave me here
28:53with all these people.
28:53Come on.
28:54These people will love you,
28:56but I just don't have it in me
28:57to deal with all the
28:59withering mean girl stares tonight.
29:02Oh,
29:03they don't love you.
29:05I've burned some bridges.
29:07Well,
29:08take it from someone
29:09who's elevated bridge burning
29:10to an art form.
29:12There's always another way across.
29:13Come on,
29:14Wondra.
29:14No,
29:15I'm going to go.
29:16Are you sure?
29:17No.
29:19Come on now.
29:21Olivia Munn,
29:22season two of
29:23Your Friends and Neighbors
29:24premieres tomorrow
29:25on Apple TV.
29:27We'll be right back,
29:28everybody.
29:31My favorite cartoon
29:32after marriage
29:34comes to honeymoon
29:34while I say
29:35meet you.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Oh,
29:39oh,
29:39oh,
29:40oh,
29:41yeah.
29:41Our next guest
29:43is making his acting debut
29:45as Michael Jackson
29:47in the new movie
29:48Michael,
29:48which premieres
29:49April 24th
29:50in theaters
29:51and IMAX.
29:52Please welcome
29:52Jafar Jackson.
30:01That's right.
30:04That's right.
30:06That's right.
30:07That's Jafar Jackson.
30:09Welcome.
30:11Welcome,
30:11welcome,
30:12welcome.
30:13Woo!
30:20Thank you for coming on.
30:22I can't wait to talk about Michael
30:24and what a great performance
30:26you've done in this film.
30:28This is your first movie role.
30:30You're playing Michael Jackson.
30:33Okay?
30:33That's as big.
30:35That's as big as you
30:36could probably pick
30:38for any character
30:40to portray in a film,
30:41but also this character
30:44that you're playing,
30:45Michael Jackson,
30:45the one and only
30:46happens to be
30:47your uncle.
30:48Yes.
30:49So Jermaine Jackson
30:51is your dad?
30:52Yes,
30:52Jermaine is my father.
30:53I love Jermaine Jackson.
30:54You've got to give him my best.
30:56Oh,
30:56absolutely.
30:56I love him.
30:57Yeah.
30:58So,
31:00how did you,
31:01how did this happen?
31:01You found out
31:02they're making a biopic?
31:03Walk me through it.
31:04Yeah,
31:05so I saw an article
31:07where it said
31:08that Graham King
31:09got the rights
31:09to tell Michael's story.
31:11Yeah.
31:11And I forgot where I saw.
31:13It was online somewhere.
31:14Graham King has made
31:15Bohemian Rhapsody.
31:16Oh,
31:16he's made incredible films,
31:17but he made
31:18Bohemian Rhapsody.
31:19The Queen biopic.
31:20Yes,
31:20and my first thought was,
31:22who are they going
31:23to get to play Michael?
31:24And honestly,
31:25I didn't think of myself.
31:26I was like,
31:27this is going to be
31:27really interesting.
31:29Yeah.
31:30Because I didn't know.
31:31So fast forward
31:33a couple of months,
31:33I get a call from Graham King.
31:35He wanted to have a Zoom.
31:38And I can tell
31:39just by that call
31:40what this was going
31:41to lead to in some way.
31:43And then one thing
31:44led to the other.
31:45We had lunch
31:46and he's kind of
31:46looking at me.
31:47Like, he asked me,
31:48have you ever acted before?
31:50I said, never.
31:51I've never wanted
31:51to be an actor.
31:53And I initially told him,
31:55you know,
31:56I grew up wanting
31:57to play golf.
31:58I got into music.
32:00Okay.
32:01If he's making
32:02a golf movie,
32:03sure.
32:04It definitely
32:04wasn't anything
32:06Michael-related,
32:06but I grew up loving,
32:08obviously,
32:08watching Michael's videos
32:09and studying his moves
32:11and things like that.
32:11But fast forward
32:13to six months in,
32:14he got me a coach
32:15that I start to work
32:17on a lot of scenes
32:18from other films.
32:19And it was
32:20a multi-year process.
32:21It wasn't just
32:22a traditional audition.
32:23I definitely had
32:24to earn the role
32:26for a two-year process,
32:28really.
32:29Let me just show everybody.
32:30This is Michael Jackson
32:32in the Thriller video
32:33in 1983.
32:34This is Jafar
32:36as Michael.
32:37Do your Thriller.
32:43And this was,
32:45you filmed this
32:46in the same location
32:46where Michael did
32:47the Thriller video?
32:48Same exact location
32:49for two nights
32:50all through the night.
32:51And we actually
32:52had a full moon
32:54on one of those nights.
32:55It was just crazy.
32:56Dude, that's the kind
32:57of Michael Jackson magic.
32:58You had a full moon?
32:59We had a full moon
32:59and it was cold.
33:01I know he shot
33:02during the summer,
33:02but just being
33:04at that location,
33:06seeing the zombies
33:07around me was,
33:09I was like,
33:09I mean,
33:10that's one of my
33:10favorite videos
33:11other than Smooth Criminal,
33:12but that,
33:13to be in the real location
33:15was incredible.
33:16It really was.
33:17You did such a,
33:18it's a fantastic job
33:19and I want everyone
33:20to see a clip,
33:21but first I want
33:22to let everyone know
33:22that our friends
33:23at IMAX
33:23are giving everyone
33:24in the audience
33:25two tickets
33:25to see Michael
33:26in IMAX.
33:27So we've got it.
33:30Yes!
33:32Come on now!
33:35Thank you, Jafar.
33:37Here's the clip.
33:38Here's Jafar Jackson
33:39in Michael.
33:40Take a look.
33:41She said I'm the one
33:43But the casting of my son
34:12Come on now!
34:17Jafar Jackson, everybody!
34:20Michael hits theaters
34:21at IMAX
34:22April 24th.
34:24We'll be right back
34:24with more tonight.
34:25So stick around.
34:27Well done, baby.
34:39My next guest
34:41is headlining
34:42New York's Radio City Music Hall
34:44April 23rd and 30th
34:46making his Tonight Show debut.
34:48Please welcome
34:49the very funny
34:49Modi!
34:57How are ya?
34:59Ah!
35:02It is so great
35:04to be here.
35:05I just finished
35:06the European leg
35:07of our tour
35:08and it's just
35:10so good
35:10to be back
35:11in America.
35:14Ah!
35:15And to hear English
35:17and to speak English
35:18what a treat!
35:20Do you know
35:20how lucky we are
35:21that this is
35:22what we speak?
35:23There is zero effort
35:25in speaking English.
35:26I'm speaking to you
35:27right now
35:27in English.
35:28There's no effort.
35:30You breathe in.
35:31You breathe out.
35:32You put some words
35:33and you're done.
35:34We were in countries
35:36where I...
35:37You can't imagine
35:38what they have to go through
35:38to communicate.
35:39We were in Holland.
35:41They speak Dutch.
35:42They have to engage
35:43their core.
35:45Suck Aaron
35:46through their ears
35:47and they sound
35:58like someone
35:59speaking Yiddish
36:00and having a stroke.
36:03Paris.
36:04We were in France.
36:05Do you know
36:05how hard French is
36:06to speak?
36:07Even the French
36:08give up in the middle.
36:20I'm married.
36:21I'm married.
36:22I have had
36:23just an anniversary
36:24just passed.
36:25Yes.
36:26Yes.
36:27Married anniversary
36:28to my husband.
36:29I have a husband.
36:31Yes.
36:32Yes.
36:33And whenever fans
36:35see us
36:36they always come up
36:36to us and go
36:37hey you're Modi
36:38and you're his gay husband.
36:42And they say it
36:43as if I'm not gay.
36:45But I happen
36:46to have a gay husband.
36:47People have asked
36:49is Modi gay?
36:49I don't know
36:50but his husband is.
36:52Yeah.
36:53I was told
36:54I don't give off
36:55a gay vibe.
36:57Leo and I
36:58live in Manhattan
36:58in a big building
36:59with a million people
37:00and a lot of gossip.
37:02A lot of gossip.
37:03And the woman
37:04that's in charge
37:05of all the gossip
37:06lives on our floor.
37:09I'm not going
37:09to mention her name.
37:11Sharon Berkowitz.
37:13Yeah.
37:149 F
37:14right when you
37:15make the turn.
37:17Two months ago
37:18she corners me
37:18in the elevator
37:19and says
37:20uh-huh, uh-huh.
37:22I don't know
37:23if you've heard
37:24but the lawyer
37:25that bought the apartment
37:26above yours
37:27is a homosexual.
37:31I said
37:32Sharon you're kidding.
37:33I've been sleeping
37:34with him all this time.
37:35I had no idea
37:36he's a lawyer.
37:41Fans are very supportive
37:42and have lots of advice
37:44for us.
37:44Lots of advice.
37:46Yep.
37:46You guys are so cute.
37:47Oh my God.
37:48You guys should
37:50you guys should
37:51have a baby.
37:53We can't.
37:56Did you miss that class
37:57in junior high school?
37:59No, there's ways.
38:00There's ways.
38:01With a surrogate
38:02for only $220,000
38:04you can try.
38:06It doesn't always work.
38:07It doesn't always take.
38:10Leo and I
38:11took $220,000
38:12and redid
38:13all the bathrooms
38:14in our Connecticut home.
38:16Yes.
38:17Yes.
38:18And they all work.
38:21Yes.
38:21They all took.
38:22They took seven weeks
38:24but now we have
38:25the heated floors
38:26and the steam shower.
38:27Lots of joy we have
38:28from this.
38:29Yeah, yeah.
38:30Lots of advice
38:31they have for us.
38:32You guys should
38:33rescue a dog.
38:35We rescued a Porsche.
38:38Yeah.
38:39It was in a car lot
38:40of the dealership.
38:42It's all alone.
38:43There's almost a year old.
38:45Couldn't just leave it there.
38:47Leo fell in love with it.
38:48Now Leo brings it everywhere
38:49so it's a win-win.
38:51Yeah.
38:52Yes.
38:56My husband is younger.
38:58He's 10, 12 years younger than me.
39:0122 years younger.
39:0210 and 12.
39:03Yes.
39:04He's a millennial.
39:06A millennial.
39:07Yeah.
39:07Yeah.
39:08Yeah.
39:09We have small little
39:10generational differences.
39:12For example,
39:13I wear a watch.
39:14I've worn a watch
39:15ever since I was 13 years old.
39:17Millennials don't wear watches.
39:19But this past summer,
39:20we're on the beach.
39:21I look over.
39:22I see Leo wearing
39:22a black watch.
39:25I said,
39:25Leo,
39:26what time is it?
39:28It doesn't tell you the time.
39:31I said,
39:31your watch doesn't tell you the time.
39:33It's not a watch.
39:33It's a whoop.
39:36I said,
39:36well,
39:36what does your whoop tell you?
39:38It tells me how I'm doing,
39:40how I'm actually doing.
39:44I said,
39:45I look at my wrist.
39:46I see a gold Rolex.
39:48I know I'm doing good.
39:52And I also know
39:53what time it is.
39:59Oh,
40:00my God.
40:03Danny Roussel will be proud.
40:06Modi,
40:07everybody.
40:08That's right.
40:10See Modi
40:11at Radio City Music Hall,
40:12April 23rd and 30th.
40:14My thanks to Jack Black,
40:16Olivia Munn,
40:18Jafar Jackson,
40:19Modi once again.
40:23And the Ruth's right there
40:25from Philadelphia,
40:26Pennsylvania.
40:29Stay tuned for Late Night
40:30with Seth Meyers.
40:31Good night,
40:32everybody.
40:36Get into it.
40:40Get into it.
40:42Ha.
40:44Ha.
40:47Get on up.
40:48And you say,
40:49New York City,
40:49just like the other one.
40:50That's right,
40:51tonight.
40:51Go.
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