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00:09To be continued...
00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
01:04That's what I'm talking about. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome
01:09to The Tonight Show. This is it. You made it. Thank you for being here.
01:15You guys, well, it was an absolutely beautiful 80-degree day here in New York City.
01:24It was so warm, I saw a Wall Street stockbroker sharing a pinkity-drinkity with Zoran Mamdani.
01:32It was so warm today in Central Park, I saw a squirrel rubbing SPS 50 on his nuts.
01:36And I...
01:37No way!
01:39Let's get to some news here.
01:41Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just signed a bill to rename Palm Beach International Airport as President Donald J. Trump International
01:48Airport.
01:52Finally fulfilling Trump's lifelong dream of having an entire Chili's 2 inside him.
02:01You'll know it's officially Trump Airport when they open up a Hudson fake news.
02:08You'll know it's Trump Airport when they replace the TSA scanners with MRI machines. You know what I'm saying?
02:13Meanwhile, Trump just shared renderings of what his future presidential library in Miami could look like.
02:19Did you see this? This is real. Take a... This is a photo. Wow.
02:22Oh.
02:23Yeah, well, it's better than the original rendering where Trump had two Las Vegas spheres attached.
02:27And I mean, that's...
02:29That was too much. That was... I didn't...
02:33Switching gears, uh, do you guys see this? A group of thieves just stole several paintings from a museum in
02:39Italy.
02:40Yeah, in just three minutes, they managed to steal works from artists like Renoir and Matisse.
02:44Joining us now via satellite to talk about what happened is the museum's head of security, Jacques Fournier.
02:50Thank you for being here, Jacques.
02:52Merci.
02:55Merci, Jimmy.
02:56It has been, how you say, a challenging time here in Italia.
03:02Right, right. The museum is in Italy. But if I'm not mistaken, you sound French.
03:07Oui. I am originally from Le France. I moved here after I was fired from my old job.
03:14Oh. What was that?
03:16Head of security at the Louvre.
03:20I see. Well, to be honest, I'm surprised they hired you, considering they also had a giant heist.
03:25I guess I interview well.
03:28But I do not know how this happened again.
03:31We have the best guards, the best cameras, and the best, how you say, thermal imaging security infrastructure.
03:39Absolutely nothing can get past that.
03:41No, no, no, Jacques. Jacques, Jacques, Jacques.
03:43A man in a ski mask just stole a painting.
03:45I know, I know. It's still fresh in my mind.
03:49My family is ashamed.
03:51My father says I am, how you say, a disappointment to my entire lineage.
03:56And I am beginning to believe he is right.
04:00Jacques, Jacques, stop him.
04:02How can I stop him? He is my father.
04:05He can be harsh, but I love him.
04:08He made me the man I am.
04:11What? What is that sound? Jacques, you have to do something.
04:15I know I do. I will call him later and ask for forgiveness.
04:19But that sound means it is time for my smoke break. Au revoir.
04:22Wait, hey, you! It's a mess!
04:25I love a mess!
04:27Why are they smoking?
04:33Well, everyone, this is going viral at Disneyland.
04:36Paris just opened a new Frozen theme park,
04:38and their Olaf robot had a little malfunction.
04:42Check it out.
04:55Do you want to rebuild a snowman?
05:00Yes, the video of Olaf went viral,
05:03and it is, I guess, a little unsettled.
05:05Here to comment on it is another Disney animatronic
05:07from Frozen, Kristoff.
05:11Hi, Jimmy. Great to be here.
05:14Uh, we're excited to have you.
05:16Now, the Olaf animatronic malfunctioning yesterday
05:18was pretty unsettling. Has he been fixed?
05:22Ha ha! Fret not, dear friend.
05:24My companion Olaf is currently undergoing maintenance
05:27and will be back to providing Disney magic soon.
05:32Well, that's good.
05:34What do you have to say to guests
05:36who are slightly disturbed by the malfunction?
05:38Ha ha! Worry not.
05:41Malfunctions are rare,
05:42and I can assure you
05:43us animatronics are reliable as ever.
05:46Would you like me to sing you...
05:55A song?
05:57Uh, sure.
05:59Are you sure you're okay?
06:01Ha ha!
06:02You make me laugh.
06:04I can assure you!
06:14Disney magic soon.
06:17Okay, I hate to break it to you, Kristoff,
06:19but you also seem to be malfunctioning here.
06:22Ha ha!
06:23Fret not, dear friend.
06:24Would you like me to sing you a song?
06:27Uh, no thanks.
06:31It looks like some kinks need to be worked out.
06:33Thank you for being here.
06:35Magic.
06:37Why not?
06:39Sing you a song?
06:41A Kristoff animatronic, everyone.
06:44Magic.
06:45Magic.
06:46Magic.
06:47Magic.
06:48Magic.
06:49Magic.
06:49Magic.
06:50Magic.
06:50Magic.
06:51Magic.
06:51Magic.
06:52Magic.
06:53Magic.
06:55And finally, guys, tomorrow is April 1st.
06:58That's right.
07:01Which gives Trump an excuse to get out of Iran.
07:04Uh, April Fools!
07:05April Fools!
07:05We have a great show!
07:06Give it up for The Roots, everybody!
07:21Welcome to the show, everybody.
07:23We got some good news today.
07:24We got nominated for a bunch of Webby awards.
07:27That's what I'm talking about.
07:28Hey, I love the Webby.
07:31We love the Webby's, and I want to give a special shout-out
07:33to our entire digital team.
07:35They are the best in the biz.
07:36Thank you, everybody.
07:38Amazing job.
07:41Voting is open now through April 16th.
07:43Just go to vote.webbyawards.com and search The Tonight Show
07:47and vote for us.
07:48Thank you very much, Webby's.
07:50What a show we have for you tonight.
07:54She is a very talented actress who's starring in the new movie
07:57Outcome, which premieres April 10th on Apple TV.
08:01One of our favorites, Cameron Diaz is here today.
08:07Love that lady.
08:09The greatest.
08:11He's an Emmy-winning actor and producer who created and stars
08:14in the new Netflix series Big Mistakes,
08:16which begins streaming April 9th.
08:18Dan Levy is joining us.
08:22Another great dude.
08:24Super funny.
08:25And we got great music from Thames is here tonight.
08:32We love Thames as well.
08:34It's a good show.
08:35Guys, here at The Tonight Show, we like to spotlight musicians
08:37that we think have something special,
08:39but might not be getting the attention that they deserve.
08:41It's time for Tomorrow's Stars Today.
08:52Our guest tonight is a singer-songwriter promoting his new album
08:56on an independent label called Hometown Crowd.
08:59Please welcome Johnny Miles Biter.
09:04Hey.
09:08Hi, how you doing, bud?
09:09Nice to see you, bud.
09:10Doing pretty good, Jimmy.
09:12I really want to thank you for making a space
09:15and holding the light the way you do.
09:18Wow.
09:20Of course.
09:21Yeah, nobody holds the light the way you do.
09:24Thanks for being here.
09:25You know, I got to say, I love new talent,
09:28and I want to talk about your songs.
09:30Man, that's great.
09:32Did you build this desk?
09:35A man should be able to build his own desk.
09:37Look, when I write songs, the way I look at it is this.
09:41It's like, you know...
09:43What?
09:43They're not as much like songs,
09:44but they're like, they're vibrations
09:47that come in from the universe,
09:48and they just go in me.
09:50Yeah.
09:52That sounds mysterious.
09:54Yeah, no.
09:56Yeah, all right.
09:57Well, it's cool.
09:58I mean, my songs are just happenings, right?
09:59They're happenings that happen to me,
10:01and if they happen to rhyme, well, that's good.
10:04Well, that's great.
10:04Would you like to share one of your songs for all of us, maybe?
10:07Hey, not at all.
10:10No, I mean it in the way of, like, yeah, definitely.
10:13No, I'm really happy to do that, okay?
10:15Thank you, Jimmy.
10:16There you go, bud.
10:17Oh.
10:18Time to fight it.
10:22Okay.
10:23Wow.
10:23Well, this one is called Late Night Ride, okay?
10:27Oh, wow.
10:30Caught a hitchhiking ride with a woman one day.
10:35She turned on the radio, and the radio played a song.
10:41This song.
10:43She's a super freak, super freak.
10:46She's a freaking, yeah.
10:50Everybody say, super freak, super freak.
10:53Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:54Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:55Stop, stop.
10:56Hold on.
10:57What's going on, man?
10:58What's wrong?
10:59What are you doing?
11:01What's the problem, Jimmy?
11:02I don't understand.
11:03That's Super Freak.
11:04That's Super Freak by Rick James.
11:06We can't even clear that.
11:07No, no, it's not, man.
11:09That is what happened.
11:10That's a song that came on in her car,
11:12and I just wrote about it, man.
11:14Come on.
11:15What are you doing?
11:16You can't just take a hit song
11:18and squeeze it into your song.
11:19How am I supposed to control
11:21the will of the airwaves, dude?
11:27I don't know.
11:28Yeah, yeah, you don't know,
11:30because I can't, man.
11:31Well, look.
11:32What?
11:33How about you try another song, maybe?
11:34I'll give you another shot.
11:35I'm sorry.
11:36Okay, I'm sorry.
11:36I'm sorry I blew up there.
11:38I'm sorry.
11:39I got a little upset as well.
11:42I told you, a ray of light, man.
11:44Now, this next song.
11:46All right.
11:46All right.
11:47Here we go.
11:47This one's newer, okay?
11:49And it's called Backyard with Mom.
11:53Oh.
11:57Last time I ever saw my mama
12:00We threw her a party in the backyard
12:05With lights on the fence
12:08Oh, that whole year was so hard
12:13Mama sang her favorite song that night
12:17And it went
12:18She's a super freak
12:20Super freak
12:21She's a super freak
12:22She's a super freak
12:25Yeah
12:26Temptation thing
12:30Super freak
12:31Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop it
12:33Stop
12:33Ruth, don't encourage him
12:35What are you doing, man?
12:37That's the same song
12:38No, what are you
12:39What are you going to go after
12:40My mama's favorite song now, man?
12:43I have nothing to do with
12:45Come on, dude
12:47What the frick is wrong with you, man?
12:51These songs
12:52You're just describing ways
12:53That you've heard the song
12:54Super freak
12:55No, I'm not, dude
12:57No, I'm not
12:58It's my life
12:59Okay
13:00You can't just come in here
13:01And tell a guy
13:01What he can write inside a song
13:02Even though that thing happened to him
13:04And then he had a guitar nearby
13:05You came in here
13:06I was already here
13:07You came in here
13:08You weren't born here, man
13:09You had to have entered here
13:11At some point
13:12Just like I entered this world
13:13From my mom
13:14I host the show
13:15So I'm here every night
13:16And I'm here to give you a chance
13:18Some new talent
13:19And I think you're abusing
13:21The privilege a little bit
13:22Because you're just singing
13:25I entered this world
13:26From my mama
13:29Okay
13:30And I don't mean to abuse
13:32Privileges
13:32And you're right, okay
13:33Hey, buddy
13:34Hey, buddy
13:35Hey
13:35Hey, palsy
13:36Hey
13:37Can we just bury the hatchet on this?
13:40I'm sorry
13:40Yeah, I apologize
13:41I'm sorry
13:41Hey
13:42No, you don't have to come over
13:43No, no, no
13:44That's all right
13:45All right, man
13:46Thank you very much
13:49Hey, is there any way
13:50You could do one
13:51Like maybe
13:51One of the original songs
13:53That you submitted
13:54That got you on
13:55Tomorrow's Stars Today
13:56That's the one we liked
13:57We only heard a snippet of it
13:58But right
13:59We would like to hear
13:59Maybe one song
14:04That is a
14:05That's a great idea, man
14:06Okay, perfect
14:07All right
14:08Okay
14:10This song is called
14:11Summer Day
14:22I remember that summer day
14:26When we
14:30Dropped a coin in the wishing well
14:34And felt swell and free
14:39And when that coin hit the water
14:42It sounded like a song we knew
14:45No, no, no, no
14:47Please stop
14:47Don't do it
14:48Don't do it
14:48Just don't
14:50Don't
14:51Don't
14:52Don't
14:52Don't
14:53Don't
14:54Don't
14:54Don't
14:55Don't
14:55Don't
14:56Don't
14:56I'm going to freak out
14:57And that song that we heard
14:59Through mama's screen door
15:02Yeah
15:02That's close
15:03The song that we'd all heard
15:06Many, many times
15:07Before
15:10And that name of that song was
15:15She's a super freak
15:16Super freak
15:17She's a super freak
15:18Yeah
15:20Everybody say it
15:21Here we go now
15:25All right
15:26See you next week
15:28On Tomorrow's Stars Today
15:29Now I'm the host
15:30That's what I say
15:31Stick around
15:32We'll be back back
15:33Next week's Tomorrow's Stars Today
15:35Cameron Diaz will be coming
15:40Maybe you're going to be back
15:41Voicing Princess Fiona
15:43I am
15:44Yeah
15:48This is what I'm talking about
15:50You're Queen Fiona
15:52Oh
15:53I forgot about that
15:55I'm no longer Princess Fiona
15:57Yeah, you're Queen Fiona
15:57You will address me as such
15:59Sorry, I apologize
16:10Our first guest is a very talented actress
16:14Who stars in the new movie Outcome
16:16Which premieres on Apple TV April 10th
16:19Please welcome Cameron Diaz
16:46Welcome back. Welcome back to the show. Hi Brent, how are you?
16:49I know you're in New York shooting a movie and you brought the great weather
16:54It's because of you
16:55Yeah
16:55Yeah
16:55This is, yes it is
16:57This is like so aggressive, this weather
17:00Yeah, it's interesting, right?
17:01It just came out of nowhere and it's just like
17:03Really?
17:03It's so oppressive
17:06What movie are you doing? Can you tell us any details?
17:08I'm doing a movie with Stephen Merchant
17:10I love Stephen Merchant!
17:12He's so great
17:13He's so funny, man
17:14He's so funny, gosh
17:15He's the best
17:15He's so great
17:16So yeah, we're doing a
17:17I'm doing a film here with him
17:19I don't know the name of it yet
17:22Oh yeah, alright, perfect
17:24Yeah, when you have a name you have to come back and tell us
17:26Let you guys know
17:27Because you took a little break from acting
17:30Then you came back with this giant movie Back in Action, one of Netflix's biggest movies of the year
17:35Congratulations
17:36Thank you
17:36On that
17:37Thank you
17:38Thank you
17:39Broke records
17:40And now I heard rumor that maybe you're going to be back voicing Princess Fiona
17:45I am, yeah
17:50This is what I'm talking about
17:53Yeah
17:54A new Shrek movie
17:55We're doing the fifth Shrek
17:56Yes
17:57Can you believe it?
17:57That's fantastic
17:58Two decades of
17:59What's that?
18:00You're Queen Fiona
18:02Oh
18:02Oh
18:03You're Queen
18:04I forgot about that
18:05I'm no longer Princess Fiona
18:06Yeah, you're Queen Fiona
18:07You will address me as such
18:08Come here, sorry, I apologize
18:10Yes
18:10I scolded a lot on my show tonight
18:13But I was going to ask you
18:14Do kids come up and freak out when they hear your voice at the grocery store or something?
18:17You know, it's really funny because parents are the ones who are like
18:22Honey, this is Princess Fiona
18:23She does the voice for Princess Fiona
18:25And one time this little girl
18:27She just looked at me
18:28Yeah
18:28And burst into tears
18:31She just started crying so, like bawling her eyes out and her mom's like, I'm so sorry
18:36I'm like, I really don't take it personally
18:38I would cry if I found out the voice of
18:41They don't quite understand
18:42They don't quite understand
18:43So I always tell parents, like, don't tell them
18:45Don't tell them that, yeah
18:46You know, it's like Santa Claus, right?
18:49Yeah, but you do everything
18:50You do romantic comedies
18:51You do animation, you do dramas
18:54Yeah
18:55Is there a genre that you haven't done that you want to do?
18:57I mean, what's your dream job?
18:58I think, um, you know, you know what?
19:02I've always wanted to do
19:04What?
19:05Like a season on SNL
19:06Like a full season on SNL
19:09What?
19:10Like from the beginning to the end
19:11Like just become a cast member on
19:13Drew and I talked about it like 20 years ago
19:15But like, like doing a full season on
19:19You would be fantastic
19:19As a cast member on SNL would be so much fun
19:21I think the first time I met you was when you hosted SNL
19:24Yeah, yeah
19:24And you were fantastic
19:25It was so much fun
19:26I mean, I wouldn't host, I'd be like, you know
19:28Just a cast member?
19:29Just a cast member
19:30Ooh, Lauren
19:31Lauren
19:33We like this
19:34We do so much
19:34The audience like this idea
19:36But I'm so tired now, I don't think I could do it
19:39No, you could, please
19:41And by the way, congrats on your wine, by the way
19:43Thank you
19:44Abilene is crushing
19:45Yeah
19:45Are you learning so much about it in the whole scene?
19:48Yeah, I mean, it's, winemaking is a science
19:51It is
19:51It's amazing
19:52It's just, it's chemistry
19:54Yeah
19:54You know, it's just, you do one thing, you get one result
19:57You do another thing, you get another
19:59And it's just sort of mad scientist
20:01But the winemakers are so incredible
20:03Well, congrats on this
20:04It's his fifth birthday
20:05So happy birthday to Abilene
20:06Thank you
20:06Great, great, great wine, I love it
20:08But let's talk to your new movie
20:10Okay
20:11Outcome
20:12Yes
20:12Is the name of the movie
20:13It's very funny
20:14It's also very intense
20:15It's co-written by Jonah Hill, our buddy
20:17And directed by Jonah Hill, who we love
20:20We love
20:20How do we set up what the movie is and who you play?
20:22Keanu plays a character that's, or his character is a movie star
20:28Oh
20:28Uh, named Reeve Hawk
20:30Yeah, a great name
20:31And it's a great name
20:32Reeve Hawk
20:32And he's, uh, he's going through, um, this, something happens where he's basically, um, gets a phone call that, uh,
20:41is life changing, um, that could really hurt his career
20:45Yeah
20:46And, um, I play along with Matt Bomer, his best friend
20:50Oh, he's so good
20:51I know Matt's incredible
20:52Yeah, he crushes in this
20:53We play his best friends since, like, he, before he was a star, like, he was a child star
20:58Yeah
20:58Um, but we've known him since he was, like, you know, a young teen
21:01So you can talk
21:02So we've been in, we've been in it, um, the, you know, our whole lives together, basically
21:07But these characters are loosely based on Jonah's real friends
21:10Yeah, yes, actually, completely
21:11So Ezra Woods, who also, um, was one of the writers on it, is Matt Bomer's character, um, and mine
21:18is Kyle Applebaum, who is Kyle Applebaum, who is, like, Jonah's friend, yes
21:23Uh, it's not your first time working with Keanu
21:25It's not, no, I worked with Keanu
21:27You did a movie called Feeling Minnesota back in 1996
21:3130 years ago
21:32Come on
21:35Look at this
21:37Do you remember First Impression?
21:39That was my fourth film, and I was working with Keanu Reeves, and I was so, I was so green
21:45I was literally, like, oh my god, please don't remember that we were together 30 years ago
21:49Even though I've seen him since, I'm like, please don't remember, but, um
21:53Did he remember?
21:53He did
21:54Isn't that so crazy?
21:56What'd he say?
21:57He's like, hey, everyone did that
21:58You know what, I really, Keanu's just a lovely human being, he's exactly the same
22:02Still hits the three shot, you know, he's a, we play basketball together, he's got a great three pointer, and
22:10I'm up to dunking now
22:12Oh wow, congratulations, oh my gosh
22:14Yeah, no
22:15It's good to see you guys
22:16We just get out on the, on the court together, and we just like, yeah, and you play
22:19Yeah, it's just like old times
22:20Yeah, it's magic, it's fun to watch
22:22Yeah, yeah
22:34Thank you
22:35So what are you gonna say about the five years thing?
22:38Well, I was thinking I was gonna say, I've been working since I was six, and needed a break, and
22:45that I needed to find out who I was away from all this
22:50I love that
22:51That works, totally
22:52I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public, and that my best friends from high
23:00school and my insane lawyer have me cover it up for years, so no one ever found out
23:06That is a really smart omission
23:07Strong omission
23:08No admish
23:09You're gonna be amazing, babe
23:10You got this
23:11Yeah, I'm very lucky to have you, too
23:13That's a good omission, not admish
23:15Cameron Diaz, everybody! Outcome premieres on Apple TV!
23:19April 10th!
23:21Cameron and I are doing something fun after the break
23:24Stick around, everybody!
23:29This is where I ended up, on the bench, at like, a gorgeous fashion show where everyone's looking
23:35Show the picture
23:37Can you see what's going on?
23:48Welcome back! We're hanging out with the one and only Cameron Diaz!
23:55Now, Cameron, I thought it would be fun for us to play a game that I know you're gonna be
23:59great at
24:00It is called Slow Turn Tiny Nod
24:04Slow Turn Tiny Nod
24:09Okay, the game is very simple
24:12One at a time, while maintaining the utmost composure
24:16We will very slowly turn our heads and look into the camera and do the tiniest head nod possible
24:21Whoever does the tinier nod wins
24:25And you're...
24:28And you're not allowed to laugh
24:29Cameron, since you're...
24:32I don't find it funny
24:33You're my guest
24:36That's already making me laugh
24:37Since you're my guest, you'll be turning first
24:39Are you ready? Are you in character?
24:41Whenever you're ready, can we dim the lights?
24:43And you'll turn to camera one
24:44Ahem
25:07It's a masterclass!
25:09It's a masterclass!
25:12Wow!
25:14The masterclass!
25:18Alright, very good, Cameron
25:21Okay, here we go
25:22Look me in the eye, Jeremy, before you go
25:24I know
25:25I know, I know, I know
25:26It's only fair
25:27You did look me in the eye
25:27But you're a pro, okay, here we go
26:08I have a big head, I have a big head, that is a big head
26:12It is tiny from my size head, it's a tiny knot.
26:16But here we go.
26:17We're gonna raise the stakes a little bit in round two.
26:19Round two, you must turn your head even more slowly,
26:22look into the camera, flare your nostrils twice,
26:26and then do a tiny knot.
26:28I don't know how to flare my nostrils.
26:30Oh, well, you have to try it.
26:34You have to flare your nostrils.
26:36You can't flare your nostrils?
26:36I can't flare my nostrils.
26:37Well, you have to do some type of...
26:39I'll do something.
26:40I'll do something.
26:41Okay.
26:43Can we dim the lights and get ready for round two?
26:47Okay.
26:52Wow.
26:54Just lower the...
27:05I don't even know if I can do that.
27:07I like that, babe.
27:08I can't do that.
27:09All right.
27:10It's something.
27:10It's something there.
27:11All right, that was impressive.
27:12Here we go.
27:12Can we dim the lights?
27:13I'm ready in the character.
27:14I'm ready to...
27:15Still going to that camera?
27:16Get ready.
27:43That was hard.
27:44That was hard.
27:45That was hard.
27:46The sound of my body.
27:47Round three.
27:48The sound of someone saying round three means it's time for round three.
27:53Cameron, I'm going to make this a little harder for our final round.
27:55For this last one, you must now somehow turn your head even more slowly, look into the camera,
27:59and make the tiniest sound you could possibly make and then nod.
28:04It's going to take a long time because I've been taking a long time, haven't I?
28:07No, this is perfect.
28:08No, we're going into the...
28:10Okay.
28:10Uber slow.
28:10We're going over with the Tonight Show tonight.
28:12We're going straight into the Tonight Show.
28:15Here we go.
28:16It's a 24-7 sleepover.
28:18Here we go.
28:19Okay.
28:19All right.
28:19Get in character.
28:20I won't look at you.
28:22It doesn't matter.
28:23I had a massage earlier, so like...
28:26Okay.
28:26So you're loose.
28:38This is the slowest one yet.
28:43I don't like this.
28:55Oh, my God!
28:56Wait, you're barely...
28:59We really got an awesome audio on that.
29:01There's no chopping that.
29:02That's how you do it, the winner!
29:03Kevin Diaz!
29:09Outcome premieres April 10 on Apple TV.
29:12We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
29:15That is so fun.
29:32Our next guest is an Emmy-winning actor and producer
29:35who created and stars in the new series Big Mistakes,
29:39which begins streaming April 9th on Netflix.
29:41Please welcome Dan Levy.
29:53That's what I'm talking about.
29:55Come on, go.
29:58Welcome back.
29:59I'm so happy to be here.
30:00I'm so happy to see you.
30:02I'm so happy to be here.
30:03Hi, everybody.
30:03Come on.
30:04Yeah, Dan Levy.
30:06Come on.
30:07Welcome back.
30:08I always love seeing you.
30:09Always love seeing you.
30:10You're a great follow on the social medias.
30:13I follow you and I like seeing what you're up to.
30:16I know that you're into fashion.
30:18I like, yeah, yeah.
30:20You posted this.
30:21You were at a Celine show.
30:22Oh, there we go.
30:24That's a little Schitt's Creek reunion there.
30:26It is.
30:27David and Stevie have never looked better.
30:29I mean, gosh, you're a good-looking guy right there.
30:31I find myself in very uncomfortable situations at those things, though.
30:34It's not as glamorous as you would think by watching.
30:36No, I mean, you look at it and you're like, yeah, it's a fashion show.
30:39It is.
30:39It's great.
30:40Yeah.
30:40I just haven't, I don't know.
30:43You don't have good luck with them.
30:43I don't have good luck.
30:44You brought us another example just to show this is a photo of, so the front would normally
30:49look like this and you look cool.
30:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:51I was sitting on a bench.
30:52I'm Canadian, so I'll just agree to anything.
30:55So you're sitting on a bench.
30:56Someone was like, can someone sit down?
30:57Can you move down?
30:58Yes.
30:59Someone else is sitting down.
31:00Can you move down?
31:01Absolutely.
31:01Someone else is sitting down.
31:02Can you move down?
31:04This is where I ended up on the bench at like a gorgeous fashion show where everyone's looking.
31:10Show the picture.
31:12Can you see what's going on?
31:15Can we actually zoom into my ass?
31:18Are you flowing?
31:19I was like, this was a Loewe fashion show.
31:21Are you, how are you doing that?
31:22This was like hottest brand in the world.
31:25That's a lot of core strength.
31:27That is a full cheek off the bench.
31:29Wow.
31:30And I was sitting beside this like incredible K-pop star.
31:33I was in awe and could not have been more uncomfortable.
31:37So then over the course of this fashion show, if you actually do like sit half on a chair,
31:43I found myself having to like prop myself up.
31:46So my friend, meanwhile, is behind me taking these photos, laughing his ass off.
31:52Hold on.
31:52Here we go.
31:53Yeah.
31:53So the hand comes out.
31:56I'm now trembling.
32:22The show isn't ending.
32:27Yeah.
32:27So that's what you do for fashion.
32:29You do a lot for fashion.
32:33Dan, I think the first time you came on our show was with the cast of Schitt's Creek.
32:37That's right.
32:37And you were here.
32:40An amazing cast.
32:42And I appreciate you doing that.
32:43And I think it was Catherine O'Hara was on as well.
32:47And I'm just got to say, I'm so sorry about the passing week.
32:50Gosh, you must have been.
32:51It's, listen, it's all, it's like a collective loss, I think.
32:54Yeah.
32:55She was the greatest.
32:57She's unbelievable.
32:58She was, she's irreplaceable.
33:00And, you know, I think the great comfort for me has just been to see how, how loved she was.
33:07You know what I mean?
33:07She really was.
33:08Like, the outpouring, everyone felt like they kind of knew her.
33:12She could do everything.
33:13She was one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen.
33:15Absolutely.
33:16Can do characters.
33:17Can do this.
33:18Unbelievably.
33:18Can do this.
33:18Gorgeous.
33:19Talented.
33:20Improvising.
33:20One of the great, great, great, great, great.
33:22Yeah.
33:22We always love her.
33:26I want to talk about your new show.
33:28It's called Big Mistakes.
33:30Yeah.
33:30And it's, yes, it's very, very, very funny.
33:33It has a very funny premise that stems from, I read, a real phobia that you have.
33:38I have an irrational fear of being blackmailed into organized crime.
33:42Okay.
33:44We can relate.
33:45I don't know how, I don't know why.
33:47But if you really think about it, would you want to be blackmailed into organized crime?
33:51No, I would not.
33:52I have a phobia, too, I guess.
33:53I mean, I wouldn't do well.
33:55So when you're writing a show, you almost kind of have to think about, like, okay, well,
33:59what's the worst case scenario that you would want to find yourself in?
34:02And it's this.
34:03And I am, my character is just as incapable as I would be if I were to find myself blackmailed
34:08into organized crime.
34:10It's perfectly.
34:10Instantly killed.
34:11Yeah.
34:12Like, 45 seconds into meeting me, these people would.
34:16Just off you.
34:17Yeah.
34:17And you came up with the idea with Rachel Sennett.
34:19That's right.
34:19Who, gosh, is so funny.
34:21And one of the freshest voices in comedy.
34:23She's great.
34:23And what a cast, by the way.
34:25Laurie Metcalf.
34:25Laurie Metcalf.
34:26Had me screaming out loud laughing.
34:28She's unbelievably funny.
34:30And, like, I've just admired her my whole life.
34:34And never in a million years did I think she'd say yes.
34:37And then the minute you have Laurie Metcalf on your show, you're like, well, I guess the
34:41rest writes itself.
34:42But I couldn't keep a straight face.
34:44The scenes are unbelievable.
34:45We couldn't keep a straight face.
34:46We were in the scenes.
34:47And I learned this on Schitt's Creek.
34:49Yeah.
34:49Sometimes you just have to go with the laughter and let your character also find the person
34:55amusing.
34:56Oh, my God.
34:57It's a way of making yourself look a little bit more professional.
34:59Yeah.
35:00Thank you for that tip.
35:01I want to show everyone a clip.
35:02You're going to love this show.
35:03Here's Dan Levy in Big Mistakes.
35:05Take a look.
35:06What do you want for your birthday from Nicholas and Morgan?
35:10Who are they?
35:11Oh, my God.
35:12That's a good question, Nana.
35:13Your father gave me a necklace in Acapulco that you lost on your honeymoon.
35:20We know.
35:21Get your Nona necklace.
35:22It was a diamond necklace.
35:25Nona, I'm a public school teacher.
35:28Okay, Morgan, the woman doesn't know who we are.
35:30I don't think she cares if it's real diamonds.
35:32Yeah, I know what I mean.
35:32Just something cheap and nostalgic that she can cherish during her final days.
35:37Is that so much to ask?
35:38Nikki, help your sister with this for once.
35:41For once.
35:41All right, do a good deed for me.
35:43Come on.
35:45Dan Levy, Big Mistakes begins streaming April 9th on Netflix.
35:51We'll be right back with a performance from Thames.
35:53Stick around.
35:56Stick around.
36:06Performing what you need from her EP, Love is a Kingdom.
36:11Please welcome Thames.
36:28monster,in'
36:34Okay, now sometimes I can't find yourself in two ways.
36:41Yeah, yeah, yeah
36:43Sometimes
36:46Your love, it feels divided
36:50And my answer
36:54My answer is to pull out
36:59Your love is like an embassy
37:03It won't lead me to anywhere
37:08But I'm so confused
37:12Through all the pain and suffering
37:16You still want to stay with me
37:20I'm tired of these crises
37:24And I feel like I'm being a dog
37:28I know what you need
37:33I know what you need
37:37I know what you need
37:41Get away from me
37:45I know what you need
37:49I know what you need
37:53I know what you need
38:24I need to be alone now
38:36I know what you need
38:41I know what you need
38:45I know what you need
38:54I know what you need
38:58I know what you need
39:16I know what you need
39:20I know what you need
39:24I know what you need
39:33I know what you need
39:37I know what you need
39:41I know what you need
39:44I know what you need
39:44I know what you need
39:48I know what you need
39:58is The Kingdom is out now.
40:00We'll be right back, everybody.
40:01It's him!
40:03Oh, my God!
40:16My thanks to Cameron Diaz, Dan Levy,
40:20Tim's once again!
40:25And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:30Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:32Good night, everybody.
40:33Thank you!
40:34You got involved.
40:35You better get involved.
40:37Get involved.
40:39Get into it.
40:41Do it!
40:44Uh-huh.
40:46Yes, sir.
40:48Get into it!
40:50Hey, you say to your city,
40:51just let know what you're supposed to like tonight.
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