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00:12Oh, that is one cute baby, Brian.
00:15Where'd the name Sutton come from?
00:16The Great White Way.
00:17I never know what the heck it is you're talking about,
00:19but you seem happy, so I'm happy.
00:21I'm barely happy.
00:23Okay, nobody look at him.
00:24He's fishing for one of us to ask why.
00:26Yep.
00:29Why?
00:30Because Charlie's going away for three months
00:31and I have to be a single dad.
00:33No need to call me a hero.
00:34No one was going to.
00:36Look at that face.
00:38You're so beautiful.
00:39You don't have to go to school
00:41or develop a personality, nothing.
00:43She is so much smaller than Jimmy was.
00:45His head was so big that until he was 10,
00:48any time he turned too quickly,
00:49he stumbled in that direction.
00:51Somebody else please share.
00:53Enjoy this age while you can, Brian.
00:55They grow up fast.
00:56I can't believe this one is going to graduate tomorrow.
01:00I can't believe he's still pretending he's going to show up.
01:03You know, I grew up with a father like that.
01:06Shallow, but very charming.
01:09So, not overtly mean,
01:11but made you feel like shit all the time.
01:13You see me.
01:15Oh, I do.
01:17But you are crushing me.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Should we save it for Sophie?
01:24We didn't make it.
01:26Oh, no.
01:28You good?
01:31Not yet.
01:32All right.
01:35Okay, so, who wants to start first?
01:38I'll start.
01:38Sean's an asshole.
01:39Oh.
01:40I'm surprised he's even here.
01:41I'm not interviewing at another fancier support group.
01:45I took a job opportunity at a restaurant,
01:47so I have to shut down the truck.
01:48And abandon me like a fucking punk.
01:51Holy shit.
01:52All right, take it easy, okay?
01:53This isn't the Jerry Springer Show.
01:55What's that?
01:56Oh, my gosh.
01:57Wow, I forgot I'm older than you.
01:58It was basically this, like, carnival of mentally ill people
02:02that you would watch when you were homesick from school.
02:04It was toxic and violent, and I miss it so much.
02:08Now, Jorge, I understand that you are angry
02:11over Sean's perceived punk-esque behavior,
02:14but how about we talk through your feelings and work it out?
02:17Oh, I know how to work this out.
02:18Okay.
02:19Guys, this is not how we solve our problems.
02:22Come on, man.
02:23Just talk to me.
02:25Fuck you, Jorge.
02:27Don't do this.
02:35Oh, why is it always the teeth?
02:42Doesn't hurt.
02:45I think this one is fake.
02:46You guys sign liability waivers, right?
02:50All our grown children under one roof.
02:54I am filled with gratitude that we are rich with love and family.
03:01Why is Derek so emotional?
03:03He's been like this since his surgery.
03:06What can I say, all right?
03:08Life is short.
03:10I want to savor every moment we all should.
03:12Matthew, what are you savoring?
03:14Actually, my shoe business is kind of crushing.
03:18Saved up enough to get my own place with my boys, Finn and Leo and Jack and four randos.
03:25How many bedrooms do you have?
03:26Two.
03:26Say goodbye to cranking it, bro.
03:29Yeah, we came over the whole system for that.
03:31A cranking calendar.
03:32Nice.
03:33That's good communication.
03:34See, this is how societies are built.
03:37Alice.
03:38Hi.
03:38You have a big savory moment coming.
03:41Graduation.
03:42How you feeling?
03:42Ready to be done.
03:44I don't know if you know, but high school wasn't really the best experience for me.
03:47Are you kidding?
03:48You're hot.
03:49You're smart.
03:50Everyone loves you.
03:52Oh, because of your mom.
03:54Poor motherless child.
03:55Derek, no.
03:56Yeah, she's no mother.
03:58I'd be excited for graduation except my boyfriend refuses to sit with my mom.
04:01She's just a little gropey.
04:04That was one time and she thought you stole her vape.
04:07She pulled my zipper down.
04:08Whoa.
04:09I mean, it's only normal that she'd want to get to know you better.
04:12I mean, get your shit together.
04:14Look at Will and even Matthew.
04:16You're the new Matthew.
04:18That's so bad for your brad.
04:20You can move back in upstairs.
04:22Will's girlfriend's pregnant.
04:23Oh, seriously?
04:24What?
04:25Come on, bro.
04:26He told us that with confidence.
04:28In confidence.
04:29That's what I said.
04:31I'm gonna go.
04:33I do actually have to go, but I would have said that regardless.
04:39Okay, raise your hand if you thought it would have been me first.
04:48Still can't believe Paul's leaving.
04:50Paul!
04:51How's it going, man?
04:52Going to get a protein bar.
04:54Oh, hell yeah, dude.
04:55Great update.
04:56Get off my jock.
04:57Wow.
04:58He doesn't seem quite as sad as I am.
05:01Yeah, I'm gonna miss the smell of cranky old guy around here.
05:03We could turn his office into a Paul museum.
05:06Like, school groups could come through.
05:08We could have Disney make an animatronic of him.
05:10Says things like,
05:12Behold the tools.
05:14Raw dog.
05:16Raw dog.
05:18Hey.
05:19Paul didn't tell you?
05:21What?
05:23Okay.
05:24Um, well, Paul kind of gave me the building to use for my trauma center.
05:31Well, actually, I'm renting it from him for like a dollar.
05:34Even though I probably won't pay since he doesn't have Venmo.
05:36So, yeah, it's kind of free.
05:40Unless he gets Venmo.
05:41Which he won't, so it's definitely free.
05:43He gave you the whole place?
05:44Yeah.
05:46That's fucking awesome.
05:48Really?
05:49Paul and I talked about this years ago.
05:51I have no interest in running a business.
05:52All I care about is being able to see my patients.
05:54I can do that anywhere.
05:56I basically already do that anywhere.
05:58Look, this is your dream.
06:00It's a really cool next chapter for this place.
06:04Thank you, Jimmy.
06:06Like, really, that means a lot, a lot.
06:08Like, a lot, a lot, a lot.
06:10Can we still get the animatronic, Paul?
06:12Dude, I think we have to.
06:14Oof.
06:16Why am I a doll, Jimmy?
06:19This way.
06:20Hi, Paul.
06:22I can't believe this is happening.
06:24This is like my own multiverse.
06:25Happy grandpa meet grumpy grandpa.
06:28Which one's which?
06:29I think you know.
06:29I'm good with either.
06:31Randy.
06:32Uh, Paul.
06:34Thanks.
06:35I told him how much you've been there for me the last couple of years,
06:37so I thought it would be nice for you guys to say hi.
06:41I'm gonna go get dad.
06:42Okay.
06:45Great kid.
06:47The best.
06:47She said that you would meet her in the park in exchange for candy.
06:51Sounds creepier than it was.
06:55I gotta say that I really appreciate you being there for her after Tia died.
07:01I would have liked to, you know, be around more.
07:04I suppose it was a hard time for you as well.
07:08I know it's difficult to know how to deal with people that are grieving.
07:13Yeah.
07:14It, uh, well, it is what it is.
07:19Right?
07:20If I'm making you uncomfortable, you can change the subject.
07:23Thanks for the roadmap.
07:25You play guitar?
07:27No.
07:27Okay.
07:280 for 1.
07:30No, this is nice.
07:31I didn't realize chit-chat paid so well.
07:33I bet Jimmy's good at it.
07:35He got that from his mom.
07:37She was an emotional yapper type, too.
07:42Your son is an excellent therapist.
07:46Great to hear.
07:48Oh, you have protein bars.
07:51Want one?
07:51Hey, look who I found.
07:53Wow.
07:53I thought I smelled airport cologne.
07:55There's Grandy Randy.
07:57Oh, Gabby.
07:58There's my tall cup of hot chocolate.
08:00There is.
08:01You never let me call you chocolate anything.
08:03Well, that's because I like when older guys call me hot.
08:05That's some bullshit.
08:07Help me carry this weight that's dragging me down.
08:12Pull me out of a drink before I start to drown.
08:16Let the wreckage all sink to where the fishes are frightening.
08:21I wanna hear myself think again.
08:25I wanna hear myself think again.
08:41I wanna hear myself think again.
08:52He woke me up in the middle of the night.
08:55Locked me in the basement and said he was gonna set the house on fire.
08:58Okay.
08:58You win it, bad dads.
09:01Seems like Alex is really very fond of him.
09:03Yeah, you know.
09:04She's not aware that he's about to pull the same vanishing act on her he did on me when I
09:07was a kid.
09:08Would you ever talk to him about it?
09:11You can't be mad at somebody for not changing their behavior if you haven't had the courage to tell him
09:16how you feel.
09:17I know, Paul.
09:18But what's the point if he's not gonna change?
09:21They rarely do.
09:22But then you get to be mad and let him fucking have it.
09:25It's been on the tip of my tongue so many times.
09:29Am I just a wimp?
09:31Yes.
09:34Look, you know how I feel about this stuff.
09:36You wouldn't be doing it to change him.
09:39You'd be doing it to unburden yourself.
09:42It's a lot to carry around and this kind of toxic shit does come out eventually.
09:48You know, he missed my high school graduation too.
09:51My dad once had me fight a dog that bit me.
09:54So that explains the woof.
09:58We talked through all our options and we plan on keeping the baby.
10:03Are you guys even serious with each other?
10:07Is this like a forever thing?
10:09I mean, we haven't hard launched, but she keeps her eczema cream at my place.
10:13I do.
10:15We haven't even had you over for coffee and toilet, Payton.
10:18I don't know what that is.
10:20So it's a symbol of being truly embraced by this family and I'm here for C&T like all the
10:25time.
10:25C&T, I like it.
10:26Summer?
10:27Yes.
10:27Will you take Connor to hang with your mom so he gets used to her before graduation?
10:32Oh, good idea.
10:33She should be alert by now.
10:35Mm-hmm.
10:38You're supposed to protect me.
10:40How did this happen?
10:42Weren't you guys being safe?
10:44We were.
10:45I guess it just didn't work.
10:47Oh, come on, buddy.
10:49I also had to get off the pill because it was affecting my mood.
10:52It makes me really mean.
10:54Baby will make you meaner.
10:55And your nipples are gonna be crusty and hard and gross for a year.
11:01Like little rocks.
11:03Both of us?
11:05Just one.
11:06I mean...
11:07How do you plan to support this baby?
11:10Well, sports agents make good money.
11:13Yeah, but you work in the mailroom.
11:15For now, until AI takes your job.
11:17I could do mom talk.
11:18Mm-hmm.
11:18And get brand deals.
11:20Lots of people make money that way.
11:22Until AI starts mom talking.
11:23Stop saying AI.
11:24It's an existential threat, babe.
11:27I just want you both to know how hard this is gonna be.
11:30I mean, just giving birth.
11:32I'm not worried about that because I plan on doing an unmedicated water birth at home.
11:37Uh-oh.
11:38Count.
11:39One.
11:41Two.
11:42How long is she gonna count?
11:43How long is she gonna count?
11:44For water births, probably a hundred.
11:47Five?
11:47Well, thanks for not totally freaking out.
11:50I know it's kind of a mess.
11:52Yeah.
11:53It's not ideal.
11:55But we love you.
11:57And we'll get through it.
11:59You're welcome.
12:00Love you, mom.
12:01Love you.
12:04Love you.
12:04Take care.
12:05Love you.
12:06Drive safe.
12:06Oh, my God.
12:14We're having a baby.
12:16We get to be young grandparents.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:19So many people are gonna mistake me for the mother.
12:24Agree with me.
12:25Oh, so many people.
12:27So many people.
12:29So many people.
12:29All right.
12:30Let's call everyone.
12:31I'm gonna get a baseball glove.
12:33Jumpsuit.
12:35Ugh.
12:36My gym is officially too gay.
12:38They have a new class called Booty Garland where you do squats to Judy Garland's song.
12:43So stupid.
12:44Oh, and you get to drink during it.
12:46Cute.
12:46Okay, I'm in.
12:47Yeah, I found my Pilates teacher on Instagram and he had a lot of bare ass on there.
12:51We're on me right now, Kelly.
12:52Oh, I'm sorry.
12:55I said I'm sorry.
12:56Oh, you won his handle.
12:58Okay.
12:58Get there faster, Kelly.
12:59Hey.
13:00Hi.
13:01Daddy has some good news.
13:02Oh.
13:03Work approved the family housing request for my trip to Tennessee.
13:06So we can all go together.
13:08I don't have to be away from you both for three months.
13:11Um, sorry.
13:12I can't go away for that long, babe.
13:14I have a job too, you know.
13:19Oh.
13:19Brian, you can't just work remotely.
13:21Of course I can.
13:22I haven't been in my office in months.
13:23I even think they might have moved, but it's been too long for me to ask without it being weird.
13:26I don't understand why you don't want to go to Tennessee.
13:28It sounds like an adventure.
13:30Elvis is from there.
13:31They have barbecue.
13:33Mm-hmm.
13:33Now they're culturally appropriated, thanks.
13:35Hey, did we steal barbecue from you?
13:38Sure did.
13:38Whoa.
13:38Bummer.
13:39Mmm.
13:39Come on.
13:40Life is short.
13:41Oh, my God.
13:42Derek, enough with the life is short stuff.
13:44I don't want to go to Tennessee.
13:46It's too humid.
13:46It's far.
13:48Also, did you know that Memphis is the murder capital of the country?
13:51Really?
13:51I don't know, but if it is, that's not how I want to find out.
13:54Plus, where am I supposed to buy my clothes?
13:55Walmart?
13:57Uh...
13:57What are you trying to say?
13:58My shit's not from Walmart, bro?
14:00What?
14:00Wow.
14:00Thank God you're here.
14:01Brian's been brining more than usual, and it's been awful to witness.
14:04Well, I rushed over here in the middle of my uncle's wake.
14:06It wasn't over, but you guys said it was an emergency.
14:08It's...
14:08Oh!
14:09Nikes.
14:10I am so sorry.
14:11I'm fucking with you, because you guys were being really weird on the phone.
14:14What's up?
14:14I'll tell you what's up.
14:16Matthew has a full-time job going, and he's, uh...
14:20He's moving out of here.
14:22Wow.
14:23Nice.
14:23I didn't think you'd actually pull that off.
14:26Me either.
14:27Yeah.
14:28The rehab isn't completely finished.
14:30I need someone to fix some of Matthew's handiwork.
14:33You know, like, the upside-down bathroom faucet.
14:36Water still comes up.
14:37Now it's a bidet.
14:38I just need someone to oversee the repairs.
14:41If you can do that...
14:44You can live here rent-free.
14:46And who knows?
14:47Maybe by the time I'm ready to sell it, you'll be ready to buy it.
14:50After that big fancy new job of yours! Come on!
14:53Dude.
14:54Look, I know you weren't ready before.
14:56And it's okay if you're still not.
15:02I just need you to know that this is for me, too. Right?
15:06I have been thinking a lot about my life.
15:09And who I want to be.
15:11And as someone who supports and is there for the people he loves.
15:17Holy shit, D-Train.
15:18I just came to take credit if he said, yes, no, I'm invested.
15:21Yeah.
15:24Okay, I'm in.
15:25Come on!
15:25Yeah!
15:27Yeah!
15:27Yeah!
15:29I love you, man.
15:30I love you.
15:31Thanks, dude.
15:32You're welcome.
15:32No, Brian.
15:33Okay, that was for me.
15:34Come on, that was for me.
15:36Oh.
15:3723 out of 25.
15:39You hit that like it wrong here.
15:40I like to think I'm sending it to a better place.
15:43You're up.
15:45It's a great idea, kid.
15:47Yeah, well, I figured we haven't had much one-on-one time.
15:51All right.
15:52Might want to call NASA.
15:54Sending this one up into orbit.
15:55Okay.
15:57Oh!
15:58Come on, Jimbo.
15:59You've hit faster balls than that in Little League.
16:01Remember what I taught you?
16:03Think of someone who's grinding your gears, then picture their face on the ball.
16:11Oh, that one had some fire in it.
16:14Like back in 89 when you walked it off for the Badgers.
16:17Really loved that day, huh?
16:18Yeah, sure did.
16:19One of those core memories.
16:25You know, I think that graduation is going to be one of those core memories for Alice.
16:29Oh, come on.
16:30Let's not go back to that again, huh?
16:31Look, didn't we have a great couple of days together?
16:34Huh?
16:34She really loves that car.
16:36I think it's awesome how generous and warm and fun you can be when you come visit.
16:44But it also always feels like you got one foot in and one foot out.
16:47And it can be really confusing for a kid.
16:50It makes them feel like they're not as important to you as you are to them.
16:56This whole fun and done thing, it's not enough for her.
17:01It was never enough for me.
17:03Jimmy, your mom was the one who always had a knack for that touchy-feely part of being a parent.
17:09I just, you know, I did the best I could.
17:11I know you did. I know. I get it. I really do, Dad.
17:14And I know. I know you think Alice is going to be fine with you bailing.
17:18But you know what she said to me the other night?
17:20She said, I'm just so happy that we're all going to be together.
17:26Because me and you, we're all she has, man.
17:34What is it that you would like me to do here?
17:37Cancel your fishing trip.
17:39Show up at graduation.
17:44I'm not that guy, Jimmy.
17:47And, buddy, I can't tell you how much I don't want to keep having this conversation.
17:50So if you got anything else to say, get it out now.
17:59I'm good.
18:02Good.
18:03I got soft serve over there. Come on. Let me buy you one.
18:17We're having a baby.
18:20I am so happy for you and your unwed boy and his wannabe Instagram baby mom.
18:25There's so much to do.
18:27I think we should turn Will's room into a nursery because the baby's going to be here all the time.
18:32I have to get her a new doctor and a new birth plan that doesn't have the word bathtub in
18:37it.
18:37Okay, babe, I know you're excited, but isn't this a little early?
18:42Those guys don't know what they're doing.
18:44I mean, we're going to be practically raising this kid for the next five years.
18:47Ten if we're lucky.
18:48Probably 20.
18:51Charlie keeps texting me about Tennessee.
18:54And now he's sending me sad face emojis and himself doing sad face emojis.
19:01No, it's not funny.
19:02It's not funny.
19:03It's a good bit.
19:03I am allowed to not want to go to Tennessee.
19:06Okay, well, Brian, maybe he'd stop if you sack up and tell him the truth.
19:10How you really feel.
19:11I agree with Gabby about telling the truth about how you feel.
19:15Yeah, you do.
19:16Because Gabby's a genius.
19:17I don't want to raise Will's baby.
19:20Dummy.
19:20Way to go, Gabby.
19:21You cool it.
19:22And I'm not afraid of either of you.
19:23Okay.
19:24Okay?
19:24I thought you were excited to be a grandfather.
19:27I am, but like, you know, a normal one where you see them on weekends and holidays
19:30and feed them a bunch of sugar and then tell their parents that ADHD isn't real.
19:35Okay, well, it is real.
19:36It's not.
19:37What?
19:37Okay.
19:38I know everybody is sick and tired about my life is short thing, but it is.
19:43I don't want to be 90 sitting in a rocking chair with this same full head of hair wishing
19:48I did cool stuff.
19:50I want to fly to a different time zone.
19:53When I get there, it's yesterday.
19:55I want to go to Vietnam.
19:57I want to eat fruit that smells like butt.
20:00Max is just trying real butt?
20:01It's overrated.
20:02Well, maybe you had a bad one.
20:03Look, I'm just saying the rest of my days, I want them filled with adventure.
20:10My adventure is not eating butt fruit, but go for it.
20:15I would never stop you from doing anything that made you happy.
20:19I don't want to go alone.
20:21I want to go with you.
20:22But that's not my jam, babe.
20:25Why'd you ask Matthew?
20:26He'd go to Vietnam or Connor.
20:28Hey, can I get a peach?
20:30Here you go, little girl.
20:31Summer would totally go with you.
20:33I'm not taking her to Vietnam.
20:35I didn't realize that was on the table.
20:36If you change your mind, I am so in.
20:40Babe.
20:41Babe.
20:45See, this is why we lie.
20:48Why do you always have the worst takeaways?
20:50What?
20:50Ta-da!
20:51Oh, you made overnight oats for graduation day.
20:53Yeah, of course I did.
20:54It's your favorite.
20:55Throwback.
20:56I did a test batch yesterday with water.
20:58It was a real piece of shit.
20:59Okay.
21:00But this time I used coconut milk and I think I've cracked the code.
21:04Yay!
21:09How'd you ever like this stuff?
21:11It was a dark time.
21:12Mm-hmm.
21:13Hey.
21:14Hey.
21:15What's with the bag?
21:16Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
21:17Something came up.
21:18My buddy invited me deep sea fishing.
21:21Sorry to miss the ceremony, but I am so proud of you.
21:25Don't worry about it.
21:26You're missing the boring part.
21:27I wish I could go fishing.
21:28Actually, wait.
21:30Would I have to touch a fish and would they die?
21:32Yes to both.
21:33Okay, then I'm out.
21:34Okay.
21:34Go make your dad proud.
21:35Okay.
21:36I'm gonna go change and get my cap and gown.
21:38Okay.
21:38I'll meet you in the car?
21:39Yeah, you bet.
21:41Bye, Grandpa.
21:42Goodbye.
21:42Love you.
21:43Love you, too.
21:45Good luck, kiddo.
21:48See?
21:50I told you she'd be fine.
21:52Not everyone is as sensitive as you.
21:57Thanks for the visit.
21:58See you soon.
22:06I think when I move, I'm gonna miss you most of all.
22:10You talking about me or the sandwich?
22:13You don't want to know.
22:14Careful what you say to Thawne or you might get thucker punched.
22:18He's not getting his tooth fixed on purpose just to make me feel like shit.
22:22It's like working with Daffy Duck.
22:24I love Daffy Duck.
22:27He's so angry.
22:28But I know it's not my job to fix his life.
22:30What do you think?
22:31I think you're smart enough to figure this stuff out for yourself.
22:35Okay, Mr. Mihagi.
22:38I will.
22:40Julie and I are leaving in the morning.
22:42Stay in touch.
22:44Give me a call and let me know who Mr. Miyagi is.
22:47Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:48Hold up.
22:49What?
22:50You really think you're gonna skip town without giving me a hug?
22:52You got one after your last session.
22:54That was a doctor-patient hug.
22:56Now I want my friend hug.
22:57Don't be a hug, bitch.
22:59Fine.
23:06There it is.
23:08Jesus, I'm ridiculous.
23:09Isn't that sweet?
23:12Get your fucking tooth fixed.
23:22You good?
23:23I'm nervous.
23:24I'm nervous.
23:25Me too.
23:27All I have to do is sit.
23:30Hey, before we go in there.
23:33Your mom.
23:33I know.
23:36She loves-
23:37I know.
23:44What can you do?
23:49What can you do?
23:55Oh, kid.
23:57Oh, everyone in there will be watching us because of mom.
24:03So let's just have this be our emotional moment.
24:05Okay?
24:06Out there we can just smile and point at each other.
24:10Cool as shit.
24:10You got it.
24:16What is this?
24:18It's a cardboard cutout of you as a baby, but I don't know why it's in here.
24:21Absolutely not.
24:22Please.
24:22You are so cute.
24:23Dad, I swear.
24:25If you hold this up, I will never forgive you.
24:28Fine.
24:31Love you.
24:32Love you more.
24:33Let's go.
24:34Kyle Lacey.
24:37Alice Blair.
24:46I like them.
24:49Pretty sweet, huh?
24:51Wet bar.
24:53Central air.
24:54And unlike the pool house, this place has a few separate rooms.
24:58But do you seriously bring me here to show off your dope new place?
25:01Yeah.
25:03But it's our dope new place.
25:07Move in, man.
25:09Rent free.
25:10No strings.
25:11At least till you get back on track.
25:14Okay, one string, because I am definitely taking a bigger room.
25:18But there's no way I would have ever made it this far without you.
25:23So what you think, man?
25:25Are you for real?
25:26I look like I'm playing.
25:28Count me in.
25:29Yes.
25:30Let's go.
25:33Thawne.
25:34Hey.
25:35You ain't gotta get on mushy with me.
25:36Can you give me a ride to the dentist?
25:38I've been waiting for your ass to ask all day.
25:40Day.
25:41Let's get you fixed up, man.
25:44I guess I have a roommate now.
25:46So, goodbye office slash gym slash bird room.
25:49What now?
25:50Huh?
25:50I was gonna get a bird and it was gonna be his room.
25:52Now you're birdless and your girlfriend can't walk around naked.
25:55Still worth it.
25:56Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the people you love.
25:59Wow, Sean, that is so true.
26:02I'm almost tempted to say,
26:03Booyah, told y'all asses unironically.
26:06But I won't.
26:08Really makes you think.
26:10Sean, bring the photos. Let's go.
26:12Yes, ma'am.
26:14That was mostly directed at you.
26:16Oh, please.
26:17You won't even sniff butt fruit with a man whose only crime is loving you too much.
26:21You won't even relocate with your husband because you're scared of pecan pie?
26:25It's too sticky.
26:26What if I can't get my mouth back open?
26:30Congratulations!
26:32Congratulations!
26:34Come on!
26:35Give us a speech!
26:36Do it!
26:37Thank you so much for coming.
26:38I love you guys so much.
26:40This has been a really crazy ride, but I'm really grateful to have all of you by my side always.
26:46Oh, as a heads up, Paul is counting this as his goodbye to everyone.
26:49So, get your hug in while you can.
26:51God damn it, Ellis.
26:52We did it. We fucking graduated.
26:55We love you so much.
26:56I love you.
26:57I love you guys too.
26:59You almost destroyed us, Connor.
27:01Come here.
27:02I love you.
27:04Have fun in Connecticut.
27:05Those are my people.
27:07I owed you a plan that wasn't dead.
27:09I'm proud of you.
27:10I am proud of you too.
27:13Sous chef.
27:15Fancy.
27:16As a parting gift, you don't have to pay my last invoice.
27:21Actually, you do.
27:22According to California state law, I have to get paid.
27:27We like your dress.
27:28We think it's fine.
27:29Are you too mad I didn't let you take me shopping for it?
27:31Maybe.
27:32Don't feel great about it.
27:33How about you pick out my driving away to college outfit?
27:38Thanks.
27:39I love you.
27:40I love you.
27:41I love you.
27:43Congratulations on Alice.
27:44Ah, thanks.
27:47I'm not sure which is harder.
27:49The one who leaves or the one who's left behind.
27:59So proud of you.
28:03Wait, no hugging if you're gonna cry.
28:05Dad's been crying every time I go near him.
28:09Not everybody's as sensitive as he is.
28:12I'm a tough guy.
28:14I can handle it.
28:15Okay.
28:22I can't believe I have to say goodbye to you two.
28:24Can we please just make out?
28:26Like just this once?
28:27Hi.
28:28Hey.
28:30Alright, just relax you guys.
28:32God, my heart almost stopped.
28:33Mine too.
28:35Well, when it does stop, I'll be right here.
28:37Good to know.
28:38Yeah.
28:40Oh.
28:43Hey, there you are.
28:45Where are we going for our goodbye breakfast tomorrow?
28:49Is that a, a kaya place?
28:50It's acai.
28:54You alright, kid?
28:55I came out to get some air.
28:57It's an emotional time.
29:02You know, a few months ago, after I started taking care of all your shit,
29:08Gabby warned me that I would never get any thanks from you,
29:11no matter what I did.
29:13And I was holding out hope that she was wrong.
29:15Okay.
29:16You want a thanks.
29:17You got it.
29:19Thanks.
29:21Is that why you do thanks?
29:22For the thanks?
29:23You're really fucking arrogant, you know that?
29:25I do.
29:26You expect everybody to worship you.
29:29And you don't care at all if they feel valued or not.
29:32You really think that's true?
29:33I don't know what I did wrong, Paul.
29:35I've always been there for you.
29:37I've been there for your patients.
29:38I was Team Paul.
29:39I was Team Paul 24-7.
29:42That was me.
29:43Team Paul.
29:44Everything I've done.
29:45Everything has been to make you happy.
29:47Yes.
29:47I slept with Meg.
29:48God damn it.
29:50You what?
29:51Jimmy!
29:52Not the man's daughter.
29:54Derek!
29:54I had to pee.
29:55You had to walk past three bathrooms to get to that balcony.
29:59We like fresh air.
30:00Go back inside.
30:02Okay.
30:03You slept with Meg.
30:05When?
30:06A while back.
30:08It meant nothing.
30:09It meant nothing.
30:09It was great.
30:10It was great?
30:11Paul, it doesn't matter.
30:12It was a blip.
30:13And now she's back with Dave, and we don't have to ever talk about it ever again.
30:17You gave the practice to Gabby.
30:21We talked about this years ago.
30:24You said you hated paperwork, and all you wanted to do was spend time with the patients.
30:29People change.
30:30You didn't even check with me, Paul.
30:32Would you have wanted it?
30:33No.
30:33No.
30:34So you're angry with me for not offering you something that you don't want?
30:38Yes, I am!
30:41I'm supposed to be your guy.
30:45Been your guy.
30:47And this?
30:48This is how you treat me?
30:49I don't fucking deserve it!
30:52Easy kid.
30:53No!
30:54I'm mad, Paul!
30:55And I'm embarrassed.
30:57I have to find out from Meg that you're moving?
30:59You don't even have the decency to come and look me in my eyes and tell me that you're
31:02leaving me!
31:07Let's take a break.
31:09I think these feelings that you're having might be meant for someone else.
31:18No, I think they're meant for both of you.
31:20I get it now.
31:22I'm not as important to you as you are to me.
31:24I just feel stupid it took me that long to realize it.
31:27Mm-hmm.
31:28Look, I'm gonna go home now.
31:29I leave tomorrow morning at 10 a.m.
31:33Come and say goodbye when calmer heads prevail.
31:40I don't want to leave with you having regrets.
31:45I mean, I'm just not that sensitive, Paul.
31:47I'll survive.
32:11I-I was walking in Memphis, walking with my feet ten-feet off of Biel-
32:17Kelly, yeah!
32:18you're gonna harmonize with me please match my key what is happening sutton and i are coming with you
32:25to tennessee and kelly too if she can't really yeah you're amazing and we're so grateful to have
32:34you thank you yeah i'm gonna make it work great remind me to give her a little sugar every now
32:42and again as she might actually murder me wait you're really coming we make sacrifices for those
32:49we love and then we hold it over their heads and bring it up in every argument for the rest
32:55of our
32:55lives don't we hi hi i've been thinking whoa yeah i am going to be an incredibly overbearing grandmother
33:12i'm very excited about it and there's nothing that you can do to stop me i know but i also
33:18know that
33:19you have needs you do i don't love it so i got you these
33:29is this for real i figure uh we have like seven months until my crazy kicks in
33:37so uh why not be in europe there's tickets to the guinness factory in dublin that's a reservation
33:44at my favorite restaurant in ferbier and then after the baby's born we can still have adventures occasionally
33:54this one starts in barcelona though okay but i can't say it right
34:26in barcelona
34:29Right. Come on.
34:59Do you remember that beat down basement couch? I'd sing you my love songs and you'd tell me about it.
35:10How your mama ran off and pondered rain. I remember, I remember everything.
35:23A cold shoulder at closing time, you were begging me to stay till the sun rose. Strange words come on
35:31out of a grown man's mouth when his mind's broke. Pictures in passing time, you only smile like that when
35:40you're drinking. I wish I didn't, but I do. Remember every moment on the nights with you.
36:12Bye-bye.
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