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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Ryan Gosling, Jesse Buckley, the cast of One Piece, musical guests,
00:24Heidi Kane, featuring Bob Thorn and Kate Trenata, and the legendary Roots Crew.
00:292261, Jimmy!
00:31And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:49Oh, come on, welcome, my love.
00:55Hey, hey, come on now, let's go.
01:06Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:12You're here, you're here. Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, welcome.
01:15Thank you for watching our home. Guys, let's get to some news.
01:18The big story today is that President Trump fired Kristi Noem.
01:34Wow. Wow.
01:39Oh, my God.
01:45I'll repeat it just in case you didn't hear me.
02:00You never know with Trump. He either thinks she's bad at her job or he wants her to be the
02:04new Supreme Leader of Iran, so you don't know.
02:09Yeah, Noem is the first Cabinet Secretary Trump's fired since returning to office.
02:13He was like, man, I forgot how good this feels. Get Kash Patel in here. This feels good.
02:17Come on, Kash. Want to go to the Olympics?
02:23Yeah, Kristi Noem is out. In response, Noem said, if my face could move, it would look really sad right
02:28now.
02:32Trump said that Noem will become Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
02:39Even the FIFA Peace Prize was like, that sounds made up. That sounds...
02:42That doesn't sound like a real thing. Yeah.
02:45It sounds less like a job, more like a title of a Borat movie.
02:48Trump is replacing Noem with Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne Mullen.
02:54How's that guy going to protect the border when he doesn't even have a border in his name? Mark Wayne.
02:59Who do you know his name? Mark Wayne.
03:02Yeah, Trump is getting rid of Kristi Noem, his Secretary of Homeland Security.
03:06Here now with more on this is Kristi Noem.
03:08Kristi, thank you for being here.
03:13Thank you, Jimmy.
03:15So you were just let go today. How would you describe how it went down?
03:19Well, they put me down like a 14-month-old puppy, Jimmy.
03:22Oh, okay. All right. I'm sorry to hear that.
03:25That's okay, Jimmy. I've already got some plans for the future.
03:30Oh, great. Like what?
03:32I'm going to take some time off, relax.
03:35That's nice.
03:36And fill in as Jim Carrey's body double.
03:38Oh, really?
03:39Wow.
03:40Uh, any other plans?
03:43Yep. You're looking at the new head of the Ichikawa City Zoo.
03:48I'm going to take care of Punch the Monkey.
03:50No, no. Hey, go ahead. Kristi. No, hey. No. No. Look. No. No. Take your time now.
03:54You don't have to jump just right into anything just yet.
03:57You're so right, Jimmy.
03:59I actually have a big announcement to make.
04:01What's that?
04:03I'm the new CEO of McDonald's.
04:07And this is how you eat a burger, bish.
04:11Okay. All right. Thank you. All right. All right.
04:13All right. Thank you very much.
04:15Kristi Noem, everybody. Oh, my God. Wow.
04:23Wow.
04:27Wow. All right. Thank you, Kristi.
04:31We'll get this today. Trump said that he must be involved in selecting the new leader of Iran.
04:37Trump was like,
04:37We're going to do a talent portion, then a swimsuit portion, then an evening gown portion.
04:44Trump wants to help pick the new leader. Iran heard and was like,
04:47I think it's time for another trip through the MRI machine.
04:50Listen to this. I read that the Justice Department is ready to release another batch of Epstein files.
04:56More Epstein files are on the way.
04:58They're releasing them in small batches like Bridgerton episodes.
05:03Well, guys, Trump has been busy lately.
05:05And if you're having trouble keeping track of his schedule, don't worry.
05:08We've got you covered here. I'll break it down for you.
05:13Monday, invasion.
05:14Tuesday, speech.
05:16Wednesday, briefing.
05:18Struggle not to fall asleep.
05:20Thursday, Google, where's Iran?
05:22I should probably think of plan.
05:24Make announcement on TikTok.
05:26Supreme leaders, now Kid Rock.
05:28Build a ballroom, throw a bash.
05:30Put some lotion on neck rash.
05:32Watch the market, drop and crash.
05:34Urkel vibes, did I do that?
05:35Sleep, then tan, then run a mile.
05:38J.K. Whiteout, Epstein files.
05:39Take a break, enjoy the weekend.
05:41While we're at it, invade Greenland.
05:43Tan, tan, sleep, rash, need more lotion.
05:45Throw more files in the ocean.
05:47Tan war, sleep war, rest my eyes.
05:49Wake me when I win peace prize.
06:05Hey, did you guys see this?
06:06After RFK Jr. went after Dunkin' Donuts for their ingredients,
06:10the governor of Massachusetts responded by saying,
06:13Come and take it.
06:14Ooh.
06:16Wow.
06:17Wow, a Kennedy is going to war with Dunkin' Donuts.
06:19It's like Boston's parents are fighting.
06:21You know what I'm saying?
06:23Finally, you guys, I'm excited about this.
06:25Ryan Gosling is our guest tonight, and he's...
06:30He's a good man.
06:33He has a new movie coming out called Project Hail Mary,
06:37where he plays a science teacher.
06:39And tonight, our entire audience is made up of teachers.
06:43Thank you. Thank you.
06:46Yes! Come on!
06:48That's right.
06:52Thank you very much for everything you do.
07:00Now, in honor of this all-teacher crowd,
07:04tonight's show actually has some special sponsors.
07:06Let's hear from one now.
07:08Teachers.
07:09They're always there for their students in the classroom.
07:11But when they go to the teacher's lounge,
07:13we're always there for them.
07:15A message from Xanax.
07:17All right, that's it.
07:17No, that's...
07:18That's right.
07:19Hang on.
07:20I think...
07:21I think we have...
07:23I think we have another one.
07:24I think we have another one.
07:25Teachers.
07:25They show up every single day to lead their students.
07:28But when they need a day off, we're always ready.
07:31A message from...
07:32A TV on Wheels in season one of Planet Earth.
07:35We're the specific...
07:37Sorry.
07:39I think there's one more just for you guys.
07:41Here we go.
07:41Teachers, you don't just deal with your students.
07:44You also deal with their parents.
07:46So when you're getting calls, emails, and texts from them,
07:49we're here for you.
07:50A message from...
07:52A Stanley filled with Josh.
07:57Thank you to the sponsors.
07:59We have a great show!
08:02He stars in the new movie, Project Cal Mary,
08:05and he's hosting SNL this weekend.
08:07Ryan Gosling is here!
08:13Oscar nominee Jesse Buckley is joining us!
08:18We're playing a game with the cast of the hit Netflix show,
08:21One Piece!
08:24And we got great music from IDK featuring Black Thought and Kay Trinata!
08:31Stick around.
08:32We'll be right back with Ryan Gosling.
08:33Come on back, everybody.
08:34Thank you very much!
08:42It is Ava's birthday today.
08:50She's...
08:51She's here.
08:54Would you, if I get her, would you sing happy birthday to her?
09:00She's gonna kill you.
09:01Can somebody...
09:02She's gonna kill you.
09:02Can we have a camera?
09:11Our first guest is a three-time Oscar-nominated actor
09:17who stars in and produced Project Hail Mary,
09:20which hits theaters March 20th.
09:22You can also catch him this weekend hosting Saturday Night Live
09:25with musical guest Gorillaz.
09:27Please welcome Ryan Gosling!
09:44That's right.
09:46That's right, buddy.
09:48Welcome back, Ryan Gosling.
09:50That's nice!
09:51Oh, my.
09:52Take it in.
09:53Yeah, take it in.
09:54They love you.
09:55Come on.
09:55Take it in.
09:56Come on, they love you.
09:57We love you.
09:57Welcome back.
10:00Welcome back to the show.
10:04I'm always happy to see you.
10:05We've got to be on our best behavior.
10:07No, you will, yes. Because, yeah.
10:09Well, in honor of your new movie, Project Hail Mary,
10:12where you play a middle school teacher
10:14who is tasked with saving the world,
10:16we have an audience full of school teachers
10:18who are saving the world. I know!
10:20Too close!
10:24One at a time, they're saving the world.
10:26Yeah!
10:33I will say thank you very much.
10:34This is...
10:36I will say I want to take credit for this,
10:38but this is your idea, so I don't want to...
10:40Well, but you made it happen, and you made it happen.
10:42No, no, but thank you for doing that.
10:48While we have teachers here,
10:49do you remember any teachers that you loved
10:52or changed your life or made you who you are?
10:55Yes. Maybe I won't say her name,
10:57because I don't know if she wants to be dragged into all of this.
10:59Yeah, yeah, yeah. The show business?
11:02Yeah, the fame...
11:02But I did have a teacher who, yeah,
11:06really flipped things around for me,
11:08took an interest, figured out who we were or tried
11:12or who we wanted to be.
11:13She came up with an amazing idea that if we read...
11:18Whoever read the most books could take a ride in her Jeep.
11:23Why not?
11:24At the end of the year?
11:25Was it a cool Jeep?
11:27Yeah, it was a red Jeep.
11:28Ah!
11:29Which, you know...
11:30Yeah.
11:30...of all the Jeeps, the red ones...
11:32That's the one to get. Yeah, that's the one.
11:33The red ones.
11:33That's the one?
11:34And then, um, she...
11:36The second place was you won a New Kids on the Block CD.
11:41And I won the New Kids on the Block CD.
11:43There you go. That's what I'm talking about.
11:46I did.
11:47Come on. That's not too shabby.
11:49I did.
11:49That's some good stuff.
11:50I really wanted it.
11:51Yeah, of course you really wanted it.
11:52I really wanted it.
11:53I've never read that many books in my life since.
11:56Wow. Shout out to your teacher there.
11:58But then I loved, um...
12:01This movie, uh...
12:03Well, I don't know why I had seen
12:04Dead Poets Society at that age.
12:06Don't ask me why.
12:08Fantastic movie.
12:11But when she left at the end of the year,
12:13she was leaving us for good.
12:14I stood on my desk.
12:17And I was crying and I said,
12:19Oh, Captain, my captain.
12:21No way!
12:22And no one got the reference.
12:24No!
12:26I don't even think she got the reference.
12:27And now, would you like to do it tonight
12:29to these teachers?
12:37Didn't I do this?
12:42Oh!
12:43Oh, Captain, my captain!
12:53How do we get down?
12:54I don't know.
12:55All right.
12:56There you go.
12:58I'm good.
12:58I'm good. I'm good.
12:59No problem, buddy.
13:01I didn't know if that's the way we get down,
13:03but that's how I did.
13:04Yeah.
13:05You're hosting Saturday Night Live for the fourth time, buddy.
13:08Come on.
13:09You're good.
13:13Do you remember the first time you hosted,
13:15did anyone give you any advice or anything,
13:16and you're like, oh, that helped me?
13:17Mike Myers.
13:18Ooh, I love this.
13:19He was a huge hero of mine.
13:21Lauren made it happen.
13:23It was incredible.
13:24And I was very nervous.
13:25And right before I went on, he came into the dressing room,
13:28and he poked his head in, and he said,
13:30I'm gonna tell you what Gilda Radner told me on my first day.
13:33He said, the show is a monster, and it needs to eat every Saturday night.
13:40And tonight, it's having you for dinner.
13:45That is so funny.
13:47And doesn't that kind of...
13:48Kind of true, yeah.
13:48That's what it feels like.
13:49So I saw Project Hail Mary last night.
13:55Let me tell you something.
13:57Buddy, it is one of the best movies I've ever seen.
13:59I absolutely love this movie.
14:01I thought it was...
14:03Can we put that on the poster?
14:04Yeah, yeah.
14:05I don't think you're gonna need me to get on the poster.
14:07You actually have some great reviews.
14:09If you want to plug your ears, I'll read about it.
14:11Screen Rant says, the film is perfect.
14:16Variety calls it a masterpiece
14:17and an epic cinematic achievement.
14:20One film critic said, it's a perfect cinematic experience,
14:23maybe even one of the best movies of the decade.
14:28That wasn't me, either.
14:31Gold Derby says, it felt, in many ways,
14:33like a miracle of a movie.
14:35It was so fun, and it's a lot...
14:38It's about a teacher.
14:39Yes, of course it is, yeah.
14:43But it's...
14:44Do you want to fit in?
14:45How do we set up what Project Hail Mary is about?
14:48Project Hail Mary is about a middle school science teacher...
14:56...who wakes up in another galaxy, on a spaceship,
15:01and realizes that the fate of humanity lies in his hands.
15:06Yes.
15:07And he makes an alien best friend,
15:11and they save the stars together.
15:14It's honestly...
15:15And they kind of show...
15:16Yeah, I feel like, already, birdie crying.
15:18Yes!
15:19It's so fun.
15:21It's so...
15:21I was gonna say, it's magical,
15:24and then I was gonna say, mystical,
15:25I feel like Benson Boone.
15:26It's mystical, it's magical.
15:27Magical.
15:28Yeah, yeah.
15:29Oh, baby, yeah, don't you know.
15:30But it really is fun,
15:32and I just...
15:33I haven't seen a movie like that in a long time.
15:35Congratulations.
15:35Oh, thank you.
15:36I want to show everyone a clip.
15:37Here's Ryan Gosling in...
15:38This is when they first meet.
15:39This is when they first meet.
15:41Project Hail Mary.
15:42Is that me?
15:57My ship.
16:08I don't understand.
16:14Oh, you...
16:16You want me...
16:20to go back in my ship?
16:25But I just got here.
16:30Okay.
16:32Okay.
16:36I'll talk to you later.
16:39More with Ryan Gosling when we come back, everybody.
16:41Stick around.
16:43Let's...
16:43It was so hot.
16:49I was sweating.
16:50I was, like, licking my paws.
16:52Like...
16:53I was, like, trying to make leaps.
16:56And it was, like...
16:57This guy is so beautiful and lithe,
17:00and I'm just, like, a hoof of an Irish woman
17:02leaping across and licking her paws.
17:10You can't believe it.
17:17No, no, no.
17:17Welcome back.
17:18We're here with Ryan Gosling, everybody.
17:20Now!
17:24Ryan, you've been doing a lot of promotion for Project Hail Mary.
17:27And you actually brought a video with you tonight.
17:30Can you set this one up for us?
17:32This was crazy, I swear this is not a paid ad.
17:35I swear this happened by, this was not planned.
17:38I had to do a little thing with Alexa
17:41where I just was supposed to ask her facts about the movie.
17:45Okay, yeah.
17:46You know, just see what she knew about the movie.
17:48Yeah.
17:49And this is what happened, this is what she said, I swear.
17:52Why should people see Project Hail Mary in the theater?
17:54Because the IMAX visuals are absolutely stunning.
17:57Plus, Eva Mendes herself called it a masterpiece
18:00that brings back the magic of the big screen experience
18:03that you just can't get the full impact of on your couch at home.
18:06That Eva Mendes is great, isn't she?
18:08Absolutely, she's got this incredible range
18:10that people don't always give her credit for.
18:13From her breakthrough in training day to that beautiful performance
18:15in The Place Beyond the Pines with Ryan Gosling,
18:18she brings this authentic vulnerability to every role.
18:21Plus, she's been smart about stepping back
18:23from acting to focus on family.
18:25Which shows she's got her priorities straight.
18:27I couldn't agree more.
18:29Is that?
18:30What?
18:31That's the nicest thing.
18:34Did you know?
18:35Did Eva go crazy?
18:36Did you know that Alexa was a girl's girl?
18:41She's like, oh, Eva Mendes is my girl.
18:42That is so funny.
18:44She couldn't stop talking about her.
18:46It was, I couldn't agree more.
18:48Well, yeah, of course.
18:49Anyway, by the way, if I can I ask you, can I do it?
18:52Yeah, I think you can, yeah.
18:54It is Ava's birthday today.
19:01She's here.
19:06You have no idea how much she loves teachers.
19:10Aww.
19:12Um, loves you so much.
19:14She has her, um, hall monitor sash, still, from when,
19:19from when she was a kid.
19:21She, she hangs it proudly in the house.
19:23She has no idea we're doing this, by the way.
19:25Would you, if I get her, would you sing happy birthday to her?
19:30Yeah!
19:31She's gonna kill you.
19:32Can somebody,
19:33She's gonna kill you.
19:33Do we have a camera?
19:34Do we have a camera out there?
19:37Does she know?
19:37Can you see if she's gonna take you into the studio?
19:40Now, here's the thing.
19:41You might fight the Hudson Revolution tomorrow.
19:52Here she comes.
19:53She's down with the camera.
20:11Eva Mendes.
20:16Eva Mendes.
20:18Wait, what do you want?
20:20I love teachers so much.
20:22You guys, we owe so much, you guys.
20:24You're so underpaid, and you're so...
20:27I just thank you so much.
20:29I had so many amazing teachers.
20:30You cut all this, right?
20:31No, we hate that. We love that.
20:33I had so many amazing teachers mentor me,
20:37and I just want to say thank you to you guys.
20:39No, this is... Hey, this is your day.
20:41This is your birthday.
20:43This is your birthday.
20:45And, actually, you have something special.
20:48Oh. And we have the band directors from North Bergen.
20:53Yes, the band directors from North Bergen High School.
20:56They have a ring.
20:57Ladies and gentlemen, here to play.
20:58Thank you so much.
20:59Happy birthday to Ava Mendez.
21:01Please welcome the North Bergen High School Marching Band.
21:04Yes!
21:05One, two, one, two, three, march!
21:19Happy birthday to you.
21:22Happy birthday there, Ava.
21:26Happy birthday to you.
21:37Happy birthday, Ava!
21:42That's silly. That's all him.
21:44That's not the only surprise.
21:46Everyone in the studio audience, even the marching band,
21:50is going to an exclusive screening of Project Hail Mary
21:53after the show tonight.
21:57Brian Gosling, everybody!
21:59The birthday girl, Ava Mendez!
22:03Project Hail Mary is in theaters March 20th.
22:06We'll be right back with more on tonight's show.
22:08Stick around.
22:27Our next guest is an Oscar-nominated actress
22:30for her performance in the film Hamnet.
22:33And now you can see her starring in The Bride,
22:35which is in theaters and IMAX tomorrow.
22:37Please welcome Jesse Buckley!
22:40Wake up, Buckley.
22:45You will be the new.
22:47Oh, I'm never.
22:49That's Jesse. Come on.
22:52That's Jesse Buckley. Come on.
22:55Yeah!
22:58Yeah!
23:00Oh, I'm so excited you're here.
23:03I'm so excited. Welcome.
23:04I'm so happy to meet you.
23:05I want to get to know you better.
23:07Let's go for a drink.
23:08Let's do it. Let's hang out.
23:09Let's all go.
23:10Let's all go.
23:11Why not?
23:12Fun!
23:13Good Irish girl.
23:14Yes.
23:15I'll bring you on an Irish night out.
23:16I know.
23:17You had a very big year already.
23:19How are you feeling?
23:21Yeah, it's been pretty busy right meow.
23:25Right.
23:26Right meow?
23:29What is wrong with you?
23:31What do you mean?
23:32You're pretty busy right meow?
23:35I need to clarify something for all cat lovers in the world.
23:38I am a lover of cats.
23:42I woke up this morning to the world thinking that I really don't love cats and it's really weighed
23:49on me all day.
23:50I felt sick.
23:51Oh, I'm so sorry.
23:52I want to just tell cat people that I actually auditioned to be a cat once.
23:59You love cats that much that you wanted to be a cat?
24:01Yeah.
24:02You auditioned for cats?
24:03Yeah.
24:04The movie or the...
24:05The movie.
24:06You did?
24:08No, I'm making that face because it was honestly the worst.
24:12I gave the worst audition of my life.
24:14Tell me about it.
24:15I'd done one audition with Tom Hooper and then I got called back to do a movement session
24:20with Wayne McGregor who's like the head choreographer of the Royal Ballet and he's got this incredibly
24:25sleek, terrifyingly like minimalist studio and when you don't know how to be a cat in the
24:31first instance when you've got nothing around you.
24:34I'm getting embarrassed.
24:34I'm getting embarrassed.
24:35It was so hot.
24:36I was sweating.
24:37I was like licking my paws.
24:40I was like trying to make leaps and it was like this guy is so beautiful and lithe and
24:47I'm just like a hoof of an Irish woman leaping across and licking her paws and anyway, obviously
24:54I didn't get it.
24:55You didn't get it.
24:56No, but I will say, man, you're fantastic in Hamnet.
24:59Oh, my goodness.
25:02You are unbelievable.
25:06Uh, you've won over 40 awards for Hamnet, okay?
25:10You've won a BAFTA, a Critics' Choice Award, a Golden Globe.
25:16You just won an Actor Award this past Sunday and you're nominated for an Oscar for Best Lead
25:21Actress.
25:22Jesse Butler!
25:23That type of...
25:28Now, now...
25:30Uh, I also want to talk about The Bride, which is out on IMAX as well.
25:35This is a totally different role for you.
25:37And you actually did this.
25:38This is about The Bride of Frankenstein.
25:40Uh, this is, yeah, it's amazing.
25:43You did this right before Hamnet.
25:46Yeah, I shot in New York for three months and had two weeks to kind of jump into Hamnet
25:53straight after that.
25:54And did you still, did you have eyebrows?
25:58No, I actually arrived back with, like, bleached eyebrows, bleached everything.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Um, and I got into the rehearsal room and all the producers were like,
26:09Uh-oh.
26:10Oh my God.
26:11What?
26:11Like, she's meant to be a woman of the woods.
26:13How, where is, where does bleach come into this conversation?
26:16Yeah, yeah.
26:16Exactly.
26:17And, um, they were having kind of conferences about my eyebrows, but luckily they grew back.
26:23Uh, how do we set up The Bride though?
26:25Because, man, you get to do a lot of great things in this movie.
26:27Yeah, it was such a trip.
26:31It, you know, at the core of it, it's about, it's about love, about the misfits, about the
26:37monstrousness in us all.
26:38And Maggie Gyllenhaal, who wrote and directed it, got, um, the idea from seeing a tattoo on
26:43a guy's arm at a party one night.
26:45And she was like, right, The Bride of Frankenstein.
26:47What is that?
26:48And, um.
26:49Really?
26:50Yeah.
26:50And she went back and watched the film, uh, of The Bride of Frankenstein.
26:54And she's in it for three minutes and says nothing.
26:58Is that correct?
26:58And so Maggie was like, well, what does she want to say?
27:02And then, um.
27:03Yeah, let's fix this.
27:04Yeah.
27:05And so she wrote this incredible, like, I mean, when I read that script, it was like nothing
27:10I'd ever read before.
27:12And, um, it's set in 1935 in Chicago.
27:15We meet our Frankenstein, who we call Frank, played by Christian Bale.
27:19Yeah, he's great.
27:20And he, he's amazing.
27:21And he goes to this mad scientist and says, I want you to reinvigorate a wife from me.
27:27And so he gets a different kind of wild wife.
27:31Not just a nice wife, but one that starts a revolution.
27:34And the two of them fall into a kind of mad Bonnie and Clyde rampage across America.
27:40Yeah.
27:40It's fantastic.
27:41It's so great.
27:43So entertaining.
27:44And you crush it.
27:45You're really, really great.
27:46I want to show a clip.
27:47Here's Jesse Buckley in The Bride.
27:49Take a look at this.
27:50I am a monster.
27:53Yeah.
27:57So am I.
27:58I don't, I don't want to let you go.
28:01I don't, I don't, I don't think that's my name anymore.
28:05Let's find a new one, a solo.
28:08Yeah, a new name.
28:09Yes, yes, yes!
28:18The Bride.
28:22Oh, I love it.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:26Who are you?
28:29Jesse Buckley, everybody.
28:31The Bride is in theaters and on us tomorrow.
28:35You're great.
28:36More tonight's show after the break.
28:37Stick around, everybody.
28:38Come on back.
28:51Welcome back to the Tonight Show, everybody.
28:54It's time to play a game called One Piece Impostor.
28:57Here we go.
28:58One Piece Impostor, yeah, yeah.
29:05Joining us tonight are very special guests.
29:07You can see them in the hit show, One Piece.
29:10Season two premieres March 10th on Netflix and select theaters.
29:15Please welcome, Iñaki Godot, Emily Rudd, Tess Skyler, and Jacob Romero.
29:38Now, here's how this works.
29:41Each of us will be given a card with the same word on it.
29:44Could be a person, place, animal, anything.
29:46We're going to go around and say a word related to that.
29:49Here's the catch.
29:50One piece of us is an imposter.
29:52The imposter doesn't know the secret word,
29:55so they'll have to bluff based on what everyone else is saying.
29:58After going around twice, we're going to decide who we think the imposter is
30:02by spraying them with silly strength.
30:06Sound good?
30:07Sounds great.
30:08All right, everyone, pick up your card.
30:09The first card will tell you the word, or if you're the imposter,
30:13take a look, see, the acting starts now.
30:18Okay?
30:19I'm going to put mine under my silly string.
30:21Okay.
30:22Very good.
30:22I will start, and then we're going to go to my right.
30:26I'm going to say, uh, turkey.
30:31Sure.
30:33Yummy.
30:34I'm going to say, fine.
30:38Lunch.
30:42Breakfast.
30:45Bread.
30:49Hot.
30:51Creamy.
30:54Hold on.
30:56Buddy.
30:58Lettuce.
31:03Egg.
31:07It is time to pick the imposter.
31:11Let's put on our safety glasses.
31:17Oh, my God.
31:18And on the count of three, we're going to spray who we think the one piece imposter is.
31:26One, two, three.
31:34Only one person.
31:35All right, stop.
31:36All right, wait.
31:37One person.
31:38All right, wait.
31:38Stop.
31:39What?
31:39You got it.
31:40You're out of your silly string.
31:41What happened?
31:43What happened?
31:44Wow.
31:45We got away.
31:47We got away with it.
31:47Oh, my God.
31:48You're doing great.
31:48We're doing great.
31:49I got to tell you.
31:50Who was the imposter?
31:51This guy.
31:53What?
31:54Wait.
31:54Absolutely, right?
31:55I don't know.
31:56Who was the imposter?
31:56It was me.
31:57Yeah.
31:59Yeah.
31:59Yeah.
32:01Oh, my God.
32:03I am saying breakfast and egg.
32:05I don't know.
32:05I thought about, like, a breakfast sandwich.
32:07And then I thought about, like, eggs.
32:09Is that what it was?
32:09It was a sandwich?
32:10Yeah.
32:11It was a sandwich.
32:12Okay.
32:12All right.
32:13It is time.
32:14This is crazy.
32:15For the next round, let's pick our cards.
32:17This is card number two.
32:18Look and see and start acting now.
32:21Here we go.
32:24Okay.
32:26I'll go first and we'll go around the same thing.
32:28I will say, uh, crocodile.
32:35Yeehaw.
32:37Hold up.
32:39Say what?
32:41Yeehaw.
32:42Yeehaw.
32:44Oh, God.
32:45We can finish the round.
32:47No, no, no.
32:48Kangaroo.
32:51Say beer.
32:52Beer.
32:53Beer.
32:54Beer.
32:55Um, Nicole Kidman.
32:59Oh.
33:00That is good.
33:02That blades up.
33:03I'm going to say, nair.
33:08You can say it a little better than that, right?
33:10Nair.
33:10So good.
33:13Uh, I will say Bondi.
33:24Chicken salt.
33:26Chicken salt?
33:27It's a thing.
33:28Okay.
33:29Okay.
33:29It's a thing.
33:30Yeah.
33:31Uh, I'll say, uh, Hugh Jackman.
33:36Veggie might.
33:38I think, uh, we can shake up and I would put your glasses on if I were you.
33:42Yeah, no, no, no.
33:46It's time to pick.
33:47I'm actually just going to get.
33:48I'm only down there.
33:49I'm only down there.
33:50It's time to pick the imposter.
33:51On the count of three, let's pick the one piece imposter.
33:54One, two, three.
33:56Everyone else is fine.
33:57I love you.
34:08I wonder who the imposter could be.
34:11Oh, guys, that sound means we're down to the final round.
34:14And for this one, there are two imposters.
34:17Oh, this is intense.
34:19Let's pick our cards and best of luck, everyone.
34:23Two imposters.
34:28I will start.
34:33Loud.
34:37Uh, WWE.
34:47Rabbit.
34:55Um, energetic.
34:59Nueva York.
35:02Nice.
35:05Puerto Rico.
35:11All right.
35:13And skirt.
35:17Halftime.
35:18Oh, my God.
35:19Um, pride.
35:21Yeah, very proud.
35:23Yeah.
35:26On the count of three.
35:28Wait, we have two.
35:30There's two imposters in this group.
35:32Two of us.
35:35One, two, three.
35:38One, two, three.
35:49Oh, no.
35:52I said, I said, loud.
35:55I said, loud.
35:57Is the clue Bad Bunny?
35:59Yeah.
36:00Yeah, yeah.
36:00I did not have the clue.
36:03Did you, who else, who else was the imposter?
36:05Oh, yeah.
36:05I was also the imposter.
36:07Yeah.
36:07Oh, my God.
36:08Bring it in.
36:09Oh, my God.
36:09Come here.
36:10Come here.
36:10Come here.
36:11Come here.
36:12That's great.
36:12You got a couple of winners.
36:14Come on.
36:14Well done.
36:15My back to the cast of One Piece.
36:17Season two premieres March 10th on Netflix.
36:21More Tinnancho after the break.
36:22Stick around, everybody.
36:23Come on back.
36:24Let's go.
36:25You're asking for hot.
36:27I'll tell you the way I'm so.
36:28You won't make weight raise up.
36:30Let me do it again to walk it back.
36:41Performing P.O. and C.O.P.
36:44from his mixtape, Even the Devil Smiles, featuring Black Thought and Kay Trinata.
36:50Give it up for I.D.K.
36:54Beating up the block from the morn to the day up.
36:57Money going down for the ones that don't stay up.
37:00Serving hand to hand, every dollar is a layup.
37:03Bando next door got fiends as my neighbors.
37:06Uh, I got them switching sides to the key and money side.
37:09I see it in her eyes.
37:11They only see her thighs.
37:12She out to set me up so they can hit me up.
37:15Been brightest days of sunny since I sipped a sippy cup.
37:18See, those are allegations.
37:19Let's see the evidence.
37:20If you ain't catch me in a action, it's irrelevant.
37:24If you ain't catch me in a motion, then I'm motionless.
37:27They wanna see me in a box, don't wanna see me dead.
37:30Not see it equal, though I'd rather see the latter less.
37:33The thought of breaking down, them ounces add an ounce of stress.
37:35Either way, I hustle on a block until I cast a jack.
37:38Jump bounce, giving pop quick as I'ma pass the test.
37:41Beating up the block from the morn to the day up.
37:44Money going down for the ones that don't stay up.
37:47Serving hand to hand, every dollar is a layup.
37:50Now I know next door got fiends as my neighbors.
37:53She la la la la la la bum bum she lay.
37:56We get to knock, they get some money today.
37:59She la la la la la bum bum she lay.
38:02Cuz either way you know they know that I'ma ride.
38:04Hey, I'm one of them.
38:05I paid the price, now I live life above the rim.
38:08I show you how to separate the rock from the gym.
38:11From Philly where there's people getting popped on the whim.
38:14Pray you not, one of them with your spot run up in.
38:17I know what's more powerful, the pistol or the pen.
38:20I show you how to separate the boys from the men.
38:23The dollar from the pound, from the euro from the yen.
38:25With just a tug of the tie, not tilt of the brim.
38:28So win them stakes, it's high like stilts I'ma win.
38:31Despite a hate from blood that was built kinda thin.
38:34Care for who you befriend, they will switch up in the end.
38:37All alone, their agenda was to have you broke with them.
38:40That's why I keep these jokers guessing.
38:42They ask me my profession, I tell them it's manifesting.
38:45They check for my direction, I switch it, I'm ambidextrous.
38:48My pockets will never be anorexic.
38:50How I'm eatin' when I'm beatin' up the block.
38:53From the morning to the day up.
38:54You see this is so easy, right?
38:57You see this is so easy, right?
38:59You see this is so easy, right?
39:01Yeah!
39:03Come on, come on!
39:06Right!
39:07Yeah, yeah!
39:10Come on!
39:12Come on, come on!
39:15Oh!
39:17Back once again with top down on my friend.
39:19Real ass, I'm not gonna pretend.
39:21Full of haters that's calling, they trying to make their amends.
39:24If I see them, I'll rob them and take them out by their trend.
39:26Deep clothes, they're cool to be posted like they're off.
39:28I suppose, meanwhile I'm stepping like ten foe.
39:30The residents are turning to tipping like ten foe.
39:32The only words that ever could scare me is ten.
39:34Okay, a cop, a doc, everything.
39:37Be rabbit on a mic, coming with the heavy swing motion.
39:39Pizza, wake up with me with a stick.
39:41High distract, rapid eye, empty out the click.
39:43Officer Johnson, why are you on my Johnson?
39:45Passing me down like two like this, that's fine.
39:47I gotta be calm before this white boy.
39:49Flipping that new slick brick like that cop shot again.
39:52Got me running over and over again.
39:56Sing!
39:56Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
39:58Over and over again.
40:00What?
40:00Got me running over and over again.
40:05Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
40:07Over and over again.
40:18I-D-K!
40:20That's how you do it!
40:22Black Thoughts!
40:24Hey Trinata!
40:25Even the Devil's Smiles is out now!
40:28My thanks to Ryan Gosling, Jesse Buffy, the cast of One Piece, I-D-K, Black Thoughts,
40:34Kate Trinata, and The Roots.
40:37Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:39Good night, everybody!
40:40Good night, everybody!
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