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The Boys S05E01 (2026)
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00:37Thank you. Thank you, and welcome to the Vought International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:47Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:50It's places, ladies. It's places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:53Up to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:56Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:00Come on.
01:01Stay in line. Stay in line.
01:03This is a rare future site.
01:05Don't break here.
01:07Come on.
01:21Starlight is running wild.
01:23Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
01:26But we said no. We said enough.
01:30We said not in America.
01:33And together, we soared into a new golden gun!
01:51Keep going.
01:56Stop!
01:58Designated the Starlighters.
02:00Terrorist organization.
02:02I'm not sure they are proudly serving the armed forces thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General
02:08Mayhem.
02:09Mayhem is up 21%.
02:12G-Man, days past from the future has grossed over two billion.
02:17Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
02:19But all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation.
02:32All our nation!
02:34Yes!
02:37Yes!
02:39What did the big Starlight try to do on this southern border?
02:42Got it.
02:42Is there no depth to what that little wh-
02:46Who am I wondering, Queen Mayhem?
02:47Because they're leaving us.
02:49Take these two!
02:50No, no.
02:51Just these two, please!
02:51Now what, so they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
02:55Come on!
02:56No, Mayhem, no.
02:57You stay back!
02:59All of you, stay back!
03:00Please stay the fuck back and I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
03:05No!
03:05Just f***!
03:06Just f***!
03:10Yoseon!
03:10It's fine.
03:10It's fine.
03:14It's fine.
03:15It's fine.
03:18I'll do it again.
03:21Just f***!
03:27It's fine.
03:33This is the best way of the youurr...
03:34I've been living with it for the last week!
03:36It's fine.
03:36campaign period and the american people have the good sense to call out a lie when they say back
03:49ladies and gentlemen the vice president of the united states
04:00tough day sad day when a great american like homelander is attacked with lies
04:07this so-called flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by marxist starlighters let's open
04:13it up vice president barrett look chris i know exactly what you're thinking literally and no
04:21just because i happen to be a super-abled american does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance
04:25to the u.s of a that is exactly the kind of super phobic question that kept me in the
04:30closet for so
04:30long honestly do better what about your so-called freedom camps the starlighter dissidents more
04:37clickbait i mean who doesn't love freedom and camp we knew this would happen sooner or later
04:42we've been ready in the last 24 hours we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation
04:47people can't tell their clit from their collarbone the share price is only down half a point
04:51besides that damage is minimal what's this that is a gutenberg bible martin screlly sold it to me
04:58at discount you're really on top of the world huh peter thiel the obamas calling you for advice
05:07everyone loves you you can't really think i care maybe you didn't used to it's all for you
05:13higher the share price happier the billionaires the more you get to do whatever the fuck you
05:17want to do are you aware that nnc is calling me a murderer saying that maybe i even did something
05:26to
05:26uh my son no everyone knows that ryan is
05:33sorry that he is a boarding school in svalbard that story's holding we're good how about you sage
05:43are you
05:46good i'm fine you're not distracted at all after thomas gadolkin dumped you
05:51you're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain no then just tell me how did starlight get in
05:59the building i was humiliated
06:07as if people don't hate me enough your numbers are north of 96 anyone can smile for the pollsters
06:12sure but millions of them are still starlighters in their hearts where it counts have you seen the
06:17memes have you seen the memes about me
06:23posting them should be a crime yes but we can't go
06:30oh you're serious uh sir
06:33ongoing conflict is useful to us it keeps people afraid
06:37no no no no you promised me caesar he was stabbed by his best friends
06:43well i can relate to that but i need people to be devoted to me
06:49may i speak freely give it a shot i told you no matter how much power you amass it will
06:56not make
06:57make you happy
07:03you know what's gonna make me happy i think i'll be happy when starlight and william butcher are corpses
07:16i want it leaked and in three days we are going to execute hugh campbell milk and the french one
07:25that'll draw out starlight and butcher and then i will take care of this once and for all
07:33consider it done sir
07:35without Mooji
07:35.
07:35.
07:35.
07:35.
07:37.
07:41.
07:41.
07:42.
07:42.
07:42.
07:42.
07:42.
07:43.
07:44. . . . .
08:16If you have a need for someone
08:17You can get your phone, phone, phone
08:20Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go
08:23I know my big fans
08:27You don't need to be the band of Megafon
08:31At the end of the movie
08:34You won't have to pay
08:43Do you mind being more careful?
08:45Sorry
08:47Thank you
08:49Thank you
08:52Also
08:53Pills of any exploits
08:55Enjoy
09:16Kill my friend
09:23No no no
09:25No no no
09:35No no no
09:41Luis
09:42A drink
09:57Any good of flight 37 made you out
10:02Huh?
10:04That's all you have to say
10:10No
10:11No
10:13No
10:16No
10:17No
10:17No
10:17No
10:19No
10:46Hello, dad
10:57you are a wanted man
10:59me, Judy
11:01want a bit of a layover
11:04before I pop in
11:05say hello
11:06to Lenny and Mum
11:10proof is no good, isn't it?
11:13she's dead
11:13and there you are
11:16thriving with arse cancer
11:27does it hurt when you take a shit?
11:29I fucking hope so
11:30I didn't know how to get hold of you
11:32about the funeral
11:33I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard
11:36you don't think that's where you're going, do you?
11:37I paid for it
11:38people like you and me
11:39don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them
11:44who'd you come here for?
11:46torture an old man, eh?
11:50where did you find that?
11:51in the attic
11:53reminds me of him
12:02five fucking weeks
12:03Lenny practiced that ring's trick
12:06I still remember the look on his face when he won
12:09so fucking chuffed
12:13and then he come home
12:17and you called him a little poof
12:20well
12:22never looked at this again, did he?
12:36there's no need to get angry
12:37oh, I ain't angry
12:40I'm bleeding grateful
12:41all the times he knocked the shit out of me
12:44he gave me the belt or whatever
12:46made me who I am
12:49made me just like you
12:52I'll show you
12:54son
12:55please
12:56I know
12:58I got long to go
13:00waste of time
13:02I know
13:05go, give me a good fucking laugh
13:08just to hear you scream
13:11don't
13:12you don't
13:12you don't got to change
13:13never
13:20who says
13:23I want to change
13:34what's the matter with you?
13:35what?
13:36your heart's pounding
13:39are you scared?
13:40no
13:41I just love being at work
13:43it's exciting
13:44room temperature like you like
13:50have a good show
13:56I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges
13:58tell him it's for me
13:59move that Elon interview to Thursday
14:01I'm telling Jerry I said fuck off
14:03he wants to trim the budget
14:04how about going after a show
14:05that isn't his biggest fucking hit
14:14howdy there boss
14:16don't you look bashing today?
14:19my whole life
14:20has been dedicated
14:21to saving these people
14:23and yet their hearts
14:24are fluttering
14:25like
14:27fucking rabbits
14:28why?
14:30what are they hiding?
14:32oh they ain't hiding nothing
14:34they just look up to you is all
14:44meanwhile your heart's wheezing away
14:46like it's made of ham and cigarettes
14:47sir I'm so so sorry
14:49no more of me making milk
14:50I do more than anything
14:53them pills just janked up my ticker
14:55so awful
14:57they were killing me
15:09how'd you catch them red-handed?
15:11our enemies have started using
15:13bleeding edge technologies
15:14like AI
15:16which means artificial intelligence
15:19so Starlight did use that
15:21dang fangled AI
15:22first she went and deepfaked
15:24Thomas Gadolkin himself
15:26yeah but did anyone actually believe that?
15:28I mean how stupid does she think we all are?
15:31to cover up her slaughter
15:33of innocent young heroes
15:35that God knew
15:35then she went and AI this so-called
15:38flat 37 video
15:41oh god sloppy word
15:42if we freeze it
15:44here
15:44yeah
15:46I mean last I checked
15:47I do not have seven fingers
15:49on one hand
15:50now isn't that what they refer to
15:51as the uncanny valley?
15:54yes it is
15:55everything
16:24I've got
16:25I have to
16:49Let's go.
16:57Knock it off.
16:58I ain't here for you, you dozy pin.
17:00They're after Frenchy.
17:02What's gonna do him?
17:04Huey and him.
17:05And send me two hours.
17:10Look.
17:12I know you don't trust me.
17:15The Frenchy's a dead man.
17:16We ain't got time to fuck about.
17:17I got a CIA at Gulfstream.
17:19Gas another plant now.
17:22Wheels up on now.
17:31Smile, Camper.
17:32It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth.
17:35Meaning of freedom.
17:37Ivy, you can't talk about that.
17:38Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
17:41It's hopeless.
17:43Look.
17:45I should be the last guy who has any hope.
17:47I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
17:49I've been hunted by Noir.
17:50Chased by sharks inside of a whale.
17:52Shot at by Russians.
17:53Almost blown up by hero-gasm.
17:55And laser-dead bought on ice.
17:57Look, the point is...
17:58Oh, and one time I had to see naked on a chocolate cake.
18:00It's a long story.
18:01The point is...
18:02By all sane logic, I should be dead.
18:05Or crazy.
18:06Or both.
18:07Then why aren't you?
18:08Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
18:11Hey!
18:11Get down!
18:12Fuck you!
18:13Jesus.
18:14Hey!
18:14Get down!
18:16Get the fuck down!
18:17I said fuck you!
18:18Come down.
18:19Right now.
18:20Hey!
18:21Hey!
18:22Hey!
18:35See?
18:38You gave up.
18:40What about you?
18:42God save us.
18:50Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
18:53That's why I cut out all women.
18:54No love.
18:56No sex.
18:57No problems.
18:58And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier.
19:02Think about this.
19:03Okay.
19:04Romance.
19:04Flowers.
19:06Cuddling.
19:06Kissing.
19:07That's beta male shit, bro.
19:09That's super gay.
19:10War, am I right?
19:13Freeze!
19:14Yes.
19:15And you know what?
19:15As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did, whatever that baby-murdering three out
19:21of ten thought she was gonna do, it didn't work.
19:24Oh, bollocks.
19:25Half a bottle of rum, and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
19:29What the fuck are you doing here?
19:34Can we go?
19:36Oh, wow.
19:39Your skin is so oily, like, hugging a McRib.
19:41Wait, did you just- how?
19:44Fucking speech therapy, and fucking therapy therapy, and so much fucking TikTok.
19:48Wow, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
19:50Sixteen hour flight, and not a fucking peep.
19:52Because all you can say is, oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
19:54Like the better with a mouth shut.
19:56Where have you been?
19:58Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces, so they deported me to Manila.
20:01I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but I fell out at 10,000
20:05feet.
20:06Oh, man.
20:07That took a hot minute to regrow.
20:09They found my asshole, like, a mile away.
20:12How did you find me?
20:13Oh, ways and means, love.
20:14Love, how many men are down?
20:16How many does it look like?
20:20It's all right, love.
20:22Nothing to be scared of.
20:23I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
20:26So, are you still dying, hopefully?
20:28No.
20:29Hearty and Hale.
20:30See, that's a mistake most people make.
20:32They try to fight the cancer.
20:34Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
20:36Was it?
20:37It didn't move the needle an inch.
20:38Oh, of course it did.
20:39Iron Man is fuming.
20:41He's going to execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
20:47Of course, it's a trap.
20:49A question.
20:51There's what else we're going to do, science, walk into it.
20:54Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
21:00You want Frenchy.
21:01You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
21:05The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
21:07And I'm Landa.
21:10Now, are you going to help us serve the boys?
21:13Or not?
21:25I saw a signal.
21:28So, we're doing broad daylight now?
21:30We are getting executed.
21:32What?
21:33So, in 36 hours, we...
21:37They're finally fucking doing it.
21:39They're trying to drive it, Annie.
21:40The question to show is, why now?
21:47Flight 37 video.
21:49Offer or not type shit.
21:50They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
21:53and then they door in.
21:55Fuck that.
21:56I'm getting out of here first.
22:00We're going to need a lot more molotovs, so let's get going.
22:06How did you get these?
22:07Fly by.
22:08I took it myself.
22:10Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
22:12That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
22:15So, how come you didn't spring then?
22:17Honestly, they've been safer there.
22:21It's this one.
22:23Getting in won't be easy.
22:25A perimeter's just open space.
22:26That's what I'm telling you.
22:27I know a bloke.
22:28I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
22:30He might be able to help.
22:32Even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we going to get out?
22:34Leave that to me.
22:36I have something we can call.
22:40All right.
22:46You like croissants?
22:47Do we?
22:48Why?
22:55Oh, Lander?
22:56Hey, you want to see us?
23:02Should we come back?
23:08Can you believe the doll cooking up these lies about me?
23:12Tarnishing my good name.
23:15Fake garbage.
23:17Right.
23:18Oh, right.
23:19Yes, totally, sir.
23:20I know.
23:21Starlight.
23:22Spearless.
23:23Filthy.
23:24What a fucking lightweight.
23:26I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you?
23:31Am I right?
23:32Always, sir.
23:33So then, why'd you let her get away?
23:39Don't you look at him like that.
23:40Where the fuck were you?
23:42I was there.
23:42Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
23:45Right?
23:46Bro.
23:48It's been a year.
23:49A full lap of the sun.
23:52And you haven't found a train.
23:55Or butcher.
23:58Or starlight.
24:02It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
24:06I mean, I know you're not.
24:07That would be suicidal.
24:11You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
24:18And it turns out, he betrayed me.
24:24He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
24:27And a horrible meme about me.
24:30It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
24:35Sir, you can check my history.
24:36I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
24:37Here, just check it.
24:38Look.
24:38That won't be necessary.
24:39But, gentlemen.
24:43Do your fucking jobs.
24:46Yes, sir.
25:15Bro, what the hell?
25:16Bro, you could have my back in there.
25:18Bro, you're not the real noir.
25:20Okay?
25:20You can talk.
25:22Look, I get method.
25:23Okay?
25:24I fuck with Stella Adler.
25:25I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
25:27We literally never broke character.
25:29Hey.
25:30But enough's enough.
25:35Bro!
25:35I always thought I'd stay single.
25:37But you know what they say.
25:39How do you make God laugh?
25:40Make a plan.
25:41Ain't that the truth.
25:43So there I was at the national prayer breakfast, and I look across the table, and it was...
25:49It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
25:53Talk about a match made in heaven.
25:55Amen.
25:55Amen.
25:56Oh, Father himself.
25:58Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
26:03God rest his soul.
26:05Amen.
26:05Well, you two are just a super-able union for the ages.
26:08We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
26:13I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
26:16For me, it was love at first sight.
26:18See, I knew he was going to say that.
26:20Try marrying a mind reader.
26:22Powerful.
26:25Now, how about we switch gears?
26:27Like y'all's initiative to abolish D.E.I.?
26:29Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
26:33People don't need a handout.
26:34It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
26:37Isn't white a color, too?
26:39Let's cut.
26:41Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
26:45Cut!
26:46Sage, my sister in Christ.
26:49Um, no.
26:50I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
26:52Or his baby sky ghost.
26:54I need the vice president.
26:55Give us the room.
26:57Fuck.
26:58How is married life the power of Christ can tell you to fuck him?
27:02Bitch, your hole still smells like deep grapefruit.
27:04Barrier queef.
27:05Touchy.
27:06Hey, it's not my fault.
27:07The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
27:11Maybe.
27:12But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
27:14That was a patriotic thing to do.
27:16Can we hurry this along?
27:16I'm about to kill D.E.I.
27:18Uh, not today you're not.
27:20He wants more Starlighters arrested.
27:23But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
27:26Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
27:32Cyberterrorists are terrorists too.
27:36True.
27:38True.
27:39It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
27:46We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
27:48We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
27:51But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
27:54You know, I couldn't help but notice.
27:56You registered Barrett for president.com, net, and or.
28:00It's exploratory.
28:01You're a soup.
28:03Made you fucking vice president.
28:04As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
28:08Everything will come up, Ashley.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Good talk.
28:22Reacher.
28:24Massive.
28:25Enters the motel.
28:27Woman.
28:28You're huge.
28:30Reacher.
28:32You know what they say about huge guys.
28:38They have huge cocks.
28:45Jesus fucking Christ.
28:46Are you fucking crazy?
28:47Get in here.
28:47Hello, Wim.
28:48Yeah, hi.
28:49You're like America's literal most wanted.
28:51Did anyone see you come in here?
28:53No.
28:53Are you sure?
28:54Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere now.
28:58Oh, fucking hell, this is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
29:02Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
29:06Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
29:09Calm off it, mate.
29:10You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
29:12Pass.
29:13Well told.
29:15Whatever.
29:15Just fucking go, okay?
29:17You don't have anything on me anymore.
29:18Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
29:21Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
29:25Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
29:28And yes, the audience scores went way up on Rowdy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
29:32It just isn't.
29:33Uh-uh-uh.
29:35You ruin your appetite.
29:37That's right.
29:38I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills.
29:42I need us a tunnel, Doug.
29:44You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture.
29:47How does this thing a tunnel fuck Vought?
29:49You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
29:5320 miles out of Rochester.
29:55Be there.
29:56Rochester.
29:57Oh, Rochester's got that honey-laced soil.
30:00It's fucking delicious.
30:04You need a shower, or you smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
30:08Thanks.
30:09Was that bad?
30:10Sorry.
30:10Turns out talking to people's hard.
30:14Check you long enough.
30:16You slowing down in your old age?
30:18Fuck you, JonBenet.
30:20You guys are friends?
30:22You talk.
30:23Mm-hmm.
30:24Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
30:26Thanks.
30:27Mm-hmm.
30:27Where is everybody?
30:33I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
30:35Mm-hmm.
30:36Go, Marie Moreau.
30:36How's your team doing?
30:37Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
30:45So, what's with the 9-1-1?
30:46Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow, so we need your help to break them
30:52out.
30:53Of a Vaught prison camp?
30:55You're fucking crazy.
30:56Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
30:58We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
31:00It's easy.
31:01Easy.
31:01Right.
31:03You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
31:06I can't.
31:07We know how to kill him, okay?
31:08But we need Frenchie to do it.
31:10Great.
31:10Well, good luck with that.
31:12Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
31:14I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
31:17So, what, I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
31:21I mean, we are down on assholes, so, yeah, maybe.
31:28No.
31:28Why not?
31:30I said I can't.
31:32I know you're scared.
31:33No, I'm not fucking scared.
31:37I got a family to protect.
31:41I can't.
31:44I get it.
31:45I do.
31:47Me too.
31:51Keep him safe.
31:56We shouldn't have let him go.
31:57No.
31:59Homelander fucked him up.
32:01Fucked me up, too.
32:03We're going to need an exit plan B.
32:08Okay, so we hit the east gate.
32:10We beat it to you when the guard chain shifts.
32:12And we go with Don.
32:13We've been through this.
32:15I know.
32:15I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
32:17Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
32:20No, thanks.
32:22You let me?
32:23You know I quit.
32:25Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment camp.
32:28Yeah, what about you?
32:30Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
32:33Moucha's got corn in it.
32:42Don't worry.
32:44And you will be fine.
32:45She's strong.
32:57Moucha's got corn in it.
32:59I don't know.
33:14Moucha's got corn in it.
33:15In the Faroe province.
33:18The shit I saw will fuck you up.
33:22And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we're looking at here.
33:27And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
33:30We are dead men walking.
33:33Chin chin, motherfuckers.
33:39We need more resin.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
33:44You wanna?
33:51Attention campers.
33:52Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Fels.
33:56Tomorrow's screening will open.
33:58Dawn of the Fels.
34:03Well, Annie, today marks two months.
34:06It's a little insane how much I miss you.
34:10I've been having trouble eating.
34:12Every day, I see people giving up.
34:14But not me.
34:15Because I have you.
34:17It's very, very sweet.
34:19They were innocent.
34:20Oh.
34:22Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
34:24They lied to me.
34:25Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
34:27We've known about that for quite some time.
34:31But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
34:35You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
34:36Ooh.
34:38I like internment camp, Huey.
34:41She's zesty.
34:42Fuck you.
34:43Do it.
34:44What?
34:45Kill me.
34:45Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
34:49You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
34:51Let's not insult each other.
34:52We both know they're coming.
34:54Do you remember when we first met?
34:58How could I forget?
34:59Believe Festival.
35:00When they tried to cleanse your soul.
35:02I remember thinking, why him?
35:08What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kids' shampoo?
35:15You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
35:19I mean, I get it from your perspective.
35:22You're punching up.
35:23Good for you.
35:24But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
35:32Why would Starlight and Butcher piece away their lives to try and rescue you?
35:43Because I do it for them.
35:59What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
36:02I thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
36:05Some came up.
36:06So I'll be in, baby, bro.
36:08Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
36:10Thanks.
36:12Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
36:14Oh, my bad.
36:16Salad Leme.
36:17I think that's it.
36:18I've been flacking on my Duolingo.
36:20You ain't got to do that, bro.
36:22What?
36:24I mean, come on.
36:25Would it have been, like, a year, some change now?
36:28Are you still acting like this is some chill family vacation?
36:30Instead of on the run?
36:31It's fine.
36:33You're a shitty liar.
36:35I know I fucked you over.
36:38Just please.
36:40Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
36:42You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
36:46And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
36:49You were right.
36:51Not anymore.
36:52I'm still breathing, ain't I?
36:54And Raina, your nephews.
36:56I mean, yeah.
36:58Moving around constantly.
36:59It's a pain in the ass.
37:02But it's worth it.
37:04It's good to see you like this.
37:07Mom will be really proud of you, man.
37:12Dad!
37:13Dad!
37:14Uncle Reg!
37:14Why are they doing that?
37:22Hey, Train.
37:23That was your fucking phone-a-friend.
37:24Well, I held up my end, love.
37:26How are you gonna get us out?
37:27I'll fly us all out.
37:28One by one.
37:29Well, that'll take all fucking night.
37:31All right.
37:32Fine.
37:33Just as long as we're on the same page here.
37:35Frenchie goes first.
37:36Yeah, all right.
37:37Frenchie first.
37:38What about Huey and Em-Em?
37:39We will get him.
37:40But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
37:42Frenchie first.
37:43You sound like Maeve.
37:45Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
38:05You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.
38:17They're already gone.
38:21I guess I follow my fucking family, man.
38:23Never gonna stop, bro.
38:25Homelander's orders.
38:27Only one way this ends.
38:28Yeah, exactly.
38:29Right now, it's you coming after me.
38:31Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
38:34New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
38:36Remember?
38:37That's how people end up around him.
38:40You smug dick.
38:42Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
38:44Jesus.
38:45What?
38:45It's true.
38:46Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights?
38:49What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
38:51Suck my balls.
38:52You're the fucking joke.
38:53Look at you.
38:54On the run like a little bitch.
38:56And then I'm with Homelander.
38:59You know, I can see it.
39:00Look how terrified you are.
39:03Fuck you.
39:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
39:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
39:11I ain't terrified as shit.
39:12You're so scared of Homelander, you don't even see what it's done to you.
39:15I'm not fucking scared.
39:23Yeah, I said the same thing.
39:27It's pathetic.
39:31You're pathetic.
39:33Sooner or later, I'm going to get your family.
39:47Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
39:50God.
39:50When I wrote this series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Counts Capers, it was impossible
39:54to, like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
39:58I mean, just try making everybody happy.
40:01You can't do it.
40:02Finale's at the worst.
40:03Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
40:06Oh, sorry.
40:07What's that bad?
40:07How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the
40:11day?
40:11No, I already said that...
40:13Oh, come on.
40:14If you don't give me that Huey's safe in his playpen, bollocks, you left him in there
40:19because you don't want to look him in the eye after a year's worth of deep, dark shit
40:22you've done, let me give you a bit of advice.
40:26Please don't.
40:29Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
40:32Because that shit is going to get us all killed.
40:34I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
40:37Hey, what'd you guys think of the Lost Finale?
40:39Get to work, asshole.
40:40Great.
40:40I'm fucking starving.
40:41Where do you want to pop out?
40:42Buck 19.
40:48Wait, that's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
40:50Is it?
40:50No, no, no.
40:51You said I got the stick of the Vaughn.
40:53That guy's fucking leasered in half.
40:54Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
40:56It's complicated, and I don't want to get into that right now.
40:59I'm fucking out.
40:59Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
41:02So you're going to dig us a hole, or I'll bury you in one.
41:12Drive the action to the climax.
41:13Drive the action to the climax.
41:25You guys are going to want to stay back.
41:39Oh, no.
41:42Oh, no.
41:55Have fun.
41:56Are you in this shit hole?
41:57Are these first?
41:59Fuck you.
42:01Fuck you.
42:39That wasn't so bad, was it?
42:41Don't ever contact me again.
42:44Sure.
42:46Oh, hey, is it cool if I use this for the A story and the reach respect I'm working on?
42:50Oh, piss off, wanker.
42:51Take that as a yes.
42:59Oh, fuck.
43:02Oh, fuck.
43:19Surprise.
43:20Welcome, William.
43:21And you.
43:23The gang is almost all here.
43:25Oh, and you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
43:37Okay.
43:38So, what's the big plan?
43:41What, are you going to sandbag me with the Gadolkin virus?
43:44Yes, I know all about it.
43:46Fuck my fat dick.
43:47Hmm?
43:56Hey, where's Starlight?
43:58This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
44:06Jesus Christ.
44:07William, you've got a vipers nest in there.
44:10I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
44:17I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself, what you've become, and you
44:26did all that for me.
44:32You know, that, that is devotion.
44:38You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you're the only one that's ever
44:47challenged me.
44:50And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
45:18Come on, Robbie's going to fly us out.
45:33Penny, Penny.
45:41Shit.
45:42I can't stop.
45:43Pilly!
45:56Don't you move.
46:19It's okay.
46:20It's okay.
46:21Just leave, okay?
46:22Just okay.
46:26Okay.
46:36what are you doing
46:40hey dick i've been waiting for this i'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw
47:05don't you fucking move
47:07get your fucking hands up or i can see them
47:17merci mademoiselle
47:19let me hold her straight
47:25where is she going
47:58oh
48:03oh
48:34Fuck this. She's not coming back.
48:36Huey, we have to go.
48:38We have to go back.
48:39She's coming back.
48:40She can't.
48:40She's coming back.
48:52ILLIAM!
48:53No!
49:30No!
49:56F-
50:08Fuck!
50:10Fuck!
50:19Free shoe in the van?
50:21Yeah.
50:23come on man
50:26you hurt
50:27where the hell were you
51:01yeah
51:02yeah
51:02and that's what I said
51:05I don't know
51:06I don't know
51:36looks like someone can't catch the a-train after all
51:41end of the road buddy boy
51:56that's so funny
51:59what was I so afraid of
52:03you are
52:07fucking nothing
52:10really
52:17really
52:18it's just an empty fucking suit
52:20take away these powers
52:24and what are you
52:26pathetic
52:29weak
52:31sniveling
52:33fucking loser
52:45you
52:50you
52:51you
53:01you
53:02you
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