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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait.
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:29Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:30I tried to get along with you.
00:01:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:33Right back at you.
00:01:34I fucking hate you.
00:01:35I fucking hate you more.
00:01:36I fucking hate you more.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:39Right back at you!
00:01:41I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:45I hate you more!
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:07Again.
00:02:11To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:17It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,
00:02:25I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:44Hey, James.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I'm the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:26Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:03:38And don't be late.
00:03:40Bye, Dad.
00:03:42Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:02Eww.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:40No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I...
00:04:57couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, it's too late.
00:05:20He's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:47Hey.
00:05:48You okay?
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:50Um...
00:05:51But...
00:05:52I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:16Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:24But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this.
00:06:38Together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:33Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh, make something nice.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51Don't sit.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissimo.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:04Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well.
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What, exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:04Not half bad.
00:09:05I mean, it's fine.
00:09:06Whatever.
00:09:07Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:09Or not.
00:09:10I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:12You work for my dad.
00:09:13You have to do what I say.
00:09:14You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:16Just a few more pictures.
00:09:17I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:18I don't need Tinder.
00:09:19I'm an underwear model.
00:09:20My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:21Whatever.
00:09:22Pour me another.
00:09:23I told you, I'm-
00:09:24Now.
00:09:25Fine.
00:09:26Fine.
00:09:27I don't know what you're doing.
00:09:28I don't know what you're doing.
00:09:29I'm gonna go do it all night.
00:09:30I don't know what you're doing.
00:09:31I don't know what you're doing.
00:09:32I'm gonna go do it all night.
00:09:33You work for my dad.
00:09:34You have to do what I say.
00:09:35You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:36Just a few more pictures.
00:09:37I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:38I don't need Tinder.
00:09:39I'm an underwear model.
00:09:41My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:44Whatever.
00:09:48Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm-
00:09:50Now.
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:56I'll try.
00:09:59See, dog walker?
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What, the, fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:17Amelia whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please, I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature, all right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you.
00:10:35Poor Florida, please, all right?
00:10:38Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night, won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:49Cancer?
00:10:51Yeah, and you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay, I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can make a deal
00:11:07whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No, you two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:32Oh, Angelo, look.
00:11:34You have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:42At least I do.
00:11:43Obviously.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah.
00:12:10Like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:25What's it going to be?
00:12:26What's it going to be?
00:12:27What's it going to be?
00:12:28Fine.
00:12:29I'll do it.
00:12:30For Betsy.
00:12:31Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:32If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:33And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:34What the hell, Dad?
00:12:35Fuck it.
00:12:36What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:38I'll do it.
00:12:39For Betsy.
00:12:40Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:41If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:00Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:08The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:14I read my mind.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:38Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:48Are we agreed?
00:13:49Sure.
00:13:50All right.
00:13:51Sign in.
00:13:52Mmhmm.
00:13:53Mmhmm.
00:13:54Mmhmm.
00:13:55Mmhmm.
00:13:56indeed.
00:13:57Mmhmm.
00:13:58Salute to the new couple.
00:14:03Mmhmm.
00:14:04Mmhmm.
00:14:08Mmhmm.
00:14:09Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:39So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:09Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:18So, put them in your room.
00:15:20I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:22Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man-thonged. It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:39Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:07It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're...
00:16:11Reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:21And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:27So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:35Dino Valeno?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:40No.
00:16:41Shh.
00:16:45Is Socialite Man or have you, like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so toxic.
00:17:01Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:22We're ready to get wet, baby.
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:17:48Where did that come from?
00:18:05Where did that come from?
00:18:18Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks.
00:18:35Finally.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:39No, I'm good.
00:18:41You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:48You know, if you'd like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:19:00Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Amelia.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:15Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:32I'm not jealous.
00:19:36Sweet dreams.
00:19:37I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:51See you later.
00:20:11And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:15Sorry.
00:20:17I had one too many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19Better not.
00:20:20How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No.
00:20:38What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:41I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:53I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:54Just give me my phone.
00:20:55My sister needs this money.
00:20:58My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:05And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:18Yeah, no shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:21Yeah, we want.
00:21:21Yeah, no shit.
00:21:22I'm serious.
00:21:24Don't screw this up.
00:21:27Don't screw this up.
00:21:30I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:33I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:36I know what I'm doing.
00:21:37Dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing.
00:21:40Dog walker.
00:21:40And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whatever I want.
00:21:48Wherever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:54I'm sorry.
00:21:55It's a bit harsh.
00:21:59I'm sorry.
00:22:00It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01I'm just really...
00:22:04Really...
00:22:07I'm over.
00:22:08I'm over.
00:22:13That could have gone better.
00:22:16That could have gone better.
00:22:24Hey, baby.
00:22:27Hey, baby.
00:22:30You think you don't have to keep working, Amelia?
00:22:32You're rich.
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know.
00:22:37I like it.
00:22:39I know.
00:22:40I like it.
00:22:41That's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, how are things going between the two of you?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you?
00:22:55Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58We're...
00:22:58Oh.
00:23:01Fine.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06Still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15But I...
00:23:15I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19You're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gucci.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no.
00:23:33Royce.
00:23:36Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:43Sorry.
00:23:51Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:57All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59I should make a reality show.
00:24:00We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:05Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like to.
00:24:13So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:26Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and...
00:24:43then I've turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:02Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:18I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:20Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:32I mean, uh...
00:25:33Regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:34I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring.
00:25:51From high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:25:59I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers.
00:26:16Crawling around.
00:26:17Drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:25I should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands,
00:26:57and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:12Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:17Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:20You're engaged, remember?
00:27:26And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:37But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:27:42What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:55You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard,
00:28:12and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, I see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:30Break's over.
00:28:31Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:55Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:28:59you talk about the day's work,
00:29:00and raise you closer together,
00:29:03comfort each other,
00:29:04just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking,
00:29:09it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:29:14Tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the Dino Verdina.
00:29:30Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:29:47in the limo,
00:29:48and don't be late.
00:29:50Don't be late.
00:29:53Why, Dad?
00:29:54Mm-hmm.
00:29:55So, remind me,
00:30:07why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice
00:30:13for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:17And,
00:30:17you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But,
00:30:21since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:30:23I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry.
00:30:28Just an expression.
00:30:36How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:48Is that bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker
00:30:54look this hot
00:30:55by that dress
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:01Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:08As,
00:31:11as,
00:31:13well,
00:31:14not a boy,
00:31:19and I…
00:31:24You are living with her
00:31:26and I'll never watch her.
00:31:32I know I told her well-educated
00:31:35well-educated
00:31:36What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Oh, thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just something different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:01Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on!
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey.
00:32:24Look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:31She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:50Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:09It's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:35Without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry.
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:40No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:48Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50You have good treatment.
00:33:51You look like it.
00:33:53Thanks, Jake.
00:33:55Hey.
00:33:56Lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg.
00:34:06Lover boy.
00:34:06Yeah.
00:34:06Yeah.
00:34:10Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:28Before I do.
00:34:30You know what I want, babe.
00:34:34You know what I want.
00:34:37Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:51Okay.
00:34:51Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:04I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to energy you to.
00:35:19You want some of them to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:35:39going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:06I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that.
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:22We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:25What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Lovino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:19I'm not.
00:37:23This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:31I can't believe you did that.
00:37:39After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:53Oh, me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:19That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:39:10I wish I didn't get it, but what does she want to say?
00:39:16You want to say,
00:39:17you want to say,
00:39:39you want to say,
00:39:41Where am I?
00:39:55Who's spooning me?
00:39:58Is that Jake?
00:40:00How drunk was I?
00:40:06Michelangelo?
00:40:08Dog walker.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:11I forgot we did that last night.
00:40:14Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh-huh.
00:40:18We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20No, we had too many drinks.
00:40:22We just forget it ever happened.
00:40:24If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely.
00:40:28Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up, too.
00:40:36Oh, my head.
00:40:38There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:39Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:44My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:52I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:56But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:06So...
00:41:06Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait.
00:41:11For the first time?
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:14We're taking it slow.
00:41:17Michelangelo.
00:41:18The male gigolo.
00:41:19I was taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And...
00:41:26How was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad.
00:41:31Right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:33Actually...
00:41:33It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:39So...
00:41:40I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like...
00:41:55Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:41:59You get the picture.
00:42:01Hey.
00:42:05Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean...
00:42:08That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:23Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:43What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:54Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:58Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:20And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:44We should talk about the dog walker.
00:43:46We should talk about the dog walker.
00:43:47We should talk about the dog walker.
00:43:49We should talk about the dog walker.
00:43:55I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But last night, I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:02And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:44:05Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it.
00:44:07You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl.
00:44:13I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:18I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:31And frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:33You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:42Wait.
00:44:43Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to dog walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:44:58That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:21You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:26Please.
00:45:26I know you felt it, too.
00:45:34Amelia, please.
00:45:37Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:45:40I felt it, too.
00:45:45So why are we fighting it?
00:45:48I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me, too.
00:45:51Me, too.
00:45:56Me, too.
00:46:20I'm going to know you, too.
00:46:21so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:46:30light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:35no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:46:42till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:46:58you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:06i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:47:15together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:20oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce
00:47:43jake how's it going
00:47:46good yeah
00:47:48look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:47:52i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight
00:47:57i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:48:04i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging
00:48:09home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame
00:48:17him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:22i didn't mean a pride
00:48:24just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:27i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:29thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:48:32remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:36i thought we had a connection
00:48:38you're a cat person
00:48:40it never would have worked
00:48:42come on gucci let's go
00:48:45cats are awesome
00:48:50that was a great presentation
00:48:56the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:00maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:49:04oh yeah yeah now listen
00:49:06i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:49:09you mind watching your little brother for me
00:49:11gucci sure
00:49:12but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:49:15yeah but that's how you impress her
00:49:17you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:49:21at the dog park
00:49:22mm-hmm
00:49:23i just texted her it's all set
00:49:25now
00:49:26go get her lover boy
00:49:29so
00:49:40you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:42you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's
00:49:45it's my dad's dog
00:49:47not mine
00:49:48let me try
00:49:50that's okay
00:49:52i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:49:54dainty hands
00:49:56do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:01no
00:50:03i like my work
00:50:04what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:50:08have fun
00:50:09you're right
00:50:11i should work less
00:50:12if nothing else
00:50:14you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:17fetch gucci
00:50:21i've got a big surprise
00:50:27a surprise
00:50:29just wait and see
00:50:31have a good night
00:50:41have a good night mr tino bellino
00:50:42what's that
00:50:49special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:52but gucci
00:50:56it's your favorite prosciutto
00:50:58you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:02i thought you were
00:51:04off the clock today
00:51:06besides a special occasion
00:51:08i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:51:12to pour little chianti into
00:51:13i'm kidding
00:51:16this is for us
00:51:17why don't you get us a course grill
00:51:19what else is in the back
00:51:20just some
00:51:22imported italian ingredients
00:51:23so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:25you can cook
00:51:27that was so good
00:51:42i feel like i just
00:51:44went to italy
00:51:45even though i've never been
00:51:46how did you
00:51:47do this
00:51:48i can't cook
00:51:49at all
00:51:49making italian food
00:51:51is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:52did you learn in culinary school
00:51:54no
00:51:55my mom taught me
00:51:56tell me about her
00:51:58i
00:51:59never told a girl
00:52:01about my mom
00:52:01sorry
00:52:03i don't mean to pray
00:52:05she
00:52:06passed away when i was 11
00:52:08breast cancer
00:52:09but
00:52:11i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village
00:52:14in tuscany
00:52:15and
00:52:16she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:19we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:52:21just cooking and
00:52:22eating and
00:52:23laughing
00:52:24i still
00:52:27have all of her recipes
00:52:28here
00:52:29handwritten in italian
00:52:31that's really special
00:52:32i miss her
00:52:36this might sound corny but
00:52:39i feel a little closer to her
00:52:41when i make her recipes
00:52:42it's not corny
00:52:44but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:52:47just
00:52:48don't tell tmz
00:52:49what about your parents
00:52:52my parents died in a car accident
00:52:55when i was 13
00:52:57it's been me and betsy ever since
00:52:59i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:04i don't want to lose her too
00:53:07i'm sorry
00:53:10your story made me emotional
00:53:12i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14i'll help you
00:53:15no
00:53:15no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes
00:53:18it relaxes me
00:53:19good
00:53:20because i hate them
00:53:21well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:23is it just the wine
00:53:29or am i really falling for
00:53:32him
00:53:32her
00:53:33you don't want espresso
00:53:37hey
00:53:46hey
00:53:48do you want an espresso
00:53:50i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you
00:53:53you need to have a morning meeting
00:53:55i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55okay well
00:53:56don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i
00:53:59ready bro
00:54:01well let me fix your tie
00:54:03what do you know about ties
00:54:07you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:08and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:11touche
00:54:13there you go
00:54:15okay bye
00:54:16bye
00:54:17love you
00:54:20love you too
00:54:29sorry
00:54:32reflex
00:54:33i didn't mean to say that
00:54:34me neither
00:54:35too soon
00:54:36talk about it later
00:54:39yeah
00:54:40okay
00:54:41okay
00:54:42ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:54:45and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:48look who's here
00:54:54hey
00:54:55my little guy
00:54:57hey little gucci
00:54:59look at this right here
00:55:01huh
00:55:02let's try
00:55:03oh yeah
00:55:06now here's mine
00:55:08right
00:55:08just like that
00:55:10huh
00:55:10yeah
00:55:11even got one for big brother
00:55:12right there
00:55:13come to papa
00:55:15yeah
00:55:16my boy
00:55:17alright
00:55:19alright
00:55:20so
00:55:20we gotta talk about this
00:55:22this wedding
00:55:22right
00:55:23this is two weeks off
00:55:24hollywood bowl
00:55:25they're waiting for an answer
00:55:26and i bumped into
00:55:28chris martin
00:55:29on the plane
00:55:29he says that the band
00:55:31is free
00:55:32you like cold play
00:55:33right
00:55:34dad
00:55:34we can't have the wedding
00:55:36at the hollywood
00:55:36oh
00:55:37well alright
00:55:40then we'll book
00:55:41the magic castle
00:55:42how about that
00:55:42not too big
00:55:43plenty room for cold play
00:55:44huh
00:55:45dad
00:55:46let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we cannot plan a wedding
00:55:49like this
00:55:49what
00:55:50something wrong with
00:55:51Amelia
00:55:51no
00:55:52everything is great
00:55:54it's better than great
00:55:56honestly
00:55:57but we cannot
00:55:59have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's
00:56:01our thing
00:56:02it's not Amelia's thing
00:56:04i think it'd make it
00:56:06uncomfortable
00:56:06wow
00:56:08i never thought of that
00:56:09you know you have a very good point there
00:56:13i'm very impressed
00:56:16you've never acted like this
00:56:18with any other woman
00:56:20i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:56:23with another girl
00:56:23sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:26love?
00:56:29yeah
00:56:30i don't know
00:56:32he's cute
00:56:34alright alright
00:56:36change of deal
00:56:37gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39alright
00:56:40and then we'll have a nice small
00:56:41intimate affair
00:56:43a wedding
00:56:43with cold play
00:56:45no cold play dad
00:56:47no cold play
00:56:49so
00:56:56it's about my cancer treatment
00:56:59it's not working
00:57:01i know it
00:57:02i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and i'm cured
00:57:07what?
00:57:09you're cured?
00:57:11oh
00:57:11congratulations
00:57:13thank you
00:57:14i wasn't expecting it
00:57:16i didn't think i would be cured
00:57:18in only two sessions
00:57:19it only took two sessions?
00:57:22i almost had enough in my savings
00:57:24to cover that
00:57:25maybe i didn't need
00:57:27the dina volino's money
00:57:28what's wrong sis?
00:57:30we should be celebrating
00:57:32i brought prosecco
00:57:33no
00:57:34yeah
00:57:35no i'm good
00:57:37yeah
00:57:37amelia
00:57:39i'm your sister
00:57:40you can tell me anything
00:57:42is it michelangelo?
00:57:46is everything okay?
00:57:47if that punk
00:57:48pretty boy hurts you
00:57:49i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie
00:57:52so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two
00:57:55it's not michelangelo
00:57:57let's see
00:57:58it's me
00:58:01i have to tell you something
00:58:04i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:58:13what is this game of thrones?
00:58:16it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:18and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:20actually
00:58:22he's not that bad
00:58:24i kinda like him
00:58:27yeah
00:58:29babe
00:58:29that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there
00:58:33betsy
00:58:34i have
00:58:35real feelings for him
00:58:38but
00:58:39what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:43you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:58:45they banned him
00:58:46for life
00:58:48you'll never go to epcot
00:58:49he's not actually like the stories
00:58:52or
00:58:53at least not to me
00:58:54he's only acting like that to get into your pants, amelia
00:58:58if you marry michelangelo
00:59:02he will make your life a living hell
00:59:05what if you meet him?
00:59:08yeah
00:59:09meet him
00:59:10maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:12maybe
00:59:12maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:14don't count on it
00:59:15please
00:59:16me
00:59:17just give him a chance
00:59:18fine
00:59:20yes
00:59:21only one
00:59:22yes
00:59:23you won't regret it
00:59:27i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:59:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:32thank you for making dinner
00:59:37of course
00:59:39i'm glad she's cancer free
00:59:40we need to celebrate
00:59:42michelangelo
00:59:45you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:49right?
00:59:50you mean besides me
00:59:51i'm serious
00:59:52it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:54have a glass of wine
00:59:57tonight's gonna be great
01:00:00it's enormous
01:00:11why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:16it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:20nice to finally meet you
01:00:23let's see
01:00:24hmm
01:00:25so
01:00:26this is the
01:00:28infamous
01:00:30uh
01:00:30michelangelo
01:00:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon
01:00:38Amelia said that's the year that you were born
01:00:40yeah
01:00:42sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:44it's worth more than my car
01:00:46why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:50$8.99 at Ralph's
01:00:52it's delicious
01:00:53this was made in france
01:00:56sorry
01:00:57can't touch that stuff
01:00:58so
01:01:00who wants a drink?
01:01:02you hardly touch your food
01:01:24it's a little too rich for me
01:01:29mine tastes great
01:01:31so michelangelo
01:01:35i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:39you don't mind do you?
01:01:42fire away
01:01:43so i know you two have been having your
01:01:47fun
01:01:49um
01:01:50um but
01:01:51what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:56i don't think it's going to
01:01:57that's cute and all
01:02:00but
01:02:01what about her career?
01:02:03are you gonna support her?
01:02:04or kids
01:02:05what's your stance on that?
01:02:06or are you just gonna
01:02:08jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:11betsy
01:02:11look
01:02:12i know i have a past
01:02:14but
01:02:16i'm committed to it
01:02:17we haven't talked about kids but
01:02:20i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo
01:02:22that's my point
01:02:23you two are getting married
01:02:25and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know now
01:02:28easy betsy
01:02:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:36you would give her the time
01:02:38and what makes you such an expert?
01:02:41i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:42michelangelo
01:02:44you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:02:48she gets it from you
01:02:49are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:02:53you started it
01:02:55why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:03betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:03:05no
01:03:06she's alone and miserable
01:03:07and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:09that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:11she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:13you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:15and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:18you know what?
01:03:19you can't talk to betsy like that
01:03:21that's my sister
01:03:22she just survived cancer
01:03:23that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:29this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:32not to me
01:03:32you know maybe she should be concerned
01:03:34i don't like this side of you
01:03:36see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:03:39but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:03:41you told her?
01:03:42she's my sister
01:03:44i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:45oh is that all i am to you?
01:03:47a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:03:50it's not what i meant
01:03:52it came out wrong amelia
01:03:53i love you
01:03:55you love me?
01:03:57don't listen to him
01:03:58he doesn't even know what that means
01:04:00shut the fuck up!
01:04:02you know what?
01:04:03maybe she was right
01:04:04i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:04:05it's over
01:04:06we need to get out of here
01:04:14i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:04:17to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:19amelia
01:04:24i know this is hard to hear
01:04:26but
01:04:27you did the right thing
01:04:29you do so much better than him
01:04:32yeah
01:04:33but he isn't a monster
01:04:35i shouldn't have said that
01:04:37we can talk about it on the road
01:04:39get packing
01:04:41and if we leave now
01:04:42we can get to mexico by dawn
01:04:44lay low for a bit
01:04:45mexico?
01:04:46or canada
01:04:47whatever
01:04:48it's that or stay here
01:04:49and get sued
01:04:50by the dino lovinos
01:04:52or worse
01:04:53i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:04:56i mean
01:04:57i only told you about the contract
01:04:59it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that
01:05:03we're
01:05:04liabilities
01:05:05loose ends
01:05:07you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:09get rid of that thing
01:05:14they could be tracking us right now
01:05:17yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:05:22see
01:05:23he could have a sniper on us
01:05:26it's romulus
01:05:31hey romulus
01:05:32what
01:05:34what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:36you came
01:05:50against my better judgment
01:05:53i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy
01:05:57but
01:05:58it's over with now
01:06:00you should
01:06:03punish me for straying
01:06:05you make me sick
01:06:08i make me sick
01:06:10nice
01:06:19underwear
01:06:21it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:23okay
01:06:28let's get this over with
01:06:30is that all you have to say
01:06:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:06:38i'm
01:06:39sorry
01:06:40chantel
01:06:41i thought i wanted this
01:06:44but i don't
01:06:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:50amelia broke up with me
01:06:55it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:07:08i am fucking devastated
01:07:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:13i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:16i amelia
01:07:26oh hi dad
01:07:29gucci's gone
01:07:31i'll be right there
01:07:34romulus
01:07:42well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:07:49we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:07:51he just shot off like a rocket
01:07:53i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:56we can help you find him
01:08:00yeah
01:08:01right
01:08:02good thanks
01:08:05gucci
01:08:06this better not be a trap
01:08:08just come on
01:08:09gucci
01:08:11gucci
01:08:12gucci
01:08:13gucci
01:08:14gucci
01:08:15hey hey hey where's michelangelo
01:08:16huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:08:19oh um he's
01:08:20sorry i'm late dad
01:08:22where were you
01:08:24i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:08:27it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:29this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:08:31smart move dude
01:08:33here ladies
01:08:34take a piece of this prosciutto
01:08:36shoot over here
01:08:37that's it
01:08:41give me the urk
01:08:53gucci
01:08:54gucci
01:08:55when he left
01:08:57home
01:08:59he's
01:09:00ganz
01:09:01although
01:09:02we didn't work for him all night long
01:09:05we're never gonna find him
01:09:06don't give up dad
01:09:08he's just off having a little adventure
01:09:10keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:12see
01:09:14they're not going to kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit, though,
01:09:18I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:31Gucci!
01:09:35Gucci!
01:09:36My boy's back!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:44Okay, okay.
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:55I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:03A little.
01:10:06It's okay.
01:10:06Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:10They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:13Amelia,
01:10:13can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia,
01:10:23can we talk?
01:10:26Please?
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:37Amelia,
01:10:38I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:10:44and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:10:46for mentioning the contract.
01:10:50I hope that you know you
01:10:52mean so much more to me
01:10:53than just a business agreement.
01:10:57Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:00And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:05You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:14I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:15I'm not.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:20You're not?
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia, this might sound crazy,
01:11:27but
01:11:27I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:31And I don't want some silly piece of paper
01:11:34to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:11:38I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:44I want to cancel the contract
01:11:46between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation,
01:11:59but because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contract null and void.
01:12:08Amelia, where will it be?
01:12:20Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:30You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved,
01:13:18especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:22It was worth a try.
01:13:23Okay.
01:13:30And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:51Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple,
01:14:00we're perfect together.
01:14:02I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:14:11I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:14I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:38Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:49I love you so much.
01:14:52I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell,
01:15:06and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest,
01:15:08something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together,
01:15:18it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:26I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:15:31I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:35You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy.
01:15:48Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:50Another dog walker.
01:15:51It's crazy, you know, given my sister.
01:15:55But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too.
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