- 6 weeks ago
the virgin's christmas wish_#shortfilm
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00:00...boyfriend, so I can finally lose my virginity.
00:04Please come back.
00:06Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for Tinder.
00:13Look at you.
00:15Freckles like a moon to Sandwich.
00:18Even your body looks like you've used Kate to...
00:21Let's bury Santa the tough case this year.
00:30Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
00:46You get your options.
00:49First, strip down and ask who want to make your little present's wish come true.
00:54Or...
00:55I can print this.
01:00And put it all over your name, okay?
01:02Please don't.
01:06There is no way out of this.
01:09Right.
01:10Why didn't you ask James?
01:13Go on!
01:16Three.
01:20Two.
01:22James, would you...
01:24Ew, what the fuck?
01:26I don't see a motherfucking cactus.
01:30Are you okay?
01:49Where did you come from?
01:50Santa?
01:55Could it be?
01:58Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
02:02You look like you need a Christmas present.
02:04Go on.
02:05Pick one.
02:07It's yours.
02:13I pick you.
02:14No.
02:14I don't know.
02:16Come on!
02:17See you next time.
02:17I'll see you next time.
02:34Bye.
02:37Bye.
02:37Bye.
02:38Bye.
02:39Bye.
02:39Bye.
02:39Bye.
02:40Bye.
02:41Bye.
02:42Bye.
02:43Bye.
02:43So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
02:53Wait, how...
02:54How do you know my name?
02:57Magic.
02:59No, it's right on that string card over there.
03:04Can I tell you a secret?
03:07This is my first time.
03:10I don't really know what I'm doing.
03:11It's my first time.
03:14Do you not...
03:15Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
03:18No, it's just...
03:21Are you sure you want your first time to be...
03:25With me?
03:29I'm sure.
03:41Do you leave?
03:52Morning, Miss Reyn, dear.
03:53Last night wasn't a game to me.
03:56If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
03:59Brett Langley.
04:02Langley?
04:04I slept with Brett Langley.
04:07The bad boy?
04:08I got remarried.
04:15You got remarried?
04:18You just buried mom a few months ago.
04:20Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
04:22I'm telling you, not asking.
04:26Her name is Rosemary Vale.
04:29She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
04:31Her name's Thistle.
04:32And she's a freshman.
04:33Like I fucking care.
04:35I will never accept her.
04:38It's not your call.
04:43I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
04:45Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
04:49No more busting ass up with these shitty jobs.
04:51Not a goddamn chance in hell.
05:05But you're not quite what I pictured.
05:07I did it.
05:21I proved myself.
05:23Maybe they'll finally accept me.
05:27Well, well.
05:29Here comes our virgin queen.
05:32I'm not a virgin anymore.
05:35I...
05:35I will delete it right now.
05:48Give it to me.
05:51Huh.
05:53This is too good to delete.
05:55Imagine how pissed Rat will be
05:57when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
06:00Who made our little reindeer come on?
06:15Let's go.
06:24Relax.
06:25I've got you.
06:26I was wrong about him.
06:28He's actually nice.
06:30Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
06:33He'll help me with Britney.
06:35Right?
06:36Rat?
06:37Would you be my date to the hungry and dance on one night?
06:42What?
06:43I can't hear you.
06:45Forget it.
06:46I'll ask another time.
06:48This is how you'll help me shake it off.
06:57You?
06:58Baking a cake.
07:03Alright.
07:04Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
07:08Is that the picture?
07:12Is that right?
07:13How's that taste?
07:31Speed.
07:33Alright.
07:34Let's go.
07:40I have teamwork.
07:41I have teamwork.
07:41I have teamwork.
07:41I have teamwork.
07:41I have teamwork.
07:43I have teamwork.
07:47At the homecoming dances in two days, would you maybe want to?
07:56Now sugar.
07:58Sugar makes you happy.
08:01It's science.
08:08Anyway, what were you saying?
08:10This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
08:19I'll never forget it.
08:22You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
08:25No one's ever brought me a birthday party before.
08:27Well, but it's not.
08:28I'll never forget it.
08:28You're telling me.
08:29No one's ever given me.
08:30I had a birthday party before.
08:30I had a birthday party before.
08:31I had a birthday party before.
08:32I had a birthday party before.
08:33But if you were married...
08:33Well then,
08:35Every cake
08:36needs a candle.
08:37You're telling me you've never been able to do it.
08:38Well then,
08:38every cake
08:39needs a candle.
08:41Go ahead.
08:43Go ahead.
08:58She's not as bad as her mother.
09:01She's just her.
09:06So, why Rat isn't here yet?
09:10He's like...
09:12He's just ten minutes late.
09:14He's probably just run away.
09:16I'll text him again.
09:18Peggy's ass, Ritz-Laggy.
09:21There's no way he'll ever eat someone who looks like a 12-years-old boy.
09:31Dude, she's gotta see this.
09:33Brittany's about to eat her alive.
09:37Since you're so desperate for Rat's attention,
09:41Why didn't they help you up?
09:43No.
09:44No, let me go!
09:45Oh my god!
09:47Look at you!
09:49Oh my god!
09:51Look at you!
09:52Oh, don't stop!
09:53Oh my god!
09:54Oh my god!
09:55Look at you!
09:56Oh, don't stop!
09:57So pretty!
09:58Really?
09:59Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are!
10:01Everyone, check this out!
10:33Girl!
10:34She's so...
10:35Fail!
10:36Look how popular you are!
10:40Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look, Rat won't care.
10:47Because he only belongs to me.
10:49Because he only belongs to me.
10:50Oh my god!
10:51Oh my god!
10:52Oh my god!
10:53Oh my god!
10:54Oh my god!
10:55Oh my god!
10:56Oh mon meanings!
10:57Bye!
10:59Oh my god...
11:03I don't know...
11:17No way.
11:18Rat won't go for anyone bug me.
11:21Heidi!
11:23Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
11:34Great joke.
11:38Rhett, I need...
11:40It's showtime, liar.
11:53Oh, don't be shy now.
11:56Show us your charm.
11:58Everyone, let's give a round of applause to our new walking sex circle.
12:12Dixon Stonewitch know her.
12:15Sister Spuddy makes us her.
12:19Oh, you get tired so soon.
12:21We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
12:30Yummy.
12:40Great.
12:42That's so much better.
12:45Don't let her choke.
12:47I think there's something to wash it down with.
12:51Why did you lie?
12:59Is this what you wanted?
13:02Is she out of her mind?
13:04This is a gala, not a strip club.
13:08Something doesn't feel wrong.
13:10Isn't she glued folks into this?
13:12Where are you even hiding?
13:22You've got nothing in there.
13:24She looks like a stick figure.
13:27Strip all you want, honey.
13:28No one's getting hurt.
13:29My friend, so I can finally lose my virginity.
13:58Please, come back.
14:01Oh, God.
14:02I think she's me thinking Santa for tender.
14:08Look at you.
14:10Freckles like a moon to sandwich.
14:12Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to it.
14:16Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
14:18Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
14:38You get your options.
14:43First, strip down and ask who want to make your little Christmas wish come true.
14:49Or...
14:50I can print this and put it all over your neighborhood.
14:57Please don't.
14:57There is no way out of this.
15:03What?
15:05Why didn't you ask James?
15:07Go on!
15:10Three.
15:15Two.
15:16James, would you...
15:18Ew, what the fuck?
15:20I don't see all the fuck a cactus.
15:40Are you okay?
15:43Where did you come from?
15:48Santa?
15:49Could it be?
15:52Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
15:56You look like you need a Christmas present.
15:58Go on.
16:00Pick one.
16:01It's yours.
16:07I pick you.
16:08I pick you.
16:19I pick you.
16:19I pick you.
16:20I pick you.
16:20I pick you.
16:20I pick you.
16:20I pick you.
16:21I pick you.
16:21I pick you.
16:42So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
16:46Wait, how...
16:48How do you know my name?
16:52Magic.
16:53No, it's right on that student card over there.
16:56Can I tell you a secret?
17:01This is my first time.
17:04I don't really know what I'm doing.
17:07Our first time?
17:09Do you not...
17:10Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
17:12No, it's just...
17:15Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
17:23I'm sure.
17:24Do you leave?
17:46Morning, Miss Reindeer.
17:48Last night wasn't a game to me.
17:50If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
17:53Rhett Langley.
17:56Langley?
17:59I slept with Rhett Langley.
18:01The bad boy?
18:07I got remarried.
18:09You got remarried?
18:12You just buried Mom a few months ago.
18:15Where's the goddamn russ to swap her out?
18:16I'm telling you, not asking.
18:21Her name is Rosemary Vale.
18:23She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
18:25Her name's Thistle.
18:26And she's a freshman.
18:28Like I fucking care.
18:30I will never accept that.
18:32It's not your call.
18:34I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
18:40Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
18:43No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
18:50Not a goddamn chance in hell.
18:52But you're not quite what I pictured.
19:02I did it.
19:16I proved myself.
19:16Maybe they'll finally accept me.
19:22Well, well.
19:24Here comes our virgin queen.
19:27I'm not a virgin anymore.
19:28I-I will delete it right now.
19:41Give it to me.
19:46Huh.
19:47This is too good to delete.
19:49Imagine how pissed Rhett will be
19:51when he hears that this bitch
19:53was name-dropping him for attention.
19:54Who made our little reindeer fly?
20:10Let's go.
20:10Relax.
20:19I've got you.
20:21I was wrong about him.
20:23He's actually nice.
20:25Nothing likes the bad boy
20:26everyone talks about.
20:27He'll help me with Brittany.
20:29Right?
20:30Rhett?
20:31Would you be my date
20:32to the homecoming dancer one night?
20:37What?
20:37I can't hear you.
20:39Forget it.
20:41I'll ask another time.
20:46This is how you'll help me shake it off.
20:52You?
20:52Baking a cake.
20:57Alright.
20:59Just some tough guy
21:00with some bad temper
21:01and no hobbies.
21:02Is that the picture?
21:07Is that right?
21:10How's that taste?
21:26Sweet.
21:28Alright.
21:28Let's go.
21:29I have teamwork.
21:41Rhett?
21:42The homecoming dance
21:44is in two days.
21:45Would you
21:46maybe
21:47wanna...
21:48be careful?
21:50Now sugar.
21:53Sugar makes you happy.
21:55It's science.
22:03Anyway,
22:03what were you saying?
22:04this is the first cake
22:08anyone's ever given me.
22:14I'll never forget it.
22:16You're telling me
22:17you've never had a birthday cake?
22:19No one's ever
22:20brought me a birthday party before.
22:22Well then.
22:30Every cake
22:30needs a candle.
22:39Go ahead.
22:40She's not as bad
22:53as her mother.
22:55She's just
22:56her.
22:57So,
23:02Fire Rat
23:02isn't here yet.
23:05He's like
23:06just ten minutes late.
23:09He's probably
23:10just
23:10running late.
23:11I'll text him again.
23:12Take it back.
23:14It's not a game.
23:16There's no way
23:17you'll ever
23:18into someone
23:19who looks like
23:20a twelve years
23:21old boy.
23:22Dude,
23:26you've got to see this.
23:28Brittany's about
23:28eating her alive.
23:32Since you're
23:33so desperate
23:34for Brett's attention,
23:35why don't I
23:37help you up?
23:38No.
23:39No, let me go.
23:50Hey.
23:52Oh my god.
24:07Look at you.
24:09Oh, don't
24:09stop.
24:13So pretty.
24:14Really?
24:15Let's show
24:15everyone
24:16how gorgeous
24:17you are.
24:20Everyone,
24:21check this
24:22out.
24:23It's your
24:24eyes
24:24on
24:25Aster Heights
24:27Top Girl.
24:28He's so
24:29failed.
24:34Look how popular
24:35you are.
24:37Unfortunately,
24:38no matter
24:38how pathetic
24:39you look,
24:40Brett
24:41won't care.
24:42Because he
24:43only belongs
24:44to me.
24:44Oh,
24:45I'm so
24:45I'm so
24:46I'm so
24:47I'm so
24:47I'm so
24:47I'm so
24:48I'm so
24:49I'm so
24:49No way.
25:13Brett won't go
25:14for anyone
25:14but me.
25:16Hey.
25:17Now I heard
25:21someone's
25:22been spreading
25:22rumors that
25:23I
25:23slept with
25:25you.
25:28Great joke.
25:32Where's
25:32Brett?
25:33I mean
25:33It's
25:39showtime,
25:40liar.
25:40Oh,
25:48don't be
25:49shy now.
25:50Show us
25:51your charm.
25:53Everyone,
25:54let's give it
25:56on.
25:56Applause
25:57our new
25:58walking
25:58sex
25:59love.
25:59Dix and
26:07Stonewitz
26:08know her
26:09Sister Spuddy
26:10makes us
26:11her.
26:13Oh,
26:14you get
26:15tired so
26:15soon.
26:16We should
26:17keep you
26:17going with
26:17some carbs,
26:18eh?
26:24Yummy.
26:29great.
26:36That's so
26:37much
26:37better.
26:39Don't let her
26:40choke.
26:42There's nothing
26:42to wash it
26:43down with.
26:47Why did you
26:52lie?
26:53Is this
26:53what you
26:54wanted?
26:54Is she
26:57out of her
26:57mind?
26:58This is a
26:58gala,
26:59not a strip
26:59quote.
27:02Something
27:03doesn't feel
27:03wrong.
27:04Isn't she
27:05doing
27:05forks
27:06into this?
27:15Where are you
27:16even hiding?
27:17You've got
27:17nothing in
27:18there.
27:19She looks
27:19like a
27:20stick figure.
27:21Strip
27:21all you
27:22want,
27:22honey.
27:23No one's
27:23getting
27:23hard.
27:24so I
27:50can
27:50finally
27:51lose
27:51my
27:51virginity.
27:52Oh god,
27:56I think
27:57she's
27:57mistaking
27:57Santa
27:58for
27:58tender.
28:02Look at
28:03you.
28:04Freckles
28:05like a
28:05moon
28:05to
28:06sandwich.
28:07Even
28:07your
28:07body
28:08looks
28:08like
28:08you've
28:08used
28:09Kate to
28:09it.
28:10Let's
28:11spare
28:11Santa
28:11the
28:11tough
28:12case
28:12this
28:12year.
28:13her.
28:13So
28:29bad your
28:30virgin
28:30ass will
28:31expire
28:31before
28:31any of
28:32this
28:32do.
28:32You get
28:36your
28:36options.
28:37first
28:38strip
28:39down
28:39and ask
28:40who
28:40want to
28:41make
28:41your
28:41little
28:42person's
28:42fish
28:42country
28:43or
28:44I
28:46can
28:46print
28:47this
28:47and put
28:49it all
28:49over
28:49your
28:49neighborhood.
28:51Please don't.
28:55There is no
28:56way out
28:56of
28:57this
28:57nice
28:58why
29:00didn't you
29:00ask
29:00James?
29:02Go on!
29:05Three
29:05Two
29:10James
29:11would
29:11you
29:11Ew
29:13what
29:13the
29:14fuck
29:14I
29:15don't
29:15see
29:16other
29:16fucking
29:16characters
29:26are you
29:35okay?
29:38Where
29:38did you
29:39come
29:39from?
29:43Santa?
29:44Could
29:45it
29:45be?
29:46Did
29:47Santa
29:47send
29:47down
29:48a
29:48hot
29:48guy
29:48to
29:48be
29:48my
29:49boyfriend?
29:50You
29:51look
29:51like
29:51you
29:51need
29:51a
29:51Christmas
29:52present.
29:53Go
29:53on.
29:54Pick
29:54one.
29:55It's
29:56yours.
29:56I
30:02pick
30:02you.
30:26so
30:36Mr.
30:37Sylvia
30:38are you
30:39ready to
30:40be my
30:40reindeer?
30:41Wait
30:42how
30:42how do
30:44you know
30:45my
30:45name?
30:46Magic.
30:48No,
30:48it's
30:48right on
30:49that
30:49string
30:49card
30:49over
30:50there.
30:53Can I
30:53tell you a
30:54secret?
30:56This is my
30:56first time.
30:58I don't
30:59really know
30:59what I'm
30:59doing.
31:01Our
31:01first
31:02time?
31:03Do you
31:03not
31:04like me
31:05because
31:06I'm a
31:06virgin?
31:06Oh,
31:08it's
31:08just
31:08are
31:10you
31:11sure
31:11you
31:11want
31:11your
31:12first
31:12time
31:12to be
31:13with
31:15me?
31:18I'm
31:18sure.
31:18you
31:34leave?
31:35morning,
31:41Miss
31:41Reindeer.
31:42Last
31:42night
31:43wasn't a
31:43game to
31:43me.
31:44If you
31:45are up
31:45for more,
31:46let's
31:46see where
31:47this goes.
31:48Brett
31:48Langley.
31:50Langley?
31:53I slept
31:54with
31:54Brett
31:54Langley.
31:56The
31:56bad
31:56boy?
32:01I
32:01got
32:01remarried.
32:03You
32:04got
32:04remarried?
32:07You
32:07just
32:08buried
32:08mom
32:08a few
32:08months
32:09ago.
32:09Where's
32:09the
32:09goddamn
32:10rush
32:10to
32:10swap
32:10her
32:11out?
32:11I'm
32:11telling
32:11you
32:11not
32:12asking.
32:15Her
32:15name
32:16is
32:16Rosemary
32:16Vale.
32:18She's
32:18got a
32:18daughter
32:18that
32:18goes
32:19to
32:19your
32:19school.
32:19Names
32:20Thistle
32:20and she's
32:21a
32:21freshman.
32:22Like
32:22I
32:23fucking
32:23care.
32:24I
32:24will
32:24never
32:25accept
32:26that.
32:26It's
32:27not
32:27your
32:27call.
32:32I'm
32:32planning a
32:32family dinner
32:33next
32:33Monday.
32:33Play
32:34nice
32:35and you'll
32:36get your
32:36credit cards
32:37back.
32:37No more
32:38busting ass
32:38over these
32:39shitty jobs.
32:44Not a
32:45goddamn
32:45chance
32:46in hell.
32:46but you're
32:54not
32:55quite
32:55what I
32:56pictured.
32:56I
33:09did it.
33:10I
33:10proved
33:10myself.
33:12Maybe
33:13they'll
33:13finally
33:13accept
33:14me.
33:16Well,
33:17well.
33:18Here comes
33:19our
33:19virgin
33:20queen.
33:20not
33:21aversion
33:22anymore.
33:23I
33:24I
33:24will
33:35delay it
33:35right now.
33:36Give it to
33:37me.
33:40Huh.
33:41This is
33:42too good
33:42to
33:43delete.
33:44Imagine
33:44how
33:44pissed
33:45Rat
33:45will be
33:46when he
33:46hears that
33:47this bitch
33:47was
33:47name-dropping
33:48him for
33:48attention.
33:49who
34:01made our
34:02little
34:02reindeer
34:03cry?
34:04Let's
34:04go.
34:13Relax.
34:14I've got
34:14you.
34:15I was
34:16wrong about
34:16him.
34:17He's
34:18actually
34:18nice.
34:19nothing
34:19likes
34:20to
34:20that
34:20the
34:20way
34:20everyone
34:20talks
34:21about.
34:22He'll
34:22help
34:22me
34:22with
34:22Britney.
34:23Right?
34:24Rat?
34:26Would you
34:26be my
34:26date to
34:27the
34:27Hong Kong
34:27dance
34:27one?
34:28I
34:28can't
34:32hear you.
34:34Forget it.
34:35I'll
34:35ask another
34:36time.
34:40This
34:41is
34:41how
34:41you'll
34:41help
34:41me
34:42shake
34:42it
34:42off.
34:46You
34:46baking
34:47a
34:47cake.
34:49a
34:50cake.
34:50All right.
34:53Just some
34:54tough guy
34:54with some
34:55bad temper
34:55and no
34:56hobbies.
34:57Is that
34:57the picture?
35:01Is that
35:02right?
35:02how's
35:14that
35:14taste?
35:20It's
35:20me.
35:22All right.
35:23Let's go.
35:23Go ahead.
35:28I
35:29heard
35:29team
35:29work.
35:35Bet the
35:37homecoming
35:38dances in
35:39two days.
35:40Would you
35:40maybe
35:41want to
35:42now
35:45sugar
35:46sugar
35:48makes you
35:48happy.
35:49It's
35:50science.
35:50Anyway, what were you saying?
36:01This is the first cake anyone's ever given me
36:04Thank you
36:06I'll never forget it
36:09I'm telling you you've never had a birthday cake
36:12No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before
36:20Well then, every cake needs a candle
36:26Go ahead
36:46She's not as bad as her mother
36:48She's just her
36:51So, Firerat isn't here yet
36:58He's like, that's ten minutes late
37:02He's probably just run away
37:05I'll text him again
37:06Take it in back
37:08Ritz-Laggy
37:10There's no way you'll ever eat to someone
37:13Who looks like a 12 years old boy
37:16Dude, you've got to see this
37:22Brittany's about to eat her alive
37:24Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention
37:29Why don't I help you up?
37:32No
37:32No, let me go
37:34Oh my god
37:47Look at you
37:49Oh my god
37:50Look at you
38:03They're both dolled up
38:04So pretty
38:08Really
38:09Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are
38:12Everyone
38:15Check this out
38:17Fix your eyes
38:19On an Aston Heights top girl
38:22Please don't fail
38:24Look how popular you are
38:30Unfortunately
38:32No matter how pathetic you look
38:34Brett won't care
38:36Because he only belongs to you
39:06No way, Brett won't go for anyone but me.
39:14Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
39:22Great joke.
39:26Brett, I need...
39:32It's showtime, liar.
39:36I like only you, girl.
39:42Oh, don't be shy now. Show us your charm.
39:47Everyone, let's give a round of applause for our new walking sex symbol.
39:54Dicks and Stormwits know her.
40:02Sister's body makes us her.
40:04Oh, you get tired so soon. We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
40:12I want to say.
40:18Yummy.
40:28Great. That's so much better.
40:30Well, don't let her choke.
40:34I think there's nothing to wash it down with.
40:36I'm going to do what she done with.
40:45Why did you lie?
40:47Is this what you wanted?
40:50Is she out of her mind?
40:51This is a gala, not a strip quilt.
40:56Something doesn't feel wrong.
40:57Isn't she doing forks into this?
41:00Where are you even hiding? You've got nothing in there.
41:12She looks like a stick figure.
41:15Strip all you want, honey.
41:16No one's getting hard.
41:17No one's getting hard.
41:18My friend, so I can finally lose my virginity.
41:48Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for tender.
41:56Look at you.
41:58Freckles like a ruined sandwich.
42:00Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to...
42:04Let's bury Santa the tough case this year.
42:18Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
42:29You get two options.
42:31First, strip down and ask who want to make your little Christmas wish come true.
42:37Or...
42:38I can print this and put it all over your name with it.
42:45Please don't.
42:49There is no way out of this.
42:51Nice.
42:53Why didn't you ask James?
42:55Go on!
42:56Three.
43:03Two.
43:04James, would you...
43:06Ew, what the fuck?
43:08I don't see all the fucking characters.
43:10Are you okay?
43:11Where did you come from?
43:24Santa?
43:25Could it be?
43:26Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
43:27You look like you need a Christmas present.
43:28Go on.
43:29Pick one.
43:30It's yours.
43:32I pick you.
43:45I pick you.
43:48It's yours.
43:50I picked you.
43:53You're welcome.
43:55I'm sorry.
43:56I'm sorry.
43:57I need you.
43:59Oh, my God.
44:30So, Mrs. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
44:36Wait, how?
44:38How do you know my name?
44:40Magic.
44:42No, it's right on that string card over there.
44:47Can I tell you a secret?
44:50This is my first time.
44:53I don't really know what I'm doing.
44:55Our first time?
44:57Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
45:01No, it's just...
45:04Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
45:12I'm sure.
45:13Do you leave?
45:29Morning, Mrs. Reindeer.
45:36Last night wasn't a game to me.
45:39If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
45:42Brett Langley.
45:45Langley?
45:45I slept with Brett Langley.
45:50The bad boy?
45:55I got remarried.
45:58You got remarried?
45:59We just buried Mom a few months ago.
46:03Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
46:05I'm telling you, not asking.
46:09The name is Rosemary Vale.
46:12She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
46:14Name's Thistle.
46:15And she's a freshman.
46:16Like I fucking care.
46:18I will never accept that.
46:21It's not your call.
46:22I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
46:28Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
46:32No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
46:38Not a goddamn chance in hell.
46:48But you're not quite what I pictured.
46:52I did it.
47:04I proved myself.
47:06Maybe they'll finally accept me.
47:10Well, well.
47:13Here comes our virgin queen.
47:15I'm not a virgin anymore.
47:18I...
47:22I will delete it right now.
47:31Give it to me.
47:35This is too good to delete.
47:38Imagine how pissed Rat will be
47:40when he hears that this bitch
47:41was name-dropping him for attention.
47:43Who made our little reindeer claw?
47:58Let's go.
48:07Relax.
48:08I've got you.
48:09I was wrong about him.
48:12He's actually nice.
48:13Nothing likes the bad boy
48:14everyone talks about.
48:16He'll help me as Brittany.
48:18Right?
48:19Rat?
48:20Would you be my date
48:21to the homecoming dance on Monday?
48:25What?
48:26I can't hear you.
48:28Forget it.
48:29I'll ask another time.
48:31I'll ask another time.
48:33This is how you'll help me
48:36shake it off.
48:40You?
48:41Baking a cake.
48:46Alright.
48:47Just some tough guy
48:48with some bad temper
48:49and no hobbies.
48:51Is that the picture?
48:55Is that right?
48:56How's that taste?
49:14Speed.
49:16Alright.
49:17Let's go.
49:23I have teamwork.
49:26The homecoming dance
49:33is in two days.
49:34Would you
49:34maybe
49:35want to
49:37Now sugar.
49:41Sugar makes you happy.
49:44It's science.
49:51Anyway,
49:52what were you saying?
49:53This is the first cake
49:57anyone's ever given me.
50:02I'll never forget it.
50:05You're telling me
50:05you've never had
50:06a birthday cake?
50:08No one's ever
50:09brought me
50:09a birthday party before.
50:16Well then,
50:18every cake
50:19needs a candle.
50:21Go ahead.
50:41She's not as bad
50:42as her mother.
50:44She's just
50:45her.
50:46So,
50:50Firerat isn't here yet.
50:53He's like
50:54just ten minutes late.
50:58He's probably
50:58just
50:59been late.
51:00I'll
51:00I'll
51:00text him again.
51:01Take it in
51:02fast.
51:03Ritz-laggy.
51:05There's no way
51:06you'll ever
51:06eat
51:07to someone
51:07who looks
51:08like a
51:08twelve years
51:10old boy.
51:11Dude,
51:15you've got to
51:16see this.
51:17Brittany's about
51:17to eat her alive.
51:21Since you're
51:21so desperate
51:23for rest
51:23attention,
51:24why don't
51:25I help you up?
51:27No.
51:27No,
51:28let me go.
51:28Oh my god.
51:56Look at you.
51:57Oh,
51:57don't
51:58dove.
52:01So pretty,
52:03really.
52:04Let's
52:04show everyone
52:05how gorgeous
52:06you are.
52:09Everyone,
52:10check this
52:11out.
52:12Fix your
52:13eyes
52:13on
52:14Aston
52:15Heights
52:15Top
52:16Girl.
52:17Please
52:17don't
52:18fail.
52:22Look how
52:23popular you
52:24are.
52:25Unfortunately,
52:27no matter
52:27how pathetic
52:28you look,
52:29Rat
52:29won't
52:30care.
52:31Because he
52:32only belongs
52:32to me.
52:33Oh,
52:34love.
52:34No way.
53:01Pret won't go for anyone bug me.
53:04Hi.
53:05Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you.
53:17Great joke.
53:21Rhett, I need...
53:27It's showtime, liar.
53:31Oh, don't be shy now.
53:38Show us your charm.
53:41Everyone!
53:43Let's give a round of applause for our new walking sex symbol.
53:50Dix and Stonewitz know her.
53:57Sister Spuddy makes us her.
54:00Oh, you get tired so soon.
54:04We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
54:07Let's go.
54:08Let's go.
54:09Yummy.
54:10Great.
54:11That's so much better.
54:12Don't let her choke.
54:13I think there's something to wash it down with.
54:14Why did you lie?
54:15Is this what you wanted?
54:16No.
54:17No.
54:18No.
54:19No.
54:20No.
54:21No.
54:22No.
54:23Is she out of her mind?
54:24This is a gala, not a strip club.
54:30Something doesn't feel wrong.
54:31Isn't she being focused into this?
54:33No.
54:34No.
54:35No.
54:36No.
54:37No.
54:38No.
54:39No.
54:40No.
54:41No.
54:42No.
54:43No.
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