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Hell University 2026 Episode 9
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00:01TINESTING
00:02SINURI
00:04SINIYASAT
00:05SA SHIELD SOAP
00:06PATAY
00:06ANG 99.9%
00:08NANG BAKTERYA
00:09AT VIRUS
00:10BILI BO MGA NURBS
00:11AT SI MAMI?
00:12IWANA AKO SA SHIELD
00:13SHIELD
00:13ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP
00:15ACS
00:20Poha, attorney!
00:21Poha, attorney!
00:22Poha, attorney!
00:22Poha, attorney!
00:23Poha, attorney!
00:23Poha, attorney!
00:28Poha, attorney!
00:29Dizimokakayanin ibigay
00:30ang Thankto ka laking pera
00:31Sa Pamilya mo
00:32HAYAP KA TALAAGA, attorney!
00:34Crafts like you caught what you wanted
00:35That's what districalates
00:36The powerful from the poor
00:39Poha!
00:41Pahusa!
00:45Nandito po kayong ngayon
00:46Sa Afterlife Relay Center
00:48Dito po, dumadaan lahat na mga pumapanaw
00:51Maaari naming kaing
00:52Ibalik sa mundo ng mga buhay
00:54Mapubuhay ako sa katawan ang ibang tao
00:56For a month
00:59Come on, come on, come on, come on!
01:02Okay, so I am poor and married.
01:07Mom!
01:08Who are you?
01:10You!
01:11You made me a mother of not just one, but two!
01:16Hi!
01:18I'm so hungry.
01:19Are you hungry?
01:21Excuse me, I don't cook.
01:23I'm too important to cook.
01:25You're the married Jaja!
01:26Are you hungry?
01:28It's every time!
01:31Come on in with me.
01:32You're hungry!
01:33You're hungry!
01:36You're hungry!
01:36I'm so hungry!
01:37How many years have I been to you?
01:38Why did I ask you to ask you?
01:41This is not my life.
01:42I'm not alive.
01:43She's in you now.
01:45Jen!
01:46Are you hungry?
01:48I love you.
01:50You're going to get your husband.
01:51You're going to marry her.
01:54What?
01:55You're hungry!
01:56You're hungry!
01:56You're hungry!
01:57You're hungry!
01:58You're hungry!
01:59You're hungry!
02:00What are the kids?
02:01Jaja, they're not eating at the beginning!
02:05I'm a man.
02:09I'm a man.
02:11Is that you're hungry?
02:12Do you want to go here?
02:14Are you okay?
02:16Ah!
02:16The kids!
02:17It's not enough.
02:18Why?
02:19Why are my sick?
02:21I'm a man.
02:22They're the ones who were not getting sick.
02:27You can't get sick.
02:30You can't get sick.
02:30Why do you want to die?
02:30You don't want them to be a good person.
02:34It's not enough.
02:35I'm so 61.
02:36You can hold it when you don't lose it.
02:46I'm sorry, vegan.
02:48I'm a human.
02:49I'm a human.
02:50I'm a human.
02:50I'm a human.
02:51Huh?
02:57Tell me if you're in the laboratory.
03:06I'm a human.
03:07I'm not going to die.
03:08But I'm not going to die.
03:11We can't save everyone, Miss Shawn.
03:18I'm not going to die.
03:21There's no one here.
03:22Even me.
03:26Who are you?
03:28We didn't have a human, right?
03:32Huh?
03:33Happy birthday!
03:36Happy birthday!
03:39Happy birthday!
03:41Happy birthday to you!
03:45Favorite day, Zane.
03:47Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53You're a human!
03:58Why are you happy?
04:00Why are you happy?
04:04It's not bad, right?
04:06What do you need?
04:08I knew there was something about your smile.
04:11Happy birthday.
04:13See you.
04:15Do you find Bloody Wink a little boring?
04:17Then let's play a game.
04:20Para maging masaya ang Bloody Wink,
04:23tignan nyo ang lockers nyo.
04:26Oh!
04:29Oh!
04:33Oh!
04:33Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:48Oh!
04:48Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:54Oh!
04:55Oh!
04:55Oh!
04:57Oh!
04:58Oh!
04:59Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:03Oh!
05:03Oh!
05:04Oh!
05:05Oh!
05:06Oh!
05:07Oh!
05:07Oh!
05:07Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:12I am a yellow
05:14You are red
05:17You are red
05:21You are red
05:30I am red
05:33I am red
05:35I am red
05:37I am red
05:38I am red
16:19Mr.
16:22Yes.
16:27I'm a part of my body.
16:31They're all bullshit.
16:39They are not my queen.
16:44Isa lang ang gusto kong maging Reyna.
16:51Can you be my queen?
16:58Can you be my queen?
17:00I'll just be my queen.
17:03Come on.
17:04Come on.
17:06Okay.
17:07Dad!
17:07Oh!
17:09Wait a minute.
17:10Wait a minute.
17:10What's going on?
17:16Mad, you're a lot of pain.
17:19No.
17:19I had a stress test before in practice.
17:23It's not.
17:26I'm sorry.
17:29Can I have a hug?
17:32No, no, no.
17:34Oh.
17:36Hey.
17:37Gaya.
17:38Hey.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:42Come on.
17:43Come on.
17:55Come on.
17:57Come on.
17:58Come on.
17:59Come on.
18:02Come on.
18:04Come on.
18:04Come on.
18:04May alam akong isang kwento.
18:07Hinik to.
18:08Kinukwento palagi ni Ate Alison para sakin.
18:11Hinik?
18:12Sige na?
18:13Hmm.
18:15May isang bubae.
18:17Hindi siya sikat.
18:20At hindi din siya sosyal.
18:22Pero mag-iit siya.
18:26May stepmom siya at dalawang stepsisters.
18:29Sila naman masama ang galing nila.
18:33Lagi siyang inaapay.
18:36Dahil dito,
18:39naging insecure siya.
18:41She felt insignificant.
18:44Dahil dito,
18:48she felt invisible her whole life.
18:54Pero one night,
18:57may ikinanap na isang ball
18:59palapit sa village nila.
19:02Kaso,
19:03di siya sinap.
19:08Kaya parang nananik ko na to.
19:11May mix nga kasi to.
19:13Parang may mix?
19:16In best na glass slippers,
19:18ang suot niya.
19:19Slippers.
19:20Tapos,
19:21sasakay muna siya ng tricycle
19:23bago to maging golden coach.
19:26Pusta?
19:27Use your imagination na lang.
19:46Pusta?
19:50Pusta?
19:54Slippers.
19:58Slippers.
19:59Slippers.
19:59Slippers.
20:00Kaya rin pinat.
20:01Slippers.
20:02George.
20:03De siya.
20:03Mga pangalat na nila.
20:04Sa niya, man.
20:25night
20:26For once
20:31I don't feel the girl that she's invisible
20:40But he told me to Matt
20:43He has only one role
20:46Before he takes the whole night
20:48he needs to leave
20:51Of course, Matt's
20:54But that didn't stop them from having fun
20:58They were so angry
21:00They were so angry
21:01They were so angry
21:04They were so angry
21:07They were so angry
21:08They had each other
21:09Even if it was just for one night
21:14Wait
21:14I know that the next thing
21:17At least the original
21:19But
21:21Okay, what's the ending?
21:25They lived happily ever after
21:29They lived happily ever after
21:33They loved each other
21:34They loved each other
21:37Yes, Matt
21:39Nice story
21:40Nice story
21:41But
21:42It's a different reality
21:44Even if you've been known for a long time
21:47If you've been with one person
21:49Sometimes
21:50You've got to know each other
21:52And you've got to see each other
21:53And you've got to see each other
21:55Right?
21:56I'm I've been
22:03I'm targeting
22:04So
22:14Who better
22:16Your heart
22:16No
22:19Promise me
22:20Sin?
22:27Promise what?
22:41Why are you saying this up here?
22:45I don't want to see you again.
22:49I don't want to see you again.
22:52I don't want to see you again.
22:54I don't want to see you again.
22:57It's okay now.
23:00Good night.
23:01See you.
23:27I'm sorry.
23:32I don't want to see you again.
23:32Yes.
24:17Hindi yun nakakatawa.
24:19Alam ko.
24:20Paalis naman na dapat talaga ako eh.
24:23Kaso nakita kita.
24:27Asan sila?
24:30Ay yun.
24:37Sino yung kasama ni Van?
24:40Si Leah.
24:44Ano?
24:46I know what you're thinking.
24:50Alam mo?
24:51Tulungan mo na lang kaya akong hanapin yung iba, no?
24:59So...
25:00Ano?
25:03Sinong nabunod mo sa papel?
25:08Anonymous.
25:11May mga bagay na hindi na dapat tayo malaman.
25:17Can you kill him?
25:27Ano?
25:30Why not?
25:33Kung yun na lang ang paraan para mabuhay.
25:37Talaga?
25:40Can you do that?
25:42Ah...
25:44Yes.
25:46Alam mo?
25:47Ito yung disadvantage pag ikaw yung joker ng grupo, no?
25:51Talagang hindi nyo na talaga ako siniseryoso.
25:53Sirong, kilala kita.
25:56Hindi mo kaya matay.
25:59Boy, bakit?
26:00Ikaw ba?
26:03Ewan ko.
26:06I mean...
26:08Sinong nabunod mo?
26:18Hindi maganda yan.
26:19Alam ba yan ni Matt?
26:22Last night siya ito gabi eh.
26:25Hindi ko nga makausap na maayos.
26:26Nag isang bote pa naman.
26:29Straight.
26:32Uy!
26:34Si Mio!
26:35Mia!
26:36Mia!
26:38Mia!
26:40Mia!
26:40Mia!
26:44Napunapin na!
26:49Mia!
26:50Mia!
26:51Mio!
26:51Mia mata!
26:52Mia!
26:54I 25!
26:58Anna!
27:00Mia!
27:03Mia!
27:03Mia!
27:04Ah身 ola
27:12Mia.
27:14Ya
27:27Hey, are you okay?
27:33You got me.
27:36I'm not going to go.
27:38I'm not going to go.
27:39Let's go, Jerome.
27:41But how is he?
27:43We're going to go, Jerome.
27:45Let's go.
27:47Please.
27:52Please.
27:53Please.
27:54Please, come on.
27:54Mia, what's going on?
27:57Lolo.
27:59Let's go.
28:01Lola.
28:02Lola.
28:03What's going on here?
28:04Let's go.
28:05What's going on here?
28:07What's going on here?
28:08It's a clinic, right?
28:09It's about this, but it's closed now.
28:11This is an emergency.
28:12This is an emergency.
28:13How are you going to go?
28:14How are you going to go?
28:17Please.
28:17I'm sorry, but it's an emergency.
28:23Bugs!
28:24You're not going to go!
28:26Mia!
28:27Please.
28:28Please.
28:29I'm going to go!
28:30Bugs!
28:32Bugs!
28:33Please.
28:33Please.
28:34Please.
28:35Please.
28:37Please.
28:39Please.
28:44Please.
28:44Please.
28:45Please.
28:47Please.
28:48Please.
28:50Please.
28:51Please.
28:52Please.
28:52Please.
28:53Please.
29:01Please.
29:05Please.
29:06Please.
29:06Please.
29:07Please.
29:08Please.
29:08Please.
29:08Please.
29:10Please.
29:11The clinic of Mia Duguan is locked because of the law of violence.
29:16If we don't have any help, we will die.
29:21I really don't have time for this. I can't help you, Michelle.
29:25Please, I'm pregnant!
29:29Anyways, where are we?
29:32Michelle!
29:39Michelle!
29:39Don't let the food!
29:42You're breaking the number one rule.
29:47That's the knife.
29:48I'm sorry.
29:50That's the knife!
29:51Michelle!
29:56You're right.
29:57You're right.
30:01If I'm with you,
30:03you're going to take me to the right,
30:05not the wrong reason.
30:06If we're going to debate,
30:09where's the clinic?
30:11Where's the help?
30:13It's not just Mia who needs to learn,
30:17but there are many teachers,
30:19and many other teachers.
30:21The answer is the answer.
30:24This is too much, Ace!
30:28I can only do so much, Michelle.
30:35Even I can't override the orders of the headmistress.
30:39But,
30:40for your friends,
30:42maybe I can make an exception.
30:48But you understand, right?
30:51What's your answer?
30:52No, I don't know what's your answer.
30:55You see,
30:56but you can't confuse the plane at me at the same time.
30:59You don't know what's your answer, no?
31:02What do you think?
31:03Like just a suspension and everything right now?
31:06Frutzi!
31:07Enough.
31:11Oh, Ms. Shawn.
31:15I'm sure you'll keep this.
31:17Yes.
31:19And if she's me, she will do the same.
31:25Okay.
31:28I'll be with you.
31:32But,
31:35keep this.
31:37Mas kailangan mo yan.
31:39Lalo na pagkatapos ang ginawa mo.
31:55Nurse, chef!
31:56Open the doors!
31:58Now!
32:02Resume your duties.
32:04Going operational na clinic.
32:05Pero Supremo, utos ni Badang Violet.
32:07Malinaw naman yung sinabi ko, di ba?
32:08May pasinig gilaan ng tulong, oh!
32:10Marami pong sugatan, mapupuna ang...
32:12Siya lang ang gagamutin mo.
32:13Huwag ka magpapasok ng iba.
32:30Na-apply pressure.
32:40Sige, te mong gilip ka.
32:43Mia.
32:44Mia.
32:49Mia.
32:50Me la pinta, Mia.
32:51No, no, no.
33:21No, no, no.
34:03No, no, no.
34:09No, no, no.
34:39No, no, no.
35:06No, no, no.
35:09No, no, no.
35:11No, no, no.
35:40No, no, no.
35:46No, no, no.
35:48No, no, no.
36:02No, no, no.
36:15No, no, no.
36:41No, no, no.
36:46No, no, no.
36:47No, no, no.
37:01No, no, no.
37:37No, no, no.
37:50No, no, no, no.
38:08No, no, no.
38:13No, no, no, no.
38:14No, no, no, no.
39:08No, no, no, no.
39:43No, no, no, no.
39:48No, no, no, no, no.
40:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
40:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
41:04No, no, no, no, no.
41:19No, no, no, no, no.
42:10No, no, no, no, no.
42:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
43:31no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:53Oh!
43:56Oh!
44:00Wow!
44:04Let's go!
44:07Let's go!
44:08Let's go!
44:12Magandang kami sa inyo!
44:19Marunong ba kayong magbilang, mga kaibigan?
44:23Noong unang buwan, sampu lang tayo rito.
44:28Ngayon?
44:30Isa!
44:32Dalawa!
44:34Tatlo!
44:38Hindi na natin matatapos to kung bibilangin ko pa kayo isa-isa!
44:47Atin ang gabing ito hanggat kaya niyong magbilang!
44:50Atin ang pasilyo!
44:52Pakurat at mga classroom!
44:55Ilang taon tayong pinatahimik.
44:58Ilang gabing nating pinanood ang mga kasama nating mamatay.
45:01Pero ngayon...
45:05Subukan lang nila!
45:08Oh!
45:15Oh!
45:16Oh!
45:17Oh!
45:18Oh!
45:18Oh!
45:23Oh!
45:30Oh!
45:31Nilaranig niyo ako!
45:32Ilalabas ko kayo!
45:39Hulad ni Moises
45:41na nagbukas ng dagat,
45:44bubuksan natin!
45:46Bubuksan natin ang pader na to!
45:49It's not today, it's not tomorrow, but it's not going to happen.
45:54So, my friends, trust me!
45:59Yes!
46:07But to continue, I need to go back to my side.
46:14I need a strong head of my head!
46:20I can't wait!
46:26Today, I'm the new leader of Black Blood Gang!
46:34I can't wait!
46:41I can't wait!
46:41I can't wait!
46:41What's the guy, man?
46:42Mara, I've got you!
46:45Ah!
46:46We've got Will!
46:47Oh, no!
47:17Zin?
47:19Sino sila? Anong kailangan nila sa'yo?
47:22Nag-aalap ng gulo.
47:24Anong nanginigin din?
47:33Lakot.
47:53Let's go!
47:54Oh!
47:57Oh!
47:59Oh!
48:02Oh!
48:03Oh!
49:34Keep secrets.
49:44Hey!
49:46Hey!
49:48What's your name?
49:50You're your name, right?
49:53I already know.
49:56Hey!
50:00You're a lot of things, Michonne.
50:02But I didn't think Corny was gonna be one of them.
50:08You're...
50:09You're...
50:10I really don't know what you're talking about.
50:13Damn it!
50:15Michonne!
50:16Get this little shit off of me!
50:19Are you...
50:20Afraid of crap?
50:25Why do...
50:27Feelings...
50:28Suddenly change?
50:34The weak have no place here.
50:37I can take care of myself.
50:42I'll be the judge of that.
50:56I can take care of myself.
50:58I'll be the judge of my life.
51:05I'm not going to take care of myself.
51:06I'm not going to take care of myself.
51:09I can take care of myself.
51:10Kumagsipa sa letro ng pangbatigan ngayon
51:12Dala kuyan ako'y mananatili ng labi
51:15Kiyo kiyo kiyo
51:16Wala't ang halian at saka hapunan
51:18Patay ka pedo sa mikropon o hanggang sapitan
51:21Birman ng araw pero di pa rin natitigilan
51:23Di pa na hukubos maglawan yung pipisipan
51:26Amo na, adi na, para di rin magbita
51:29Klaro, bawat pabit yas ng letro, walang aksaya
51:31So, abing mga tula, makikita ng mata
51:34Nagtupak ang salita, di ba halita
51:36Kahit ang nagawin, masarap sa tenga
51:38Lalo na pag ako, nakaisip ng ideya
51:41Ganto ang yan ipag aming tinaanan
51:43Ayon ang sabit, ino ang isa
51:46Ito'y hitam, lakit, pag-arama
51:48Di na nainisi sa inig, warang manaiba
51:51Nahigot ka ka, ilag isa na, kahirakon ka manda
51:53Imakisabay, pangwara't ka makalala
51:56Mga dut, makawala, hida ako ni sabi na
51:59Pipita, abaga ko
52:00Kikanusang bisay, santudminda no
52:02Pero mandala ko na, wala'y makupukong
52:04Kikirako ko, pisa
52:06Anong palat, ang halin at tsaka hapunan
52:08Pada'y gabedo sa mikrofon
52:10Oh, nang sabitan
52:11Na naman ang araw, pero di pa rin atitigilan
52:13Canaan na ang araw, pa rin atitigilan
52:14Ininoy na ang pénis, matlo ang TV EverythingSaya
52:16Anong kinda lang ang halin at tsaka hapunan
52:18Pada'y gabedo sa mikrofon
52:20Oh, nang sabitan
52:21Nanang araw, pero di pa rin atitigilan
52:23Ininoy na ang TVSaya
52:26Canaan na ang timis, matlo ang TV EverythingSaya
52:35I don't think I'm going to be a guy
52:37Still got impressed
52:38Headed alamat on my chest
52:39Got a different type of trash
52:41Boy, I don't need a flex
52:42With the sounds to the rest
52:43Again, I'm not going to read the headline
52:45You get to come in
52:46Pick up the pace, show me your face
52:47Para malaman lo
52:48Sino me takes, cast me his ace
52:50Para malaman lo
52:51Because the day he's out with him
52:52At the end of the night
52:53See me in my place, sit up, sit up, sit up
52:55I see you guys
52:56Bama, di makawala
52:57Luma kito sa Pinas
52:59Kip ita, balikat ko
53:00Mula lujur, bisay, isang gaming danong
53:02Kitsandala ko yan
53:03Ako'y mananasin, yung dahi puto
53:05Pinaw ita
53:06Ayon't ang alat ang halihan at sa kahaponan
53:08Baday ka pwedong sa mikropon o hanggang sa titan
53:11Naman ng araw pero di pa rin natitigilan
53:13Pinaw lang mo pumapod ko yung pipigilan
53:23Pinaw ita
53:24Pinaw ita
53:25Pinaw ita
53:25Pinaw ita
53:26Pinaw ita
53:26Pinaw ita
53:26Pinaw ita
53:27Pinaw ita
53:28Pinaw ita
53:31Pinaw ita
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