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Steal S01E01 2026
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00:00You
01:00Hey, it's Donny. Where are you?
01:02I'm in the loo. I've got a nosebleed.
01:04Oh.
01:05You hung over?
01:07What?
01:08You told me you get nosebleeds when you're hung over.
01:12What do you want, Donny?
01:14I'm in reception with a myrtle clerk.
01:30Hey, Donny.
01:52Myrtle, I'm so sorry.
02:20It's fine.
02:22Are you okay?
02:23You've got...
02:24Oh, yeah, I just had a nice break this morning.
02:27Okay, let me show you around and then we'll get you set up at your desk.
02:32We met Donny.
02:33He's our receptionist slash concierge slash mother superior.
02:38Let me show you the nice bit first.
02:41Well, we're a fiduciary pension fund manager, which means organizations give us their pension
02:46money to invest, so like private companies, government departments, unions too for lower
02:52income workers.
02:53We take that money, we invest it, and that's pretty much all you need to know.
03:00This is the client prepping meeting area, which means that's where all the good biscuits
03:06are.
03:09It's literally the only reason why I brought you here.
03:13Oh.
03:14Yeah.
03:15I'm out, right?
03:16Look, don't let them catch you in here, it's shocking the fence.
03:20Oh, yeah, yeah!
03:39This is us.
03:42Oh, that is the investment committee.
03:44That is the investment committee. They're the team that get paid the mega bucks to decide what we invest in
03:56I really like sugar. Plus it's free. Free sugar, you know what I mean?
04:02Myrtle, this is Luke. He works with us on the trade processing.
04:05Nice to meet you, Myrtle.
04:07So this is it. Trade processing.
04:11Jewel in the crown of the operation system.
04:14On my first day on the job, the person who showed me around told me that every day you spend in operations is a day of your career you've wasted.
04:22And also your life.
04:23Yeah, that was me.
04:24Yeah, I thought I'd pass it on.
04:26Oh, thanks.
04:28No worries.
04:29The job is...
04:31Not to die of order.
04:41...
04:43...
04:44...
04:45...
04:45...
04:47...
04:48Oh, my God.
05:18Oh, my God.
05:48Oh, my God.
06:18Oh, my God.
06:48Oh, my God.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:20Oh, your feet.
07:22Hands in the air.
07:23Hands in the air.
07:25Hands in the air.
07:26Oh, you motherfucking ass.
07:29Hands in the air.
07:33Basta, go.
07:34Go.
07:35Toilet's clear.
07:36Halt!
07:36Halt!
07:37You!
07:37Halt!
07:38Ladies and gentlemen, if you do exactly what I say when I say it, you won't get hurt.
07:42If you don't do what I say when I say it, you will be shot.
07:46If you have any communication devices on you, phones, tablets, I want you to take them out,
07:50I want you to hold them high in the air above your head.
07:52Do it now.
07:54Once you have your phones in the air above your head, I want you to move slowly towards
07:57the conference room this way.
07:59When you get to the conference room, I need you to put your devices in this grey bin one
08:03by one.
08:03Move.
08:04Move!
08:05In the air!
08:06Above your head.
08:06One by one!
08:07If you have phones, put them in the air.
08:11Above your head.
08:12Move.
08:22Move.
08:23Above your head.
08:27Keep moving.
08:29Find above your head.
08:32Move.
08:32That's a Sig Sauer MPX K. You fire that off in here, and everyone will hear it from
08:38the fifth floor to the tenth. And the people in the building's opposite.
08:46Security will lock us down, and you will be trapped here before you can even get to the
08:49lifts.
08:49You're not stupid enough to shoot that off in here.
08:50You're not stupid enough to shoot that in here.
08:54I doubt you even bothered loading it.
08:56We don't have to fire our guns to kill you with them.
08:58I'm not stupid enough to shoot that off in here.
09:04Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:12And if you want to do it!
09:14You'll get them secure!
09:15I'm secure!
09:22Keep moving.
09:23MOVE!
09:24Just move!
09:25MOVE!!
09:25MOVE!
09:26DON'T LOOK AT HIM!
09:27JUST MOVE!
09:28MOVE!
09:28Move.
09:29Keep moving.
09:30Move.
09:31Move.
09:32Now.
09:33Get up.
09:34Follow them.
09:35Come on.
09:36Get on with it.
09:37Move it.
09:38Hands.
09:39Hands.
09:40Right.
09:41Everybody on the floor.
09:42Keep your hands above your heads or I can see them.
09:44Slowly.
09:47Comfiture is secure.
09:49Antenna up on the satellite phone.
09:55Location is secure.
09:59Anyone in the trade processing team, stand up.
10:16Why did you tell her to sit down?
10:19It's her first day.
10:21She's an intern.
10:23She's what?
10:30You've got access to the trading system.
10:34What about the rest of you?
10:37Who's the most senior?
10:40I understand.
10:42I understand.
10:43You too.
10:44Come here.
10:45Take me to your desks now.
10:47Everyone else stay down.
10:49Take a seat.
10:50Desk.
10:51It's got the details of six trades on it.
11:04Source accounts, destination accounts, sizes.
11:05I want you to load them all up into the trading system.
11:09Uh, uh, so no, that won't, that won't work.
11:10Just load up the trades.
11:11All right.
11:12Cheers.
11:13Cheers.
11:14Cheers.
11:15Cheers.
11:16Cheers.
11:17Cheers.
11:18over.
11:19Cheers.
11:20What the hell?
11:21Here's Mr.
11:22Come here.
11:35Cheers.
11:36Cheers.
11:37Thanks, sirlow.
11:38Hello.
11:39This is over four billion pounds.
11:55These are people's pensions.
11:56This is social workers, police, doctors.
11:58And they don't detract.
12:07Right.
12:09Oh, shit.
12:16I'm so sorry.
12:19I heard this.
12:21Sorry.
12:23Shit, sorry.
12:27You can do this.
12:36They're caught in traffic too?
12:37No, I tame them.
12:39Three council trains and the next trains were so packed I couldn't get on.
12:42Yeah, I got stuck in a cab for 40 minutes.
12:44I don't think that's going to do anything like that.
12:45Why the fuck do they get rid of the buttons?
12:47I'm late for the bloody investment committee.
12:51Level 27.
12:52Doors opening.
12:57Incoming.
12:58Where's Donnie?
12:59I'm not sure.
13:00I'm not sure.
13:00Temp agency sent me.
13:01I'm not sure.
13:02Temp agency sent me.
13:04I'm not, huh.
13:11There you go.
13:14See?
13:15I'm not sure.
13:16I'm not sure.
13:16I'm not sure.
13:16There you go.
13:17It goes back to theian.
13:17He's not aware of that.
13:22I'm not sure.
13:23It doesn't make the noise.
13:23But here it is.
13:28Is my sleep.
13:29Phones, now.
13:39Get on your knees.
13:46Okay.
13:49That's all done. It's loading.
13:51Commit the trades.
13:54I can't, I...
13:55Commit them.
13:59USP.
14:14Trades have gone through.
14:17And I'm signed off by the committee.
14:20Everyone with authorisation to sign off trades, raise your hands.
14:29The system needs three people to sign off a trade?
14:42Yeah.
14:43Go and get your laptop on the sideboard.
14:45Six new trades have just been entered into your trading system.
14:56I want you to approve them all and send them along.
14:59Yeah, clearing out our cash account.
15:01Hang on a second.
15:02That's people's pensions.
15:02What's your name?
15:10George Cartwright.
15:12George Cartwright.
15:20Now tell me, George Cartwright.
15:22Would you say it's an intelligent man who argues of an intruder holding a semi-automatic assault weapon?
15:27No.
15:29No.
15:31No.
15:34Approve the trades.
15:43You're next.
15:44If I get away with this, it's not us who holds the money.
15:53It's our custodian bank.
15:54And as soon as...
15:54Just sign them off.
16:04Right.
16:05We need one more of you.
16:09How about the afternoon shift?
16:11We need one more of you.
16:41Well done here.
16:44Trades should be pinging back to you now.
16:46Received.
16:47Trades have been approved.
16:51I can't.
16:53They need to be checked by a second member of the team.
16:56I can't do anything.
16:58Good job we brought you along then.
16:59Good job we brought you along then.
17:11Okay.
17:22That's it.
17:23All done.
17:24Trades have been sent to the custodian bank.
17:26Yeah, but...
17:27They'll know that we've never sent money to those accounts before,
17:29so they're going to call and ask what's going on.
17:31He'll be here to tell them.
17:33So we wait.
17:34The door is opening.
17:47Where's Dominic?
17:48Oh, I don't know.
17:49I just got sent by the temp agency.
17:52Here's your morning's post and parcels and, er...
17:55Assorted bollocks.
17:56You got a name then?
18:01Claire.
18:02Oh, lovely.
18:02My daughter's a Claire.
18:04Proper English name.
18:06It's French.
18:07You got kids?
18:09Yeah.
18:10Two.
18:11Boy and a girl.
18:13Lovely.
18:14All right.
18:15Um...
18:15See you later.
18:29Heh heh.
18:36Wait.
18:38Forgot one.
18:39Heh heh.
18:45Doors closing.
19:11Hello, Lockmill Capital.
19:12Claire speaking.
19:13How can I help?
19:15You ready?
19:19This is it.
19:21Custodian bank.
19:22Received.
19:23Keep them on hold.
19:30The custodian bank's on the line.
19:32The net rings.
19:33I want you to answer it.
19:33Put it on speaker.
19:35I want you to assure them that all the trades are legit.
19:37No heroics.
19:38No secret messages.
19:39Understand?
19:41Once you've assured them,
19:42I want you to ask them to transfer the money immediately.
19:45Understand?
19:48Yeah.
19:50Are you ready?
19:55Put them through.
19:57Put them through now.
19:57Put them through now.
19:58It's going to go to boys.
20:12It's going to go to boys.
20:16Lockmill Capital.
20:29How can I help?
20:30Hello.
20:32Sorry.
20:32Zara?
20:33All right, Warren. Luke has just nipped to the loo. Are you all right?
20:42Yeah. Are you all right?
20:46Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just really hungover. I went out with Luke and Chi to the Gladstone last night.
20:56Oh, yeah? Late one?
20:58Gee, bless off for a Tinder. It's just getting old, you know, these fucking hangovers.
21:04Tell me about it. I just got the trades you guys sent through. I've never seen these accounts before. BVI, right? What are they?
21:14It's just some new hedge funds we're getting into.
21:19Pretty big amounts for new hedge fund investments. Four billion.
21:23Yep. Yeah. Yeah, well, it's just a bunch of funds from a manager we're already invested with.
21:32I mean, you know what Cartwright's like. I mean, cut price management fees for seed capital. He's all over it.
21:40Yeah, that's Cartwright. You got all the AML in order?
21:44Yeah. Um, listen, I was supposed to send these over yesterday, but we sort of left early for the pub.
21:53But if they don't go through ASAP, I'm going to be in some serious shit.
21:58So if you could please just put them through as soon as you put the phone down, please.
22:03Yeah, yeah. I just need to check something.
22:17Zara?
22:18Yeah?
22:19We're all good. I'll put them through today.
22:22Brilliant. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
22:25No worries. Take care.
22:27Okay, bye.
22:28Okay. That's it. He's sending them over.
22:32You can, uh, go now.
22:35We're not leaving until we see the money arrive in our account.
22:40Um, that could take hours.
22:43Fifteen to thirty minutes if your pal at the bank puts the trades through now.
22:46Will you wait?
22:58I don't fall to the bank.
23:00I don't need them jelly.
23:01I don't need them.
23:05I have not to call them so that they can never die forever.
23:11Let me land on.
23:16When you see a close dove, you wave to사.
23:17Shhhhhh
23:33Hey!
23:34Hey!
23:37We can signal.
23:40Why not?
23:41Just let them take the money and leave.
23:43How do we know they're going to leave?
23:47How do we know they're not going to kill us all before they go?
23:58Why would they do that?
24:00Because we're witnesses.
24:02At least if the police turn up, we've got a chance.
24:17How do we know they are going to be okay?
24:35I don't know what's going on.
25:05No, no, no, no.
25:35Did anyone in the other building see you?
26:05If someone saw you, tell me now.
26:08You'll be safer that way.
26:10But if you say no, the police turn up.
26:14Then we're in a hostage situation and I will kill you.
26:20Understand?
26:20So, I did something to see you.
26:34I said no one saw.
26:50You believe him?
26:52No, he was lying.
26:54Two minutes in Sequoia, mate.
26:55If I'm right, we need to leave now.
26:57But we are bored and the trade might not go through.
26:59We need to make a decision.
27:05What's going on?
27:06We might have to abort.
27:07Abort?
27:09Are you fucking nuts?
27:11What if they call back?
27:12What if they don't?
27:13We planned for this.
27:14The plan was, if a message gets out, we abort.
27:17We walk out of here.
27:18First thing they do is cancel the trades.
27:20We don't know if a message got out.
27:22Wait.
27:23Burley, run a check on the building opposite for activity.
27:2526th floor of the laden hall.
27:48Three people were at the window.
27:50They're watching us.
27:51They spotted me.
27:52We need to abort.
27:53It's already four minutes since they saw it.
27:55Wait.
27:57Money's been transferred.
27:58I can leave now.
28:01Get up!
28:02Now!
28:03Into the conference room!
28:04Quick!
28:05Move!
28:05Move!
28:05Move!
28:05Move!
28:06Move!
28:06Move!
28:07Move!
28:07Move!
28:07Move!
28:08Move!
28:09Move!
28:10Move!
28:11Move!
28:11Move!
28:12Move!
28:12Move!
28:13Move!
28:14Move!
28:15Move!
28:16Move!
28:17Move!
28:18Move!
28:19Move!
28:20Move!
28:21Move!
28:22Move!
28:23Move!
28:24Move!
28:25Move!
28:26Move!
28:27Move!
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28:29Move!
28:30Move!
28:31Move!
28:32Move!
28:33Move!
28:34Move!
28:35Move!
28:36Move!
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28:46Move!
28:47Move!
28:48Move!
28:49Move!
28:50Move!
28:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:02Dropbox, drop zero one.
29:03Drop, leave it back.
29:05Dropbox, drop zero one.
29:07Receive.
29:08Police!
29:09Police!
29:10Dropbox, drop zero three.
29:12Dropbox, drop zero three.
29:14Copy that.
29:21Do you want two more?
29:23What?
29:24No!
29:25No!
29:26No!
29:27No!
29:28No!
29:29No!
29:38No!
29:41No!
29:42No!
29:44No!
29:45No!
29:47No!
29:48No!
29:49No!
29:50The news coming into us now of an incident in London's Swear Mile.
30:03The number of skyscrapers have been closed off and so a number of casualties being boarded
30:09into Adler's capital has many billions of pension fund assets under management.
30:20Keep it moving, keep it moving, keep it moving, keep it moving, stay calm, keep it moving.
30:50What do you think they're talking about?
30:57Probably how much shit the company's in.
30:59Whether they'll need us all to sign NDAs.
31:03NDAs? Why?
31:05Think about it.
31:20Miss Dunn.
31:27I'm DCI Rhys Kovach.
31:30I'm the senior investigating officer.
31:32I thought I'd come over and say hello.
31:34Hi.
31:37Should we pop next door?
31:39Yeah, okay.
31:40Okay.
31:45Can I have the room please, guys?
31:46Sure.
31:47What's up?
31:50How are you feeling?
31:55Um, just a bit.
32:00Days, I don't know.
32:02It all feels like a bit of a dream.
32:04You're in shock.
32:05Don't worry, it'll pass.
32:07And it's totally normal.
32:08It's not every day you go through something like this, right?
32:13You've been checked over by the medic?
32:15Is all okay?
32:17Mm-hmm.
32:18All right.
32:19That's good to hear.
32:20First up, sorry for keeping you all here.
32:23It was the nearest place my colleagues could find for triage.
32:25No, no, it's fine.
32:27I always wondered what the other floors in here looked like.
32:31Turns out they look exactly like ours, except maybe someone stole all the furniture.
32:37Kind of ironic, considering the circumstances.
32:44We're working on getting you all out of here as soon as we can.
32:46We've arranged to have you taken over to Bishop's Gate for your interviews.
32:49You and your colleagues here have been ID'd as potential significant witnesses.
32:53It's why we're keeping you separate.
32:54Okay.
32:56It just means you interacted with the thieves more than everybody else.
32:59So whatever you can tell us will be invaluable.
33:01Okay?
33:02Yeah, sure.
33:04All right.
33:06Is there anything else you want while I'm here?
33:08Anything you need?
33:10Um, my co-workers, the ones who were injured, do you know?
33:14They're fine.
33:15I've spoken to the paramedics.
33:17Broken bones, bruises, but nothing life-changing.
33:20Okay.
33:21They'll be at the Royal London.
33:22They'll be back home today, tomorrow.
33:23Nothing to worry about.
33:26I heard what you did.
33:30Taking the phone call from the bank.
33:33It's brave.
33:35It's smart.
33:37I think maybe you saved a few lives if their plan had gone wrong, you know.
33:42You did the right thing.
33:48You...
33:51You having a nosebleed?
33:53Oh, God.
33:54Um...
33:55I mean, I had...
33:57I had one this morning.
33:58I thought it...
33:59It had, um...
34:01Do you mind if I go to the toilet to...
34:04Yeah.
34:05Sure. Of course.
34:09Thanks.
34:11PCSA and my company.
34:13Okay. Thanks.
34:22You're all going nuts.
34:23You didn't see them.
34:25Hi.
34:29Hello.
34:30Uh, it's just a nosebleed.
34:32I'm just...
34:34So what happened?
34:35Just what I said.
34:36They were all on their phones till they came in.
34:38The man and the woman spoke to the head cop on the weather.
34:40And she brushed off.
34:41They let her have a plan.
34:43It must have been a plan.
34:45She's got all the company assets now.
34:47Can't you know the clothes, maybe?
34:49Dine's invitation was already kicked in.
34:50Yeah, I ain't surprised.
34:51Now it's going to be heading to the hills.
34:53Yeah, I don't know the crimes that they're worried about.
34:55So what then?
34:56It wasn't obvious.
34:58They're worried it was an inside job.
35:00Inside job?
35:02Actually, they know everything about our operation.
35:04About protocols, how our trade management system works,
35:06the investment committee sign-off, customer, and bank.
35:08All of it.
35:09And someone must have told them.
35:10So you think it's one of us?
35:11Makes sense, right?
35:12I mean, how else could they do it?
35:14Well, if one of us was involved, that's horrible.
35:17One of us would put the whole office through that.
35:19Yeah, but...
35:21Four billion of us, but what?
35:22Eight nine ways?
35:23It's half a billion each.
35:24Wouldn't you?
35:27Still, it should make it easy to figure out who the inside man was.
35:30Yeah, who'd rather turn it up tomorrow in a Ferrari.
35:32Or, it doesn't turn up at all.
35:57Police confirmed earlier today that the amount stolen from the pensions was in excess of four billion pounds,
36:03making it the largest armed robbery in British history.
36:07If I was planning this and wanted an inside man, I'd go for someone on the trade processing team.
36:12Find the money, find the thieves, the level they're operating at, ex-army, maybe state actors.
36:20There's thousands of people losing their pensions.
36:22These are cold-blooded people.
36:24Stay where you are, I'm gonna come over.
36:26You're gonna tell me how you're involved?
36:28You're in danger, Sarah.
36:29The jaded office worker stumbling through life.
36:30The people that I am dealing with want you dead.
36:32It wasn't the thieves trying to pick you up back there. It was MI5.
36:34There are more important things going on here than the other way of.
36:38My investigation is being set up to fail.
36:40This is not a bloody layer.
36:41You're in the big league now. It's about the end game.
36:43The twj.
36:44They're a million different ways you might be a man.
36:46A million or three hundred pages.
36:47You might have been stolen from playing through life.
36:49The people that I am dealing with want you dead.
36:51He wasn't the thieves trying to pick you up back there.
36:52There was MI5.
36:54There are more important things going on here than the other way of.
36:57My investigation is being set up to fail.
36:59There's another bloody lawyer.
37:01You're in the big league now.
37:02It's about the end game.
37:03You're in the big league now.
37:04It's about the end game.
37:05And a million different ways you might not survive.
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