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Romesh Ranganathan's Parents' Evening - Season 2 Episode 100 - Special Christmas Special
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00:30Hello, I'm Rommash Ranganathan, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening, the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity. I love Christmas. My family actually call me Santa, because they only ever see me once a year. Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Whittaker and his dad, Tom.
00:52And also here tonight is my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:04Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas, but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman. Sorry mum.
01:14Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests and she comes up with searching difficult questions like when she asked Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland.
01:22You should try adding spices.
01:26What is something you found out for us today about our guests?
01:29One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:36What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster themselves as a Christmas gift?
01:47Who was it?
01:48Ah.
01:49So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:57My mum, it turned out.
01:58Yeah, exactly.
02:00Yeah, we still laugh about that one.
02:03Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:06You.
02:07I love her.
02:09Will you give me one?
02:10I will if it means I don't have to see you face to face.
02:14Good luck tonight, everybody. Let's play Parents Evening.
02:19Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category.
02:27Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:30Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:33But if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:38And to stop them influencing your bids, we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you.
02:42So, Josh, Moxie and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:49Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:56You are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
03:01We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
03:04This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special.
03:06This says, protect Larry Lamb, all costs. Five stars.
03:10It's nice, isn't it?
03:11I agree with that completely.
03:13Yeah, absolutely.
03:14This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:16I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:26Three stars!
03:27Yeah.
03:28That's not...
03:29You don't love someone and then give...
03:30I'll be honest, I'm listening now, they are right above the force.
03:32Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, even with that, it is quite irritating.
03:36Yeah.
03:37This is from my stand-up special.
03:39Came for Ramesh, stayed for Shanthi.
03:41Five stars.
03:42Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:45Well done, Ramesh.
03:47Dude, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:50Yes.
03:51Do you watch the Strictly Christmas special?
03:53No.
03:54No.
03:59No, no, I get it, I get it.
04:01Why would you?
04:02I mean, it's not even the proper Strictly, though, is it?
04:03It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
04:06He was great, though.
04:08He was great.
04:14He did a good job.
04:15Moxie gave me a nine.
04:17And it was sincere.
04:19I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:21Yeah.
04:24Josh, your face in that photo.
04:27It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:31Just, I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:35Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:37Is that okay?
04:39I used up my stand-up special.
04:40You should have watched it five stars.
04:42OK, parents, it is time to bid.
04:47Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:51Yeah.
04:52It's true.
04:53Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:54How many do you think Josh can get?
04:57I reckon he'll get at least three.
05:00Three?
05:01OK.
05:02Dudu, do you think Moxie can get more than three?
05:05I would...
05:06Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:13Yeah, I'd go for four.
05:14Four.
05:15OK.
05:16Tom?
05:18Yeah, I'll go five.
05:19OK.
05:20Nice.
05:21Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:23What do you think?
05:24I'm out.
05:25Oh!
05:26That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:38Hello, Josh.
05:39Hello, Romesh.
05:40OK.
05:41Out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies from their review on Letterboxd.
05:45You can give multiple guesses.
05:46Yeah.
05:47You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:50Cool.
05:51Mum's going to be timing the rounds.
05:52I would.
05:5390 seconds, Josh.
05:54Good luck.
05:55Off you go.
05:58A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
06:01Home Alone.
06:02Four and a half stars.
06:03It's correct.
06:04Well done.
06:06Love Actually.
06:07Two stars.
06:08Love Actually.
06:09It is Love Actually.
06:10It's a wonderful movie.
06:11It's a wonderful movie.
06:12Five stars.
06:13It's absolutely correct.
06:15Who is taking care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz?
06:18Three stars.
06:19The Holiday.
06:20It is The Holiday.
06:21Well done.
06:22Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:25Three stars.
06:26The Santa Claus.
06:27It is The Santa Claus.
06:28Josh Minnigan.
06:29Oh my God.
06:30Come on.
06:31Yes, Josh.
06:32Yes.
06:33You scored five winning.
06:34Give it back to Josh.
06:35Give it back to Josh.
06:43Josh, incredible work.
06:45Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:48No.
06:49It's up to you to decide.
06:50Yes.
06:51What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:52Home Alone.
06:53What about Love Actually?
06:55Love Actually?
06:56What is that?
06:57You know the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister?
07:01I don't like Hugh Grant.
07:03Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:08It's very rude.
07:11He can be popular.
07:12Yeah.
07:13But he should learn manners.
07:14Mum.
07:15Mum.
07:16Yes.
07:17It's for you as well.
07:18For me?
07:19Yes.
07:20Someone is standing up to him.
07:21Yes, Mummy.
07:22Yes.
07:23Yes, Mummy.
07:24Thank you, darling.
07:26I love your dance.
07:27OK.
07:28Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:40MUSIC
07:47OK.
07:48This time your question is all about chocolate.
07:50Oh.
07:51Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:53The rule I use is, if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:56LAUGHTER
07:57What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name the chocolate bar represented
08:01by the picture.
08:02For example, this one, Mum.
08:03What chocolate's that?
08:05Lion bar?
08:06Lion bar is absolutely right.
08:08Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just have to say what's it.
08:10It's a big face.
08:11How can I miss it?
08:12OK.
08:13Parents, it's time to bid.
08:16Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:19Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:21How many do you think Motsi can get?
08:24Two.
08:25OK, Larry, Dudu's bid two.
08:27How many do you think George can get?
08:28Five.
08:29Five!
08:30Oh, yeah!
08:31Come on!
08:32APPLAUSE
08:34Tom.
08:35I'll go six.
08:38OK.
08:39Yay!
08:40Dudu, six is the bid to be.
08:42No?
08:43I'm out.
08:44You're out.
08:45OK, fair enough.
08:46Larry.
08:47Seven.
08:48Oh, OK.
08:49I like this.
08:50OK, Tom, this is a battle now.
08:52I'm out.
08:53Oh.
08:54No!
08:55LAUGHTER
08:57So that means playing for £700, it's George!
09:06Hello, George.
09:07How are you?
09:08I'm very well.
09:09How are you?
09:10I'm good.
09:11I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:12OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:15I like chocolate a lot.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Yeah.
09:18But, yeah, I feel confident.
09:19Oh, God.
09:20When you looked at me and said I like chocolate a lot, I felt something.
09:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:23LAUGHTER
09:24You might have great hair.
09:25I might have great hair.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Julie, what a bit of a mind is, I could be that chocolate, George.
09:30LAUGHTER
09:32OK, so, your dad thinks he can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided.
09:36OK.
09:37George, good luck to you.
09:38Off you go.
09:39You've got seven to get.
09:41What chocolate is this?
09:42Picnic.
09:43Is correct!
09:46Whisper.
09:47Whisper is correct!
09:49What's this one?
09:50Yorkie.
09:51Is correct!
09:52What's this one?
09:53We...
09:54Er...
09:59Pass.
10:00What is that?
10:01OK, let's look at the next one.
10:02What's this one?
10:03Planet...
10:04No, that's Planet.
10:05That's Earth.
10:06We don't have a pick.
10:07We don't have a chocolate called Planet or Earth.
10:09Er...
10:10Moon.
10:11Milky...
10:12Er...
10:13Milky Way.
10:14The...
10:15What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon?
10:17Well, I can't give any options.
10:18I'd love to.
10:19Yeah?
10:20Pass, pass, pass, pass.
10:22It's a dime bar.
10:23Yes, correct.
10:24Yeah.
10:25OK, let's go to the next one.
10:26M&M.
10:27Four M&M's?
10:28M&M's.
10:29Yes!
10:30Yeah.
10:31You've got two to get.
10:32What's this one?
10:33Bucket of...
10:34Treasure, chest, box, money...
10:38Er...
10:39Pass if you want to come and look at the next one.
10:40Yeah, next one.
10:41OK, pass.
10:42What's this one?
10:44It's a bus going to South London.
10:49It's a red bus.
10:50Yeah.
10:51Big bus.
10:52Yeah.
10:53It's a metro line by a double-decker.
10:54Yes!
10:55CHEERING
10:56You've got ones to go.
10:57You've got ones to go.
10:58What is this?
10:59What are you looking at?
11:00Flake!
11:01Yes!
11:02You did it!
11:03Yes!
11:04Congratulations, you, sports, everybody.
11:06So much for guys.
11:07Give it up for George!
11:13Oh, that was exhilarating.
11:15Harry, what did you think of George's performance, sir?
11:17Sweet.
11:21There's three questions you missed, George.
11:22Let's have a look.
11:24There's this one.
11:25Anybody got any ideas?
11:26Time out?
11:27It is time out, yeah.
11:28I thought it was ripped bastard, but it's not.
11:31Let's have a look at the next one.
11:33That is...
11:34Mars!
11:35Mars!
11:36Oh, no!
11:37Mars!
11:38You were going, what planet is a chocolate bar?
11:43OK, this one.
11:44This is a tough one.
11:45Anybody?
11:46Bouncy!
11:47Bouncy!
11:48There you go.
11:49Give it up for George, though.
11:50What a performance.
11:52All right, Mum.
11:53There are two questions in.
11:54What are the scores, please?
11:55And give it a bit of drama.
11:56A little bit of Christmas.
11:57Like, mama.
11:58But how do you want me to say?
12:00Like, just give it a little bit of body movement, you know.
12:02Like that?
12:03You got this, and you got that, and we're done!
12:06Good luck to you.
12:07Motsi and Dudu.
12:09Yeah?
12:11Nothing at the moment, but you will get some more.
12:13OK, no!
12:14I'm sorry.
12:17Josh and Tom.
12:18Yeah.
12:19500 pounds.
12:24Wow, wow, wow.
12:25George and Larry, 700 pounds.
12:30Well done, guys.
12:31Time for a break now.
12:32Remember, family is the greatest gift.
12:34Unless they got you a PlayStation.
12:36See you in a bit.
12:51Welcome back to Parents Evening.
12:53Kids, remember, you can't influence your parents during these questions.
12:56So, once again, let's get set for our next one.
13:05This time, your question is all about board games.
13:09What you're going to have to do is name the board game from its official tagline.
13:13For example, skill game where you're the doctor.
13:16What board game is that?
13:17I haven't got a clue.
13:20LAUGHTER
13:21OK, it's not.
13:22That does sound like a board game, but that's not the correct answer.
13:24Yeah.
13:25It's actually Operation.
13:26It's a great game.
13:27Slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of NHS waiting times.
13:30LAUGHTER
13:31Larry, do you think George would be any good at this?
13:33Yeah.
13:34Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:36Very.
13:37Very, OK.
13:38Yeah.
13:39It gets competitive at our house, doesn't it, Mum?
13:40You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:42I'm rubbish at it.
13:43Yeah.
13:44Well, you don't know that every year you don't...
13:45You always mention I haven't improved at all.
13:48So why don't you teach me how to play?
13:50Mum, I teach you every year.
13:52Ever.
13:53Every year.
13:54I say to you, this is how you play your own.
13:55You're walking around.
13:56I'm just going to watch a couple of games because I can't get my head around it.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Then you start playing.
14:00And then you go, should I put a two down?
14:01No, you can't put a two down!
14:02You cannot have me something I tell you!
14:05How can I learn like that?
14:07This is what I say, you should learn manners.
14:13It's so evening.
14:15Yeah.
14:16OK, parents, it is time to bid.
14:19When Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
14:23OK, Lara, you're going to be opening the bids.
14:25How many of these do you think George can get?
14:29Five.
14:30That is a great opening bid.
14:33Tom?
14:34Six.
14:35No!
14:36OK, Dudu?
14:37What do you think?
14:38You see, these gentlemen, they know that my child can get more.
14:43So they say, so I'm going out.
14:46You're out?
14:47Out!
14:48That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard.
14:55Yeah.
14:56These gentlemen know my child can get more, so I'm out.
15:03OK, Larry, it's six to beat.
15:04What do you think?
15:05Seven.
15:06Oh!
15:07What the fuck?
15:08What the fuck?
15:09Is it?
15:11So, it's a bid of sevens a bit.
15:14You seem quite stressed out.
15:15What's wrong?
15:16That's very edgy, isn't it?
15:17It is.
15:18LAUGHTER
15:19LAUGHTER
15:20I'll go eight.
15:22APPLAUSE
15:23This is, this is great gaming.
15:25OK, Larry.
15:26Tom has bid eight.
15:27Do you want to push him further?
15:28LAUGHTER
15:29Nine.
15:30OK, Tom?
15:31I'm out.
15:32That means that playing for £900, it's George!
15:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:38APPLAUSE
15:39This is great gaming.
15:40OK, Larry.
15:41Tom has bid eight.
15:42Do you want to push him further?
15:43LAUGHTER
15:44Nine.
15:45LAUGHTER
15:46LAUGHTER
15:47Go, go, go, go!
15:48OK, Tom?
15:49I'm out.
15:50LAUGHTER
15:51That means that playing for £900, it's George!
15:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:57So, out of ten, your dad thinks you can name nine board games from their slogan.
16:09George, are you ready?
16:10I'm ready.
16:11OK, let's go.
16:12Good luck.
16:15The classic naval combat game.
16:18Oh, erm...
16:19Battleship.
16:20Is correct!
16:21APPLAUSE
16:23The frantic marble munching game.
16:25The hippos, the hungry hippos.
16:27Is correct.
16:28I'll accept that.
16:29Hungry, hungry hippos.
16:30APPLAUSE
16:31The game of strategic conquest.
16:32Risk.
16:33Is correct!
16:34APPLAUSE
16:35Every word counts.
16:36Scrabble.
16:37Is correct!
16:38APPLAUSE
16:39The game of quick draw.
16:41I don't know.
16:42Eh, pass.
16:43Pass.
16:44OK.
16:45Fast-dealing property trading game.
16:47Monopoly.
16:48Is correct.
16:49APPLAUSE
16:50The original guessing game.
16:51Guess who.
16:52Is correct.
16:53I was trying.
16:54You've got three to get it.
16:55Your life, your way.
16:56Your life, your way.
17:00Nope.
17:01I don't know what that is.
17:02Pass.
17:03OK, next one.
17:04The classic barrel of laughs for all the families.
17:07Eh...
17:08I don't know.
17:09OK.
17:10Do you want to pass and come back to that one?
17:11Pass, pass, pass.
17:12OK, let's have a look at the next one.
17:13The saddle stacking game with a moody mule.
17:16Ah...
17:18Buckaroo.
17:19Is correct!
17:20CHEERING
17:21OK, we've got two to get.
17:22The game of quick draw.
17:28Two left to get.
17:29That kind of thing.
17:30Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
17:31I don't know.
17:32What kind of draw is that?
17:33Well, I can give you nothing beyond that.
17:35What's the next one?
17:36The other one?
17:37Let's have a look at the next one.
17:38Your life, your way.
17:43Bad luck, you couldn't reach nine,
17:44which means the money's getting split between the others.
17:46Let's hear it for George!
17:54Let's have a look at the ones you didn't get.
17:57The game of quick draw is Pictionary.
18:01Your life, your way.
18:02This is probably the toughest one.
18:03It's the game of life.
18:05No.
18:06And the last one,
18:07the classic barrel of last for all the family.
18:09Josh, got any idea?
18:10It's that one where you put the things on
18:12and the guy pops out the barrel.
18:13Yes.
18:14Pop-up pirate.
18:15Pop-up pirate.
18:16Wow.
18:17OK, Mum, could you give us a score, please?
18:18Of course I can.
18:19A little bit of Christmas pizazz, please, if you don't mind.
18:21Mochi and doodoo.
18:23Yes.
18:24450 pounds!
18:26Yay!
18:27Yay!
18:28Yay!
18:30George and Larry,
18:31700 pounds!
18:33Yay!
18:35My God!
18:37George and Tom.
18:39950 pounds!
18:41Wow!
18:42Yay!
18:43Woo!
18:45Woo!
18:46So basically,
18:47Motsi and Doodoo, you benefited from Larry
18:49sort of getting over excited with the beans.
18:51We're happy,
18:52we're happy about that.
18:53OK, from this point,
18:54you will not be given any clues, OK?
18:56Instead you'll be given a category,
18:57Category and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category plus every correct answer is now worth
19:04200 pounds
19:06There's nothing more Christmasy then suddenly everything being twice the price so
19:10Josh Motsi and George. Let's get you set for the next question
19:20Your next category is
19:22Christmas dinner you have to guess all the components of the traditional Christmas dinner at Wetherspoon
19:29By the way, just so you know from this point on if any of you say an answer before the game begins
19:34It will be considered chasing
19:35I'm afraid in which case the answer will be removed and I'll take a hundred pounds off your total
19:40And I might take away a hundred pounds if Josh says anything because he really is bringing out my inner bully
19:45Doody what's a South African Christmas meal like South Africa is
19:49It is it's summer because in summer you stay outside we do price and when I get here in Europe
20:00Christmas was inside
20:02It's cold it's different. I mean, that's a really nice first saying Christmas here is shit
20:08Doodoo Motsi is not played yet because your favorite phrase tonight has been I'm out
20:19Don't think this might be the one that she could step up. Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, let's see parents. It's time to bid
20:26When mum tried this earlier she scored five
20:29Okay, it's not that much of a flex all right Tom, it's your turn to bid first. How many do you think Josh can get?
20:44Four. Four. Doody what are you thinking?
20:47I'm out
20:49Is it right you've have you flown all the way for South Africa to play this tonight? Yes. Yes
21:02Yes, and you just don't want Motsi to get involved at all. No
21:08Larry Tom's bid for what do you think?
21:10Five five five okay, could this be another duel again Tom six oh
21:18Larry
21:20I'm out
21:23Okay, well that means that playing for 1200 pounds is Josh
21:34So your dad thinks you can name six savoring components that are listed in the traditional Christmas dinner at JD Wetherspin
21:40Otherwise known as spoons
21:42Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer you will time out
21:46Okay, off you go. Okay, Turkey
21:50It's there
21:52gravy
21:53Gravy's there carrots stuff. It's there. Yeah
21:58Potatoes we need more specific than most potatoes
22:02No, boy potatoes night mashed potatoes. Yes
22:05Fuck off
22:10Bread sauce
22:12Sprouts no carrots chicken beef
22:18God a stuffing no
22:21and
22:23Stop stuffing
22:25I've already got stuffing
22:27I'm so sorry bad luck the money's getting split between the others
22:36Give it up for Josh
22:43What would you have gone for? Okay, this is the full list
22:48And I think you'll find it pretty offensive
22:50Do you know what I don't hate myself after that first of all
22:56Can I just say pigs in blankets get in a bit of pig then wrapping it in a bit of pig?
23:02Absolutely taking the piss there
23:04What see how are you feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming
23:11Yeah, but on the other side, I'm just like, you know, she protects me I protect her you guys are serving
23:25Okay, mom, what's that done to the schools, please Josh and Tom
23:30nine hundred and fifty pounds because you know why
23:35Mochi and Dudu
23:37One thousand and fifty
23:41I'd love it if the first time Mochi had to answer was in the final
23:49And George and Larry one thousand three hundred pounds
23:57Which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage. See you in a bit
24:11Welcome back to the parents evening Christmas special proving family is a gift, but it's still worth keeping the receipt
24:22Okay, Josh Mochi and George let's get you set for your next question
24:25Your next category is greetings cards
24:35You're gonna have to name the themes for cards available at card factory
24:39Larry who's a better gifter you or George bear in mind you give gifts of yourself, but
24:44Well, you know, it's certainly not me. I'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years
24:53Getting a present for George that was right, but of course, you know
24:58I was 73 so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday. Yeah
25:18Unfortunately you've said one of the answers. Oh
25:20Oh
25:21Which means I've got to take a hundred pounds off. No
25:25No, that's no to the game. He said birthday
25:29Tom was Josh very grateful the gifts he received. Oh
25:32Oh, I don't know. I don't know. What can you didn't give him any?
25:36Well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family one mesh
25:39Okay, how often do you tell Josh you love him? I don't think I've ever told him that
25:49I'm gonna be honest with you Tom, I know it's weird, but I'm on your side
25:56Okay, parents, it's time to bid
26:00When mum tried this earlier she scored six
26:03Oh
26:05Do you do you're gonna be opening the bits? Yes. How many do you think Motsy can get? Three. Three? Yes. Okay
26:17Larry
26:18Four four Tom. I think five did it. Oh, I'm out
26:25Larry five is the bid to be I'll go six six Tom. I never thought you'd be like this Larry
26:45Had a whole different impression of what you were like
26:49What did you think he was like how's he differed? I thought you'd be like that guy off governor status
26:55What are you thinking then Tom? I'll go seven. Okay, Larry. I'll go eight
27:19Um nine nine
27:25Larry
27:27Tom didn't think you were gonna be like this
27:31Ten. Ten. Oh, okay
27:37I'm uh, I'm gonna go eleven
27:41Okay, Larry the bid is currently at eleven
27:43Um
27:48I'm out
27:49Oh
27:51You are out
27:55Okay
27:57That means that playing for £2,200 it's Josh
28:00It's Josh
28:08Okay, Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids, aren't you?
28:12I'll be honest. I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick swinging contest with Larry Lamb
28:17So your dad thinks you can name eleven reasons for giving someone a card according to the card factory
28:22Multiple guesses are allowed but if you take too long without giving a correct answer
28:26You will time out. We need eleven
28:28Okay, good luck to you Josh. Thank you
28:30Off you go whenever you're ready
28:32Valentine's Day
28:33Valentine's
28:34Is that there?
28:35Christmas
28:36Yep
28:37Easter
28:38No, keep guessing
28:39New Year
28:41Engagement
28:43Engagement is there
28:44Wedding
28:45Wedding is there
28:46Anniversary
28:48Anniversary's there
28:49Retirement
28:51Retirement's there
28:52New job
28:53New job's there
28:55Um
28:57New baby
28:59Christening
29:00Yep
29:01Eid
29:02Eid is there
29:03And
29:04Um
29:05Condolences
29:06I'll accept that
29:07It's sympathy
29:08Well done Josh
29:13Congratulations Josh, you scored eleven winning you two thousand two hundred pounds
29:16Give it up for Josh
29:24Tom, that must make you feel like you really really love Josh
29:27I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot
29:30Oh
29:38Happy Christmas
29:40Okay, let's have a look at the full list
29:42There we go
29:45Wow
29:46Father's Day, Mother's Day
29:47Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh?
29:49Do you think you could have done that?
29:50Well, eleven not but
29:52Yeah, baby shower, Mother's Day, Father's Day, congratulations
29:57And see
29:58Yeah, I mean, you're reading them
29:59Yeah, yeah
30:01What about you, George?
30:02I could have got more
30:03Yeah?
30:04Yeah
30:05You could have got more
30:06Oh la la
30:07I think this is, I actually think this is quite an easy one
30:09Right
30:10Although I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at
30:14Okay, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:16Wow
30:17I'm excited
30:18Let me read it for you
30:20Yeah?
30:21I'm going to be honest with you, Mum, I don't really like the way you said that
30:27That's
30:28That's
30:29We love it, Mum
30:30Thank you
30:31Thank you
30:32Let me read it for you
30:33Let me read it for you
30:35I'm putting it with sexy, boy
30:36Oh, please
30:37Do not
30:38Alright
30:39Okay
30:40Motsu and doodoo
30:421,050 pounds
30:44Woohoo!
30:45Very well done
30:47George and Larry
30:491,200 pounds
30:55Josh and Tom
30:563,100 pounds
31:02Okay, Josh, Motsu and George, let's get you set for your last question in this round
31:06This question is all about festive football birds
31:17What this is, is you're going to have to list the birds that have appeared on the badges of Premier League football teams past and present
31:23Doodoo, does Motsu like football?
31:25Yes
31:26Yes
31:31Okay, parents, it's time to bid
31:36So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one
31:39Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:43Two
31:44Two, okay
31:45Tom?
31:46Three
31:47Three, okay
31:48Doodoo?
31:49Four
31:50Four
31:51Two
31:52Two
32:05Three
32:06One
32:07One
32:08Two
32:08One
32:09Two
32:11Three
32:12Four
32:13Four
32:14One
32:15Four
32:16Four
32:17Four
32:18Four
32:19Four
32:20What do you want to do?
32:21I'm out.
32:26Oh, my God!
32:28Come on, girl.
32:30This is it.
32:31That'll be fine.
32:33This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:37Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:40Playing for the first time for £800, it's Motsy!
32:50Five birds!
32:55Birds!
32:56Motsy, what's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:58No, zero!
33:00OK.
33:01You've only got to get four.
33:03OK.
33:04Look, what I'm going to say, if you do get four,
33:06the roof is going to come off this.
33:08So your mum thinks that you can name four birds that are featured,
33:11or still do feature,
33:13on the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
33:17Motsy, are you ready?
33:19I have no choice.
33:20OK.
33:21LAUGHTER
33:22Wow, wow.
33:23Motsy, good luck.
33:24Off you go.
33:25You've just got to name four.
33:26So just shout out some birds.
33:27Eagle.
33:28Eagle.
33:29Yes, that's right.
33:30APPLAUSE
33:32Good go, good go.
33:34Vulture.
33:35Live a bird.
33:37Live a bird is right.
33:39Good go.
33:40A pigeon.
33:44What else do you have?
33:47Eagles, vultures, a hawk.
33:49A seagull.
33:50A seagull.
33:51A seagull.
33:52A seagull.
33:53A seagull.
33:54A seagull.
33:55Hey, what else do you have?
33:57A seagull.
33:58A seagull.
33:59A seagull.
34:00Vulture.
34:01Vulture.
34:07Vulture.
34:08Vulture.
34:11Vulture.
34:12Congratulations, Vulture.
34:13Vulture.
34:14Here we go, Vulture.
34:15Give it up, Vulture.
34:16Yeah.
34:17Vulture.
34:18Go, Vulture.
34:19Go, Vulture.
34:20Go, Vulture.
34:21Oh
34:28My god, I will never do that again
34:40How does that feel you proud yes, yes
34:43Let's have a look at the full list
34:48There we go mom, can you give us the scores, please George and Larry
34:541200 pounds
34:58Mochi and doodoo 1850
35:04My god with Josh and Tom 3155
35:13There is one more round before our final Josh, Mochi and George
35:17You're gonna be answering questions on the buzzer
35:19But we've given those buzzers to your parents and they won't just decide when you answer but what you answer get one
35:26Right, you will add 400 pounds to your total but get it wrong and it'll be split with the other teams
35:31Okay, are you ready? Yes, then let's begin
35:40First question name the carpenter
35:43Larry
35:45B
35:46B
35:47George
35:47Jesus
35:48It is Jesus
35:49A is Sabrina Carpenter
35:51Next question
35:53Name the Christmas song
35:58Tom
35:59B
35:59B
36:00Josh
36:00Little drummer boy
36:01It's correct
36:02A is run Rudolph run
36:03Next question
36:04Name the man playing Santa
36:06B
36:07Oh
36:08Sandra
36:09Wow
36:10Tom
36:11B
36:12Oh
36:13Josh
36:14Don't know
36:15It's Paul Burrell
36:16What?
36:17Would you have got A Josh?
36:18It's Richard Attenborough
36:19It is Richard Attenborough
36:20Yes
36:21Okay, next question
36:22Name the wise man
36:23B
36:25Tom
36:26A
36:27A
36:28A Josh
36:29It is Dalai Lama
36:30It is Dalai Lama
36:31B is Dennis Wise
36:32Next question
36:33Next question
36:34Name the bell
36:37B
36:38Larry
36:39B
36:40B, George
36:41Alexander Graham
36:42Yeah, A is Kristen Bell
36:44Next question
36:45Name the Christmas tool
36:47B
36:48B
36:49Larry
36:50B
36:51B
36:52B
36:53Nutcracker
36:54It is Nutcracker
36:55A is turkey baster
36:56Doo-doo, just a quick one
36:57You know you've got a buzzer, yeah?
36:58Yeah
36:59Next question
37:00Name the Mary
37:01B
37:03Tom
37:04B
37:05B, Josh
37:06Mary Queen of Scots
37:07Is correct
37:08A is Mary Earps
37:10Name the Christmas pudding
37:12B
37:13Tom
37:14A
37:15Josh
37:16We won't accept that I'm afraid
37:18It's Yule Log
37:19Oh, what?
37:21Would you have named B?
37:22Yeah, Stalin
37:23No, Panettone
37:24So
37:28Wow
37:29I like the confidence
37:30Next question
37:31Name the Joseph
37:36Larry
37:37B
37:38B
37:39Leslie
37:40It is Leslie Joseph
37:41I feel a little bit embarrassed
37:42That Dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Stalin
37:45Yeah
37:47Next question
37:48Name the Dame
37:53Tom
37:54B
37:55B, Josh
37:56Kelly Holmes
37:57Is correct
37:58A is Craig Rebel Horwood
37:59Is it?
38:00Yes
38:01Oh, that's it, that's the end of the round
38:04Mum
38:05Mum, can you please confirm the final scores for us?
38:08Moshi and Doodoo
38:112,250 pounds
38:17George and Larry
38:183,200 pounds
38:23Josh and Tom
38:244,750 pounds
38:26Congratulations
38:29Congratulations Josh and Tom, you have made it through to the final!
38:37George, how do you feel it went for you tonight?
38:39Dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing, you know what I mean?
38:43That's the last ten minutes, he's like, you could have done much better than that
38:47Motsi, how do you feel the game went for you tonight?
38:50I think we did well
38:51Yeah
38:52We connected
38:53Yeah
38:54Yeah
38:55And I'm proud of her, she came all the way from Africa for you
38:57Yes
39:02We have got to take a break now
39:04Join us in a bit to see if Josh and Tom can double their money in our final round
39:08I'm very tense because if they win it, we can only afford one car for me and Mum to share home
39:12What a nightmare
39:13See you in a bit guys
39:29Welcome back to the Parents' Evening Christmas Special
39:31Where some parents are so disappointed in their offspring, you'd have thought they'd have married Meghan Markle
39:36Josh and Tom are making it through to the final, you've secured your prize for charity
39:42How much have they made Mum?
39:43£4,750
39:45Nice
39:49But, succeeding this round, we will double that, bringing the total to what Mum?
39:53£9,500
39:55Wow
40:00Here is how it works
40:01You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers, but only five of them are correct
40:05To double your jackpot, all you have to do is identify all five
40:08If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose the round, but you do leave with your original jackpot of £4,750
40:15Tom, you are going to be picking the category
40:18Your options are Christmas carols, Winter Olympics and Christmas adverts
40:25What are you thinking?
40:26You know what, I'm going to go with Christmas adverts
40:29Christmas adverts
40:31Josh and Tom, for the last time, let's play Parents' Evening
40:35APPLAUSE
40:44Josh, how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen?
40:47I've chosen the same, but they're all tough
40:50What you have to do is you've got to name five titles of John Lewis Christmas adverts
40:56OK
40:57Here are the possible answers
40:59The owl and the pussycat
41:01The bear and the hare
41:03The ass and the beaver
41:05Monty the python
41:07Moz the monster
41:09Romesh the reindeer
41:11The space oddity
41:13The lightning rod
41:15The man on the moon
41:16Buster the boxer
41:18The red herring
41:20And Edgar the dragon
41:22OK
41:23So five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts
41:26And seven aren't
41:27When you're ready, give me your first answer
41:29I'm presuming you know none of them
41:31You're correct
41:41So Josh, what are you thinking?
41:44I remember the bear and the hare
41:45That's a bear that's asleep in a cave
41:47And the hare buys it an alarm clock
41:50And Lily Allen's the music
41:52The bear and the hare
41:53Let's lock that in
41:54Is that a Christmas ad?
41:59That is correct
42:01Well done
42:03What are you going for next?
42:05Any ones that you're certain of?
42:06Yeah
42:07I remember Moz the monster being on sale in John the Lewis
42:10John the Lewis
42:11That's what you call it when you come into it
42:16Why don't you call it when you come into money?
42:18Have you?
42:19I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis
42:25So Moz the monster was in John the Lewis
42:28OK, let's lock in Moz the monster
42:30Was Moz the monster in Christmas ad?
42:35Yes, it was
42:36You have got three to get
42:41There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope
42:44Do you remember him?
42:45He was quite creepy
42:48Man on the moon
42:49I think that must be that one
42:50Tom, you agree with that?
42:51Totally
42:52Yeah
42:53Let's lock in the man on the moon
42:55Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:59It is
43:02It is
43:03Well done
43:07OK, two to get
43:08Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline
43:13Mm-hmm
43:14So I think that must be Buster the Boxer
43:16OK
43:17Buster the Boxer
43:18Let's lock that in
43:19Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:24It is
43:26Right
43:27Right
43:28So
43:29We know some of those aren't real
43:31OK, so you're one away from doubling your jackpot here
43:34Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:36I don't the Owl and the Pussycat because that's a children's story
43:39So Owl and the Pussycat is out
43:40Ass and the Beaver, Romesh the Reindeer
43:42Yeah
43:43Monty the Python feels like a kind of copyright problem
43:46Mm-hmm
43:47So I don't think so I think it's one of the last four
43:49Those bottom ones
43:50So Space Oddity
43:51It's not going to be the red herring because that's a joke in itself
43:53Yeah
43:54Right, so
43:55Should we go with the lightning rods because I just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod
43:59You want to go the lightning rod?
44:00OK, let's lock in the lightning rod
44:02If this is right, you're doubling your jackpot
44:05I'm sorry, the lightning rod is, er, it's actually a manscaping style according to Wilkinson's sword
44:21OK
44:22So you've got one wrong, three wrong and you're out, what are you thinking now?
44:27Oh, suddenly Monty the Python's drawing me in
44:31Mm
44:32Is there only one more right answer here?
44:34There's only one more correct one, yeah
44:36I think the dragon or the python
44:39I agree
44:41Monty the Python
44:43OK, let's lock in Monty the Python
44:45Is Monty the Python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:48Oh!
44:58I'm sorry, er, Monty the Penguin
45:01Oh, it was, yeah
45:02Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out, OK?
45:06OK
45:07Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot
45:08Yeah
45:09If it's wrong, you're out of the game, so
45:10We took it to the edge
45:11You took it right to the edge
45:12Edgar the Dragonman
45:14I think it'll be Edgar the Dragon, Momesh
45:16OK
45:17Ooh
45:18So, thank you Tom
45:21Let's lock in Edgar the Dragon
45:23Is Edgar the Dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:26A Christmas, come on
45:32Yeah!
45:35Yeah!
45:39Congratulations
45:41You doubled your jackpot to £9,500!
45:47What charity are you donating the money to?
45:49The Lilly Foundation
45:50Which is a small charity that helps children with mitochondrial disease and families that are affected by it
45:56A fantastic cause
45:57Give it up for Josh and Tom!
45:59That is all for tonight
46:01Thank you to my guests
46:02Thank you so much for watching
46:03Now if you enjoy these families spending time together, you can go back to ignoring yours
46:13Have a great Christmas, say goodbye Mum
46:15Bye-bye everybody
46:16I love you
46:17Merry Christmas!
46:18I love you
46:19Merry Christmas!
46:20I love you
46:21There's a kissing
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