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Mo' Waffles Season 1 Episode 3 - Invasion - Video
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00:00To be, to be.
00:30My money ain't legit, huh?
00:44And even that disappears in the dark.
00:48I thank you kindly, though.
00:52So, now that I'm an investor,
00:56how are we putting butts in the seats at A'shan Waffles?
01:00You mean Moe Waffles?
01:01No, that remains to be proven.
01:05But seriously, run it down for me.
01:09What exactly is my money paying for?
01:13Repairs, inventory, and we're doing a big for our opening.
01:17Check out our page.
01:19We're raising money for Moe's ransom.
01:22But what if he's dead, Cherry?
01:25He's not dead.
01:27In my gut, I know he's alive.
01:28And what does your gut tell you about me?
01:33That you're dangerous.
01:37You remember this?
01:41You remember this?
01:49You remember this one?
01:52Come on.
01:54That's not what we're doing tonight.
01:56Just to repay.
01:59Just dividends of love.
02:02At the end of the day.
02:04You know what?
02:06I got on some cheap Chinese shoes.
02:08Making my feet hurt.
02:10Can we go?
02:13Come on.
02:16Cheap ass shoes.
02:17Please, Lord.
02:18Let me keep my panties on tonight.
02:19Please, Lord. Let me keep my panties on tonight.
02:33I had a good time tonight.
02:54I did too.
02:55Come here.
02:57Now, where is Moe D fresh?
02:59Is that a good?
03:01Do I need Epsom salt tonight?
03:02Oh, it's hard.
03:03But this one's metal.
03:04Now, stop lying, Cherry.
03:05You know what happens when people lie to me.
03:06I'm not lying.
03:07See, I want to believe you.
03:08But I can't for the life of me understand how you didn't see who kidnapped Moe D.
03:09You know what happens when people lie to me.
03:10I'm not lying.
03:11See, I want to believe you.
03:13But I can't for the life of me understand how you didn't see who kidnapped Moe D.
03:14Fresh.
03:15Now, I'm not saying you're responsible, but I do think you know who's behind this.
03:21No.
03:22You know what happens when people lie to me.
03:24No.
03:25You know what happens when people lie to me.
03:26I'm not lying.
03:28See, I want to believe you.
03:30But I can't for the life of me understand how you didn't see who kidnapped Moe D.
03:35Moe D. Fresh!
03:38Now, I'm not saying you're responsible.
03:41But I do think you know who's behind this.
03:45And what's it to you?
03:49I thought you didn't know Moe D. Fresh.
03:54Come here.
03:55Come here.
04:02Throughout history, men have folded under pressure like a vegan at a pork festival.
04:07For Steve Harvey, it was announcing the wrong Miss America on live television.
04:12For Shaquille O'Neal, it was missing every damn free throw shot when it counted the most.
04:18And for KB, now sweating like a hooker in church,
04:22it's 21 questions from Atlanta's number one detective.
04:27Your son?
04:28Marcus.
04:30I appreciate you, detective.
04:32Full name?
04:34Kirby.
04:35Kirby Bartholomew Jackson.
04:37I'm Scorpio.
04:38Graduated from Grady.
04:41Class of Obama.
04:43I voted McCain.
04:45Tell me about the day that you interviewed with Mr. Moe D. Fresh.
04:50Oh, Moe D. Fresh?
04:51Well, it was at night time.
04:54And it technically was an interview.
04:56I was there dropping something off.
04:58For droppish.
04:59You know droppish, right?
05:01It's the no-delivery drop-off service.
05:04You copy?
05:05Then we drop it.
05:07Are you?
05:08No.
05:09According to your application here, it says that you worked at Peach Pit Fit before you became head chef.
05:17Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:18That was before I started to work at droppish, but I had to leave because I wasn't the right fit.
05:22No.
05:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:30Continue.
05:31Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:32So, I got there and Moe D. Fresh's car was outside, and yeah, detective?
05:37That thing's so nice.
05:38Midnight black bloody seats V-12 engine.
05:42I need me with that, man.
05:44You like cars, don't you, detective?
05:46I know you.
05:47You look like a car guy.
05:48No.
05:49Oh, okay.
05:52So you witnessed an altercation.
05:56Well...
05:57It was at first.
05:59The pawn shop said these earrings were worth $50.
06:02After you cheated on me with my account, you deserved them.
06:07You got a refund that year.
06:10Yeah.
06:11There will be more blood if you don't give me my damn money back.
06:19Where are you going?
06:20Yo, get the fuck away from me!
06:23But then I got closer and it sounded like a beating was going on.
06:27But not the type of beating that...
06:30...you usually think of.
06:32It sounded like two animals.
06:35Two jackrabbits going at it.
06:37Mo D. Fresh.
06:39King of the old hat anthem.
06:41Oh, shit!
06:43MFD Mo Fresh Baby.
06:45Oh, that shit go crazy.
06:46Hey, my pops used to play that shit all the time!
06:49You were really dope. I like that.
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:52Jackrabbit's interesting.
06:56Tell me about the ex-wife.
06:58Oh, uh, she left.
07:00Mo D. said she was, uh...
07:02Money-hungry ho.
07:04That woman has been a thorn in my side since she threw her thongs at me during my first concert.
07:08You got a woman?
07:10Yeah, Taylor.
07:11Do yourself a favor, kid.
07:14Never get married.
07:15Not even in Vegas.
07:16Get yourself an auntie friend.
07:18Knows how to fry chicken, keeps the house clean, and thinks the side chick is a new chicken combo.
07:28Don't let my mess get me off.
07:30I'm just a...
07:32...has-been with bad advice.
07:33All right, let's get to it.
07:37I'm trying to share so much weight, the scale's gonna have to file a Mr. Persons report.
07:40Feel me?
07:43Huh.
07:43How'd you become a head chef?
07:47Oh, back when I was at, uh, Peach Pit Fit.
07:50PPF.
07:51Yeah, I got big into the bodybuilding stuff, right?
07:54Let's see if there's something here.
07:56So, um, check it out, Detective.
07:59Yeah, you see him?
08:00So, I got big into the bodybuilding stuff, and I started to make these waffles, right?
08:04And I discovered that if you put protein-rich toppings on top of the waffles, it's good for building muscle.
08:10So, what I did, I got up in the kitchen, I started whipping it up, got real good with the waffles, right?
08:17Look, check that out.
08:18I call that the stepdaddy special.
08:21Comes late, but tries real hard.
08:25Slightly overdone, turkey jerky on top.
08:30I'm gonna need you to text that to me.
08:32Yes, Detective.
08:32So, right after that, I was in this bad relationship.
08:36Went through a nasty breakup.
08:37She left me, then my abs left me, too.
08:42PPF, they fired me.
08:44But that's when I met Jayla.
08:47We met at Fat Cam.
08:49Bonded over missing out on the good stuff.
08:51The honey buns, sweet potato pie, Swiss rolls, you name it.
08:56Anyway, right after that, we lost all that weight together.
09:00Me and her, we bonded.
09:01Now we're about to start a family.
09:07We're having a baby.
09:09And I just got my baby a brand new pair of Jordans.
09:14Interesting.
09:19Do you know this person?
09:21That is the leader of an illegal criminal enterprise
09:29selling Slim Aglutide.
09:33Slim Aglutide?
09:34It is weight loss crack that is ravaging the streets of Atlanta.
09:39Also known as Slim Sticks.
09:41Slim?
09:41Slim Ademadim Dongs.
09:43Slim Ademadim Dongs.
09:44Slim Shoebox.
09:45Hold up.
09:50You think I'm the jab?
09:51No, no, that's messed up.
09:53I don't even like needles.
09:54I have no needles.
09:55Detective, I get anxiety when I see a struggle through a juice box.
09:59That'll be all, Mr. Jackson.
10:06Bronson out.
10:08It's all good.
10:09I'm free of all charges.
10:11I mean, questions.
10:11Justice is not free, Mr. Jackson.
10:17Justice is not free.
10:24Detective, any new needs?
10:29A few.
10:30Nothing too serious.
10:33But, Mr. Jackson, I would save the receipt for those baby Jordans if I were you.
10:41Withdrawals from Slim Sticks.
10:49My cousin was on it.
10:50Lost weight and her eyebrows.
10:52Couldn't tell if she was angry or just passing gas.
10:57Where are y'all going?
10:59Time for a new mission.
11:01Now, you two?
11:05All right.
11:07I want you to do your absolute best, okay?
11:09Beyond your best behavior.
11:12They say if you leave a pressure cooker unattended, it don't just boil over.
11:16It glows.
11:18Put the wrong thing in it and what started as dinner turns into a damn crime scene.
11:23But sometimes, you want the explosion.
11:27See, some messages don't come through soft.
11:30Some warnings need blood and a missing body part.
11:35Pressure ain't about chaos.
11:36It's about control.
11:38And right now, somebody's turning up the flame to prove they ain't playing.
11:50Someone's excited, right?
11:53I don't know.
11:54Doesn't this diner remind you of the one we worked at in Bucks County?
11:57Yeah, also Hillsboro Diner.
12:00Best summer of my life.
12:02Hi.
12:02Sorry about that.
12:04Bill collectors.
12:05Okay, where were we?
12:06Names.
12:07I'm Liana.
12:08And I'm Jackson.
12:09And together, we're...
12:11Jaxiana!
12:13Yeah.
12:15So we came to Atlanta.
12:17From the diner capital of the world.
12:19New Jersey!
12:20Jaxiana!
12:22She does.
12:24But seriously, we heard what happened to Modi Fresh and it is heartbreaking.
12:31So heartbreaking.
12:33And a million dollar ransom and no one's paid it yet?
12:37Girl, I sure hope you're opening soon before Modi Fresh becomes a seafood dish.
12:45Or like what we like to say at home, boots up in the Hudson.
12:48Uh, yeah, we open in a few days.
12:53Fingers crossed.
12:54We'll uncross those fingers and put your faith into Jaxiana, mama.
12:59And girl, you want to hear the best part?
13:01You don't even have to pay us.
13:04No, no.
13:05That's right.
13:06We'll work for the price of $3.99.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Free?
13:11Uh-huh.
13:12Like free, free?
13:13You heard us.
13:14Everybody!
13:16Welcome Jaxiana to the world!
13:18I'm fine.
13:22I'm so excited.
13:24I'm so excited.
13:25I'm going to help y'all clean up.
13:27Reeves, hey baby.
13:31I've been texting you.
13:33So, the I-Haul is parked at my job in the parking lot.
13:37I'm going to leave the keys in the ignition for you.
13:40Oh, and Lounge Lenders is scheduled for pickup at 1045.
13:45Oh, and I picked up our new Slumbertron 3000.
13:52I can't wait to see you.
13:54Love you.
13:55All right.
14:02All right.
14:02So today we are taking pictures for our menu and for dropish.
14:06Ooh, a big daddy waffle, huh?
14:08Am I going to be getting tips or someone's number, right?
14:12Sorry.
14:12Um, so, uh, selling food on dropish, yeah, that's good for business, but, um, how does
14:20that get us any closer to paying Moe's ransom?
14:22Right, we need to think bigger.
14:24Um, ooh, what if we tagged Gravy Jones, the food reviewer?
14:29Oh, yeah.
14:29Yes, I love that.
14:30Hi, Gravy Jones.
14:31Cherry, we need to talk.
14:33Oh, White Nikki.
14:34This is Jackson and Liana.
14:36Jaxiana, a girl from New Jersey.
14:39Why are you in Atlanta?
14:41Um, family.
14:43My, um, my great aunt came down on some hard times, so, um, she needed our help.
14:49Are you related?
14:51We're dating.
14:52I'm just kidding.
14:53We're besties ever since we got suspended from the sixth grade together.
14:57Suspended for what?
15:00Me beheld our principal hostage.
15:02It was, like, this whole thing, but, um, enough about us.
15:05What did you want to talk about?
15:07Uh, yeah, I was trying to talk to Cherry.
15:10Oh, she looks busy.
15:11You could talk to us.
15:12We're cool.
15:13Come on, open up.
15:14Yeah, what's going on?
15:15You look stressed.
15:15Um, sure, um, so, if you've been calling and leaving messages for your boyfriend and
15:23he hasn't answered or called you back,
15:27would you, you know, think he's playing hard to get, or would you be worried?
15:32Worried?
15:33No, girl.
15:35But accepting the fact that he's probably ghosted you?
15:39You think?
15:40I had this friend once, okay?
15:43Her partner went radio silent.
15:46Vanished into thin air.
15:48Everyone was like, oh, don't worry.
15:49He's just busy.
15:51Uh-uh.
15:52Turns out he's the John Doe in the woods behind the butcher shop, okay?
15:57Isn't that, like, crazy?
15:58Girl, you believe that?
16:02Oliver is alive and well in some poly farm in Utah with five women.
16:06Utah?
16:07Yep, with five women who don't ask questions.
16:09It is nasty.
16:11Oh, my God.
16:11Oh, okay, there she goes.
16:13Oh.
16:13Bye, White Nikki.
16:14Nice meeting you.
16:15She is nasty.
16:16We were giving good advice.
16:17All right.
16:18Oh, sorry.
16:19Where did White Nikki go?
16:20I don't know.
16:21We're at all.
16:22So sensitive.
16:23Yeah.
16:26Jared, we need more mix for these waffles.
16:31Jared.
16:32Uh-oh.
16:33Hi.
16:34Who are you?
16:35Who sent you?
16:40Tasty.
16:41Oh, KB.
16:42This is Jackson and Liana.
16:44I'm showing them around the place.
16:45Hi.
16:45You know what, though?
16:47This place is really reminding me of the kitchen at the Bergen County Jail.
16:52Oh, you used to work there?
16:54No, girl.
16:55I was an inmate.
16:56Girl.
16:57Um, I think, actually, KB was asking for some more waffle mix cherry.
17:01Um, I could probably look around and find it.
17:04Great.
17:05Yeah.
17:05Don't even worry.
17:06I got you, King.
17:08Look at that.
17:10Angels in disguise.
17:13Don't scare them off, KB.
17:15They work for free.
17:17My daddy told me that if anyone does something for free,
17:19watch your wallet and your kidneys.
17:21Please.
17:24No.
17:27No.
17:34No, no, no, no, no.
17:37Oh, my God.
17:39Oh, my God.
17:39What am I going to do?
17:42This can't be happening to me.
17:44I don't know.
17:45I don't know.
17:45I don't know.
17:46I don't know.
18:16Let's go, number one.
18:32I need you to take me somewhere.
18:34Yes!
18:35What about me?
18:37Number three and number four get to play in the field, get jobs.
18:41Where's my special assignment?
18:44Are you complaining?
18:45Are you complaining?
18:46Ow!
18:51Why, dude?
18:55My bad, Mary.
18:57She never did fight fear.
19:00I can do stuff, you know.
19:02Other than babysit.
19:04No offense.
19:07None taken.
19:10If I had to do a review on the abduction, I'd give you five stars.
19:14If you hadn't have used that utility card, it would have been harder to get me in the van.
19:18Exactly.
19:20Number one thought I was doing too much.
19:22Smart people are a rare breed these days.
19:24Folks don't value us until it's too late.
19:41I'm gonna take a walk.
19:42If you want, you can be smart too.
19:43You just dump it like this.
19:44That's how they get it all shiny.
19:45Exactly.
19:46Okay.
19:47Little head.
19:48Looks so good, right?
19:49Mm-hmm.
19:50Okay.
19:51Ready?
19:52Yeah.
19:54Oh, that looks good.
19:55I feel like we need more motor oil.
19:56You think so?
19:57Yeah.
19:58That's a lot.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:00So short.
20:01Hey, sorry, I'm late, Cherry.
20:02I got the camera.
20:03That element of tripping is crazy.
20:04Jacksiana, meet Poetic, our in-house mix followers.
20:06Poetic, meet Jackson and Liana, better known as Jacksiana.
20:08Right?
20:09She's so good.
20:10Yeah.
20:11She's so good.
20:12Okay.
20:13I got the camera.
20:14That element of tripping is crazy.
20:15Jacksiana, meet Poetic, our in-house mix followers.
20:18All right.
20:19Poetic, meet Jackson and Liana, better known as Jacksiana.
20:22Girl, they are committed to bringing our beloved more home.
20:25How they gonna do that unless they're the kidnappers?
20:28Girl, you are hilarious.
20:30Shut up.
20:33Who is gonna look at that on the menu and want to order from us?
20:37Is it bad?
20:38We'll just fix it in the edit.
20:40Mm-hmm.
20:41All right.
20:42And you know what?
20:43I think we actually need a drink for this.
20:44Poetic, can you get to it?
20:46Thank you, love.
20:48Really?
20:49I got this.
20:50Nice seeing you.
20:51Because I don't know what to do.
20:52Go ahead.
20:53I got it.
20:54I got it.
20:55Thanks, girl.
20:56Y'all keep doing that.
20:57Yeah.
21:00Girl, everything okay?
21:05It was all a lie.
21:09Oh, sweet.
21:10I just don't understand.
21:11I just don't understand.
21:13We would fall asleep on the phone every night.
21:17Right?
21:18He would be the first to like all my posts, the first to comment.
21:23Mm-hmm.
21:24He even made this cute AI photo of us.
21:29Oh.
21:30Be cute.
21:31Y'all got any photos in real life though?
21:32Like...
21:33No.
21:34Dang.
21:35I don't think people were still out here catfishing.
21:36You think I was catfish?
21:37Well...
21:38What are you saying?
21:39Oh.
21:40Dang.
21:41I don't think people were still out here catfishing.
21:44You think I was catfish?
21:46Well...
21:47What are you saying?
21:48Oh.
21:49I shouldn't be dumping my problems on you like this.
21:54There's more important things to worry about and...
21:58Gosh.
21:59I...
22:00I can't let that crazy tag team take my tips.
22:02Okay.
22:05I've got rent to pay.
22:10Go ahead, girl.
22:11Tell me what you think.
22:13Tell me about that necklace.
22:14It's tourmaline.
22:15It's a protection stone.
22:16It's a protection stone.
22:17Got any extra?
22:18Oh, my God.
22:19Wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:20This is last.
22:21What's their deal?
22:22Oh.
22:23Hold on.
22:24Trouble.
22:25I...
22:26I...
22:27I...
22:28I...
22:29I...
22:30I...
22:31I...
22:32I...
22:33I...
22:34I...
22:35I...
22:36I...
22:37I...
22:38I...
22:39I...
22:40I...
22:41I...
22:42I...
22:43Stay like that.
22:44Stay like that.
22:45Oh.
22:46My God.
22:47So hot.
22:48Okay.
22:49Now me.
22:50Now me.
22:51Now me.
22:52Now me.
22:53I want it to be like really sexy.
22:54Put them on your tits.
22:55Yeah.
22:56Yeah.
22:57Put them on your boobs.
22:58Put them on your boobs.
22:59Oh.
23:00My God.
23:01Do they look amazing?
23:02Yes.
23:03Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
23:04Wait, let's get some syrup on.
23:05Ew.
23:06That was the motor oil one.
23:07You're so stupid sometimes.
23:08You... It was syrup.
23:10It was syrup?
23:11You were actually so dumb. It's, like, insane.
23:14Here.
23:14Pull it right out. Pull it right out.
23:18Oh, my God.
23:21Okay, that was the motor oil.
23:23What is wrong with you?
23:26These are actually so good.
23:30I'm a mess to the chef.
23:32Great.
23:34Speaking of trouble,
23:36how did it go with the detective?
23:38Like the bad old days.
23:40Hmm.
23:42Is that what life was like?
23:48Let's just say I helped some folks
23:49with their vanity goals.
23:52But that's behind me.
23:54About to have a baby in nine months.
23:56When did you date again?
23:58February, 20-something.
24:01Getting pregnant, she's great.
24:02Take a look.
24:05And you know that detective had the nerve
24:06to tell me to hold off on the J's?
24:08What?
24:09That little hating ass,
24:09I can't stand that shiny-headed...
24:12Hmm.
24:13Anyways, my baby gonna come out the womb dunking.
24:15I know, that's right.
24:16Let me see.
24:17Let me see.
24:17Let me see.
24:18February 22nd.
24:22What?
24:23You packing like his daddy?
24:24Hey, B.
24:26Oh.
24:26It says February 22nd,
24:28but ten years ago.
24:35Mm-mm-mm.
24:44Suck it up or go back to hell.
24:46Hello?
24:55This is she.
25:01I was told I could use a credit card
25:03to pay my deposit in first month's rent.
25:05Is there a problem?
25:09It didn't go through.
25:14Fraud?
25:15All right, go, go, go.
25:26Do it.
25:29Hey.
25:33Is it clean?
25:35Perfect.
25:40Man, we're a long way from a million.
25:42Hey, maybe we can get one of those jars
25:43with a sick kid on it.
25:44Such a good idea.
25:47Cherry.
25:50Do we talk?
25:58I smell money.
26:00And fatal.
26:01Attraction.
26:06Cherry.
26:07Cherry.
26:08You know I hate to be ignored.
26:12I'm working, Hilton.
26:14Look, I can see that.
26:16But you left so fast last night,
26:17it ain't a sense to apologize.
26:20Look.
26:21I shouldn't have drawn my gun on you.
26:24But you know how I get sometimes.
26:27My head and my gut just say two different things.
26:29I'm sorry.
26:31I'm sorry.
26:38Will you forgive me?
26:41Anything for you, Cherry?
26:44Will you forgive me?
26:52What's wrong, Cherry Pie?
26:53I know who kicked that moody fresh.
27:06So apparently this Hilton cat is the money guy.
27:09He's the one keeping mo waffles in business.
27:11That makes mo a smaller fish in a grand scheme of things.
27:15Mm-hmm.
27:17Mission Pinky Prime starts now.
27:22All right, let go.
27:23It's me.
27:31Hey, Mom.
27:32Hold on, slow down.
27:39What?
27:42Me?
27:44Pressure don't just bust pipes, baby.
27:46It busts lies wide open.
27:49And when it builds long enough, loud enough,
27:52someone or something's gonna crack.
27:55Sometimes the truth comes out clean.
27:57Other times, it explodes all over the damn floor.
28:01But this time, it showed up in a cotton swab
28:04and kicked the door off this case,
28:07getting our hard-nosed detective
28:08two steps closer to Moldy Fresh.
28:14Atlantans and Bronsonites.
28:19Our blood specimen analysis
28:21has shown one Cleophus Turner
28:26to be one of the suspected abductors.
28:32If you see Mr. Cleophus Turner,
28:39do not approach him.
28:41He is armed, dangerous,
28:43and frankly,
28:46not a very good person.
28:48One of the books.
28:50Terrible.
28:53No further questions.
28:55We're on soon.
28:57We're on soon.
28:59We're on soon.
29:17We're on soon.
29:22We're on soon.
29:23We're on soon.
29:24I like
29:36Wafel Fools
29:40Fools
29:44Wafel Fools
29:53Pour some syrup on my wafel
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