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00:00...boyfriend, so I can finally lose my virginity!
00:04Please come back!
00:06Oh god, I think she's mistaking Santa for Tinder.
00:13Look at you.
00:15Freckles like a moon to sandwich.
00:18Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to...
00:21Let's spare Santa the tough case this year.
00:30I don't know what you're doing.
00:32I don't know what you're doing.
00:34I don't know what you're doing.
00:40Too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do.
00:47You get your options.
00:49First, strip down and ask who want to make your little Christmas wish come true.
00:55Or...
00:57I can confess...
01:00...and put it all over your name, okay?
01:03Please don't.
01:07There is no way out of this.
01:11Why didn't you ask James?
01:13Go on!
01:16Three...
01:21Two...
01:22James, would you...
01:24Ew, what the fuck?
01:26I don't see all the fucking characters.
01:27I don't see all the fucking characters.
01:28I don't see all the fucking characters.
01:46Are you okay?
01:47Where did you come from?
01:50Where did you come from?
01:55Santa?
01:56Could it be?
01:58Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
02:02You look like you need a Christmas present.
02:05Go on.
02:06Pick one.
02:07It's yours.
02:08I pick you.
02:09I pick you.
02:14I pick you.
02:18I pick you.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:48It's the Sylvia. Are you ready to be my reindeer?
02:53Wait, how? How do you know my name?
02:57Magic. No, it's right on that string card over there.
03:04Can I tell you a secret? This is my first time. I don't really know what I'm doing.
03:12Our first time?
03:14Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
03:18No, it's just...
03:21Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
03:29I'm sure.
03:30Do you leave?
03:46Morning, Miss Rian, dear. Last night wasn't a game to me. If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
03:59Brett Langley.
04:02Langley?
04:02I slept with Brett Langley. The bad boy?
04:07I got remarried.
04:15You got remarried?
04:18You just buried mom a few months ago. Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
04:22I'm telling you, not asking.
04:26Her name is Rosemary Vale. She's got a daughter that goes to your school, her name's Thistle, and she's a freshman.
04:33Like I fucking care. I will never accept that.
04:37It's not your call.
04:43I'm planning a family dinner next Monday. Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back. No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
04:51Not a goddamn chance in hell.
05:05But you're not quite what I pictured.
05:07I did it. I proved myself.
05:23Maybe they'll finally accept me.
05:27Well, well.
05:29Here comes our virgin queen.
05:32I'm not a virgin anymore.
05:35I...
05:37I will delete it right now.
05:47Give it to me.
05:51Huh.
05:53This is too good to delete.
05:55Imagine how pissed Brett will be
05:57when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
06:00Who made our little reindeer cry?
06:15Let's go.
06:24Relax.
06:24I've got you.
06:26I was wrong about him.
06:28He's actually nice.
06:30Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
06:33He'll help me with Britney.
06:34Right?
06:36Brett?
06:37Would you be my date to the homecoming dance on Monday?
06:42What?
06:43I can't hear you.
06:45Forget it.
06:46I'll ask another time.
06:47This is how you'll help me shake it off.
06:57You?
06:58Baking a cake.
07:03Alright.
07:04Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
07:08Is that the picture?
07:09Is that right?
07:24How's that taste?
07:31It's me.
07:32Alright.
07:34Let's go.
07:40I have teamwork.
07:47Brett?
07:48The homecoming dance is in two days.
07:51Would you maybe want to...
07:53Now sugar.
07:58Sugar makes you happy.
08:01It's science.
08:02Anyway, what were you saying?
08:12This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
08:19I'll never forget it.
08:21You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
08:24No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before.
08:27No.
08:32I'll never forget it.
08:32I'll never forget it.
08:33Well, then.
08:35Every cake needs a candle.
08:45Go ahead.
08:46She's not as bad as her mother.
09:00She's just her.
09:03So, fire rat isn't here yet.
09:10He's like...
09:11He's like...
09:12Just ten minutes late.
09:14He's probably just...
09:16Run away.
09:16I'll...
09:17I'll...
09:17I'll text him again.
09:18Take it back.
09:19I'll text him again.
09:20I'll text him again.
09:22There's no way you'll ever eat into someone who looks like a 12-years-old boy.
09:28Dude, you've got to see this.
09:33Brittany's about to eat her alive.
09:37Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention...
09:41Why didn't I help you up?
09:43No.
09:44No, let me go.
09:55Oh, Brittany.
09:58Oh, my God.
10:13Look at you.
10:14Oh, don't stop.
10:18So pretty.
10:20Really?
10:20Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
10:23Everyone, check this out.
10:29Fix your eyes on an Aston Heights top girl.
10:34Please don't fail.
10:39Look how popular you are.
10:42Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
10:46Brett won't care.
10:48Because he only belongs to me.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:56Oh, my God.
11:00No way.
11:19Pret won't go for anyone but me.
11:22Hi.
11:26Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors
11:28that I slept with you.
11:34Great joke.
11:38Where's that rat?
11:39I need...
11:40It's showtime, liar.
11:53Oh, don't be shy now.
11:56Show us your charm.
11:58Everyone, let's give a round of applause
12:02for our new walking sex symbol.
12:12Dix and Stonewitz know her.
12:15Sister's body makes us her.
12:18Oh, you get tired so soon.
12:21We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
12:24I'm so good.
12:30Yummy.
12:38Great.
12:41That's so much better.
12:45I don't let her joke.
12:47She does have me to wash it down with.
12:49why did you lie is this what you wanted
13:00is she out of her mind this is a gala not a strip quote
13:05something doesn't feel wrong doesn't she do folks into this
13:19we're even hiding you've got nothing in there she looks like a stick figure
13:26strip all you want honey no one's getting hard
13:29so i can finally lose my virginity
13:59look at you freckles like a ruined sandwich even your body looks like you've used kate
14:15to let's spare santa the tough case this year
14:29too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do
14:38you get your options first strip down and ask who want to make your little christmas fish
14:48country or i can print this and put it all over your name with it
14:56please don't
14:57there is no way out of this
15:03why didn't you ask james
15:07go on
15:08three
15:11two
15:15james would you
15:17ew what the fuck
15:19i don't see what the fuck a cactus
15:22are you okay
15:41where did you come from
15:45santa
15:49could it be
15:51did santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend
15:55you look like you need a christmas present
15:58go on
15:59pick one
16:00it's yours
16:02i pick you
16:08i pick you
16:21it's yours
16:24i pick you
16:27it's yours
16:30you
16:32it's yours
16:35it's yours
16:36So, Mr. Silvea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
16:47Wait, how?
16:49How do you know my name?
16:52I do.
16:53No, it's right on that student card over there.
16:58Can I tell you a secret?
17:01This is my first time.
17:04I don't really know what I'm doing.
17:06Our first time.
17:08Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
17:12No, it's just...
17:15Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
17:23I'm sure.
17:24Do you leave?
17:40Morning, Miss Ring, dear.
17:48Last night wasn't a game to me.
17:50If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
17:53Brett Langley.
17:56Langley?
17:56I slept with Brett Langley.
18:01The bad boy?
18:06I got remarried.
18:08You got remarried?
18:12You just buried mom a few months ago.
18:15Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
18:16I'm telling you, not asking.
18:17The name is Rosemary Vale.
18:23She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
18:25Name's Thistle.
18:26And she's a freshman.
18:28Like I fucking care.
18:29I will never accept that.
18:32It's not your call.
18:37I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
18:40Play nice and you'll get your credit cards back.
18:43No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
18:45Not a goddamn chance in hell.
18:59But you're not quite what I pictured.
19:02I did it.
19:15I proved myself.
19:18Maybe they'll finally accept me.
19:22Well, well.
19:24Here comes our virgin queen.
19:27I'm not a virgin anymore.
19:29I...
19:32I will delete it right now.
19:42Give it to me.
19:46Huh.
19:47This is too good to delete.
19:49Imagine how pissed Rat will be
19:51when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
19:54Who made our little reindeer cry?
20:09Let's go.
20:18Relax.
20:19I've got you.
20:20I was wrong about him.
20:23He's actually nice.
20:25Nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about.
20:27He'll help me with Britney.
20:29Right?
20:30Brad?
20:31Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
20:36What?
20:37I can't hear you.
20:39Forget it.
20:41I'll ask another time.
20:42This is how you'll help me shake it off.
20:51You?
20:52Baking a cake.
20:57Alright.
20:59Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
21:02Is that the picture?
21:07Is that right?
21:08How's that taste?
21:26Sweet.
21:27Alright, let's go.
21:34I have teamwork.
21:38The homecoming dance is in two days.
21:45Would you maybe want to...
21:48Now sugar.
21:53Sugar makes you happy.
21:55It's science.
22:02Anyway, what were you saying?
22:04This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
22:14I'll never forget it.
22:16You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
22:19No one's ever brought me a birthday party before.
22:22Well then.
22:29Every cake...
22:30needs a candle.
22:39Go ahead.
22:40She's not as bad as her mother
22:54She's just
22:56Her
22:57So
23:01Why Rat isn't here yet
23:03He's like
23:05Just ten minutes late
23:08He's probably just
23:10Run away
23:11I'll have to sit here
23:12Take it back
23:14It's not a game
23:16There's no way you'll be into someone
23:18Who looks like a 12 years old boy
23:22Dude
23:26You've got to see this
23:27Brittany's about to eat her alive
23:29Since you're so desperate for Rat's attention
23:35Why don't I help you up
23:37No
23:38No, let me go
23:39Oh
23:51Oh my god
24:07Look at you
24:08Oh, dolled up
24:10So pretty, really
24:14Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are
24:18Everyone, check this out
24:22It's your eyes
24:24On Aston Heights Top Girl
24:28Please don't fail
24:30Look how popular you are
24:36Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look
24:40Rat won't care
24:42Because he only belongs to me
24:44No way
24:55No way
24:58Breath won't go for anyone bug me
25:15Hey
25:16Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors that I slept with you
25:24Slept with you
25:25Slept with you
25:25Great joke
25:29Rat, I need you
25:34It's showtime, liar
25:40Liar
25:40Oh
25:48Don't be shy now
25:49Show us your charm
25:51Everyone
25:53Let's give her a round of applause
25:57Our new walking sexton ball
25:59Dixon Stonewitz know her
26:09Sister Spuddy makes us her
26:11Oh
26:13You get tired so soon
26:16We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
26:24Yummy
26:25Great
26:35That's so much better
26:37Don't let her joke
26:41There's something to do
26:42What she done with
26:43Why did you lie?
26:53Is this what you wanted?
26:56Is she out of her mind?
26:58This is a gala, not a strip club
27:00Something doesn't feel wrong
27:04Isn't she being forced into this?
27:07We're even hiding
27:16You got nothing in there
27:18She looks like a stick figure
27:20Strip all you want, honey
27:22No one's getting hurt
27:24My friend, so I can finally lose my virginity
27:52Please get back
27:54Oh god
27:56I think she's mistaking Santa for tender
27:59Look at you
28:03Freckles like a moon to sandwich
28:06Even your body looks like you haven't used Kate to
28:09Let's spare Santa the tough case this year
28:12So bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do
28:32You get your options
28:37First, strip down
28:39And ask who want to make your little Christmas wish come true
28:43Or
28:44I can print this
28:47And put it all over your neighborhood
28:50Please don't
28:52There is no way out of this
28:57Why didn't you ask James?
29:01Go on
29:02Three
29:05Two
29:10James, don't you
29:11Ew, what the fuck
29:14I don't see all the fucking characters
29:16Are you okay?
29:37Where did you come from?
29:43Santa?
29:43Could it be?
29:46Did Santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend?
29:50You look like you need a Christmas present
29:52Go on
29:53Pick one
29:55It's yours
29:56I pick you
30:03You look like you
30:03You look like you
30:09Who did he is last?
30:09You look like me
30:13You look like you
30:15You look like you
30:15And it's yours
30:17I put you
30:19You look like you
30:20You look like you
30:22You look like you
30:22You go
30:24Give me
30:25You look like you
30:27Boy
30:28I'm
30:29I can't
30:29You
30:30Nobody
30:31You
30:32So, Miss Thistlevaea, are you ready to be my reindeer?
30:41Wait, how?
30:44How do you know my name?
30:46I do.
30:47No, it's right on that street car over there.
30:52Can I tell you a secret?
30:55This is my first time.
30:58I don't really know what I'm doing.
31:01Our first time.
31:03Do you not like me because I'm a virgin?
31:07No, it's just...
31:09Are you sure you want your first time to be with me?
31:18I'm sure.
31:18Do you leave?
31:35Morning, Miss Reindeer.
31:42Last night wasn't a game to me.
31:44If you are up for more, let's see where this goes.
31:48Brett Langley.
31:50Langley?
31:51I slept with Brett Langley.
31:54The bad boy?
31:56I got remarried.
32:03You got remarried?
32:07You just buried mom a few months ago.
32:09Where's the goddamn rush to swap her out?
32:11I'm telling you, not asking.
32:12I'm telling you, not asking.
32:15Her name is Rosemary Vale.
32:17She's got a daughter that goes to your school.
32:19Her name's Thistle.
32:20And she's a freshman.
32:22Like I fucking care.
32:24I will never accept that.
32:26It's not your call.
32:31I'm planning a family dinner next Monday.
32:34Play nice, and you'll get your credit cards back.
32:37No more busting ass over these shitty jobs.
32:44Not a goddamn chance in hell.
32:53But you're not quite what I pictured.
33:07I did it.
33:10I proved myself.
33:12Maybe they'll finally accept me.
33:16Well, well.
33:18Here comes our virgin queen.
33:21I'm not a virgin anymore.
33:23I...
33:24I will delete it right now.
33:36Give it to me now.
33:40Huh.
33:41This is too good to delete.
33:43Imagine how pissed Rat will be
33:45when he hears that this bitch was name-dropping him for attention.
34:01Who made our little reindeer cry?
34:04Let's go.
34:06Relax.
34:13I've got you.
34:15I was wrong about him.
34:17He's actually nice.
34:19Nothing weighs about the way everyone talks about.
34:21He'll help me with Britney.
34:23Right?
34:24Rat?
34:25Would you be my date to the Hong Kong dance on Monday?
34:28I can't hear you.
34:33Forget it.
34:35I'll ask another time.
34:40This is how you'll help me shake it off.
34:42You baking a cake.
34:48All right.
34:53Just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies.
34:56Is that the picture?
35:01Is that right?
35:13How's that taste?
35:14I'll ask you.
35:15I'll ask you.
35:16I'll ask you.
35:20Speak.
35:21All right.
35:22Let's go.
35:23Oh!
35:29Why are teamwork?
35:36At the homecoming dances in two days, would you maybe wanna...
35:45Now sugar.
35:47Sugar makes you happy.
35:49It's science.
35:53Anyway, what were you saying?
36:01This is the first cake anyone's ever given me.
36:08I'll never forget it.
36:10You're telling me you've never had a birthday cake?
36:13No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before.
36:16All right.
36:22Well then.
36:24Every cake...
36:26needs a candle.
36:34Go ahead.
36:35She's not as bad as her mother.
36:49She's just... her.
36:51Her.
36:55So...
36:56Fire Rat isn't here yet.
36:58He's like...
37:00Just ten minutes late.
37:03He's probably just...
37:04Went away.
37:05I'll... I'll text him again.
37:07Take it back.
37:09It's not a game.
37:10There's no way he will be into someone who looks like a 12 years old boy.
37:20Dude.
37:21You gotta see this.
37:22Brittany's about eating her alive.
37:26Since you're so desperate for Brett's attention...
37:30Why didn't I help you up?
37:32No.
37:33No, let me go.
37:34No.
37:35No.
37:36No.
37:37No.
37:38No.
37:44No.
37:45No.
37:47No.
37:49No.
37:51No.
38:00Oh my God.
38:01Look at you.
38:02cute oh don't go
38:07so pretty really let's show everyone how gorgeous you are
38:15everyone check this out face your eyes on aster heights top girl
38:22please don't fail
38:26look how popular you are unfortunately no matter how pathetic you look rat won't care because he
38:37only belongs to me
38:56no way press won't go for anyone but me
39:15now i heard someone's been spreading rumors that i slept with you
39:19it's showtime liar
39:42oh don't be shy now show us your charm
39:46everyone let's give a round of applause how are you walking sex so well
40:01dicks and stonewitch know her sister's buddy makes us
40:07oh you get tired so soon we should keep you going with some carbs
40:12so
40:18yummy
40:29great that's so much better
40:33well don't let her choke
40:35because i'm gonna do what she done with
40:45why did you lie is this what you wanted
40:51out of her mind this is a gala not a strip quote
40:54something doesn't feel wrong something doesn't feel wrong isn't she being forced into this
41:09where are you even hiding you've got nothing in there she looks like a stick figure
41:15striped all you want honey no one's getting hard
41:29so i can finally lose my virginity
41:49oh god i think she's mistaking stenthal for tender
41:53oh look at you freckles like a moon to sandwich
42:01even your body looks like you haven't used kate to
42:04let's spare sound to the tough case this here
42:07too bad your virgin ass will expire before any of this do
42:26you get your options first strip down and ask who want to make your little present squish country
42:38or
42:40i can print this and put it all over your neighborhood please don't
42:46there is no way out of this
42:54why didn't you ask james go on
42:59three
43:03two
43:04james would you
43:07ew what the fuck i don't see what a fucking cactus
43:16are you okay
43:32where did you come from
43:37santa could it be
43:41did santa send down a hot guy to be my boyfriend
43:43you look like you need a christmas present go on pick one it's yours
43:56i pick you
44:13so mr sylvea are you ready to be my reindeer
44:36wait how
44:36how how do you know my name
44:40magic now it's right on that stream card over there
44:47can i tell you a secret
44:50this is my first time
44:53i don't really know what i'm doing
44:55our first time
44:57do you not
44:59do you not like me because i'm a virgin
45:01oh it's just
45:04are you sure you want your first time to be
45:08with me
45:12i'm sure
45:21do you leave
45:34morning miss reendear
45:36last night wasn't a game to me
45:39if you are up for more let's see where this goes
45:42brett langley
45:43i slept with brett langley
45:50the bad boy
45:55i got remarried
45:58you got remarried
46:01we just buried mom a few months ago where's the goddamn rush to swap around i'm telling you not asking
46:06the name is rosemary vale
46:12she's got a daughter that goes to your school name's thistle and she's a freshman
46:16like i fucking care i will never accept that it's not your call
46:26i'm planning a family dinner next monday play nice and you'll get your credit cards back
46:31no more busting ass over these shitty jaws
46:39not a goddamn chance in hell
46:48but you're not quite what i pictured
47:01i did it i proved myself
47:06maybe they'll finally accept me
47:10well well here comes our virgin queen
47:15i'm not a virgin anymore
47:17i
47:18i will delete it right now
47:30give it to me
47:34huh this is too good to delete imagine how paced rat will be when he hears that this bitch was name
47:42dropping him for attention
47:55who made our little reindeer
47:58let's go
47:59relax
48:08i've got you
48:08i was wrong about him
48:12he's actually nice nothing like the bad boy everyone talks about
48:16he'll help me with britney right
48:19right would you be my date to the hong kong dance
48:26i can't hear you
48:28forget it i'll ask another time
48:30this is how you'll help me shake it off
48:40you baking a cake
48:46all right just some tough guy with some bad temper and no hobbies
48:51is that the picture
48:56is that right
49:07how's that taste
49:08all right let's go
49:30that the homecoming dance is in two days
49:34is that you maybe wanna
49:39now sugar
49:41sugar makes you happy
49:44it's science
49:51anyway what were you saying
49:56this is the first cake anyone's ever given me
50:00thank you
50:02i'll never forget it
50:04you're telling me you've never had a birthday cake
50:08no one's ever
50:09found me a birthday party before
50:16well then
50:18every cake
50:20needs a candle
50:28go ahead
50:34she's not as bad as her mother
50:43she's just
50:44her
50:46so why rat isn't here yet
50:53he's like
50:55just 10 minutes late
50:57he's probably just
50:59went away
50:59okay i'll i'll have a snack
51:00i'll have a snack
51:01take it to rest
51:02oh it's not a game
51:04there's no way you'll ever eat someone who looks like a 12 years old boy
51:14dude you've got to see this
51:16ringie's about to eat her alive
51:18since you're so desperate for brett's attention
51:24why don't i help you up
51:26no no let me go
51:28oh
51:39Oh my god.
51:56Look at you.
51:57Oh, dolled up.
52:01So pretty.
52:02Really?
52:03Let's show everyone how gorgeous you are.
52:09Everyone, check this out.
52:12Fix your eyes on Aston Heights Top Girl.
52:17He's so failed.
52:22Look how popular you are.
52:25Unfortunately, no matter how pathetic you look,
52:29Rhett won't care.
52:31Because he only belongs to me.
52:39No way.
53:01Press won't go for anyone but me.
53:04Hi.
53:05Now I heard someone's been spreading rumors
53:11that I slept with you.
53:17Great joke.
53:21Rhett, I need...
53:23It's showtime, liar.
53:29Oh, don't be shy now.
53:39Show us your charm.
53:41Everyone, let's give it on to applause
53:45to our new walking sex symbol.
53:48Dix and Stonewitch know her.
53:58Sister Spuddy makes us her.
54:02Aw, you get tired so soon.
54:05We should keep you going with some carbs, eh?
54:13Yummy.
54:13Yummy.
54:18Grace, that's so much better.
54:28Don't let her choke.
54:30There's something to wash it down with.
54:35That's bad.
54:39Why did you lie?
54:41Is this what you wanted?
54:45Shit out of her mind?
54:46This is a gala, not a strip club.
54:51Something doesn't feel wrong.
54:53Isn't she doing it, folks?
54:55Into this?
55:03Where are you even hiding?
55:05You've got nothing in there.
55:07She looks like a stick figure.
55:10Strip all you want, honey.
55:11No one's getting hard.
55:12No one's getting hard.
55:16No one's getting hard.
55:19Ah.
55:21Ah.
55:23No.
55:29Ah.
55:32Ah.
55:32You
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