00:10Welcome home Jade. How was work today? One, being unenjoyable. Two, being steady. Nice one. In the past two months,
00:19your employment satisfaction has increased by 34%. Seems like this job is a great fit for you.
00:25Yeah, it is. Freya, order a pepperoni pizza from Putz for delivery. Order complete. Actually, amend. Reorder rosé. Jade, a
00:39bottle of rosé will bring your monthly alcohol units to 18. Six units over the recommended intake. Please confirm you
00:46want to amend your order. Freya, are you my mother? No, that's physically impossible. Great, then order the wine.
00:56Order complete.
01:48Thio T left you a review. To unlock, please rate Thio T's penis size.
01:53Five.
01:55Wow. How about stamina?
01:58Five.
01:59Great. Pillow talk?
02:02One.
02:04Add comment.
02:07Strong young man who really knows what he's doing.
02:14Thio T rated your breasts, five out of five.
02:17Vaginal tightness, four out of five.
02:20Blow jobs, one out of five.
02:22Comment, weigh heavier than her picks.
02:25Dick.
02:34Vitamin B, low to average.
02:37pH, neutral.
02:40Urochrome, high.
02:42Jade, please drink four units of water to achieve optimal hydration.
02:46Yeah, it's called a hangover, Freya.
02:49Uh, play poop soundtrack number four.
02:52Jade, you have a cavity developing on your lateral incisor.
02:56Booking dental appointment for Sunday at 2 p.m.
03:00Please confirm.
03:01Confirmed.
03:03Confirmed.
03:30Error.
03:32Obese citizens are unable to mute Freya's health.
03:35I am here to help you be your best self.
03:37Freya, can you just say something nice about me, please?
03:43You have a strong social network.
03:52Hey.
03:54Night, Bubba.
04:05Vitamin B, low to average.
04:08pH, neutral.
04:10Eurochrome, average.
04:11HCG, high.
04:13Congratulations, Jade. You are pregnant.
04:16You are now an important part of growing our unified society.
04:19Your due date is March 27th.
04:21No.
04:2150% of your population growth credit will be deposited.
04:26Please confirm your account.
04:28Checking or savings?
04:29Oh, checking.
04:32Confirmed.
04:33The balance will be deposited upon delivery.
04:35You have 48 hours to notify the father.
04:39Your status has been updated.
04:44Your due date is March 27th.
04:47You are pregnant.
04:48Right now.
04:49What the fuck?
04:49What the fuck?
04:51Hey, Mom.
04:53Um, yeah, I just found out.
04:55It's great.
04:57Um, my boyfriend's Theo.
05:00Theo, he's a, um, skate park landscaper.
05:09Uh, I gotta go, Mom.
05:11Sorry, bye.
05:12Bye.
05:14Appointment invitation from Hugo Parsons, Senior Account Manager.
05:18Today, 9 a.m.
05:20Would you like to accept?
05:23Yes.
05:27I'll try to convince them, but I don't like our chances.
05:32Head office will make the call on Monday, but if I were you, I'd prepare for the worst.
05:42You know, I, I know you love this job, but motherhood is the greatest job of them all.
05:50You're gonna be amazing.
06:04Welcome home, Jade.
06:05How was work today?
06:06On a scale of one...
06:07One.
06:10Sorry to hear you had a bad day.
06:12Anything specific you'd like to tell me?
06:14Prea, uh, order, uh, chicken tandoori from BJ's for delivery.
06:18Jade, as an obese geriatric pregnancy, you have been placed on a government-issued balanced diet.
06:25Your meal will arrive shortly.
07:06Please stand by for the Federal Department of Health and Human Services.
07:11Your conversation is monitored for training and quality purposes.
07:16Hello, Jade. My name is Annie, and I'm here to talk to you about the miracle growing inside you right
07:23now.
07:24We noticed you searching some blocked content.
07:28So, this is a friendly reminder that self-harm while you are with child is a federal offense.
07:35This is a formal warning.
07:38If I could get you to go ahead and confirm you've received this warning, that would be great.
07:45Confirmed.
07:46Thanks, Jade.
07:47The Department of Health and Human Services thanks you for growing our unified society.
08:00And no one matches with you if you don't have a VDD.
08:06Fuck.
08:08Fuck!
08:10Sorry.
08:14Yeah, well, you can't take it back now, so...
08:18Oh, no, I just...
08:23I'm an idiot.
08:26I'm so sorry.
08:33Uh, well, I guess I'll see you soon.
08:39Yeah, I guess so.
08:42Hey, you and me, growing a unified society, huh?
08:47Huh.
09:09Okay.
09:13Freya?
09:14How can I help, Jade?
09:18What if I don't want a baby?
09:20Jade, every life is sacred.
09:22As a valued citizen, it is your responsibility to grow our population.
09:35Hey, Al. Can I come over?
09:39Yes!
09:41Yes, oh my gosh!
09:43It's fucking scary, but you're gonna be fine.
09:46You know what?
09:47Jesus, if David and I can do it, so can you and Leo.
09:51Theo.
09:52Ah.
09:53Right.
09:54Theo.
10:00Oh, yes!
10:01Look!
10:02Okay, here, you know what?
10:03I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee, and I never get to pee alone.
10:13It's okay.
10:14Hey.
10:20Hey.
10:22Oh, no.
10:24Oh, no.
10:25Oh, no.
10:27Oh, oh, no.
10:28Aw.
10:29Can you take her, please?
10:30Oh, yeah, of course.
10:39I can't do it, El.
10:46Do you still have the address?
10:49Are you sure?
10:52It's not safe.
11:04Hey, Mom.
11:06Yeah, I'm good.
11:08How's the hip?
11:10No.
11:12That's no good.
11:15Yeah.
11:18Nothing.
11:20I was just going to tell you I love you.
11:25Mm-hmm.
11:28Okay.
11:30Yeah, I will.
11:32Okay, bye.
11:33Shh.
11:42Oh, my God.
12:26Oh, my God.
12:34Twenty-five percent of geriatric pregnancies end in miscarriage.
12:43Please consider con...
12:47You have 48 hours to notify the father.
12:56Your population growth deposit has been withdrawn from your account.
13:09Your status has been updated.
13:17Jade, please drink three units of water to achieve optimal hydration.
13:36Reminder, dentist appointment at 2 p.m.
13:41Serious.
13:41I know, sir.
13:42Arentian family two will need to remove something.
13:44I think these are going to got this big tangent and correct.
13:44Let us go.
13:44How much do we go out to our Go faced?
13:45I've got a mandate.
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