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00:00Donovan Miller, star quarterback, high school god, hetero heartthrob, and a self-absorbed jock.
00:12He's everything I hate about this place, and everything I want.
00:16Caden, I want you.
00:21Never done this before.
00:25Don't worry, you're my first guy too.
00:30Oh, I've been searching for you, I feel like the girl.
00:38Do you really think you have a chance with the straight star quarterback?
00:52It's not like that, I don't even like him, I hate jobs.
00:55I don't even give us a chance.
01:00Donovan, wait.
01:05Hey.
01:06Did I give you permission to say my name?
01:09I fell asleep.
01:15Aw.
01:17Dreaming about me?
01:18No.
01:19Oh my god.
01:24This twink's got a boner.
01:28He's got a boner.
01:34Half the football team just saw my boner.
01:37I am so dead.
01:38He had a dirty dream about Donovan and got a boner.
01:42It's not a boner.
01:43I'm a shower, not a grower.
01:47Oh, looks like a boner to me, dude.
01:50Girl, you know Donovan's straight with a capital S, right?
01:55Caden here got bricked up for the straight QB.
01:59Donovan, wait.
02:01Well, you're so tiny no one notices when you get hard.
02:04Oh, shit.
02:06Look who's got a backbone now that he's student body president.
02:09He's nothing more than the class fairy.
02:21Better watch your ass.
02:22Caden here has the hots for you.
02:24Is that true, Caden?
02:27You got the hots for me?
02:35You're trying to convert me to the dark side?
02:38Darth Gator?
02:40Don't flatter yourself.
02:45Oh, my God!
02:50Caden's coming for you, Donovan.
02:52It actually looks like him.
02:56That's enough.
02:58Caden, detention.
03:00What?
03:00Why?
03:01I didn't do anything.
03:02For harassing our star quarterback.
03:05Boys don't need that kind of attention from other boys.
03:07I don't know what's worse.
03:23Getting a boner in front of the class?
03:25Or that the most hoo-rah hetero quarterback ever gave it to me.
03:33Your ass is mine.
03:35What?
03:42Donovan!
03:42What are you doing?
03:48You thought you could hide it, but I caught you.
03:51That boner wasn't about you.
03:53It's not like I could control it.
03:54This isn't about your boner, Caden.
03:57It's about your activities budget.
04:00Where'd you get this?
04:02Please.
04:03Two weeks as student body president, and you're already abusing your power.
04:06While equitable distribution of resources is an abuse.
04:12Fancy way of saying you hate football, and you want to kill our budget.
04:15Football gets 90% of activity funds.
04:19That's not fair to the rest of us who get only scraps.
04:22Dude, come on.
04:24You don't really think that your LGBTQIA whatever committee needs as much money as we do.
04:30Why do you care?
04:31It's not like you're paying for any of this.
04:33We need that money to go to nationals.
04:35That's my only chance to get scouted, to get away from my dad this town.
04:40You know what?
04:40Well, I have dreams too, Donovan.
04:42Harvard only takes students that make an impact.
04:45This budget is the way to prove that I can.
04:49Well, the football team isn't going to take it lying down.
04:53You may call the shots on the field, but I call the shots inside the school.
04:58So my budget proposal stays.
05:01Change the budget back.
05:03Or I'll make you.
05:05How are you going to do that?
05:09By giving you what you really want.
05:11Well, what are you doing?
05:23Dude, it's a joke.
05:26It's a joke.
05:28Okay, but I, uh, I mean, I did see you dreaming about me in class.
05:35You were yelling by me?
05:37I did dream about you, but it's called a nightmare.
05:41And explain your boner, Kaden.
05:43He's probably got the football team hiding just out of sight.
05:47Ready to humiliate me if I fall for this.
05:50Am I a joke to you?
05:51Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm desperate.
05:55Don't take my football team to fly your rainbow flag, okay?
05:59Just change the budget back.
06:03Or else.
06:04You think I'm making the football team fly my rainbow flag?
06:16Let's see how you like this.
06:18Guys, let's just focus on the game, okay?
06:37What the hell?
07:00Someone sabotaged our uniforms.
07:02What do we do?
07:02Kick off some five minutes.
07:04Guys, it's just paint.
07:07Quit being a pussy and suit up.
07:12Suit up.
07:13Let's go five minutes.
07:18It's your first game of the season.
07:20I'm your announcer, student body president, Kaden Russell.
07:23And I'm his trusty size pick, Alexa Kennedy.
07:26Let's go, boys.
07:27Let's go.
07:27Wow, new look for the Hawks.
07:39Guys, is this a football game or a gay pride parade?
07:43Pulled back Donovan Miller lead for team to make it a dozen key.
07:47And the board is doing it.
07:48The rainbow really brings us.
07:50Oh, absolutely.
07:52Enjoying yourself?
07:54I don't know what you're talking about.
07:56I know it was you.
08:01How did you get this?
08:09You dropped it in the uniforms.
08:11You're gonna pay for this.
08:18Finally showing your true color.
08:19Go for it.
08:20Shut up.
08:21I bet you said if everyone's doing it,
08:23God's drafts after the game.
08:24One more word out of you and I'm kicking your fucking ass,
08:27second stream.
08:28Justin, let it go.
08:29I'm trying to get in your head.
08:31I'm sorry.
08:32Did you say kick my ass and lick my ass?
08:34Come back.
08:36No, no, no.
08:36No, no, no.
08:37No, no, no, no.
08:37No, no, no.
08:38No, no, no.
08:39No, no, no, no, no.
08:39No, no, no, no.
08:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:44It looks like our quarterback, Donovan Miller, has been injured.
08:55There's something wrong.
08:56Our star quarterback is hurt, and it's all my fault.
09:04Donovan, I am so sorry.
09:05The uniforms, they were a stupid prank.
09:07I really didn't mean for this.
09:08You sabotaged our uniforms and got Donovan hurt.
09:11You're dead, motherfucker.
09:13Move, move.
09:15You.
09:16What if he's still hurt for the homecoming game against Fumont, our biggest rivals?
09:22You're expelled.
09:23What?
09:25No.
09:27Expelling him won't teach him his lesson.
09:30He's got to learn some school spirit.
09:33And I know just what to do.
09:36Have him come to our next practice.
09:38What?
09:395.
09:396 a.m.
09:40Monday morning, bright and early.
09:42Report, and Donovan will take over from there.
09:58Okay, let's have it.
09:59What are you going to make me do?
10:01Clean your dirty jockstrap?
10:03Shine your cleats?
10:05Scrub the shower?
10:05You're not getting off that easy.
10:14What do I have to do to get off?
10:22Welcome to the team!
10:25Water boy.
10:26I'm the king of this.
10:28I'm a lit hater, boy.
10:29I put my ring in it.
10:30I'm the big tanker.
10:36No way!
10:37I am not wearing that.
10:38You can just make me clean something and get it over with.
10:40Well, it's either this, or you get expelled.
10:45And if you get expelled, that means no new activities budget.
10:50And no Harvard.
10:53Choose wisely.
10:54Donovan!
10:57It's Captain.
11:08Oh, the water boy!
11:10The water boy!
11:13I stood up to the homophobic football team, and now I'm the water boy to the hot quarterback
11:18from hell.
11:19This is bullying.
11:20Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
11:26You're unbelievable.
11:29Oh, man, you got him so good.
11:31This is hilarious.
11:32You fuck with our uniforms, we fuck with yours.
11:34Hey, guys!
11:35Hey!
11:35We play our biggest rivals of the season next week, so get back on the field.
11:40How long do I have to do this?
11:52You belong to me.
11:54So, as long as I want.
11:56I'm your slave, or I'm expelled.
12:07Those can't be my only two options, Donovan.
12:08We're at practice, so call me captain.
12:10I'm going to the principal. This is cruel.
12:13Go ahead, the principal already signed off.
12:16And she's not going to improve your budget unless you show a little school spirit.
12:21But hey, if you can't handle it, by all means, just pull your budget proposal.
12:26Donovan acts like he's teaching me a lesson, but this feels less like punishment.
12:31More like flirting.
12:39Try harder to embarrass me, Captain, because right now, you're just making me look good.
12:48I mean, you knew you were hiding that body under your school uniform.
12:55I'm a teen twink fantasy.
12:58If I didn't know any better, I think you watch gay porn.
13:03Who says I don't?
13:08Are you hitting on me?
13:09Because, bad news, I would never go for a self-obsessed jock like you.
13:15Liar.
13:17Come on.
13:18If I wanted you, in school, on this field, anywhere, you'd be begging for it.
13:34You wish.
13:36Now, do you have an actual task for me?
13:41Or did you just come for the view?
13:44Why don't you go ahead and organize the equipment, Walker?
13:46Huh?
13:47Oh.
13:55Oh.
14:01Oh.
14:03You playing with my balls, Waterboy?
14:05Shouldn't you be on the field?
14:11Uh, yeah, but I'm still injured, so...
14:16Okay, let me go early.
14:19Oh.
14:20I'm not so fast.
14:22I can't raise this arm above my head, so...
14:25I need you to wash my hair.
14:26You want me to get in the shower with you?
14:32Chop, chop, Waterboy.
14:34These locks aren't gonna wash themselves.
14:36The hottest quarterback in this state is showering in front of me.
14:58And I can't touch.
15:00This is torture.
15:01I can't touch.
15:01This is torture.
15:29Oh.
15:34Give it nice and cold.
16:06Do you want to rinse off too?
16:13I should get to class.
16:23Donovan put me in a tiny waterboy uniform and made me shower with him.
16:27What a closet case.
16:32Earth to Gaden.
16:33Are you okay?
16:35Sorry.
16:36What were you saying?
16:37Um, just that I think that it-
16:39Hey look everyone, it's Gaden.
16:41Gaden here had a really hard time in math the other day.
16:45You seem pretty focused on me, Justin.
16:48Are you sure you're not gay?
16:50Keep talking, homie-o.
16:51Get off me.
16:52And see what happens.
16:53No.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:56If I don't do something quick, I'm gonna get my ass kicked by the football team in front
17:00of the whole school.
17:01You know when you hold me close like this, I get so excited.
17:08You're just a bottom who loves getting attention from the football team, don't you?
17:11You're the one making me hang out at practice in booty shorts.
17:14You don't think we see it, Fairy Poppins?
17:16How obsessed you are with us?
17:17You cut our budget to the football team to get our attention.
17:20I'm the student body president, it's my job to propose a budget.
17:23You only won because Donovan's dad didn't let him run.
17:26You're just a weird homo kid who can't take a hint.
17:30You want me to change the budget?
17:32Fine.
17:33Football won't get any funding.
17:34That's an abuse of power.
17:36He's not the president, he's the queen.
17:39If you want to be the queen, you have to look the part.
17:49So pretty.
17:50Now maybe you can get boys to look at you.
17:56Get your hands off my water boy.
18:03What are you doing?
18:04What?
18:05Showing him what happens when you fuck with the football team.
18:07I told you he's mine.
18:10Only I get to fuck with him.
18:12Come on, baby.
18:13He wants to be the queen.
18:14We were just helping him look at the park.
18:17Oh my god, babe, you're so right.
18:18That's so funny.
18:23You're a messy bitch and now you look like one too.
18:27Lay off, Keating.
18:28I will not tell you again.
18:35I will not tell you again.
18:38Are you okay?
18:40Don't act like the hero when you're the one who put the target on my back.
18:44Captain.
18:45What do you want?
18:46You want chores for your water boy?
18:59Why are you mad at me?
19:00Because you are worse than them, Donovan.
19:02At least Justin is honest about hating me.
19:06But you...
19:07You...
19:08You make fun of me, you insult me, then you flirt with me and then you defend me.
19:13I would rather get punched than my fucking.
19:15That's not what I'm doing.
19:16Then what?
19:17What are you doing, Donovan?
19:18What is your game plan?
19:19I don't know.
19:20I don't know.
19:21I don't know.
19:22I don't know.
19:23Why do you want to hold on my back?
19:24Why are you mad at me?
19:26Why are you mad at me?
19:27Because you are worse than them, Donovan.
19:28At least Justin is honest about hating me.
19:30At least Justin is honest about hating me.
19:33You...
19:34You make fun of me, you insult me, then you flirt with me and then you defend me.
19:39I would rather get punched than my fuck.
19:41No!
19:44That's the problem, okay?
19:49Caden...
19:51You...
19:53Make me feel things that...
19:55I've never felt before, and...
20:03What things? I don't know, things.
20:08Curiosity and...
20:11Excitement...
20:13Anger...
20:18What about are you...
20:20Are you gay?
20:21What?
20:23Fuck no.
20:25Of course not.
20:27Because what's worse than being gay?
20:30That's not what I meant, I...
20:33I just...
20:37I'm just interested in you.
20:41Since when?
20:44I don't know when it started...
20:46When you ran for student council, or...
20:49When you worked as a lifeguard at the community pool, or...
20:53When I saw that stupid budget and I couldn't get it...
20:57Or you...
20:59Out of my head.
21:03I don't know what's happening inside me.
21:07And I'm so confused, and I feel like you're the only one who would understand.
21:11I don't understand.
21:20I can't tell if he's being real with me right now.
21:22...
21:24With me right now.
21:26With me right now.
21:27With me right now...
21:30With me right now.
21:32What's going on you really�...
21:39With me right now?
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