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00:00Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy?
00:11Married.
00:13Oh, no! No, no, no!
00:19You and your wife must have been very close, sir.
00:22We hated each other's guns.
00:25Then why are you so upset?
00:27Because that's no harm.
00:32Sixty years of marriage. Have you ever considered divorce?
00:36Oh, heavens no. Never.
00:42Murder?
00:42Huh?
00:43Every single day.
00:46I told you to stop calling me. Like, don't tell me how to live my life.
00:50I have a wife. I have family. I have my own life.
00:53I really don't need you to tell me how to...
00:55Yeah, did you hear him? Stop calling him!
01:00Was that your ex?
01:02No, it was your mother.
01:07Sorry, I just can't be sure.
01:11Do you mind if I check something?
01:13Oh.
01:14Yeah.
01:21Hello?
01:22Yep.
01:23That's the guy that stole my phone.
01:25Shit!
01:30What we're gonna do.
01:32We've never ever been able to ever make the henge meat, have we?
01:34It's all your damn fault. We're not earning enough anyway.
01:37Don't start...
01:38Don't you threaten me, you weak, cowardly little man.
01:41I've given you the best years of my life.
01:43You've got no drive, no ambition. That's your trouble.
01:46Right, this is a hole up.
01:47Get back.
01:47Come.
01:48Here, come.
01:50Anybody moves, she gets it.
01:52I think...
01:54Where am I going?
01:55What a joke!
01:56No, no...
01:58No, no.
01:58I'm so sorry.
01:58You
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